Bundes

best troll on tm ever?
that one guy who called toprak tobrak in every thread

Who did Bayern sign today?

Your mom as the lockerroom whore. Expectations are low but they had to get someone

stop being rude

Why do German women like to make many babies? like iirc minsiter of defense have about 7(?!?) kids , Frauke Petry have 4, etc

They are in contact with your mom aswell as a substitute

hob gschissn

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religious people who don't wear no condom. Less religious women normally get pregnant more controlled.

>still no new bauern transfers

ahahahhahahahaah

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What if Brazzo is not good at his job?

Good thing your mom doesnt have the mia san mia mentality or they would be all over her

...

Buy sam fekin players Uli

sounds more like Affenzirkus prevented to me

>overpaying on early buys
classic

>One of Ousmane Dembélé's representatives to Sky Germany: "The chances that Ousmane plays at Bayern next season are 0. He is & will remain in Barcelona."
WTF this can't be happening to us bavarian bros

who doesn't like the fuken capital of Germany

it sure would be embarrassing if Dortmund doesn't win the league this season

Bei einer Sache muss ich aber einhacken... Man hat mittlerweile so viele tolle Talente in der 2ten, das man dieses Saison ohne Probleme auch mal Mai, Batista Maier & Zirkzee hochholen könnte, das sind Spieler die in ein paar Haaren wieder das neue Gesicht des FCB sein könnten, warum nicht mal bringen??

Who wins 2nd Bundes this season?

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Eintracht Frankfurt nimmt Erik Durm unter Vertrag. Der Weltmeister von 2014 kommt ablösefrei vom englischen Klub Huddersfield Town, bei dem sein Arbeitspapier abgelaufen war.

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HSV or Stuttgart

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>messi
oh no no no no thats why he's always been the third best player only for me

go away

>HSV or Stuttgart

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For me? Why it would be only the HSV.

One-time reminder that Bayer Leverkusen has won three titles in its entire history, their highest honor being the Europa League.

I'd also like to note that their stadium is almost never sold out.

>One-time reminder that Bayer Leverkusen has won three titles in its entire history, their highest honor being the Europa League.
embarrassing
>I'd also like to note that their stadium is almost never sold out.
noboy cäres

And that's a good thing

NUR DER HSV
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D
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H
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Lörs thoughts on schnitzel?

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I browsed the HSV forum a few month ago. There was one guy that had some stockholm-complex like behavior towards the HSV and started most of his post a la "from a neutral point of view". I got the impression that most HIV posters there hated his guts.

not me

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what an unfortunate face :\

don't worry, you'll get another shot next year

Umbruch bei Fenerbahçe mit Hilfe der Fans: Kruse-Deal auch dank SMS-Aktion möglich
>turks

pls delet

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>ynr Kruses penus

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heute richtig schön Nudeln fressen alder
mit Pilze

hatte gerade welche mit weißweinsoße und brocci

g0l alder

>dank SMS-Aktion möglich
does it work like pic related?

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hehe

what does human milk taste like? surely there is some fucked up freak on here that was breastfed until he was 12.

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I liek Schoki Milk :)

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it tastes like fat. Drank the bottled breastmilk for my little brother sometimes.

strong and GOMADpilled

>Drank the bottled breastmilk for my little brother sometimes.
pls elaborate

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my mom worked fulltime and my dad stayed home during that time. She had pump for her milk which was then giving to my brother via bottle. I also drank some of them because i was a stupid kid.

>because i was a stupid kid.
Okay, now I understand

Who has the best Khazar Milkers in Germany?

Question for smart Germans: why don't you just immigrate to the US? You're country is going down the shitter pretty quickly - so much so that within two generations it will hardly be recognizable- and instead you can skip the soul crushing realization of that and instead come here and live on a plastic, fake, soulless society (like yours will soon be!) but you'll make good money at least.

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I'm already immigrating to Russia

there aren't many jews here, you know........

have fun getting aids Ronny

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I dont want to get shot

Kohr to Frankfurt is done

forgot pic

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how much?

~9m

>at festival
>trying to keep the grass of my camp somewhat clean and comfy
>hordes of thousands of NPCs throw garbage right back in my camp
>Wind blows even more garbage into my Camp

I dont understand the garbage part. I mean, you can drink, smoke weed, listen to music etc. but ffs please throw your garbage in a garbage bag so we can keep it comfy?

Why do normie NPC hordes hate comfy’ness? Is it because they’re not really human?

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Well, I might consider living in a pittoresque town in Vermont, New Hampshire, or New York. Other than that, no thanks.

I think both countries are fucked equally, so it doesn't really matter. I can't think of a country in the western world that isn't about to go down the drain, maybe Switzerland or Iceland.

Festivals are peak NPC-dom. They give normies a sense of individuality in their shallow consumerist lives.

>spießermark

who the fuck are >we signing lads?

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Doesn't matter, you'll underperform this season as well, just like always.

>tom fucks off
>jt shows up

yeah just pure coincidence I guess...

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>implying that a Bosz redemption arc will not happen

The minimun this season is top 4 in /bundes/, semis in pokal and CL knockout stages

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dios mio

wtf i love jt now

>and CL knockout stages

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Jt is based
Olmo will be in moderately soon

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more like jt is tom

Basado

Stfu tom

Tom knows plenty of things about women's football, the burger knows nothing.

based

seething

>Eine Anspielung auf das dicke Profi-Gehalt (von bis zu geschätzten 5 Mio Euro pro Jahr ist die Rede) von Neuzugang Arp?
Dios mio

How Bayern keeps winning when it's clear that they become more shit year after year? It's their shirt winning games for them?

