This is Peru

Based and Prussianpilled

t. el peruANO

el peruANO señores

Why does Texas steal from other countries instead of creating their own foods and traditions?

Best kit in intl wogball

>Cultural apropriation
Well fuck me a retarded american flag who would've thought

They've invented a lot of things, not very useful but the innovation is there. They are like the chinese of america. Also, their team is really competent and I see they make lots of efforts.

We invented Pisco :3

>Bullying orejitas
He cute

>They've invented a lot of things, not very useful but the innovation is there.
Pretty much because here we care more about fuction than form, ugly shit but that does the trick. That's why foreigners come to gamarra to buy clothes in tons, our cotton is really top notch. Also we have Villa el Salvador where you can buy furniture in whatever form you want with real wood and for a cheap price. My people are good, what we lack is order and an infrastructure that works in our favour, our traffic system is a fucking nightmare same with the health one.

Chile pls.

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Country looks comfy & they have that one poster that makes everyone seeth on /his/
Also as a shitcano how difficult would it be to get a Peruvian gf?

>traffic system is a fucking nightmare
Holy shit, Lima's downtown on rush hour is hell on earth, and i thought that Santiago was pretty fucked in that sense

Yes, peruvian cotton is great. Didn't know about the furniture, if I visit that place in the future I'll check that out. Perú is an old country (considering the previous Incan State) so denying all their contributions is plainly stupid, I hope you guys get your shit together and make progress towards development, the region needs better countries.

buncha fuckin cp spammers is what they are

>We invented Pisco :3
nigga please, even intelectual people in your contry said your goverment named a small town in the middle of nowhere Pisco just to lie to the whole world.

Most likely a chilean falseflagger. Peruvian cunnybros know cunnies are for hugs, not for fugs.

Peruvians are child fuckers:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina

>Lina Marcela Medina de Jurado (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈlina meˈðina]; born 23 September 1933)[1] is a Peruvian woman who became the youngest confirmed mother in history, giving birth at age five years, seven months, and 21 days

seething CHI

Here people go to really fancy stores, check what kind of model you want, take picures and then send them to a workshop in Villa el Salvador and they made the exact same shit for 1/3 the price. Shit's awesome, I made there my desk, and shit is real sturdy.

Fucking yes, I'm living here since last year and shit drives me nuts, I was used to live in Tacna where you can be anywhere in 15 minutes, in this hellhole everything is 2 hour trips, and I'm sure as fuck is because there's no fucking planification for the traffic system, also we lack a metro like in Santiago.

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>chileANOS and peruANOS still seething over a drink that no one would care about if its origin wasn't disputed

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thanks for all the new files in my special folder

>he doesn't know about the mighty el peruANO, dread of jannies

Los peruanos...

>preferring pisco over a good ol' beer from valdivia

You guys disgust me.

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Peruvians are the most Machistas people in South America. That's a fact. Sometimes is like women doesnt have rights at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=zKwYwQwH-C4

YIKES

Thats based tho thots need to be patrolled

If you ever had sex you would know

and thats a good thing. Look at fucking Argentina being fucked by "pañuelos verdes"

whats wrong with that?

We may have the BEST cotton and great wood but we use Indian cotton and pinewood because its cheaper and our current president is profaggets, its a country cursed by retards and commies.

You all actually need to have sex and get a gf. Australopithecus mind won't help you.

Im not taking advice from a virginsito

hehe nice pasta because is mine

I believe you can embarrass Brazil, Peru. At this point Brazil is still in the lead when it comes to embarrassing Brazil, though.

