/cric/ OFFICIAL ENGLAND VS NEW ZEALAND GAMETHREAD #3

England 305/8

NZ to bat soon

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FUCK YOU AND YOUR POLL AND YOUR MOM

> 12 posts early
autism

youtube.com/watch?v=Uny1K5jnkYo

frankly I simply facepalm when I hear someone has gone on holiday, they are probably under some juvenile delusions that they will get some sort of positive 'experience' from travel. Plebeians

Newzealand’s gonna win it.
Strict orders from Jacinda bae for mosque shooting compensation.
Screencap this

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Eh

Kek

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reddit is that way

aight, I can see you're pretty tied up in your opinion. Hope those thousands of dollars were worth "finding yourself"

she's SO FUCKING HOT bro's

Yes goy, don't go on holiday. Only idiots like Mr Toilberg go on holiday. Smart people like us work 365 days of the year

well lads im either going for a short sleep seething or happy what will it be

I want to hate fuck her while wiping my poo filled anus on her face.

I was actually making fun of a post from the last thread

how fucking normoid do you have to be to board a plane somewhere. fucking idiots

Gonna continue to bump the previous thread until it hits autosage.

the amount of (You)'s I've been getting on Yea Forums lately had been remarkable

Trains are getting derailed, poo is flowing into lakes, and she is doing absolutely fucking nothing

howling at this half time show thats literally about how new zealand failed to win the world cup

this is hot for goat fuckers. pathetic.

I have a different opinion.

fuck off conservatard

grim

christ, have sex (not with sheep)
If you dont think she's a legit 10/10 then no wonder your birth rate is below 2 (and probably below 1.5 for whites)

>not enjoying with the missus
it's like you hate life

what if the pitch didn't slow up and were actually just shit at cricket

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What did he mean by this?

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When we play they show replays of the 1999 WC semi final and interview Alan Donald who clearly looks very uncomfortable talking about it. Its a cringe horror show. They also sometimes show the 1992 game where we suddenly had to score 22 runs from 1 ball.

She looks like a trap, don’t speak for me cuck

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Sexist

i grew up in morinsville and fingered her when she was 17 ama

i swear they play or at least mention the mccullum wicket every game of 50 over cricket that's played. kind of ruining the wicket for me tb h

I've been having a lot of success this past day
>pretending I was triggered by the tea sipping celebration
>pretending I am genuinely angry that we lost a women's divegrass match
>arguing that women deserve equal pay

KEK fucking based
sanjay blown the FUCK out. hoping for his immediate pooicide

>t. poopinder singh burger king janitor based out of christchurch

Is it enough? sure. Will it be enough? no.

t. self declared goat fucker

for me it's getting (you)s without baiting people or false flagging

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If true (it's not) then you're too old to post here and you should fuck off

Been getting into William Faulkner lads

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>t. pajeet gandu yadav fastfood janitor

what, you mean like making interesting posts that engage people and foster discussion? gay

oh the tea sipping, how I wish I could post under a british flag for that one, easy (You)s
but mate have a load of this

Can't tell if I like Weather With You or Four Seasons In One Day more lads.

nah he means posting asian gfs so people take notice

morinsville (ex) cow cocky reporting in literally finger fucked the current PM of NZ AMA

Imagine giving one single fuck about (you)'s

She looks like a ghoul

Wallops confirmed for friday

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m8 u here m8?

It's because mummy and daddy didn't give them enough (you)s growing up and now they need to get them from strangers on the internet

Kekarooni bizza

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you poo peelanders are really a bitter bunch of incel virgin losers arent you

(you)

HOWZAAT

yeah mate ama

never cared since people started mentioning it and i realised i got 4-5 times more than average

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fuck I hope England just knock them over. my heart can't take a close one

If you could stop samefagging that’d be great

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I wish I was dead

all pakis must hang

>New Zealand's highest score at this tournament is 291/8

Alternatively, us losing this match and then Pakisatn losing to Bangladesh would provide some primo tears.

For now

JADDU BHAI BASED

absolutely but i don't want to risk that.

Wouldn't it be great to just go to sleep and never wake up?

Pookistanis are retarded
I blame inbreeding

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records are there to be broken

shudder to think of the kind of people who like love live more than idolm@ster

how are things?

Why are you such a pussy, samefag poo

Doing my wicket dance lads. NZ going to get done over now!

