CIN: Senzel gets night off Wednesday vs. Brewers
TEX: Willie Calhoun doing pregame workouts at 2B
CWS: Cease officially promoted, debuting vs. DET
NYY: Domingo German activated, starting vs. Mets
PHI: Assault charges dropped for Odubel Herrera
OAK: Luzardo leaves rehab start with lat tightness
MIN: Twins place Jake Odorizzi (blister) on the IL
SF: Longoria homers twice, Giants rout Padres
LA: Bellinger, Dodgers walk it off versus D-backs
HOU: Gurriel's two-homer game leads Astros to win
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Dylan Cease lol
>dodgers are only in first place because they play in a little league division
really makes u think
4th for The Washington Baseball Thread Fuck Up Eagles
Well. That's much better than a World Series trophy.
>michael kay caught the injury bug
oh no no no
For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champions New York Yankees.
hope he gets an infection and dies so francesa can call Yankee games
>francesa can call Yankee games
that would never happen. francesa is a retard
t. peter
cutie
goblino
LAAAA CREATTTURRRRA!!
It's retarded how overrated Mike Grout is
Fucking hell what an utter fucking collapse. Like nigga after the 2nd walk just throw strikes down the middle of the plate. Anything would be less embarrassing than that shit
the gif is of chad green and dj lemahieu, the whitest guys on the yankees
What does that guy do besides have a high WAR? Asking for a friend
give sports journalists a reason to say, yeah this guy is good but he's no MARK DOUBT
But then it'd be a walkoff home run genius. This is why YOU aren't a major league pitcher.
yeah, it's a measure of how much more or less efficient a team is based on R/PA (or PA/R) expressed as a standard deviation spread. league average sits at 0,0
Why does Mike trout trigger all the autists of /mlb/
I like trout. Too bad he'll never win a postseason series.
Mike Trout to Nats when? It's a perfect fit.
D O Y E R S
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Sorry guys I got banned you'll be seeing more posts about the based [white] Sox from here on out
I'm glad you're back to battle the Cubs/Dodger/Yankee menace.
Occasional reminder that the Chicago White Sox were forced to blow up their entire franchise because of a 12 year old kid.
Guys if the white Sox blow this I'll never post again
I wonder if he feels bad for making his dad retire
He would have gotten DFAd regardless. He was fucking terrible.
He sucked ass for the suck ass White Sox.
/mlb/ is full of low-IQ, nonwhite Yankees fans who hate that the best player of this generation is white and will never, ever be a Yankee even though he grew up in their backyard.
SICK EM
Take it to /pol/ retard.
I found a bandwagoner-ahem I mean, Cubs fan!
WHITE SOX WIN
WHITE SOX WIN
WHITE SOX WIN
WE'RE GOING TO .500
WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES
WHITE SOX WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
did he died
AJ was objectively the better catcher
Mike Fish will never make the playoffs again, much less the world series :)
Comfy 6:05 start.
New Yorkers are scum.
I actually didnt even have a clue. Not even an idea
>yfw you check your fantasy lineup for the first time in more than a week and realize that you have to bench your hottest starting pitcher because he’s dead
kek what is his status in fantasy
Permanent IL?
Should I go to the Nats game tomorrow morning or just watch it at the nearby bar?
post your google doodle high scores
Hottest team in baseball the last 30 days currently lubing up to wreck Marlins butthole
technically he’s still on the active roster so I either have to bench him or cut him and I’m already out of it so might as well be out of it while carrying a dead pitcher
he just got removed from espn
Astros desu
I cant hit the red cap pitch. The super heater.
She a cute
you have to swing right about the same time he releases to make contact. I've hit him 3 times
NYY @ NYM: the thread
Just got a piece of one. Based Steak going megayard
As nice as it would be to go to the game DC is a fucking madhouse on July 4th what with all the bozos going to watch the fireworks at the mall.
Maybe if you metro in
He served up that superheater and I got every bit of it. He got mad and threw 3 in a row to end the game. What a fag.
Virgin Cease vs Chad Kopech
Shhhhhh. You'll wake the babbies.
Strasburg just threw an immaculate inning
9 Pitches
9 Strikes
3 Outs
>against the marlins
who cares
The Marlins swept the Phillies. Twice in a row.
Was gonna metro for sure but even that's a shitshow on holidays
I think I'll just go with the closer cheaper option
Thanks
>sweeping the philthies
who hasn't swept these clowns
Metro is beyond a shit show on July 4.
Bar and shit post here from your phone. The autistic and cheaper choice.
what the hell is this
Hader inning?
Why does it seem like there’s more White Sox fans here than usual?
Because you're new. They've always been here and are either crying or whining or being racist.
>They've always been here
One guy's been here a while, but there's far more than normal lately since the team is doing okay.
>MLB TV wont stop playing this brainwashing ad
STOP PLEASE STOP
Who /comfy/ here???
Got the based white sox game and 20 year old episodes of Monday night raw going :)
I can only imagine how fucked it is
That's definitely my plan now
God I love watching the tiggers get BTFO in Chicago
KEEP GOING BOYS!
