Fancy a spot of tea and a crumpet lads

Imagine actually carying about women's soccer lmao

banter

Imagine actually caring about a sport for women and children

wtf I love alex morgan now

Imagine being an obese virgin. Oh, wait...you don't have to.

Remember when we saved you from Nazi occupation in the war? Cuck

>womens
Considering soccer's a women's sport I'm not sure what you're getting at, frenchie.

imagine being this butthurt

>I'd be willing to bet my house
Wow. A whole 200 square feet of townhouse. Great.

>the nazis occupied Britain

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>saved

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they were gonna

Who is the royal family of windsor?

Aww look a fellow Muslim country defending his cousin

Imagine seething this hard at womyns sawker lol

Are yuros still crying about a little hand gesture? So sensitive.

IMAGINE ARGUING ABOUT WOMEN'S SOCCER HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bro, what?

Imagine being a world power where the sun never set on the empire to a third world sharia shithole

Jesus. You're everywhere today. Did you get cucked by a Brit or something? This level of Anglophobia isn't healthy, Rajesh.

nigga lay off the hollywood flicks

>Jesus
Careful. You don't want to get beheaded.

Remember when England was white?

We did ppl don’t know their history and how close Hitler was to developing missiles that could hit London.

>Did you get cucked by a Brit or something?
No, I, like everyone else on planet earth, have not been cucked by a bingbong.
>Rajesh
Hahaha. Have some more chicken tikka masala, kiddo.

Exactly Hitler was gonna nuke London until we saved them

No, but seriously. Seek help. The British Raj was a long, long time ago. It's time to let go of your hatred. It's consuming you.

Are you shoot retarded?

I'm curious, what do they actually teach you in school? Here are the facts of 1944-45
>Great Britain and Soviet Union have successfully created a Baltic Supply chain for much needed resources
>have Nazi's on the back foot, Germans over extended on the Eastern Front getting absolutely HEEM'D by the Soviets
>Troops stretched so thin they get HEEM'D by Arabs allowing British ships through the Suez Canal resupplying Britian
>Churchill and Stalin decide they are going to push the offensive
>America shits itself over communists have a foothold in Europe, offers help (despite the fact victory for the Allies was inevitable at this point)
>Soviet troops take Berlin before the Yanks even make it out of France
You didn't save anyone from anything, other than (arguably) saving half of Germany from being annexed by the Soviet Union.

>Great Britain and Soviet Union have successfully created a Baltic Supply chain for much needed resources
... Off to a bad start.

Then why did you throw it at the sea? Hypocrite

Look, just because this bingbong demonstrated that he's just as historically retarded as a yankee doodle doesn't mean they're all that stupid.

If it wasn't for British iron, being ferried through the Arctic, Soviets would have lost the Eastern front. I fucked up by saying Baltic, my bad.

The only cunt that used nukes was the US
Against an already defeated cunt

Oh look Britains fellow Muslim countries coming to defend it

england is just a german colony

Says the cuck with the England queen on their coin

> Western front
> Relevant
Oh nonononononononononono

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Youd be speaking Japanese now if it weren't for us

we fought on entire war with one hand against the japs, and helped mop up europe with the other. all while supplying england and the soviets.
>b-but we had it under control, fatty

>Youd be speaking Japanese now if it weren't for us

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Just stating obvious facts
Germany didn't even have nukes

>Hitler had nukes
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
>Was going to use them on London
He loved London and was quoted many times about how much he regretted carpet bombing it, even if he did have nukes he'd have probably nuked a minor city like Newcastle or Manchester to cripple manufacturing.

>he has no arguement so responds with pic

>British iron
Hahaha. Yeah, that's where the iron was coming from, eh? Your gay little island.
You know nothing.

I hate Canadians but that was a hearty kek

>Against an already defeated cunt
Hahaha. Is that what they teach you in yuropoor school?

>Mopping up Europe
You invaded an already surrendered Italy after raping your way through France. That was the extent of your contribution on the Western front outside of D Day and all you did that day was die so British and French troops didn't have to.

obvious fact. Britain took all our soldiers and left us for dead.
But our army reverse did beat Japan in a battle.

