Scores against Vietnam

>scores against Iran
>explodes

>scores against Israel
>impersonates baking in an oven

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Shes hot

>scores against Brazil
>shits on the pitch

>Score against yanks
>circumcise an infant

>scores against brazil
>cooks and eats a monkey

>scores against england
>teeth fall out

>scores against Germany
>goosesteps

>Adam's nipple
What the fuck are you talking about? Did you mean apple?

>scores against france
>gets blacked

>scores against Australia
>impersonates a stingray

Scores against china. makes the slant eyes.

>scores against Japan
> rapes teammates with tentacles

>scores against japan
>gets groped on subway

>scores an own goal
>gets shot

Surprisingly few compared to the European teams, but like said our one big gay is gay enough for everyone

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>he doesn't know what an adam's nipple is
fucking pakis

13 is qt

Seriously though, did you mean to say Adam's Apple or do hillbillies have their own version?

>scores against Canada
Fucks dog

>scores against Mexico
Hops border

>scores against Iran
Kills gay teammate

>scores against Israel
Forced teammates to attack Iranian players

>Scores against Russians
Hacks election

>scores against France
Surrenders

>scores against Argentina
Chokes

>Scores against India
Shits on the sideline

All I got for now. Keep it going this thread is gold

That’s actually a Colombia thing......
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrés_Escobar#Own_goal_incident_and_subsequent_murder

>scores against France
>Surrenders

Is the peak of this thread

>scores against Vietnam
>mimes getting stabbed to death by an elderly farmer

>score against China
>die coughing from emphysema

>en.m.

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>score against germany
>turn valve as rest of the team starts choking

>Wikipedia.ca

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fuck off faggot phone poster

>wikipedia.com

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>>Scores against Russians
>Hacks election

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>score against America
>plug up your arteries and die from cardiac arrest

9 is literally a man

>not one single qtpi jewess on the squad

>score against canada
>become irrelevant in geopolitics

I wish

Based Canuck

>scores against new zealand
>makes finger pistols at the nearest muslim

>visiting relatives in Las Vegas, Nevada

Not such an innocent victim after all?

>Scores against Netherlands in final
>Pretty much do the same gesture

same of these are just awful, even reddit could do better

>>scores against Iran
>Kills gay teammate
What?

The Iranian regime throws gays off buildings as punishment for openly being a homosexual

Thanks user

Number 2 makes my peepee happy. Am I gay?

Dont let them lie to you. Never heard Adam's nipple in my 40 years on this planet

>scores against Germany
>rapes the women and children

So the jewbs meme is real

Why is it that US gays have to be in your face about that fact that they are gay?

I don’t like tea but why do people think drinking tea is something to be made fun of?

Drinking anything else than soda in America is seen as ridiculous

Same reason we are in your face about everything else: were America, faggot

>scores against scotland
>eats deep fried heroin

Scores against Antarctica, walks like a penguin.

>scores against Egypt
youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

How do you think she will celebrate against us?

Smoking a joint?
Doing a windmill?
Undress and pretend to sit in a window?

Klompendansen

Are people still mad about this?

She'll lay on her back and give a dutch wink.

getting away with starting slavery

Ultra boomer

Brap into her jersey and then cover a teammate's head with it.

Cheeky cunt

There's hot lesbians, and then there's rapinoe

Based

90% of the time, they aren't

they all used to be but Rapinoe turned everyone straight

>scores against veitnam
>mimes a helicopter ride out of saigon

Why do Johnny Foreigners get so triggered by American women?

They got the confidence of an American guy but a body a woman. I noticed Asian/Euro girls are so homely and boring.

>scores against Russia
>scream "Slava Ukraini"

How can one woman be so based

>Johnny Foreigners
you ARE JFs.

Because Americans are stupid and obnoxious. They constantly embarrass themselves on the world stage and never accord proper respect to others.

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>body of a woman
a-cup tits and abs?

>Turkey scores against Armenia
>doesn't do anything

>scores against Maldives
>drowned by rising sea levels

>scores against Antarctica
>freezes to death

>scores against Nepal
>climbs really high mountain

>scores against Netherlands
> starts fingerbanging

>scores against usa
>eats plastic

How the fuck do you mime a flamethrower?

>brazil
>not india
are you even trying

That’s bullshit and you know it. Fag.

>scores against Egypt
>walks like an Egyptian

>scores against sweden
>converts to islam

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>Married a spic

Wait being in born in 1980 makes me a boomer?! Wtf

Based

False, ISIS did that, not Iran. They hang them.

Based