You forgot your trip
Maybe it's the guy who literally proclaimed he got unbanned and was going to start spamming White Sox posts earlier in this thread. Just a hunch.
Go to your containment thread.
Typical white sox fans getting banned for racism.
>using a trip on an anonymous imageboard
For what purpose?
the forecast tomorrow is terrible. gonna be a bunch of rain
`I hope it rains on Trump and ruins his comb over.
this ump in texas is a piece of shit
It was supposed to rain on father's day too but it didn't happen, it's an early game anyway and the forecast is calling for storms in the late afternoon
They should get the game done by the time it starts
Yeah. He should have some more respect for the Angels and what they're going through.
who /shavedbhole/ here
Go Cubs
Marty Foster, its the same fat fuck that through Rendon out for flipping his bat, maybe if he could squat down every pitch wouldnt look low.
I like to shave my balls, they feel pretty good when they're smooth.
of course it would be the start i don't bet on gray for strikeouts
Yeah he's pretty fucking awful. Consistently calling strikes off the plate against the Angels while not calling that same pitch a strike against the Rangers plus he has squeezed the Angels' pitcher on a few obvious strikes that were all over the strike zone.
>Lillies
Just had a good fap, lads
Go Cubs
did you eat it
Coming for you.
Bros...
youtu.be
Wrong side of chi town m8, go back to wisconsin
> sonny gray telling david bell to fuck off back to the dugout
i'm 100% fully erect
Hey /mlb/, i'm on my 4th free beer right now.
>fillies
I love baseball, friends
whoa, me too
i like coors field homers
F
Shut the fuck up. Don't ever post with your shitty tripcode again, cunt
serves you right marty, you fat fucker
dang. fun while it lasted
Fuck you. Wincinatti is the only good trip there is.
shit. first dinky bomb, then yahoo pool, now this
qt cam in full force tonight
I enjoy his charts
Fuck you, there are no good trips. 4channel is anonymous for a reason. No one fucking cares who you are.
Kys for defending a trip, retard
>he's not a Wincinnati fan
Choke to death on dicks
extremely cringe and low iq post
R E S D
what a fucken ballgame
rip wincinatti
Sneks @ Doyers
What does /mlb/ think of Keith Law?
Imagine being a phillies fan
little too holier-than-thou, just like most of the writers from his generation
Could be worse. You could be a diamondwalks fan.
>starting pitcher dies
>all start hitting fielder breaks his tibia on a shitty foul hit
feelin pretty bad for the Angles right now tbqh
LGTSS
>twins minor leaguers
advanced stats are killing baseball.
change my mind.
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>CAIRG KRIMBEL
>SCUBA KEK
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Shut the fuck up you piece of shit. Stop posting with a trip, your identity is not relevant to this thread. No one fucking cares about you. Kys
>CUSB
OH I'M LAUGHIN
>KRIMBEL
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[DIVISION INTENSIFIES]
YES, THE BUCS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY, ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR!
Josh Bell make ya seethe?
>giving Darvish a contract
>giving Kimbrel a contract
THOSE FUCKING PIE RATS MAN
THE FUCKING PIE RATS
OUT OF NOWHERE
>CUSB
OH NO NO NO NO SCUBA KEK SCUBA DOOBA DOOOOOOOO
>cusb
>Cusb
>CUSB
craig krimbel lol
>Krimbel
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
More like Kraig Crumble lol
>lol cusb spam so funneh XD
Why is no one pointing out that detoilet just as blew it? Obsessed and rent free.
Wonder what would of happened had the Phillies gotten both Kechuel and Kimbrel over Harper. Two overrated pitchers sucking ass and having Nick Willams in right field full time would probably be the answer.
>2 catchers in the outfield
>Krimbel
>Darshit
O I am laffin
omigosh!
>detoilet
Who?
>cusb
OH NONO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
>27-53 team blew a lead
Woah man, crazy
>CUSB
Mind you Harpers contract is ass, but rather have one ass contract rather than the combined total Kechuel/Kimbrel would of wanted long term together.
>The desolate war-zone ruins of chiraq
>the favela of da norf side of chiraq
kek scuba kek
GO CUBS GO
LOLFAGS
Last I checked the sux were still under .500.
>Pierzynski career bWAR: 23.9
>Barrett career bWAR: 2.7
Quite the hot take, friend.
his career did
CUBS FAGGOT FANS IN THE TIGERS/SOX THREAD, THEYRE GETTING SHIT ON JUST LIKE THEIR TEAM LOL
>40-44
>4.5 games out (only three in loss column)
What a joke of a division.
AJ played in the show until he was 39, barret was trying to play baseball in korea and japan by the time he was 29 LMAO
Don't worry, they're playing the Cubs soon. They'll be over .500 in no time.
Let's go astros
>4.5 games separate all 5 teams
Divisions being decided by the all star break are way worse
MARINERS!