Just stating obvious facts
Enjoy your Islamic majority Europe

War on Terror Patriot Act PRISM Edward Snowden Guantanamo Bay CIA black sites Human Rights NSA mass surveillance Warrantless Wiretapping 4th Amendment violations Julian Assange whistle-blower manhunt Ecuadorian embassy refuge Corporate interests worker's rights healthcare rights free education Police militarization incarceration rate fake weapons of mass destruction Petrodollar warfare Israel "special" relationship ban on boycott Free Palestine USS Liberty attack Mossad cover up false anti-semitism accusations depleted uranium mutinions war crime ignoring the Geneva Convention Agent Orange My Lai Massacre Contras 1973 Chile coup CIA backing puppet dictators Illegal Occupation 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état United Fruit Company Cuban Missile Crisis Bay of Pigs Operation Northwoods Area51 Saudi lobby American Cover-Up of Trials of Unit 731 Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse MKUltra Tuskegee syphilis experiment Suspension of Habeas Corpus Sedition Acts civil rights Martin Luther King murder Cointelpro Bombing of Libya Bombing of Yemen Bombing of Syria Intervention in Yugoslavia Philippine Genocide of 1900 Choctaw Trail of Tears Andrew Jackson illegal Overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii haole invasion Okinawa rapes Jarhead rapists migrant caravan ICE children in cages Russian puppet president

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The iron was coming from Colonial British territories, ya serf. Know your place.

>You invaded an already surrendered Italy after raping your way through France.
Fuck you're stupid.

>chick scores in a soccer game
>half of /pol/ stampedes in to argue incessantly about completely unrelated topics whilst exposing their ignorance and prejudices
i think we've seen enough here. pull the plug, burn it all to the ground.

Exactly UK screwed you over and we saved your existence. Yet you bash us?

>French troops
kek

S E E T H I N G
over some girls kicking a ball around no less

>a fucking leaf

half the country does, the other half doesn't.

>a fucking leaf... pointed out that I'm a dribbling retard that doesn't know the first thing of what I'm talking about
Yep.

This board loves discussing anything other than sports. It attracts the absolute worst of the worst. Fuck knows why I keep coming back.

Did you're grammy pappap die on the beach at Normandy in the place of superior British genetic stock? Unfortunate, but necessary. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

he's been doing that all day. imagine the dedication.

is that famous british banter, you raging incel? lmao

Must suck knowing how desperate your country is to be like ours

>Did you're
Oh, boy. Off to a great start. The rest of this post must be genius.
Oh, wait. Nope. It's nonsensical gibberish just like the first couple of words. Did they stop teaching English in England?

You're just as much of a cuck as England. Everybody 3rd world but ua

>a fucking leaf
>defending amerisharts
>on a vietnamese panini sticker trading angelfire domain
>against a Scot
>pretending to be English to stir shit (90% of retarded bong posts)
The only person retard here is you.

Why is this team so cringe?

>You're just as much of a cuck as England.
*looks around*
Hmm. Weird. I don't see anyone who had the lower half of their body blown off by an Iraqi IED. But you said...

>battle of britain
>won by polish pilots

I love her, bros.

What the fuck was the brit girl doing with her celebration? making fun of people with glasses?

>A Leaf seething
reruns

>The only person retard here is you.
Hahaha. Holy shit.

You mean the same Scots we beat in 1776? Hold your l

>No war heroes in Canada
Because you're a nation of Frenchie cowards.

Your whole country is a shit RIP off of yours and you still have the England monarchy. Your country is pretty useless

back to the coca field, ricardo.

We can't all heroically get beheaded in the streets like your brave soldiers.

>sent on a suicide mission to test the atlantic wall.

Does Canada even have any culture?

Not if you hide behind your "principles" and fear the kebab so much you let yourself be colonised by Chinks, no I suppose you wouldn't.

>sent on a suicide mission to test defences of dirt-poor farmers rice paddies
At least we won the war you're talking about.

Had to look it up thought it would be a pastry it looks like a plain cracker figures

not to mention we have a chad president and they have some nerd who plays dress-up on official state visits.

