Why yes, I DO win international trophies for my country. What gave it away?

>Why yes, I DO win international trophies for my country. What gave it away?

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What a fucking chad. How can Messi ever compete?

>I do
The whole team is a good/decent one, to be fair. Outside Messi, Argektina is a joke.

*inhales*

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2004 Euro final vs Greece at home: 90 minutes. Zero goals and assists. Portugal lose.

2006 World cup semifinal vs France: 90 minutes. Zero goals and assists. Portugal lose.

2008 Euro knockout round vs Germany: 90 minutes. Zero goals and assists. Portugal lose.

2010 World cup knockout round vs Spain: 90 minutes. Zero goals and assists. Portugal lose.

2012 Euro semifinal vs Spain: 120 minutes. Zero goals and assists. Portugal lose.

2014 World cup group stage vs Germany: 90 minutes. Zero goals and assists. Portugal out in the group stage

2016 Euro final vs France: 20 minutes, subbed out due to "injury". Zero goals and assists. Portugal win after 100 minutes against France in their home stadium with an African scoring the winning goal deep into extra time.

2017 Confederations cup semifinal vs Chile: 120 minutes. Zero goals and assists. Portugal lose

2018 World cup knockout round vs Uruguay: 90 minutes. Zero goals and assists. Portugal lose

2019 Uefa Nations League final vs Netherlands: 90 minutes. Zero goals and assists. Portugal win with Bernardo Silva and Guedes scoring the winning sole goal while Ronaldo is a passenger throughout the game.

Another night when Pissifags are reminded that Cristiano Ronaldo is the best footballer ever.

O ALFONSO

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>di maria
>aguero-kun
>dybala
yeah sure

Fuck off retard, the team was good, it was a good match.

>di maria
Fuck off Juninho

SSR CR7 when?

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>a euro from the subs bench and a hyped up friendlies tournament he played 2 games of
They're both frauds

Cheating fucking scum, alves deserved to be sent off

O ALFONSOY

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It was a good match, though brasil was absolutely deadly when thry got their chances and the 2nd goal was a defensive fuckup

at least it's better than
>eder

based pasta

Eder is like the forward guy from River that was called for this Copa America.

>the city of messi

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Total chad. How is this even a debate

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why are jacked as shit guys like Drogba and C. Ronaldo so much more successful than the lanklets you see in soccer constantly? Like how the fuck was even a guy like Peter Crouch an international player for England? Like how would a guy Peter Crouch's height do being jacked to shit like Ronaldo? oh wait, we have an entire league full of them

the most successful football players are skinnyfat manlets
FACT

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