JAM vs. USA thread 2

I pray to god berhalter subs off morris

fpwp

Debby

>morrshit

Every time

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ok, now this is also based

Hagamos combo, hagamos combo

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USA will win and FUCK MEXICANS!!!!

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Half time slags!!!

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how she manage to have all that ass and such little titties

smoke and mirrors

Fuck you and your cow wife

Ass is always superior to tits if you think otherwise you have low test

legs > hips > tits > ass

fact

Faggot

anyone hearing this fucking mexican/irish version of we will rock you?

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>she

>partido demorado por tormenta
>riegan la cancha al medio tiempo

fucking burgers I swear

stream?.

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streams up yet? or are we still on weather delay

thighs>legs>midriff>ass>tits>armpits

I got an entire apartment building of them deported. they filled it with nigs though, but at least they're american

based

>armpits

fuck is wrong with you

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It’s on broadcast tv unless that’s a proxy

It will be so awesome when they bring the heads of the gringos back to mexico to be put on the tzompantli

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OH BABY YOU

YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEED

BUT YOU SAY YOURE JUST A FRIEND

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why do Jamaica play so dirty

>letting micheal fucking bradley score on you at the azteca

what is wrong with you fucking aztec freaks

based

Nice empire *sneezes on a blanket* shame if something happened to it

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not sold on the face but the rest is 10/10

>boneless wings
Dude KILL yourself

real american shit, based

God tier taste but you forgot nape.

Reminder that Landon "Literal Manlet" Donovan pissed on Azteca

>asian women

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The power of rice and beans

is that Anri Okita

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Yo-Hon Sebastian Bock

>zardes
oh great just who we need

Face>hip:waist ratio>ass>tits>delts>calves>legs

BASED

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I'm dating a colombian girl and I like her a lot, might marry her some day. She's from Medellin. I'd like to visit your country

thanks for reading my blog

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Character>culture>skin color>vagina>anus>feet>smile>laugh>ass/tits>hands>intellect

>she does
Landwhale when she turns 30 guaranteed

>kick ass city built on islands and bridges
>spaniards get jelly and ruin it
Yuros, not even once.

Nice country *crosses imaginary wall* I hope you pay for my healthcare

Thank you for your service

girls poop from their butts, you sick fucks

Girls dont poop silly

>anri will never come back from retirement with her enhanced milkers

justendmyfuckingliferightnow

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Pretty sure the winning team got sacrificed

STOP HOOFING IT

Jokes on you, I don't live in California

not cute and funny ones

There is literally nothing wrong with human sacrifice

*tips fedora*

yes my good sir, I too prefer a good Personality rather than a fat pair of tits in my face

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Any of you fucks even watching this shit show?

10/10

legs>ass>tummy>whatever else

UId slip her the salamai, if you catch my drift

No, you think we're dirty sudacas? This is a titty appreciation thread

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absolutely PHENOMENAL pass from the man mountain jozy altidore

>mfw the nigs rob you

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Damn it

Those are udders not tits

just fucking let them play the game regardless of the lightning flashes

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GOAL

Spics are just as likely to rob and more likely to get away with it

PULIGOD STRIKES AGAIN

PULIGOAT

PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD PuliGOD

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

PULIGOD

PULIGOAT

>Jamaica

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USA USA USA USA

We’re going to REKT you fucking beaners!

PULIGOAT

BASED

satania posters must be beaten on site

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That's statistically untrue
They're more likely to kill you while driving drunk than anything

PULISICO PULISICO

HEEM!!!

RIGHT PLACE RIGHT TIME
WELCOME TO CHELSEA

>berhalter in charge of showing any emotion at all

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yeah, I'm thinking we're back!

NIGGERS GO HOME!! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Pulisic is unironically going to fucking shit all over Mexico

would anyone be so kind as to share a stream link? reddit soccer streams and footybite are both down as is firstrowsports..

feet>>>>>>>>>everythingelse

univision

Holy fuck, they are going to rape us so hard the chicANOs will actually build the wall for free

Did he just do an orange justice celebration?

do you lads hang up all your trousers? i hate these stupid fucking suit hangers they always fuck the slacks

stupid sexy jew kid

Seahawks fans ladies and gentlemen

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>zardes

god help us

>Zardes
WHY?

>This post is extremely low quality.

