/cric/ England vs New Zealand

how are indians prisons?
dutch prisons are pretty comfy

>new zealand has two most pathetic losses this wc
grim don't think they'd winning the semi

>could I have FRONT FOOT first please

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What is this Bira stuff they're serving at the grounds anyway? Tasted like piss.

who is The Shockmaster of cricket?

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very bad lad

>imagine scoring less than 200 runs
oh no no no

It's a beer so yeah. btw which one you got? bira white is good

World cups are a diamond dozen.

How much will this loss dent NZ’s NRR?

so the strategy is to win the toss and bat first

Cricket is haram.
Dont play western sports brothers.

disgraceful

ah the enemy of the free peoples of middle earth arrives

kashmir belongs to us

death to cows

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>I'm a convicted rapist
kek

remember earlier when the thread was exclusively the boys (nz aus uk) and it was peak friendly banter and now the third worlders, yanks and that refugee who posts on Yea Forums literally all day have the nerve to wake up

Most pathetic team in the semis. What a wasted slot.

there is no way pak can qualify

my fellow channers at the start of the day were saying it was impossible to catch
but NZ seem to be getting btfo as we speak so who knows

they convict rapists in india?

you are a munafiq if you support this sport brother, turn your back on it now and i will forgive you

less than 0.2

hmmm not surprised

what if they scored over 400 and got 10 wickets in 10 balls vs Bangladesh?

are they MATHEMATICALLY out or "All but" out

Tamim Iqbal dropping that catch yesterday

thats not enough, at this point pakistan need a 500 run victory

genuinely fucking hate this sheepshagging cunts, they literally will only reach the semis because their match against india rained out
hope their bus crashes later and all their players die and we get another team in the semis

>it's muh 1992 all over again

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is outback truckers kino?

Think we’re peaking at the right time probably going to get India at Edgbaston again in the semis it’s all coming good

stay indoors if you're in a paki area lads

there's going to be rioting

They are out and stop being an autist

how are relations between Bangladesh and Pakistan? Now that Bangla is eliminated from contention, will the Pakis try to convince them to hand over the match?

be quiet brit scum

the world will destory this sport one day when we take control

fugg
I just wanted the Pak/Bang game to have meaning

what an anti-climax
These last 4 games are going to be shit

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pretty sure only niggers riot in this country

lads you know the hobbit with the pipe. what does it mean?

Is there a table anywhere vwith live NRR lads?

this applies to you too, turn you back on this infidel sport

DO NOT PLAY THE GAMES OF ENGLISHMEN

it is disgraceful they support the sport but wont get angry about the real issues like whites still existing

Only meme matches are left

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Does Pakistan still believe in the “1992 all over again” meme?

time for memes

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>live NRR
we don't have the technology

>4 million people
>only upper class white people play or watch cricket
>beat the entire third world for a semi spot
>get that spot from bullying said third worlders
I understand your seethe but you must understand, this is the outcome I like best

Could Australia lose to Souf Africa?

yes they do, pathetic bunch

>Both teams out
>Both teams out
>Half interesting because of ranking but SL are too shit for it to be fun
>See above

zzzz

INFIDELS

hope another earthquacke hits you and makes your roof crash on your mum and you have to witness her crushed body

Business idea: New Zealand uses their bowlers as opening batsmen.

oh nonononononono

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No one can beat Australia now LEAF.

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Not in this World cup. Aussies are just too good.

reminder that despite having SEVEN TIMES the population, India only have ONE more world cup than Pakistan so when you think about it - Pakistan are effectively more successful.

My cousin met Dhoni after the game yesterday. Got his spartan jersey signed. Jelly desu

it was burgers all along

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>bowl out Bangladesh for 0

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fucking wew

pure comedy

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lmao
>b-but m-muh 1992
good riddance

I thought Poo Pee land were good lads - have I been memed?

And now we can talk about the rained out games.

NZ vs India was rained out - that would have hurt their run rate perhaps more than any other game.
And Pak's rain outs were against two very beatable teams.

The rain has cursed Pakistan this year.

What if they get 201 runs from no balls?

why's kohli wearing tights

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So we will have an Australia vs New Zealand and an India vs England semi-final then.

>chase 201 and get the runs off the first ball
>still impossible
lmaooo

listen mate if an earthquake struck my house, its your mum you should be worrying about

Are you guys sure NZ are playing this for NRR? Looks like they are doing a bad job at it.

seems they've done a number on everyone.

at least they've now been outed for what they are.

Based Bangladesh will help us out here by bowiing endless wides till we reach the target.

toplel

there was only one abandoned game not you dumb pooki

ffs New Zealand are going to come back I just know it

my mum wouldnt want to be near a team that sucks so much she's probably with some aussie chad admiring their cricket skills, your little shrimp dick is only getting action from your own hand

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF POOKISTAN

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I’d like to say good game to the kiwis but that was pathetic.

Didn’t that Pakistani post some image saying his people were Aryans? Why Sarfaraz looks like some Yogi Adityanath lmaooo

>RRR almost 20
gulbadin nail doesn't play for england, lad

>us

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Absolute memery now

I am content with Pakistan's departure as long as England wins.

umm.. no :)

why did new zealand bat so shit? weren't they trying to win this?

your own existence is proof your mum is more than willing to fuck a loser

GONE GOTTEM GET THAT BOWLING AVERAGE UNDER 40 BTFO POO PEELAND ON THE ROPES

It's going to be an Ind vs Aus Final

Still made a huge difference. Get that extra point from SL, and >you guys were almost certainly gonna beat NZ had it not been rained out, so that would be one less point for them. Pakis would easily be qualifying

Trying to get a fellow white nation into the semis, nobody wants pakis in there

>why did new zealand bat so shit?
because they are shit

KEK blown the fuck out

inDIYA
austraLIYA
get guy? hahahaha

GOTTEM

LOL

BritanNIYA

>rek india
>rek NZ
> deserved to beat Australia

yeah i'm thinkin england are winning it all

Based elements keeping pakis out

SWEEET CAROLINE
DUP DUP DOO!!!!

am perfectly okay with this. i wouldn't care which of the semi finalists win as long as its not india

India is pronounced as in-dee-uh, not in-dee-ya haha :-0

You're the only cunts that have a chance of stopping Aus.