LMAO A GRINGO CALLED U ¨¨ VIRGENSITO ¨¨ WHAT U GONNA DU ECUATORIANO ? HAHAHAHAH

Are you a Peruvian child? I dont need to do anything if his only reaction was to call me"virginsito" when his past arguments were clear about how his mind thinks about women. Why do I need to make understand an Empire monkey about rights? He'll grow up and understand women wont give a chit about him if he still thinks in that way. The best think I can do is let him be because someday in the future he'll realize all the wrong he was about women and he'll remind the words an user said on a Yea Forums thread. :)

LMAO more than 500 words for me but not for the gringo who calls u ¨virgensito¨ that makes me think u are an actually VIRGENSITO

kek

i remember when denmark won over peru at 2018 wc

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basado

Lmao the dude is clearly a seething virgin and he thinks being a little good boy will get him laid

I mean, its not like if we hit woman they will love us u know we are just good machos but not like those barbarics muslims roaches in the middle east

Thank you so much based mr Luigi. We love your pizzas a lot. We even have a street named "Pizza street" in honor of you cool Mario brothers

I wish I could make such pastas in spanish

Shota Orejitas

wh*te peruvians can be hot sometimes

@mars.2001 on IG

she's also brazilian and romanian though so who knows how peruvian she is

also peruvian food is elite as fuck

EU VOCE FALAR MUITO BELO OBRIGADO UMA DELICIA OVOS GAROTINHA DO BUZIOS BANHEIRO BUNDA GOSTOSSAAA EU VOCE MACACO FURIOSSOOOO JOGGO BONITTO GALETO MAI GRANDE DO MUNDO FRIJOLADDA MUITO DELIZIOZOO

Ikr I hate pisco. It's too strong I'd rather have a lighter drink

Laughed.

thats what I have learned when I was in Rio hehe

was sendero luminoso based?

i think that peru is ahead of the CURVE and has a FAT advantage

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You don't want a Peruvian gf, they are fucking ugly, and the ones that aren't are too rich and only want men richer than them.

Fuck no.
If they asked you to join their side and you refused, they labeled you as a traitor and killed you asap, plus taking anything of value from you and your family "for the cause".
They also kidnapped children and indoctrinate them so they can become soldier of the revolution.

No. They never were. They were red pilled progressive faggets

>Not wanting a chola who can cook better than a 5 star chef with less than a dollar and can raise 5 of your children meanwhile working 2 jobs and fucks better than a porn star.
Men than focus on looks are worthless and full of onions, function is always gonna be better than form. Ask Arnold and his mutt son.

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Those bloody murderers were never based.
My friend's dad was from Cajamarca and those fuckers killed his entire family because they didn't want to be involved in their fight.
For them, anyone who's not their ally is an enemy and must be killed.

Only caring about fucking anything that moves is a nigger thing to do and the reason why Peruvians are so fucking ugly, only the best looking genes should be passed through. Even Bolivians understand that.

Call me a limeño maricón, I don't give a fuck.

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What a fucking pussy i bet you drink wine too

>Only caring about fucking anything that moves
>I listed reasons why fuck ugly woman are worth it
>lol no genes
That's why I get for trying to discuss with 5 fucking suns.

I don't either limeño maricón.

I remember the nice video that Denmark did to Perú :3

Also Ericksen papi!

Rosquete

there's a cockroach on your flag Colombia

For me, its Stephanie Cayo.

never

all ITT chinguen a su madre, ok?

Every now and then I go on expeditions to Peru to catch (poison dart) frogs for breeding projects.
10/10 Frogs, otherwise shithole

Esse e o maior peru que o.mundo ja viu

I've only gone to Tacna but that place is ridiculously clean. I didn't see litter anywhere, didn't think that was possible. Also cheap high quality clothes and tasty mango juice.

Monos

They sell cocaine. Thank you peruANOs for selling me cocaine

MIGUEL GRAU
> based big cojones

EL PERUANO

DURANTE SU NIÑEZ

cool guys

It takes courage to be proud of such a shameful country.

>ceviche
it's gross though

Last digits are the amonunt of times that varsinson will show up

That's a very conservative estimate.

Grau is so based even we like him despite being one of the commanders who fought against Chile during the pacific war. The gentleman of the seas was his nickname.

Based papi conquistador

peruANOs are all indios an will get raped by brazilians

Based perubros

Paolo Guerrero é o nome dele

>Call me a limeño maricón
limeño maricón

PAUL WARRIOR

Congratulations Peru
You will be the next champions

PAUL FUCKING WARRIOR

Dang

BASED PERU MAKING >JANNIES SEETHE

political fights by Chileans in 3..2...

