Why are we so good at football?

>implying we want Russian shitholes

Considering they only have like 40k people living there I would say they are doing pretty good. Out of all European microstates they are probably the best.

Miralem Pjanic

it's where Barbosas go

Seriously, I went once to Luxembourg and it spoke almost as Portuguese in the street or in the shops

Leandro Barreiro

>we
t. Nbongo

Well actually you aren't, but ngubu is very talented, train him and sell him for 80 million and let him win for you

Used to be ours but they fucked off when we got a female monarch
ergo they are based and redpilled

>implying you aren't a russian shithole

charlemagne's spirit

Belgium, Netherlands and Luxembourg should all be part of France.

its a slow invasion

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Meanwhile, we are taking over Portugal

You probably don't know anything about anywhere except the location of the nearest McDonalds, you disgusting sack of shit

And yet I still cant get a cute Brazilian GF.
Explain that.

France should be part of Belgium

nothing of note there desu completely irrelevant

Flanders part of belgium should just be dutch, wallonian part belong to french. Belgium is a fake country.

Social autists have no chance of getting a GF of any nationality.

This

Fucking Based. Love me some bunda with sotaque.

>Luxembourg

Tax haven in europe. Use this info wisely.

Based

Based Nizozemac. Belgium existing is the biggest joke in this clown world.

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I hope global warming turns your house into a coral reef.

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belgium isn't a fake country, new world countries are fake countries., belgium existed for a long time even before they were independent

next you'll tell me Bosnia's a real country

because our team is made entirely of africans

based nigel

it is.

Soon.

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the bosnian people have a long history

Of retardation. That's why we had to step in.

yeah, 20 years very soon

Montenegro and Iceland would wipe floor with them

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I have a Bosniak housemate. He's a disgusting sack of shit who doesn't understand how a bin works, who throws his garbage out if the windows (not fucking kidding, he smokes while taking a shit in the toilet and throws his empty cigarette packs, along with empty water bottles and packets of crisps he inexplicably brings to his shitting sessions, right out of the fucking window), doesn't wash his dishes, and claims that he can't take ou the garbage or clean the kitchen because he's a muslim and can't touch pork. Fuck that Balkans ape

Why does Europe allow these retarded micro states to exist? Luxembourg, Monaco, Vatican etc... just annex that shit already.

nope. new world countries existed way back in antiquity, they've just been rearranged. Guess what else got rearranged?

yes they just came out of nowhere right?

Please stop.