/hoc/

>my reaction if bulju goes to the nucks

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Threads already looking grim. Also I might leave /cric/ a nother voice message

pottery

go knights

it is I your sweden friend.
Hello!
How is USA?

City?

anyone can reply to my post because we're all good friends here

Offseason confession time /hoc/, confess your sins, be forgiven

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Getting swamp ass.

Oshawa

I don't like onion rings

Sockeyes more like SUCKEYES lmao got eeeeemmmmm

Sockeyes more like COCKEYES HAHA OHHHH NIGGA YOU GAY AHAHAHA

We already know he's going to europe

ONE TIME I SHITTED

I'm so bad at chel

Name a worse feeling, /hoc/

I go to games at the Garden and just browse /hoc/ on my phone because everyone else is just a suit after a mixer/dinner etc.

I stopped givi g a shit about sports years agi

Can I get a F

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worse than wasting digits? Hard task la

busted to kippers ass once

Jokerit or Finnish Liiga?

I stopped giving a shit about everything about a year ago

severe constipation that eventually leads to explosive diarrhea

that was really shitty for the Lake Schools to just cuck them from a league like that

based and idahopilled

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Red Star Kunlun

Idaho sucks ass.
t. idahoan

I'm high and pretty hungry
For me it's about 10 months. Feels pretty good. All I do now is get angry at stuff then get high

I was scared of the future so I neglected my post-graduation job search and went full NEET for the last two months

Move to a less shitty part of the state
t. comfy mountain town

>the chinese team

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Part of not giving a shit is letting your anger go. If you are still getting mad, you still care.

I flunked out and literally haven't been able to find my drive since, but my friends and family still love me so I'm not some depressed duck

why are people mad at Benning? these aquisitions are great.

And the same day the Governor tried to pull some funding shit which would be an almost definite death sentence for those Alaskan universities
If I was them I'd pull out of the conference right fucking now and tell those schools to go fuck themselves. Go independent so those kids can finish their time there and then close up if need be

They need a token asian on the roster to keep the fans interested. Its a perfect fit.

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No man I just break stuff it's kick ass

I agree, trading a first round pick for JT Miller was a great idea.

you are forgiven my brothers

it was close for you two, but you brothers are also forgiven

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You should only express your anger verbally. When you express it physically, thats how you get in trouble.

I used to have severe anger issues, trust me.

>tfw no pickled eggs

LOVE Canada

HATE United States

Stop that shit right now. Like, RIGHT now. I did the same thing, months turned into years, got stuck at a retail job, and now am miserable and so far removed from my degree, that getting one at all seems like a dream.

Dont be like me user. Make the effort before its too late. Please.

/hoc/, let's get Yea Forums, lmao

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You're probably right desu.
I'm in the wasteland of east idaho full of mormons.

Disgusting

HATE tapioca and rice pudding
Chocolate is the patricians choice

shall

see I managed to get an alright job after awhile, but I basically lost an entire year where I could have been saving money and gaining experience in the workforce. Don't listen to Yea Forums, the NEET lifestyle is awful.

Second this

Cheesestring time so epic

ID is alright for some, but it's a tough bitch of a place to live in if you don't have a mind to survive

>FUN IDAHO FACT: Idaho is Apache; not Shoshone for "gem of the mountains"

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How does it feel losing an AHL franchise to Palm Springs?

feels great that Boise has a hockey team at all, bruva

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This but unironically
This but opposite

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>mild
>rags
>kongs
>pongs
>9-1

which state would be the manitoba of america?

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youtube.com/watch?v=iGGgpN7xfSA
HE DID IT

>randy
>ted
>sam
>ed
>will
>hal
>doug

North Dakota duh

half colorado, half kansas

go knights

The Dakotas.

the south sucks

>he's a catfag
Of course

Her pussy bald like Caillou
Swag swag like Caillou
I'm good nigga, how you?
Go way back like Caillou
Hat back like Caillou
I don't match like Caillou
My weed young like Caillou
Gold dub like Caillou
I'm PBS like Caillou
DTF like Caillou
Dick fresh like Caillou
She get wet like Caillou
Gorilla stealing like Caillou
I dig in it like Caillou
Bad bitch go suck dick
Need 30 minutes like Caillou
I'm up early like Caillou
She get dirty like Caillou
She ain't worthy, I'm Caillou
I'm nerdy like Caillou
I'm young as hell like Caillou
Don't fail like Caillou
Fuck Dora--Caillou

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going to have to agree with the Dakotas

There's no mountains in Manitoba

>the white sandy beaches of North Dakota
Doesn't have the same jingle

>based god
based

Dakota has no Seaports

N

Whats the Canadian version of an uppity Yankee?

