>all the other fighters are with their team >having fun with their friends >taking pictures with fans >askren is alone >only wanting to prove that he could heem everyone there
Remember the other day I said Dana was cheap for putting his fighters up at New York New York? Based Luke got a room at the Palms. He's staying at Frank and Lorenzo's property.
I hope this becomes an inception and people keep adding these gay reactions.
Jace Bennett
The face of a man who bit into some gristle but didn't want to spit it out in front of everyone so he excused himself to the loo in order to flush it down the toilet, except in this scenario the food is his career and the gristle is a bum knocking him out.
Jaxson Cox
Anyone else watch Fight Tips on youtube? He and his girlfriend and dog are doing a road trip vlog. I highly enjoyed it.
its funny when people say that bisping's career is better then it looks on paper because of the "effect he had on British MMA. Because I dont think Darren Til and Leon "who" Edwards are worth talking about.
Oliver Johnson
Well, here in America we celebrate the day you were cucked by the French and lost the American colonies, the first step in the final decline of the British Empire into the completely cucked state it's in today.
Lucas Thomas
I do, learned how to use a heavy bag from it. Decent channel
Yeah, I got into it sometime maybe last year or the year before. Went through a bunch of tip videos, but I don't keep up with it on a regular basis. Recommend watch for any anons who haven't though. They've got decent tips for training and basic self defense.
Aiden Martinez
Would be nice to shop overeem kod by ngannou in there
It's pretty much universally accepted as the day the Brits were eternally BTFO, so yeah... that's why there's nothing else that day. It's reserved just for you island poofters.
Leo Walker
cope bitch
Hunter Murphy
Someones gotta put all ko's this year on the same canvas
Camden Walker
that'd be dope. If yall post the heems ill shop it tonight
Dan/Melissa, why aren't you guys headed to Paradise Nevada for the UFC 239 fight card this weekend? Also post a video of you doing the bottle cap challenge Thanks.
>07/12 - ONE Masters of Destiny >07/12 - Belator 224 - Budd/Rubin >07/13 - UFC Fight Night 155 - GDR/Ladd 3 WMMA headliners
>Woodman Why woodman?
Jaxson Scott
>Brett Okamoto: ‘What are you doing to make sure you’re not intimidated by Jon on the night of the fight?’ >Santos: .......*breathing*.... ‘July sixth...uhh...It will be..ehh... heem day... Know what I mean?’ >Brett: *awkward silence*... ‘Y-yeah.’ God these Brazilians trying to cut a promo with their broken English is so fucking laughably bad hahahah cant wait for Jones to flush this hue back to the prelims.
Hopefully Holly wins too so I don’t have to see Nunes and her dyke girlfriend anymore.
LADS I HATE BEING A MANLET, IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, 5'8 AND PEOPLE DON'T RESPECT ME AND I GET HEEMED IN FIGHTS BY LANKLETS AND NOT RESPECTED BY MANLETS OR LANKLETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DO I LEARN ONE PUNCH KO POWER TO FUCK THESE FAGGOTS UP
Michael Kelly
Can someone use this as a template to shop a bunch of shadow realmed fighters laying on the canvas? Cover it with bodies.
No one will ever respect you, no matter what you do, but if you learn to wrestlefuck you might have a chance at dry humping them to a decision in a match. You're so tiny, you will be heemed in a real fight no matter what, however.
Carson Lopez
Actually, we won the fight and the story. If you work hard to get rid of all the Muslims in your country and finalize Brexit you will win the rematch.
Luis White
I respect you bro, the first step is acceptance and you're already there.
Robert Evans
The beef flauta with rice and beans is the objectively correct choice.
Jacob Cook
i don't care about matches, i'm t alking about street fighting, i've been in a few fights and lanklets always heem me to death, it's not fair my limbs are short and i have no power.
Is it worth doing muay thai/thai boxing? there's a local gym offering it but i'm not sure if it's even worth wasting time on it. The MMA gyms are quite far in the nearby city but i don't want to travel that far. Can i heem people in the street if i learn muay thai?
Where are the UFC 239 picks? I mean the real ones not ones where there is a guy's home address posted in the top right corner.
Luis Carter
How will it effect the /heem/ meta if mini khabib grows up to be hot?
Anthony Moore
She already has a bigger following than a lot of current UFC fighters. She will at least look average if she gets her jaw fixed.
Ayden Powell
Muay Thai is one of the best martial arts for streetfighting, because of the clinch. You learn to fight in close with elbows and knees, most people don’t know how to generate power at that range. Also, you can heem people with knees if they try to football tackle you. Low kicks work well too, and most people don’t know how to check or punish them. Just be careful clinching of you think the dude might have a knife.
