So what part of Brazil are you from lads?

Presidente kennedy, in the state of espirito santo

São Luís, check out Pedrinhas.

Favela

Espirito Santo aka Acre do Sudeste

Rio needs to turn into a sea

exclude ES, RJ, DF and GO and you're good

Montevideo

fucking ABC la

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Soon

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I live in São José dos Campos.
Far away from niggers and degeneração.

I am from the very real and utopian Acre.

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SOU CARIOCA, SOU DO RIO DE JANEIRO

Salvador, El

>Far away from niggers and degeneração.
t. nunca foi no centro

I shall show you the song of my people
youtu.be/JOKefI1scJI

Yes pls

Cisplatina here

Fortaleza, cidade maravilhosa, meu amigo

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Belém - PA

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For me, it's Goiânia.

pedro juan caballero

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I'd be honored, my mercosur friend :3

Ciudad Juarez

Based Rio de Bundaeiro.

t. cornolista comedor de purê

>ES and DF are the safest and comfiest states in the country (DF is also rich and politically impotant)
>GO produces a lot of food and hot thots
>get rid of the capital and nearby cities and RJ is actually a decent state

Paramaribo

>proud that you live in the root of our cancer
>also expensive as shit to live

Uberlândia.

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I'm surprised you're still alive, user

On a serious note how good of a life could I lead with $150k in cash in Southern Brazil? Would I be able to afford a decent apartment and are Brazilians qts looking for white foreigners?

Nova Zelândia

Brasília, Papuda

>

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Um queijo de minas, por favor.

>baiano
>cearense
>not nordestinos

ABC zone from São Paulo
SALVE SALVE GALERA DO ABC

I live between the residencial and countryside.
Near SIATT's factory.

>are Brazilians qts looking for white foreigners?
m8

>berlandia
>beraba
E A BOSTA DE ARAGUARI

from big bundas

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>elect shitty politicians
>blame on brasilienses
bostileiros em uma casca de noz

>ES
>safest
yeah haha remember when policemen went on weeks long strike
>DF
>safe
t. never heard of Ceilândia
>GO
>sertanejo, enough said
>>get rid of the capital and nearby cities and RJ is actually a decent state
the only way to save RJ (thus the rest of the country from their presence) is resetting it, never to speak of it again

Belo Horizonte
Why yes, Im still at the stadium. I can still feel the burnt smell of butthurt argies lingering in the air.

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CIA

t. unespiano

Yeah its enough to live well.
Avoid capitals, theyre expensive as fuck, specially são Paulo

U A I
A
I

Ciudad del Este

many weren't directly elected (rodrigo maia, for instance). they were carried by other politicians who received enough votes
my point stands

Based
Based barba

Mitú

The white part

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Problem?
Literally the best place to live IMO.
Access to the same stuff as são Paulo, but without niggers bringing violence.

Sao Jose de California

Today I learned that I’ve been pronouncing his name Coutinho, it is actually pronounced Coochienho. WTF

PARTICIPEM DO /LUSO/, MACACOS.
PARTICIPEM DO /INT/.

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estes posts são basados

my ex is brazilian :(

Capital do nordeste.

vai tomar no cu no /int/ é só boiolas

Argentina should have annexed all...

>es
>safe
Wtf

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São Paulo - SP

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Manaus.

>fio de chupar o proprio pau
nao obrigado

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i think they even pronounce belo horizonte as belu orizonchi

baseado

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post her nudes, mang

/heem/

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Really cute desu. I'm a sissy boy and I always flirt with the same guy from Brazil, so I'm happy to officially make the switch c:

same

bora subir paio

Koh-chee-ñu

Its coacheenho.

FLORIPA

basada caricatura chinesa

It's not coo, it's more like toll in tollbooth.

no it doesn't

>insinuando que paranaenses não são separatistas também

SÃO MAIS SEPARATISTAS QUE GAUCHOS AINDA

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São Luís do Maranhão

Brasilia is a shithole.
>t.from brasilia

Florianopolis

Do you crossdress? Are you around CABA? I'm legit fucking pissed off right now after the match and I want to relieve the anger by hatefucking a faggot tonight.

não tenho habilidades sociais

Londrina

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>catarinense
SAI DAQUI, BRANCO ALEMÃO SAFADO

Ciudad de la Creatura

carioca masterrace adapted to survival in any environment except below 20ºc

feels amazing to live in the safest, whitest and richest city in the country

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Im from the ERA PENAL neighborhood

meu deus, parece o twitter

>estado mais pobre do brasil onde só tem muié feia

Por que não se mudam?

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Sounds good, but I'm not close to CABA ): Sorry

FUCK

So, everywhere?

Eugênio de Melo? enjoy getting mugged

based, fuck /luso/

Wait what?
Cout=Colt "t" is not silent though
Inho= yeah, I don't think you guys have a similar word to compare, but it have already heard it a bunch of times.

Uberlândia.