Fuck I hate this song

it's 5AM and you're still awake watching your team get shit on, you couldn't even get laid while wearing a suit made of cash in a brothel

when i cough i taste blood but i dont actually see any blood. should i go to a doctor?

>such a boomer he can't make his own """sport""" entertaining
>somehow going to make another sport he's already failed at, and that has failed in general, entertaining
lelfuckingno

Kino song
youtube.com/watch?v=jzXt7YvK9Hw

Yes mate

GONE
FUCK OFF

It's Over

Nah but just in case have a nip or two of whiskey or brandy it’ll kill any germs

how likely is it for nz to make the semis?
meme answers are acceptable

>guy actually stays up to watch and support his team, no matter how poorly they're doing
>this is somehow a bad thing
i know loyality is a foreign concept to you since you ran away from your shithole country when times got tough, but this is perfectly normal for supporters.

get FUCKED you incompetent hobbits

We did it lads, we didn't choke the groups.

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will have a go at my dad's whiskey cabinet and if its still happening tomorrow ill go visit the doctor lads

>England through
>Terrorists knocked out

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Rekt him

You'll choke in the semi

>deserved to beat Australia
How do you figure?

The best thing about today is Pakistan getting BTFO

FUCK POOPEELANDERS
FUCK PAKIS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
FUCK JANNIES

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can ANYONE please explain this to me

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At least we're in the semis.

nice try to spin being a loser virgin incel who stays awake until 5AM to watch his time get humiliated as a good thing
but you're probably the faggot NEET who was crying in the last thread, if you care about honor so much either get a job or kill yourself

Why is bill Burr playing for England?

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Or in the final

Based AND Redpilled

EH EH OOH EH OH
EH EH OOH EH OH
EH EH OOH EH OH
EH EH OOH EH OH

>305-186 against a team that lost to sri lanka
christ, how grim
just play india-australia as the final already

Lot to process here.

I think Urdu is the ugliest language in this world cup

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that webm
sauce pls

You alright mate?

If you scale the England run total up to account for the Aussie sandpapering, they would have won that game by about 15 runs

just made a thread lads

England* v Australia

Oh no no no.

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they literally have LOSER written in their dna over and over again
even if they look good they will choke by virtue of being born to fail at whatever they try to accomplish

They seem to actually believe it more than before because they say also this is the first time England have made the Semis since... 1992.

Official final power rankings:

1. England v Australia
2. Australia v India
3. England v New Zealand
4. India v New Zealand

so true

kek!

translation:
Sir, we received 16 ladies wearing burka, they're not showing face.. What do?

Imran: Ah, the morons have arrived.. they're our cricketers, let them in

oh no no no no

KEKEKEKEK
images.dawn.com/news/1183167

>retarded pakis fall for the muh 1992 meme and go all out thinking they can actually pull this off
>get btfo for

ANGLOS are the most POWERFUL race in the world

I think it's one of the most beautiful language when someone with a decent education uses it and not some truck driver like sarfaraz.

Yeah, but you have to account for Aussie sandpapering in the finals too. Unless you think they're suddenly going to stop?

NEVER IN DOUBT

how the fuck do you manage to be a NEET for so long as an adult

do your parents literally just not give a shit

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I hope Pak bats first

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by 2100 we will have raped you out of existence, powerful my hairy ass
birmingham is ours, london is ours, luton is ours, leicester is ours, slough is ours.
we're LITERALLY driving your race to the edges of cliffs and soon you will be sleeping with the fishes

same is happening in oceania which will soon be an integral part of the one china policy

His parents are probably more concerned about the possiblity of him killing himself. Totally not speaking from experience.

for me, it's when someone speaks a South Asian language and breaks out in a fully English sentence before switching back to gibberish.

The ICC are installing Ultra-Edge inside the balls for the semis onwards, so we'll probably see a few umpire referrals for ball tampering

>no England vs India
>no Australia vs New Zealand
brainlet

>German Paki

>now pookistan has to beat banglol by 316 runs

That's a mistake. He meant to say if Pakistan bowl first.

Those are the semi finals

Those are literally the semis lad

lmaoing at you right now

a lot of people here live off neetbux

Disregard this I suck cocks.

yikes didn't know that was a thing outside of scandinavia

lot going on in this post

hook line and stinker

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Australia could yet lose to SA.

>For Pakistan to qualify:
>Beat Bangladesh by 311 runs after scoring 350
>Beat Bangladesh by 316 runs after scoring 400
>Beat Bangladesh by 321 runs after scoring 450
>If Bangladesh opt to bat first on Friday, Pakistan stand eliminated even before a ball is bowled.
KEK

Does Kane Williamson sound like a nerd in kiwispeak?

actually those aren't the confirmed semis because if India beat SL and SA beat Australia it will change so you have been reverse baited

If we don't win it I want you lads to. Class, likeable team desu

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he sounds CUTE but yes, he is autistic

how many of the Bangladesh team will be killed if yhey win the toss and choose to bat

sad
only because of rain

Paki-Bangla riots would be hilarious lol.

NZ must be getting nervous right about now.

I'm naming my first kid Mossadek

What if it's a boy?

actually hilarious that pakistan aren't totally out so you just know they're going to be in prayer asking for a miracle and they'll all watch the game knowing full well that it's over but refusing to believe it until it happens, just the most based kind of prolonged suffering really

inb4 match gets rained out

what if it rains?
checkmate

what have the dutch ever accomplished in the history of your irrelevant country?

