/cric/ England btfoing New Zealand

>New Zealand require another 236 runs with 6 wickets and 198 balls remaining.
Is it even really that unsurmountable

Taylor obviously thought Rashid was a typical curry fielder.

lads having a giggle

choke on this mate
*pulls down pants*
*stuffs my dick down your throat*
back the fuck off?

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>muh numbers
It's IMPOSSIBLE

>the only two batsmen both get run out within 2 overs
KEK

England wins the WC or us, pretty much the same thing since we're the same country!

PROUD OF YOU MY ENGLISH COUNTRYMEN

where are the kiwis?

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No, but, they're not going to chain a bunch of 4s and 6s and get 1s for the rest

poo peeland LITERALLY wouldn't even be in the semis if their game against india wasn't washed out kek

neesham and de bigman will see NZ home with a century apiece

feel bad for Ross Taylor. if >we don't win the WC, I hope it's NZ

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Tell me about your runouts New Zealand

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Bud bud ding, bruv.

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Cope harder

Not a fan of Project Management lads

chin up

Kill yourself, cock smoker.

NZ are done m8

Office lads hooting at Taylor being run out everyone in high spirits and pulling pranks. The classic pencils in the Cadbury fingers box being usrd

youtu.be/qNBjIh_QxZE

Yeah I'm thinking this is BASED

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Dw mate, he's used to it.

>shit-stained fingers typed this post.

>salty over bantz

yikes

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hello pooki

Fuck off, paki bastard.

If >we do indeed qualify for the semis then it's still only a 1 in 4 chance of winning it (at best). That's not because there's four teams in it, it's because England need to win both tosses to have any chance.

No and that's the beauty of cricket

>waaahhh it's a complete road wish I could bat on this surface

OH NONONONNONO AAHAHAHAHAAH

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the paki reveals himself

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youtube.com/watch?v=2ROiU9kOHeE

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India going to regret letting us win

bye bye from wc thank you

33 behind the RRR

This thread stinks of shit and curry

RIP

they're still gonna make the semis. if they somehow manage to make it to the final (lol) I wouldn't mind them winning it

am an unabashed idolfag lads
youtube.com/watch?v=Zmz8gpsMNOY

all part of plan lad ;)

lads whats the pop song that goes something like FOREVER FOREVER (something somerhing ) GONNA LAST FOREVER
it used to play on the radio all the itme in like 2004/5

>whoever wins the toss and bats first
>wins
basically this world cup in a nutshell

>indians
>capable of forming a plan
toplel

Reported this noncery to the ghost of Bob Hawke.

>Pakistan

Hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhshahahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahwhhwhwhwhwhahhahahahuhuhuhuh

lol you haven't been paying attention gora langoor

THIS

Pakis Gunna Blow by Karachi Killaz

Latham needs to be taken out for a guaranteed win. He is the last hope

...

>ratshit
>going for 10 rpo
hmm just like normal

i'm sorry, did NZ already lose? does being 97/4 in the 21st over count as a loss? is that what you're saying?

Whats your ultimate nostalgia song?
youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

Unironically want England to win. I've been saying this for yonks.

Could have been a deluxe bread if it was a webum

Adil Rashid giving away runs. I wonder why

>anyone who isn't white

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Absolutely agree fella

youtube.com/watch?v=JFTBhe4xylw

>fuck up
>w-we meant to do that, honest

you should give your bros in /cric/ and /nrl/ the source for these when they ask haha
whats the source lol

Cuck

>stop watching cricket for a year
>mark wood STILL getting games

how the fuck does he do it

Have a proper giggle
I'll be quite polite
But when I rock the mike
I rock the mike (right)

how did such an internationally irrelevent country such as australia come to dominate imageboard culture?

when root can bowl fairly mediocre offbreaks it makes you wonder why moeen ali was ever in this team

a lovely insight into post world war 2 music had japan won.

How is that related to cuckoldry?

