”W-well how would you like it if we did a celebration mocking school shootings or 9/11”

>celebration mocking school shootings or 9/11

how do you that, make plane and explosion noises close to Americans?

Spread your arms and run into two other players of your squad so they fall over while making plane noises.

You must be very unimaginative.

you must be very fat

damn that would be SWEET haha

kek exact same thing I imagined

if iran had decent team that's what they'd do lmao

>Implying Iranians would flatter the Saudis by mimicking a terrorist attack they committed

>Saudis

yeah sure """saudis"""

>Implying Iranians would flatter Jews either

Soulless

Soul

Bongs are literally like all those people who can't take a tiny innocent joke and respond with "YEAH WELL I HOPE YOUR DAUGHTER GETS RAPED HAHA!"

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>Americans associate England with tea
>Americans mainly get associated with school shootings and 9/11

I think that's the real insult desu
Should've at least included burgers and the statue of liberty or something.

>9/11
>a national tragedy
For Afghanistan and Iraq maybe. For the USA it's literally the Polish attack on Gleiwitz.

Tbf, brits are pretty desensitized to daughter rape.

I don't think anyone really cares that much. No one mentioned the celebration at work today when we were talking about the game and its not all over the front pages. I don't use social media so I don't if it's just a social media thing.

Andreas Möller celebration did hurt though.

the celebration was a bit cringe tbqh

a statue of liberty celebration would make sense since they are females instead of their cringy shit

Some mudslim needs to do this specially on that day just for the keks

soccer players in general can't handle the banter

>americans are so violent
>dude literally says he will kill someone if they offer him a banana

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That says more about Americans just being lighthearted jokesters while yuros actually spiteful asspained than a reality of things.

Not like there arnt plenty of tragedies we could make fun of if we wanted to.

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Looolll

They buy weapons for a lot of money, and money is worth more than Americans

Putting 9/11 aside, school shootings really have become part of your culture sadly.

Notice how people don't even refer to a specific school shooting in the US anymore (like they did with Columbine for a long time), because there have been just too many.
It really has just become a component of American culture at this point.

Is it a dick move to respond with such a serious thing to a tea sip celebration?
Absolutely, but it is still kind of sad that this has become the go-to insult against Americans, even outside of Yea Forums now.

It's not just school shooting, although those are the only ones that even register anymore because "muh children"

But you can get shot doing pretty much any mundane activity here

its good banter but it's also weirdly unearned, you really did almost lose to a team that couldnt string two passes together all game.

it probably won't be us that does it (we're really shit, lol), but don't be surprised if you get exposed in the group stages in 2023 playing like that

>team scores against USA in wwc final
>two opposing players stand completely still with their arms by their sides as to appear like towers
>teammates hold their arms out and run towards them, crashing into them
>everybody falls to the ground in delirious laughter

it's the coaching. as soon as they get a lead they stop pressing. The first 15 minutes of that game was a better indication of the talent difference between the 2 sides.

this is a very ignorant statement. unless you're hanging out in the hood, gun control is extremely high, and gun violence is almost non-existent outside of gang shootings or some other illegal activity (robbery, drugs, etc)

That's like saying school shootings aren't prevalent. I guess in an overall sense, they aren't. But relative to any normal perception of what should happen, they happen quite frequently.

But applying that kind of logic (which we do, because getting shot at school is fucking weird), you can get shot doing any mundane activity.

lel

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We're all in the same boat lads

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Barry McGOATiner

I would pay good money to see the mexicans do this in the conCACAf final vs the US.

It would be rather embarrassing for Mexico to celebrate in a loss.

7-1 you fat mutt

Two towers were not enough.

This is quite literally the worst thing to happen since the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs, I cannot describe just how much of an injustice this is.

holy shit where do i get a britbong mocking gf? i'm in love

Yeah but you'd unironically cry your eyes out if someone did make a 9/11 celebration. Make online petitions demanding the opponents to get banned and shit. That's just how Americans are. Love to act like they're banter masters but starts crying like babies once some wind is thrown in their direction.

In all seriousness, brits need to step back and reevaluate their lives if mock tea sipping genuinely offends them. It’s freaking tea.

>making fun of drinking tea is the same thing as making fun of a terrorist attack
Jesus fuck, I know Bongs like their tea, but holy shit

>you'd unironically cry your eyes out if someone did make a 9/11 celebration

Let me stop you right there, no American on 4channel is gonna cry if someone does a 9/11 celebration. Only boomers would be triggered and we would laugh our asses off.

Dont you have to pray to Allah, muhammad?

>Thinking anyone in England was actually watching slagball when Love Island was on at the same time

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Oh yeah?

Again, you seem to be missing the whole point that mock tea-sipping and celebrating 9/11 are just a BIT different from another.