Dbacks falling apart again. Looks like the 31 year old rookie is ready to retire.
cubs lose oh no I'm so sad D:
>cusb
40% of all contact from Lester is 100+ exit velo
>should have retired with the other beer and chicken bros
Good game, Marlins. Stay mad, Mets.
you laugh at cubbies now but the we laugh end
Cringe
>scubbies
Big dick pete will sweep the HR derby with ease
keep thinking cubbie no coming back from season you dumb fuck has no idea
you dont know what hit you at end cubbie win it all stupid cry idiots
Go to sleep Darvish
How badly are the barves going to shit smack the cubes in the NLDS?
Cubs are shit. Shit!
Not as badly as how the Dodgers will slap the braves in the NLCS.
oooh you keep laugh at us we show u cubbie heart un end as we end winning series and parade day
Sorry I didn't know
>Nats
>RS
Gang
stronger. we got stronger thru hardship are bond gets gooder and you complain when take it to you .this make team strength
first braves take out 3 games easy peasy then dodger menace easy win 5 game then ws n we win this we have laugh last
YAY STROKEPOSTIES YAY!!!
As we evolve we'll go beyond the need for language
win we win world series seeth mlb u all seeth idiots
scuba duba du
where are yu
craig krimbel blew the ga-ame
Not as badly as how the AL team will slap the Dodgers in the World Series.
Why is Derek Deitrich so based bros?
Please stop bullying the white sox, they are trying their best
who? no one cares about that shitty ass team
ay as a cubs fan fuck this. I'm out. Can't deal with this negativity, it's FUCKED up. seriously this all you guys do? put other people down? this is fucking disgusting. wheres the morality? where are the ethics? where's the virtue
>40-42
>their best
LOL
>Craig Kimbrel, 2019: 0-1 record with 16.88 ERA
No refunds, Cubs.
>Almost .500
>not their best
You don't know the white Sox, m8
How can you look at that image of a cat and duck and still bully?
Hm, right. Well, that was funny but what actually happened was that when the Cubs were in Philly, and I was there they had a rally that took place and they went up to the stadium and they got to sing one of the songs off the 'Foo Fighters'-it's "Wake Up, I'm the One," and they took the mic and it actually sang that and it was amazing. The crowd did not seem to react. The next day the Cubs were in Cincinnati and they were on the national stage. There were thousands and thousands of people there and they were just fucking screaming at each other. And I would say what you guys're going through is exactly that. I'm sitting here telling you that it's a positive thing to go see the Cubs play, because you're going to hear the music and you're going to hear the fans and you're going to enjoy it, but it doesn't change the fact that you're putting people down with this crap.
/an/ is the best board
because he's from ohio
what the fuck
Shut the fuck up and stop posting
keep posting wincinnati, also fuck the cubs
>While New York fans may think they have the White Sox beat, the New York Post's Ed Barstow, on June 27 wrote, "No doubt some of the white-hot animosity between fans from the two states is understandable. And it would also be understandable if some of the Yankees' fans in Connecticut and New York thought there were white-hot animosity. But in recent weeks the animosity between the two groups — and the animosity that white-hot resentment creates — has gotten so heated that New Yorkers — especially those who work at Yankee Stadium — have decided that the greatest insult on sports soil is a New York Yankees fan's inability to shut down a New York Yankees game."
>This past Sunday, it got even worse.
>According to the Chicago Tribune, while attending the game, a Chicago native named Chris, who did not give his family's last name, confronted an unidentified woman from a New York City street who was trying to talk to him about the White Sox. "She pointed in my direction at him and said, 'I thought it was all the Yankees. So you see how the Yankees are,'" says Chris. "After saying that, she said, 'You think this is some weird thing happening here because I'm from New York?'"
>At this writing, the White Sox have released a statement that says, "As a sports franchise, the Chicago White Sox is confident in the fans that come through our gates, and our fans' support for our team and our franchise is the true heart of the Chicago spirit. We are proud to have these faithful supporters around us, and I'm sure they share with us the joy and energy of those times. We understand that a lot of this negative attention was caused by people on social media, and I will respect them and try to make them feel welcome by taking every opportunity I can to discuss this team and our players during the next seven days."
>He finally turns his trip off to talk to himself
Was this taken from an archive in the 1900s?
Gee mister
fuck the cubs go
listed
CARL JR FOR 15 mil or w/e the fuck they're paying his washed up mick ass
>craig KRIMBEL
hm. just gimme some time.. it appears somoene has gone psycho again. let me solve the puzzle... ill scuba the kek
Fucking kill yourself you stupid tripfag. Don't ever post again
Listed.
be careful not to kek the scubbie
oh you fucking idiot YOU FUCKING MORONIC PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW NOTHING DIE FUCKER DIE!!!!!!
>As for the actual Mets, they haven't lost since June 29 and look well poised to return to baseball's Division Series for just the fourth time in 17 years.
why is this one user so angry at trips? no one's even talking to you gosh calm down
4channel is an ANONYMOUS imageboard. No one gives a fuck who anyone is.
then don't pay them no mind
>"We're all in an odd rhythm here," Epstein said Wednesday morning on WFAN. "I'd like to get over it, so I'd rather make it clear that I don't feel bad about it.