Good banter culture plus a lot of neet losers.

NZ scoring at sevens last few overs. they have this one in the bag

Sucks lots of cock

>English commentator shitting on Poo Pealand

Based.

>aussies
>good banter
Fuck me, I bet you're a paki.

For those precious 13 runs of 11 balls at number 8.

Centrelink

HOLY FUCK THIS IS AS BAD AS THAT SONG THAT GOES LIKE "TIME AFTER TIME [JAPANESE WORDS]"

but he's right. england should win for the greater good of cricket. absolutely do no need india to win and australia wins lol gets tiring

reckon NZ might win if they can keep scoring runs whilst also retaining their wickets

just think about it logically

Still better than americans. Of the Anglo countries they are definitely second after brits.

shitposting. imageboards are the perfect outlet for the way australians take the piss out of stuff.

link it, no idea what that song is

>tfw got memed into ordering Uno's deep dish pizza
it's nothing special, could have had a large Pizza Hut for half as much.

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dear oh dear it's all gone wrong

had the chance of facing New Zealand in the semis rather than England or India but they had to fuck it all up by losing

Thanks tubs

Fuck off, paki

it looks grim

agree it's the only thing that might rekindle ANY sort of interest in cricket if there is suddenly a front page of "england wins cricket world cup" despite no one even being aware of it happening in this country

Cyndi Lauper?

What the fuck is in that

When Moeen Ali can score at better than a run a ball it makes you wonder why Root was ever in this team

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I don't remember the name. It played inside my head for weeks.

you have to play 2 of the other 3 anyway, does it really matter

that looks grim

Did you scrape up last week's street droppings?

Is that paneer?

Just saw the NZ wickets. All just dreadful.

youtube.com/watch?v=h3fp3L0aZXc

i don't know if you're being sarcastic but that unironically would since the ashes is coming up right after and that at least has a little bit of buzz about it.

was it linked here?

Doesn't 1 play 4?

yes but looks burnt

A japanese song

Yeah, by ruru poster

Ours were much worse.

anyone notice there's never a canadian flag in /cric/ threads?

Yeah that's nostalgia right there.

getting a bit nervous now lads haha just get em out please I can't handle a close finish

youtube.com/watch?v=ZTSYQkyknK0

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Reckon New Zealand should just maintain NRR now desu

youtu.be/gysa39xp3uA
this one?

Shut the fuck up.

teri abhi tak phat rahi hai gandu yadav LMAO mat chinta ker kojay, nahi ana hamnay semis mein

Nah not this one. Let me check the archives.

based just heard ice cream truck pull up near my street, gona get 99 for you lads

sorry mate, I don't have my monkeyspeak amulet. You'll have to translate

why are u so mad poo, didnt guzzle cow piss for breakfast?

kek

chuck us a bubble o'bill mate ta

who'm recall?

youtube.com/watch?v=0HL-N9oOjcs&ab_channel=tatu

Newriver Reit Plc is a property company in the UK

>bubble o'bill
>not a screwball

This one
youtube.com/watch?v=J3lCCKXe998

get me a vanilla choc-top thanks mate

youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c
brehs

Acha hai sarfaraz or puri team ko or jute padte ek or bar haarne par.

So how about that game, huh, crazy stuff

GOODBYE
THIS TOWN
THESE STREETS
YOUR FRIENDS
YOU'LL NEVER SEE THIS PLACE AGAIN

any streams lads?

mine is 10 mins behind

keep failing the canifis rooftop agility course lads, pretty frustrating

jutay kam hain, gaand mein bala dain gai inkay

>nahi ana hamnay
pathetic urdu

england are done. the RRR is dropping slowly instead of rising.

big fan

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>123/4
Elite score

just bot it lmao

Gettng nervous

CHOPPED THE FUCK ON

Disappointed at the racism in this thread, not needed really is it

>wood
>chopped on
heh

W O O D
O
O
D

>REESHAM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Possible related search: girl

>another hitting on
GONE
FUCK OFF
USELESS CUNT

tu meri tatti chaat lai bhosri kai tujhay tera khana tu milay peshab khor

Loool

I decided to go full
dungeon
master

Dick licker.

