There's a break in the action! you run to the fridge to grab a beer and see this. what do you do

there's a break in the action! you run to the fridge to grab a beer and see this. what do you do

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blonde midget

unironically not my type

looks like there's no beer in the fridge. Thankfully i'm watching an American sport and the commercial break is long enough to drive across town to buy more.

why is there a mini fridge in front of my fridge?

tell my mom to put clothes on, we can't do this with dad around

Shove the bitch outta the way. If she’s comfortable walking around my flat like that, I’m already tired of fucking her.

I see that theres no beer and I settle for the Heinz because I’m a lazy American piece of shit. As I drink the bottle I question the current state of my life and think about what a dissapointment I’ve become to my family and myself.

why are there centipedes in my vagina?

Ask her to pass me a refreshing Coors Light from the salad drawer.

Ask my her to remove the rest of the clothes since sauna is warm and ready to go

H-hi there...

Slap the stupid bitch for putting ketchup in the fridge.

Hello there

This is not my beautiful house.

This is not my beautiful wife.

Then the days go by

Grab the ass and hope for the best.

remind her that she was paid to be naked, then take the scissors to her knickers

Surprised at the lack of sniffposters

Is this girl Australian?

Smack ass, grab a beer over her. Smack that ass again and walk off

Based.

bring in tyrone and watch him have a go.

I'd slide my meaty member into her vagoo and sex her against the fridge while she 69'd my boner and I kissed her two breasts.

kick her in the balls, grab beer.

underrated
based Dima

I'd have sex obvs

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>If she’s comfortable walking around my flat like that, I’m already tired of fucking her.

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Do nothing. My woman literally does this all the time. In fact getting beers if exactly what she does.

>tfw ywn be Finnish and enjoy northern European sauna then cold ice water
Why even live brahs

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incel af posting pics of whores

#metoo does NOT approve, Harvey.

>turns around
>she's a man
>no feminine benis
>masculine penis
You have to carry on with your word, user....

>while she 69'd my boner and I kissed her two breasts
H-how is that possible

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You need big cums to do this, you'd know if you had as many sexes as me.

Turn 360 and walk away

Post picture of your benis. Cut or no cut?

>feminine benis
Ew, aren’t they all thin and skinny and shit? Would unironically prefer a masculine benis

Is that bread in the fridge? If so, why?

>wanting your bread to get moldy

Wonder why theres a wh*te bitch stealing from my fridge when my black queen is waiting for me at the couch.

I remember a time long gone bye where a sight like this was common at my house.

Now all I have is the beer, the shitpost and my tears

Bread goes stale much much faster in the fridge

How to spot the non-incel. Rock on Ivan