/nba/ - You're all my friends edition <3

UTA: Jeff Green agrees to one-year deal with Utah
MIN: Noah Vonleh agrees to deal with Timberwolves
GS: Glenn Robinson agrees to two-year deal w/ GSW
GS: Klay Thompson undergoes knee surgery
GS: Report: Willie Cauley-Stein headed to GSW
TOR: Stein: LAL believe they're in lead for Kawhi
BOS: Celts to re-sign Daniel Theis to 2-year deal
DAL: Dorian Finney-Smith re-signs with Dallas
PHI: Woj: Sixers offer Ben Simmons max extension
WAS: Isaiah Thomas agrees to one-year deal w/ WAS

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LAKESHOW
WE HOLLYWOOD
WE STARS
KAWHI AD LEBRON
ITS LIT

Lonnie Walker bout to catch some bodies for the spurs

the jews took my foreskin, what do i do?

Who's your favorite back to the basket power forward in today's game?

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OH NO NO NO NO NO
Meanwhile /ourguy/ Tacko is killing it

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Get it back? I mean you won’t get any penis disease when you are circumcised.

Top lal

my raptie wapties :)

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SGA is better than Sexton.

I'm so depressed all the time, I don't know what to do

Save hex

Me too man. I don’t think it’s fun being single.

t. Ayre

Tell me about WCS.
He always seemed to body the warriors when I watched him play against them, but some are saying he’s shit.

Shams Charania
@ShamsCharania

Free agent James Ennis has agreed to a two-year, $4.1M deal to return to Philadelphia, with second-year player option, league sources tell
@TheAthleticNBA. Ennis turned down more salary from multiple teams to return to a championship contender.

thoughts?

I don't know about this... Zach Lowe is really well connected with the whole Warriors organization (even Kerr offered him a job when he was just hired), and he said D'Angelo doesn't really fit so the Warriors will probably trade him to the Timberwolves (who are really interested in him) before the All-Star break.

I feel like I have sex a bit more than the average person but I feel bummed out afterwards.
I've just reached a point of complete desperation and exhaustion of my options, feel like I'm just waiting for my life to change or end or something.

LAKIES WINNING IT ALL DONT @ ME WE IN HERE 24/7

>complaining about being single
>fucks random whores more than most people
i think this is sort of self-explanatory, friendo.

Soft and inconsistent, but came out of dysfunctional kangz. Probably decent for warriors but not transcendent. Likes to paint, half Jewish

Hopefully the Warriors will train him well to be effective. He’s athletic so he could help with passing.

lonzo ball is magic johnson 2.0 in the making

STEPHEN CURRY GETS IN THE CORNER.......DOUBLED BY TATUM AND HAYWARD.....HE FAKES THE THREE...........KICK THE BALL TO KLAY THOMPSON...........KLAY BEING DOUBLED BY DANIEL THEIS AND JAYLEN BROWN...........HE PASS TO DE ANGELO RUSSELL FREE........HE TAKES THE THREE............................BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG! THE WARRIORS ARE 2020 NBA WORLD CHAMPIONS

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I wasn't complaining about being single and I don't want a relationship. It be nice to have friends but what can you do?

he's getting traded to the cavs for kevin love

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BRUH LOOK AT DIS FOOL
OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHA

ennis is shit. sixers only good bench player is scott

went out with tinder qt today and ate her ass first date
woooooo let's go lakers

Enjoying women's sports despite them being athletically inferior to men = woke
Enjoying college sports despite them being athletically inferior to pros = racist

Help me out here

I feel like I’m waiting for the end.

holy mother of based

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I feel like I'm not here for no particular reason then I guess and I screwed shit up too bad. I just can't take being by myself all the time but I'm not suicidal but I would rather be dead than this groundhog day shit

>I wasn't complaining about being single

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why do zoomers love spongebob so much? I get it, it was a good show at least in the first few seasons, but they treat it like it's the fucking best thing ever created

What's the best Lil Wayne mixtape and why is it Da Drought 3?

youtube.com/watch?v=EzwsuNCB2Bk

Look at these dumb rich whores with their phones chatting up their whore friends on facebook.

you just know

>thinking the warriors are going to another finals
Larry I......

