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Marreta will fold Jones like glorious nippon steel
First for death matches on a ship would technically be legal
DC is the GOAT, prove me wrong.
more like Roundtree am I right hahahahahahaa
For me it's Makwan "Mr. Finland" Amirkhani
is he related to the boxer Amir Khan
when is next Rizin?
Wow jones fags are really easy to get going lol
funniest timeline that actually happened
>olivi: you beat the featherweight champ at 170. you're a lightweight. what's next
fat diaz ends the poosman meme
pettis subbed gil for the first times and a few other blackbelts, imagine the feather in his cap if he were to somehow submit nate
should be a good fight either way
>c-c-c-coming for you, Ben
>HE JUMPED OFF THE CAGE LIKE AN AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR ON NBC
why was this allowed?
What kind of porn does DC watch?
Food Network
Ones where black guys like Jones fuck women that look like his wife and ones where black guys like Jones fuck fat manlets in the ass.
ducked mousasi
Ok I get this joke and it is epic.
DC could retire, Ngannou heems Jones, DC comes back to heem Ngannou. That’s one way to improve his legacy without beating Jones.
Are cuban men the new black men?
July 28th, Yachi vs. Asakura
Jones has an underrated jawline
busted grill though i would get that fixed
and his hairline went back lebrons
still the best fighter to ever live
> stop posting the same thing every thread
prove you are patrician
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look at that pic, he's 25 there, his hairline is in the same place
i guess it just looks really weird when he grows out the fro
In many ways, Conor won the story of the fight.
failing upward is indeed patrician
every fight bigger than the last and whatever he chooses
I don't eat pussy
*sucks your dick*
Heem. Why word heem? Maybe heemleberry or heemsorial. Heem spells nothing, begins nothing possible, unto Webster. It is my very, very own heem. Heem in the teeth of the wind and in the faces of governments and men. Heem. Heem univited, heem unexcited, heem retiring into his own heemhood. I built a wooden heem once and fooled no one. I painted heem in oils and ran out of canvas. But I shall follow wherever heem leads til heem vanish into darkness.
I could him everybody in this thread.
truly the most embarrassing fag cope on all of Yea Forums
Ben ChadsChin is the best fighter in history.
does hitting somebody with your chin count as a headbutt?
Khalabeeb won't even last 4 rounds against Tony.
Doc stoppage rd2-3
I could heem
And that's about it
You guys ever notice how every other general has “banter” between flags? But heem never seems to mention flags?
Do you guys know why that is? Let me tell you.
It is because this entire sport is completely dominated by Americans. You bongs and hues are completely out of “banter” on heem because you don’t have a single good fighter in your entire nation. It is embarrassing, really. Constantly cucked into watching Americans win belts over, and over, and over, and over. I can’t imagine how you non-Americans must feel. It must be devastating. Every time one of your shitty Euro countries has a fighter “rise up” he gets annihilated by an American on his own home soil.
Bow before your masters. Bow before me and I will grant you mercy. You will never be American, but I can save you from our wrath.
T. Mutt
flag banter more like fag banter lmao
>DC African
>Jones African
>Whitaker Aussie
>Usman African
>Khabib Russian
>Holloway Hawiian
>Cejudo Mexican
>Cejudo Mexican
uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh think again buddeh
>Michael "The Count" "The Natty GOAT" Bisping American
I was listening to an interview with Masvidal and he says that Amanda Nunes regularly beats decent male fighters in the training.
I'd believe it, I'm of decent size but still only a amatuer and we have some big pro islander female boxers at my gym and they'd fuck up any untrained guy, and the trained ones that are smaller than them.
>Masvidal thinks Nunes kicking his ass means Nunes is good rather than he is shit.
YOU
Its because we are a family here, flags only helps us to identify mentally ill posters
115 division should, at the very least, be a unified division with women and "men" competing aginst each other
You know what's gayer than soccer? Women's soccer. You know what's gayer than women's soccer? Watching two gay women watch women's soccer. Nice embedded, ufc. I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
1. This shit aint accurate
2. This is some pathetic ultra fag cope
3. Roman definitely had gay shit going but its not as widespread as fags make it seem.
4. Every culture has gay people and it seems across the board every culture/country has it in small quantities. But most ancient cultures hide it and prosecute it. The difference was Romans didn’t give a fuck about hiding it and accepted fags(probably because they realized gay dudes are just as good as soldiers or productive members.