If you kill your enemies you lose dummy

She looks like the type of girl who would do black guy celebrations

>If you kill your enemies you lose dummy
Then congratulations on your recent middle eastern victories.

It's what your PM said

I know. But if you lose that logic you've been the most victorious force in the world over the last twenty years.

who invited canada? dude's a buzzkill.

>lose argument
>y-y-yer a buzzkill
Sorry, miss. I didn't realize I was hurting your feelings.

Still less cringeworthy than the cameroon baboons

He's (I assume it's just one guy) been shitting up the entire board all night, across multiple threads. Just ignore him. Just another mentally ill weirdo, desperate for (You)s.

You mean the soviets.

Why can't yuromutts and amerimutts handle a little banter without breaking down into tears? Get a grip, kids.

just take off. but leave the beer.

>p-p-p-please leave
>i w-want to get more stuff about WW2 wrong without being made fun of
Sorry, fatty.

>So this... is the power... of Canadian exceptionalism.
globalnews.ca/news/5291920/canada-release-canadians-held-in-china-kovrig-spavor/

ok, humor me. what did we get wrong? the part about saving europe was obvious bait, but point out the rest, please.

>so this is the power of "just ignore him"
Couldn't even go 5 minutes, eh?

>Hasn't posited any corrections to anything posted

Not every bong in this thread is the same person, you stuttering chucklefuck. Holy fucking cope.

Holy shit, fatty. You thought the Nazi's were going to nuke London. What more do I have to point out before we can conclude you're a complete retard?
The bingbong is even worse. He thought the Baltic was north of Finland and that the invasion of Italy took place after the invasion of France.
Fuck you people are stupid.

>it wasn't me that posted that thing i posted
Sure. It was some other seething bingbong.

I don't know what to tell you. You're clearly mentally ill.

>I don't know what to tell you.
Why? Do I look like an EU brexit negotiator?

Stop copying our country

absolute lack of respect and class from Morgan.

absolutely disgusting VAR ROBBING the english team of a spot in the final.

ok, first that wasn't me. second, lighten up a bit. third, the nazis did have a nuclear bomb development program. how far along it ever got i don't know. but to say it wasn't or shouldn't have been a concern is silly.

>Stop copying our country
Oh, sure.
*stops eating lard*

You have no identity

>what did WE get wrong
>that wasn't even ME!
Then phrase your questions better, fatty.

>Mutt """education"""

kek

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Well played hue - well played.

You have tits.

HAHA TOO LATE! WE FUCK OURSELVES WITH ALL OF THE WARS!!11!!11

You're not white

based

I miss Hope, lads.

>canadian grasp of trolling

You can't wipe.

ITT FL checking in.

Hitler expert plz go.

crusty strumpet

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

sports in general are stupid, who, how, and why are irrelevant

You guys are allowed on the I ternet again?

>and they said americans couldn't handle the banter

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>More Soviets died, that means they did more!

More like they sucked dick and their K/D was terrible. Russia has been a fucking meme country for over 150 years now. You can stop the act.

Says the pajeet

HAHAHAHAHA
U S A
U S A
SEETHING

careful with that hate speech kiwi they'll be coming for you

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I'm reporting you to Sheikah Jacinda (PBUH) for your offensive, intolerant hare speech. Prepare to have the Kiwi book thrown at you

LMAO

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What's the Russia delusion? They were poor, starving and used as human pawns through American funding and supplying everything so they can be useful.
Churchill spent a lot of time BEGGING FDR for help and was following FDR around like a puppy
Whether you like it or not, America won that war and you'd still be hiding in the underground if WE didn't step in after Churchill finished swallowing FDR's load.
Delusional tiny shithole island who is still just the kid who is always following us and licking our ass

>pointing small finger
Are americans bydlo?

hitler was a jewish agent

>dykeball
when one thinks fatasses couldn't be more pathetic, they go and surpass all expectations
if you're not being paid for shilling this crap, you should seriously consider suicide

The US didn't do shit tbqh. It was the Soviets and the Brits who handled Germany.