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Well yeah I will act like a Jew when I'm called a Jew like tom precisely because I am not tom

>Schlagerikone Costa Cordalis mit 75 Jahren gestorben

>Das bestätigte sein Sohn Lucas Cordalis gegenüber dem Kölner „Express“. Er starb demnach mit 75 Jahren am Dienstagnachmittag auf Mallorca im Kreise der Familie.

>be turbo normo
>call other people normie npcs
heh

He's the brother in law of DeLigt

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>at festival
>user sees some dudes unloading a truck
>wooden slats, a lot
>the damn carpenters have built a tower
>they just sit on their tower, drink beer, and smile down on us plebs
good old times
*sip*

he cute

sorry no blood relation and therefore worthless.
Sorry uli but stealing frankfurt defenders on a free wont compete with de ligt

How other countries can even compete?

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and thats a good thing

Ihr geht spazieren. Plötzlich taucht ein Mädchen vor euch auf und macht diese Pose. Wie reagiert ihr?

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ask if she's friends with some dutch rappers

>Auch ohne Vertragsverlängerung: Nagelsmann plant mit Stürmer Werner
>Demnach habe Nagelsmann im Urlaub ein persönliches Gespräch mit dem Angreifer und dessen Umfeld inklusive Berater Karlheinz Förster geführt. Im Rahmen dieser Unterhaltung soll er dem RB-Star versichert haben, dass er weiterhin als Stammspieler mit ihm plane. Dafür habe der Cheftrainer auch die Rückendeckung von Vereinschef Oliver Mintzlaff.
forget about bayern, the bulls are were the real comedy is at

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everyone knew this would happen tho

whats so funny about that, should they purposely put him on the Tribüne instead of having him btfo whatever team you support?

Era of the Bull my frend, with Werner for now

>Let me show you a magic trick

>ooh uli I like magic tricks whats is it

>well, I will tell you. I like your player and he will play for me.

>but uli My player is under contract, how much do you want to buy him for

>buy? no, your player will be mine.

>uli, what do you mean?
you see his contract? well take a good look at it every 12 months.

>3 years later
TA DA

I don't get it

Based Nagelsmann grooming his players for when he eventually takes over Bayern.

>Éverton to buyern
based

19:09 Echte Liebe

based

>Dieser Abend wurde teuer für Fiete: Arp verliert Kreditkarten-Lotto!

>Als die zwölf Drittliga-Jungs mit ihren Burgern fertig waren, warf jeder seine Kreditkarte in eine Kappe. Die Bedienung zog verdeckt den Zahler. Es traf Fiete Arp! Großes Gejohle am Tisch.

pls undo those degenerates!

>Hamburger mit Kreditkarte zahlen
Wie amerikanisiert kann man sein? Nicht mal der Kühne macht das, bei dem läuft alles über Banküberweisung.

Hello! I am curious to get your (as well as any other GERMAN Anons!!!) Opinion :D

What're you're thoughts on Faust?!

For me, I just can't stand the poetry and wish it was written in prose, hence haven't read much - sad!

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DUDE RAMMSTEIN LMAO

>there are new lena nudes I havent seen

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Bauch status: filled with Nudel

Wo??
t. Maxi
????

>You're country is going down the shitter pretty quickly
the worst thing that could happen and will happen is that we end up like the US, not even kidding.

and below itt

wtf how is Austria that high

because we are so good

Geil!

very funny, but really?

yes

“wen wir alles klar haben“ #Hoeneß.

Werner und Nübel ohne Ablöse zur Saison 20/21, aber darf er natürlich nicht erzählen zwinker

Lasst den Uli mal in Ruhe, nur weil er nicht jedes Detail erzählen kann, muss man nicht meinen, dass er einfach irgendwas ohne Substanz erzählt. Er ist auch im hohen Alter noch ein abgezockter Macher. Aber können sich viele Experten hier, die nicht mal einen milli Bruchteil seines Lebenswerks in ihrem eigenen Leben erreicht haben, eingestehen. Hauptsache draufhauen, aber selbst ne Null sein, das ist die Mentalität im Internet des 21. Jahrhunderts Lachend

I remember when Lena was cute.

we are your neighbor and have been for quite some time now, there have always been Austrian players in bundes and naturally they have accumulated some goals by now

baesd deutsch retard

uncalled for - consider yourself warned, Herr Schnitzelhuber.

Response!! I say you!!!

warning declined, I will always call deutsch retards retard
just look at that thread, how can anyone who is not 16, mentally handicapped or both these things enjoy that?

Surprisingly big desu

based tm retard

everyone with haf a brain knew that this would happen

>For me, I just can't stand the poetry and wish it was written in prose, hence haven't read much - sad!
yes I kinda understand what you mean

and it will be funny again and again, peaking in January

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who is going to be their next victim? Waldschmidt?

Arp first
Although not sure if he ever was good

I too have assburgers

>Noch hat der Defensiv-Allrounder (spielte schon links und in der Innenverteidigung) in Leipzig Vertrag bis 2021, RB will ihn gern halten. Und zuletzt hatte Klostermann auch immer betont, dass er sich in Leipzig wohl fühlt.

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Having a Atletico player would be good for the Mannschaft

Klostermann is hot garbage

F

kys

Absolutely gefeliciteerd!

I scream "Begone thot!"

>2019
>rating the aua aua meine ohren man

good post

TM boomer

>born in Herdecke
Literally slept in BVB bedsheets as a child

Da kann man schon mal Neger sagen

>Ich fand sie irgendwo,
>allein in Mexiko.
>Anita, Anita

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