/nrl/

do not let richo see this

youtube.com/watch?v=4Spl62RyL8s

Broncos @ $4.00 is Nightshift's Tip of the Week.

BACK AGAIN
PEARCYS BACK
TELL A FRIEND

>this mattress is comfy user, we should purchase it for our marital home!

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I keep seeing this cream coloured mini everywhere I go, every morning and afternoon, it's freaking me out lads

My first choice lady for tonight was taking ages to reply and being indecisive so I made plans with someone else. Now the first one got back to me wanting to go out tonight. Fuck I hate women so much.

I want to hear Kezie fart!

>he doesnt know that girls dont fart
Virgin detected.

Well lads, I went on my date with Stacy from the office last night. Went really well. No intercourse but I did get a nice kiss at the end. Made me hard as a rock and my balls hurt the whole way home. A quick toss fixed it up though.

Have it on good authority that ISC are going under meaning half the league will be looking for new jersey suppliers next year.

There's an embroidery company near my work, maybe I can hook them up

Here's one(1)
instagram.com/p/BzPnYy5FrVo/

She looks like a cheap hooker in some of those pics

Megan Barnard is a bit panda eyed tonight lads. Did she get caught in the rain or cop a load in the face from Dan Ginnane?

>mfw Pearce kicks it out on the full

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Tallis in tears lads. What a great TV moment. New South Fails wish they had that kind of PASSION.

Last I heard julia was out for 2019 because she got some operation on her leg, if she's recovered in time I'm hyped again

>he's not watching the NRL Supercoach Countdown Show on Kayo

He mean the real NRL lad

>its a melbin get refballed back into the game episode
*yawns and changes the channel*

>thurston talking about croft getting exposed in defense
That's real fucking rich, GayPee.

Smith looks like he's close to taking the Statham pill lads

Did Smith just take the zero?

Why does Illawarra exist?

Looking at a CROWD OF 400 tonight lads
Looks like the AFL is winning the code wars

>The intrust super cup is elite
Yeah okay

Why are Melbourne so successful?

>what's an escort, joey?

>naming your son marion

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>Live and free on fox league

sportsradio.com.au/manly-fans-urged-to-show-up-or-risk-relocation/

...

Brisbane Broncos – 31,610
South Sydney Rabbitohs – 28,345
Parramatta Eels – 22,685
Melbourne Storm – 22,217
St George-Illawarra Dragons – 19,020
Newcastle Knights – 18,973
Wests Tigers – 18,895
Penrith Panthers – 18,722
New Zealand Warriors – 16,216
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs – 15,052
North Queensland Cowboys – 14,811
Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks – 14,801
Canberra Raiders – 14,166
Sydney Roosters – 13,676
Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles – 11,375
Gold Coast Titans – 7,647

The Adelaide Roosters

>earl and kerr putting in some elite and muscular performances

Brisbane Broncos
Ipswich Jets
North Queensland Cowboys
Gold Coast Titans
West Coast Pirates
Melbourne Storm
New Zealand Warriors
Wellington Sharks
Canberra Raiders
Newcastle Knights
St George Illawarra
Wests Tigers
South Sydney Rabbitohs
Penrith/Country NSW Panthers
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs
Sydney Roosters
Manly/Central Coast Sea Eagles
Parramatta Eels

Big strong muscular 11k Brookvale crowd

>not folding titans

What we need is a team that isn't based anywhere and just goes around and plays at random rural grounds. Call them the Nomads or something like that.

just want to die lads

post allanahbutt

I doubt the NRL would let it happen and lose territory to the AFL

Refball

Probably easier just to get the Sydney teams to go there once a year

whole market share of second largest city in the country combined with the players not getting pulled down by shitty tabloid style press which you see in Sydney

salary cap cheating, 2007/2009 destroyed the NRL's good name

how about we call them the Australian Aboriginies

POST ALLANAHBUTT

i like it
I don't understand how you can have the entire northern suburbs to yourself and still be a dismal failure in all accounts

Who want to come watch Stuber with me?