TLDR: Romans cared what you had to contribute to Rome, not about your gay sexuality
How many PPV buys do you think this event will do heem?
Ken Shamrock beat the crap out prime Royce Gracie but the family had to protect their name and forced a draw.
The fact remains — eating pussy is for fags
He said he doesn't fight her himself (it sounded like he was scared).
I want to impregnate Yan Xioanan
Kimo would have literally ended Royce’s life if he just shaved that faggot ponytail
why is masvidal ducking nunes?
You just know
>posting the edited sfw version
Yoel is a shower, Jon is a grower.
That's probably normal in a big gym where people of all different sizes are rolling for technique
on a normal day, I can easily heem +- 60% of the posters here
on a good day, I can conceivably heem up to 85% of the posters here
So I have been watching the embeddeds and even before that you could always tell that Holly and Jones have chemistry lol. They always seem to be around each other, not just in gym.
She also just recently divorced her husband. Honestly would not surprise me if Jones bangs her
>if
He has chillums you sicko, the guy who murdered a pregnant lady and fled the scene would never cheat on his significant other (?)
I could heem easy puto, im around 6 ft, 200 lbs, wide frame body. Also used to box.
Tbh both Yoel and Jon can do better than Holly.
You talk like a fag and you space like you're on reddit.
w-what do you mean stipe is out and ngannou is in?
>fag
Hahahahaha I probably been with more women in 1 year than you have in your entire life. Seriously not joking.
>when amanda talks
t . Yucky smelly boi who ships an interracial couple cause he's gay lol
>DC vs Lewis flashbacks
Ben is getting ktfo
That's what my gut is telling me. I think the Lawler fight deleted his chin. He's always gotten hit a lot, he just walks through it all. That can't keep up forever.
ngannou ends the dc meme
Gus won the first fight against Jones and the fact that Jones needs the whole UFC behind him in order to get to the fights immediately discards him from the goat discussion
He looked shook af in the embeddeds
>doesn't address main accusation
Guess its true hahahahaha, I am sorry for your struggle bro
Why don't fighters just not lose?
Lol you too gay boy sadly pride day ended last week so please refrain from your homoness ;)
He says he doesn't want a chick to give him black eye
How do I make money so I can quit my job
>"either give me more fights or release me"
>gets offered a fight
>accepts
>pulls out last moment due to a face cut
>gets released
negotiation gone wrong, and manlet nganou is out
crypto
suck dicks in an alley, not even kidding I started sucking dick for 5 dollars a pop right near a bunch of strip clubs and I've been making hella bank
The worst case scenario for this fight is ben getting a decision win after 15min. Keep dreaming Abdul.
He’s not getting the title shot if he wrestlefags a decision
STAND AND BANG OR NO TITLE SHOT
That picture always reminds me to the hunger games guy camouflaged as a rock
Adam no! get back under the bridge
>he thinks of the UFC as the only MMA organization in existence
>he actually buys the "UFC has the best talent in the world" meme when they have shitters like CM punk and BJ Penn still on their roster
Pretty cringey post if you ask me pal
>holly 10 years ago: "i want to retire soon and focus on motherhood"
>holly today, going on 40: "my husband left me because i won't give him children"
Name five (5) active promotions with a talent pool to rival the UFC.
Worked for Marty.
When's CM Punk fighting next?
My old roommate bought 100 eth when it was 10 dorrah
Classic roastie spinster. It's all over for Holly once she hits the fight wall and realizes her mistake.
>this is the same people that thought that Cerrone had a chance against based Cucuy or JDS against Ngannou
Not gonna happen bruh
Every other promotion combined wouldn’t be close to competing with UFC
ONE > Rizin > Combate Americas > India Super Fight Leage >UFC
Yeah probably that's the reason why they are so scared of letting their fighters cross promotions
>BABY BURRITO AND A SALAD
Is Rockhold going to be any good at light heavyweight?
>Leave your ballsack to me
Uh dude that's 4 (cuatro) and also completely wrong
Unironically would sell well.
nah hes flushed
How do I get forearms like this?
>ONE > Rizin > Combate Americas > India Super Fight Leage > BKFC > UFC
fixed it for ya
He believes he's a better fighter than the whole light heavyweight division. Vintage Rockhold is back.
reverse spider curls with an ez bar on an incline bench
put the house on him getting ko'd confirmed
he's going to look like Weidman in the Pooza fight
Thx bro, can I do it with dumbbells instead?