>Gnaggers

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An uppity Frenchman

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BOYO, YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!

A hasb fan during the summer of '93

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NO MEANS NO KANER!

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youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

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I've never once washed my pucks

............

disgusting

thanks lads, already hate it after two months so gonna start making moves soon
i'm going on a trip to yurop with my grad money to hopefully figure out what the fuck to do with my life

You got something to say to me bro

I'm lost for words

For me, it's the guy giving the thumbs up

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NO MEANS NO KANER!

Hill Billys having a grand ole time

jack hughes more like jack LOSE because hes on a fucking shit team lmfao

*dabs on the devshits*

lgr

So Dubas is a homo, right?

How do you fuck up a pour this bad?

For me it's that dude on the right holding that big red thermos thing in his hand

youtube.com/watch?v=s36eQwgPNSE

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i'm not but i'll suck his cock anyway after everything he's done so far this summer

>rags

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make a resume, revise it, and start applying online. it may take 10 applications or 100, but a job will come.

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Like what?

Imagine not having a cushy job

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mcdonalds burnt my fucking double quarter pounder wtf do i do lads

Got rid of poo in loo

A year is fine. 2, 3 4, 5 is not. And that time will move quicker than you think. You say you are afraid of the future, but think about this: whats worse?

A future where you tried and failed a few times to find a job related to your degree, and eventually found success in to your chosen field.

Or a future where you didnt try at all, get stuck in a wage slave job that was suppossed to be "just temporary" and wish every day that you could go back and try.

Whatever fears you have now will not be shit compared to the regrets for what you didnt do and the fears of the result caused by the fact you didnt even try.

You are still young user. Get off your fucking ass and do something.

TFW the dogs win the cup.

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Litter it on the floor and leave. Fuck are they gonna do

P.s. you wont fucking figure out what to do with your life by travelling abroad for a month or two.

>with no 2 pick from binlan >rags select: kucko kuckold

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went through the drive through. am at home.

With no.1 overall pick new jersey selects Manny Manlet, 5'8" at best.

I got trips twice in this thread you niggers. Give me more (You)s.

You could still follow those instructions

here, i found this one in my pants pocket before doing laundry

(you)

what ya listening to, /hoc/??
>tfw thinking twice

youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y

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Only if you give (You)s to my hard-earned dubs

And replaced him with a offensive D-man rental, sure but what else?

already ate it :^(

Hot Since 82

Everyone here is me, why should I (you) myself?

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This is dedicated to NEET user

youtu.be/LH-i8IvYIcg

Stop posting boomer loser movie dance GIF. That's cringe

>the Dream becomes reality

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moved unmoveable contracts
signed two 20 goal scorers for the price of one of those contracts
improved the blue line

can someone remind me how many goals this gentleman had in 2007 C.E.?

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I sincerely think Spezza is going to do well for them too, will be great as a 4th-liner with occasional PP time

J U S T
U
S
T

youtube.com/watch?v=WJbPm7YVsHE

130 in a 50

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I'm retired
>I get paid very well not to work
youtube.com/watch?v=RjlvdcBAKdg

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He will for sure be trying his hardest, he genuinly wants to win.

youtube.com/watch?v=w2Ov5jzm3j8

did the thrashers franchise die with snyder in that car crash?

youtu.be/6WJFjXtHcy4

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baleet this

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actually looks like your average michigander's malformed puffy lead poisoned face

No they died when they signed every black player in the league to appeal to the fanbase but all thoe players cwere shit and the team sucked so no one came out anyways

It was DOA

youtube.com/watch?v=b97hqSDRspw

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and then the wh*teboi got massive privilege right in their faces

Friendship ended with lead, now PFAS is my best friend

Is the sunbelt still fuming or is it safe now?

somebody alerted the schools near randys house right?

the kids in the neighborhood knocked over the mortar tube after lighting it and it shot down the street and almost blew up a neighbors car lmao

p sure one of them is going to die this week with their careless handling of fireworks

yeah i think you'd be hard-pressed to find a better 4C than Spezza at $700k

Thinking about that one time my neighbor thought it would be funny to throw an M80 into his buddies car while he was taking a piss and it blew out 3 of the windows and obliterated one of the head rests

oh no not the head rest

kek

this TWINK HOBGOBLIN is going to score FIFTY (50) GOALS this season, and basically, >your team sucks.

