Netherlands vs. Sweden pre-match thread

The second semifinal of the WWC is coming up. Who will face the USA in the final? Starts in 3 bongs and 10 bings

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celebztoday.com/celebrities/SofiaJakobssonLEAKED_10.php
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Which one has a better chance of beating the baddies?
Also which one has the better looking women?

fuck IKEA

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3rd for Engen

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How is this loser relevant? She got eliminated by a team which is now eliminated.

I legit hope Sweden wins this. Not because I hate my own country, but because we can't win World Cup finals and I don't want to lose to the lards.

Fuck... umm... Shell?

JACKIE A CUTE

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What would be the comfier 3rd place match?
>England vs Netherlands
>England vs Sweden

hope we lose because I hate women and womens football too

>I legit hope Sweden wins this....I don't want to lose to the lards
it wouldn't be that bad. just a bunch of threads saying "tulips btfo" or "windmills btfo".

half of the people posting behind your flag are chicanos who are still extremely butthurt that we shit on them in 2014
they will certainly use the chance to seethe hard

So do any of you guys (beside the americans) give a shit about women's football or do you just masturbate for the whole match?

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I show up for the world cup. Sometimes Euros if it's in a Scandinavian country

Not that bothered who wins, but I prefer Sweden.

Rooting for Sweden because of Sofia Jakobsson

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Anymore rare Engen webm's ?

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based thin face

neat!

they have every right to be mad because that penalty was bullshit. Just another "robben diving" episode.

Was Japan not in this tournament? The fuck happened to them?

Var'd against Holland

They forgot how to score and conceded a cheap penalty against >us in the last minute of the game.

fuck aquafresh

no it wasnt you filthy moroccan
besides at the end of the first half we should have had a penalty too which we didnt get

perhaps but that penalty was still bullshit

rare utland pls

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We're going to lose

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>vd Sanden playing
yeah probably

How many cunts has that mouth devoured?

you're still here so she should go for at least 1 more

Don’t worry dutch fans, my telepathy with Miedema is telling me she’s scoring a brace and Sweden is going down

Based Oracle finn

all of them

That nigger lass who's been coming off the bench has been way better

Stream where?

Reiten is so fucking adorable

TV4

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is TV4 free yet?

Don't have C more or TV

Please beat us, Sweden. I can't take those screeching harpies anymore

no idea

you can probably sign up for a free 1 week account, you could do that last year for the WC

This "please beat us women's football makes me angry" mentality is pretty tired

Also pointless now because there's still a 3rd/4th place match so there'll be media attention for the rest of the week.

it's great. we got beaten in the round of 16 and i haven't heard anything about women's football ever since

Beerensteyn is starting instead of vd Sanden so looks good.

AHEM
*tings glass tings glass*
For Me,
It's Stina BLACKSTENIUS.org

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have sex

Y'all ready to have these fucking morons play the same 3 songs for 90 minutes again?

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>manhands
nope

i made u a meme lads

6264578

WE GON LOSE
WINDMILL BLOOTER WITHIN NANOSECONDS
1000-0 TO THE CLOGS
OUR CAPTAIN JUST SAYS "ÄH, DET ÄR LAGOM, KUNDE VARIT BÄTTRE" AND LEAVES

Stop advertising your shit meme in every thread jesus christ

Like, almost very pretty

love her smile

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love her titties

>Swedes getting injured in the warmup

State.

sweden on both counts

TOOTHPASTE FUCKING SHITS

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

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W-will I need my /SverigePolare/ folder?

nonce camera man is back

stream link pls??

too white too fucking white

WE WANT DIVERSITY IN EUROPE OR ELSE

White people are diverse

where are your black players sweden?
shocking!

Rooting for Netherlands now England is out.

Van der Sanden finally out of the starting lineup wtf is this

This is the women's team, not the men's.

post horan

two frauds

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t. Real Fagdrid bandwagoner

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>reddit soccer streams is down
FUCK

I wanted eng vs ned final :( it would've been very elite

I'd rather we play Dutchland over the revenge-minded Borgs.

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>Messi
9 World Cup knockout games, 0 goals
>Martens
3 World Cup knockout games and counting, 2 goals

There's only one fraud on that photo.

