Americans celebrate their Independence day by having a hot dog eating contest each year

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>hot dog eating contest
Despite the capitalist background of this, I like the idea. It’s simple and even kids can join in

MF

Legendary moment

why isnt this sport more popular in south korea? arent they way into this kind of stuff

>Mentioning your ideology autism even about a hot dog contest
Kys leftypol

You're thinking of japan and it was really popular in the late 90s early 2000s

If they took down the huge Nathan’s sign I’d have no problems

>Swedes celebrate Ramadan by not eating each year

stream?

is there a game thread?

streams

123tvnow.com/watch/espn2/
yoursports.stream/live.php?v=espn2

>Stonie
he won once,like,4 years ago

*crack*
*sip*
now joey chestnut, that was a hell of an eater

And he lost his hunger to win right afterwards. Got lazy and focused on his youtube, which i don't blame him for; youtube money's probably more and definitely way easier than competitive eating

Welcome to it.

Can anyone deny that Chestnut is one of history's greatest athletes? Certainly on the caliber of Leonidas of Rhodes.

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BASED.
USA
USA
USA

GAME THREAD

That was like 15 years ago, dude. That guy's a washed up has-been.

How have you not heard of this zoomer

Fuck your thread. This was first.

This one was made by an fervently anti-American Muslim though.

is there a stream for non-fatties?

Did anyone watch the 30 for 30 on tuesday? Bretty gud, loved the sign that said "swallow sonya swallow"

>allowing yourself to let a Swede shit on our American traditions.

Leave America NOW

More like, taking over this thread and planting our flag on it.

Chestnut a -13 favorite goddam the goat

Why didn't they show the Miki sudo live?

This. This will be the thread and nothing else

>women's sports

Dunno. I guess time constraints and they don't want a clusterfuck cleaning and preparing for 2 contests in 1 hour. Shame because miki's cyoot. Not as good as prime sonya but she was a beast.

joey looking old, out of his prime. he will NEVER eat 74 hot dogs again

Being fat = poor metabolism

get laid

kek
where was this?

who was that blonde? i'd like her to eat my hotdog if you get what i'm saying

The hot dog eating contest of >2012
This was during prime Yea Forums

it was at this event a few years back

The techniques have been all studied but there has been nobody else to take Joey's throne, or at least match him.

You need another dominant foreign champion to trigger the search for the next GOAT again.

Years ago back when Yea Forums was still good

ballpark > nathans

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Oh shit I had forgotten this was on today, watched the last two years. Glorious 'murrica day

Joey vs Koby were great.

Now MLE barely rides Joey's dick to draw crowds. They are as bad as WWE.

The Chinese gooks always win

>hurrr dey ploomp wen u cook xD
fuck off.

cheers lads

wtf just realized my drunk ass put ice cream in the fridge instead of the freezer last night

Joey is a gook?

another year, another badlands rap, another badlands loss. just lose weight man.

hummel > ballpark > nathans

LOL

>canafats

Neave lives in a society

>mexico flag
yikes

Hebrew National > all

>mexifats

*rubs hands*

oscar meyer >>>

fucking drug cartels and moose coming for our hotdogs.

UNIT

>jobbers intros
Can I fast forward these?

Fuck Canada and FUCK Mexico

>tfw no LA Beast

delete this senpai

>Chiger

Hell yeah ALPHA army man

>even jobbers nowadays can eat twice of the record before Kobayashi in the old 12 minutes rule

>brits

Bar S is best

>Brit

more like Bar ASS

obsessed yanks booing /ourguy/
kek

Megacuck better win this year

>Stonie is not even #2 in the world

Imagine doing HRT and infiltrating the women's division haha

so who is the favorite?

wtf, that's not the usual chestnut music.

Joey by far

No he won't.

Unless Joey throws the contest again, of course.

Fuck I hate chestnut

do they come into the event starving? how do they prep?

You're right, it's usually Baba O'Reilly

Chestnut looks like he has a toothache

OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Seriously though, Matt Stonie is a legend. Jon Ronson wrote a great chapter about this sport in one of his books

LETS GO MEGATOAD

Drinking water

You always want to eat to keep your stomach extended

Yes. Well-trained and empty stomach for the event.

imagine being in a socialist country watching this contest

I think they eat a ton of high volume, low calorie food to expand their stomach like lettuce and kale.

