/hoc/

No one asked you for your opinion, Colgate

Facts dont care about your permission sweetie

Wow another bold early morning off season "raid". The balls on /cric/ are truly microscopic

Microscopic means tiny, like your brains.

seething small cock /hoc/

just woke

what happened i missed it

huomenta

>seething
Really great post. I can see why you watch tha shit "sport"

well from now on /hoc/ directly answers to /cric/

fuck /cric/ desu

based

Why is the help here? Didnt we give them their own thread to stink up?

/cric/ whined like the pusys they are to the janny and they deleted our thread lmao

cricket versus ice hockey
>cricket is older
>cricket is more popular
>cricket is more exciting
>cricket is better for the environment

it was sebbo desu

Hockey is white, check mate

What you lads eating today? I'm thinking some of that kebab with them fries

does the netherlands even have a cricket presence?
do the netherlands even have any sport presents at all?

dislike brownies. also gays.

Gonna make some pasta with some leftovers I think.
I hope you enjoy your meal friend

>to afraid too actually give a (You)
>speak of me indirectly out of subservience

small cock /hoc/ back in action

Why on earth would I speak directly to the help.

lots of protein

when will he start playing to the tune? im actually getting kinda worried

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we own this general.

he posts women team cuz men team is shit haha

why won't they let bulju escape edmonton

sacrificial finn

FUCKING EDMONTON LET BULJU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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McDavid needs someone to take his anger out on

Who do you think you are, Moses? lmao

he'll be a knight soon enough

he will be released to seattle

youtu.be/qdC_Cu9X4wc

And he will awaken to the tune of my last two digits

youtu.be/Us3_8FxoAls

youtu.be/PB-DRWu1LpA

july the 4th be with you

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ha ha very nice

DOG BLESS AMERIGA :DD

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U S A
S
A

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I don't frequent /hoc/ but fuck jannies and while we're at it fuck niggers as well

just absolutely btfo /cric/ lads
they won't be showing their faces around here again, i'm sure

/cric/

Sucks

hello i love cricket especially ice cricket

just play cricket on ice with ice skates

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AND I'LL STAND UP

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should've been 'and i'll gladly stand up'
but i'm tired and a little buzzed

shout out to based peru

I'm back

Do you know how worried we have been. Least you could do is leave us a note

/cric/ is autosaged again

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get FUCKED hetmyer

might actually >win our first match

keep bumping our thread please

Typical /hoc/ running crying to the jannies

BASED

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>swedish diplomat got australian student out of North Korean prison
Why can't these dumb /cric/ers do anything themselves?

looking bit grim for us
we cant chase anything above 220

/hoc/ more like /cock/

GTFO hope

why are there so many third worlders here all of a sudden

>WI projections: 255
gonna be real hard for us lads

Do Finns really eat like this

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thinking about some breakfast

*shits on your plate*
enjoy

Based post

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What's your hockey nickname? I'm "The Big One"

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"The /cric/ one"

reckon i'd kick every last one of your asses if given the chance lads

reckon i'd fuck every last one of your asses if given the chance lads

"Suomalainen valokranaatti"

"cricketeer" rhymes with "lick it queer" and I think that's all that really needs to be said tbqphwy

Is Johnny hockey just ice hockeys version of Johnny Football?

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no, johnny football is wayyy more of a bust

idk, i watched the flims against dem avs and it didnt look too good for our short friend

What’s /hoc/‘s racing game of choice?

Soggy biscuit

big rigs

it's cricketer you fat fuck

pusy

burnout 3 takedown

irl footraces

karlsson

>poor pajeet sport vs rich white mans sport

karlnoankleorson

capsson

No it's hockeys version of Johnny Bravo

Gonna make some coffe, just shout if you want some (I'll be in the kitchen)

RUOTSIIIIIII! KAHVEETA!

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I got you friendo, it's on it's way over to you right now

*JEJ*

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No problem bro

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AND THE ROCKETS RED GLAAAARE

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I like to think the rockets from the anthem are sexy women rockets btw

Guy that I bullied in elementary school is trying to call me. Im afraid that he's planning some kind of revenge.

ruotsi

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rockettes retard

>and the rocket's red hair

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pusy

hanging my american flag out on the porch today for all my american bros

based

Not hanging an American flag out on the porch today for all my American bros.

they lost though

hanging my cock out on the porch today for all my swedish bros

cringe

hanging an American out on the porch today for all my American bros.

my repeating digits confirm chicago winning the up

whoops i meant these ones

Thinking about hitting Sam with a tire iron

Listening to The Offspring right now.

bombs bursting in air

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Do you mean these repeating digits? Because they're saying that Detroit will iwn the cup within 6 seasons

>that finger on the trigger

hot take: blue jackets reaches further into the playoffs next season than both the panthers and the rangers

these digits say I'll get a girlfriend within 6 seasons

You'll have a hard time convincing me Taylor Swift isn't pro-genocide. She's straight evil.

Who's going to be the starting goalie?

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yeah she wants to genocide my balls

have you seen her new video? she's just as gay and stupid as all the other celebs. you should stop obsessing about her

If odd last digit Avril is /hoc/s girl
If even last digit Shania is /hoc/s girl
If last digit is 0 Taylor is /hoc/s girl

went with a 3 egg omelet with AMERICAN cheese

Tarasov soon

BASED

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I really don't think people change that much.

Isles cup soon. Digits will it

clearly she isnt some far right ethno nationalist that Yea Forums thought she was lol

>le swept in the 2nd round overachievers

Maybe not. I wouldn't put anything past her though.

i bought a new bed

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>mad
>at the isles
Bet you think the finals is tampa vegas because a bunch of retards in the presses said so

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explain fuck jannies

>islels

Thinking about taking the pizza cutter to you and rearranging your forehead
MDK ALL FUCKING DAY