Top chune lad.

What the fuck is that guitarist doing?

>LAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't think NZ are actually all that good tbqh.

NZ got this in the bag lads

*can't play Layla*

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123 for 5
Even eliter score

Colin deBigCock

Big house

I'm listening to it right now. The intro is so catchy.

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sportnews.to/events/2019/icc-world-cup-cricket-england-v-new-zealand-s4/

Keep those nostalgia tunes coming you nigger

i wanna punch the cunt with a guitar

What amazes me about the guitarist is that it can't be the same one at every game. Which means they hired multiple guitarists who are all fucking awful.

>nahi ana hamnay semis mein
FUCKING KEK
Yeah, because you know you won't make it

more a wuthering heights man myself

BASED
love the presets
youtube.com/watch?v=ha2fzUpqKi8

cityheaven.net/tokyo/A1311/A131101/otome/girlid-20903909/diary/pd-289261602/ its from her dairy thing, dunno which

it really is. so so so good

up to date and much better quality

thank you m8

expat over here

youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek

youtube.com/watch?v=ykW4rtW2eu0

That's exactly what I've been thinking. unless they've paid the same guy to travel to 43 different games?

>eng football: that fucking brass band
>eng cricket: that fucking guitarist
>eng rugby: that fucking chariot song
The ride never ends.

Not sure where they found this guitar boomer. A homeless busker could do a better job.

banger to be sure with fucking ridiculous vocals but I like the video for babooshka

brendon mccullum more like biased mcseething

youtube.com/watch?v=GOJk0HW_hJw
:D

I've definitely seen a few different ones on TV. Not just the frizzy haired one.

for me, its listening to the presets, pendulum, and prodigy while playing wrath of the lich kings with all my bros over at my house
youtube.com/watch?v=gIOQfdn9L9c

FUCK i miss it so much bros. what a kino time to be alive.

>SEETHING
OH NONONONONONO

no it;s definitely several different ones but some are worse than others
there was one that attempted the layla riff twice, fucking up both times, and then just let the song play without further participation
did the

>The Presets
now THAT was an early 00's electronic duo

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>eng society: those fucking nignogs

youtube.com/watch?v=nU1VfYYKMDk

yup
don't play guitar like that anymore

any streams lads?
mine is 8 years behind

Ian Bell has just got out after a vital 4 runs from 57 balls.

considering where we were when I fell asleep, this is not evdn bad honestly

LOVE expats
HATE immigrants

simple as

youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg
;)

sportnews.to/events/2019/icc-world-cup-cricket-england-v-new-zealand-s4/

running up that hill is a great song and video

reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/

I MET WITH ALL OF MY PEOPLE

LOCKED UP WITH ALL OF MY PEOPLE

first song I put on my ipod nano

>veronicas
>not the GOAT

Shit taste cunt.
youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2YmM3YqvI

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I will give you a (You) if you're a female /cric/er, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

Cam the fak on NZ scor Sam rans

are they called that because they're preset to entry level?

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>confused at the 10-40 over period
So the whole match?

for me, it was american idiot on my reject shop mp3 player i got for my 12th birthday

youtube.com/watch?v=lqCyTM1bF6Q

peak nostalgia lads

Almost home lads.

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oh, you mean phases 2 through 4

genuinely a banger

banger

How the fuck did they pick these guitarists? I’m objectively a better guitarist than most of these cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=8Fj9DzE_OUA

>it's our bandwidth, not yours

Had some angsty teenage wanks to these slags.

Tum say hee
Ae Mujahidon

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Bard?

