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>Dreaming of Pulju edition

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go knights

Terrible
someone make a new thread

unfortunately this one was posted first

/cric/
we run this general
we run the NHL
we run this sport

more like ayy lmao edition

...

youre late, tough shit

Why yes I do support the New York Rangers how did you know?

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>rags

ayyyy

What kind of fireworks did you pick up, lads?

i look forward to be able to >rags post and bully finns in the same posts in the future. saves so much typing.

who runs the /hoc/? /CRIC/
who runs the/hoc/? /CRIC/

(sang to the beat of Beyonce's who runs the world)

i already shot them off a couple days ago

canadian fireworks are essentially sparklers

the /hoc/ man is a man of nature. he does not disturb the wildlife with silly little rockets.

some areas out west especially in california have anything aerial banned

Hockey is for gays

Not anymore. I remember the stuff they sell now being illegal 20 years ago. Now it seems like anything goes

even a small cigarette butt is enough to start a wildfire if it is dry enough

why is it always a drought in california? like nigger, just turn on a sprinkler lmao just let it rain a bit

so so true

we aren't even in a drought right now

ATVs/Recreational vehicles and cars too, tons of public lands near me catch on fire every summer cuz of it

where do you get them? like those ones they sell in the blue pop up trucks/containers?

if hockey is so gay why are you sitting on this thread? trying to slurp up semen?

when aquafresh is talking about >hockey he means field hockey which is gay

gotta go to the res

have six
watch cricket

this, or find someone with a pyrotechnic license. My dad and uncles used to get smuggled chinese shit from this old vietnam vet, was based watching them get wasted and almost lose their hands

love summer love the yotes love beer

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Fuck off

ice?

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no

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idk I live near Toronto. Either from the convenience store or there is a fireworks outlet that is open year round about 15 minutes away from me.

Just got a new laptop after a year of not having one. What are some essential programs. I've forgotten everything. Is VLC still the best video player and Winamp the best audio?

Limewire, MSN messenger, KidPix

it's +11 C° right now, comfy as hell, wish there was more hokkei though

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since when do the dutch give a shit about paki paddle?

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>KidPix

I wonder if kids have something similar to this. I spent hours in that.

ninite.com

37 C here m8 let me come chill with you

For me it's MPC-HC for movies and Music Bee for music

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some good loli vn's

is CCCP still the essential codec pack?

Just hoping the canes can actually make the playoffs in back to back years for the first time since I was in preschool.

Let's do this, shall we? How did we know? We've got to have a better question, because this guy is as good of a player as we've ever seen. He's been fantastic," said Schneider. "This is where the world's going to end for him. If he takes us out of the league, I don't see why he will be happy for one more year like he has been."

Sebastian Aho said, "I don't have any negative thoughts for [Schneider] after the way he talked about me. He's never been shy when it comes to playing tough. He's a professional, he's been there with us a long time and the last thing he wants to do is take anybody away from what this organization is. I think he's going to continue playing the way he has."

"He's a good player and he goes out there to win every time and we're definitely not going to get him off our team," said defenseman Roman Polak. "I think we will be OK as long as he's in here."

Nah, everything usually works straight out of the box nowadays

It was a joke my friend

holy based

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do they really have a chance this year?

why does the stick bug in OP look all plastic?

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>leafs
>having a chance
Never. Toronto's price for the NBA championship is a 15 year playoff drought.

K A A P O
A
K
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it's always theirs year, stay scared m8

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next season is going to be a meme season by all accounts, the perfect setting for a leafs championship

Give this lass a burger

more like call XCOM

defrosting my freezer, lads

very based. just got finished spraying some weeds myself

Habs will win 3 more cups before Toronto does.

horrible thread

The Leafs have the talent and depth to be the best team in the NHL if their coaching and GMs take it in their stride. There's no reason to think this isn't the case.

The Leafs need to have an improved depth chart at either defense or forward to allow for the addition of some of the big names that have become household names on the scene since their arrival. To do that, they need a better defensive system and more creative play from their top 3 defensemen. The Leafs may not have any of them, but the ones that join the ranks of the top teams are making it a bit easier for fans to understand that the Leafs will be better than they look right now.