What do you reckon of the pooki calling every nz aus and uk poster here the same indian names over and over again ?

been having fun on wow again for the first time in almost a year. how about you dear mate

post pics

You get that (you) even if you reply to yourself cuck lord supreme everyone knows about the wifi/lte samefag mafia

literally multiple kiwis here you dumb cunt

>Guppy has 1 run
Might as well pack up now Peengland

>nipples

Fucks sake New Zealand

every poo peeland flag is an utter bitter incel freak
seething at our superiority

>poo peeland

OH NO NO NO NO

Incredibly based opinion.

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

>THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF NEW ZEALANDS TOP ORDER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So we're fucked yeah?

lads...it's over...
englel made it...

Congratulations Pakistan

Thats because its true, you gandu yadavs are a billion + smelly manlets occupying every commonwealth restroom

FUCK OFF KIWI CUNT

what a start

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>poo peeland
get FUCKED losers

Australia will absolutely demolish New Zealand in the semi

FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE SOME GOOD OPENERS I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIS

FUCK

G O L D E N
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DUCK
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bro... you are very gd boy

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LMAO

That wasn't even out lmao

This is par for the course
We still have steady the ship

unless I'm very much mistaken, no-one was expecting any runs out of nicholls anyway? or is guppers the shit one now I forget

seething afgahni refugee who cant get away with raping kids in the west

Getting Williamson in early so he can bat the entire innings is good thinking from NZ.

Based toothpaste trojan paki user

>the shit one
>One

Why's it say 2-1 one then

this. why the fuck didnt he review?

wtf that was miles over

for me, it's playing final fantasy 8 after a long time and finding it mildly enjoyable

>mosque victim goes around abusing kiwis despite needing the kiwis to win
>kiwis lose their first wicket
Kek

india nz semi

they're both fucking dogshit, but guptill is capable just really shit form.

nice mate, glad you're having fun.

not a pakoid but in these matters we must stick together and push back against the white man

We expect

post stream

he was jumping in the air lmao

Get Kane out quick

Really think NATO should leave Afghanistan and let us handle it. After all, an Asian problem needs an Asian (not European) solution.

Replaying FFVII again but not going to be learning enemy skills this time. Aqualung makes things too easy

What the fuck. Umpball

reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/

New Zealand are not winning this

Who >we cheering for?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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fix your own country fix pakoid

>pooki politics

odds of bangladesh just letting pookistan thrash them? i fancy it 2bh these brownies are more corrupt than the aussies

so was it not out if reviewed? wasn't watching

Colin of BigDICK

england v india final
india win it

Gonna get KOTR?

england so that we get a aus india england nz finals tb h
any other time id barrack for new zealand

Yeah. Dunno why they didn't review it.

Based Dravidian dalit

looks out

what even is a dravadian? to me all indians look the same

Pakistan would bootyblast both of these shit teams

>be streetshitting shitstain
>famous for all things poo
>”LE POOKI M I RIGHT MY ARYAN LADS?

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Dalit women are peng

Descendent of Rahul Dravid.

batsmen are wary of using a review unless they are 100% sure because lets be honest kane might need it later

i think the current holders of the oye hoye trophy would be to differ m8

>not factoring in the sonic boom from woakes' 500kmph zingers

was winning the oye hoye trophy the peak of new zealand cricket?

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>whats a dravidoid

Its the 95% of poos that look like abos

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MISSING KEK

Even a cazzie could see that was 100% not out

>that South Europe

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shaheen is the only paki ive seen that looks even remotely like the one in that picture

bit racist m8

11 behind the RRR

is oye hoye the most iconic trophy in sport?

and as for pakistan what about your terrorist factory.

autistic paki incel stop tryna be white
you are genuinely ill

Dunno m8 don’t wanna give EA any money. Looking forward to Death Stranding and FF 7: Remake

Nah, wooden spoon is.

yeah figured since mccullum is FUMING
if his feet were off the ground and it was above the knee roll how the fuck could you not review. umpire's call at worst

The wogs start at Calais

genuine question, why doesnt kane just open the batting for new zealand? at least he wouldn't feel the same pressure of coming out to bat when youre 1-2 down for fuck all.

lol i meant the knights of the round summon

>3 (10)

ahh yes the ''best batsman in the world''

CAM ON ARCHER GET SUM WICKETS

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finna boutta get myself a zinger double taco from kfc to munch on while these sheepshagging fuckers get crushed

>3 (12)

ahh yes the ''best batsman in the world''

is haloooo (i'm not girl) still funny lads?