>"You guys need to make this easier. We'll fix that. And it'll be okay. People know how to be OK. We're all OK. You've got some players who we're gonna be OK with. But we need to address this as quickly as possible. I wouldn't be upset if it was in the next couple of games."
>Maybe that'll get you ready for the inevitable.
Hm.. we're working very hard, anonymously. We are going to return Yea Forums to greatness.. hm...
No, I will bully every single tripfag I see. Fuck you
how does bajp trigger the lifelong like no other?
Fuck you
no fuck you
oh these tripwad motherfuckers!!!..
>According to the Chicago Tribune, while attending the game, a Chicago native named Chris, who did not give his family's last name, confronted an unidentified woman from a New York City street who was trying to talk to him about the White Sox. "She pointed in my direction at him and said, 'I thought it was all the Yankees. So you see how the Yankees are,'" says Chris. "After saying that, she said, 'You think this is some weird thing happening here because I'm from New York?'"
I can't parse this at all. what the fuck is this supposed to mean? there's no way to tell who is talking about who or what in this paragraph
As a barves fan I'm for one glad we went with Keuchel
Fuck you. Stop fucking posting cunt
>Not content with just trying to get up and take a selfie with him after the game, Chris ended up trying to confront the man on the other side of the stadium. He says, "I told him I had a game with the White Sox, that I was a New York City kid, so I could handle myself as I thought I should. He continued to ignore me and keep talking. He never really apologized, never called me for an interview about the situation and never said, 'Please don't say things like that, because I get it.'"
>The Washington Nationals have agreed to place closer D.J. LeMahieu on the 15-day disabled list with right retrograde shift surgery. LeMahieu, 30, underwent surgery to remove three vertebrae and had minor surgery on the shoulder, though he had not practiced and could not report for batting practice.
>"The surgery on his shoulder took him down three days to two days," manager Matt Williams said on ESPN Radio's "Mike Francesa and Ken Rosenthal Show."
Imagine getting swept by the Braves and bucs in one season lmao
>On Tuesday, Keuchel, 31, agreed to a three-year contract ($25 million salary) that carries him through next spring and is guaranteed $18 million of the $34 million to become a free agent. He will make $9.75 million next year.
>The Astros will save about $3 million by releasing Keuchel this year, which leaves them $2.2 million in payroll space. (Last season, they were in the middle of the pack, $1.2 million more than they had projected.) The team also will cut back its payroll at the same time as it increases pitchers, while using a $25 million payroll cap to negotiate salary discounts with free agents.
>The Astros already have about $22 million available (or $13 million if a player is released in 2016, and the team re-signs him). Keuchel was under contract through 2020, but under the new rule, teams must pay half of his guaranteed salary in 2019 to keep it under cap. The New York Giants did that last year.
>Keuchel's agent, Rich Paul of ProPublicas, could not be reached for comment Tuesday. The Astros said last week that they expect the sides to continue negotiating into August.
>Keuchel, a two-time 30-win Cy Young winner, has hit .281 with a .542 OPS.
Games won by White Sox today: 2
Games won by Cubs today: 0
Here comes the who sux fans out of the woodswork.
The Cubs are a very good team right now and they should be one of the more interesting teams in the NL Central, but they have something special going on. The Cubs had a .500 home record entering the day. Their previous best was .455. They also had a 2.07 runs per game pace when the weather was nice for them. The first eight games, the Cubs had a record of 2-1. Then, their runs allowed fell to 2.11 per game. Then the rain turned around and the Cubs went 3-1. They have played three straight games with at least 11 innings since then and that includes a sweep on Saturday.
we surrender
White Sox win 2 games 1 day
How many games did your team win today?
BOS: Sale continues to get strikeouts and give up home runs and there's no middle ground with this guy
Ty based whited socks
cute little cusb bandwagoner
So what have we learning? The Orioles are trying to sell you on a young player with some potential, but he doesn't have a bunch of bats yet, and with what appears to be a glut of outfielders in this market, he shouldn't have much of an impact on the game, even if he's one of the top players on the market right now.
Craig Kimbrel lol
The Cubs' winless streak is tied with Kansas City for longest of 2019, longest since June 22 (5) and longest since July 19, 2010.
>Krimbel*
you fucking mental midget, can't even spell a guy's name right
Jeb Ligier was really the perfect match for the Marlins, because he didn't even need a lot of hitters to win. He has two years of control, a young team and he's young enough to take full advantage of the opportunity he's given. He can be pretty damn effective when he hits, and he did that again yesterday. He got seven hits on eight hits while striking out eight and walking one and adding a run on a one-run HR to go along with four runs scored.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
White Sox fans: 2 GAMES WIN
Me: What a great meme format
You: *hopefully reading this post*
Me again: uwu this is just like furry speak
Why is this facebook meme now suddenly all over Yea Forums? Remember when it uses to be the other way around?