The Wings, on the other hand, are going to be a bit of an unknown. There are a few players that can help to fill the need. They have some really interesting young defense prospects, a bit of depth, and a goalie who's earned his share of criticism during his first season in the NHL.

3 more cock protection cups at the draft lottery 50/50 raffle

who will win it sooner laffs or canucks?

leafs are much farther along in their rebuild than the nucks, and the leafs have more prospects in the bank than the nucks too
I'm going with leafs

I have said it before: The Canucks are one of those teams that should be more interested in D'Souza this early in the rebuild. His production is excellent, and he's already on his way to winning the Vezina Trophy for the second straight year. The fact he's under 20 and so small makes his production even more impressive. But let's start with that "what happens if he's late?" situation: The Canucks signed Daniel Sedin to a five-year deal, and this year's top defenseman is in a good position to play well. D'Souza is already playing his older teammate's position.

I was waiting for the pasta

kek

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meant for

Citycuck detected

Montreal is 3-3 in their last 6 games and the Habs are 2-1 in those games. The Habs are 5-2-1 in 7 road games this season against the Leafs while the Rangers are 8-7 in 6 road games. The Habs have won 7 of 10 (67%) of their road games since October 4 in 2018 and are currently 8-4-1 in their last 10 road games (1-4-3 on the road). They are 6-3-0-0 against the Canadiens in the playoffs when losing 7 or more games. All three road games have been played at the Sherbrooke Bell Centre where Montreal lost 5-3.

lads...

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My penis is so big it won’t even fit in my underwear anymore

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What rebuild? Toronto doesn't believe in rebuilds...

I was diagnosed with NHL today boys
Might just end it all

So in nhl 19 the teams who signed bob and panarin both played each other in the Stanley cup, and the bob team won, it was Carolina

It's probably Ryan ten Doeschate

NOOOOOO
twitter.com/bunnydelphine/status/1146516238497132545?s=21

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Twitter is funny if you stay away from the politics aspect of it.

>home belarus jerseys
Based

It's fucking July, nice get, but I hope you didnt pay for that pack.

which is the best ad blocker for google chrome

Not any of the big boys. But it depends how you look at it. Do you use it exclusively for internet privacy? Do you use it for browser hijacking? Do you use it so other browsers don't get your ad-blocker's tracking information?

Google does an amazing job (and a pretty poor job) of keeping ads and malware out of all the internet browsers they run on its platform. Oppo-chrome is the best ad-blocker out there. There is a very wide variety of options.

WIll be rocking it when I swipe opponents with Zucc tomorrow

>but I hope you didnt pay for that pack
It was the Free Premium pack you got from completing the event challanges.

I never pay for packs and this year packs have been terrible anyway. This was my first pack-pull above 85.

Re-rolls are solid though I've gotten 99 Kuch and and some 92-95 diamonds.

adblock plus.

i dont give a fuck i just dont want to see ads while i browse porn.

guess ill just get adblock

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>6 more years left in parises contract
W E W
E
W

Unironically me as well

/dead/

>wake up and sign in to /hoc/
>see incredibly stupid post from the night before
>call poster a retard
>it was (you) all along
Any songs for this feel?

youtu.be/q5hjiV7u8XQ

youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

Even knowing the jets will be holding the cup in 11 short months, I can't take solace with the fact that I will go that long without being a part of greatness. And I don't think a single cup will quench my thirst for blood after the original incarnation won 3 avco world cups (best hockey trophy ever) in 9 short years (j*ws ruined wha)

The final question to be asked before the end of the season is "Will the Jets make the playoffs?" This question is the most important of questions, because even the best team in the nation won't make it to the post season without a major playoff push from a lot of teams that will be at their best with a handful of players off to new opportunities.

The Chicago Blackhawks and Boston Bruins have already gone 1-for-2 in the playoffs, while the Los Angeles Kings have now blown an enormous 3 straight Stanley Cups in the past 10 seasons.