The Utah Jazz are YOUR 2020 NBA Champions!

he didn't even stretch doe

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Bros, stop making fun of manute bols son.... He's probably like 40 so he's alot more knowledgeable than you

men reading this just gives me the goosebumps up on my spine...damn

Disgusting. Hope you get ass chlamydia

Why can’t Kawhi just sign with the Lakers already?

thank god this team is dead

get up out my trap hoooouse

How do you lads tell the black players apart? They all look the same to me

I literally had this dream last night. except it was against the raptors

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Because he will sign with the Knicks to give everybody the middle finger.

Whatever happened to romance...?

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this..

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>ate her ass first date
literally living the laker lifestyle. stay based

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>anime
Baste

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all you need is money, strong gym routine, and a smartphone in 2019 and you get bitches on tap
it's a great time to be alive

me in the back

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Skeet skeet skeet like a waterhose

it's like seinfield for zoomers. I can say an early spongebob reference to most any American 21-25 and they'll get it and think it's hilarious. The jokes just stuck with people for whatever reason.

>it was a good show at least in the first few seasons

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imma gonna miss him so much..

I can't wait to see this lil nigga in GS uniform

join the /LP/ broship

also LAKERS PELS /LP/ report in

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OMG why is no one watching summer league

Lakerpelbros

Reporting in

Holy strawman

suh

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Stoked for Jimmer's summer league

>not pelikers

here

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Lakers aren't even making the ploffs

We off that

>zion
>legod
name a better broship?

4th seed Mario bet on it

Drake preparing the OVO stimulus package to Kawhi as we speak. Wonder what it is.

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Seething

that sounded gay as fuck lmaooooo

choke on a fat one

He gunna be desperate and scare him away. We have fucking Kobe and Shaq, LeBron and AD.

>What city are you from?

>are you a fan of your hometown team?

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>Free agent Jared Dudley has agreed to a one-year, $2.6M deal with the Los Angeles Lakers, agent Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports tells ESPN.

>portland
>yes

I am stuck with this fate. I became a fan of this team as a kid during the Jail Blazers era and the Ha Seung Jin era. I can handle getting swept in the WCF.

>Free agent Jared Dudley has agreed to a one-year, $2.6M deal with the Los Angeles Lakers, agent Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports tells ESPN.

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

THE LAKESHITS ACTUALLY GAVE UP THEIR MAX SLOT FOR JERID DUDLEY LMFAO

THAT MEANS NO MORE CAP ROOM.

THEY OFFICIALLY GAVE UP ON KAWHI LMAO

oh great now they wont stand a chance against the Sixers in the finals
great FUCKING going lakeshits

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>all these players taking small ass contracts to try to ring chase
this league isnt for me

fuck you WOJ

>salt lake city
>fuck yes and we're about to put the whole league on notice

Wait they didn't have 2.6M to spare?

Cleveland. Yes.

>$2.6M
I shit that out every morning

The Utah Jazz are YOUR 2020 NBA Champions!

new york
unfortunately
here's hoping we somehow break 30

It's a vet min dumbass. It doesn't affect cap

>seething

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kek

cannot wait until kawaii confirms not going to Lose Angeles

jared dudley is a baller doe great signing

SPENDING KAWHI MONEY ON JARED FUCKING DUDLEY HAHAHAHAHAHHA

MY CLIPPIES WIN AGAIN AHAHAHAHA

This can't be real

vet min doesnt come out of the max they have

Seething

they never had a max slot lol

Kawhi is on board. They would have signed a starter by now if he wasn't.

Is getting Dudley for 2.6 million any good i dont actually watch the nests

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yes it does. it only doesn't affect it if you go over the cap, which the lakers still haven't

>Ben Simmons now confirmed finals statline of 25/10/12 across the NBA Finals purely due to Lelkers signing this turtle ass nigga

kek

dudley is awful lmao
the best thing he did in the playoffs was piss off a player on the opposing team and unlocked him by accident

Ben Simmons fans shook we got the secret weapon

Kawhi, Danny Green for the midlevel, Boogie Cousins for the vet minimum... my Lakies are doing it! Prepare your anus, rest of the NBA.

Anthony Davis swept the blazers

>secret weapon
>causes Ben Simmons to have his career best playoffs performance

DON'T BELIEVE THIS "THERE'S NO MARKET FOR BOOGIE" BULLSHIT

THAT'S HIM AND HIS AGENT PUSHING THAT NARRATIVE SO HE HAS AN EXCUSE TO RING CHASE AGAIN

Why do junkies love each other so much?