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17 behind the RRR

Why isn't Brendan Mcullum in this team? Surely the 1/3 chance of him popping off is worth having when nobody other than Kane can actually hit the ball?

keep us updated please.

make sure its halal you goat fucking cunt lmao

>1.75 RR
grim

Kek thought they were making a new KOTOR. Yes, of course.

unironically wonder the same thing

CORRR I'd giver her a pinky

You keep the review if it's ump's call, right?

how the hell do guys get those hips and waists? has to be surgery

Nah, it stopped being funny when I realised she meant "I'm not the girl in the picture" instead of "I'm not a girl".

OK This is Epic

Yeah, you're still out though.

wait what the FUCK? is this true? absolute nuke to my impressions of pinky if this is the case
FUCK

Oh no no no no

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Guptill is a dumb name

yeah you can clearly see the lack of even a slight bulge

just thought she had a small asian willy that was well tucked lmao

Cooked my fried bread lads

And what of good Solonius?

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What's yours then cunt

England had won like 12 games in a row against Pakistan before they lost to them in the WC. I believe in you tho.

or the hips or waist
just yer average asian plastic doll

LAST CHRISTMAS
I GAVE YOU MY HEART
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU GAVE IT AWAY

hell yeah dude nice

Good night

Eating my fried bread lads

ITS

>cuckshill
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>POOPEELAND
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Buttler redemption arc complete

OH NONONONO

WAEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
FUCK OFFF >>>>>>>>
LA

GET FUCKED YOU PACIFIC ISLAND TWATS

>Guptill
>not Kane

WE NEED KANE

Holy shit cucktill

...

buttler has low key been pretty rubbish this world cup for all the clamouring of him to enter the field after 0.1 overs every match

can't think of a clever joke for his name so just going to say guptill is shit

I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

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How many gutpill scored in this wc?

Imagine getting knocked out of the semis.

>fartin guptshit

BASED BASED BASED

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oh poor poor pookistan

>posskins on reddit absolutely seething because we got some runs on a ***road***

GOING TO PEPE'S

FOOD ON ME. WHAT DO YOU WANT LADS!!!?

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>not Kane
fuck off Guptill was just there to distract the bowlers

so pakis need either a kiwi win or an absolute destruction of kiwis?

pls get 100+

how could i believe nz can even win this. must be delusional.

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Great catch. Can any fellow poo peelanders answer my question?

youtube.com/watch?v=_B8E3ZC_wks

your rarest pepe haha (get it, its like the [s4s] joke because the names the same haha)

I DON'T WANT YOUR FREEDOM

hes retired from international cricket you dumb cunt

he retired from international cricket
warne could probably still bowl better spin than anyone in our team too but he retired years ago.

How badly does NZ have to lose?

this kills the paki

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Contractual obligations mate

Genuinely baffled how a single fucking chicken-shop that isn't even a chain managed to get an ad slot for every match in this tournament.
Must be some really fucking good chicken,

According to some questionable aus math it's basically impossible for us not to make it. Maybe he was wrong though

>15/2 (5.4)
genuinely more grim than the women's ashes match the other day
poo peeland is a disgrace to this sport

so if NZ loses tonight and Pakistan beats Bangladesh, who makes it to the semis? NZ or Pak?

Night lads, not staying to watch the ship sink

21 behind the RRR

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That's some lame shit

>england were 48/0 at this stage

just fuck my shit up

>so if NZ loses
Big 'if', that.

yes, both unlikely with the second being nigh on impossible to tank the NRR that much

was actually gonna put "when" instead. NZ is not gonna chase this

NZ.
Pak can only go through if NZ win, but if NZ get absolutely hammered and Ban win by a huge margin then Ban can get ahead of NZ.

I'm cheering for you Brits!

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Was it a good nuke or a bad one?

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We're trying

you mean pak

>womens ashes is an odi series and not test series
i literally thought this whole time they played test cricket

The absolute state

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NZ. Their NRR would be heaps better

>Ban can get ahead of NZ
there's nothing Ban can do to get ahead of NZ. you probably meant Pak

Pakistan would have to win by something like 500 runs to catch NZ on net rr

>england defeat nz
>england move to 3rd
>england v india in the semi's
>nz v australia in the other
We've got number 6 in the bag m8s

Oh, that too.
Guess it applies to both Pak and Ban then.