YEAH WHITE SOX BABYYYYYYY WE'RE GONNA TKAE IT TO YA WE'RE GONNA SCORE ALL THE RUNS WE'RE GONNA WIN THE GAMES WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS WE'RE GONNA ADVANCE AND ADVANCE BECAUSE WE GOT EXPLOSIVE ELOY, GLAMOROUS GIOLITO, CHIVALROUS CEASE, AMAZING ANDERSON, MAGNIFICENT MONCADA,COOL COLOME, MARVELOUS MCCANN, ROLLING RODON, AWESOME ABREU, YEAHHHHHHH BABY
>nobody meme
Normalfag detected
>ROLLING RODON
Off his bed?
spotrac hasn't updated with Kimbrel yet, but how are the cusb current spending 230+ million and have been BTFO'd by the reds(15) and pirates(27) so badly?
y-y-y-y-ikes!
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED THE DIGITS!!!! HE SICKED EM BROS... HE FUCKING SICKED EM HARD N GOOD
Leave.
SICK HIM AJ
>be yankees
>win
The Farhan magic is working already, fellas.
Dead dads for all
sick em on a stick aj
>be mest
>lose
Poor Machaddy. Stuck on that shithole franchase. Needs to request a trade to my Yanks in a couple years.
He should have came to the White Sox.
retard alert
it's sad how that happens. There are players that get through the rebuild and then get traded at the first sight of the team winning again and then have to spend the rest of their career on anothrer rebuilding team... depressing
Starlin Castro.exe
Are the gaywers, dare i say it, kek?
pls keep winning until july 29th
I really really hope to god that Jerry will do the right thing and keep Jose forever. He can and will be our new Paulie. The man ate his passport to get here for chrissakes!
>tlose vs A'ss
is there a way for both teams to lose a game?
pretty much. It isn't fair
Abreu then went on to add: "There's a big hole there, the pitching rotation, it's not looking good right now, and we probably won't win again."
The addition of former Cy Young Award winner James Shields could prove to be an early boost for the organization. After being designated for assignment, Shields (27-22) is eligible to return by July 31, 2019 and should be able to sign on for a contract worth $18 million in 2020.
It's okay Covey will be back soon.
I hope the Cusb pick him up so we can trade Eloy and Cease plus salary plus down arrow
IMO, Shields should go back to the NL and have an easier time pitching.
someone post the comic
I think he can do well because pitchers are more disciplined in the big leagues right now and he'll have a long career ahead of him at the plate, so he could benefit from being used more to strike out guys and not to make contact. But the Giants have good starting pitching, too, and I think Shields should take advantage of that.
How does it feel, whos fans? Years of tanking only to have any potential playoff runs end in a cucking by the yaks and lastros, who will be around for at least a decade
white sox kek
Hell I'll take the postseason
it's been over 10 years now
It already felt amazing with the Bears even though that drought was "only" 7 years
One unironic post for a white sock
Right now I will gladly take a winning season even. It's been 7 years now. Don't think it'll happen this year but next year with Kopech back and Robert up and everyone else has another year of experience. It should finally end the losing season streak I'm hopeful.
He really should have. Neither team was gonna win a WS, atleast the Whos have decent history and a cool brand. Though the dumbass Whos did lowball him.
>yfw 2005 was 24 years ago
I turned off the Cardinal game in disgust then they scored 4 runs...why don't the cards want me to watch them? I'm afraid to turn it back on and ruin the lead.
TY BASED [WHITE] SOX
When you see a bad performance in your sport, and it's not your fault, you don't immediately get mad at the players, coaches, owners or managers. You're just relieved to be alive, but you don't cry. You try to be as rational as possible, or you blame the players. You try to explain the play, why you were wrong and correct some of the errors. No one thinks anything about it, just shrug, take it along on the ride home and go about your day. And as you get home, you're still on the bus, watching "Sesame Street."
The fact that that the player made an error, did something that hurt or distracted him from the task or purpose of the game, or did the right thing – those are the decisions the player made. It is those decisions that are being judged by sports.
My advice is to enjoy sports for what it is, because you are not a human being (no, "not" is more accurate). In that case, you can't fault the player for trying to do his job.
>boomers got to watch Albert Pujols set records
>now zoomers are watching Josh Bell set records over Pujol's records
kill thre white sock idiot
He got into the 2nd deck box at least 20 rows deep on an OPPOSITE FIELD homer. Just how?
>boomers
nigger I'm 23 and I remember him in his prime clearly
It was truly special to witness Pujols become a baseball god. Who is Josh Bell?
*win until July 31st
Then we’ll make some stupid ass trade and fall off come September
The next commissioner will void every record set during the steroid ball era anyways.
Lol the [based] white Sox won more games in one day than the entirety of the cubs last season
>Betsy Ross’ iconic American flag of the 16th century was painted over in a new Cubs uniform today by Team President Theo Epstein and will be placed prominently in the field while the team plays the Padres tonight.
>It's all part of an ongoing effort among the Cubs to make the team more inclusive: At a press conference today, Epstein acknowledged they are not the first team in the modern era to do it.
Who else did it?
albert fuckholes kek
Fucking attention whores
ur mom bitch lmao
And this is why the juiced ball is retarded
LETS GO GO CHICAGO WHITE SOOOOOOX
How did no Cardinal's reliever record a save with a 3 run margin?