I think I'll keep it simple with the Jets and talk to the fans more about the team than we've been doing so far and talk about the team we had 10 or 11 years ago because for me it has been a journey that has seen me through the end of a period that I felt had come to an end long before the playoffs even started.

This is no longer the Jets you're used to.

shut the fuck up retard

Didn't read

Seattle Salmons

I figured I would only (You) the last 5 numbers because I seen a Russian do it the other day and I just want to fit in

based

Seattle Sarlacc pits

hurry up and use up this shitty thread so that we don't have to look at this fucking ayy lmao anymore

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seattle gabens

What am I without hockey?

But is this a pattern that will carry over to all four franchises over the next few years as teams that are going through struggles for a number of seasons, but remain one of the best teams in the league, or a trend that will carry on with teams like Montreal that just finished last season just as strong as the Blackhawks went 10-5 and won the Presidents' Trophy?

if it were up to me we would've used the late thread

If anything, the Sharks may be the most realistic case for staying at the top of this wave given the fact that they are still young, are a team on pace to have the best defense and have more upside on its forward line than any other team in the league. If they stick with that plan, they should remain one of the best teams in the NHL for at least the next several seasons.

it is up to you
be the change you want to see in the world

Keep crying if you don't like this thread you're ugly or fat (probably both)

The Blackhawks were one of the best teams in hockey last season and still had two teams ranked higher than them in the standings, while the Capitals finished dead last. Even with an 11-point surge thanks to a four-game sweep of the Capitals, the Hawks could still be a bottom pick again this season, which means the Ducks and Stars would be the second and third teams to make the playoffs over the next few years as opposed to just being projected as one of the teams to fall to the bottom of the first round, which would still be the case.

Maybe. If they can sign marner that is

i can post in that thread all i want but i'd just be talking to myself mate

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

There's no way the Stars are going to jump higher in the first round than they otherwise would be, the fact is they're still a pretty decent pick in the top third overall, and that could easily change heading into round one.

I've posted in threads all by myself before. Nothing's stopping you

Seattle Pinetrees

Question

How is it possible that a team from the MLS (inter Miami CF) that will start playing until 2020, since it will be more popular and beloved than one of the NHL (Florida Panthers) that has been playing since 1993?

HOCKEY?. ADHD zoomer

why do teams insist they get older players?

The Coyotes have always been considered to have two of the best goaltenders in the league, but they could be just a year removed from their best team. Vatanen has one of the best save percentages in hockey, while Bernier is one of the best goalies in the league at even strength. But will they become great goaltenders come October or 2015? Vatanen hasn't looked like the best goaltender in the NHL the last two years despite being only 21 years old. He has been very good in the AHL with the Idaho Steelheads and has improved every year since going pro. Ryan Kesler is one of the league's better two-way defense

I dont know how that happened. Maybe phone posting really is bad.

seattle fernandos

>tfw you weigh as much as maroon but 10 years younger

Brb kms

I hope you gents are getting psyched up for America's birthday tomorrow.

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are you getting psyched about trump spending all your tax money because his ego requires tanks?

our freedom requires tanks

Who doesn't like tanks?

USA USA USA

Are you psyched about Trudeau spending all of your money because he needs more Nigerians to cuck his wife?

>The President should use your tax money to do this thing that doesn't affect the everyman whatsoever, not this thing that doesn't affect the everyman whatsoever

It's probably something he picked up from Kim when he was visiting North Korea, whatever if you have the stuff you might as well flaunt it.

Looks like the little mermaid cant be a hockey fan anymore

don't worry give it two more years and you'll be paying the hospital bill for every josé and santiago who jumps the border

>live action Disney movies
Name me a bigger waste of a film

Good it will make right wing death squads easier to put together

unless they go full loli there's literally no point

Live action anime movies

i see you've taken the accelerationism pill

definitely this, why do they even bother?

though i heard ghost in the shell was good, didn't watch it

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what is realistically the heaviest a hockey player could be?