Now that was just mean

jajajajaajaja ni el tiro del final!

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HHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA

BASED GALLESE

Buena el peruano

They won

I wish i had a peruvian gf to make me ceviche everyday.

GOAT FUCKING ESSE

basado y animepastillado

Lmao, based

So are they actually good? They only lost to the eventual champs and Denmark(who tied the eventual finalist Croatia) in the WC

Fucking based, they actually deserved it.

They're our friendly neighbors, their tv raised us, and we love them

Based

They try their best

they post cool webms hahah not that i watch them tho haha

It is impressive how strong the Inca genes are, even after fucking for generations with niggers they still look like fucking chinks.

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>tfw you didn't lose against peru

There's nothing more pathetic than Chile

Peruvians are the strongest race in the world

Most based latam country.

i like cermeza! and wendy zulca

>Their tv raised us

This, Pataclaun and Karina y timoteo will always have a place in my heart

el delfin is the best peruvian singer!

youtube.com/watch?v=NecoBo0BhEk

what's a wendy zulca?

We did it bros!!

god I still remember the fucking delfin

We love you now, I'm not sure if Uruguay would've played that well against those mapuches, I just hope suicide skyrockets in Chile

abazame cholo

they were filthy commies and killed lots
When I was a kid they detonated a carbomb in front of my school because it was behind a fucking bank.
Fuck jannies, fuck kikes and fuck commies.

im so happy this is our fuckin year bros

Noooooooooo

I can't believe it. Hope Gallese keep like this for the match with Brazil

They are good

youtube.com/watch?v=8bVJMJOqR8A

she is really hot now

We truly tried our best, nothing to say, Chile played fucking well, but we played even better. Now how do I contact Gallese to fuck my mom and my sister?

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We have a very small pourcentage of blacks. If anything theres only been mixing between spanish and incas.
Yes they look asian bc incas were asians like most natives.

chad motherfuckers, respect.

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Que pollo

based!

Gallese is based and I sure as fuck he gets some kind of recognition in Peru.
Literally THE based goalkeeper in this cup.

Peru is our bros, forever.

do these cholas really fuck good?

Now you remember Gareca Redneck

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>Honduras

yeah.

Unless u are a fuckin commie then no

Hooked up with an instagram tier porn tier thicc bitch, with huge titties and soft thic ass Peruvian only cause my parents were Peruvian and Bolivian. She gave me her number but i never called her because i still can't believe we actually banged.
so, thanks Peru for that night.

>not letting Gallese pound your own hole
heck he can finish in me too

No probs there are a bunch of thots here...

this was here in the states, she did all the talking and everything. best softest sex ever, i want more.

t. chilean

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Gracias amigos.

I hope you squash the racists in your country.

BASADO PERÚ.

youtube.com/watch?v=8bVJMJOqR8A

AL PERU LO VAN A VEEEER
QUE LA COPA VA A TRAEEEER

MACAQUINHO VA A LLORAAAR
Y SE QUIERE SUICIDAAAAAR

We tried our best!

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We dont buy the identity politics bullshit yet

Based yordi

How would you anyways? You all look the same

Yet. Fucking ORGULLO

My uncle got killed by Sendero. Not cool

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And the only reason why people can tell which Chilean is which is because they're all different types of ugly, mestizo maligno

We are actually extremely different, from Senegalese black to blonde pale fucks, Also pure japanese qts

>El SenderANO Luminoso

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>BR
>Peru

So the two S. American countries with large Japanese populations got to finals? Is that a coincidence? I think not. .

>We dont buy the identity politics bullshit yet
They are shilling it pretty hard.
Vizcarra is globo homo

they want to impose a sex tariff on political parties

and the supreme court BTFO the parents who wanted the gender ideology out of school.

It's okay, when there's a anime everybody wins!

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absolutely based

yeah we export everything even our thots
protip, talk to any peruvian girl about peru and they will drop their panties

*grabs you by the ribs.*
*lifts you up.*

You did more than your best and you're super saiyan!