Which itself is a sport

>at music festival
>bunch of metalheads there because Parkway drive was on the lineup
>bunch of gay bands play first
>everyone hanging out for a good mosh
>spiderbait comes out
>plays black betty
>we all go nuts
>band notices how much we're getting into it
>they just keep playing it over and over and over

That was a good time.

yeah this is nostalgic as fuck even though i never personally listened to them that much. all my mates did though.

started my appetite for wog girls

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Afghan chad, who would win a fight between you and the uppity paki that goes around calling wypipo Indians? A grudge match no holds barred

feel like pure shit just want the Big Day Out back

>had the displeasure of seeing spiderbait live
>literally played black betty for 40 minutes
How can one band live off of a song they didn't even write?

WE ARE ALWAYS RUNNING FOR THE THRILL OF IT THRILL OF IT
ALWAYS PUSHING UP THE HILL SEARCHING FOR THE THRILL OF IT

what is a wicket lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=DpWVsOyf0n4
is peak sitting at home on a saturday night wondering where it all went wrong fuel

youtube.com/watch?v=AJScoud_atU
any /eshay/ man in?

>youtube.com/watch?v=NuT5KUA7iaY
I am the mostest of boomers.

you now remember tristan barker

>de condom

Because it's fun.

BRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

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>poopee
tired of laughing at them lads

>POO PEELAND
FUCK sake

Gonehomme

I know this is 4channel and people lie all the time but I never lose fights, I either win or die, and I am not dead yet so you do the math.
Also, pakis are incredibly weak, there was this pic floating around on /int/ regarding muscle strength in different races and paki men are legitimately below white women in strength which just makes me kek. I've beaten up so many white women I KNOW I am stronger than any paki

oh deary me

66032720693e268f804a06417a8b3e844fa3de8c

>OMG THE STRANGLERS!!!!!
>(it's not golden brown)

Thanks for the disappointment cunt.

wasn't his dad in crowded house or some shit lmao

कृपया सभी यात्रियों को बताया जाता है कि :

please restrict all music related discussions to Yea Forums

poopees are pathetic tbeh

KEK i havent heard this in forever

youtu.be/BUnbmh16_2o

this isn't good for the NRR

Poo peeland exposed

youtube.com/watch?v=lx3-5nOrc9I
based freo lads

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this

youtube.com/watch?v=vXzANRS_eFY
holy FUCK lads just remembered Ratatat
lots of wotlk vibes from all these songs. 2008-2010 really was a good era

now that the dust has settled lads, who was in the wrong here?

JUST

sorry but that is not the song I was talking about

youtube.com/watch?v=BcoPKWzLjrE
*be's a banger*

I feel like I'm 12 again watching charmed.

go to bed lad, enough cricket for today

the one he was singing is really kino nonethless
youtube.com/watch?v=eimgRedLkkU
love australian music

I was only gong to post one, two felt like cheating.
So here's two;
youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
youtube.com/watch?v=yUgRSmo50gE

Solid tha bhai

What did they say Pak has to beat bangbros by like 500 runs to move up?
So this game doesn't really matter at all

poo peeland haha

>music posting
>it's not a saturday night and I've been heavily drinking
Disappointing.

bit psychologically cooked at tennis, games gone to shit

youtube.com/watch?v=tCnBrrnOefs
unironically like this song lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=rgyM8edUIQI

Sala gora tu kitna bhasha bolta hai haa? Madarchod

they banned jio lads had to take the old ethernet cable out of the PS just to post

Always reminds me of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=scnlWzw_1yU

>posting the completely wrong cover of People are Strange

youtube.com/watch?v=0cIEd8pwLBk&ab_channel=ChrisStevenson

>If Pakistan bowl first on Friday they cannot get through on run rate - if they bat first and score 400 they would have to bowl Bangladesh out for 14.