McCullum is now Tamil Dalit lads

>Pooinloos barely beat poongladesh
>Poongland struggling to even make the semis
>PooPealand couldn't chase a sloth

So we're all agreed Australia's got this World Cup in the bag right?

well i dont actually like traps but i was impressed by how convincing it looks, now that's ruined.

Will NZ even reach 150?

If NZ don't win this then I hope they get smashed. It's more fun if positions in the top 4 aren't finalised.

so the top 4 are pretty much done after today then?
assuming Eng wins (which they are IMO)

I thought they could?

no it doesn't apply to ban, they're out

yup. also remember that india got smashed by england and barely beat afghanistan.

Lads, I'm from the future. Williamson hits 157*(161), New Zealand win by 2 wickets with three balls remaining

Oh, shame.

>kiwis unironically making the finals simply because it rained when they played poos

nope. even if they win their match against Pak, they won't have enough points for a top 4 position

BASED sounds like a kino end
shall be staying up

how is inside no 9?

England v India final

If Australia's top order doesn't perform it's over for them.

that's a slow 150

whats the most runs per over this tourney? need to know it to finetune my quantum stochastic cricket predicting model

all NZ need to do is not get bowled out for a silly score and they are guaranteed a semi final spot. just have a nice net lads and we both come out richer

*semi final

> Implying

2.55 nrr

I fucking hate nu zealand

wouldn't know, i don't go inside anyone over 8

Inside no. 9 the tv show? There's some great episodes
Can be hit and miss but the good ones are really good

NZ were very chirpy when it looked like we might get knocked out.
Seems like they're a bit less so now.

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>we get to btfo nz again and then englel in the final

honestly, based

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Unreal television - obviously varies episode by episode but great on the whole

21/2 in 8 overs

Some of you are alright, Don’t go to christchurch tomorrow

Pathetic

you think australia are going to lose against south africa?

Rain is the white man's natural ally

Taylor lucky twat

hmm wil give a try

Yeah but we actually batdeep

The womens ashes is a combination of odis t20s and one test. It's shit

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no, ind will be second eng third aus first

it's 1 v 4, 2 v 3 m8. England win they're 3rd and nz 4th. england will likely face India in the semi's

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If these two can manage a century each we may have a chance

Lads what semis are played on what day? Watching the Tuesday one with my Aussie missus and wondering whether we’re going to see aussie steaming in to New Zealand or what

BBC 5 livwe commentators saying New Zealand have two 300+ run chases in the last 12 years. Both in England, against England and when the openers had failed.

Oy vey!

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run rate still well within reach. englel still well on course for a damaging defeat

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yeah aus vs nz on tues

oh yeh fuck didnt realise nz were only one point ahead of us ffs

Lads what semis are played on what day? Watching the Tuesday one with my Aussie missus and wondering whether it’ll be the Australia game or the other semi

>we
Australia survived two certain defeat thanks to the meme batting of coulter-nile and carey.

Noones going to watch 5 days of girls cricket

doesnt matter who we play as we'll smash which ever minnow cunt we face

I hope so

Stop leaking runs you cunts

lmao!!!

Why don't Cricket World Cup have 3rd place match?

Alzheimer’s kicking right in boys, send help

The fabled flopping New Zealand

>australia england world cup final leading into the ashes
im actually thinking this is quite elite lads

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Wouldn't have to rely on the tail if those idiots would just move them up the order.

the table topping new zealand?
more like the table dropping new zealand.

It’s a shame the Netherlands didn’t qualify this economy. Would've been kino

I think convention is to call 1v4 the '1st Semi'.

Getting nervous de lads

>Ross Taylor is STILL playing

Poo Pealand has no hope.

Yes I am an Australian who lives in Denmark.
Carey is fucking class mate.

unironcally think nz might pull this off

couldnt handle losing it though
i saw what you did to NZ after last time

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get kane out now

>cricket
>a sport
pick one

nah curries won't be playing to lose anymore in the semis, could go either way

25 behind the RRR

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>implying india intentionally threw the match

>Kane settling into the innings

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you mean dropping from 1st to 4th on the table in the matter of 3 odd games? think so too

india have proven themselves to be overrated shit

yeah

You talking about the bantz? That was great.
>NZ barely edge Aus out on their meme ground
>think they're hot shit
>lay on the bantz
Fast forward..
>final time
>Brendon Mcmeme gets out for a duck
>NZ don't even come close to winning it
>Aus gives them the serve they deserve

literally never seen him on tv before
does he not go to the games

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Needs a hijab.