>twins going deep into extra innings again
>5 consecutive walk-off's at home
The 3 run margin only matters if you pitch at least one full inning (and less than 3, because if you pitch 3 it's a save no matter the run difference). If there's a pitching substitution after the start of the 9th inning, the tying run needs to be on deck for it to be a save situation. Martinez came in with 0 runners on, thus the tying run wasn't on deck.
M V P
Based Centralbros
The bottom line is, unless there are no runs you're likely to score 1, so if you've only pitched once or as few as 3 times, it's not really worth it to sacrifice one of your bases. I guess you could say that if the batter has runners on for a 2 inning game with 2 outs and no one on base, the margin is not that important, but then again, if the batter has runners on for a 3 innings game with 2 outs and only 5 runners on the mound, it actually will matter.
How do we stop this zoomer fuck? Stupid zoomer face too.
Bet he plays fortnite too.
Petition Manfred to put the real balls back.
DJ LaChadieu will get a championship before Mike Fish. Enjoy your regular season awards simp.
>28
HOLY FINNA BASED MY YANKEES CONFIRMED WINNING THIS YEAR!!! GET FUCKED SCRUBS!
Beligod makin ya seethe?
my ex though my superstition about baseball was hilarious, on how i'd think the team was playing well because i was watching or not watching, and how something bad would happen when i'd go take a shit and i'd blame myself for not watching lol. or if something good happened while i was taking a shit, id turn the game off when i got back because i decide that me watching the game was causing the team to do poorly.
retard!! retard alert!
Sandwiches are not girlfriends
>Still no 3 game losing streak
one day, me and her will go on a date to Cracker Barrel, and it will be the best date in dating history of all time.
Can't stop this chad
>tloses
>and it will be the best date in dating history of all time.
If it happens please keep your /mlb/ros updated
Nah. The best player on my team actually wins and looks like a man.
Except he can't even do that because Mike Trout fatigue kicked in 3 years into his career. Dude is going to end up with like 3 MVPs and 15 robberies
Friendly reminder that all tripfags should be gassed and if you post with a trip, you should unironically be castrated
Too bad he acts like a bitch.
hm.
no need for castration
my wife doesnt let me cum in her
her boyfriend will be impregnating her
I swear to God I will. I think it's fate that a fat pig dodger dog eater like her is destined to meet a slightly above medium sized man like me and chicago italian sausage and beef and cause me to lose what little control i maintain on my diet i have thus far to not be a full on fatso. When the dodgers lose their 3rd WS this year, and the white sox win in 2021, she'll be a white sox lifelong, and we'll live together and both get up to 600 lbs and then live off checks from /fatkino/ on TLC.
my man! I made a pretzel bun sandwich earlier oooh ooh OHH!! hit the fucking spot. Slice of gouda, meunster, ham, honey ham, london broil, salami, lettuce (for the look) and some oils and boom that's a fucking sammy right there! /fatkino/ ftw!!!
Absolutely fucking kill yourself. Don't ever post on 4channel again. Go to fucking Reddit with your shitty trips
>slightly above medium sized man like me
>slightly above medium sized
>slightly
give him a meal "to die" for. cut the chandelier
pretzel buns yum...
@93965069
Fuck you you fat neckbeard piece of shit, don't fucking reply to me ever again. Gonna fucking castrate you myself if I ever see you.
Sick em AJ
#tipfags #centriebros
i agree, anyone who posts here with a trip should be immediately murdered.
of course, anyone who posts here without one should, too
gotta go multi cheese with the pretzel bun man. along with a higher tier mustard. i actually fucking hate low tier fucking terrible shit mustard like frenches mustard. i rather ketchup on the goddamned thing.
execute tripfags, .45acp to the back of the head while they kneel in humiliation .
I just want people to know it's me
I got a ahead of myself
b-b-b-bbased!!!!
Cringing at all you tripfags right now. You're like cockroaches
Who's playing who?... can someone please solve this mystery
youtube.com
Where in the name of Xrist is Godgers
dude meunster and gouda work well imo, I could put a cheddar slice on their and make it a yummy x 2 though. s for mustard definitely
All you gay ass tripfags turn off your unnecessary fucking trips. You're on the wrong site you pieces of shit.
Also, friendly reminder that every time you reply to me it makes it that much harder for you to waste other people's time with your shit baseball opinions
Fuck this shit, i'm going to go wait for stranger things season 3. Peace out, losers!
oh you
meant, oh you can die now asshole
@93965165
At least you turned your shitty trip off. It has nothing to do with anything you're doing on this board. Now don't ever @ me again or I'll kill you
let's all just settle down, this is fucking psychotic
No u
kiss my ass while I keep contributing to the website existing and improving while you do nothing, just like you do nothing for the US economy but be a fat sponge gathering up over a grand in beetus meds a month when just walking 4-5 days a week would have the same benefit(but you probably are one of those fatsos that has gout at age 22 and can't walk so i need to be "sensitive" to your "cuhndishuns".
can't wait to be shot and killed by this rabble rouser
Kek, imagine seething THIS HARD
I'm sorry but who's in the Hall of Fame? You? No, you're a fucking sweaty man child frothing at the mouth over "triggering" Astros fans for no apparent reason when in reality, your team probably has never had a player like him and the closest would be Michael Young, whose hit total is 1000 less. You probably have never heard of Michael Young until now because your first sport is handegg. Once again, suck my balls.