Not a massive fan of the early rounds unless the wogs are playing or there's nothing else on.

what's the best site to read paki tears

yeah I know it. that one's on my work playlist actually

it only mattered for england

i've literally never watched a game of tennis in my life. it's on at the same time as cricket here and i'll be fucked if i watch anything over the KFC summer of cricket

if only they didnt have that diabolical performance against windies
genuinely a bit sad because pakistan-india semis would have been kino whereas poo peeland is just a shit fucking team who adds zero fun or excitement to this cup

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youtube.com/watch?v=3iysSJ51sRc

FUCK forgot about this banger

plays all the time at work on Coles Radio™ and i can't get enough of it desu

i mean i was just playing, my game has gone to shit

looking a bit grim for the pakis at this point
NZ could still win this match though

Always reminds me of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=45brgbERMG0

Reddit because they have tio post in broken english.

always thought empire of the sun and MGMT were the same people

youtube.com/watch?v=lN6QQbrDqFI
the most kino mix ever. based fucking perthGODS

I'm still not used to PWD's new sound, Ire was somewhat good but the new stuff is just completely different.

still my sisters ringtone a decade later

UH OH

UH OH

UH OH

the different names should have been a clue

>play for the first time in like 10 years
>knees absolutely explode and am in pain for a week
Public concrete courts aren't fun.

I haven't listened to any of the shit they've pumped out for years.

youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco&ab_channel=AltraModaMusic

these numbers do not favour the men in green

youtube.com/watch?v=3ZR2p-DhSX4

youtube.com/watch?v=X_bFO1SNRZg
absolute fucking BANGER from the kiwis coming through lads

I'm literally terrified of Anglos but my work will force me to interact with them. What do I do? I wish I could stay at home and never have to leave my land.

wasn't she unironically autistic lmao

this thread is on absolute banger watch desu

fucking useless kiwis thanks for nothing

yikes lads

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HEY! YOU'RE PLAYING WITH MY DELIRIUM!
AND THE LOGNER I WAIT THE HARDER I'M GONNA FAILL
STOP! PLAYING WITH MY DELIRIUM
COZ I'M OUTTA MY HEAD AND OUTTA MY SELF CONTROL

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this is groovy m8

any similars?

for me, it's missy higgins

wow, didnt realise new zealand were this shit

Ummah.com

shit in their mouths

Could sure use a "banger" out there on the Pitch! LOL. Hope all is well.

- Cheers,
Gilbert

that's a little gay 2bh

not aussie but a banger still
youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ

>the semis are gonna be a repeat of matches that happened pretty recently

Kinda lame bros

woudlnt read too much into it
this is a must win for us and NZ can afford to lose this quite heavily and still go through
lost their two best batsmen to comedy runouts
on another day it might have been different

poo in front of them to establish dominance

Stick to the affluent parts of town. Travel in groups. Don't travel in night. Always share location with people you trust.

india-england finna be good tho, india only lost the last game as a surgical strike on england's table position

Nice photo Rebecca, you two look wonderful!
Love from Auntie Jessie x

youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsU

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youtube.com/watch?v=YzL7zwa_mas
unironically saw them two years ago

>australia straight to the final
Based.

Is that a problem?

*pakistan's position

youtube.com/watch?v=5LBnMRWeV-E
LADS

KEK so true mate. i really wanted you lads to do will this world cup ill be honest. this is a bit upsetting.

Only interact with the loo once they're done shitting in it cuz we all know you're a janitor at an embassy

Poopeeland btfo. They are going to get heemed by Australia in the semis.

wtf, sounds like you're advising a foreigner on visiting India and not the other way around.

youtube.com/watch?v=uvRBUw_Ls2o
how good were the beastie boys lads? feel like its okay to admit that at this point

actually quite like dizzee rascal.

nah nz are shit

>people are still pushing this narrative
india lost because they are shit. simple as.
every team this world cup is shit honestly

youtube.com/watch?v=iZvGRjcV22g
you now remember this

Nice game today by whites. A good atmosphere.

fuuuuck i forgot about sneaky sound system

Surgical strike, simple as la, simple as. Australia will still easily win this but India-England is the only exciting game remaining in this cup.