Here's another bit of info apart from these facts American pilots were loaned out to the RAF.
No matter how much it triggers the rest of the world, we run this and it isn't stopping anytime soon

You're welcome to fuck off to taringa, spic. This is an American site, you're just visitors

>m-muh american board!
>owned by an asian
>based on asian culture
gordo here you're a minority, just like in your country
keep seething, shilling dykeball won't get you laid
kys

>nip buys American site
>based on Asian culture
Irrelevant. Don't forget that your time is spent on an American board because you have no other options, keep seething third world spic.

>American education
LMAOOOO
never change you disgusting, fat ignorant shitheads

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>further proves my point
you can't be this retarded
no wonder you have to shill this nu/sp/ shit
keep watching dykeball, you still won't get laid lmao

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Imagine being a Pajeet LOL

Imagine not being white lol

>tf
>tp

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>Still seething because he has no option but to post on an American site
I bet you use America outlets like youtube and many other things as well. It's like watching a dog growl at the hand that houses it and provides it with shit.
>lmao
>you won't get laid
Imagine being so triggered by the truth you need to desperately try female arguing tactics
HAHAHAHAHA enjoy our shit, because you can't produce your own, third world spic

>resorts to "m-muh america!1!" argument when assblasted
>thinks he's part of something bigger
>country is half black half mexican
LMAO keep seething
you still won't get laid anyways with those negroes and mejicans, so you might as well keep shilling

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You're literally replying in our language. You lose

Churchill sanctioned the development of nuclear weapons in 1942 thanks to UK and US forces working together from 1939 to confirm it can be done. the germans were not further ahead quiet down

Fuck off yanks. Our eternal football rivals will always be Germany.

TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP.

Their football team doesnt think of you

>btfo'd with counter argument
>resorts to "our language"
>our language
>english
LMAOOO
how pathetic can you be?
what will you come up with now?
keep seething, at this point you just can't shill anymore being THIS pathetic lmao

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>our language

Unless you are 100% superior Anglo stock you can off back to wherever your ancestors came from.

>superior Anglo stock
even a large part of English now are not completely anglo. I have family from ireland along with plenty in the north west

They're all Muslim I'm more English than them

>He can't trace his lineage from one quiant town in England since the beginning.

Come on marra you must be a scouser then.

>Still crying about the world's daddy because he knows we run this
Meanwhile you're still posting on an American site and will still continue to use American thighs because you have no other choice
Matter of fact if you had any self respect you'd stop using anything to do with the world's superpower
You won't though, because you're a parasitic third world spic who has no other options but to suckle on our tits

I live near Liverpool yes but would rather die than be classed a scouser.
>trace back family
best I can do is to early 19th century. its not interesting in the slightest

>Plebian mutt
>Running anything

Must feed and obey!

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>this assmad
wew

fucking lmao saved

what's with all the animosity lads? i wanted either England or America to win the cup. it's the same with the world cup.

we're allies bruvs

I can't even regonize your flag shows how irrelevant you are

Your cuck levels are off the charts bruv

nonce

Not at the least am I slightly amused that a yank would be most proud of his dearest ignorance. Buy yourself a world map marra.

So I can look at all these nigga countries? Pass

>tf
Can't get more subhuman than pacific islanders
Parasites always whining about the guy at the top

There should be church records about baptisms, marriages, and deaths in your town church. I can trace my last name since the Norman conquests.

Wtf you even talking about jsut admit you lost and you're not white

Of course I have forgotten holidays are a dear privilege in yankland. Work harder later marra so your owner can buy another car.

Brits are seething lmao

Why the fuck would I visit an inferior country? I know you do because your desperate to get out of your shithole.

Don't even own a passport

He's a sex tourist. Typical loser who travels to that part of the world so he can cum into something that's not his hand or his mother's underwear

god i wish she'd step on my balls

Reminder the USA lost a war it went in on its own against a load of Vietnam farmers

Remember when the British were white? Lol

congrats

you put them in the toaster and load them up with butter, jam, or honey

gay post

>be british
>have bad teeth
>have only one sport
>somehow lose every time
>get beheaded
god save the queen

Only 40% of the US is white meanwhile 87% of the UK is white

Fake news. Trump is fixing our country we have a God as president you're just a cuck

lmao pathetic fuck needs to go to the Philippines to have sex

Cope harder mutts but it will never change the fact that you still live in an obese low IQ mutt shithole.