It's glorious

I still think Joey Chestnut is the greatest living American. A true American athlete.

hot dogs have a ton of sodium, isn't it a health risk to eat like 80 hotdogs at once?

I can’t believe the brazilian hasn’t posted even once itt

Lol absolutely, I'm not sure how much actually gets digested though.

That's one thing, but you need your stomach and intestine to load and absorb what you eat quickly too. The way to do that is working out and constantly eating.

Eat eat eat

HERE WE GO

Of course it’s wildly unhealthy you dingus. But that’s the sacrifice you make for freedom.

They fast days after the event.

OVER 73.5 @1.91
LETS GO

>Arai is almost forgotten now

its on e/sp/n it is a sport

>sideline reporter

Stonie is dead in the water

I just hope nobody injures or dies today.

I didn't realize cincotti called it quits. He was really good.

BE GONE THOT, SHOW JOEY

>fag wins again
Fuck this gay """"""""""sport""""""""""

they got rid of the women counters after last year's fiasco

Lmao chestnut absolutely btfo of the competition

the best eaters are always skinny. high metabolism

for me it is Eater X

yum yum, a milkshake

Joey Chestnut about to win another ring with an asterisk

I'm telling you stonie's been phoning it in since he won. That youtube money is way too good to pass up

America was a mistake

What happened?

>Stonie not even in the top 4 right now

come on you fat cunts keep going

He would get more subs if he won

They were off by 10 hotdogs for chestnut and cincotti. It was really bad

That man is smart to get out before it was too late.

so dog + bun separate is fastest?

Does Joey's competition not train or practice? It's like they just dont give a shit and only compete to get btfo. fucking meme sport desu.

73.5 was way too short at this pace

You guys eat while watching this?

90 DOG PACE
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no it's gross watching other people eat

>those jobbers still chug water

uh oh, he's getting full

yeah r8 my meal

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He's hit the wall

is that a candle?

Nah but I did eat hot dogs before this event in commemoration

DIG DEEP JOEY

Nah, he just slows down.

70 dogs or very close to it for sure.

honestly makes me wanna take a shit

This is the most American thing I have ever seen

90 DOG PACE
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You can see the suffering on joey's face. Pure suffering

>60 dogs
>2:20 left

Not his year, bros

Nice "sport" lmao

>THE JOEY OF FRIENDS

This looks innappropriate for tv, they might as well be showing bukkake

This honestly hurts to watch

Is this a hot dog eating contest or a wet bread eating contest?

>YEEEEEEEEEET

70 is the total

ffs hes a useless cunt
LOST

Can Stonie just retire already? This is embarrassing.

Do they do a woman's version?

You will never understand the freedom it takes to have a DPM (Dogs Per Minute) on this level.

I saw on discovery about a competitive jalapeno eater. He said his training regimen was a run three times a week, some other cardio stuff and he would eat grapes consistently to train his stomach for the jalapenos

Stonie manages to get to the top 4. Nice.

unofficial count,he was low last year before they counted also

Watching Joey eat is so uncomfortable... he was in so much pain hahaha

71 dogs what the actual fuck

happy 4th
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He ate the last 2 at the very last seconds. 72?

Decent showing from Joey, hot day didn't help

I once had a hot dog eating contest and was constipated. I still fucking won.

someones stomach will explode one day

based Texas

I love this event, it's because we are free that we can do crazy shit like eat 70 hotdogs.

joey has peaked, it's all downhill from here

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

do they do practice contests to prepare?

It kinda happened to kobayashi the first year Chestnut won. Probably one of the most epic moments in american sports.

i lost 40 cuckbucks on this.

most of those guys are legit "pros"....they just do eating contests all year long as a job

>next event

>cornhole championships

what?

CORNHOLE LEAGUE OH FUCK BOYS WE NEED A NEW THREAD.

THIS IS LIKE EXTRA RELISH FOR FREE

Another proud and well deserved win for America. Thank you Joey for making dreams come true.

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extremely r*ddit and cringe

relish is gross