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>Bare Knuckle boxing outdraws UFC in PPV buys — by nearly double
>MMA BTFO by an alternative sport
dana is such a simp for the espn ppv deal
>hyped up to be a beast in WMMA
>gets outclassed twice in the UFC
>crawls back fighting in bingo halls
lmao
if 125 had existed when she was in the UFC it would be a different story
but probably not
did she do porn before or after mma?
thawlts?
Tito's new movie looks fucking gay
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milkies
>a big budget heem movie
I'd definitely watch this
Schmo with the complete opposite of a hover hand
fuck this guy 2bh
What's goin on here? This one of them opdicool illersions?
I don't give a fuck how good is Rin in kicking asses. She's my fightfu..
Disgusting. Take the tinypill and save yourself from further degeneracy
We should all try to instigate a kickboxing match between Wilder and Bones. If we all shitpost hard enough, we could plant the seeds
>no diversity
I don't see the appeal, Wilder never did any kickboxing. I'd prefer bare knuckle boxing.
Tito is a beaner and the lead girl is a Jew
lets fucking do it then bro, I am just sick of crossover fights being manlet bouts. let's make BKFC the next big thing, it'll be like celebrity boxing but much more badass. the ultimate beef squashing arena
like Red Foreman said, "If you're not mad enough to bareknuckle box, you aren't mad"
mogged
she looks like a bimbofied version of Wang Gang of DAJIA HAO WO SHI WANG GANG fame.
Mark Hunt vs Shannon Briggs in BKFC
I'm dead serious, I will heem any of you fucks. Send me location. I will legit fly to you and fuck you up in your own gym... BJJ, kickboxing, just name it and I will FUCK YOU UP. @ me motherfuckers, I DARE YOU.
meet me at the Carls JR in Carson City I'll fucking heem you
Meet me in Satan's backyard next month. I'll message Scarface rn to set it up.
shut up before I ankle pick you
Oh yeah. The jarl is going to destroy that.
Meet me on the tracks of your nearest subway station, wait there for me to show up motherfucker I'll kick your ass
Jawmawl is Asian!
I want Gabby Garcia to lift me above her head and suck me off
Better than Rogan.
dana hates tyron but he hates Askren maybe more
Canada's finest
mm mmm
who's the thiccest female fighter?
>Joanna is actually going to try to make 115
Her prospects are much better there but implants were a mistake.
Is this what you guys usually post when I'm asleep?
See
Thanks lad
How much do implants weigh lol. Dumb pollack slut
>25
>Looks 45
>Low tier
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj
DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj
DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj
Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate
Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj
Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj
Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj
Joanna,Ngannou,Stipe:0
>Mid tier
Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
Ryan Hall: Black Belt in bjj
Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj
Jon Jones: Black belt in Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj
BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj
Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo
Cyborg:Black belt in Chute Boxe Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj
Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo
Thiago Santos: Black belt in bjj Green rope in Capoeira
>High tier
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo
Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Brown belt in bjj
Wonderboy: 5th degree black belt in Tetsushin-ryū Kempo
1st degree black belt in Jujutsu
Black belt in American Kickboxing
Brown belt in bjj
The Korean Zombie: 4th dan black belt in Hapkido
3rd dan black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Judo
Brown belt in bjj
RDA: 3rd degree black belt in bjj
Black prajied in Muay Thai
>God tier
Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai
3rd degree black belt in bjj
5th dan black belt in Taekwondo
Yellow rope in Capoeira
GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate
1st degree black belt in bjj
Black belt in Gaidojutsu
Black belt in Shidōkan
Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Black Belt in Eagle Claw
Black Belt in Wu Shu
Black Belt in Northern Shaolin
Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu
That's what I thought, you punk bitches... none of you obese FUCKS would dare fight a real fight. I DOUBLE DARE you internet warrior fuckheads to challenge me in a real fight. I will fly to any location anywhere in the world and let you record our fight. I will heem you, I promise. Fuck you low T bitch tittied fucks.
Imagine the braps
Damn... I would like that banana flavored monkey ass like a dog on peanut butter.
My bad, I meant lick
ptthhh
If any of you can get a pick of PVZ holding a banana, you will be a BRRAAAPPP god.