Your job as a match fixer is to get pakis to the semis

How would you set up the bang Pak game to make it look least suspicious

he's not even dutch he's afghanistani

Sometimes I feel so happy
Sometimes I feel so sad
Sometimes I feel so happy
But mostly you just make me mad
Baby, you just make me mad
Linger on your pale blue eyes
Linger on your pale blue eyes
Thought of you as my mountaintop
Thought of you as my peak
Thought of you as everything
I've had, but couldn't keep
I've had, but couldn't keep
Linger on your pale blue eyes
Linger on your pale blue eyes

Imagine being me, a paki right now

I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I'd sailed the darkened seas
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
I put on a sailor's suit and cap
Away from the big city
Where a man cannot be free
Of all the evils in this town
And of himself and those around
Oh, and I guess I just don't know

even more irrelevant

kys yourself desu lad

He is an Afghan. At first I thought that he was just memeing but at this point he is completely seething.

just say afghan

>If pakistan is forced to bowl first, they are immediately eliminated
sorry, can someone explain this to me? how will that affect NRR?

I'd frame the Australian team for ball tampering in the South Africa game and get them disqualified.

dont try to learn these cumskins anything, they never learn. soon their race will go extinct and we dont have to see them anymore

I had no idea the Dutch were this powerful

thanks for taking one for the team
I was thinking the same

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>dont try to learn

teach

They're chasing a total, brainlet

How can they score past what Bangladesh get

>dont try to learn these cumskins anything

*teach

Because no amount of run chase set up by Banglabros will be converted to a significant change in NRR. If Bangladesh score 350 Pakistan would have to score that in an over, not accurate just an example

seething brampton poonjabi khalistani dog

When you chase you stop batting after reaching the opponent's score.

NRR is runs scored vs conceded. If they chase then at best they can get like 5 runs more than what they concede to Bangladesh.

I am awake lads. Had a cricket dream last night.
>meet bangladeshi grill online talking about cricket, start chatting
>go to a match in bangladesh, run into her and her parents
>turns out she's in love with me and her parents expect me to propose to her
>we all go back to the USA and get maccas together
I woke up not much later.

oh of course. thanks

NRR applies for the chasing team too.

>winning the toss and batting first not only means you will most likely win the match, it also gives you an edge in NRR

Where were you when you realized these games were won at the toss

just woke up, have england been def...

*inhales*
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for that banglol has to get out in -29 overs which is impossible :)

The schroedingers' state of an Afghans existence at display here. One one hand he cannot identify with the "mudskin/shitskin" south Asians and on the other hand he cannot identify with the "cumskin/pigskin" Europeans. Sad desu.

Also, neither do I live in Brampton, nor am I a Punjabi. And I have no sympathy for the idea of a Khalistan.

I dreamed about playing tf2 (a game I haven't played in yonks), and then getting pissed with my folks at the local pub.
Thanks for reading.

If they reach the total in very few overs, it will have a very small weighting on their overall NRR.

We'll be sending India a tactical nuke now haha :)

never called a south asian a shitskin or mudskin you absolute filth

NZ literally deserve to be out of the competition after that pooformance

hehe bye bye porkies. hope banglol beat you guys ;)

Not you in particular, I was talking about Afghan anons, at least the ones who I have interacted with.

you need a 25 killstreak for that haha

>3/4 of the semi finalists were semi finalists at the last world cup

Gotta admit that's a YIKES from me

#Aisa92meNahinHuaTha ;)

Now that the semi finalists have been decided....

Commonwealth lads, represent !!

those are butthurt tajikoid commies

guess you better keep quiet or old mate tarrant might chuck a couple on kabul

>10 teams in the World Cup
>9 were Commonwealth
>The one that wasn't came last

What are the odds of Australia losing their remaining match and India winning their's so that we can have an India vs New Zealand semi-final?

50/50

>Cricket went from having 6-7 competitive teams to just 3 (dropped poo peeland after the last few matches)

What went wrong

k

tf
tp

you genuinely sound like a bitch
a girl im talking to also sends me "k" when I put her in her place

aha...

"K" in my context is supposed to end a conversation.

>The schroedingers' state of an Afghans existence at display here. One one hand he cannot identify with the "mudskin/shitskin" south Asians and on the other hand he cannot identify with the "cumskin/pigskin" Europeans. Sad desu.
>Also, neither do I live in Brampton, nor am I a Punjabi. And I have no sympathy for the idea of a Khalistan.

On the contrary, I am a very anti-Khalistan person. In case this sounds ridiculous, you get my meaning: If we're supposed to be anti-theocracies that have taken over Afghanistan, do we really have to be anti-Khalism? And why would that be? If "theocracies" are anti-Khalism, why isn't Khalistan anti-Theocracies, too? And why were the Afghans not supposed to get along with the Muslims even when they had the upper hand? (It's true that the Umayyads made a mess of things in the past, and that the Arabs ruled over a country not that great, but I am much more sympathetic to the ideas of Muslim rule than the "Khalis".)

When you're a Sikh like me, you have no such affinity in our present situation in Kandahar.

31.8%

I know
that's why you're such a little bitch

wew lad it's almost like cricket is a Commonwealth sport

finna boutta start a /cric/ community on PSN

then why won't America and Canada embrace it?

wtf does this mean

The conversation was over then and there, no need to drag it on.

Sounds kind of unlikely then, but there is still some chance for an India vs New Zealand match in this tournament.

I think they are odds of 50/50. It's more like 45 to 40.

2) What's the percentage of games you've ever played where someone would be willing to give you some advice? For example, how often do you go to a doctor or therapist because you didn't have enough money to go out to the doctor or therapist?

I don't really have much time to read these things because it just isn't necessary for me to think about these things. I'm more interested in thinking about the future and what I can do.

3) If you had to say one thing they'd say this about India right now, what would you say and what would you do about it?

I think we've been winning these cricket tournaments really well in terms of the result we got [after losing the World T20, in which India went on to defeat Australia 2-1]. In terms of mentality we've been very good [and have] improved a lot in the past few days. Hopefully we can stay focused for the rest of the series in the World Cup. The guys have been playing really well and I am sure we will come out in the last two games playing very well.

>America
>Commonwealth
u wot m8

Well each match has two outcomes, so there are four combinations. Only one of these combinations would result in an India vs New Zealand semi final, so the odds are 25%.