Travelling through India and a pack of Indians try to staunch you for your phone. Would you even be intimidated?

Can't trust other races and abrahamics and the poor of any nation.

looking forward to lots of angry pakistanis commenting in the youtube highlights video later.

When is new zealand going to declare?

In absolute tears at this seething pooki calling every single poster here a janitor

youtube.com/watch?v=SrlhLaNClgw

I'd punch the nearest cow to make them cry

Sounds like he’s a bit obsessed tee bee aitch

A lot of them can have iron rods and knives and the like.

>the 80s never ended
youtube.com/watch?v=QmZoGaS54yU

whats the matter pussy, scared you might get (you)d?

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There's a British Pakistani (who is also a transsexual and a sex offender) in another general saying about today:
>As long as England/India don't win, we don't care
Is this representative of the average Pakistani mindset

fuck you, that'll be stuck in my head for days now

>paki men are legitimately below white women
>pakis rape white women
Uhhhhhhhhhh, something doesn't add up here bros.

actually it's quite funny our tiny meme country stumbles to the semis like this just because you know its going to piss off the pakis so much

You should travel to Pakistan, lad. You get paid to vlog about their country. Ez money.

You shouldn't let him upset you so.

have a nuclear exchange already

Poleaboo that'll be, then.

youtube.com/watch?v=58mXxWuUqYw
yep based

But Pakistan is the meme - they barely beat Afghanistan.

>tfw afghanistan also committed a surgical strike on pakistans semi chances by getting purposely HEEMED by england and almost matching pakistan for runs

holy fuckin BASED

paki men rape CHILDREN

based as fuck

Yep good old Poley

What would your battle plan be if you were to take this boy on? Would you bacche bazi his ashol once you’ve beaten him into submission?

pakis don't rape white women

they rape white CHILDREN

how the FUCK has this not been posted yet

youtube.com/watch?v=ySjXFjLTagQ

youtube.com/watch?v=6sGsBgm1EMg

Literally could sing this song word to word and hum the guitar parts as a kid, Made my television deprived cousin I can speak japanese after reciting that shite. Good days.

I'm still influenced by the colonials, talking to them makes me feel like I'm gonna get whipped or tied outside in the baking sun if I'm not acting 100% subservient.

*HEEMED by poo peeland

Hahhahaha get fucked. You're obviously seething. The only sport your country plays, and you're going out and there's fucking millions of you, way too many tbqh

you would like that wouldnt you

youtube.com/watch?v=XFDHVuGeem8

Santner is a poor imitation of vettori

absolute fucking CLASSIC this song

keked based af, you aight paki bacha
raise him as my son

Is the cricket match still going?

youtube.com/watch?v=ki6YTXyITaQ

Hope Bangladesh win the toss and knock them out for the bants

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Raping children provides no pleasure for the child is not developed enough to provide sensuous pleasure through any form, thus I can conclude that these so called children are not children but actually those past pubertal age. Thus, by definition, they are not children. :)

Anybody got THE WORM?

youtube.com/watch?v=cqPyaQedVbQ
*be's japanese kino*

barely

I'd say they care way more about India.

grim

When did Santner get discharged from ‘nam

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youtube.com/watch?v=YgnM9gNlMgk
not a song but who remembers

>Ali: "Andrew you won't be making jokes about Pakistan if England was being battered today lolllllll , every dog has his day hey"

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NZ's worm is flimsy and weak.
Ours is erect and firm.

Based Afghan DAD

what is this even supposed to say? why are you inbred cunts so fucked in the h-

kek

KEK i remember this
fucking based

reckon if england keep winning games and not losing them they might just win the world bloody cup

>2/3 overs gone
>less than 150 runs
the absolute fucking state

I'm going to miss the crowd shots during pakistan games

always rich with mong fuckers

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/brit/?

youtube.com/watch?v=e-SZhFvx0Rs

Literally the song that got me into Metal.