I would
Tony bless
Probably only 1.5lb or so but she was already dying to make weight
yes lol, I am interested to see what she will do
she's already an auschwtitz victim at weigh-ins
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MOGGED
forgot the pic
nice pic retrd
Don't be rude, he already said he forgot it.
Probably found out her womb is a desert because of all the roids
wtf that's not my flag, am I being mitm
found croatia's pic
based
the niglets win the 2v2 imo
this, they will BLACKSPLODE on those ytbois
Respectfully I ask what movie is that pic from?
That fucking smeagol face.
>nah...le..let's just keep the lights off
fucking image search newfag.
Someone shoop in the disgusted Mexican kid
So did all the dudes that ran a train on her.
ngannou is a f*cking monster bro
>loses again
guess he was just a bum all along
How common is brap fetish?
>The basic understanding of scoring at the highest and most professional levels in Muay Thai have often eluded not just fans of the art, but even the practitioners themselves as well.
have you ever heemed anyone irl
yea you
*heems you*
Yes. Been in martial arts since 1998 and had a dick head older brother who would sucker punch me all the time. Heems have been dished out. One I am not proud of was tackling a friend and made him hit his head into a goal post. Proudest heem was in a tournament, wheel kicked a lanklet and he went through a doorway and was G..G ..Gadooshed
Virtually non-existant.
Anyone have/tried one of these? Are they worth the money?
i love those. get one bro, don't be a chump.
marreta will fold jones like a labia majora
*waits inside for 14 hours just to heem you*
Heh, it was always gonna end this way kid, nothin personal.
How does this work?
>loses again
sorry wh*te bois, the predator won't lose ever again.
better prep your wives
HE WAS DOING SO WELL!!!!
*Plugs in $100 sauna*, suddenly
BUCKLE UP BITCHES!
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
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>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
Its an infared sauna, you sit in it
is this achievable natty?
how did she get the phone?
what happens if it falls?
couldn't you pass out and die in one of these?
>Grew 2 inches in height
he's still a reachlet tho
how do we solve the “clinching your opponent against the age until you win” problem?
Cringe
>clinching your opponent against the age until you win
>against the age
cage
'ave sex
use a proper ring instead of a barbaric cage that's relatively difficult to see through
Just don't get one.
*wins*
Lmaoooo gotem
JUST
KNOW
Gilbert Melendez vs. Arnold Allen
Marlon Vera vs. Nohelin Hernandez
Alejandro Pérez vs. Yadong Song
Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Jack Marshman
Ismail Naurdiev vs. Chance Rencountre
cringe
How much money would it take for a woman to buy Invicta and get all of the WMMA out of the UFC?
Guys those odds on Thiago are looking pretty tempting. I think I'm going all in.
Bet on GDR and Joanna winning.
This seems like Jewish propaganda.
i want a bjj gf
Probably Thanos money.
What's a blowjobjob?
ur mum's job
This is a super old meme.
mmmm, the female body, right lads?
t. cuck
Rory
*watches Jessica die*
That is one voluptuous wife. Imma go heem my impure thawlts brb
>get easy title defense against old guy
>just take him down and submit him within 2 minutes
>gets chin and career deleted instead
Do female UFC fighters get maternity pay?
Seething Ameribab
>posing like a slut while pregnant
I thought this was some niche internet fetish thing, what a hoe lol
Post yfw when askren heems yet another ufc prospect
Twitchy said last night he's going to do a full video reacting to Schaub's special. This should be the definitive critique.
Thawlts on Johnny Walker's chin?
People need to understand the only way to beat a high fight iq is with a brainlet with hands. It’s how Cody beat Dom, it how Santos beats Jones.
Happy heems day eve eve
McMan
Never gonna be tested again so he won't need it
Happy heems day eve eve
Bless lads
*heems you*
Happy heems day eve eve
A couple of buds just breaking down the fights, too bad they can’t footage anymore, but they’re back.
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Went all-in on Santos,Holm and Melendez. How fucked am I?
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this one, although i think i'll try it with a regular barbell since i don't have ez bar, doubt it's a lot different.
stroke of bad luck
Notice how you only ever see ufc fighters getting popped for PEDS? Why is it the only dirty org?
Was there ever a fighter more worked into a seeth than masvidal?
The fact that it hasn't happened in Bellator should tell you something.
ill try if you post the kid
When is the Reebok deal over?
How many fighters have had successful careers after having their chins deleted like T-Sperg? Just roll bro lol
Don't bother. It's an overused meme.