28.3% probability

a man is 'posed to suck his girlfriend toes, he's 'posed to eat her ass, 'posed like lick that pussy

>Sounds kind of unlikely then, but there is still some chance for an India vs New Zealand match in this tournament.
The match itself isn't expected to be as close as the ICC World T20 has been, and the last time New Zealand toured India was back in 2007-08, and while that did lead to some heated rhetoric between the two countries as well as some serious arguments that got spilled in the media, I'm not sold on an India vs New Zealand match being the sort of thing which might ignite a firestorm within the cricketing world. But then who knows…

If New Zealand had to play India they wouldn’t have qualified.

It's effectively commonwealth.
It's a bastard of the commonwealth.
The estranged stepchild.

We invited them to be part of the Commonwealth Games but they said no because muh freedom.

That assumes an equal probability for all outcomes, which is not the case. India and Australia are both more likely to win their last matches than losing them.

holy fucking shit you came out of nowhere and dropped a TRUTH BOMB on us like you're a B-2 Spirit stealth bomber

>Because no amount of run chase set up by Banglabros will be converted to a significant change in NRR. If Bangladesh score 350 Pakistan would have to score that in an over, not accurate just an example
I have not tried to calculate this number, but one have to assume that if Bangladesh took 350 wickets, they would score 500 runs, which is more than the average of the last 5 years, so in one season the Bangladeshi team would have taken 8500 runs. Bangladesh's batting in the first half of the last decade would have been the difference between winning and losing in the league.

Let me give one last example, how about Pakistan in the last 3 months where the average ODI is 5 runs, they have started getting a lot more runs than England for the last 6 months, but because the first innings is a cricket match, and because the second innings is a cricket match. Let's make an example of India who is bowling at the pace that they are at right now. Let's take India's ODI record, when India last played the Champions Trophy for the last 3 years.

Let's take one example. In 2014, India won the Champions Trophy. I have written about this before. And I wanted to mention it because in the last World Cup England won this year.

you new here?

prove it

Doesn’t seem fair

I see. Thanks for the input.

New Zealand's performance was disappointing and the way they were handled in their preparation was poor. They didn't learn the skills they need to play cricket.

Iím not sure of what the future holds for South Africa but itís clear our players donít want to play in any other country. New Zealand played well, and they will need time to adjust.

Ricky Ponting was the first to react after the innings ended:

To the opposition, New Zealand, that was one of their strongest, most energetic performances. The team is full of young guys and it shows.

Theyíve worked hard since the tour and we canít blame them for the way they performed. The fans will give them another chance this time around.

Theyíve got a big opportunity and we will put the energy and focus into them as well, just like all team's are always doing, they don't give up.

It was a disappointing performance and we havenít lost any games at all under the bright lights today.

Sort of new to the /cric/ general.

completely unfair, only icc mongs think giving both teams 1 point when it rains is a good solution

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that sort of fallacy is a bit of a meme 'round these parts

Is he shitposting or am i actually a retard for not understanding a word this guy is saying

Do you have a better alternative?

wow, such insight, such wisdom

I see. I was sort of hoping for at least one India vs New Zealand game in this world cup and that was washed out. I should have high expectations for an India vs New Zealand semo-final at this point. It is almost certainly going to be India vs England.

Schedule the game for another date

reschedule

#respect

>Pakistan could be knocked out tomorrow just by losing the toss
>mfw

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>Team A beats team B
>Team A also beats team C
>Team B and C go through and Team A goes out
hmmmmmm

Pakistan to win the toss, score a muscular 450 and bowl bangladesh out for 78. Screencap this

If Bangladesh win the toss, would it be sporting to bowl first?

It's better that way
Just kill the hope immediately

Aussies are playing SA so probably not gonna lose that one
India is playing Sri Lanka, that one could go either way. India should take that one too
I'm pretty confident in saying the top-4 table will remain the exact same for the rest of the normal fixtures

Based Pakistanis beating 2 semis team without making it to the semis.

let me just brainmog the entire cricket community by solving this rain problem

>one more week between the group stage and semis (so semis played on 17-18 july and the final on 21 july)
>the week between the last scheduled group stage game and the semis is used just to reschedule rained out games

Imgine if they did, and then won anyway.
No mercy.

IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING

absolutely BASED big brain ide

but why do you want this to happen? this can only help the pakis, and i thought you hated them

Hey Britisher fuck u religion is cricket saching is my gaand ok

For me, it’s Heavy Great Club at 40 STR and 30 END

Pakis are fun to watch
the threads are fun
I like the paki poster, he's based but bluepilled
on the other hand anglo teams and posters are cringe, mean spirited, unfunny, especially poo peelanders

if it were completely up to me the finalists would be india, pakistan, bangladesh and sri lanka

youtube.com/watch?v=LNBjMRvOB5M

>saching is my gaand ok
audibly kek’d

*semi finalists

>if it were completely up to me the finalists would be india, pakistan, bangladesh and sri lanka
this is the world cup not the asia cup
but desu a subcontinent cup would be kino

I know, I just dont care about anglo teams tbqh, gora """"""""""""""""""ppl""""""""""""""""" suck

So does this not make the nrr overall unfair?

You suck and I'm glad your team lost every game.

It does, which I presume is why they use wins as the first tie-breaker in points are equal.

we can still qualify if we beat windies

Ah ok

What's your deal with that flag? I post on cric alot and never really took time to get you understand you?

>Using NRR
Just have the teams have a 5 over death match haha

But with games between the top two and other less famous teams (like the Toronto Maple Leafs and Detroit Red Wings do) it makes each team feel like more of a legitimate title contender, or at least gives us a chance to see if the Canucks have a chance to improve upon where they are today. With less regular competition, the regular season often feels more boring as the standings aren't even close, but with playoff games it's more exciting.

What do you think? We need more Canucks fans to be more active about this community

>team A gets absolutely annihilated by west indies who've only won one game so far

>anything is better now haha right
poothetic

If New Zealand play India in the finals whose fans will they ask for help from?
I don’t think Australian or English fans will do it.