FUCK Trump and FUCK Britain

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Muhammad why you raping Swedish girls every day. What a shit country Sweden is

Brits out here seriously comparing this shit to 9/11 lmao what a reach

Also *sips tea* is a gay/women/twitter meme

>americans are so racist!
all this for a sip of tea

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im honestly fuming

What do you expect from a bunch of seething Pakis?

I thought she was mimicking smoking weed.

I would love this.

Fucking whew.

that doesn't sound like coaching, that sounds like a team used to having no competition. enjoy it while it lasts m88

>national tragedy

It was a fucking God send

get this: barry mcKEKiner. let the upgoats roll in

i dont know if theres any overlap here between footy fans and blue check twitter fags, i thought the tea thing was whatever

>making the imperial aquila

Fucking based.

>t. Refugee

This needs to happen now.

Its like how jews are asociated with the lolocaust, you made it pat of your culture.

Glass houses Muhammad.

Does anyone have any screencaps of the seething last night? I was out and missed the game/sp threads. The worst I've seen is some people on social media saying it was classless but people on social media hate everything.

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49% glass house for you, mate.

school shootings are for americans what drinking tea is for the english

Why tho? USA is 1/8 mexican at this point

go to bed mohammed

Who gives a shit, it's just a joke

>a man denied his tea

I think this is the first time a german makes me laugh

bro, this is 2019. you can't just go out and make jokes.

Literally this, nobody I spoke to today even watched the match

this abomination is finally over soon. unfortunately for the US if they win we'll here from these women for another month and they'll be plastered everywhere

Hahahaha there are people who care about sports. Hahahaha this thread is such a fucking ego boost holy shit you faggots are pathetic.

WTF is this? 2007 Yea Forums

Because nobody can afford TV there yuropoor

>hat's like saying school shootings aren't prevalent.
they aren't and if you think they are, you are retarded for slurping up the media

notice how suddenly no more school shootings happened after the story line grew stale? if you have visited any public institute of education, you'd realize how hard it is to get a gun on the premise, let alone open fire and hit people.

for one, there is a metal detector at every entrance of high schools that set off a school wide bell which tells everyone to get out of the halls immediately. in my experience as a teacher, these are mostly set off by knives. regarding elementary and middle schools, you have to go through 2 electromagnetic doors (like police stations use on evidence lockers) to even have a chance.

There is always at least 1 police officer on duty at each school at all times. I know you see "XX ISD police" and think it's just a rent a cop, but these are actually sheriff officers who have been assigned to that jurisdiction. If they see suspicious person even approaching the school, they can remotely set off that alarm too.

stop believing what MSNBC is claiming, there hasn't been a school shooting since Columbine. isn't it at least a little suspicious that we have in school cameras from 1995 but 20 years later we don't have video of other school shootings?

they're pretending to be offended you goddamn idiots. by making threads like this you make americans look retarded

Now I want to see a twin towers celebration

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The US team have been tacky since the tournament started but that's by our standards.

Making fun of national tragedy is top banter. Pretending to drink tea hardly even qualifies as banter, it's such a weak attempt at it.

Would pay to see this

If some team ever does this my sides are going into orbit

Generally speaking, is the whole school shooting thing really viewed that way in germoney?

What about the rest of yurop? One the first things that come to mind is school shootings?

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Brits are really this sensitive? What a cuck nation

Cowboys, school shootings and cops and niggers killing each other in the streets. In that order. YEEEHAW

i will admit this. i was slightly embarrassed by their behavior. but then i quickly went back to not giving a shit because i really don't care about them or how their behavior shapes other people's opinions about americans in general. People are always going to hate us. i just want to play golf and watch college football.

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>there are real people on social media complaining about this
How do you become so fragile?

Little bitch posts like this are why you’re British women laugh at British men and actively seek out big American dick. Nut up or shut up faggot

It's not the celebration that's cringy, it's the poor execution...

She should have at least pretended to be sitting with 2 other teammates, with 1 of them trying to pour the boiling water inside the teacup and she also forgot to place her right hand as if it were the plate you put under your cup to prevent dripping,

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>The US team have been tacky since the tournament started

This. I don't give a fuck about womyns kickball, but the narrative and media behind it has been annoying as fuck. The team is a bunch of raging dyke cunts who make the country look worse that it already appears. I hope the roast, rapinghoe, and others get btfo by whoever it is that they play next.

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>Cowboys
Hardly exist anymore, mainly LARPers.
>school shootings
Happens because teenagers hate each other in the US and this is amplified by social media.
>blacks and cops
Heavily exaggerated. If you were to only watch our media, you would think that cops are gunning down innocent black dudes at an epidemic rate.

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there were recently 2 bodycam tapes of black dudes attacking cops. twitter and mainstream media has been pretty quiet about it though.

Oh, say can you see,
by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed
at the twilight's last gleaming?

Whose broad stripes and bright stars,
through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched,
were so gallantly streaming?