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matate a pajas u u

>maranhão
>mais pobre
do you even Piauí?
Maranhão é easy mode

in yo

>lacrecore

Vá à merda, viado do cacete.

*you have
Fix'd

VOLTA PRO /LUSO/ SE NÃO EU POSTO MEU MAMILO ROSA E PELUDO

Oh yeah, that's right thx

Is it acceptable in Brazil to go out with a shem, or would your friends make fun of you

>Só tem muié feia
Tu nunca nem veio aqui fdp, não cospe em prato que tu nunca comeu. Para de dar ouvido pra meme.
Also isso tudo que tu disse define Teresina no Piauí.

PALMEIRAS CONTINUA SEM MUNDIAL !

It's not the same.

nah, people will make fun of you. make it discreet
cringe and bluepilled

Tava torcendo pro Coutinho marcar um gol pra eu ter algo pra comemorar nessa minha vida de Vascaíno

Mas tem mulher bonita.

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e como tem pqp

Sobral

Guarany de Sobral > F*rroviário

QUE LEVANTE LAS MANOS COMO
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EL QUE QUIERE UN VINO EN CARTON

EL QUE QUIERE UN VINO EN CARTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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Sampa.

Fora Bozo!

Manaus

>Sobral
sério, como vocês suportam o calor daí? já ouvi uns contos de um conhecido que passou uns dias

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cringe

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>He cheers for Vasco

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Como é torcer para o Sporting do Brasil?

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CHAMANDO TODOS OS BRASILEIROS
CHAMANDO TODOS OS BRASILEIROS
ENCONTRAMOS UM VASCAÍNO

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Pelo menos a gente tem esperança em dois e dois anos quando o time vai pra série B e ganha, vem pra série A embalado e vende metade dos jogadores pq não tem dinheiro pra pagar. Daí o ciclo se repete.
Não tenho orgulho disso, mas fazer o que.

Não julguem, anões. Certamente ele herdou este fardo.

Acho que já sou acostumado. Uma vez fui pra um evento na serra em Tianguá (~800m) com outros sobralenses. Na manhãzinha literalmente todo mundo usava casaco e ainda morria de frio. E tava no mínimo pouco menos de 20°C.

CISPLATINA

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Vai cair antes do Vasco.

Minas Gerais is really the best state, cant compete with that.
>no beach lmao
Espírito Santo is MG's beach

Based uaibro

Florianópolis here.

love this place

[spoiler]fora haole[/spoiler]

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você fala como se isso lhe garantisse alguma superioridade, como se isso não fosse apenas agravar uma crise política da qual ainda não saímos
se o país afundar, a menos que já tenha uns milhares de dólares lá fora e saia quando a água bater você também vai junto, camarada

also MG's bitch

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SE MATE, FILHO DA PUTA.

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when I was 16 (i'm 32 now) i went to Salvador de Bahia and Porto Seguro, and i lost my virginity to the most beautiful tranny i've ever seen. shit was so cash, but the cities were pretty ugly

E você fala como se ele tivesse capacidade de reverter qualquer situação. Não quero ver meu país na merda, mas com ele na cadeira principal fica difícil. O cara é um despreparado nato. Um carro sem freio numa ladeira, independentemente de torcida contra ou a favor, vai bater.

>tranny in salvador
You should probably get checked, bud. Just sayin

for your sake I hope you used your own condom

why

(yes, i used condom obviously, i'm old as fuck now)

brazil is a paradise for degenerates like myself

mesmo com ele tá uma bosta, mas convenhamos ao menos que não só porque ele não consegue apoio, mas porque pouquíssimos querem de fato apoiá-lo. há uma diferença muito grande, e não há relação de causa e efeito
se ninguém parar esse carro, vai dar ruim é pra gente
then you're good, salvador whores in general aren't known for being, hm, hygienic
actually the whole place isn't, I suppose you figured that out yourself

>why
Syphilis can get decades inactive

Lol no and i never been robbed.
I can walk safely at night unironically.

Pelo menos o Sporting ganha alguma copa de vez em quando

lads, good night, was a helluva ride
find my sign at the farron keep perimeter

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>After 1866, several former Confederate citizens from the American Civil War settled in the region. Following the Civil War, slavery was abolished in the United States. In Brazil, however, slavery was still legal, making it a particularly attractive location to former Confederates, among whom was a former member of the Alabama State Senate, William Hutchinson Norris.[3]

Americana, Sao Paulo

Wtf why is sulista guarani

>carioca
>100% tchief

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buenos_Aires,_Pernambuco

Paraná/Santa Catarina border.

He's right though. All thieves for me have a carioca accent.

/cfb/ and /nba/

syphilis can get cured by penicilin

You’re still a virgin. Trannies don’t count.

Itajai porraa

So Manaus is legit in the middle of the fucking Amazon? It's gotta be crazy there, right?

>A carioca fucked your woman

seething

>envy paulista detected

Ugliest city in the country

Blumenau

it's a fucking shit

>He does'nt know