Don’t forget Melo bro

Might as well have signed Kwame Brown

fuck yeah dudley is on board. scrappy guy that can get in ben simmons head if they meet in the finals

he can go fuck himself. he'll sign with a desperate team that's convinced they're getting a great player for cheap. even though his numbers took a hit last year (mostly because of restricted minutes, but even if you watched you could tell he definitely isn't what he used to be) they forget he's a total locker room cancer and a spoiled piece of shit brat.
any team that signs him will collapse.
charlotte might be desperate enough, since frank the tank just left

I'll never feel love the way they do

youtube.com/watch?v=tlhkHj4jLaQ

lakers bench mob going to be litty

is that fucking pau gasol?

>bench mob

dudley would be a starter on this team bro...

Kyrie is going to ruin this won't he...

>get in Ben Simmons head
>18/10/12
>31/4/9
Damn, really showing him, Jared.

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of course he will
everyone laughs at the Knicks for doing a rebuild, but the Nets will unironically regret this offseason

>get in his head
>drops 40 plus a poster
Haha

ladies and gentlemen your 2020 finals mvp

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PLEASE GOD LET THIS GET RECREATED IN THE FINALS OR ANY GAMES THE LAKERS AND SIXERS PLAY TOGETHER

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God i fucking hate weebs

whats this nose shape called?

>PLEASE GOD LET THIS GET RECREATED IN THE FINALS OR ANY GAMES THE LAKERS AND SIXERS PLAY TOGETHER

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>More Tyler Herro tonight

Y'all niggas sleeping on him. I'm glad you did, my Heatels wouldn't have been able to steal him. His pull up 3 game is eerily similar to Klay Thompson's.

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Kawai is going to the clippers where he will lead them to a 4-1 finals win over the 76ers and will become the first player to win a fmvp for 3 different teams

Lakies bench:
>Lance
>Rondo
>Dudley
>Iggy
>Melo
>Boogie
Who /mud/ here?

jesus christ any and all games the sixers and lakers play together are gonna be memefests

where did all these heat fans come from

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caucasian

who else /suffering as a knicks fan/ here

>76ers

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You now remember the best basketball movie ever made.

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pure kino

minute 00.53

youtube.com/watch?v=36VcW5DWJyI

Is that fucking Fred?

>Boogie
Lakies dont need that cancer

i am still living large and luxurious rent free in this miami boomers head

kek

>hardest niggas in the NBA based purely off of their hairstyle
1. Jarrett Allen
2. Kawhi
3. Dlo
who else?

>Kawai is going to the clippers
>76ers

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How to fix the Knicks
>kill Dolan
>bring back the early 2000s uniforms

Caruso

LeBron got his man

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youtube.com/watch?v=gRyFyshyaHY

Never forget

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>wake up
>see all reports of kawaii going to LA being a done deal are 100% bullshit
>kawahi's camp said he hasnt made up his mind and still has to meet with reptiles
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KAWAHI JUST SIGN THE FUCKING PAPERS ALREADY! JUST TAMPER AND SIGN YOUR CONTRACT IN THE FIRST 30 MINS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE LEAGUE!

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Delete your Yea Forums account

how many jerseys do you own

0
contemplating buying a JR knicks jersey though

For me, I've been waiting in NFL general threads since Lebron fucked us for Pat Riley to fix it. And it appears he has.

We've had nothing to talk about with all the super teamups that's been going down the last couple years. Now we got someone to build around, Butler is a top tier closer and can be a stopper for whoever the other teams closer is.

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The one on Klay was disgusting

lowkey miss the BKN v PHI series
it was absolute basketball kino
youtu.be/HZlmrlwrDCY

Seems cool for parties. But just wait for him to get in a Lakies uniform.

Fuck the Nets for trading my boy Dlo. He's literally going to become the best pg in the league within 3 years bum ass franchise

I'm contemplating buying a JR Smith Knicks jersey

Lonnie Walker IV

Kawhi is not going to the lakers, now fuck off you stupid lakertards

based

>Seems cool for parties

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>shortest wingspan on the Sixers right now is Zhaire Smith, at 6'10"
holy shit, manlets are quaking

I have a JR Cavs lol

News has basically already come out that Kawhi's not deciding this week. If you get tricked like this guy or this guy it's your own fault

Just remembered when Embiid called him a nobody kek

No one cares about you, the 76ers or New Zealand for that matter. Why dont you do the world a favor and go back to Rugby and being mistaken for an Australian?