>Google gassyerotica
>????
>Profit
Guy whose party I was at kept hassling people to spar with him, so I agreed and heemed him twice in less than a minute.
Second time, I let him try and get a few hits in he was pillowfisted and I dropped him a third and his buds were like "Bro, give up."
Apparently he had been training for 6 months, had a ton of sparring gear. I've never trained a day in my life.
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Wake up Aspen Ladd, it's all over.
Dada and Kimbo fought in Bellator with fake medical exams.Its even worse
god i want to bang her
Do americans care about wamens sawlccer?
No one gives a fuck about it here, but the liberal media has been trying hard to push it this year and pretend that people care. I heard a bunch of 15 year old boys from texas beat the ufc womens team
>ufc womens team
Fuck, did her brain turn from that wrenching kick?
Why was Dana looking down??
>Holm
The absolute state.
he was watching boxing
Imagine the sex
Future Champ
This one, rin nakai and ostovich are the only wmma fighters that have good asses
Val's in p4p #1
Jon destroys Deontay in the clinch. Deontary needs too much space to start his punches
she was always that dumb.The reason they didnt cut her earlier was Stipe
Literal boner garage for Jamals. I'm surprised she doesn't have a scene on Blacked.com the crossover potential would be huge I'm sure Dana would love it.
I've already taken out a patent on toilet nunes
ufc #1 contender jessica eye doesn't wear a helmet when she rides her motorcycle
disregard im gay
usa womens team*
loureda is qt as fuck
jesus that's a fatty one lol
very qt
Joe jones will have cracked it by the second round. Wouldn't surprise me if Joe wins it at the 2:46 mark at the first round.
Manly qualities.
You really should adress her as Master Valerie.
this and Nunes vs Ansaroff eating each other boipuccis
tfw master val will never sex bully me
Anyone else going to bed after the Askren fight?
Rogan is a fucking idiot who only tried DMT once and rarely smokes pot, which he didn't even try until he was 30.
only if your mom is there
I actually think you might have a chance to do that. If you play your cards right.
YAAAAAAAAAAAANG GAAANG
look at this photograph
who wins that fight?
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
Nunes lmao
is that the meme guy who was on rogan?
why did you abandon me heem?
will she beat andrea lee?
How did our eyes get so red?
is kanna flushed?
Only a couple more hours until the MMA Vivisection. I hope they don't have any guests on.
the fact is that in syndicate mma they do an incredible job.Roxanne who is in the same team beat Antonina Shevchenko but i dont know man.KGB is on 7 win run right now
>Jon Jones and Amanda Nunes
>OHHHH!
>is the greatest ufc fighters
>OHHHH!
>to ever
>OHHHH!
>excist.
>heem day is nearly upon us
Nandralone Nunes more like.
girl is on Gorilla test or some shit.
I hope with the power of meme magic heem day manifests into reality
>a brazilian is on monkey test
rascist much?
jones will never be the GOAT because he juiced
Hello, is Stipe still sleep?
nice toes
So did Silva and Fedor
which is why the GOAT is GSP
GSP would get flushed by Usman
How would Stipe vs Derrick Lewis have gone?
>GSP
>Natty
lol
Is Glory on euro or burger time on friday?
Dillon Danis submits Khabib 1st round
Randy Couture is the greatest MMA fighter of all time if you only count results.
Randy Couture has the same record as Nate diaz
Official MMA GOAT rankings:
1. GSP
2. Jones
3. Cruz
4. DC
5. Fedor
6. Anderson
7. DJ
8. Stipe
9. Nunes
10. Conor
Literally you CANNOT dispute this
>Cruz
Brutal skullmog.
>Nate Diaz fought at HW
joanna is the only attractive and feminine wmma fighter.
horrible taste Juan
Prime Fedor heems DC
>You will never be American
these days anything that crawls up from the southern border is given citizenship and by 2020 free healthcare, education and housing
it seems like anyone ITT could become an americ*n whenever they wish
>can't get the fight to the ground on his own terms
>no striking
He would tap to Khabib's GnP in the first. Far better MMA adapted BJJ specialists like Poocare have been shut down and dominated by top control heavy grapplers.
Agreed
One (1) HW title win counts as a hundred (100) MW title wins.
Beat every contender in his division at the time, has a win over DJ, avenged every loss, never been KO'd. How is he not above DC? Because muh eyepoke double champ? Fuck off.