Did you guys see the streaker?

why dont they show the streaker ffs

HOLY KEK A STREAKER

He hides out in /britfeel/ now

He's reclaimed his Pakistani heritage recently and is a 'proud Paki'

need streaker pics lads

Is there anyone who doesn't like this song?
youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

Love when the commentators seethe about streakers

BOOBERS?

Doesn't get better than that.

Was the streaker male

youtube.com/watch?v=HSEBmqLysPo

for me
youtube.com/watch?v=HhsRYz18Ukk

I find the subject matter uncomfortable

Was New Zealand a meme team all along in this tournament?

Vitaly at it again

>posting an egyptian cleric

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same lmao
i remember that ODI game against england at optus stadium had a streaker and channel 9 tweeted something like "if only andrew symonds was there to deal with him" but then deleted it

who /pat/ here?

Dislike yanks lads, they're like Aussies but with no sense of irony

yes and no

That's why I like it, it stirs up strong emotions.
Another classic:
youtube.com/watch?v=b8-tXG8KrWs

iis it really? hope this fucking russian subhuman gets killed ffs

Via twitter

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To be completely honest, Bangladesh played better than New Zealand overall. The matches we lost we came very close.

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nothing like us

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED user
LOVE your work mate

reckon this 3 runs off 17 cameo from santner could bring the game home for us

despise it

Yes, all their initial games were scheduled with minnows which allowed them to easily qualify, they actually got away a couple times from losing to those minnows too. All their final games were against the real teams and they’ve lost all of them. They have no hope in the semis. They should just pack their shit and go back home after this game.

>Alex Carey has apparently had a great world cup
>I've missed all of his innings because i've been asleep or at work

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>not a girl with nice bobs

Might aswell keep the theme going.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA

twitter.com/Ajk316/status/1146455999416537089
Absolute madman

>yeah you're right, bangladesh
>unfortunately nz played shitty teams, such as bangladesh
mong

>being a wagecuck
get what you deserve desu

It's the alien hat guy from earlier

well lads, I had a good run, but unfortunately I can no long claim that my house and land is Uranium free

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off to bed lads

toil in the morning

enjoyed the nostalgia

madlad

So it is

Yeah, Bangladesh is a shit team. What’s your point? And you barely beat them too.

so true

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

irradiate the whole of adelaide I reckon

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Now that the England New Zealand game has ended we rate the Soulsborne games in the order of best to worst

For me it’s,
DS >>> BB==Sekiro >> DS2 >>>>>>> DS3 >>>>>>>>>> Demons souls

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based dhoni innings

thicc boi

NZ just playing to protect the run rate

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>saintgod
KEKEK

redpill: sri lanka should have been in the semis ans would have been if their matches werent rained out

Will they actually try and accelerate at some point or just pull an India?

I wish I was still a neet but deep down i'm slightly happier being a w*ggie

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youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks

know so much boong slang that I reckon I could easily pass for a 1/8

kek

Demon's is the best but I wouldn't expect an Indian to know that.

so why are you acting like we are lucky to be in the semis, who "deserves" to be there? pakistan?

You getting a ps5?

been neet for 6 years and am starting to want a job honestly. would help if wow was actually good but without cricket im bored as fuck and have nothing constructive to do outside of lifting.

WHEN I ROCK UP TO YOUR HOUSE I'M ONLY WEARING ONE SHOE
LEAVE A COUPLE HOURS LATER, SOMEHOW I'VE GOT TWO

/brit/ more like shit

Switch DS and BB with only one > and I agree.

What's this guy's problem?

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Pretty much lost 3 in 3. Can’t afford hot meals. Joke of a nation really

Is this the person from yesterday from /cric/ who said he was going to the match?

shut your runt mouth cretin

How old r u?