Probably the most practical striking art overall.
Leo White
Khabibs wresslin is not real, why don't they just punch him in the face? They all just lay there. Pussies!
yes its worth it wtf? GB has a decent MT scene, even if its low level instruction, its a good workout, fun, and if you even out of your bumfuck town to a real city w gyms you'll have a little exp.
Justin Peterson
Nice i'm signing up. Next time a lanklet fucks with me i'm gonna heem his knees into oblivion and ko manlets with my pointy elbows. I did hear muay thai is extremely good for self defense, so that's what i'm looking for. I hate getting heemed, i wish i was 6'4 250 lbs of muscle like magumbu.
Carter Scott
>potion seller.webm
John Anderson
honestly wished ronda was in the audience watching the holly vs nunes fight
Grayson Gonzalez
why did you stop making event calendars?
Joshua Scott
ProTip: no matter how much and what you train always remember > I /heem/ (you) always
dustin will outbox khabib in the third round and probably drop him
Julian Evans
did you guys buy all your presents for heem day yet
Tyler Carter
Khabib pursued wrestling and sambo as an outlet for his homosexual fantasies. Prove me wrong. YOU CANT. If his father knew he’d get Takbir’d immediately so he has to disguise it has “””competition”””
People aren't friendly in englel like they are in europe. They are easily agitated and always looking for a reason to fight, you're gonna get heemed if u can't fight and and stand up for yourself by not running away.
Henry Johnson
The thumbnail of that pic always looks like it's a shop lmao
he's right and she's agreeing with him you pineapple flagged fucktard
Noah Edwards
i wish i lived in burgerland, no worries at all conceal carrying. LAND OF THE FREE (AND THE WICKED)
Levi Barnes
Why is she training mma then you utter mongoloid
Joshua Barnes
Juste baiser ma vie en haut
Isaiah Young
Oof that roid induced hair loss. The price of performance
Chase Taylor
steroids but unironically. i said it years before her roast beef sandwich weigh in video.
Henry Jones
>You only think that because you know he is a pro fighter so? all the other ufc guys besides mcgregmic dress like HS wrestlers who only shop at old navy and under amour
also dont (you) me again
Brayden Hughes
Happens to every girl that ties their hair backwards like that but does it very tightly, it just pulls on your hair until your hairline goes further back and since they've been doing it since they were young, their hairline goes right the fuck back and also this is nothing, i've seen worse irl.
Dont give me yous ever please You and your retarded jokes can go fuck yourself
Anthony Cook
true i cant relate i grew up in boston and only moved to naziland last year but people are def nicer here.. but do you mean theyre always trying to fight in general or at pubs?
Dylan Williams
fuck cops fuck drugs fuck jews fuck niggers fuck coal burners fuck muslims fuck emperor caracalla fuck the passion of the christ fuck little girls but unironically
Carter Morales
Why would i go to the job centre? i have a nice accounting job 50k/y, what the fuck does my point have to do with the job centre? that there's women there with bad hairlines? retarded burger, you don't know anything about women. Women who have tie their hair back hard like that for years will experience a receding hairline.
Logan Ramirez
Yeah but what about the job center
Jason Martin
Nonce
Adam Brown
JUST
Jordan Anderson
I'm not saying she's clean, 95% of the UFC is currently or has been on roids in their career, it's the only way to compete at that level. Roiding + tying hair back like that, i don't think genetics for women plays a huge part with hairlines receding like it does for men.
>better strikers yeah conor and...? also conor striking was cancelled due gassing, khabib will try to sand up in the third round and will get embarrassed anyways don’t respond to me again smelly muslim
In general, i think everyone is in a bad mood because of the weather but even in summer, they're just depressed and angry because they work shit jobs and are in that state due to them being uneducated low IQ alcoholics. Drugs are rampant here, all the youngsters are selling them and driving expensive german cars, it's terrible. Rant over, I just wanna learn muay thai and be the heemer not the heemed.
Chase Howard
>gets cucked and bullied at the gym by some POS a foot shorter then him >all-time great ya für sure B
Benjamin Robinson
what about it? i've never stepped into one my entire life. I don't even know what the inside of one looks like. 50% of the burgers in this thread are probably on NEETbux yet i've never received any money from the government.
Connor Clark
*than also don't talk about matt hughes like that
Logan Robinson
THIS CAN'T BE REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN NEVER LOOK AT HER THE SAME WAY, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MT is great def go for it, meant to write I can* relate, grow up in boston in the nog/spic part so i got jumped and fought alot, but move out of that dump... Heems are good but once lads know you can heem then be prepare to knifed, jumped, glassed
Brayden Green
In many ways Nunes might actually have a prettier and more fuckable pussy than holm.
