Why is the world so obsessed with us

British excellence makes people seethe. Especially countries that have only existed for a couple hundy and have no culture.

To be fair playing the Republic of Genoa and cucking the eternal (((VeneziANO))) out of trade posts makes for a fun round of CK2.

based genoa living in Yea Forums's head rent free

Republic of Genoa

They're jealous that we're going to win the world cup in 11 days

They aren't. Have one look at Birmingham and tell me other people should be jealous of your country lol.

>Brit thread
>Germans swarm it with comments

Like clockwork

Personally, I like the English. I think we're passed the rivalry. But I know people who fon't particularly like the English and the reasoning is usually the perception that you are snobbish or think you're better than everyone else. Most Irish when they say they 'hate d brits' mean the government and royal famaily not everyday working class people

personally just want you lot to watch cricket.

Also this.
Might only be banter but it's easily taken the wrong way

I don't hate them, they are just fun to shitpost with. I wish we had more rivalries with them.

Everyday working class people voted to start up the troubles again so they could get blue passports made in France.

The whole fucking place is insane, I can't wait to move back.

It's what happens when you're the protagonists of history

>resorting to terrorism because you don't want to flash your passport once a month when you drive down the road
Ladies and gentlemen, the Irish.

But all jokes aside we did smash the fuck out of you in WW2

you cunts could just play proper footer

This

We are by far the most successful country on earth in terms of military prowess, land conquered, sporting achievements, entertainment achievements, scientific achievements. And thst is not per capita rhat is all together. We are still number one even while being a tiny island nation.

Fucking based how amazing we are, I would honestly kill myself being any other country, they are all irrelevant except maybe China

Way to miss the point, fella, but crack on.

If your country didn't have troops in Stalingrad you don't even count as participant.

Just imagine if we didn't exist. Everyone would've been conquered by the Spanish and probably died out from all the diseases we eventually cured.

>pic related

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>no Carolingians
>no Habsburg Empire
>no Ottomans
>no Mongols
>no absolutist France
absolute state of your curriculum, dude

I'd rather die out. World is shit

Where are they now?

America would suffer the worst without us. Think: you'd either be a bigger Mexico or a bigger Canada. Fucking state of that.

In the chapters after the Roman Empire.

ottomans and mongols just went about raping people hardly at the forefront of world development

why are there not england and scotland flags in Yea Forums?

Nah aussie rules is just too fun to ever not play. Aus vs england in aussie rules would be kino though.
But most inportantly, please watch the cricket world cup. Your boys are in the semifinals

Your capital is simply a place to smoke weed and get a hooker and you have a pop at us kek

Birmingham is shit though

>HURR IT'S COMING HOME FAGGOTS WE ALREADY WON THIS DURRRR WORLD CHAMPS LA LETS CELEBRATE EVEN IF WE HAVENT DONE SHIT YET REST OF THE WORLD SUCKS
>w-why do you guys are mean t-to us after we l-lost?

>jf not getting the joke
Imagine my surprise

>Can't handle the banter and whine about it like pussies everytime England lose which is every single fucking time

it is just funny to realize that you cannot take a little banter despite the stereotypes

So small, yet so strong. Naturally it makes people a little riled up.

Did today la, proper good weren't it

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Africa

>still falling for it

>When people hear spanish thinks about México
>When people hear english thinks about USA

No one care about english people

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>REEEEE WHY DO YOU CELEBRATE WHEN YOU WIN!
>REEEEE WHY DO YOU WHINE WHEN YOU LOSE!

>caring about nu-pakistan

Your whole country fell for a woman sipping an imaginary tea

>invent the civilised world (and the USA)
Is it any wonder?

>When people hear spanish thinks about México
Not in first world countries

>WHEN YOU WIN

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>When Mexicans hear English they think USA
ftfy
Just because you're a vassal to the USA doesn't mean everyone else thinks the same

brits celebrate before the final while we do it after
differente culture i suppose

So you never celebrated a goal or win that wasn't in a final? What a dull bunch of faggots

we're really not, you're gifted at satisfying your thirst for attention because you speak american and resemble us from a distance, metaphorically.

We don't say that it's coming home until it's actually home

>do nothing
>wait for the usa and russia to save your ass

you said win you didnt talk about goals

>When people hear spanish thinks about México

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See:
Ok, ignore goals in what I said. You don't celebrate wins if they're not a final? What a dull bunch of faggots

It is coming home

There are more Muslim citizens in your country than mine. Fun fact.

lmao

Guess Muslims have the sense to recognise a great country

Doesn't surprise me, why would anyone want to live in your shithole country

Say it after me guise: .......

.......

Stay delusional, BONG

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to be fair. You and the Dutch were the best thing that ever happened to the Islamic Empires.

Well. that one's that can't get in mine, settle for yours statistically speaking.

Sad obsessed kanker. How many times have you posted this shit image?

Was Croatia a former British colony? You live and learn.

He's an Afghan.

Kek yes I'm sure people migrate from far and wide to live in Kuwait

Do the ones that can't get in get put on a Kuwaiting list?

Do the one's that want to get in have to Ku for long?

Not many countries that weren't former colonies to be fair

The thing with us is we lose alot but we actually get to the important games to lose, you bums can't even get that far.

England loses the important games, the rest of you lose long before then.

Statistically speaking 70% of our population isn't actually from here.

Kinda, but it's a list that never really moves, cause our welfare state is a spoiled abomination, and if the rest of the muslim world realized how we lived they'd try to kill us.

Im sorry I was distracted looking for imaginary trophies. What is it you said?

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*correction*

They'd try to kill us again.

You learn something new every day. Congratulations on your minority of natives

Yeah man, if they ever decide to turn on us we're fucked. Not gonna lie,

Are you the City fan?

No

mit Alex Morgan :)

don't make me laugh

the EU being an undemocratic soulless entity is the true blackpill bro.

and India, and Caribbean and America, and parts of Africa. Everywhere we conquered progressed with us. It's like how wherever the Romans conquered became better for it. England became much more progressed than Scotland because of the roman occupation.