Tell me about Zardes. Why does he wear the bleach?

these niggas is fast

>Zarshit

signal to fellow gay blacks on the down low

Jozy with shitty fitness as always

Enjoy your game while you still can, gringos. This is your last victory in the cup

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because he has the uncanny ability to be pure shit but still be in front of the goal for tap ins(with his face)

BASED ZARDES

>zardes

To draw attention away from his stone feet

The most Zardes play of all time

He'll accidentally score in the 80th minute cap this

I heard it was because his mom(or grandma) can't see very well and started doing it so it was more obvious which one was him or something like that. Then I think he just kept it like that.

Jesus fucking Christ zardes

>Zardes
good lord.

>Zardes

>alitidore subbed off

best move gregggg has done his whole career

Omfg Zardes

>zardoz

lmao zardes is so bad

The finishing in this game is shittier than a Calcutta boulevard

>JAM vs. USA
>Jamal vs USA
Aren't those the same?

CLASSIC zardes first touch

typical Zardes.
How has he remained this bad this long.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

>ZARDES

stream?

ZARDES IN ALL ALONE.....

Jozy would have scored that

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>tardes

KEK THIS DOOD

GET ZARDES OFF NOW

literally any varsity soccer player would have buried that

See

Berhalter is a weird dude. Does he have some psychological disorder?

>Zardes
This guy gets paid a livable wage to play football. Fuck me

morris genuinely needs to kill himself

Hey I hate zardes as much as you do bro.

I rate Zardes

MEMEDES

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That's a cute fuckin butt

Shit if we put a bunch of police officers on the field we'd win by 7

Lads gimme a webm of that Pulisic OJ celebration

Tell me, why does he blast the ball 20 feet wide of the open net? What do you call that move?

Why isn't Sargent in the team? He is really the best striker the USA has right now, he was great in u20 and scored a lot in the friendly matches

The dude is unironically a brilliant strategist, but a retarded tactician.

how can costa ricans be racist?

get this

he was called up to play in the gold cup instead of U-20's, then gregg left him off the team

33-D chess

>>stream
myfeed2all.eu/watch/735332/1/watch-jamaica-vs-usa.html

He’s American?

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Berhalter is dumb as fuck.

top notch effort there, zardes

really tried for that through ball

Because we need to inundate our team with MyLittleSawker memes

In Japan , heart surgeon . Number one . Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need heart . I do operation . But, mistake! Yakuza boss die ! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America . No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house , American car , and new woman . Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

I’m not talking about that. He just acts weird.

Typical kikeball

By hating niggers.

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Hey, do you mind deleting this?

this kind of self hate confuses me

>our two black strikers are slow as shit
pretty unamerican tbqhwy

why cant our back line do anything but pass backwards

you can't spell ZARDES without ARSED

I'd feed her my kielbasa

Berhaler went to the championship for our domestic league with Zardes and thought he would be a better fit for the gold cup because he didn't realize Columbus was entirely successful because of Zack Steffen

those are some very nice tits, shame she's black

butter face

>4channel
>nudity
how have you escaped the janitors

Jesus Christ they just pass to each other and then hoof it to the other team EVERY DAMN GAME

all of our pacey blacks are playing NFL football

Tight bodied black women are unironically better than any other race, but they're like unicorns

Be born in a multiracial shithole, then try to not be racist.

racist brown people. i don't get it.

>Berhalter on why Altidore/Zardes as the two strikers over Sargent: "It’s a simple reason: We think they’re ahead of him right now. We have to do what we felt was best for the team right now and that’s the decision we made."
sounds like corporate lingo

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I'm not racist but I unironically don't find this attractive. also i'm not gay

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I'm doing that right now

>bonkbonk

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based jamaica coach

I'm not racist. But I do want to show you this diagram of IQ curves by race

>Mattcocks

Stop being racist, the piercings ruin her tits tho

notice how bradley once again lost the ball and let them get a shot off

he will start because he's our "veteran experiences midfielder"

think about that

t. multiracial

that's racist. and gay.

This

You're gay, though

this might be a stupid question but does Jamaica speak another language besides english?