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You're allowed to hold Roman candles in your hands. It's safe

thats actually pretty fuckin funny

A little upset. I sww an article today saying Konami Pro Evolution Soccer was free on ps+ this month, so i thought that might be fun to play a sports game. But now I log on and see its actually Detroi: Some Niggershit which I hear is a good game. But i was looking forward to soccer.

At least there is some indy car racing game that llooks alright.

i like to put them in my zipper and act like my benis is big and explosive lmoa

have you tried not being gay

im just a kid whos four
each day i grow some more
i like exploring on caillou
so many things to do
each day is something new
ill share them with you on caillou

>on caillou
always thought he was saying "i'm caillou"

dododoDOdodo dodo that's ME

For me? Its The Littlest Hobo

he is, the leaf is retarded

okay lads, give me a quick rundown; why should i make >your team >my second team?

i hate ACDC unless im drunk and then they're my favourite band

its a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll, lads

okay grandpa

youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0

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THUNDERSTRUCK

Fuck off, we're full

cuz ur gay and have a small dick like me

more like GAYCDC lol

Gonna sleep now lads, get pucks deep for me

Why is his sister there? Where's his husband?

rude

youtube.com/watch?v=i0vFid2tKbI

Further proof that this board is marginally less retarded than toronto media during the off-season.

based

youtube.com/watch?v=JFGtRKx4ypY

youtube.com/watch?v=ucumbFbW4BU

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last two digits is how many games the rags will win this season

it was a hot day in the summer of '19..........

kakko confirmed bust

that's harsh

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ebic

Last two digits is how many goals kakko will score

>confirmed for Panarin dying from a batch of shitty coke

*walks into thread*
*looks around to make sure no one is looking*
*farts*
*walks out of thread*

For me, it's JAAAAIL BREAK

dubs confirm kakko for calder

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wew lad what fuckin stinks in here

a leaf

youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

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how bad will the snes be next season? as far as i know their only good players are tkachuk and chabot. nilsson is okay but incredibly inconsistent

>44 G
>Still 3-79
>Lundpads

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Winning the lee desu

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they're gonna tank and draft Daigle 2.0 lol
FUCK frenchies

lafreniere was nhl ready at the age of 15 though. kid was huge

Some retarded old fuck just got my flight cancelled because he was too fucking stupid to print out a boarding pass im fucking pissed

What airline?

work travel?

the airline couldn't help?
like literally just look up his info on the computer

so the flight got cancelled? the fuck? why wouldn't they just take off without him

aeiou

Southwest, Im cheap.
Sort of, I was working away from home and was headed home for the 4th
Idk what they were doing, shit was already delayed from a storm and it was a madhouse
They promised him he would be on for some reason, and some crew member had been on reserve for over 12 hours so if we didnt have wheels up by a certain time the flight would time out, and old ass retard didnt print his boarding pass correctly so they spent like 10 minutes of crunch time fumbling with it and thats what caused us to not go up in time

grim

gusev for bulju 1 for 1

Who the fuck is posting Petterson on Yea Forums

what thread

The "Named Called - Play Game" one

if you dont know how to cross-board link you shouldn't be posting at all

imagine giving enough of a fuck to crosslink a thread about video games onto spee

defelction

shut up virgins

I deliberately married my wife because she is less quality than I am, she knows I’m better than her and does whatever I say. I did this so I could focus on my own goals while still having kids that she will stay home and take care of, and so I won’t be distracted by being with a woman I like too much

I've never crossboard linked in the 10 years I've used the site

newfag

same

yo wazzup

youtube.com/watch?v=hw3d9KTYHIE

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gaming

huomenta

BINLAN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

hyvaa huomenta

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youtube.com/watch?v=qR-BiZiY9Tg

only three months until hockey

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huomenta

bonjour

-_-

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: ^ )

>: • [

KINO NAO

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8====D
;)

(. Y .)

looks like tiddies hhaha

>:I

holy mother of based

how many yall like sex? my mans in front laughin cuz my man KNOW

*starts humping the stool on stage*

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8====D ~ ~ ( . Y . )
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>Arizona Coyotes looking to host NHL winter classic at sun devil stadium
it would literally be a gigantic empty stadium lmao