And yet it is true nothing fake news about it the USA is only 40% white

Cope harder Muhammad. You ain't got no culture exports like we have with McDonalds and Hollywood

Prove it Muhammad

dont all these women's soccer teams routinely lose to 15-16 year olds in friendly matches?

>brits
they wouldn't have done shit without US supplies

soviets did 80% of the killing work, but then again they also got supplies from the US all the time

America is the best country in the world. i'm sorry people who share my flag don't realise it. god bless you

>Sex tourist
>Telling anyone to cope about anything, ever
Cope with the fact you're too much of a coward to jump into an oncoming train to end your misery

HAHAHAH THE KEK AINT GOT AN ARGUEMENT AND ADMITS DEFEWR JUST LIKE 1776

yank women have smelly vaginas and yank men have shrivelled up willies

At least our vaginas are white

Prove I am wrong you Jewish cuck

only 40% is white

Jews are good people. That's why we Americans base our entire lives on dying for them

Better Jewish than a mudslime. Even worse than beaners

based redpilled

>he thinks dying for Israel isnt an honor

good cuck

Jews are our masters. How dare you mock them?

>Rajesh
I think it's more likely His name is chang

Oh look another Muhammad has shown up

who the fuck still drinks tea in 2019? lmao

Whatever you say jamaal Pedro lopez

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You say that while speaking our language eating our food and listening to our music. KEK

That looks like your average Swede now

>amerimutts

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Were building a wall against you loser

>Burgers actually belive this

Photo is probably from Downton Detroit.

You know it's true Muhammad

>Britain has only 1 sport

Boxing
Football
Rugby
Tennis
Golf
Cricket
Table Tennis
Field Hockey
Snooker
Darts
Badmington
Table Tennis
Curling
Badminton

ALL British created sports and/or modern varients of older ones

We might be shit at them, but our sports are far more popular worldwide than any of yours

NFL sells out all the time in London.

Meanwhile
>highest grossing movies
>best selling artists
>McDonalds
>Starbucks
>Fashion

We win

Lol these type of people rape your women everyday

OOH SAY CAN YOU SHART IN THE LOCAL WALLMART

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Better than your...oh wait what culture you got?

>dykegrass
???

But I´m not from baltimore user.

fucking lmao put me in the cap

This place is gonna fucking implode if they lose isn't it.

Yeah you're from Pakistan Muhammad

No they didn't

t. Seething scouser

>the average mutt.

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Sold out in SECONDS

>he´s proud of mcdonalds and starbucks.
this is just embarresing.

Still whiter than Swedistan

But they didn't lmao

Let me guess, you on the far left.

What culture you got? Go on name me some example outside of "I like soccer and have free health care and pray to Muhammad"

Yes they did
google.com/amp/s/profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/05/02/london-tickets-sell-out-fast-and-uk-nfl-fans-arent-happy/amp/

Fast food and coffee that taste like bland water isnt culture user.

You cant list any examples. You lose Muhammad

SIPPS

>>NFL
>only has fan-numbers in the millions

>highest grossing movies
Mostly with British actors and/or source material, were there even any American actors in Star Wars?
Game of Thrones, literally based on British lore with British actors

>best selling artists
Lol wind you neck in you're about on par with Britain despite having many times the population ignoring the fact the Beatles are THE biggest selling artists

>Fashion
The modern suit

lunduniversity.lu.se/about/visit-lund-university/swedish-culture-and-traditions
here you go, you know that america isn´t the center of the world and every country have their own culture.

They held a party and it got a bit out of hand.

>open link
>first thing is English widely spoken

So first time is you speak our language. Shows you how we own you

You fucking mong hahah

Truly this is the worst timeline thank you for reminding me

This is from a university website for exchange students. this means that if you speak english you can get by.