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Same shit because removing the animated parts make no sense

Can you stream fite tv on cytube? I'll be buying Gcw tomorrow but not starting til probably 8-10 pm CST. I think I want to eat wings tomorrow

F to all american fingers getting blown off tomorrow

I’ve been eating a bowl of spinach every night. Just uncooked with white vinegar. It makes for a good snack about an hour before bed. My concern is that it’s dying my stool. Everything else seems fine, complete regularity and always solid, but it comes out a very, VERY dark green. Is this normal? I can take a photo tomorrow if needed.

talk to 420chan

when i drink blue gatorade my shit turns green

Yeah don't think so

I’m so fucking hi

you better take that photo

Shut the fuck up Ted.

baby im so high that even you and R Kelly believe I can fly

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Ublock

>rags

I'm getting psyched for all the minecraft lets play's that will surely pop up as anons want to express their 'Merica Pride by killing a bunch of npc's. We're due for a bunch of those.

youtube.com/watch?v=4i0SAhva2fM
Here is a jam for you.

I hate stoners

Idk I drink a veggie smoothie with a lot of kale in it every day and my shit is still brown
I’d say check webmd but I’m sure that will just convince you you have cancer

Just remember some Roman candles will shoot out the back. so if you must hold them in your hands make sure the back is pointed away from your body

>Your 2020 Cup Champs

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someone post that pic of him licking his own tears

Based

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It was okay, but nothing good, really. They kind of butchered the Major’s character, but some of the action scenes were near 1:1 recreations from the original movie.

You should watch the live action Ruroini Kenshin movies of you want adaptation kino.

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Bruins core is done and they won’t get to another final with it

same i actually don’t even drink the stuff because of that. even weirder is that its only half of the log that gets the super dark color running lengthwise

They can still knock out the Laffs in the first round a few more times

All dominance must come to an end. Just look at the blues and chiraq

rip

who's your favorite poster on /hoc/?

Xheattle Dickgirls

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The 'go knights' autist

Made carrot, beets, banana, pineapple, ginger, cinnamon, and flax smoothie/drink in the mornings for awhile. My shit came out blood red everyday, and no my ass wasn't bleeding, much.

How can that be true when >we're winning the Cup next year?

Bracket
the Isles anime user is a good guy, too
and this one Kings fan who likes Justin Williams seems nice, but I haven't seen enough of him to really pin him down

You aren’t winning the cup Boston. Get off the clam chowder mick

how about you discuss hockey instead of food and bowel movement you newfags?

What shit awful taste. Kipshit is better than that dumb spic.

hi bracket

Me

Going to workout then have a couple shots of vodka and maybe a glass of wine

this guy

I spilled water on my laptop--got it dried off almost immediately, powered it down and set it upside down and open to dry out overnight. Think it'll live guys?

dude yr fucked

Fill it with rice

say something nice about your least favorite team

I'm unable to do so.

no

try

a lot of niggers die in their city regularly

No

Shant.

faggot

Hang yourself from a doorknob

who is this slut

make me

it's a realdoll, dummy

Meet me at the Spike, pussy

make me

I'll give you a bag of pucks

oh shit cool omw

When are the unwashed third world hordes going to get their own board to circle jerk their overpaid diving cry babies into oblivion? I'm fucking tired of it.

you fuckin wt u nonce?

They are always optimistic, even when everyone else is laffing at them.

| :∙O

playing troy at the cytube

Is this any good?

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Good job on being utter shit and making no effort at all, really proud of you

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8=====D (I)

when are insecure white bois going to get their own board to circle jerk their delusional special snowflake racism into oblivion? i'm fucking tired of it.

The incels on Yea Forums are absolutely seething over the little mermaid

cool go back there

Get the fuck out, Pablo, this is a white man's general

100% certain that i'm whiter than you lol

/fb/ when?

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Sure thing

is that chara in the background?