Manly are elite though

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>dismal failure on all accounts
>never won a spoon
>won a premiership every decade since the 60s
stay jelly faggot parra fan

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furthermore, you say >we have the entire northern suburbs to ourselves but old Norths fans would never ever support Manly (and visa versa)

Don’t fold them. Move them to Suncorp. Call them the Brisbane Titans. Now there’s a game in Brisbane every weekend. The 12 Titans fans can drive an hour to games. And those Brisbane kids who hate the Broncunts have someone to follow. Sorted.

Why the fuck do the Rooters survive? No fans. No soul. Move them.

user POST ALLANAHBUTT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!

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For the last time. This is not a butt or a bum. This is an ass

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>you now remember DOOP

>Irish proxy is now Greek proxy
yawn

you know im a big deal in the gong and that windsock is modelled on my flaccid penis

Perfection.

Halo is about to be played, /nrl/.

Lots of fans

this thread fucking reeks of nightshit

*arse

Going to read some Schopenhauer after the game

Seriously lads how do we fix the NRL?
It's been in a serious decline since the glory of 2005

freshie

Top 3 gayest peems:
1. Parramatta
2. Melbourne
3. Newcastle

The NRL peaked in 2012
AFL and A-League will keep eating into League. Union will die a painful horrible death in this country but League will still be popular in low-income NSW/QLD whereas Afl will be the sport of the rich and soccer the game of immigrants

Holy shit these 5th tackle options by Illawarra are putrid.

Sandor Earl (16)

Are you me?

The A-League is on a serious decline user. Don't see it really eating into the market share of any other code, even Union.

For me, I'll be reading Heretics of Dune, and Drone Theory.

>pelpourne porm

1. Manly
2. Cronulla
3. Penrith

Knights got rid of their gay guy lad

>genre fiction

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Imagine getting 9 weeks for eye gouging, fucking ridiculous lads

t. nightshit LARPer
>t. actual nightshit

Raining of >biblical proportions
FUCK OFF
also
It's a commentators suck the storms dick episode

2013-15 were the last kino years of the NRL and the Sharks winning in 2016 was the last little bit of soul left

Looks like it's raining lads

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it's all Ivan dumb casual

>refballing a shit peem to a welfare premiership
>soul

regret not captaining big dick mcinnes

me on right

COMEBACK

who would win in an origin match between /nrl/ and /r/nrl?

I'd be the snoos captain

>manly
Not based muscular Northern Eagles

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>us

any /cric/ on tonight, ladies?

you now remember

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Everyone here is 400kg of pure muscle and kfc

Penalty goals should be removed and instead any penalty that would result in a penalty goal results in a sinbin

Real life is a genre

stfu caz

>Penalty goals should be removed and instead any penalty that would result in a penalty goal results in a sinbin

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15 wicked wings for $10 atm

hoping tedesco plays

Lmao

Chicken wings are shit. Might as well just suck the shit out of a dog's anus

This is the set

You now remember when Aiken was a special for Origin

>win stadium
>lose

Remember when the dragons didn't suck?

so fucking alone lads

Yeah it was 2010

a/s/l?

How do the storm keep getting away with it lads?

How big was the crowd 10k, 8k??

superior coconut genes

Dragons were in clear first coming into Round 17 last year.

>talking about the past

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i know you are here milky

The NRL has bored me so much I actually subscribed to Netflix any recommendations lads?

kill yourself

The late show

Dark.

Code Geass

Found some years old /nrl/ content on my drive lads

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I'd captain us to a 3-0 series victory

12 Monkeys. Or John Wick.

noo dont kill yourself ur so sexy ahah

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DANIKA MASON IS A BIG FAT MUSTY BRAPHOG

why is big dick billy walters making his nrlel debut at 25...

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That was SGI's LOWEST home crowd since the merger HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MANLY FOREVER MANLY FOREVER

>caring about the crowd numbers

that post STANK of gayfl false flagging pseudo trippage

Nsw will sweep