Julian Torres
Indeed, her body must have reacted extremely negatively to it or she fucked up with incorrect usage, the other roid women don't have such huge clitoris, don't think evne cyborg is that big.
twitchy would unironically heem the fuck out of the obese spammer
Eli Bell
Which one? Derek Airplane or me? you have to be more specific
Joshua Davis
>Heems are good but once lads know you can heem then be prepare to knifed, jumped, glassed Yep, that's an issue. Knife crime is common here as there's no guns and that's the next big thing. Violence begets violence, i only wish to learn for self defence. I honestly would prefer muay thai as i like striking and not bjj/wrestling.
William Lee
He looks absolutely huge near-heavyweight stature in that video. He's a unit alright.
Brody Flores
all the same person my guy
Cooper Edwards
Bones confirmed as a tranny fetishist
Isaiah Miller
Unironically not i promise you Derek and Me email every day we are best friends
I enjoy all shapes of pussy because I am not a homosexual or incel.
If you think all types of pussy that aren’t a coinslut cunny are “gross” then you need to be hung by the neck via rope.
Ryan Brown
Khabib has outstruck on the feet every single opponent he has fought aside from Conor. RDA, Al, Barboza, MJ who ktfod Poirier... literally everyone. Khabib's grappling makes strikers forget how to strike and Poirier will be no different.
Kevin Sanders
Whittaker is really handsome. Lowkey bigger chad than Rockhold.
Michael Thomas
sister or gf?
Isaiah Allen
calm down beefstrips now need to wish death on people damn
DC would make it look easy just like he's going to easily beat Stipe again
Andrew James
He is handsome but not a bigger chad than cockhold. Cockhold can't be outchadded.
Charles Butler
I said inny not cunny you faggot.
Luis Thomas
:)
Tyler Cox
Gilbert Melendez vs. Arnold Allen Marlon Vera vs. Nohelin Hernandez Alejandro Pérez vs. Yadong Song Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Jack Marshman Ismail Naurdiev vs. Chance Rencountre
Sex appeal and sex is all there is to women for a straight man tbqh
Leo Taylor
Nunes/Cyborg easy
Mostly because it was over quick, but also because they fought like Wanderlei
Isaiah Peterson
Dern vs abc
Anthony Bell
Women's only power has been and continues to be between their legs
Isaac Phillips
t. hope solo
Blake Bailey
ouch
Ian Richardson
what about tickling her toes and cuddling and telling her she is beautiful and brushing her hair behind her ear and wearing matching t shirts and watching horror movies together?
Not a mistake but i think holly has a decent chance of winning a decision so risky. Better bet would be jones/askren parlay, you can make more money or make the same amount but risk less. Jones is a lock and askren aswell pretty much.
Logan Nelson
Because they are fucking and trying to play it off like they are friends but the chemistry between them is fucked so they can't
The second ppv this month is full of WMMA, hard pass for me.
Jaxson Green
sexual tension
Jose Harris
Wait why is Heem Day the 5th?
Oliver Collins
He looks like a pirate
Julian Peterson
I would do that to get sex from her, and she would want that attention.
Leo Edwards
what about adopting a dog together and waking up hearing her snore and getting texts that she misses you and convincing her to try psychedelic drugs and then holding her when she is scared?
Thomas Perez
in that video rose posted they were talking about how neither of them have to go to work. is pat even employed?
Cooper Jones
He is her babysitter full time
Brody Ward
Aspen is dating her coach who has an 8 year old daughter
Dylan Jenkins
haha yeah me too I would only do that gay shit to get sex haha
Robert Torres
So she's a pedo, that's what you're saying?
Lincoln Lopez
that monster
Austin Sanchez
How do you guys think DC vs Stipe 2 will play out? Stipe was actually winning the round until DC heemed him into next week. Will the same tactic work again? Is there another weakness for DC to exploit?
Evan Campbell
lesbian pedophiles? hot
Luis Ross
Stipe unironically wins the rematch. I think he'll play a lot smarter and respect DCs power
Nicholas Davis
How does Valentina's sister have a pilot's license when she can't even figure out Roxanne Modafferi?
Nathan Lewis
main event when?
Samuel Barnes
I think DC is a better boxer and wrestler
Benjamin Green
Stipe already lost the story. I'm afraid its too late for him.
calendar already started taking picks for the main card
Jonathan Long
Reminder if you're not betting on Asskren/jones, you're missing out on free money boyos.
Wyatt Gonzalez
I'm having a hard time caring either way. It's like who's competing to be the flower girl in Jon's wedding.