I know theyre in close proximity to the US but still

see. it's not that hard.

patois

>R-racys!!
Stop being a faggot, i would get it from the cucked gringos but not from us bro, not from us. Would thunderfuck her into oblivion though

You might be gay

pidgin

Come to Honduras, black women are good here, only bad thing is that their family go ballistic if they see you with their women

No, not really. They have a creole of English and West African

thanks zardes, you useless fuck

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

FUCK

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

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>zardes

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>bring on zardes
>lose
really makes ya consider

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Ruh roh

dubs and jamaica wins

USA caught sleeping.

mis negros (:

THE MOST DANGEROUS FUCKING LEAD

How bad are we gonna fuck up Mexico, bros?

reroll of frenship

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

REGGAE

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

BOYZ

MOST DANGEROUS

>Gringos are cucked
>Entire country is a mestizo shithole

top kek

US not good enough to play keep away for 30 minutes

how could our plan of backpassing and losing possession fail, bros?

fucking prick

>tfw no qt blerd waifu

what part of colombia has the QTest negresses

Fuck off Zardes

FUCK AMERIKKKA
FUCK SUM
FUCK GREGGGGGG

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Zardes is trash.

MOVE THE BALL FORWARD, YOU PEABRAINED RETARDS

STREAM DOWN
REEEEEEEEEEE

based

It's like they watched our women and thought it would work against the BBC

MY STREAM JUST WENT DOWN PLS HELP

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>Zardes

They still owe us after the Alamo, so hard.

That's pretty funny, here in America black families seem to like having a mestizo around

Why do you want to watch Pulisic score an own goal?
We're still stuck with Texas. We lost that war hard

>reminder that this is a professional cup

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Why do some teams love to pass it around in the back? I’ve noticed that many teams do this. There are team mates in front of you, so just pass it to them wtf.

it's like we go full retard in the box

see

absolute state of this defending

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Don't do that, Zardes up there.

>zardes
>roldan
but Boyd still on the bench. Berhalter is fucking autistic man

bros...

Dubs and this will end in extra time

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cannon has been one of our best players

Univison on reg tv
Just turn down commentators

>but not from us bro, not from us
my absolute sides

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9 million ads
Thank you anyway

LA CEBOLLITA ESTA CHORANDO

Seething flyover

>Zardes
Holy shit how does this keep happening? Nigga go to the fucking training ground and practice on not being shit. They should've subbed >Altidore back in.

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UNIVISION IS DOWN

FUCK

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>not turning them up
pleb

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too white

all you have to do is close em out. the stream is great.

We're slowing the game down since we have the lead. Playing for possession when players are tired. Our coach is fucking stupid.

The website? It's still up on my TV

>areola

The rolling Rs throw me off

my shitty over the air antennae just died on me

In what year will we finally have the quality to not struggle against tiny island countries? 2025? 2030?

>ream

>some fucking WWC soiboi reported me for posting actually attractive women

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Fucking manlet

>all this spaghetti

Hope you learned your lesson

punished pizarro is gonna dab all over these retards

Kek true those get excessive

>ream

Can we just buy a better defensive player from Ukraine or Cameroon and give them a VISA?

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post more

the absolute state of US fan support. this was the crowd at kickoff. no wonder these guys play like the mls all-stars b team.

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>inb4 we choke the most dangerous lead like Canada did

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Good, your country is the Mexico of South America

Damn son, get online quick and find a stream

LE PASS BACK MAN

Whatever happened to some spic name Hercules who played for the mnt?

my bans lasted for 3 days. how are you back so fast?

eat shit

Now post attractive women

Old as balls. Does commentary somewhere

Soccer is for gays, women and children

Fucking supremely based
Our cup is nothing compared to the sudaca cup thanks to heroes like you

works for espn now

>bunkering in against another island nation
why do we insist on doing this?

>spic
this is why he left

He was finally deported?

imagine being pulisic or mckennie and having to carry these absolute morons to the final

US forced to play with 10 men and Zardes.

So many bigots

How much extra time bois??

the crowd is so quiet I can hear the lights buzzing

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE SUBSTITUTIONS

two extra times

>this much incel soiboi cope
Enjoy Tyrone’s cock up your ass, kek

There's nothing but niggers and rednecks in Tennessee and they don't like divegrass, why did they think holding a match there was a good idea?

>have the ball near their box
>puli and zardshit waiting
>backpass

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you're the kind of guy who reports his illegal neighbor even though he fixes your car for free

Anyone of you guys ever played soccer? I did we were 1 w and 14 l LMAO!

is that ray simmerd

based

>zardshit waiting
Backpass is the correct response.