BigMan Colin

the flag refers to the country I am residing in

IT'S NOT FAIR, BROS
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR YEAR.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IMRAN KHAN HELP

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>I don’t think Australian or English fans will do it.
Of course we would, what are you talking about?

t20 world cup next year is the only thing that matters anyway

Sweetie, only the Oye Hoye trophy matters.

It also doesn't matter if your mom was a top college coach, or college coach who finished his coaching career with the best record in university history, or college coach who was recruited by the best college coach on earth, or College Basketball Hall of Fame Hall of Famer, or College Basketball Hall of Fame Coach.

All that matters on Tuesday night is what you said on the court during the game.

It doesn't matter whether your mom used to hang out at the Oye Hoye (or whatever her preferred nickname was), or how she got her nickname, how a bunch of us were like, "Hey, I can't believe you got that right!" and how you knew when you had scored a triple-double (or whatever your preferred nickname, or whatever your preference was), to go play the Oye Hoye. (A triple-double is two points, one rebound and two assists in one half; a point is worth one shot, rebound and assist are worth one shot, rebound is worth two shots, and the assist count is worth one shot, rebound and assist count are worth two in overtime. But you've got to play the Hoye, so go play the Hoye, man.)

All that matters is what you told your teammates during the game.

Never in doubt, lads.

ah being a paki and living in despair, goes hand in hand

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

haha, yeah...

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There's a guy standing in my path who's doing the exact same thing. I've said that before, but that's a great one and one that will not stop.

What did you think when you saw Ryan Gosling take the stage at the VMAs? Did this surprise you?

I hope so. His talent has been evident around the world over the years and I hope he can continue the momentum and bring his talent to the VMAs this year. He is talented, but sometimes the bigger picture is always bigger. A kid in my area, for example, I don't know much about the game but he went to high school with one of Gosling's best friends. I'm sure he got to know him and the two of them have probably met in some kind of sports context. I hope he brings his acting chops to the VMAs this year.

If you could travel back in time to meet either Ryan Gosling or Ryan Daniels, what advice would you give to them?

I'd tell them to give it just their all. We're not on a journey into the unknown where we could have gotten killed.

Imagine being as cursed as Pakistan.

>Imagine being as cursed as Pakistan.
On the heels of last summer's devastating earthquake in Afghanistan, and just two years after the country launched its own mission to counter violent extremism, the world was transfixed upon seeing three young, blonde-haired, bright-eyed Pakistani girls, dressed in black hijabs and wearing white kaftans and praying at a makeshift mosque in their small town of Bannu, close to the Afghan border. The event was a rare flashpoint between rival groups which have long battled over who is part of Pakistani territory.

Now the three teenage girls are facing up charges of sedition, and if convicted, could face life in prison. Although Pakistan's Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif declared their arrest to be "completely normal", the investigation has been dogged by accusations of corruption and political influence from both sides of the Pakistan-Afghan border. In the wake of the earthquake the prime minister pledged to improve the country's security but has also pledged to strengthen ties with Afghanistan, an ally to his nation of Pakistan.

Peshawar has witnessed a decade-long political crisis which has exposed an increasing degree of ethnic and ethnic conflict across the border, which includes Pakistan and some Afghan provinces, where the Pakistani Taliban currently control some 30 districts.

the fuck is up with this yank

You don’t have the blessings of Dravidians on your team. Aussies and NZ have Abos, England had Nasser Hussain an honorary Tamil since he’s Arcot royalty born in Chennai, India have Dinesh Karthik and Dhoni, another honorary Tamil.

So lads, we gona do over India in the semis?

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>You don’t have the blessings of Dravidians on your team. Aussies and NZ have Abos, England had Nasser Hussain an honorary Tamil since he’s Arcot royalty born in Chennai, India have Dinesh Karthik and Dhoni, another honorary Tamil.
India has Anil Kumble. And then there were the guys like Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly who were born (in Bangalore) in Chennai to Muslim parents before playing cricket in Delhi. They’ve got to learn how to drive and work and to be strong enough to accept responsibility for your responsibilities.

If people want to talk about their 'honour' they've got to learn how to drive on India roads. Do you like being an honorary Tamil? That sounds like you do!

It just takes time. You get used to it. There are some things about sports that you don’t learn until you've played there. But that’s just the way it is. I think all sports’t have to learn the lessons.

How do you see cricket evolving during your lifetime and in the 21st century?

The sport is different. I think it started off as being like an occupation-based sport. As people were able to work and enjoy the game, then we moved to a competitive sport like football.

anybody gonna watch stranger things tomorrow? s2 was shit

Anyone see any good pakistani seethe after todays result?

Going to meet the grill I have fallen in love with on Friday. I will try to ask her out.

Do you think she likes the griget

>Anyone see any good pakistani seethe after todays result?
You are asking for madness. You are asking for despair. You are asking for all of that to change now that you're going to win against the USA again and you know what? You are not alone. You are not alone. I'm going to bet that you all voted for pakistan because they are such good people and just like us, pakistan have always been great to us. I bet that you all voted for pakistan because they are such nice people and just like other countries, they have always been great to us. They have fought hard enough and with such strength to get all the countries in the world that pakistan has ever had in terms of a sports club and now you gonna have to get rid of them, too. We are not the only ones that voted for pakistan to win, no matter what happens, pakistan, as a country, will continue to work hard and will grow the sport again. All we ask is that you all do what you are doing (and what we would be doing too) for our sport to take flight and we hope we all get to see that on your home turf. Because once again, the pakstoun are winning and it will be a sad day when everyone forgets all about what it was like to play in this

twitter/fb full of them

hope >our sluts beat sweden tbqh

OH NONONO

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For years their football has looked dated and dull. The national team have always been good in football because it is their national sport. That is why they play in Europe. But now that that has changed, there has been a complete change in attitude.

It is a different kind of England. It is not as if there are no old white guys in England. There are lots of old black guys and it looks a great change. What this will bring is for England to be looked at as a football nation rather than as a football team with a small European population at its heart. It is going to be a great time for England football."