Derrick Lewis is a m-m-munster my guy 100 peaches
Werdum has dirty smelly toes lol
He killed the Heavyweight division for like 3 years, that's not GOAT, he would just push guys against the cage and wear them out. Brock Lesnar of all people exposed the hole in his technique hard.
You have to take into account that the 2015 fight is in a higher weightclass, so he didn't have to cut so much.
based af
Brock outweighed him by 50 pounds
Brock outweighs everyone by like 50 pounds.
You prove my point. If a MW fighter is any good he can compete at HW. If not then it's mickey mouse and not serious.
It's like saying if you dominated some shitty Touring Car series your better than Schumacher.
>ngannou vs Cain/blaydes flashbacks
You're one dumb fucking retard. 1 FW/LW/WW title win counts as 100 HW wins, because the level of competition in these divisions is 100x higher than at HW - the most shallow division in combat sports in general.
then move all these fighters up in divisions and suddenly hw is the msot stacked
>Imagine being taller than 5'5 and not fighting at HW
P A T H E T I C
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Its the most shallow because they are the best fighters and the vast majority of fighters in the world would get heemed by an average HW can.
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short man response
Holly Holm looks like a rubber hot dog
Masvidal, Sanchez is the thinking man's parlay
Oh for sure don't get wrestlefucked by Maia
What if we all got together and bought a house and called it "the /heem/ house" and we could all live and train there together.
I could heem anyone in your poof house
Heemlets would get jealous of my height and reach and kill me in my sleep though
Alright that's it bongs aren't invited sorry bud
Would there be girls?
The heem house is a bro-only zone.
>they are the best fighters
>DC loses to Jon
>Fedor loses to Henderson
Dumb fucking retard. Derrick Lewis the HW title contender is a m-m-munster my guy 100 peaches.
i would be down if there was quality boypucci
Never forget that I /heem/ (you)
I'm about 91.677% sure that Conor vs Tony is being announced tomorrow
>went fishing today and will be going tomorrow
>heem day the day after that
>will spend tonight listening to fireworks and playing vidya
>Sudacas in charge of not being gay
Would prime Kevin Nash have beat prime Frye?
The stats
>Army Vet
>Native American Warrior
>Former World Champ
>Made Samoa Joe cry
>I was raised with traditional Chinese values and I learned kungfu from my father, a former provincial athlete from Szechuan (“Sichuan”), China. As a teenager, I was a national gold medalist on the Canadian Junior Wushu Team and competed at the 1st World Junior Kungfu Championships in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. My work as a hustler and content creator is based in the martial art philosophy of refining my craft through the lifelong and never-ending pursuit of mastery.
Derrick Lewis >>>>>>>> gsp
t. friendless loser whose only human contact is a friend simulator on a Turkish oil wrestling board.
you forgot to tell the part were you get some pussy.
i'm working on it b
Guys I think he actually said "him day" not "heem day" kinda like he was saying "his time has come" in a broken english. Sorry but I don't think Thiago is actually familiar with /heem/.
>its too late
>all you had to do is listen
cope, have sex
what a chad
Overeem.
Dilate
lose weight
could heem you both
im around 6 ft, 200 lbs, wide frame body too but I STILL box
seethe
What if i told you that Santos is a him fan?
>As a performance driven individual, I have used my performances as a disordered coping mechanism towards conflict in my relationships. An unconscious thought pattern was that loved ones pointing out my flaws through criticism & feedback meant that I had lost their respect and needed to redeem myself.
eh s'deslyexic
alright greese alright we geddit i'll fap to your thick little china doll
>coping
he's a man fan if that's what you're referring to
>have sex
>with a gook
Nothankyou.
i'm referring to the band him.
Putting up a paywall to buy the PPV is the UFC's greatest mistake.
tfw reading this
jon is going to lose to someone who will immediately lose in their first defense
If Khabib were a female, Shevchenko would steamroll his ass
>The relations between Germany and Japan were officially established in 1861 with the first ambassadorial visit to Japan from Prussia. Japan modernized rapidly after the Meiji Restoration of 1867, often using German models through intense intellectual and cultural exchange
dana's got that guaranteed nut from espn b, he doesnt give a shit about + or ppv sales
Living in america would be better I think cause the fast food selection is extremely diverse and also you can get a big female nigger ass to fart in your mouth
is this the same greecefag that's been spamming that blonde fight movie actress the whole week
>you can get a big female nigger ass to fart in your mouth
seems like heaven, burgers have really everything.