I hope Jamaica wins, they played better

>zardass
well what the fuck do you expect him to do

What dialect of English is this?

thats the 5G

I feel awful for Pulisic, he's given them so many chances and they barely give him anything back
He should just start doing coke so he can become a Maradona and not a Messi

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Wew

univision is back, bros

Pulisich wow

mediapunta.net/canal-1/

listen to this huezilian, he has an amazing pronunciation

>we can hear the brain cancer spreading throughout the stadium
based megacorporations

AND IT'S OVER

Haha
Tickets sold out for final in chicago
Mexicans bought all the tickets

PULIGOD

This seems normal
We really don't care for soccer

It’s over

Gol cabrones

GOOOL

PULISHIT GOAT

PULIGOD AGAIN

Get fucked, mon

I'm scared now

based retard goalie

PULIGOAT

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL FOR TWO

GET READY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT FUTBOL KINO

U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A

not even univision could make this a good game. i'll stick with screamin' john strong.

Wonder boy looks like a serial killer

What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

PULIGOD

GOD DAMMIT I MISSED PULI'S SECOND GOAL

FUCK YOU BASIC CABLE

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PULIGOD
we're going to lose on Sunday aren't we?

I read mom
Lel

GO HOME YOU POT SMOKING NIGGERS

>no VAR
this is not serious guys

What does he do?

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PULI PULLI PULI GOAAAT

How bad are we gonna fuck Mexico? I don’t see how we can’t win this tournament

PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT

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meh

PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT PULIGOAT

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NO MAS

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>No Var sinson
Yawn

I'm scared bros

This team will absolutely BTFO the mexicans. I can't fucking wait.

oro is coming home

Pulisic gonna dab on Mexico

B A S A D O

Mexico has heart and soul, they're already the rightful winners

he's the crucial link in our "lose possession to lull the enemy into a false sense of security" plan

sex with pulisic

>meh
...ixo are going to get dabbed on by puligoat

who can stop PULIGOAT

>implying post-var titles matter

exist

unironically yes

le pass back man

There's about 39 people in the stands for this semifinals match

>we want mexico

Based PuliGOAT

pinche niño polla

final should be entertaining, both teams are awful

while i would love to see that, the crowd at soldier field will be 99% mexican. mexico will win

JAMAICAN ME CRAZY

Its not advertised that much. No one even knew what concacaf was when i mentioned it to every one of my friends and co workers

Mexico’s looked like shit this cup as well, that back line is a joke

please someone webm that third goal, univision is still kill

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>implying TUNA wont dab on that boomer with tje soiboi beard

Pulisic, my nigga!

drinking age

PULIGOAT VS THE TUNA
SUNDAY NIGHT

the game got delayed 90 mins due to storms

WC qualifiers

¿La quieres a las duras, ah?
¿Quieres que te encuere y quieres que te viole? Eh! Puto!!

I think this entire cup is a test for Pulisic
Just how far can he virtually singlehandedly take a squad of MLS shitters in a third rate tournament
He'll be wearing a captain's band for a long time after this

>implying electromagnetic waves cause cancer

as a mexican american, i can't wait for this

Only if the stadium is filled with nigger gangs from chiraq that's the only way us beats tacoland

Trinidad and Trivago

>Jordan Morris shots lead to both goals
Apologize?

Ochoa is gonna stop this kid's shots bros there's no need to get scared everything will be okay

we just beat them 6-0

The sad part is most of them are Chicanos born and raised here but still root for Mexico.

Jamaica still won tho. Just imagine how many blond white girls there going to cum inside tonight? I hope they take there anger out on them

We'll be better off when Adams, Brooks, and Yedlin are healthy. Oh and when Greg Autismhalter decides to call up Sargent.

this but unironically

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It's like the 3rd biggest holiday of the year tomorrow, genius
People have shit to do

A MONGINA

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>manlets

Not gonna happen

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all soccer refs who take time out of the actual game to scold players with a stern talking to should be hung from the stadium lights immediately. nobody cares about you fucking field jani

why hasn't Zardes scored with his testicles yet?

haha blacked memes XD

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>Memechoa

Never should’ve gone to penalties had he not fucked up in regular time.

second one was nippleman

Well of course they root for Mexico. White Americans hate Mexicans and chicanos.

>le decent holding midfielder who spills his spaghetti every time he goes forward man

AHEM

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>losing several matches against USA, where 'muricans ran over line thinking it's baseball

Yes?

93964044

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Fuck Zardes

POKE MON

We /dreamfinal/ now lads

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The mexican keeper won’t mindlessly parry the ball away to pulishit’s feet like the jamacian is

Oops, my bad

Tell yourself that lad

>implying he’s wrong

no one cares about your feelings

Then it's all the pacemakers from the obese fans getting fucked up, whatever I don't know technology

Based
>yfw lainez was so scared of him he didn't participate in this cup

Youve been on pol too long

Did Weston just injure himself in the last 30 seconds of the match?