The FA may not be the greatest club to have produced the best country footballer in the game – it is a club that only had 22 first team footballers during their prime under Sir Bobby Charlton. But the FA is still there to help you improve. It has its own academy and it will be important to know what to do if you get a good start up.

There is no substitute for that knowledge. It can be quite easy to think you have a problem but in football you don't. A lot of it is not so clear cut. But for those players who have progressed to the first team, it means a lot.

its all just sandbagging and mindgames lads

we will be unstoppable in the knockouts

>winning a knockout game with one batsman
Doubtful.

so true

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KEK

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unironically so true

It was a colossal farce that even the most casual observer can see. The first half against Pakistan would have been easier if they had kept bowling and not turned out to have some sort of batsman's curse on them, like it was a regular team of Australian bowlers being pulled off the edge of the earth into the sea.

That's what I've come to expect.

A game between England and India has started to gain steam. England aren't a particularly good side, but they can't play like they used to. Even though India were supposed to be the match from hell they've looked more like a team who had won the World Cup in 2013 than a team like the one they had to beat in 2014. I'm not surprised. They were the team who were the worst for a long time but they're really improving over time. They've found all their answers and have learned their lesson.

Here comes the first big problem for England: the fact that the ECB cannot make up for a mistake made by the batsmen during England's batting practice session today. I don't believe this will happen – and neither should you expect it. If the pitch was slow at the start of the session, that could've been interpreted as an advantage for the batsmen – it would be easy for England to attack with pace and spin against a ground that is so fast. I do hope that the ECB can convince India to play with it. At the same time, all of us have to be clear about what this is all about - and do it before we reach the World Cup. I would love to see an explanation from England as to why it's decided that the pitch was too slow for their batsmen to handle.

India have lost this World Cup to a young batting line-up and I'd like to see an answer in the form of a reply from the ECB that it can't make that happen again.

Kek
>PKMKB

Seething

Sebbo's lost it

Yes they do

Post more salt lads, my neural network loves it.

Oh no no no Sarfaraz has lost the chance of becoming the pm of porkistan

absolutely stewing.

Unironically blatant butthurt bollocks.

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anime is sin

just a game lad wew

Why did we nearly beat them with a record chase then?

england just lucky to win the toss and get the rub of the green

tomorrow might be the most crucial match of this entire cup

Fair enough.

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yeah the black caps looked lethal alright.

lmao rashid latif literally crying that ICC has "fixed" the wc
youtube.com/watch?v=Kc_TJLbEGy8

better link. It's too funny, hope it had subs
youtube.com/watch?v=6ZnYn88qqQk

NOOOOOOOO

IT WAS OUR TIME, ALL THE STARS WERE ALIGNING FOR US

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But desu, you had to d' uaa to All ah!

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india v aus final still a possibility

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Trump wanted to join the Commonwealth and the Queen was open for it. But Yanks thought the Queen would be in charge and reee'd when Commonwealth Realms (Queen is Head of State) is different to Commonwealth Nation (largely Republics).

aussies are going to do it again aren't they

imagine how different the game would have gone had the nicholls wicket not happened or england had wasted their review on it

imagine if rashid hadnt gotten a finger on the ball to dismiss williamson
imagine if taylor hadnt been totally retarded

yeah also imagine if new zealand were good.

Just woke up. What are the British papers saying about POOngland getting eliminated

just opened the british papers la
they're saying: HORRIFIC BETRAYAL OF 1,400 CHILDREN

literally no one gives a shit about women's football

Imagine THAT being the first thought that comes into your head when you wake up

imagine if we get to the final and lose to the home team for the second time in a row

Not really. It just means either Pakistan or new Zealand get BTFO

Imagine if we get to the final only to lose to Australia the second time in a row, in our home tournament, while being the top ranked ODI team, after all the shit we talked about sandpaper-gate/booing Smoth and Warner, and only a month before the Ashes.
Our scenario is much worse than yours lad.

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imagine, if you will, for a second, perchance, to get to the core of it, in a manner of speaking, if new zealand had won

>either pakistan or new zealand
kek new zealand being 4th is a given
pakistan would have to score 350 first up then bowl bangladesh out for 50, and if they don't bat first they're eliminated

Congrats Pomgolians
reminder this is a second tier bowler.
Prepare your anus

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I meant tomorrow for civilized time zones dear

>Vince
>VINCE

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god vince is so shit

we'll have a bat thanks

why didnt he just hit the ball

KEK

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iq too high to hit the ball

YEAH DAS RITE

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>getting a face full of boomer arse

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LMAO
is that roy in the background wathcing

What did he mean by this?

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See now you're getting it. We sandbagged our last games

*SNIFFF* QUITE PUNGENT YEAH MON

checking for drugs m8

>imagine getting lifetime ban for streaking because your boomtism is too great
baka.

HOWLING

We would have BTFOd India out so badly that poohli would run back to India crying

there never was much hope

just a fools hope

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>10 hours until what might possibly be the most highly anticipated match in this cup

Now that all our bad games have been used up, we only have good performances left

The toss will be the only interesting part of that match though.

doesnt surprise me you think that way considering youre a massive tosser

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questionable banter

minging

He's not completely wrong though.

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you want a refund? no laugh is a money back guarantee

based and moral business policy

I wish statsbro was this ethical

the real question is who would you have face India? England or Poopeeland?

It started with something quite unexpected for West Indies too. Their fast batsmen started using off-spin. After seeing the spin bowling at the expense of spin in the World Cup, Virat Kohli was delighted with the results of West Indies. West Indies then had the game advantage of the two fast bowlers and Kohli was pleased with the way that they kept the game on their terms.

In a more normal match-up, two fast bowlers would give you no option but to try to catch them as they try to bowl their slow spells. The ball will spin.

India took this opportunity as they started to work on some variation of a short, spin-heavy fast pacaknee. While it did leave West Indies in no shape to win the toss, the spin element in India's attack at the start of the game will be very important for the West Indies to exploit here.