X^D

sex :D

holy SHIT lllllllllLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

my penis goes from 8=D to 8=======D whenver i see bobies haha

my penis goes from 8D to 8=D when I cheer for my new jersey devils

Miro Heiskanen is the real deal. That kid is a complete fucking stud. Better than Dahlin.

bit drunk

weird im drinking a Heiskanen right now lmfao

put benis in bagine lmao

thinknig about sex

this is some weird ass erp

>;-) 8=D~~~~~~~~ O:

virgin: 8===D |
roastie: 8===D (O)

Elias Pettersson
Brock Boeser
Bo Horvat
Quinn Hughes

By their powers combined

This is some weird enterprise resource planning?

erect rockin' penises

eternal >rags propaganda

this post is comedy gold and i deserve at least 1 (You)

got a bed time boner

More like youre drinking jizz lol

hahahahahahahaha
got eem

____O
____/|\
____8===D ~
___/__\_

This? Hmmmmmm.....................Thinking its pretty based

Best Seattle logo I’ve seen so far

It is July 3, 2019, 1 year, 2 months, and 3 days since Seattle's name was to be announced

up for work
uguu~

Xheattle Dickgirls

hope zoomeranon is getting ready for bed. boomerneighbor is going to be firing up the lawnmower in a few hours.

nnnnooooOOOOOOO STOP SIGNS
SPEED LIMITS

haha you wish BUD
finna boutta be thunder storming all morning that nigga staying inside

I browse /hoc/ while driving too sometimes

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alexa bliss or mandy rose lads?
can't decide

>user can’t socialize or drive correctly

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I wore a shirt just like that in 6th grade

smokin pot lads

Huomenta

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Based boomer

( ˇ෴ˇ ) < "Son, I am disappoint."

Good Morning, what’s the plan for today?

huomenta

Screaming for Vengeance is the best Judas Priest album

eat straight cottage cheese

Should Bergevin offer sheet Point?

should i watch Year One on the television with jack black and michael cera and that other nerdy guy from superbad

What are your other options?

watching hank

Coffee now and enjoying first morning of the vacation. Later going to lake for some walleye fishing, few beers and stuff like that. Weather does not look too good, so it might be a short day at the lake.

huomenta

thats the only one of interest to me in the comedy section of netflix rn

heard that movie sucks, i've never seen it though

I remember seeing about 5 minutes of it and it was retarded so I changed it

Yes..but he does not!

Living the dream

last time i saw it was when it came out like 10 years ago and im pretty sure i was drunk as fuck so i dont remember anything from it
i heard it was shit too so i never rewatched it but then one guy on Yea Forums said he watched it again and liked it
im going for it fuck the police

There's no walleye in Finland, that's a North American fish. Do you mean zander?

Sounds like a really nice day btw

Cliffy Hokkey is unironically better

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real pookcific hours

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real specific hours

Kuha in finnish, zander I quess

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rph

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Yeah, that's zander. I hope you plan to take some home if you get a large enough for eating.

real terrific hours

sweden smells fishy

go yotes
go nucks
go flames
go knights
go oilers
go ducks
go kings

based
i usually try to be inclusive of the shorks during rph, but fuck em desu

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fuck this poster
real euro neet hours
go sharks

gn rph

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i think you mean real euro vacation hours

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real pacific retards

>implying teenagers wake up before 10 am

they're on summer break, not vacation

thinking about something really embarrassing i did 5 years ago

tell us friend, we won't judge

>montrecucks getting played by Aho

>My concern with him is that he seems to have the IQ of a door knob. Both in the everyday sense and hockey sense. He has the tools to be a high end player but not the brains. Kinda reminds me of yakupov
based redditor on bulju

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got an award for science in high school along with like 15 other people and they called us up to the stage one by one and formed a line and i was like the 11th guy they called up and there was seemingly no room at the end of the line so i started a new one in front of everyone and then the next 4 people that called up all went in the line behind me and i was the only one in front of everyone

real phaggot hours

lol what a loser

based

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east coast neets go to sleep please

what names did people call you for doing that?

Idiot

>have to drive gf to airport this morning
>picking up friends from airport at 11pm

Im up all day, fren

absolute chad move m8, don't worry about it

she's flying to see me btw

at least you didn't start wailing and shit your pants

how was her bull?