Hurray! Get to hear the soothing, pastoral Swedish anthem soon, watching the sweet ladies sing softly, whilst dreaming of milks, sheep lambs and cows, horses, fields, windmills, geese, animals...so soothing.....Netherlands anthem is nice, too! :D tall Fischer for Sweden, Nordic POWER. Van DE DONK, lol, Mineme sounds like an anime name, lol. Martens, Graham-Schuster, others are great too, though, lol, all players great.

My DLNA server is no longer working guys. How the hell do I fix it? I'm panicking...

r/soccercityy

Jakkobson, all the players are great.

Give that cameraman a raise.

thanks my dude

Go to the tech thread. Ask them, unless any user here knows.

someone please hang this faggot already

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There’s a raise in his pants at least

putting a frozen pizza in the oven, remind me in 12 min ok?

>tfw no retarded swedish gf

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>Jan Smit
>John de Bever
Surprised they didn't get Dries Roelvink on, then they would've been complete.

reddit is telling me that subreddit doesn't exist?

More webms from based cameramen please.

It's time for Holland to get BLACKED.

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/g/ is the most unhelpful board on this site. Never expect any answers from those angry incels.

Wilhelmus van Nassouweben ik van Duitse bloed

Netherl/a/nds get in here!

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Dutch women are some of the beautiful I've ever seen. Scandanivan women just look cold. 1/2 of them are also radical feminists. Not for me.

how are the thong possibilities looking out for this match?

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Tfw ikea is more dutch than swedish nowadays

DU GAMLA DU FRIA

swe obv. /elite/

swedish cutie during anthem

Stream?????

Real talk: Does the Netherlands have the most cucked anthem?

Im hoping for a great match and also a lot of thong shots

Why is Sweden so white?

That means a lot, coming from a bong and all...

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CAM AN SWEDEN SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

Hope we get some good brap shots today.

probably the most boring national anthem in the world

I think it's unacceptable how white our team is. Where the fuck is the diversity?

QT 3.14

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cmore.se/sport/spel/11990173-nederlanderna-sverige?autoplay=1

Nah that would be God Save The Queen

HEY, fuck off

Both are equally attractive, way better than British women.

no but Americans have the least knowledge of what our anthem actually says

Two cute teams, I'll suport the winner versus the bad american girls

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Dont worry, all the men in their bedrooms are black and arab.

Take it from a bong aswell that your only attractive woman on your team is De Donk

I want to fuck Alex Morgan so badly. She could easily be a model.

nigga you have to pay, wtf

This will go to extra time btw

>princess brown

kek

>men

my mum just said football should remain a men only thing holy fucking based
she also said swedish women are so much better looking than ours

Looks like a feminine boy user. Dutch has some real qts.

Immigrants lock their daughters in the house

add another y at the end ya tard

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>men

Seger has the face of an old lady pnj from The Witcher

Lina fan I see. Patrician taste.

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my boy var sinson is going to appear alot today

JUST

asslani did the eagle thing

my mom said something similar the other day, says soccer doesn't 'suit' women

>Aslani is the most attractive woman on the Swede team
btfo Snow niggers

based MEN in the VAR room remotecontrolling the dumb female refs

Let's end this debate once and for all
strawpoll.me/18266177
strawpoll.me/18266177
strawpoll.me/18266177
strawpoll.me/18266177

Same, change your flag too

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>when you pull out your dick

>not using a 8-1-1 formation
It’s like they want to lose

>r/soccercityy

soccercityyy still isn't working

Alex Morgan got beaned.

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>shoenice vandesande not playing

We actually might have a chance

Honest question: Does anyone here really care who wins between the two of them? I mean, as long as they go on to win against the USA, everything's fine.

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I care, fuck netherlands

It's only been a minute and I'm already bored. Will it get more exciting?

So are female athletes only lesbian in the US? I'm not getting that vibe from these girls

>my mum just said football should remain a men only
Why are you still living with your mum? Yes, Swedish women are attractive.

Thats usa

I care, fuck Sweden

I don't want neverlands to win since they will just choke in the final anyway

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im only 23

Same Germanbro. Hoping for a good game. Sadly don't think either of them will beat USA.