A spin bowling attack with two bowlers could provide an explosive start that can lead to all the momentum.

ummm..gentle reminder poopeelandia bla x
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For me, England has been England and they will won the World Cup, but they will be looking forward to facing them on this turf. You've got to remember that England and New Zealand are two teams on the biggest stage and if these two sides meet in a tournament, either at home or overseas, what would be the winner be?

Bhagata Roy has a theory on what might happen to India against New Zealand in ODIs.

As if the schedule didn't have enough reason for Indians to be excited about Test cricket, there are one more thing that is keeping the Indian cricket fans up at night. There has been a lot of talk about the need of changes in the team and I am looking forward to hearing what these changes are. With captain Kohli retiring, we will get a new cricketer in to represent the subcontinent, but what will this team be like without him in the starting XI?

Kohli retiring? Don't see that happening for another 10 years at the least bla
as for England being favorites, they actually batted and bowled really well the past two games. But I still think India or Australia could beat them, and that's what I think is gonna happen.
Semis - Australia/ India vs NZ
Final - India vs Australia -- India being the winners

So how should Australia and India play next time? We could really see them as one of the best teams, but that would be so unrealistic, that maybe we're just going to see a few very predictable games. The next couple of games look promising, so I wouldn't rule anyone out. We'll see.

what the FUCK is up with this yank?

*mwah*

Final team for India
In:
Pant
Shami
Jaddu
Out:
DK
Kuldeep
Bhuvi

Final team for England
In:
Bennett
Benson
Hume
Mendes
Out:
Bryce Gibbs
Wicketkeeper
Jasper Groenewegen
New ballplayer
Out:
Chris Woakes
Peter Siddle
Sydney Sixers

...

Is he trying to be funny

>At an ICC board meeting in June this year, it was agreed that the only acceptable response would be for all parties to resolve the matter through diplomacy, and the chairman of the ICC working group, Mike Atherton, did not intervene at all.
His inaction is inexplicable given that, as recently as July 1st, Atherton's own position has been clear: he supports the policy of non-persecution of cricketers caught cheating. He also supports a move towards the idea of a one-off probe - a solution with which ICC chief Trevor Bayliss, who was appointed ICC chief during his time in charge of cricketing affairs, seems comfortable.
holy fuck lads, fucking bullshit

>The ODI format had evolved to a more difficult format; it had to be much better. England's style has shifted away from quick bowling and a big attack to relying on an attack of all-important seamers and seam-pullers in the middle for long-on. The English side struggled against a host of opponents over five years ago, but this is never the end, it is never a question of winning one match, it is always about how fast they can bowl. England's form over the years may still be inferior to Australia in the format, but they have also been a good fielding side so far this century, in contrast to England's struggles in the recent past.

Only thing funny here is how hilariously outmatched your team is, kiwi cunt

OH NO NO NO

A full strength retarded fat cunt who knows nothing about Cricket

>Between them, New Zealand's openers have scored only 299 runs in 16 innings. It is a problem that doesn't seem to be going away.
>It's not because the New Zealand captain David Warner has been overworked or overworked badly – his team didn't have the opportunities to show off its speed or batting prowess.
>The problem has to do with how well the bowling attack is working.
>"It's just the team needs more balance. It's all about the batting which is getting under way. They seem to be in good shape and have that mix of seam bowling and bowling combinations," said Shaun Marsh.
>"The new ball has not come in yet but it's coming in slowly. Our game plan for the rest of the year seems to revolve around that. If they keep coming on like this I don't think they're going to be in good shape for the rest of the tournament."
>While New Zealand's attack needs balance in order to play to its strengths, it has still been hampered by bowling talent that doesn't quite get out.

final team for NZ
1. Latham
2. Nicholls
3. Bane
4. Taylor
5. Blundell
6. Neesham
7. De grand man
8. SantGOD
9. Lickie
10. Matt Henry shill / tim sodhi (pick the right one lad holy fuck)
11. Boult

reminder english are humble, apologetic and polite when losing but turn into narcissistic wankers when they win.

remember this. Remind them when they lose in the semis.

Swap Blundell and Latham and I agree

tbf we all do this lmao

honestly shocked that blundell hasnt played with all the FUCKING SHIT batting going around

don't remember asking for your bio, MCFUCK cunt

final team for NZ:
1. who gives a fuck, fucking losers
2. get on the fucking plane already

>final team for NZ
>1. Latham
>2. Nicholls
>3. Bane
>4. Taylor
>5. Blundell
>6. Neesham
>7. De grand man
>8. SantGOD
>9. Lickie
>10. Matt Henry shill / tim sodhi (pick the right one lad holy fuck)
>11. Boult
12. Meehan
13. Goggin
14. Winesport
15. Fortuna
16. Vito
17. Dolan (the pick he chose)
18. Taylor (this is so weird)
19. Vito
20. Matt Henry (if he is in the team)
21. Kosta Barbarouses (if he is in the team)
20/21/22.
21. Lick, I am just being nice, just telling you.
22. Fortuna, just as a reminder, Fortuna will be the captain if he joins, if not a forward.
23. Latham, if I was having a ball, he would not be playing. But the only way I could see him playing would be for some one that was better than himself.
23/24/25.
33. Latham – I was a bit late, I think I only put in one game

>humble when you aren't winning
>smug cunt when you are

wow, what a revelation. Maybe Australians should try the first one some time

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Alright but who plays 3-11?

this is where you cunts need to be. ALWAYS.
never forget your place

kiwis? cricket?! more of a sailing nation

Your place is in the ocean, filter feeding on plankton you fucking whale

twitter.com/imjadeja/status/1146409711220285440?s=21

OHNONONONONONONONO

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>it's going to be a darkie world cup
grim

on the cards surely

Why don't Indians put spaces after full-stops?

sebbo copping it

don't know a single one

Based as fuck

chadeja on told watch

Morning /cric/

How are you lads preparing for 5 days of absolutely useless matches?

you, me, shitspouter, Daniel, lawncunt, statsy, sailcunt, B3K, le Avocado man,

by doing something else.

pretend they're any other useless match outside of a world cup

What is this "Odio" thing?