And the rockets' red glare,
the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there.

O say, does that star-spangled
banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free
and the home of the brave?

>>blacks and cops
I said niggers, not blacks, you filthy racist bigot drumpftard.

>Pretending to drink tea hardly even qualifies as banter
why is it inspiring this much discussion then nigel

This really activates my almonds.

Really though,

>for one, there is a metal detector at every entrance of high schools that set off a school wide bell which tells everyone to get out of the halls immediately

Dunno where the fuck you live but this is hardly true nationwide.

>There is always at least 1 police officer on duty at each school at all times

Yeah, an SRO who will most likely shit their pants when shit hits the fan. See the autistic parkland guy.

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Based Barry

You're doing it wrong if you don't follow him on Twitter

>Netherlands beats Sweden
>Goes to Final
>Scores goal against USA
>Celebrates by running into two stationary US lesbians with arms wide

>using twitter
Think you're the one who does it wrong.

Scousers are such fannies.

Even everyone here wanted England to btfo you. That just shows how much your teams is hated.

Also I'm not surprised Americans on sp are defending thier behavior as a way of bantz. Truley cementing yourself as the worst posters on sp

Kys

Because your lot won't shut the fuck up about it

>conflating sipping tea celebration with 9/11

Have the refugees already done this much damage?

is it possible, that you can't handle the banter? even shitty banter like this?

>threads about womens "sports"

you should all be ashamed of yourselves

check'd

>Four year old lesbian
Had to do a double take

>France
top kek

>t. piers morgan

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I can't handle cringe bantz no

Unironically this. Looks like she's smoking a joint

All this ass-blasting over a women’s soccer game? This board turned shit over 6 years ago but I never thought it’d get this bad. fuckin hell bros.

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Brits are very sensitive people.

Based and Checkedpilled

t. Angus McFerguson
Stop pretending to be English
Literally NO ONE gives a fuck. No media have attacked Morgan for it, no normies on twitter have cared either...

This. Alex Morgan should apologize. I don’t think she realized how sensitive the England are.

nice quads but daily reminder that there would be no Yea Forums let alone 4channel without U S A

If Brits wanted an opinion they should have won the fucking game

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Must be in Chicago, Detroit or Baltimore with that lack of knowledge

At first I thought they were too arrogant, similar to Golden State in the NBA. Now I see the reaction and tears and I will be supporting them from now on.

This is an odd thread. Ok you could say English are sensitive but it seems OP is trying to get the counter bantz to stop as well. It's as though op kinda wants a truce.

Basically s-stop getting pissed off p-please

>Andreas Möller celebration did hurt
user, please. Some things are best left unsaid

>Four year old lesbian
We need a plague

can you really not sense such low level irony?

>OP is trying to get the counter bantz to stop as well.

More like OP is making fun of bongs for equating tea sipping with terrorism.

>tea sipping is equivalent to 9/11 jokes

Give me all the jokes but don’t forget to give your daughters to Muhammad or you’re a racist

Tea is a reminder of their former empire's glory. Very touchy subject, do not insult it around them.

Except it's literally the other way around lmao

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5137819/Americans-women-British-accent-sexiest.html

>Results of the survey revealed that over 20 per cent of US women are most attracted to men with British accents - with just over 18 per cent voting for guys with a Scottish accents.

>However, as far as men are concerned, the feeling is not mutual.

>Instead, the majority of men in the US think that an Israeli accent in women is hottest - 19 per cent to be precise - while a Colombian accent is a very close second with 18 per cent of the vote.

All your American women want to ride British dick while we speak posh to them.

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>"Let me tell you about your culture"
Disgusting.

at my local we stripped a USA fan of his shirt (USMNT shirt, but whatever) and burnt it in the car park.

>drink Masshole libertarians throw some tea into the ocean because they're tired of the dutch east india company getting free gibs
>250 years ago England still gets absolutely assblasted if you pretend to drink tea
The Sons of Liberty are trolling world champs tbqhwy

people who care about decency and sportswomanship

School shootings actually happened though

>The Sons of Liberty

you guys are cringe incarnate.

>a bunch of fat burger dykes mocked him for his name

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I thought bongs didn't give a fuck about w*men's soccer. So why are they so worked up over this?

>butt on nose

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>school shootings have become a part of our culture
>1 in 614,000,000 chance of dying at school

are you dumb

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>women in charge of handling banter

Thought it was pretty funny, I just put the kettle on right after she celebrated.

Bury my cock in her

1 in 614,000,000 is still greater than 0 you burger

Top lad.

I want USA to win so football can continue grow out there, hope your lads get back into the Men's World Cup. It was tough for it to grow in 'Strayla but look at it now.

Ok bong

Off topic but I'm putting together a men's league bball team and I'm naming it the Idi Amin Dream Team.