How much butthurt would there be if the the Dutch women’s team got a World Cup before the men did?

nice

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Normally I wouldn't give a fuck but since >we came this far let's win the whole thing, makes me feel good bout my country (or whats left of it)

Soccer is a girl’s sport

He looks like a Hispanic Orlando Bloom

>23
>lives at home
jaaajks

Take out your pizza now :3

Dutch coach looks like she doms some of her players. Maybe Martens

This horsy british dentition

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Now that the pregame fun banter's over, there's a boring soccer game to watch. Great.

I think you mean Land of the (((Free))).

u wrestle?

hey your pizza is ready

ive lived alone since i was 18

The Dutch are the worst

Fucking windmill watching, tree shoe wearing, faggots

we don't do double-k here
it's ck, not kk

we're trying to be civilized, understand?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosovare_Asllani

of course she had to inject the fucking double-eagle gesture at kick-off

>Dutch band is good

England will not be missed

how many of you did watch jakobssons nukes?

dutch girls are always gay as fuck
love em

Your pizza is ready!

REKT

based

thanks guys

why dutch kits are orange? their flags are not

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I WANT to BREED HURTIG

what do you have against us ?
t. 23 and still live at home

im moving out next month

GET YOUR FUCKING PIZZA! IT'S BURNING!

>soulless vs. soul

GO SWEDEN

Only 2 matches left till we don't have to see any women's football matches on Yea Forums for two years.

based

My parents arranged I was gone the moment I turned 18

why does the referee got yellow shirt? almost take her for a swede

Football's coming home

The olympics is next year sweetie! ;)

>Asllani has a tattoo of a black double-headed eagle, symbolising Albania, on her ankle.[25] She also has the words "Stay Strong" tattooed on the inside of her right bicep.[26] Asllani is Muslim.

uhhhm

Because she is cuter than any women in your country.

Everyone lives at home, unless you're homeless.

Wait, we cant use our height advantage and wait for a set piece goal, how will we win?

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But Spain won...

They truly are.

>Dutch band is good

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ŠVÉDSKO

It's their national fruit.

>tfw no TV to watch this on
>tfw no streaming service
>tfw twitch only has phishing scams

It's just not the same listening to the radio bros

Fucking retard

No problem!

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Willem van Oranje

William of Orange (a region in europe).

It's why carrots are orange and not purple.

2deep4me

word play

I miss rolfo lads what a qt

they love Donald Trump

my favorite player is Sofia

celebztoday.com/celebrities/SofiaJakobssonLEAKED_10.php

Blackstenius is cute, CUTE!

There's literally 100s of streams turd, how come you people don't know where streams are posted nowadays?
streamwoop.xyz/event/15674/Netherlands-W-vs-Sweden-W-

Royal family comes from a place in france called orange.

Swedish women are better looking, but Dutch women are more fuckable

*aheam*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_UEFA_Women's_Under-19_Championship

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>thot this would be on FOX
>turn on FOX
>TMZ
>Shanina Shaik is done with her marriage to DJ Ruckus
wtf

Anyone got the Alex Morgan Nudes?

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Fs1 user

G-guys i think i'm in love with Asllani......

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Purple carrots are better prove me wrong

Nordcuck games are such snorefests. Just give us our trophy already.

Supporting Netherlands because I'm a good Proddy.

I'm sorry, I just moved out and I've always just watched sports on the telly :(

qt

Would cheer on and high-five when she scores

for me, it's Blackstenius

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I'm going to pizza hut during half time

The Dutch Empire flag had orange in it.

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I do not disagree

KOSOVO JE SRBIJA

HOW WAS THAT NOT A CORNER?

yes, I figured it out, but still

Also, this Dutch keeper has got serious jitters

grim
alri virgin

me too, no roord vs. rolfö tonight
>sad_frog.png

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>paki in love with a Muslim
Good for you, inshallah

more like blacks in anus

mashallah

Why did they change it?

Get me a pepperoni pizza user!

This is the most aesthetic tricolor of all time. The Dutch are a people of cucks for not using this

lose weight

im gonna get on my stationary bike during half time

The ball was already out.

Day time tv on fox is worth more than World Cup coverage unless USA is playing lol

Either of these teams are gonna get absolutely BTFO by us. What’s the point of this match?

why do Boer South Africans only have about six different surnames?

were there only a few Dutch families that went over there?

boipucci to user. ABER HURTIG!

There's one problem though: This "early Engen" won't be in it.

Well bjork, it stopped being an empire you see...

there are more catholics than protestants in the netherlands.