The bantz have been unleashed! Destroyed that fuckin fool.
can't you just go back to discord already? you guys are the worst posters on this general.
holy fucking one hit KO
HE MOPPED THE FLOOR WITH THE LIL BITCH NIGA!
>unironically supporting tripfags
Dilate
can anyone explain the new dilate meme for me please? an ole buckaroo like me aint in touch with the youngins now adays
its a medical procedure for your vagina (male)
Sick em AJ
hm.. get em bailey... you can solve it...
don't know what was said except "sucking dick" regardless you sound gay dawg
You got all the important information
Baseball is the single greatest sport in history. That much people know, at least, from watching or hearing someone describe it—or, worse, listening to someone explain it, and then thinking that those descriptions are exactly what happened—is that it is about a bunch of players. Aces and Red Sox, Hall-of-Famers and all-time players, players who were born, lived, ate, breathed, talked to and loved baseball, to be sure, but at least a few hundred or so players who've played there.
Baseball is also the single greatest team sport ever invented, and yet it turns out that most sports teams have at least two of them. Basketball has six and football eight, while rugby has seven, baseball has eight, rugby and golf each have nine.
Baseball. It's all baseball. It's the most competitive sport, the most exciting, the most exciting team sport, the one sports fan in college probably loves more than any other sport. Of course, most people in a large country won't get that, because it's just too far away, from home or from school or wherever they go. In sports (and perhaps most of other life) there is a great deal of uncertainty on everything from the game itself to which team is winning or losing, and when those things are, which seems to be at the forefront of every decision made by the people making those decisions. There are other factors, like the speed of the game, like home field advantage, but this is the one the MLB is interested in. It's probably the very factor that has put baseball at the forefront in popularity. So, if you're in the same company as the Major League Baseball, you're in business.
hi vocaroo posters and welcome to the list
What would you trade to get Will Smith?
>be tripfag
>be the worst poster on Yea Forums
>shit up every thread they're in
Tripcodes were a mistake desu
I had no idea
Hogtie him...drag him into town..call the Marshall and tell him I caught the big one.
Uwaa~!
Short haired
Horse faced
Tomboys
Rascal.
Keep on posting boy...
Post good. GOOD post, even better
For criminy's sake football head
this is unreal and I'm scared as fuck!
lmao a based and #blessed day for my brother from another mother
My #blessedbro we keep the faith John 3:16... based is whe who dunks on nerds
>Doyers win
ARIBA!!!
based cubyals
Now that is a based picture
Bros, they can't keep bullying our shitty pitchers like that. It's not fair
Alright, from a man's perspective, I'll admit it. I like sports!
never thought I'd see the day /mlb/ became worse than /nba/ and it's in the middle of the season too. is this a false flag operation from /hoc/? the meme war ended 4 years ago come on
White Sox
Shut the hell up Portugal.
/nba/ and /mlb/ are the best generals because they're not full of cringe super serious boomers. thats why /nfl/ sucks.
/nfl/ is for fags.
>dicks herpes
Mornin spee
How bout them BASED [WHITE] SOX?
Today's the day we hit .500 again. Then they'll respect us.
You realize there are teams that are easily 20 games over .500 right?
God doesn't exist.
No shit you little dumbfuck
They aren't the white Sox tho
And then there's the Dodgers.
hahahahahahahaha fucking faggot
>tfw it's not possible to win 2 games in a day again today
Feels bad whitesoxbros. Feels bad.
>some low iq southerner actually threw back the Harper home run ball
>Phillies don't play in Philadelphia on July 4th
wtf
>/nba/ is a good general
>/nba/
>good
Beating the Cubs twice to hurdle over them before the all-star break would be so based (not that I think about the Cubs or anything)
FACT: the reds will win the NLC
>not watching and rooting for America's team on the 4th of july
Nationals are not America’s team you Buffon
>calling someone a 'buffon'
>not spelling buffoon correctly
>oh the irony
>you're goddamn right the nats are America's team
>nats are americas team
>team was formerly in canada
It's a new world. Adapt. Or die.
>Adapt. Or die.
>Nats still haven't won a playoff series since they became a team
>didn't adapt and died
true
As a franchise, they're vastly improved in the short time they've been in DC. Meanwhile, the Phillies spent 330 million dollars and still suck.
>Meanwhile, the Phillies
have won a title and playoff series since the nats moved
how sad is that, the >lillies are still better
And about to get passed in the standings. How's our sloppy 2nds taste?
>330
>Bregman vs Pederson in the 1st round of the HR Derby
The winner gets to face Goldschmidt for the title of best Jewish athlete
>0 rings
>0 Pennants
>0 Playoff wins
>0 hope
>0 fans
>n0ts
Fred Goldman has a Heisman Trophy.
>America's team
The Yankees, Cardinals? Braves because of TBS back in the day? Nobody gives a shit about the Nationals.