Odio is a phrase from the Italian term o di-o nio which means "to finish a cycle of ODIs". As with the phrase "Babayata", it was taken from English to make the metaphor more obvious and was coined by Australian cricketer Andrew Strauss back in 2006 in reference to a famous example in which Australian batsman Peter Nevill was forced to give up ODIs because he could not run against Sri Lanka's limited-overs cricket team after he was hit in the head by a pitch.

What is the meaning of the "D" in ODIs?

When the term "D" in ODIs refers to an injury, this refers to the shoulder/ankle/shoulder joint. The "N" in ODIs refers to a ball. A couple of examples of "O"s and "D"s in ODIs: 1-4 and 3

BASED

*cricket sounds*

as opposed to Australians, who are just wankers.

Sad but true

I disagree, we are good blokes.

the virgin kiwi younger brother vs the chad australian older brother

how much does Pookistan need to beat Poongladesh to overtake Poozealand on NRR? is it possible?

>is it possible?
not realisticaly

The fact that they have a much better chance if they bat first just makes NRR seem really stupid, there must be a better way.

Yeah just give the trophy to New Zealand

should be based off duckworth lewis mechanics. the totals you post while accounting for the wickets remaining

fuckin arsehole

Quick! Should I bet against the Pakis winning against Bangladesh?

I am the most well liked poster on /cric/

Currently indulging in Some capekino

That would mean to get a wicket first count that if a score of 2, 5, or 7 you have to make no more runs and get another wicket. I am trying this myself to work out a solution to the problem. For example if you bat first and are in scoring position, you will take a total of 3 runs off of the third wicket. Your total is the average of 2 of 3 wins from that point. The two results are 0 and 1 - as those result are the same, you need to score 2 of 4 before taking a further wicket for your bonus. The result you get is your total which is then weighted by the total for all wickets taken by you for that innings. I would love to do this, but it seems more complicated to do than I thought.

Any world cup where team lost due to their bad selection of player?

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This reminds me of this article in the Daily Mirror, where it points out that there is a theory that "if you can only win one match in a row the score is likely to slip over the line". And in its article it says:

If this were true, it can only be because England have never been able to win such a game before. England have only managed 9 games in which they beat Australia in 2011, 2009 and 1980. If England's chances have dropped to just 5 in all of history, and if that means England will probably have to win one more time, then perhaps it's not for the worse.

That is, there may be certain matches, particularly where the opposition's defence is weaker, that may come and go without any sort of decisive result. So for England to clinch a World Cup victory next time, they will really have to win against a side like Zimbabwe.

And in any case, any of that would seem an absolute stretch given how the opposition has actually looked in the opening fixtures between those two teams. It may well be that these games are simply good enough that England's chances are quite a lot more in the bag.

yeah, NZ every time

Yes, New Zealand 2019

apparently they have to win by 300 runs or so

see? wankers.

next time i see that cat im going to go full slog sweep over cover on his fucking ass

feel like pure shit just want pakistan’s chances in the wc back x

based elite and muscular

currently unironically organising for a writ to be served on a bloke in Wattle Glenn

tempted to drive down myself and pop in to see the great man in the flesh

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>Google Jarryd Strafford
>get nothing but au/sp/ memes with shit Moeen superimposed over 9/11 in the related images

we've officially made him unemployable lads

>writ
Is there a particular form of action associated with this or do you just use that as the term for the equivalent of a complaint or summons?

>ravindrasinh
indian names are getting out of control

t. rasitsamjit

originating document mate

Yea mate Poo Pealand 2019. See: The playing XI.

Is this straffo a /cric/ exclusive meme or all over Yea Forums

Meaning it's the document which commences a lawsuit? Is it a "writ of [insert possibly latin phrase here]"? Or just a generic "writ"?

1. You
2. Me
3. Shitspouter
4. Statsy
5. Lawncunt
6. Sailcunt
7. Le Avo Man
8. Daniel
9. B3K
10. Blues Year Guy
11. Skateneet

Really want to just see Australia win again. Can’t have India winning for obvious reasons, fucking cunts don’t deserve it, and want England and NZ to still have the 0 world cup wins meme dangling over their heads. So yeah, Australian cunts better fuckin win this shit

writ of summons
requires an appearance be filed
commences it basically yeah

howling

don't think I should be opening tbph mate

Ah cool, yeah we just call it a summons; the whole "writ" term is practically nonexistent in American law these days. In fact, the few times you hear about a writ it's a special proceeding like mandamus or habeas corpus.

I tried getting into cricket many times over the years, but all the poos and pakis in the world can't make this "world cup" more relevant than even the women's world cup. women's world cup breaks the board, cricket world cup doesn't even get a thread other than a general. never want to see anyone even try to pretend cricket is more relevant than shit like handegg or boreball ever again. indian subcontinentals don't count as humans anyway

Post your law degree mate.

"No"
I went to a very traditional law school and was one of the few with as extensive tech knowledge as I have. I'd probably out myself instantly.

Holy fuck where will this LARP end up! I literally only still post her to see what antics you'll get up to next.

have the poo peelanders killed themselves yet

>only relevant american football team is full of gals
yikes

Ree enjoy being a minority by 2030

lucky POOstralians get to play NZ in the semis. guaranteed final

Have to travel on the 14th so can’t watch the finals. Grim.

the TERROR of facing the in form black caps in a knock out pressure match

Imagine giving away your wins during the pool stage and not the semis or final. Embarrassed for India Australia and England tttt.

everyone has peaked too soon

easy cup for new basedland

the poo peelander in his natural state of coping

If you get out then I'll be out there by myself

For me, it's England

not even mad

I assume I'm skipper

new

we all know you "attended" Notre Dame already mate

Testing

Some shitnigger janny banned me on /his/ for mentioning a certain farming website. Must have been that Iraqi "refugee" cunt who reported me.