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*dabs on amerifats then leaves*

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Can I join if I'm a manlet?

Have sex

manlets need to be gassed unironically.

What about Nippon?

Who the fuck said that Germans have no sense of humour

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Can't imagine genuinely hating people for how they look unless you got your insecurities

Imagine unironically admitting to being a manlets lol holy shit lmao

your dyke crossed a line

If you can dribble, shoot, pass and play perimeter defense to compensate then yes.

saw a yank tourist this morning and two foot dropkicked the cunt

you all better watch your backs from now on, youve been warned

Their little legs can't walk fast and they get in the way when I'm trying to get to the store. Wouldn't want to step on one accidentally for fear they'd turn into a raging active shooter. They are scourge

RUDE

You should be a little more patient, the walk might be good exercise before you buy your 12 packs of Krispy Kreme.

>France
To be fair, the Viet Minh kicked ass in the First Indochina War.

I saw an american couple in a costa on the way to work this morning. I calmly walked in, bought a cup of tea, walked out, threw the scalding tea right in the woman's face and smashed the fucking teacup over the man's head. insult my country will you, yeah how does that feel
didn't check to see if they were ok

The lulz user, the only and most important reason.

wow! just wow. and to think i prayed for your pretty footballer who fell into a lake and drowned.

Tea is unironically the greatest drink in the world and you should neck yourself if your not drinking at least 5 cups a day

She is supposed to be mildly attractive. Why does she repulse me?

For me? It's Earl Grey

because she doesn't look like christiano?

Yeah that was also really lulz worthy. Imagine having 9 years of mandatory swimming lessons in school including the youth rescue swimmer diploma, still can't fucking swim or understand basic water safety.

she's not a man

You’re o.k Nigel

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>half team dykes
>the other half roody-poo burners
Still better than france tho.

>implying it was Iranians

>Germany beats Israel
>Starts pretending to choke from fumes

Make it happen Amigo.

Get one of your black players to do it though, so the cry babies don't shit their pants too much.

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harsh but justified

Based English rose Ellen White made fun of the NERD American nation when she scored.

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For me, it's Twinings green tea decaffeinated

what even was this celebration? can anyone explain?

I thought that was really kind of her, I think she's telling us "Don't worry lads and ladies at home, stick the kettle on. You've still got the Cricket World Cup."

It's an accuracy thing. Steph Curry does it when he makes a good pass.

>200 replies on a board that LARPs as haters of women’s sports
That’s why she did it.

SEETHING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy shit fragile fucks can't take a little banter

It's an ambitious double white supremacy symbol, because she's White.

mexicans should do a climbing motion

Impressive b8, well done.

fair enough. we pretend to care about soccer after all.

It's supposed to represent the white masses seeing past the illusion that brown people aren't trying to replace them.

you do realize that the asslbasted reaction like yours only encourages us. stay mad lol.

This, because apparently they can’t swim

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i hate those bull dykes and how fucking annoying they are but god damn if i don't love foreign trash countries and their eternal ass pain towards the US

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Nah I think his point is look, banter them lightly and they bring up 9/11. Fragile people those brits.

Looks like that creature from Pan's Labyrinth

Doesn't the term wetback come from them swimming across that thing?

kinda same. except i don't love them and i don't hate them either (the team). i truly don't care irl. but the butthurt on Yea Forums makes me continue shitposting.

Yes, but maybe they will die less over muh wall (see through fence)

>Mocking Mexico by making fun of dead Guatemalans

Takes some big balls.

no, that comes from "working in the field in the sun" picking berries and shit for $2/h.

>calls the Scotch 'Jocks'
Scotch detected.

This would cause so much outrage. I want to see this lmao.

Now this is fucking pathetic. Stand up for your country you cucks.

>haha those faggots drink tea
>chugs down a 5 gallon jar of HFCS coke

They canny handle the banter m8

You dont understand banter
It wasnt funny, mocking 911 would be hilarious

>letting bantz get under your skin
You've been living with the brits for too long, Patrick. We already did something about 9/11. We nogged the fuck out all over an entire region and religion for going on 20 years now. Everyone else has earned the right to throw a little shit at us.

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houghton.jpg

cringe memes

It's called bantz.

To be honest the reaction to all of this really confirms that
A) We can't take banter
B) Americans have absolutely shit banter

Seethe but there is truth in this. We haven't even done any world war shit with Germany, goes to show the level of obsession yanks have with us.

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>50.7 million public school students
>8.257% likelihood of some student being killed by a gun in a school on any given day

for

>“Good goy. Go die for Israel now”

I still haven't seen anyone who is genuinely upset by this.

Speak for yourself, I'm fuming.

Finally some good humor from Germany

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there's about 1000 posts on here and millions on social media proving otherwise

If you look on Twitter you can find people offended by anything

you think schools all around the US don't institute mandatory shooter drills?

>that guy
>american