Wembleys capacity is 90k meanwhile utd real Madrid got over 100k

Churchill was the one obsessed with stopping the Soviets from gaining more land, the US only cared about defeating Germany

>speaking our language
>using our website

Nope continue being cucked. That website literally cited weather as culture lol

>using our website
Are you a jap? Yea Forums is just 2chan for english speakers.

Japan is our colony they worship us. Kinda like you do by obsessing over our culture

>waaah why didn’t the epic nazis win and genocide all the kikes they would have purged the world of SJW degenerates and I would get to be a based Japanese slave with an anime gf
kys yourself

How dare the Aussie hate our Jewish overlords

>Churchill was the one obsessed with stopping the Soviets from gaining more land, the US only cared about defeating Germany

Yes, the cold war, the cuban missile crisis, korean war, and vietnam etc had nothing to do at all with the USAs concern of the USSR and the spread of communism

Ia there any based women soccer players? They all seem to be cringey or full of themselves

>da joos r replacing us good white me-*sharts*

all the english girls are sound

None of those things occurred during WW2. We were much friendly with the Soviets than you were for the duration of the war and a few years after. The Soviets viewed the British as the global imperialist superpower and saw us as a friend in pushing for decolonization. Stalin was literally called “Uncle Joe” by the public for several years during the war.

>oh wait what culture you got?

I'm all about shaming Swedes but this is hilarious coming from an American

#MeToo

Surely this is bait

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>Stalin was literally called “Uncle Joe” by the public for several years during the war.
That's because they were naive

>We were much friendly with the Soviets than you were for the duration of the war and a few years after.
Yes that's why Stalin lied to the allies and said Berlin was of no tactical interest to the USSR and he was diverting his main forces into Dresden instead, whoops...

Why are you burgers celebrating a victory from your country in the wwc? The more you win, the more unbearable will be these cunts with equal pay, legobt rights and so on

And that's a good thing

We had already agreed to post war borders during the Yalta conference, there was no point in us taking Berlin, it wouldn’t have changed anything.
Also, two posts ago you were seemingly pro-Soviet and suggesting that Americans were dumb and paranoid for trying to rush offensives to stop some soviet boogeyman. Now you’re claiming we’re stupid for not doing enough to stop them.

>waaah why do people complain about stuff waaah they’re hurting my feelings by existing waaaah
stop whining faggot

as if you nerds are talking about the second world war lmao
happened 80 years ago lads; get over it

>gets completely BTFO making dumb shit arguments
>pretends to be a new poster announcing how he doesn’t care about the subject in which he was just BTFO
Are all bongs this pathetic?

literally nearly a century ago
your grandparents probably weren't even alive when it finished

>Also, two posts ago you were seemingly pro-Soviet
No I wasn't that wasn't even me

>there was no point in us taking Berlin
There was though, it was amongst many reasons one of which preventing the USSR from obtaining Germanys research on nuclear weapons, not to mention Germanys supply of Uranium ore which had (unknniown back then) had already been moved out, guess where Germanys main nuclear research facility and cyclotron etc was, Berlin.
The USSR didn't have any Uranium ore at the wars end but it sure as shit new where to get some, Berlin.
Guess who tried to purchase Uranium ore from the USA later on and where refused, the USSR

Adding to that, wasn't about the USA taking Berlin, it was about preventing Stalin doing so, and holding whatever territory the allies could to cement an American sphere of influence.

Country is so irrelevant but American s have mad countless threads about beating us, you was the better team well done but you will never have class

>communist insurgency in jungles of malaya
>win

>communist insurgency in jungles of vietnam
>lose

hmmmm

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Ah, Crovatia. My favourite fascist state

Tea is shit. Coffee rules.

>it attracts the worst of the worst
>fuck knows why I keep coming back

HMMMMMM...

At no point during the war was invasion feasible and operation sealion was cancelled and dropped long before the burgers joined the war.
Im not surprised burgers here couldnt find the time to glance at a history book (sucking off niggers to scrounge enough money for insulin is a full time job) but expected better from a stralian tbqh

>less white than our most blacked state
>set to become a minority decades before the same happens in the UK or Germany
>H-haha muslims
Don't you have a war for Israel to fight or something?