Camden Peterson
DC winning and retiring and then leaving punished Stipe and Ngannou to fight for the scrap belt would be very UNBASED
Noah Watson
Yeah some just want to have sex and not have a family of seven
Hudson Diaz
What if Stipe sacrifices the story in order to win the fight?
Camden Murphy
>sacrificing the story Then the war would be lost and ultimately his career
Blake White
haha yeah love is a total meme dude I also hate roasties haha
Dominic Hill
Does he win the battle in this scenario?
Angel Martinez
DC will be a full year older, plus with his hand injuries and back problems from the Lewis fight he won't be 100% no matter how much time he takes off. Stipe on the other hand hasn't shown signs of physical decline. I would still favor DC over five rounds but Stipe has a very good chance, especially if he can exploit DC's defensive issues like Jones did. For example, when DC works the body he'll leave his hand out there and step through to switch his stance and initiate a clinch. Left hook city all day.
What is the GOAT MMA fight? Not necessarily the most entertaining or most skilled, but the one that displayed both incredibly high level skills as well delivering excitement.
For me, it's: Bobby Yoel 2 Maia Nelson (seriously, this is a clinic in how to use BJJ in MMA) Jones Gus 1 Tony Klee Max Aldo 2
Aaron Price
You are on heem all day long bro.
Hudson Bell
He knocks out dc when he puts out the good luck fistbump in the beginning of the fight. Floyd vs Ortiz style.
my girl simona won today. 6 months of training she's bantamweight champ.
Jose White
Based. You have to wrong user, but based.
Andrew Bennett
>mutt vs mutter
Hunter Fisher
Retiring DC heems Ngannou
Easton Collins
DC and Jones gave us the two highest level mma fights ever
Ethan Bell
You have issues Fincuck
Hudson Sanders
I’ve finally taken the redpill, I never thought I’d ever say this. But after watching Khabib-Conor Main Event Special on TV earlier, my mind has been changed. My mind has been changed in that the fight was LESS competitive than I’d originally thought. He was beating the shit out of Conor on the feet. His cardio has increased and held up tenfold. Khabib not only won the third round against Conor, but he won the first round, but he was winning most of the fourth round, but he won the story of the fight, and most importantly, Khabib Nurmagomedov won the fight against Conor McGregor that night. And he will win the war.
Khabib beats Conor in the rematch and I don’t have a single doubt in my mind about it. He is the greatest fighter to ever walk the planet.
Alhamdulillah, brother! You have taken your first step toward a life full of joy and wonder. Inshallah, your journey toward true enlightenment will be a glorious one. Alluhu ackbar!
Luis Bailey
>celebrating a fake belt
could never respect dc the same after this
Jack Hall
lol, that little grab at the end
Andrew Reed
You may have all the 4channel cred, I did my stuff back in the days in lauta.
Dominic Reed
I'm gonna piss and shit in his postbox.
Oliver Harris
If headstomps were allowed, she wouldn't be so smug.
Logan Harris
>ban for racism is this reddit or what
Jace Jackson
yeah its pretty pathetic. I got one for cursing at a swede.
Henry Campbell
Next time don't talk down to your betters pekka
Christopher Walker
75% of heemposters are redditposters
Jace Turner
my analysis for the main event of 239 is that either jones or santos will win thank you
Lucas Wood
yep. i called someone a nigger as a term of endearment and got banned for racism outside of Yea Forums. i could PERHAPS understand if i was like "i want to kill all black niggers and shitskinned spics. niggers and spics deserve death and extinction because they are inferior low iq leech races, but all i did was call someone a silly nigger in a positive post
Nolan Reed
reported
Landon Nguyen
like you, for example?
Jaxson Butler
yes reddit is superior
Anthony Thomas
You guys need to get bloodbathed again for ruining Skåne.
Twitchy what's your real motivation for reading /heem/ threads on stitch? Do you feel comfy doing it? Feels like hanging out with the bros? Not like you'll get many viewers for it
Sebastian Johnson
Did twitchy ever give his opinion on Schaub’s standup special?
yo lads, next sunday i'll have my ufc 239 watch with my friends. one of them is a loudmouth and has some kickboxing experience. i'm gonna spar with him. we both are 6,2-6,3 ft and both weigh around 205 lbs. i sparred for the lulz with him before and he has like a 3-4 inch reach advantage. besides the overhand(i clipped him with before), what are my best counters to his jabs and straights?
Oliver Lewis
kick him in the dick
Jackson Gomez
Based
Leo Hughes
pull guard and put him in a triangle
Kayden Gomez
How many buys would lineker vs artem in bareknuckle do?