>meanwhile in the stands

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>chain pizza
yikes

no surprise. these are all dykes

>Talking to a qt
>Want to impress her a bit by my 'feminism'
>'Yeah yeah, I watch WWC, kinda fun'
>'Wait why ? women football is shit, nobody watches that'

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They have a speech impediment called Afrikaans.

It makes everything but a few words completely gibberish.

I prefer the orange flag too :(

GO WEEEEST

no fuck netherlands and fuck you, hnor your cultural heritage

kek

HOW DID THEY NOT SCORE?

>women

I also want to go to the paki shop to buy some chips but in the other hand I hate my belly ;_;

It's kinda similar to Americans who use the Confederate flag. It has a negative connotation if you use it today

I'm not even getting their pizza I'm getting their pasta and probably garlic twists. $11 total.

>Shitstenius

because Willem created a colour called orange and named himself after that colour.
we had many painters at that time and they were so happy with this new colour that he became the king of our country.

hand is kill

>he thinks watching women's sports is feminism

not a bad save under pressure

stupid women

Is it normal with non-chain pizza in the US? Seems like you only have big corp pizzerias over there.

>swedish team murdering one of the best keeper in the cup to make it easier for our roasties
What an ally brehs

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nt suomenruotsi

mfw william of orange died after his horse tripped on a mole hill

fat waffle get fit

>JP still going on about England getting BTFO

FUCK OFF JP

cry more

>Yellow submarine

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

Yeah below the rivers but let's be honest the south doesn't really count

>amazing goal chance
>thread is instead discussing the color orange
what is the point of this thread?

fucking hell /pol/

Blackstenius sounds like a game of thrones character wtf

So when does the fun and excitement start?

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rare engen

>There are people that will deny that Williamson isn't the best looking woman in the WWC

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PLEASE GIB STREAM. THERE IS NO STREAM. I NEED STREAM.

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Shite way to go user

I mean half of the thread is already about which team has the hotter / more fuckable chicks

I hope USA wins so the cheeto in chief gets btfo

Argue that you're watching it for Engen and to root against the US.
She'll understand.

That’s like saying you have a shit ton of McDonald’s in America is that the only restaurant? We’re fat fucks with no self control, I can find literally 12 different artisanal pizza joints around me and I live in flyover land

When the first and only goal is scored an hour from now.

When someone scores

Gone from not caring about JP to pure rage hearing him, can't wait till lel liga to start back up so I can listen MAGISTERIAL Ray

Who’s the QTest in this game? I’ve already seen a couple

It's not the same I suppose but when I was a fat cunt I would order shit loads of sides from Domino's but no pizza. It was one of the happiest days of my fat life when they started selling big tubs of the garlic and herb dip.

Shouldn't have spend your stream monies on hamburgers.

wars for independence are expensive and shit.
red was cheaper than orange

on this blessed day, we are all Swedes

if you're in a city there's local pizza places every few blocks. even suburbs they're pretty common

When the murderessball starts.

Must have hurt with 40kg Jakobsson steping on her hand....

You’re just mad my joke was funny and you didn’t say it first

ur mom lmao

because ORANGE FLAG BAD

user, why are you watching women's soccer at 3pm on a workday?

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they say if you want to get bigger, you need to eat a lot. But only my belly gets bigger, not my arms

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/r/redditsoccercityy

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It's 9pm.

Jaw is too square.

>orange flag bad
>literally sing we love orange

Swedish players are qts

FUCKING SNOOZEFEST

It's not a question of if, it's when.

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Inshallah brother

we didnt start the fire

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it is nazi filth

Its from the French flag after we got cucked by Napoleon and forced to become a Kingdom after he fucked off.

If you don't like Village People, you're a fag

It's called the Anglo man jaw.

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Orange is a visually appealing colour imo.

>literally sing: I honor the king of Spain
>don't speak Spanish
dit is hoe debiel jouw logica is kut

oh look it's the ETERNAL SERB in exile in germany

Because it wasn't a goal scored.

Why doesn't Sweden have any pacy nogs in the team? I can't stand all these white, blonde haired roasties.

mijn logica of die van dit hele land

I expected pizza chains to demolish their competition but I'm glad to hear that it's not the case. In Sweden all our pizzerias are run by arabs, I find it funny as hell when they have an Italian flag outside their restaurant.