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Fucking idiot

I'm not talking about during the war, but in an alternative reality where they continued to exist. Even if they had a peace deal with Britain, they would have reneged.

Peace which allowed the third reich to continue to exist would have meant facism won the fight for Europe and that would have invariably applied to the UK too, making another war between those parties unnecessary. Its not like British fascist factions were weak.
Doesn't matter either way because Germany lost the war regardless of the US, after Hitler went full retard on the eastern front it was just a question of how fast

>drugs rule
based retard

is it true the SS told the Ustase to "tone it down a bit"?

wouldn't say I make a habit of it but do occasionally like to shove something up the arse when having a wank

yes. now jog on fatty

that girl's from cheltenham

> Peace which allowed the third reich to continue to exist would have meant facism won the fight for Europe
Nazi Germany would have been allowed to exist if it did not engage in territorial expansion.
> Germany lost the war regardless of the US, after Hitler went full retard on the eastern front it was just a question of how fast
Interesting to note is that the eastern front almost never happened. The British-French plan to bomb the Soviet Union in 1940 during the Nazi-Soviet pact period would have certainly cost them the war (as it would have brought the soviets in on the nazi's side), but the Germans attacked France a mere few weeks before they planned the bombing, which caused the bombing to be postponed and then abandoned.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Pike

what things lad?

>Van Diemen's Land

beard trimmer (not the end with the blades on obviously) this one is good because it also vibrates
electric toothbrush (good for same reason)
corguette (the smaller ones are a very manageable size and good shape)
banana (disaster because even with the skin on, the pressure from my arse was squashing it badly
end of a cloth coathanger with a johnny on (not very good, only once)
few other things I can't recall right now

based

Don't give a shit about womens "football" but just typical yanks being typical yanks - loud, disrespectful and crass. No wonder they are dispised in every country accross the globe.

some useful advice here

>english people

The English are literally spawned from Germany

>"people"

why are they so obnoxious? this is a group that bangs on about equality and compares themselves to the mens game yet gets absolutely fucking hammed by childrens sides.

it really makes me chuckle actually. they are living in cloud cuckoo land. total denial.

smashed to bits by 14 year old kids...

>we were practicing

struggle past equally pathetic womens team in an irrelevant competiton no one is watching

>ehm no sweetie, we need paying the same as men because we are just as good.

The British had Enigma, the Nazi's had no hope after that. The big problem was they couldn't let the Nazi's know they had it so they had to fight like they didn't.
Only Anglo's are that cold.

>American revolution
>won by the French

based

Had cracked enigma.

Based

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>we

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED INGERLUND HAHAHA

FANCY A CUP OF TEA, LAD? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MAYBE SOME FISH AND CHIPS ON THE SIDE TOO? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>american """""education""""""

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Thread of the year

>Saved Britain
>Nazi occupation
You fucking wot

>Our language

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I'm calling soldier f right now. Watch your back.

Utterly based

If you believe the Serbs, yes. So no.

>another Anglo country in charge of good world citizenship
Wew

>he thinks we invaded Italy after D-Day
yikes

PS DDay would have failed if you fucks had to take Omaha, you'd have been driven back to the sea

"people" who unironically care about womens sports lost all banter rights and deserve to be laughed at until they an hero.

>French troops

Ok, no need to lie now

Top kek
Seething

>japan would have surrounded

Look up 100 million shards of broken glass retard

The most popular sport in your country (and most of Europe) is a women's sport

Obsessed

that's just the diabetes talking, sweety.

ITT: Eternally asshurt britbongs

>Divegrass players are real men I swear!
Kek okay sweetie

OH NONONONONONONONONO

Kek

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Disappointed in my American brethren. However, put me in the fucking cap.

>Queen
>English
Pick one, you faggot. She's German.

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is this the American """banter""" I've heard so much about?

HOW'S OUR ASS TASTE, ENGLAND?

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I thought is was what we call an English Muffin?

>Canucks getting mad over Brits getting mad over Amerifats

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>At least we aren't famous for fast food.
No, you're famous for giving your empire away.