>Brazilian
>Doesn't have elite jitz
Literally nothing in the world makes me nauseated as much as this does. Makes my blood fucking boil.
you can get that in copenhagen.
>Black guy
>with a sub 8 inch penis
looks like a 3 steak tecia
that's a massive hand
Dustin will fold Khabib like a soggy hijab
who? every hue fighter have elite jitz
>Ting
Rob won the first and the second, and he will also win the third
Bum Santos. If he wasn't such a can on the ground he'd actually chance to beat Jones.
>got styled on by a literal retard
>got lucky with dillashill
fuck r u on abt m8?
Naurdiev is the one to dethrone Kamaru you caz
Lads I cannot believe muh boy Luke is finally coming back. So excited!
cruz is a can
im a black guy and my dick is only 6 and 3/4 inches. i think white girls might be retarded/lowkey racist because they always still talk about how big it is.
I think thats just women in general
has anyone seen this pic? whos the lad in the middle? did bones heem twink coby?
mama mia
Im legit 8 inches, not even bone pressed and out of the 8 girls I fucked only one said it's big lol
This is how a butt should look like.
Disgusting Plebs.
women feel the thicc factor more than length.
girth and depth of the girl are factors as well. Some women have potholes and others have caverns.
Women are so hot lads
why is that? former partners or genetic?
Nigger
Oh for shore he 48-47'd an old, injured Cruz. Absolutely s-s-styled on him like a peach bee.
just genetic
its correlates with torso size. That's why tall white women needs BBC.
>Absolutely s-s-styled on him like a peach bee.
he did tho
>Jones-tier calves
Actually literally made my stomach churn
Fer sure, the guy who got grapplefucked by Eddie is going to stop Khabib.
whew checked and makes me feel better
Imagine the depth
the girl on the left always makes me giggle, idk why
Literally built for horse cocks.
Absolutely fantastic
that's me
built for the big brazilian cock (BBC)
kek he literally dance on cruz tho, id like a rematch now, if cruz can stay healthy enough to train longer then a week. he'd probly heem No Brain
why do zillys mess with white guys so much?
>A burger has stomach problems
Doesn't blame that on me. Blame it on the horror movie that is your diet.
>Pol Flag
>Fat Retard with a beer
hmmm wouldnt be suprised
yes i will have to imagine. Only a Mandingo tier cock can hit her cervix
>american is fat lmao lol xD ur fat!!!!!!
Hope your village accidentally gets eradicated by a nuke during WW3
Which fighter is packing the p4p peachiest hog?
>A-american's are n-not fat, I s-swear!
Cain is a washed up pile of injuries. DC would single leg and RNC him within the first 4 minutes.
Ain't fair lads
>his nation's leader is a women
shut up cuck country
Mousasi. Joe gave a quick rundown on his shlong in one of his podcasts
desu i hope that to. Hopefully i will leave this hellhole before its to late.
But yeah you are fat.
oh no no no
>americans are from europe
wow you just blew my mind
When this niggers thread comes to an end?
youtube.com
keep em coming lithbro
I'll accept your apology now
How are the mobility kart prices this time of year?
>Melendez
>Vera
>Song
>Shahbazyan
>Ismail
Bros 4 life
>apologizing to a german
never.
stop, allow me
bretty gud with our soaring economy. How's paying for Ahmed's residency and health insurance?
so how is holly supposed to have a chance this fight?
Name one good German fighter. I'll wait
the perfect girl doesn't ex-
she doesn't. she's a can who beat an even bigger can
Both BMI and IQ average is exactly the same for Poland and Germany my kraut friend, Germans do drink more beer tho.
You gotta love little titties like that.
>if you're patrician
yoel with that hgh gut right here.
...
Honda
Nunes got lucky vs Cyborg. She also lost to Val in the second fight. And Holly has munster wrestling now.
based
then why are you guys the mexican day laborers of europe?
heem deady
Very.
Based and Brappilled
Because years of communism set us back light years economically, we are slowly catching up
dude he'd get heemed the second he shot in
Alright, let's do it. I'll front the money for the house and let you guys all move in. We have to train everyday though.
I would be giving free hand jobs (with a glove on)
Have sex
