How many World Cups has your country won? The United States has won 3 World Cups...

>3 stars
You're forgetting you won the Powerchair Football World Cup twice, including beating us 3-0 in the 2011 final.

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I'm not meaning to barge in like that but we actually have twice as much

>bumper car soccer

thats actually pretty fucking cool

USA has 0 World Cups
USA has 3 Womens World Cups

There is a difference, and the Womens World Cups is meaningless because no one gives a shit about it.

You have 1 Mens World Cup and 2 Womens World Cups m8.

Well it is a game made for women.

wait, germany has only 1(one) world cup?

>tfw Japan and Norway have the same amount of World Cups as England

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No, they have 3(three) like I said.

I said "world cup"
not "womens world cup"
the first one matter
the second one doesn't

they should put this in amusement parks

No, because I live in west Germany we have 3 mens and two womens, and I'm counting the 1966 cup because it was taken from us by cheating. Thus we have 6, which is twice as much as the US has

>Brazil has won the Beach Football World Cup 14 times
They need 19 stars on their shirt.

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were waiting till someone ties our 5 WC first to do that but you fucks are slow

Some of the shots they pull off are pretty impressive. It's like large scale pinball at times

Next you'll be saying Argentina's 2 Blind Football World Cups don't count either.

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>Belarus has won the partially-sighted version two times
>tfw Belarus have twice as many World Cups as England

Only reason England had a chance was because US took their foot of England's throat for a bit. You scored so we played keep away in your own third the rest of the match and made you our bitch.

Most lopsided WC ever.

>most lopsided WC ever
Are you trying to take the piss out of the Amputee World Cup m8?

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Funny thing is that any of these would bet the Womens World Cup champions easily.

>Russia - 4 times
>Brazil/Uzbekistan - 3 times
>Angola/El Salvador - 1 time

Actually you have 0 world cups as modern Germany is an illegal terrorist organization occupying the territory of the rightful Imperial German government

Who has them then instead? Do they just disappear?

Belgium have SEVEN table football World Cups!

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It's 4 now. The tough opponents have been crushed and US are on cruise control.

They go to the United Nations

Absolute cringe tbf

>his country has NEVER made it past the group stage of the World Cup
Oh no no no

THANK GOD

The media never shilled this shit harder as this year, thankfully the roasties lost ealy and all the shit about the WWC dissapeared.

have sex incel

>germ hates international organizations which prevent him from genociding his neighbors

>implying the US wouldn't be the first to genocide if their neighbors were fucking poland

>Mens 'World Cup' - 0
>Womens World Cup - 3
>U20 World Cup - 0
>U17 World Cup - 0
>U20 Womens World Cup - 3
>U17 Womens World Cup - 0
>Blind World Cup - 0
>Powerchair World Cup - 2
>Amputee World Cup - 0
>Table Football World Cup - 1

You have 9 World Cups m8

>IRL Rocket League
Now this is fucking neat.

3 WWC stand for 0.1 MWC ,you shouldnt brag about this

My gf is Dutch and into sports but I am American. How to make the most of her tears when this pitiful nation loses?

americans dont care soccer...... haha
literally 20 of these threads a day

well if you include sub categories too then France 10 world cups

2 world cups
1 world cup U20
1 world cup U17
5 world military cups
1 beach soccer world cup
1 female world cup U17

wait I meant 11
1 female world military cup

It genuinely annoys me that England only have 3 World Cups.

We can do you one better. Our neighbor is Mexico.

Estados Unidos theme
youtu.be/9U1QubXPEQs

so what the fuck are we hesitating for??

you should count the first couple BHCs when all the national teams in the world participated
also the olympics

Whiter than you jamal

Post your medical bill pls

Oh shit. Welcome to the 3 club, lads

WWC doesn’t count but is still relevant because we need them to breed super soccer humans.
Messi x Morgan and Rapinoe x Ronaldo test tube babbies when?

TACOS OUT

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USA won all the superbowl world cups!

>women dominate football
>men dominate american football
How the rest of the world will ever recover?

It’s funny now but if they ever win the wc we all will need to kill ourselves.

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TWO WORLD WARS AND THREE WORLD CUP

>tfw about to be 4 when >we dab on the dutch

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>mfw insurance is fully paid by employer
>mfw zero wait time to be seen. Can literally schedule an appointment for today if i wanted to for any condition
>mfw not on any prescription medecine
>mfw no Canadian wc wins

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You must be a special kind of retard you truly believe what you're implying

>tfw no WC
>no WWC
>no u-20 WC (men or women)
>no u-17 WC (men or women)
>absolutely nothing
a-at least we have more euros than england

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How many British home championships has your country won?

>poortugal
ZERO world cups

Have sex

dilate

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>USA has been top 4 in every World Cup so far

Are other nations even trying?

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Female soccer is legit less than a pansy sport than male soccer. I almost never see the ladies dive.

Congratulations, America.

>west Germany
don't think that's a country chief

youtube.com/watch?v=sVmvD2Tjglk
god bless

cant think about something more beta and desprate than that

>cant think about something more beta and desprate than that
What about Vichy France?

>he doesnt rate Petain

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they also have 1 gay world cup.
Brazil has a homeless world cup

Correct. I don't.