>arizona wants to host a winter classic
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i don't know, he lives wherever she's flying here from

no one said anything except my sister called me a retard for a bit

did you pimp slap her for her insolence?

Year One's ight i made the right decision

no i'd get in trouble

thingken of moving to kelowna

lads

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it's been 5 years lad, you better believe she still tells her friends about that incident and has a good laugh over it. have you done anything to put her in her place since then?

Aho is too good for Carolina, they should let him go. Let Sebastian free you jerks!

nah she basically loves me but idk why since i avoid her and everyone else in my life at all costs

>carolina
>jerks
-_-

i can punish her with my d*ck if that'll make you feel better

it would not

i'm all out of ideas

if youre a disgusting filthy dirty hippie you'll fit right in

it's where a ton of hockey players live

eat chicken

yeah the gay ones

you'd fit right in then

does finland have domestic chickens?

nah i dont play hockey

didn't shea weber play for the kelowna rockets?

my dick is a rocket

?“I’m not angry,” Dundon said. “I’m just surprised that any team thought this had any chance of working. I guess the Carolina Hurricanes are still misunderstood if anyone anywhere thought this would be hard for us. I’m not upset with Sebastian, I am actually relieved to have this done. We all understand the players should do what they can to get their best contract. But this was never going to work for Montreal.”

ok how

>a-at least we signed le timo time xd

yes
suomenkanayhdistys.fi
FINLAND'S CHICKEN ASSOCIATION

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they are shutting down though

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Yvonne lookin cute now that she losing weight.

So, how fucked are Blue Jackets now?

Who is best Finnish hhoffer ?

Kurri
Selänne
Pronger

Kurri and Selänne
t. non-biased finn

maybe 80 more pounds

they'll finish below the kangz, but probably not below ottawa

I rate Selanne and Pronger above Kurri. Kurri played so much with Great One. I would be hhofer if played years with Gretzky.

>tfw no finnish gf

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>tfw yvonne loses the weight and leaves shannon, taking half of his amassed youtube fortune

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for me? it's videos of pajeet scammers getting btfo

>rags

One of those lads called me once to tell me I was owed a large amount of money from some government tax program, and that he worked for the treasury dept. Tried to trick me by knowing public info like address, last four of ssn, etc. I went along with it until he tried to get my checking and routing account numbers to transfer me the money.

I understand that playing in the big city must be great, but how could he leave Bobrovsky??

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he will make new friends

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my dad used to go on 419 eater and seek out pajeet scammers to btfo. not sure if he still does or not.

I eat penis

what flavor?

onion

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I can only imagine the amount of fans burning their "favorite player's" sweater if he went to buffalo

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FUCK SWEDEN

Based, what are your thoughts on Norway?

>completely irrelevant without their oil

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Looks like you want to fuck Norway

Reminder

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Please go to the Jest

>5'11
Look at his parents compared to him. Are they 12 feet tall?

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my man, i was just typing out this same thing lmao

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They are strong as well

The parents are 6 feet and 0 inches

fuck me dead no hockey sucks

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Looks like abbos have learned how to use computers

ice hockey sucks

Ice hockey a shit

ice hockey sucks

/cric/ says you guys are wankers

ICE HOCKEY SUCKS

>luck puck
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

Way to only do this early morning in the off season you cowards

heh... nice try kid

but thats what you get when you miss with /cric/

>his sport has an off season
dire, the sun shines on cricket all year round

"Sport" takes so little skill the "athletes" dont need a break.

Any cricket you can finish in a day is a waste of my time. Let me know when test matches are back on.

might be a hard concept for you to grasp but because there are several countries across several regions playing the sport they play at different times of the year

Imagine letting poor brown "people" play your "sport"

>associating with brown people
The british empire sure is in ruin.

Let's be honest Kaapo Kakko

I once bought some fleshlights with my mom's credit card and told her the charge was for a weighted blanket.

>weighted blanket
i actually want to get one of these

I got a heavy silk comforter for my allergies and it's too heavy with both of them so I don't even use my weighted blanket anymore.

Krappoo Kaka

youtube.com/watch?v=lTOzZ1JTnis

>the huge jewish clan vs the chad lone white male

>thinking the goy has any chance

I actually don't have the fleshlights anymore either because I went psychotic and thought I'd be drowning in pussy.

I'm pretty good at wasting money.