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Yes. It’s one of the best animus out there. Also watch azumanga daioh just because. One of the best moeshits out there

That already exists

>/pol/ boogeyman
rent free

they should go back
(you) should go back

see

It’s not a boogeyman it’s a place where insecure white bois larp about being superior to others despite having accomplished nothing in their own lives

see

>despite having accomplished nothing in their own lives

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unironically this

seething

its true tho. those retards think incredibly highly of themselves for no real reason at all other than >muh redpill.

>those retards think incredibly highly of themselves
that's all of Yea Forums

>I’ll say he’s projecting, that way I’m sure to win the argument
>where the fuck is my mom with those cheetos she’s been gone for like half an hour

They've got Kakko and Panarin. Only problem is that Panarin's being payed too much and Kakko will ditch the team faster than Hodgson did >us. Have fun in cap hell after the lockout >rags

>think incredibly highly of themselves for no real reason
see

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question: why does gary let lockouts happen when the missed revenue from a season would be torture for a jew like him?

absolutely boiling

/pol/, incel, tubby, virgin, take your pick they are synonymous

/hoc/ is whites only. sorry it's the rules you need to leave

cant argue with those digits

checked

Rent free

Anybody feeling spike Saturday?

/hoc/ is for 5/5s only. shit skins stay out

I am sorry, but this is not really "puck loving". This is hockey. I really believe people like to go in for pucks. People like to go in. When they play good hockey (and you shouldn't call them bad hockey, I'm not), people like to go in even more.

onion rings are on you

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onions post

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

was this posted yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=iGGgpN7xfSA

gay

based

cringe

Please have sex

Cringe

bluepilled

dilate

Dilate

What have we eaten today? For me it's one Oreo with fruit dip,small dish potato salad, 5 chips with spinach dip.

rude

having a rough night lads

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Spliffin' and riffin' with my /hoc/ lads

Omelette du fromage avec donair beef, mushrooms and onions
Carb smoothie (kale, cucumber, ginger, celery, apple, banana)
BBQ chicken
Protein shake x3

fags

yikes

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Yikes

/hoc/ is dead

*seth rogan laugh*

long live /hoc/

Based

one day it's randy, the other it's /pol. can't wait to see what tomorrow has in store.

>mfw /hoc/ is /hoc/

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You can add 1/4 of a pineapple and a single peanut butter marshmallow square to the list

Yikes indeed. Imagine, being gay.

>How do you go through life without finding a pegging fetish?
>"It would be pretty difficult. I don't know how people come to find themselves into pegging, but it's quite normal, and it's a normal thing you go through in your head. It's quite normal for you to just masturbate to it. You know, a long time ago and you're sitting there and thinking about yourself or somebody, and you don't have any pleasure whatsoever and you do it. That's a feeling you get in your head - you're totally absorbed with that and that's what you do, but you've never had that before. You can tell yourself it's a pegging fetish. I have never seen anyone have this problem with porn or anything, I've never seen any person really suffering from it – it has happened to me before. I've seen people who go in and they have it. They're completely in love.
>The whole world does it. We all engage in it."

Is that you Dave?

>having a freedom parade and not flexing on the world w/ nukes and missle carriers

cringe honestly, only gripe i have with the freedom parade tomorrow.

Who? Dave?? Dave's not here man

I was working with Americans the last few years and I'm sincerely missing our Canada Day/Fourth turning into a week long bender ordeal. Love you bros

now this is an offseason thread
never change, hoc

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Someone post the anime girls in bikinis one with USA and one with Canada

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:)

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>tfw have a pegging fetish
>tfw working on getting a girl to fuck me in the ass
>tfw I think its going well

LOVE canada

very cool, whats his name?

Thank you Kanye, very cool!

Happy 4th of july lmao

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Fucking Tinnitus

There were two girls in the one I’m thinking of

still got an hour until the fourth faggots

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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Not in time zones that matter

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real chads support the devils

*farts in thread and then walks out of the room*

ape team

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fuck amerimutt day, their founders were all cucks

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based and redpilled
cringe and bluepilled

That's rude

My feet smell and I can't stop sniffing them

cope

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HEY BUDDY

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EAT THIS FREEDOM, BITCH

great picture fren

243 YEARS OF COMPLETE DOMINATION

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roll

youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc

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Happy burger day lads

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Killing black people is like saying the N-word.