WTF /POL TOLD ME SWEEDEN WAS BLACK AND MUSLIM WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL THESE WHITE GIRLS!!!

btw good luck with your rocket attacks into Israel when Trump invades Iran, cheering for u lads

it's b&

why do countries other than USA hate scoring goals?

what was that refball shit?

Not gonna lie. In The Navy is an extremely catchy song.

>mfw no qt dutch keeper to give me a donkey punch

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I get the negative connotations man, I just think it's unfortunate because imo it's both more unique and more aesthetic

Idd

no, the flag was used before we were french

Sweden = literally Hitler confirmed

There's maybe 3 Italian places run by Italians left in my city and those are expensive restaurants.
Hell we even have kebab joints with names like 'Tuscano' and 'Bella Roma'

>semi final
>stadium isn't full

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die neederlands sprachen er un hvaldig eeasy sprahe

fuck, it wasn't last night.

It would hurt the other teams feelings and ruin the post game interteam scissor fest atmosphere.

Commentator keeps praising Dutch goalie's height: 'she is very tall, 1m80 !!!!! A tower !!!!'
bloody manlet

> listening to /pol/

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is that a fox? I saw one today, he was cute.

gij wat maat

The refugees are men

because women's football is almost exclusive to the blonde tribe

there are plenty of black girls in the basketball team

you got me

Imperious Woman Mountain

Uexpected that Sweden has >muh possession

fucking french bigots

>not knowing your own anthem
>"I've always honored the spanish king, but god will rule me so I return with my regiment"
If you seriously don't know that William of Oranje was driven from the Netherlands for his faith, and then returned to free his people you're either a mocro or a turk.

yes, today I saw a coyote walking down the street too

The muslims are in Sweden enforcing sharia law.

This. They're there to breed with these tall white women. Or rape em.

how much longer can we plow the swedes without being 1 v 11

Their husbands are.

BABY GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP

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>marokkaans gebrabbel
ga weg

>In Sweden all our pizzerias are run by arabs
I told myself the same thing when I visited Sweden

> implying the refugees are tall themselves

You did see the ASAP rocky vid right? That's what you can expect.

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So does this game determine who gets to play in the Summer Olympics or some shit
sorry I don't follow women's soccer that closely

of ik geen gewoon geen vliegende neuk om debiele shit als het volkslied en het koningshuis

That one had a different colour blue no?

Who is this again? She is in the Swedish squad.

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I thought Jill Scott (female version of crouchy) was tall but is only 181cm. I dont feel like a manlet watching this.

haha we cant talk

bad sportsmanship

I asked some of my female colleagues if they were watching this game. No one was going to. They don't give a fuck. I expected all of them to be proud of our "lionesses" and hyped

the swede was short hair is qt

at 1.90cm skinnyfat goalie in sixth tier Finland I could easily be the best women goalie in history, wud just need a defender to take the goal kicks, really hard to get them to the half way line consistently

>blonde girls

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sexy girl's

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Shit

why are female footballers so bad at securing their private photos?

Heb je je VMBO opleiding wel afgemaakt, user?

t. Gökmen

jakobsson

no, UK/England Ned and Swe will be the euro teams in the olumpics, this game doesn't affect that

>ASAP rocky vid
link pls

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I remember you posted that same image when Belgium got knocked out of the World Cup.
It’s okay fren, you still got third

Three best Euro teams are automatically qualified, i.e. Sweden, Netherlands and England. Don't know how it works for the other confederations.

Same frogs

give me a jakobsson gf every god damn day of the week. Fucking based god tier thot

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CAM ON NETHERLANDS SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS.

Is it me or that one chick from Holland team sort of looks like Elizabeth Olsen

Jakobsson I think

wtf?

Impressive.

Neither of these teams will be able to withstand the uswnt onslaught. They're both playing for second place

id rahter live in a shithole country and experience a world cup win than live in the netherlands losing 3 world cup finales

Nice hivemind

based horny frog posters

Jakobsson? Our attacker.
Plz post more

Who's ready for 0-0, extra time and shootout?

MOOT

I have to take a shit. Let me know if anything happens.

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Hij kon basis beroeps niet aan denk ik

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carn swedes

terug naar Istanbul Ahmed

Would fug

Who is the female equivalent of LCIM?

optyfen naar /pol/ met je geromantiseerde waanbeeld uit 1950 over wat Nederland is

They trusted crapple

Why come all the way here from Morocco then?