R I C H O
I
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Remember when he would be the guy to pull of cameos?

I hate modern helmets

big question is can england beat india twice in a row

The stable mopping New Zealand

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There's some absolute cunt outside doing aerobatics who keeps flying back and forth

My Prediction
Semi 1 Aus vs Eng = England Wins
Semi 2 Ind vs NZ = India Wins

Final England vs India

India Wins the World Cup for the third time.

India celebrates by shitting in their designated streets.

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we really don't bat deep though tbf
if warner finch and smith dont score runes we're fucked. otheride of carey we dont have anyone past 3 that can comfortably score runs.

>he thinks india threw the match and aren't just shit
like us they rely on their top 3 to score 80% of their runs, and in that match they didn't manage to do that. india almost lost to bangladesh and afghanistan too. they're shit

yeah it was funny but I would find it considerably less funny if we were on the receiving end is what I mean

I remember when he was in an eternal "form slump" and I haven't seen any evidence to suggest he ever got out of it.

The cable dropping New Zealand

yeah ok ok

Welp off to play cod ww2 later fellarss

The cradle rocking New Zealand

>forgetting about CUMGOD the genuine all rounder

the stable pooping new zealand

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honestly cannot handle india winning this world cup. losing that home series in 2018 made me fucking depressed.

inauspicious start from shart pood

Have hope brozzer

My birthday cake lads

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NZ bout to end England's hopes and dreams
The fable stopping New Zealand

Okay, we do have dcecnt batting down the order though. They are getting the job done.

>England beats India in final
>Shitstow hits the winning runs
>he celebrates by dropping his pants and curling out a big fat shit in front of Kohli
>his face goes bright red and contorts with rage as he grunts and thrusts as the huge turd makes its agonising way out
>finally he wipes his hairy buttocks with an Indian flag

DW I haven't seen England behave with anything like the arrogance that New Zealand showed on their meme ground that day.
You'll get the treatment you deserve.

The fable plopping Poo Sealand

small price to pay knowing that the sanctity of muh baggy green was preserved

oh nononononono ;)

the dreidel spinning new zeaberg

i know he can wallop quite nicely but havent really seen him so do this world cup so far

weird my birthday is soon too

Wood and plunkett look exactly the same

I have a guestion lads. Why are new zealands openers so good?

Racist

Spotted Williamson down at IKEA lads
The table shopping New Zealand

how is that weird?

all of the mare capable, i agree. but so far they've all been quite shit this world cup.

the only saving grace was that indians are all pathetic cazzies who don't watch test series so the threads were just australians grimacing.

CUMGOD doesn't wallop, he drives with the class of a top order batsman.

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the dreidel spinning jew zealand haha

Need Ross ‘The Boundary Wailer’ Taylor this match

I'll never forget when the Aussies tried to sledge Santner and stopped because they realised he was genuinely nervous. That was quite nice of them.

Dunno what the smeg it's made from but it looks tasty.

Mine is tomorrow. Need to make sure to change my facebook birthday so I don't get birthday messages

Alright I chuckled at that one because I didn't realize what you were doing until it was too late.

Bairstows shit gives him the extra run he needs for a double century

Saw Guptil airbrushing a book of fairy tales
The fable shopping New Zealand

I posted and laughed ;)

in the thumbnail it looks like actual shit desu

looks yum. is that almonds?

saw memecullum on Yea Forums in a gravity falls thread
the mabel shipping new zealand

Genuinely looks shit

looks like

cricket is a summer sport so people who like cricket are all born in June, July, August

be not afraid, for i am yet to arrive to VANQUISH the axis of evil of the big three.
FOR I AM ONLY GETTING STRONGER

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Just seen McCullum down Ikea

The table shopping new zealand

shut up man

Guptill sounds like an Indian name

i was born in july and its by far my favourite sport. weird.

Toil in 15

KEK what the fuck

Gautam Guptill

13 overs batted and its already too little too late for new zealand

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Ross Taylor is an odd looking fellow

Sounds like an actual cricketer

Yes, extra cocoa

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>26 (37)

What did he mean by this

well what ive done is smashed 2 cricketers names together so it doesnt surprise me

The fabled crawling New Zealand

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Mahendra Gupta

does the guy who made all these still post here?

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Yeah I'm not hyping up the worm today lads, they've got no hope.