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No. An English muffin has a solid crust on the outside and is bready inside, made from dough. A crumpet has lots of holes in the top and is made from a batter like your pancakes. Totally different texture.

you are known for having the worst food of the world bruh...

Genuinely curious what do they teach you in regards to WW2 in school?

Never really understand this, most decent restaurants serve a variation on classical French cuisine unless they're themed specifically otherwise (fish and chips, curry, Italian, Thai etc). There's plenty of good restaurants including shitloads of Michelin star restaurants. So the foods fine. Actual typically British stuff like pies, cheeses, cakes etc are just as good as the rest of the worlds equivalents. What's so bad about British food?

That Germany conquered Europe and we liberated everyone

you said it yourself the good restaurant in england serve foreign food

>Throw a bunch of shit sans spices into a pot and boil it
>British """"""""""Food""""""""""

Yeah but that's literally it, the food in this country is good. Go to any town south of Scotland and you can get good food. It's not like they order it from the continent. The actual British stuff that's treasured like Stilton and cheddar are better than anything anyone else has to offer. It's not like we're clinging on to schnitzel pretending it's some kind of delicacy or something.

>not what I said
Why are you green texting? Who even does that?

>clinging on to schnitzel pretending it's some kind of delicacy

WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING NIGGER ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Top 3 England moments
>lose 1776
>lose WW1 and saved by USA
>lose ww2 and saved by usa

>that outfit
>that camera work
>those buildings
>and he thinks that's america and not some shithole in the UK

nice try

>golf
when was the last time an englishman was relevant in golf? and no, you don't get to claim Rory McIlroy like you faggots did with Andy Murray and Tennis

They always shit on the Irish and Scots but when one of them happens to be good in sports, they celebrate them like they're English.

Here's your typical English athlete.

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Why are the English so fat?

Justin Rose won the golf gold medal last olympics

i wonder which footy team he supports

It is pretty weird since all their food is shit. Tiny Island, Tiny gene pool I guess.

>shit food
>everyone fat
>no white people

Must he shit to be English

you sure you're not thinking of USA?

Oh look mini England trying to diss us. Go back to ass kissing your queen

won't lie lad, I just read all that to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel

>mfw some english king tries to raise my tea taxes near me

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Europeans are such pussies. I bet we woild have beaten all of Wurope in 1776

I know you are typing this while you are looking out of your window to see: Hispanics roaming free with their guns & gangs, blacks fucking your cousins, cucks everywhere, fags shagging in the van parked next to your house, Tyrone killing an old lady while stealing her $20 empty purse, whites dying of opioid, chinks running neighbourhoods to the ground creating ghettos, and fucking pedos molesting tranny kids ...

As the tears start to fall, you sniff it back in and remember you won in some irrelevant sport. Hey! You get to post some 'banter' about them based dykes winning. A literal 30 years-old wall-hitting dyke ...

Good for you, bud. You show 'em how much winning we can get. Just don't shove that dildo too far. The doc said your fissure can get infected with the shit smearing it again.

Now, go get 'em champ.

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Send my regards to the screencap

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Is this the shart posting thread?
Looks like it.

You don't even have an argument at this point

Theres an argument to you on statement?
Oh lol

It's based, it's redpilled

OI IT'S COIMIN HOIM LADS
HAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAH

Because they were not intelligent enough to build them. They had all their Jews in camps.

Fucking hell. Just the fact that they did that to our Jewish masters makes my blood boil.

this isn't even english...

what does this post say its just blank for me

Isn't it acid attacks? IDK tee-hee

You could put the entire USA "men" and women team, including subs on the pitch at the same time and they would still lose to the Englands under 21 men's team.

The complete state of America, name me one internationally played sport that isn't exclusive played by americans (hockey, basketball American football) that they are good at? Boxing doesn't count because there is not a single world class American boxer

Fotmr such a large population and rich nation you are shit at sports

Correction world class white American boxer

hockey and basketball are truly international sports though?

No they aren't hockey is played by America,Canada and some of the slavs kind of give a fuck. Literally no one else gives a fuck aboit basketball