WTF? Sequential posts that are almost identical.

4 someone who speaks Swedish, Dutch is like a mix between German and Danish, often if I hear a Dutchman speak I can randomly understand sentences
ga waeg, bretty easy for nordic or English soeakers to guess

youtube.com/watch?v=cnhAYBriRZ8

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Zoals meeste Finnen tegenwoordig.

AAAAAAAAAA
i need a short hair qt gf NOW

yeah, but the french also use a different colour of blue

>Ban Christmas lights

I hope this is only a meme

I wish some sexy BBWs were on these rosters

I left Yea Forums when France scored. It wasn't me

>Spain

ik neuk jullie allemaal de moeder

>waanbeeld uit1950
>je eigen volkslied niet kennen
Yep I'm thinking this is VMBO

haha

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darko linesm'lady has a nice bum

>>>/dumpert/

Just imagine how it is for us. Everytime we get hyped for sporting events only to fuck it all up with "what if thinking". Just look at last night, close game but a missed pen and an offside goal and Neville playing 442. At this point just gonna pretend to be Welsh

Why is RTBF stream so shit ???? Why does Forza not stream this game ???? But a random women basketball game

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terug naar turkije, kut

Pizza is a bad example in America. Pizza restaurants are cut throat here and like 95% of them fail the first year

Kanker op kneus

>norway
did they, wtf

based norway

mate i live in manc more likely to get stabbed by drug dealing chavs than raped by refugees here

>At this point just gonna pretend to be Welsh
Grim

>RTBF instead of VRT

BORING GAME

Van de Donk goal when?
Groenen goal when?

Yeah England had plenty of chances to equalize and blew it. Was a good game and I think ultimately Neville is to blame.

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kom dan kankermongool ik breek je kankernek

wat jij wil knulletje

R I P P E N

>t.paki

not gonna lie,this looks like a straight win for USA in the final,neither of this teams is better than the other

Nords have their priorities right

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Can anybody provide a link for this game, gentlemen?

Asking for a friend of mine

>Knee someone
>Get hurt

???

vrt = sporza, they don't stream the game

HATE CRIME

Based and redpilled

Unironically among for 2nd place.

Prediction from your interdimentional overlords: Sweden 1-0

OH JESUS WHAT IS THAT GOBLINO?

Would any of you lads fuck the left for any amount of money?

Mommy swedish coach

hoe smaakten de frikandelbroodjes vanmiddag Rodney?

Wel genoeg energy op?

yeah i think they did

haha knulla

>no actual discussion about the actual game in this thread

fucking lmao

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Nonononononononono

is that a bald man

based

If you don't like overestimating our sporting ability and facing regular crushing disappointment in major tournaments then maybe you should leave. This has been our national pastime more or less since the US cucked us from invading foreign countries in the Suez.

if you get a Finnish proxy u can watch it on yle areena

What game lmao

Wouldn't be able to physically. Too gross.

wtf it's a woman?

I mean dutch* her beauty has blinded me

just google it mate

Also looking both goals from you lot, 1st came from Bronze not jumping to defend the back post and 2nd from Stokes (who is shite we should've used /our scouse slag/) not following the runner. Overall a good game but blew what should've been a win.

The game is shit right now desu.

>we murderball now
Based

this is seriously fucking boring

now i'm reminded why i don't watch women's football

Who else barely watching the game and just here for the shitposting?

Seriously there is this pizza meme on Yea Forums like everyone goes to Jockos Random Pizza, its both the best pizza ever and 12 dollars for a ultra large and nobody knows about it but also every city in the state has a random pizza that is really good that everyone goes too, meanwhile Dominos stock keeps going up so yeah

Fuck Muslims man, nobody cares for their We Are The Borg Resistance is Futile bullshit, you can't even have Christmas Lights or the Savages get boohoo butthurt give me a fucking break, Jesus is only the way the truth and the light man just shut up and deal with it shitskins

are you gay?
genuinely asking

of course i'd fuck her

>right now

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Not much to discuss.

I think there was a small city that changed their customs from having Christmas light to having nothing, they said it was to save money or something.