Having some Arvid Nordquist lads

m.youtube.com/watch?v=e2UuIQLANBc
Baste

In chel 19 I’m a sniper winger who got drafted by Carolina
I’m leading the team in points in my rookie season with bob as our goalie
I’m literally carrying them to the playoffs

>drafted by Carolina
im so sorry

based me too. got 3 packs cheap quite recently

Nice, one has to smith while the iron is hot

Reko is my favourite coffee tbqh

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Went to dicks picked up a plastic floor hockey stick and a punch of pucks to play on my driveway
Gonna have a tourney with a few of my friends 3on 3

Based its jarmos birthday

Are you reading my mind friend? That's literally what I'm having right now

Based. I hope you'll have some great fun

Did you photoshop Kimi smaller? That's not the Gimi i know.

I didn't instagram.com/p/ByawxpSlzNq/

And I don't need them now anyway because after the "incident" at the mental hospital I get coverage for pills that kill my sex drive. It's pretty nice not being tortured by that anymore, not gonna lie. I'm happy most of the time now.

wishing I was in the tool shed at my parents summer cottage with a hot cup of joe, working on some project, while listening to some sparky radio and the rain hitting the tin roof

That sounds really nice

It's top comfy tier. Only thing that's missing is a small wood stove for when it's colder outside

hello where is my friend sweden?

comfy is code word for happy

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right here bud

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based post and based pic!

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Anyone wanna help me move tomorrow? Beer and pizza will be the reward

is everything already boxed up?

no

Sorry, I live too far away :/

Very good and important question

Working on it, I got the keys like a week ago, so I've actually moved like 70% of my stuff over already. Gonna spend today sorting through my leftover bullshit and hopefully just move furniture tomorrow.

>can't even move on his own
get yourself a mobility scooter, fatty

I would gladly move furniture for beer and pizza

>Sven can lift large couches and wooden bookshelves all on his own without a guy on the other end to help stabilize
Wow dude you must be really strong

Hey guys, I just read a really funny Youtube comment. Should I post it?

>Thinking Kappo needs some humbling,real quick

>They didn’t show the best side of Kakko in this lol. He came off as either full of himself or miserable, I’m sure it was just the way they edited it, which would be fucked up on the NHL’s part, but he’s still a great player.

what the fuck is wrong with Americans?

If you're not smiling 24/7 and giving compliments to everyone you're not normal in America.

Post it here, now, without context

Love the guitars and the words in this song

I thought the Hughes clips were creepy. You could see most of the children didn't even want to be in front of camera and had to put fake smiles all the time.

They're called lyrics, you actual dumbass.

what are lyrics but bunch of words stringed together

Maybe if you're an idiot.

Thinking of my penis

>bob loved Columbus
twitter.com/thehockeydudes/status/1146413019100065792?s=21

Reply to this post or Gary will cancel the hockey

Huomenta hockeii

Fuck Gary

I would never do that
t. Gary

/hoc/ Is better when there isn't meme "hockey" going on anyway

Oath

It's getting cancelled anyways, lockout incoming after next season. Question is, how many games will they actually play in the lockout shortened season?

just woke up

That'd be great, hopefully long lockout, whole season 2021-2022, then we could actually have best vs best in olympics. Fuck gary.

No! Gary's our friend!

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Daily reminder that Ovi will score 50 again

I actually got a cock ring with the fleshlights but it was too big. Fucking Tartar genes.

Lmao dicklet

WAKE UP LADS BULJU HAPPENINGS RIGHT NOW

Blame the Asian rape hoard.

In the seniors league

Stop

I just want to forget bulju

Bulju will never be forgotten. Even in 20 years from now me and the lads will be bulju posting and letting all the kiddies know about the bvll that is BULJU

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

>want to forget the crown jewel of hockey world
huh

Just like this thread.

Lads why are people on /pol/ so mute to reality?

I dunno, why don't you go back there.

Cause I’m not a fag like you

Don't all make a new thread at once.

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded, take your cancer elsewhere so /hoc/ can Bulju post in peace.

Ingesting cocks is your hobby isn’t it

I could make a thread but it's gonna have Taylor Swift as the picture.

had a dream last night where pekka rinne scored a goal... from the center line.
>finnish goaltending

stop, please just let me go, Alejandro, just let me go

pants wet when u woke up?

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Thinking about cooking some

New

nope, crusty dry like my pizza