EARLY PERU CELEBRATION THREAD

LLAMAMAGIC IS THE WAY BROS LETS POST SEXY LLAMAS SO WE CAN SUMMON VIRACOCHA FOR OUR FUTURE GLORIUS WIN VS THE CHILEANOS

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venecos are like mexicans (spics) are for u in USA

Venecos = venezuelans idk venezolANOS those guys mutts half niggers

and 590 its just an ugly guy that we ciberbully in Perú

venecos = venezuelans
tapir 590 = shitty peruvian youtuber with third world comedy

>venecos
venezuelans

>tapir 590
famous guy here that make videos

CHILE CANT EVEN COMPETE WITH US WE ARE THE TRULY MASTER RACE SONS OF GOD WE INHERIDET THIS BLESSED LAND FULLED WITH A LOT OF RESOURCES MINERALS AND FERTILE LAND

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EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

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MANO A CUANTAS PELADAS TE VAS BAJANDO YO ME VOY BAJANDO A 5 CHIBOLITAS ESCOLARES HOY LOCO QUE RICO PUTA MARE

based

pasa los packs ctm

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EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ESTUDIAR
ALGEBRA..MEDICINA... LLEVAR LIBROS CONTABLES
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` CONTACTOS DE NEGOCIOS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
EN LA INDUSTRIA DE SERVICIOS!!..el PERUano NO NECESITA BAÑARSE , NI ESTUDIAR ,
NI IR A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NI LA UNIVERSIDAD YA QUE ES UN SER EDUCADO DIESTRO,
EXTROVERTIDO , SENSIBLE , CORRECTO , FINO , AGRADABLE

-QUE ES PERUano EN ``LATÌN ???

*``AMERICANUS CAESAR MAXIMUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PERUano NO ES FACIL DADO A SUS GRANDES DONES, PERO AQUI CITAMOS VARIAS CARACTERISTICAS COMUNES:

0- SON HERMOSOS, NOBLES, IMPORTANTES...HONESTOS
1- SON BLANCOS, COLOR LECHE, TIRANDO PARA PLATEADOS, PARECEN NORDICOS
2- SON ALTOS, 2M10 A 2M20, PARECEN GIGANTES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS LARGAS, VERDADEROS ADONIS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- TIENEN UN ESCULPIDO CULO, ESPECIALMENTE SUS GUAPAS MUJERES
5- TIENEN CUELLO MUSCULOSO, PARECEN FISICOCULTURISTAS
6- TIENEN UNA NARIZ PROPORCIONADA, DE MODELO, O ACTOR DE HOLLYWOOD
7- SON RUBIOS O PELIRROJOS, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON MILLONARIOS Y NO TIENEN DEUDAS
9- TIENEN UNA RIQUEZA CULTURAL PROMINENTE
10- TIENEN CARA DE EUROPEO GERMANICO , ESTOS CARA DE DIOSES DEL OLIMPO

cringe

answer me, inca bros:
WILL PERU TRY IT'S BEST?

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WE REDDIT LADS THIS IS AN UNBELIEVABLE FEELING

Peru will try their best

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we got 3rd place in the bag bros

I lowkey believe they can beat us. It's going to be a kino match either way

Why? You guys have a better team and always beat them anyway

RECORDATORIO DIARIO QUE EL STRUDEL Y EL DULCE DE LECHE SON PERUANOS

Cuz our team is old, they may fuck up and this cup has been full of memes

LA YERBA MATE ES PERUANA CARAJOOOO

Strudel is german. Appfelstrudel. So yeah it's basically Peruano.

I wanted to fuck Argentina in the ass again, bros :(

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Are Peruvian the most crazy people in South America?

nope, seriusly, we are the most normal and stable country in SA

fpbp

I have an ex who's Bolivian, she was the most beautiful girl I've ever been with and I even fucked her in the ass regularly. Ask me anything.

all we gotta do now to make sure the maldito corruptos dont hurt our beautiful country anymore bro

I went to Peru and everyone was poor as fuck but everyone was having a great time. The food was fucking fantastic; stayed in rural areas except for a few days. Got a pure silver ring for $20.

That would be Ecuador or Uruguay

>Ecuador
kek

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first perú best perú?

>says the COCAINlombiano

literally anything that a CONGOlombiano says its actually the opossite I can confirm this

the eternal peruANO

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Congrats, Perubros.
You can have the final. We have to go beat Argentina again. We'll make Messi retire for good this time.

I rather we lost, that way we go for the Bronze, the Silver is so shameful, and is going to be even more shameful with a 8-0 ;_;

That would be hilarious.

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can they do it bros?
can they make it to the final without winning a single game?

Este pa

They beat Bolivia

Rate my cat, guys. Here he appears to be drunk.

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10/10 would smash

lmao

LA NIEVE EL CIELO EL AIRE SON PERUANOS PEEEE

BROS, IT'S SO FUCKING COLD.

Lose to Peru and mentally break Messi by denying him a 3rd place

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You know spics applies to all Spanish speakers right? You’re a spic. It comes from how Spanish speakers pronounce speak. As in “I don’t spic English”

BASED

RECORDATORIO DIARIO QUE EL SUSHI, LAS HAMBURGUESAS, Y LOS TACOS SON PERUANOS

VAMOS PERÚ!!!

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el peruANO revuelto