50k easy

Meh it's like that for most match threads lol

Swedish women are made for blacks

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WHO HAVE THE BEST WOMEN

from my experience, dutch and swedish women are one of the best looking in the world(athletes and ordinary girls, not models and tv hosts)

It's about time for Miedema to score I think

another qt down

ASSlani a cute

Me

F Kosovare

No. Don't want aids.

Girls really love their murderball

>VMBO

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the game

Agreed. Other than a couple missed moments you were the better side. Clean up those loose ends and next time you'll handle the business.

>maybe you should leave.
Might do, might become a roaming nomad on top of the Pen y Fan

Russia

Sounds like a non-story pushed by people with an agenda desu

story of pic? bed time in hotel sharing the bed or?

its a women on the left i hope?

I did, but, why?

Christmas lights aren't banned, idk what the story is even about, but those searches reflect more what the anglosphere (read americans) wants to think about a given country than the actual reality.

>literally copycat

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sporza.be/nl/matches/voetbal/andere/fifa-vrouwen-wereldkampioenschap/2019/halve-finale/01/nederland-zweden/
take it walloon nigger

you would also have a good qt team if you let your women play football instead of beating them !

>That Groenen eye roll

lmao

van de sanden 1 op 1 tegen casillas

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I know, but from Dutch vs Sweden NTs who? Post evryone.

From swedish team i like alliani, eriksson and jacbobson(never saw a single game, only met this girls in pic threads)

>that dutch tranny in the goal

Racist

have sex

Honestly for free

Since her face is on the same level as Sofia she probably got a hot body, so yeah

Will this go into penalties lads?

>NEEEEE! ER VOOR STAAAAAAAN!
kek

Kek these images bring more migrants

Probably 90% of people here.

average dutch and swedish girls are prettier than ours, ours are too mixed with turk and mongol bloods. Eugenics needed

Sweden is completely dominating, no way the choke this
Fenno-Swedish male commie asked the female expert

>wud it be mean to say that this is bad football?
>hmm, no


det är dåligt men det har varit en del bra drama, man måst ha annan inställning, på samma sätt som när man går och ser på sitt lokala andra divisions lag

The Dutch goalie takes the price for most ugly player

Based keeper

i think there was some city council who put up their christmas lights a day later than usual because some guy with a door key was home sick

ma'am please, this is a safe for work board

>Swedeshits

She looks like jughead

BRAAAAAPPPPPPP.

Bruh look at her nose

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Everyone here. Women's football is just not worth 90mins of attention

But that's why Russian women are so pretty you dumb slav

Didn't mind the previous ones but this call was really strange from the ref imo

CLOSE AF
also can an offensive player position themselves inside the net during corners?

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we're kinda getting refballed in >our favour tbqh
And still only the keeper keeping us in the match

bruh look at the state of your entire nation

Double negative

I MISS HER SO MUCH BROS

>9 - 1 fouls
VIKANGS

same. i'd do it for some nachos and a coke too though.

this bitch has some great vids

:^)

we're really shit how in the fuck did they get this far

Jesus fucking christ, that smile and nose makes her look like a genderbent Zlatan

they can but they would get caught offside all the time

Unironically do any of you ask your gfs for asshole pics? I don't see the appeal

its sort of a greener grass situation, people often say that Finland has beautiful women, I think they are alright but no that special. Most qutes Ive seen was maybe in Belgrade, and in S:t Petersburg, no where else in the world has so many cutes smiled at me as there for some reason.

I think people like womyn who are slightly exotic from the stacies we get at home. In Nor-dicks blonde tall women are pretty normie, while for a yank who is used to local goblinas they will of course seem very attractive

That's a fat pussy

Name?

FUCKING FIFA

>ref ball activated

> watching camgirls
user...

WE

dank u vlaams kankermoeder
Idk, people makes fun of me because I only dated one girl but when they learn she was Russian they all go "Oh, okay, you don't go for quantity but quality ;))))" or they keep asking me how did I date a Russian girl and if I have some tips

a name would be gratefully accepted, bro

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Rest was either shittier or fucking unlucky/shitty rules (Japan)

No, I just ask for feet pics.

For you

i find north europeans on average as prettiers, also they age better.
germanics/nordic have defined faces, more aesthetic usually


ours do that things too, but rarer than them

Asylani is HOT! All players are, tats and all! Kosovo and another country heritage, nice!

