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without a doubt i am. otherwise i wouldnt be here with all of you

my OCD is making me feel sympathy for Uli

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I also have große Ziele why does the picture newspaper not talk to me

meant for

i need to fuck Arschlani
preferably in the Arsch

based Vallejo is coming back to /bundes/

?

Send them your manifesto

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thx

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Brazil, for how long have you been training your abs?

never change /bundes/

>Ösi makes it down from his almhütte to the computer in the valley and makes awful post
I said Germans, not schluchtenscheisser

>qtest player on the field scores
I'm ok with this

but I was replying to the deutsch dude my dude, not you. I held back with answering your Faust inquiry because you explicitly said Germans, I do respect your wishes after all

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2 months

>unironically thinking theres actual differences within this shithole

top olmo

>Mfw
Boy am I red in the face. I'm sorry my ösi friend

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Do they show without flexing? I'm training for 3 weeks now and I start to see faint bumps, wondering what I can expect in the near future

dunno, but I'm getting good results for these 2 months so i think you are going to get results soon

but there is, compared to deutsch bundes is the holy grail of sanity and quality posting

its ok honey, I still like you

Literally anything on Yea Forums int is hot garbage. Seriously I don't understand how anyone over the age of 15 can find that board even remotely funny or interesting

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Okay, I'll see where it takes me. My current goal is to look otter-mode like a scrawny football player. If I get there, next step will be Lewandowski's body.

but I could use your literature expertise, what of this list can you recommend to read next? I have already read the crossed out ones

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so this means youre a deutsch regular right? bc how else would you know?

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based and good luck

hell no, I used to read it from time to time but hardly ever participated, then it got increasingly retarded and I didnt check it anymore at all. Today I looked at it when it got linked here and it got even worse apparently

Well Hesse is my favorite author and I'm actually about to start Siddhartha.

If you haven't read the glass bead game, I don't quite know how to describe it. It took like 200 pages for me to actually wind up liking it but by the time I finished it I loved it so. Kinda highlights the detached nature of academia and/or the elites in relation to the normal man. It has a very German feel to it imho.

Of course, steppenwolf and demian are great too

But back to ze list: of those not crossed out I've read: Catcher in the Rye (very great if you're a teen, otherwise it's not that good), to kill a mockingbird (more like kill it with fire lmao), of mice and men (more like of Mice and men), Huck Finn (Americana as heck), and fear and loathing (just ok). I like Dick so that could be an interesting one

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To Kill a Mocking Bird and The Catcher in the Rye are both great books. Hesse is never a bad choice. The others can go into the trash.

>more like of Mice and men)
More like Of mice and meh*
What did you thought of Magister Ludi??

Also what did you think of catch-22 and the picture of Dorian grey?
t. Have them on my Kindle but haven't read

thanks frend, actually havent read Steppenwolf yet either but had it on my to-read-list for some time now. Maybe I will go for that first

Catch-22 is funny and I would recommend it over Dorian Grey, though I have read the latter when I was 17 or so and remember not being that impressed with it. If you want to check out Oscar Wilde read it, otherwise I wouldnt bother

thanks aswell

Never read the Glasperlenspiel (would have loved to read it during my Hesse phase, but I only bought used books on the flea market, so my selection was limited to what I found).

>Maybe I will go for that first
Definitely would recommend it over any of the others.

Right on, I'll give Catch-22 a try

Also, thoughts on Goethe??
Werther was so saddening even if it is probably less applicable to modern times. Definitely can see how it caused major feels in the 18th century. As for Faust, I will eventually force myself to get through it.
What phase are you currently in?
If you like Hesse then I'd recommend you get around to reading it some day.

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todays football:
that would be all

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Wrong board Tom, this is Yea Forums now

>Yea Forums
>implying you can read
nice try, you don't fool me

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I think the same as you, the poetry is hard to get through. We read it in school when I was around 17 aswell, I remember getting into an argument with my German teacher how it is unnecessarily hard to read and that the message itself doesn't hold the same value anymore today as it did back then because it has been done over and over again since then, and that the story has its value as a classic but is not needed to know in our time anymore. I said for the battle between good and evil I can refer to Star Wars aswell, she understandably didn't like that very much
Maybe I should reread it sometime, but I would rather read good prose instead

check Lanz, a football consultant is speaking

youtube.com/watch?v=gkSxhG4cbPo

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those were times!

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>What phase are you currently in?
I'm in the "my Internet addiction destroyed my attention span" phase where I can't pick up books anymore :/

Kek, I took a break from reading a book to read your post ;___;

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Why are we on page 10?
I'm not finished yet telling my Bundesliga stories.

...

aaand tomorrows guest is Tony Kroos ;^)

oh, time to clean up, eh?

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