They do it all the time but get mad when white people join in.

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took an edible lads

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rekt

happy america day
god bless america

*pulls out meat scepter*

BTFO
T
F
O

aight

jokes on you, I was rolling for Ben Shapiro

God damn I love this country, hell I love any country that touches mine, mexico excluded.
youtube.com/watch?v=bu3rsha1ZtI

No niggers on the preds means a stanley cup win

feels good to be a preds fan right now

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/hoc/ got some tiny peens

roll

checked

you were saying

OH GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FACE AND LEGS

what i said is still true

Is this where the non-wogs hang out?

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Do I get high and stay up til 2 am? First repsonder e chooses my answer

>1776

hockey is for EVERYONE

just close your eyes while boning her and imagine it's one those xxx alien cgis

She is from outer space

do you not just do this every night?

Is Ted starting to use proxies now?

Smoke and watch Star Trek TNG or Voyager. Get comfy

>shapiros sister

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Nerd

I usually go to bed at 1 but it's later than usual and I haven't yet. You were first. What do you choose

smoking weed gives me anxiety

open dat mouth, show me what it do baby

thinking it's time for a non NA-post

pussy

Have $£)(

thank dog for the you ess en ay

This but unironically

Ok, this file name got me
lol

thank you lad, i like you too

To be honest the US of A is alright if I’m being honest

happy "the U.S. isn't actually that bad honestly" day

autism

Thanks fren

/hoc/ Medieval Times meetup when

unironically LOVE canada cuz we got canadian TV growing up around detoliet and i watched most of your afterschool programming

Golden Knights home opener against the Sh*rks.

Ya at the spike Saturday lad

I don’t want to go to Vegas I’m a good Christian lad

4 goals in 4 minutes

Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap

God, I fucking hate the Las Vegas Golden Knights and all their dumbass nigger fans

Based Detroit/Windsor bros

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Ted vs Sam Medieval Times duel when

I met a guy from Detroit when I was in Jamaica and he loved life and loved Windsor. He told me his boss was a millionaire CEO and when his boss wrote a book he was mentioned in it by name.

my penis is swol

would watch

glad we were able to meet each other down there, lad. We was jammin down in jahmaycuh mon haha. Fun trip!

Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for Mr. Rogers. This video cuts onions for me every single time.
youtube.com/watch?v=TcNxY4TudXo

...

>Detroit
>loving life

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JUST A CITY BOY
BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' ANYWHERE

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based wholesome lads

some old man freaked out on the neighborhood kids causing trouble lads

same old man who delayed user's plane last night?

god damn hooligans

kot is being mean and not letting me pet them lads but my dog is hanging by my feet so its whatever

this whiteface smile meme gets me every time
why cant other races enjoy humour directed at themselves

everyone except you.
OUT!!

based gramps

dogs > cats
t b h

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Hope that boomer put those zoomers in their place

for me, it's /hoc/. because i am autistic but i also enjoy normie things

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How many strings do you rip your cheese strings in? I do 20 - 30

i wonder if that guy ever got to his destination

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i just bite off a chunk, who has time to string that shit

10-20

I share mine with kitty she gets delicate strands and I take myself Chad ropes

Peel 2 or 3 strands off and then bite it in half

I want to cum in her mouth

Can anybody tell me why Edmonton fans think they are going to get anything of value for trading Pulju?
He literally has them by the dick

>trade me or I fuck off to Europe. Also I’ve never done anything of note in my professional career and you can’t send me down to the minors
>”lol we are going to flip you for a proven 45 point forward or a top 4 defenseman

How delusional are Oilerfans?

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>tfw never stringed string cheese

69-420

Smoked some dudeted, took a few advils, had some CBD oil, and a few melatonin gummies so ill see you lads in the 10th dimension

when did soilers fan ever state pulju had any value. everyone is in agreement that he's a bust

GIVE ME AN N

They're gonna fleece >my retarded gm (mcphee) for gusev 1 for 1.