I'm starting to think that too desu. We suck so fucking hard. If we go through this one we will still get shafted by these american dykes

HEEYYYY
HEEYY BABBYYY

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>pretty quiet broadcast
>you wanna be my girl trumpett starts blaring at 100.00 decibel

gonna wake the neighbours

>ask your gfs

How do we fix womens footy?

If I fucked that pussy would I die?

Stream?

>smiled at me
How do you look? Long blonde hair and tall athletic body? Were you smiling at them first?

I look average European and no one smiled at me ever for no reason

>imagine hurtig is playing with your balls and you can't stop her
she is a big girl

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well, there goes my strategy of having the whole team jump out from the net during set pieces

I've always had the best game abroad, idk why.

Probably because exotic is interesting. Russia was definitely the easiest though, never had so many Tinder matches in my life in just one session of swiping. Over here i get a couple a day, over there it was 10+ an hour. Insane.

completely dominating Sweden. Going to bed now fully expecting to wake up to us having advanced to the finals

Most likely from the multitude of diseases youd contract.

part of leaked pics from jacobsson, dont know relations

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allow trannies?

Body oil and skimpy clothes

Cameras in the dressing rooms

ban this

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Gewoon ze allemaal naar de tering trappen.

BBC.

Replace with women (male)

HEY! HEY HEY BABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'd love for her to hurtig me

holy fuck is this boring match
not even the Yea Forums thread has funny memes

at least America and England was more intense

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who were the russians? age/occupation?
all were locals? you were stated as tourist or exchange student?

Have you fellas seen the mod BTFOing ? The board is a shit show right now

>Withe

#unsere Jagd
that's very NSDWP

tall, pretty thin, semi long blonde hair, definitely was smiling at piipo

was there as a 19 year old horny boy, my method of flirting often included just trying to smile at cutes in the street

Allow each team to have 2 men on the field (not GK)

BASERAD.

Imagine being such a faggot that you decide you need to bring a trumpet to a sporting event.

Jacobsson has a bf afaik so unlikely that it's anything noteworthy.

why are Swedes so violent?

She was a Russian but she lives in Belgium, she came here when she was 10.

Also same, I don't have any Tinder match ... Am too ugly

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The black chic for the Dutch needs to be subbed out. Shes shit.

but they most be over 40

make football great again

Ja gewoon even een nigel de jong pullen op die rapinhoer

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Post him? is he footie player too or a childhood friend?

What did he do?

>+3
how? nothing has happend

I was visiting on a study trip, mostly hung out with Russian students. Just had on my bio that I was there for ~2 weeks in each city, looking for someone to show me around town. St. Petersburg+Moscow.

Pent up sexual desire for American men

dont remember if she had a name ill see if i cant dig it up

or under 15

Has either team even come close to scoring? Holy shit.

wait is that remove kebab on the background?

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someone needs to rape the trumpet players with their own instruments
anally

Anyone else feel the BBC commentary is really awkward? It feels like the woman face palms everytime JP talks

Ja precies Rapinhoer en Morghannes. Moeten maar terug naar Mexico met hun grote bek.

Tbh most people are incredibly bad at making a good bio/good photos.

Try having a female friend look at it, it at least made things better for me lmao.

Would be better if they were preteens.

Sweden almost did. Kick save off the line for the Dutch keeper

we where close one or two times

sideways

It would be cool if new zealand would be playing as well

>zero pass or forward connects
Why are women so shit at connecting?

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Open the board on yoir pc, you'll see. Just a few seconds is enough.

Halftime politicians

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These trumpets are based

MATCH thread

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN

Congratz to USA for winning the world cup already

and of course they must share the locker room.

No pedo

Awful lot of semen slurping for this amount of lesbians

>Try having a female friend look at it
>female friend
There is a problem in your keikaku lad

>be the better side
>tied 0-0

watching this makes me want to play football again just because of how shit these femlets are

naah, having a Litmanen, Laudrup Iniesta type on the midfield directing play, like a general commanding an army of slags wyd be gold

kanker reclames

Some of these bitches are private so. Only rumors floating around this one. She could be bi, who knows.

DIe van de lampen is wel zo slecht dat ie bijna leuk is. Bijna.

Kijk op de BBC ouwe

SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS SEATS AND SOFAS

I want hope solo to smile at me

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post the ajvie nudes

nigga dead