>phillies
>yankees
lol
This isn't hockey, you don't get trophies for being ahead in the standings.
Is that what you say to yourself as you're getting your shit pushed in by the Marlins? Does it help?
>another year passes by as MLB refuses to capitalize on 4th of July and make it their holiday, as NFL did Thanksgiving or NBA did Christmas
Every other team is off. They should have round the clock baseball starting at 12 with some of their best matchups, along with a great prime time game and special national anthem and shit.
I'm not a Phillies fan, or a fan of any NL East team for that matter.
I thought the Nats weren't allowed to do Expos throwbacks
>comes from Canada
That's too American. Be considerate of non american teams in the league.
DC does it. 11 AM starts. Flyovers. Giant flags. Patriotic uniforms.
>America's team
>mfw our country came from Britain
>this small crowd for Nats-Marlins
I knew those ticket prices I saw were bullshit, I should've been able to get nosebleeds for less than 20 bucks, fucking third party jewburgs trying to charge more because it's a holiday
Good thing I didn't go, would've overslept anyway with the 11am start time
Ah yes the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Where's he going?
Mike is too opinionated. If CC wasn’t going to ESPN, he should have done it.
Yankees? Corporate America's team, maybe.
Cardinals? Fly over America's team, maybe.
>barves? Racist America's team, maybe.
The White Sox are Americas team. Merry 4th of July.
Two AL central teams would be the prime candidates if they weren't in that division so he's going to the braves for a top pitching prospect and their second or third best hitting prospects
The Braves' rotation is ass so............
Their bullpen is more ass. They have Luke Jackson closing. He barely even made the team back in March.
Yeah. They don't look so good when they play real teams.
Just heard about this site last week on fangraphs. Haven't tried it out but it sounds fun.
Still gonna get atomic booty blasted by the Cubs or Brewers
Wearing my lucky free beers collar to give the Cubs some good luck tonight.
How could they on america day!
based
>Cubs or Brewers
>good
do people really think this?
astros desu
hey /mlb/ how are you celebrating this 4th of july?
It's funny how Rodney use to piss me off just by looking at him with that stupid hat tilt he does and now he closes for my team
I was just thinking the very same thing.
>mixed feelings
99mph
>rags
The one instance of them being based. Fuck Canada and all leaf lovers.
>rags
my cubbies :)
I'll fucking kill you
I honestly had no idea.
sorry
oh my gosh im sorry :(
i dropped the ball sorry ;_;
Yikes
2nd place baby
Is there a single franchise more embarassing than the Montreal Bay Maple Rays?
ahem
"""""""""""""""My"""""""""""""""" New York Metropolitans. And the Cusb.
>I haven't always been a fan of big league pitchers, especially in left field. This is a position where I'm seeing significant value, and a guy who is actually very good at it, is Jhonny Peralta.
>His 2.6 average fastball velocity and 1.9 average slider value, coupled with plus defense make him a perfect fit for the Cardinals. His power potential is evident; not only has Peralta slashed .294/.359/.458 from last year, he also has stolen 15 bases and had 31 doubles for the year.
>Peralta finished a nice third in NL with just 10 strikeouts in 28 innings last year, and he'll be the biggest disappointment for a team with a loaded rotation.
>replacing replacements
Is there a single franchise more embarassing than the Montreal Bay Maple Rays? Let's break that down.
The problem
The real elephant in the room about the Toronto Maple Leafs roster, when you consider all these changes made over the last few years, is that there aren't that many people in it that are completely off the ice. Most are either working or teaching, or making their living outside of the sport. I was shocked for you to know how many people still live in Toronto and still play baseball (despite all the changes to the game). The Leafs organization doesn't spend a lot of money on players to try to add value for the fans, so in order to get younger players you may have to trade some players. This means some of those who don't make it onto games are left sitting in a waiting list, or if they're young that they don't make the cut into the next year's roster.
The real tragedy:
Many of the people on the roster aren't even players. They might be great and well-paid position players or just not very well known. Some of these guys aren't even considered for the Opening Night roster! Some guys have been on the team forever now… Some of those guys don't even get to do a game!
>Montreal Bay Steve
LMAO!
Atlanta has a trio of big hitters in Matt Kemp, Miguel Gonzalez and Freddie Freeman, so it won't be too difficult to get Kemp traded or someone else to get Gonzalez and Freeman going for a solid starting rotation. If the Royals or Blue Jays can snag the Rangers top pitching prospect, it would make good business sense to move up to acquire that pitcher or something else in hopes that he or she can lead off the pen against the Indians.
just made some salad, gonna smoke weed and watch baseball cause Im not working today
>only the leaf replied
based leaf stoner
Yolmer injured
NOW can we see Mendick?
sweet justice lol. I don't care who is on the rays, they don't deserve to be represented in the all star game. ever.
>bustnaldo bustpez
CUBS vs. PIRATES
CUBBERS vs. PYREES
nyy v tb gamethread
NEEEEEW ABOAAAAAAARD
I'll make the new thread, houspie
new
Wow, they capitulated to the woke Twitter mob in record time.