Gautam Latham

what scenario will make this wc interesting? need some chaos in here. is an eng loss sufficient?

sup cunt

You now remember Dawid Malan

It doesn't matter, Australia has already won.

Is cricket actually difficult, or does new zealand make it more difficult then it is??

The conspiracy

You now remember Mpumalelo Mbangwa

would be y'all's first then innit

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32 behind the RRR

The WORM is the truth. You cannot contradict the WORM. The WORM never lies. All hail the WORM. WORM WORM WORM

based elrich bachman

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OUT

GONE
FUCK OFF YOU COCONUT

the latter
their cricketeers are street trained and can't keep up with Oxford and Cambridge trained, proper cricketeers

Here's your run out bro

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FUCKK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

love pommie
unironically one of the best commentators in world cricket

Happy birthday bro

You now remember that one white guy on the Zimbabwe team who could've slotted in nicely to any batting lineup in the world but he was stuck playing with a bunch of niggers.

night lads

>G O N E
Oh no no no no

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Absolute BASED

BASED

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The ball literally changed direction why do you need this much time

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He really is alright isn't he? And I normally hate niggers...

Shop in CIA where the umpire is

>muhmelelo mera mbangwa

meme run out

Goodnight boro

BANE NOOOOOOOO

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truthbomb: the more non-white the commentator, the better

where's a kiwi flag when you need to shit on them

I hate birthdays but thanks

Cringe lmao. They're so happy

>BANE

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Is that confirmed as the funniest wicket of the World Cup?

ROSS FAYLOR

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>poopeeland
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IT'S COMING HOME

Is New Zealand a meme?

>out for 199 today
Huh.

>implying warnie isn't the GOAT for game insight
>implying Bumble isn't the GOAT for comfy
>implying Kerry O'keeffe isn't the GOAT for comedy

All white.

This is a good quality post.

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markram smacking his own stumps with his bat was quite funny too
think it was markram anyway but yeah this is up there

so true

Why is Ian Smuth so salty? They're still going to be in the semis.

You now remember Brendon Nash

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>cricketeers

That'll teach Williamson for backing up. Fucking cheat.

this immediately goes out the window when you reach the subcontinent, though (barring of course based sangakkara)

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Can Latham fucking do something this time

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Is the England team even English anymore?

I miss Blowers, he was pure comfy

Maybe today is the day Ross Taylor finally gets out of his decade long "form slump".

What did he mean by this?

don't disagree with this, windies commentators are bretty good

hasn't he been really good in ODIs for the last few years?

cocksucker

rights for gays oh yeah

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Based

thats what people said about shaun marsh, and where is he now

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if you really think about it, nz Batmanship is truly a one trick pony innit

Maybe, I haven't watched cricket for the last few years.

Who are they going to replace him with? a garbage can?

>RUN OUT
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IAN SMITH SEETHING LMAO

windies commentators are fucking based and pommie is a legend too. unironically don't mind ntini behind the mic too. honestly cannot stand indian and paki commentators. sri lankan ones are generally good and i think sangakkara is one of the best in the world. white commentators are only good if theyre english or south african. kiwi's best is baz tb h and australias best is maybe warne when he's not telling stories of his cricketing days.

NEW

How many runs does NZ needs to qualify?

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You might say it's a little..... Hit or Miss!

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Who was in the wrong here?

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OH BABY NO WHAT IS YOU DOIN'

maybe poo peeland SHOULD just concede their semi-final spot to Pakistan...

COLLAPSE

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OH NONONONONONONONO

Why are New Zealand trying to steal runs, cost their two in form players now

Show me how you suck cock Mark.

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Fuck was keen to see teylor go big

>why are retards doing something retarded
truly a mystery for the ages

Will Zealand reach 100?

I didn’t realise it was saffers playing

PAK vs BAN will determine NZ's fate
Oh how the tables have turned
The table turning New Zealand

>poo pee land

big fan of 2 comedy runouts in an innings

>the ground shitting poopeeland
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I really don't think NZ are in any danger of not qualifying unless they lose 6 for none right now

NZ need to lose by a score of 150+ and Pakistan should beat Bangladesh by 200+ for the NRR to come close

As long as Pakistan goes out I'm fine.
They seem bitter as fuck.

im still seeing 3 wickets

how far behind is my stream

Nah, Pak run rate is in the shitters, They have to beat us by 500 runs

for me, it's sneaking in a few overs from your part timer immediately after a wicket