N

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GIVE ME AN I

This is an user who is going places
Fair enough, I guess I’m more seeing “trade ideas” thrown about and it’s always extremely skewed to the side of “Pulju isn’t a bust and we aren’t fucked” way of seeing it

>that whole comic

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I

why do retards count the strings they peel from stringed cheese?

i think auston matthews could have beat the SHIT out of gordie howe

worked

GIVE ME A G

autism

Do any of you have a single sister/friend/relative looking for a relationship that DOES NOT follow a Canadian team, LA, Vegas, Anaheim, Nashville, Carolina, Tampa, New York >rags, Chicago, Philly, Washington, or Jersey?

...

not retards, autists. Counting things makes them calm.

he's a bust, but teams will always be willing to give him a chance since he's young and a former high draft pick. so yeah, in that sense he has value

bro i don't even have any friends that watch hockey
or any at all

nope
every gril i know that watches hockey is either a knights fan, or an la fan (the ones that watched hockey before 2017)

thinking about Bulju autistically eating strong cheese lads

Minnesota work?

huomenta

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Yes, send her my way

BASED cockniemi

Sure, plenty. In fact, they don't care about any NHL teams

why smol head

>accidentally click on NHL.com bookmark
>go to site
>see schedule for puck drop times around the league
>get excite
>see that its for Oct. 2

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What is the rating of the guy in the Leafs jersey?

Sorry, meant to specify single women from REAL countries, like the US, Canada, or Finland

for more blood flow to his big penis

>not wanting a persian gf with conservative but western opinions

what did the panther do

Missed the playoffs for 13 out of 14 years or whatever it is lmao

Cute kitty

he just wanted some food i think

>tfw no finnish gf

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Never win a playoff series in the salary cap era

Kotka is the most based Finn in the league

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gonna wake up and stroke my hard morning dick to the rising sun on the day of our independence, lads

Most kino kart game. Prove me wrong.

how can he be 6'2 with the face of a 5'6 manlet

Show the Kotka draft upskirt pic now

>team
>ass at

imagine someone actually making this 93964940
now imagine someone else actually saving it

>Prove me wrong
Mario Kart DD. There

youtube.com/watch?v=_Jg4ro0Gzr8
this game was actually fun as fuck

This ps1 boot up already had me diamonds ngl.

pvp me I dare you

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based pusy poster

i'll mop the floor with you

hop on and put your money where your mouth is

Based lad

cockniemi lol

cockcuminme
hahahahaha oh no no no no

Peak off-season /hoc/ posting lads

Someone hop on dark souls 2 and fight me

youtube.com/watch?v=rdjYk-fle1o

Just 90 to 91 days left depending on your timezone

WHAT KIND OF NAME IS KAAPO KAKKO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

finns have gone too far this time

youtube.com/watch?v=LBBrSSyp7_M
/hoc/ diaries

toppi kekkonen

youtube.com/watch?v=Q8TRhPXGMUk

Love /hoc/
Simple as

I used to be you

I want to suck off a finn, is that so wrong?

Why does everyone suck but me?

dilate

dilate your dickhole

Mario kart wii is second to none

Is that her actual pusy or just flesh coloured panties
The colour seems too uniform to be her pusy

This is true

niggers tongue my anus

Go leafs

who?

Leafs

>laffs

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Is that a professional hockey team?

Yes

TEENAGE WASTELAND
IT’S ONLY TEENAGE WASTELAND

remake is looking beautiful af

They must be a very reputable organization

/cric/

is gay

the length of that fucking neck

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I'm a loser AND I've fucked more chicks than you

huomenta

hyvaa huomenta
youtube.com/watch?v=zI4Ad5Pta1g

new and such

>acknowledging /c***/
Shant

based

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I was hoping Dubas was going to troll them via a 1-for-1 trade with Kadri. Touting the "he's a proven 2-way player" while failing to mention he can't keep his shit together in the playoffs. Apparently, Sakic took the bait instead and gave the leafs Tyson Barrie.