>Randa Markos 50/50, gadelha is flushed but both are cans >nunes 80-20 in favour of nunes, holly could decision. >Sanchez 50/50, hope he TKO's chiesa, hate chiesa. >Masvidal Worst pick, asskren is gonna wrestlefuck him. Might be better to make this bet into the match going the distance, i think masvidal can survive 3 rounds. >Jon jones decision Why is this 4.75? damn, bookies must really think jones is gonna submit or tko Marretta.
Josiah Kelly
oh jesus how did i miss that you bet in diego too kek
Grayson Lopez
wrong i have a massive head and i am not more powerful
Elijah Sullivan
post your picks senpai
Alexander Ward
it helps you absorb harder strikes in most cases, isn't going to affect your punching power
can help a lot grappling if you know how to use it
and if headbutts were allowed it would be very OP
Josiah Thompson
I meant massive cock head, the fighter with the biggest glans is the best fighter on earth
David Evans
Darren still
Joshua Mitchell
Does anyone how to watch the 209 World Mma awards tonite??
i'd pay for it and then send yang over to meet him so he can discuss fighter pay
Wyatt Hernandez
That man looks like a dyke
Kevin Long
Yup. The huehue gasses out by the 3rd and gets TKO in the 4th. Jones plays it smart and just outworks the dummy 3 rounds.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
I like jon jones but cuck fetishists make me want to not like him
Isaac Torres
BET THE HOUSE ON JONES, IT'S LITERALLY FREE MONEY. HE'S THE ONLY FIGHTER I'D PUT EVERY PENNY ON, NO MATTER HIM BEING A HEAVY FAVOURITE, FREE MONEYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jackson Green
Based
Carter Scott
if i had to pick for this card i think masvidal +185 is good value
jan +195 for a small play, i would always fade a guy like luke moving up in weight especially given his history
claudia nunes and jones parlay pays a little better than even money and seems safe, but i dont bet those
2.09 odds for them 3 is really good honestly. Sure mathematically you're at really bad odds of landing but since we watch MMA we know jones is a lock, nunes is 80% a lock and gadelha is the only one who can ruin this and is 50/50. Holly can win a decision but i doubt they would even give her the decision and instead keep nunes as the cashcow lesbo. Betting on women is terrible, gadelha is 1.40 odds, so is asskren, might be better to go with asskren honestly.
I told you guys to bet on Germaine to beat Aspen when she was the betting underdog. Now she's the betting favorite. You missed out on literally free money.
Andrew Hernandez
kill yourself
Andrew Harris
make me
Carson Martin
aspen is getting a favorable decision
Colton Scott
aspen is getting her face rearranged and stopped, F level standup and she won't get a take down she's horrendous
Juan Edwards
If it wasn't California I would say Aspen Ladd won't even make weight
Carson Harris
I medicate my depression and loneliness with Yea Forums, getting (You’s) gives me a dopamine rush that distracts me from my unhappiness.
Jordan Barnes
Aspen Ladd has a really fun name to say, and to think about
Imagine what kind of damage Yoel can do to a tight wet white pussy.
Anthony Sanchez
remember that time when he dominated both anderson fights, even the parts where anderson wasn't clowning around? or when he defended the title 3 times against 3 different people? no, you don't, because you're a piece of shit casual scum who can't appreciate talent.
Levi Jackson
d...dad?
he was on a legit path to goat-ness and threw it all away trying to spin-kick luke for some reason
Actually it's Saitiev, somebody must have sausagefingered it. Wrestlers at that level tnd to do well, although you never know if they can take a punch or commit to learning sub defense
I've never heard someone call a toilet talented. Interesting take.
Easton Hughes
Definitely not the fight with the most, but I remember the Holloway-Ortega fight being particularly egregious. Holloway would land a flush 5 punch combo, and Ortega would land one counter causing Rogan to cream his pants. In the third round of that fight, if you just listened to the commentary, you'd think it was a 10-8 for turanibol-city
Evan Jones
shut up loser
Carson Long
He might still be your boy, but he's flushed. I had to accept it with Cody... it's time you do the same, buddeh.
I swear, this general exists for the sole purpose of grinding memes into the fucking dirt. Someone comes up with one somewhat clever (if that) meme like Toilet Till, and before you know it every fucking post has Toilet and I invented and the story of the fight
like come on you fucking losers, you spend all day every day here and you still can't come up with anything new?
Chase Edwards
he was winning every fight until he lost. he can still get back on track...
Hudson Gray
id heem everybody itt
Alexander Green
this but unironically. if fights were one 5 minute round Chris would be undefeated GOAT
