Official American Celebration Thread

Go dilate

no one cares
Not even the burgers tbqh

You're a regular in /his/, aren't you?

don't jinx it, faggot.

didn't read lol

>burgers don't care about winning
Look faggot, we force ourselves to pretend to like Canadian sports just so we can celebrate winning at them.

how the fuck was this match so fucking boring?
america vs england was pure kino, lots of energy and VARing etc
this game was just boring, the ladies are talentless hacks
they keep losing the ball
no team kept the ball for longer than 6 seconds or something and no one got through the defense easily

America will win this easily

My eyes are fine thank you.
Try not to get curb stomped by the Germans, again.

This, at least Hockey is more interesting that soccer because the smaller field means more shots on goal.

>I.E., he's deleted tweets he's made supporting candidates that lost their elections

kinda like Liberals deleted Beto O'Rourke after he lost in Texas
The poor dude is so lost now lmao

Did she give anyone Turkish delights?

>trump curse

>over Half the world hates trump

>something bad happens to somone in the world

>Le trump curse works praise kek

Time to reclaim Nieuw-Amsterdam.

getekend, Jan Kees

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>Whataboutism
Apply yourself inferior Kiwi, you might get good at a sport that semi matters.

How many world cups you got?

Or that cunt that was blatantly lying about Justice Kavanaugh
What's she been up to lately?

I'm talking about your gaping wound Jose, also yes thanks for saving us. Things are so much better now, totally not degenerate and on a steep decline

Please let America loose. Our media is going to plaster that cunt Morgan everywhere talking about pay gaps and how more girls should be boys.

Agreed. I couldn't believe it when the commentator's started talking about how the Netherlands are "the new guard". If that's true, then the future for women's soccer is bleak as hell.

Come on Australia. Everyone knows America has won the two world cups that actually mattered.

This team is the true face of the Modern American Female. Low class hoes that are incapable of raising a joyous and functional family and some of them don't even seem to understand that dicks are for chicks.

3 and placed in the top three of every single world cup.

>living vicariously through a women's soccer team
That's as cringe as regularly donating to a twitch camwhore

The Trump curse is real.

This. You should see how bad our media is. Girls are encouraged to do anything but becoming mothers.

>3 and placed in the top three of every single world cup.

LOL

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FUCK USGAY FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES

America needs to be nuked twice and get a tsar bomb in there as well

lmao
based burger bros

>BR's bitch in charge of following the conversation.
You guys are just as bad as the retarded Kiwis at this.

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put me in coach i will punt this uppity cunt in her ugly vagina

Womens World Cup isnt World Cup, its Womens World Cup.

Its a worthless title shown by how the roasties that get the trophy get destroyed in matches against kids in the U-15 of a shitty footballing nation like the USA.

>win 3/7 even though you have more registered players than the rest of the world combined
LOL

>Goalpost moving and damage control intensifies

Its not goalpost moving, its the truth.

No one outside the USA really gives a shit about womens soccer.

>unironically thinks women's world cups matter

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>Trying to justify goalposti moving.
>Engages in further goalpost moving

Buying a new house with donations

so proud of my girls

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Notice all the spelling fuck ups he's made so far
This soiboi is really typing his little heart out in this thread LOL

>caring about bulldyke dive

Yeah no. NBA and NFL offseason way to more interesting

>Kneels and defends the Constitution from those who want to undermine the first amendment.

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3 with another on the way.

>it doesn't count

Yes it does. Look at Brazil. The women wear the 4 stars that the men won so it does. Cant wait for the uswnt to wear 4 stars that their ladies won. All the global asspain will be kino af. Go USA! Go Israel!

This. As long as they are not loyal and loving wives their "based and vaginapilled"

Usmnt* will wear 4 stars. Cap this.

The best part for us is that we've already won. It's our second WC, we've shithoused our way to the finals and we already know it's impossible for us to win WC finals. Amerilards can dumpster us 13-0 and we're still fine.

That's because Americans hate being parents.

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Honestly can't wait until this shitty tournament is over. Watched 10 minutes of the England v Norway game and it was embarrassing how poor the level of play was.

walgelijk

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Based

You don't fool us. We know you'd love nothing more than to see those arrogant dykes lose.

>(women's) World Cup

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Please beat our dykes Ameribro. Please make it happen. You guys don't care about 'soccer' like we do. If our cunts win it before the men do we will never hear the end of it. Even if we finally win it one day it will be ruined by cringy people bringing up the 2019 WWC ruining what should be a serene and magical moment for our country. Please for the love of god and Jesus H. Christ. Beat our dykes and beat them hard.. I beg you

shut the fuck up you fat fuck

> it's anti-american to not want an open border with mexico
you're a faggot and a cannibal

from the social media oligopoly?

Can't wait for Alex Morgan to light up an imaginary joint or pretend to walk on wooden shoes after she scores