ONE COUNTRY
ONE SUNDAY
TWO CUPS

*edson 'el puas' alaverez teleports behind u*

FUCK BRADSHIT
AND FUCK NIGGERS(ALTIDORE)

SUNDAY IS WHEN THE US ASSERTS ITS DOMINANCE OVER WORLD SOCCER

Ochoa is 10x better than Blake
It won't be nearly as easy
I'm predicting extra time, maybe penalties

I thought he was just absolute garbage and couldn't even make the cut in in mexico's J team

Andre Blake is unironically better than Ochoa

FUCK MEXICANS AND FUCK CHICANOS!!!

WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE!!!

>mericans wearing sports bras
the fuck

idk if 5G frequency affects pacemakers

gorda where
callese chillaputo

*unlocks pizarro*
*unlocks heemenez*
*releases a tuna true potential*

not so fast u ess am en tee

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WE SOCCER NOW
>WE SOCCER NOW
WE SOCCER NOW
>WE SOCCER NOW
WE SOCCER NOW
>WE SOCCER NOW
WE SOCCER NOW
>WE SOCCER NOW
WE SOCCER NOW
>WE SOCCER NOW
WE SOCCER NOW
>WE SOCCER NOW
WE SOCCER NOW
>WE SOCCER NOW

>Too American to be Mexican
>Too Mexican to be American
Ni de aqui, no de alla
/CHI/

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he couldn't make it to our Q team

sensitive nipples

Bradlel is about to score another fucking blooter against the Mexican'ts

whys that guy wearing a sports bra

Those things monitor heart rate, distance covered and shit like that I think

>pizarro
god no, he needs to fuck off and never play another Mexico game in his life

Post some tony Ferguson. He’s chicano

You tacos are gonna get ICED, come Sunday night.

GO! KILL!!!

Tacos are good

he's the only one who tried to do something last match

>not posting the GOAT Henry Cejudo

changes:

fire Morris
fire altidore
fire lima
fire zardes
fire areola
fire cannon

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fuck, mericans discovering football

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based Emirati

>>>r/martinoli

I was wondering why everyone was wearing that

What's Mexico's chances to win the gold cup?

kek

Neither do I, I'm a drunken retard

>that dude wearing a bra

with our attack 99%

Zero

about 65%

nice mood, wanna be you

QUE CHINGE A SU PERRA NEGRA Y BOMBA MADRE EL AMIERDICA

He's fucking shit
Only gaylisquillos r8 him

i knew i smelt a sandnigger itt

This board wouldn't survive that

>zardes not on the field
0%
>zardes on the field
100%

they have a full strength squad, unlike the USMNT with their MLS all-stars.

Holy shit! I didn’t know Bradley has a Celtic cross tattoo? White supremacist have those tattoo!

Well it is a huge holiday tomorrow, it's hard not be in a great mood
Not sure if other countries go as crazy over their Independence Days like we do

We also have easily the best player in the federation

well we eat a shit ton of caloric foods on EVERY holiday

Once agaont, it's the German based players that saved the day in a crunch match with the mlels players looking like lazy goofs missing completely sitters.

Memexico finna get dabbed on

And they win?

I didn't know you had Lozano

in 2 years Messi will be retired or losing to USMNT

That's mostly Zardes. Literally would be better of with Windows

>Pulisic lived in England for a year at the age of seven, playing for the youth team of Brackley Town.[4] When his father was general manager of indoor club Detroit Ignition in the mid-2000s, Pulisic lived in Michigan and played for Michigan Rush. After the family returned to the Hershey area, Pulisic grew up playing for local U.S. Soccer Development Academy club PA Classics and occasionally training with local professional club Harrisburg City Islanders, now known as Penn FC, during his teen years.

That Argentinian gaucho food is something I need to try before I die

i don't care, i'm mentally dead since 2014

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how to get latina gf?

Like literally every other race, be charming.

be an extremely desperate cuck with low standards. You're pretty much there

/lgbt/ meets /pol/

Reminder that at the time Pulisic played for them, the PA Classics were part of the Philadelphia Union development system.

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Who else here feels bad for Sargent getting shafted?

Me

No way Zardass or Altidore are better

Can I have some money pls?

kek.

For me, it's PFC

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