IN MIRRABOOKA SNIFFIN' GLUE GETTING CAUGHT AND LOCKED UP
based western GODstralians

holy cringe

based midland

Reckon NZs most important performance was the abandoned match against against India.

>[HorribleSubs] Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru - 01 [1080p].mkv
based

> Can’t afford hot meals

???

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Off to bed lads
Congratulations England

Thanks lad, I personally put a lot into this performance today.

>holy cringe

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I CAN SEE THE SUNRISE
LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES
YOU RIDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME
AND WE BOTH BECOME ONE
HEADED TOWARDS THE SUN
FOLLOWING THE LINE
FOLLOWING THE RED LINE TO THE SUN

Raging Bull (BAT)
The Godfather 2 (BAT) (C)
LOTR : The Return of The King (BAT)
The Shining (BAT) (Wk)
Pulp Fiction (BAT/SEAM)
The Devil's Advocate (BAT)
2001: A Space Odyssey (Spin)
Dallas Buyers Club ((Spin)
Evil Dead ( Seam)
Filth (Seam)
Tropic Thunder (Seam)

>Shortly after being arrested in September 2017, a video emerged which showed Stokes mimicking Katie Price’s disabled son. Stokes later apologised for his actions on Twitter and offered to meet with Price and her son to support their petition against online bullying.

Wish I knew this before rooting for England this entire day.
Shall be rooting for NZ for the remainder of the match.

gay. leave

It's not fair, bros.
It was finally coming home.

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based rented flat in high wycombe

>bairstow injured
hmmm ;)

I've got myself looking forward to a variety of sports over the next year, that's what keeps me going half the time.
>CWC
>Tour de France
>Ashes
>NFL
>MLB
>XFL
>Australian summer of cricket
>NHL

roughly in that order too

>gay, leave

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based

did that happen in 1992 also KEK

What is wrong with this English bowling “attack”? Can’t have the wrap up this tail.

>MEME ZEALAND

GONE FUCK OFF

I apologize

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>In response to Stokes video, Katie Price's son is quoted as saying,"sdfghjkertyuicvbn".

McAfee going mental since this post

C'mon Boys

The Tournament has started again

Haloooooooooooo (I am)

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Not surprised

I thought cricketers were all preppy private schoolers

Seeing a degenerate tattood mick playing cricket just isn't right

>164-7

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>looking forward to the xfl
y tho

PHOWARRRRRR

Business idea:
Rather than streaking on the pitch break that boomer cunt's guitar instead

...

absolute state of this country

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made me think of this
youtube.com/watch?v=KbJanCYONrk

yeah thats pretty fortunate that you're into a lot of different sport.
i used to watch a lot of american sports when Yea Forums was better back in 2010-2013 but i dont enjoy ameri/sp/ half as much as back then which has made it a lot harder for me to enjoy them. can't get emotionally invested in an american team so shitposting in the threads is what kept me invested.
i personally only have rugby, afl and cricket at this point. i tried watching wogball but i just can't get into it. and problem with the former two is the games are short.

the memes i'd imagine.

>there are Munafiqs in this thread who think playing a game of the infidels isnt haram.

true Brothers and Sisters of the Ummah, reject western sports.

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Those are blatantly manual trends if they were genuine they'd show the number of tweets

>made me think of this
Can't imagine why mate.

she only had the kid to get Dwight Yorke's money

should have been aborted desu

based peterson, should clean my this weekend

clean your what??

HazleWOOD ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=pcDSyQhpfYc

>based peterson

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Archer turned into a lion lads

KEK i didnt even realise they were the same song. i havent seen that movie since it came out so i didn't remember the actual lyrics. fuck that was retarded

>not seeing the state of the ‘food’ some nu peelander pised the other day

It was some flakey cold salmon with RAW onions on a slice of crusty bread.

Yikes

Yea Forums remains

It's alright mate, I only know the lyrics because I like singing it.

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