Yay! I like you Perú, doesn't matter if we got VAR'd against you, everything is fine as long as you recognize that and give us our fucking goals and let us play the final, friendship is for the miserable and all things return to null, alway rember bad day

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Japan will be there on heart.

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EL QUE NO SALTA ES UN CHILEANO!!
EL QUE NO SALTA ES UN CHILEANO!!

>1890 Meiji Era
>Be Japanese immigrant
>Can move to either California, Hawaii, Brasil, or Peru

What kind of Japanese would then choose Peru to immigrate to.

how do you go from this to this

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What does a Peru hapa look like?

PERU!!!

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>Fuck jannies
based peruvian

Skinny queca, amirite?

dude, come on

Nice kawaii people blessed by the magic lines in Nazca

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Peru back on 1890 was pretty comfy though.

Props to gallese and trauco, both were absolute units

like this

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yeah bro all those spanish farm owners whipping thousands of peons for a handful of rice grains a day and that shitty ass corn beer at interest

based

I'm in Peru for a few months. Where do I meet these jap descendant qts? asking for my dick.

Literally
Unironically
And undoubtly
B A S E D

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I really hope Perú will do his best!

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Based Chilean bro, love and peace from Peru

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In 2D world

Tetas grandes... culo gorrrdo...

Nicki Minaj knows.

Sad man, didn't know that

ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

youtu.be/6-iBazKQbB4

:( I hope we improve

One of the 3 national anthems

Unironically this.

Peru why are you so based? I just don't have a big enough heart for you.

Which ones are the others? Don't put Eva, my mom already blasts her music when she cleans or cooks.

Also who can forget this gem. Literally one of the lyrics is "nigger cunt of your mother"

youtu.be/9uZW1In38gA

shittiest taste

youtube.com/watch?v=CCx58fKFPMo

I love the intro

I was just at my dad's restaurant watching the game and the live band played it for all the drunks there and I swear I saw some dudes crying LMAO. They were all fucked up on pisco and Cristal.

youtu.be/eQKkhxZlZNQ
Kino song

they are everywhere, so just ask around i guess

>T. chileANO que se alucina blanquito
watching your team live at a WC must be so fucking based

not based at all

Shut the fuck up, scuffed Texas. Peruvians are honorary white men. They had a Japanese president and formed a death squad to kill commies. You guys nigger stole fishing waters and get fucked by hues, sit the fuck down.

calm down peruANO, if your country was so perfect then you wouldn't be living in Miami

(((Miami)))

Viva Fujimori
Viva Pinochet

Just visit AELU or Peruano-Japones in Jesus Maria and try to get some nikkei pussy.
Godspeed user.

Wew lad

Neck yourself.

"Spainards" in Perú were blacks. Not the Inca. Simon Bolivar, San Martin, etc.

>white
No thanks. I'm amerindian and I love my skin which is golden brown with the texture of the sun

they had a pretty good game againt France last year, Lloris saved us from crazy Tuco.

Based France niggas.

I am actually rooting for you guys, won fair and square against us. Hope you pull it and hit Brasil hard enough.

never doubted you perubros, the only country I'd root for after my own.
also bring back 1st(first) peruana gf and 2nd(second) peruana gf.
they were hot as hell.

He’s from Ecuador though

Shining Path appears in Carpenter's Escape From New York

VAMOS PERUUUUUU

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And that's a good thing.

here in the USA its known as a peruvian drink

Relatively speaking, any American could retire with a few hundred thousand USD down in Peru and would live pretty /comfy/

>t. tastelet

FUCK Peru and FUCK anime

I keep hearing how ugly Peruvian women are. Post sauce of Peruvian women. Are there no models in Peru?

Is that a sexual proposition?

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you gotta love the mestizaje maldito mate

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The left looks like Snookie and is too chubby. The right looks nice.

USA (gay)

Fucking Colombia with chulo

not wanting to jump onto CULO GORDO

Given that Snookie is Peruvian, that's not surprising.

She's from Chile tho.

Colombia 3 Peru 0

kek whats next country of feminicides?

>commies
>based
as expected from a modern burger