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ya seethe?

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hahaahahahahaahh holy FUCK lol

LMAO

?

Pizza. y/n?

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maybe horford can run DHOs

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Kawhi just signed with my Clippies

>unironically signing Dudley

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reggie miller is fucking terrible

Lakers just traded for Wiggins

Dont make me do it, Pukeadelphia.

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*shhhnIIIING*
Jared-kun, this will be our final(s) battle. Are you ready?

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Y
Pepperoni
Mushrooms
Banana peppers
Black olives
With a side of garlic sauce.

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Warriors won the durant decision. Warriors get younger, faster, shed iggys crazy contract (for his minutes), and get vertical spacing back with wcs. Defense won't be as good, but eventual curry, Russell, Thompson, green, stein lineup will score 150 a game. Depth will be better than last year too with new additions. On the other hand, nets lose depth, swap kyrie for Russell, and won't get kd back healthy from his Achilles for 2 years if he's lucky, given his size and age. Deandre Jordan is overpaid for essentially javale McGees production. Warriors got every available minute of durants remaining prime. Best scenario, nets get to pay 141 mil for 2.5 years of durant, starring age 32 off an Achilles, And saved warriors from pay 250 mil for that kd.

>posting unsubstantiated signings/trades in an attempt to troll
faggots, at least mimic a woj tweet or use inspect element. fucking retards

What are the chances that lakers can sign both kawahi and cousins?

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No NBA team should ever sign Cousins get that dumb fuck goober out the league permanently please

what's with niggers and their obsession of having women suck their fingers
nigger, just have her suck your dick instead
you fucking queer

>implying

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>Still has Draymond Green

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Doubt we could afford him, or if he even wants a vet min again

>obsession of having women suck their fingers
kek

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Lmao cope

The warriors lost the best player and the face of the franchise

so is this the year we're going to see draymond finally get suspended for 20 games for acting like the nigger ape he always does? now that the "dynasty" is over? lmao

White person probably drew that lmao

Harden would give his right testicle to have draymond on his team, and you know it.

LAKERS JUST SIGNED THEIR DEATH WARRANT LMAO

>clutchpoints.com/nets-news-jared-dudley-roasts-kawhi-leonard-deal-new-balance/

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>$2.6M
Isn't that too much for fucking Dudley? wtf are the Lakers doing?

If KD demanded that the Warriors trade Steph away to get Kyrie, should the Warriors have done it?

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH SHIT IT'S ALL OVER

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>women
lmao

>Warriors get faster
>Two best players just destroyed their legs
lmfao

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They would have traded KD right then and there

OH FUCK WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

Thats actually a guy. Not a girl.

I hope Kawhi is not autistic enough to remember this lmao

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I have a very important poll that I want everyone to participate in

strawpoll.me/18262620
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Lakers kawhi aside, this dude is a massive faggot.

That Achilles popped either way, that player is already gone man where ever he eventually plays when he comes back. The warriors got to drive the racecar until the engine blew, and them got to had off the cost of rebuilding it to another team.

HIDE THIS. EVERYONE INVOLVED ALREADY FORGOT. WE MUST APPEASE THE KLAW.

Kawhi doesn't go online so it should be fine.

Expect those tweets to mysteriously disappear LOL

One of those players is a met now, and they added 23 year old Russell, coming out of the nets pace and space offence, and a running, lob catching center whose both actually 7 feet tall and under 25.

>streamable.com/15kgg

JUST. SIGN. THE. FOOKING. PAPERS!

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R.I.P. Super Dave

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Great analogy

Lakeshits are starting to sign roleplayers not off the vet min but from their capspace. Their paltry 32m offer is further reduced. No more near-max contract for Kawhi. It's over.

IT'S OVER. THE LAKESHITS LOST THE KAWHI SWEEPSTAKES

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

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Is that a bulge? gross

This is >our year, la.

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ok so what about defense

>lakers fan
>a fucking weeb
>a fucking faggot
woah, it's pottery

nothing wrong with some bussy. It ain't gay.

literally who is the guy on the left lmao

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This dumb fuck Jimmy could have won a ring but decides to go to a bum ass fucking team with no future

nigga on the left looks retarded
also these shitty-ass jersey edits are always fucking gay, they're always just sweaty black dudes flexing and screaming

Wont be as good, but better as the year goes on and team figures out how to play and play gets back eventually. Contract year draymond with wcs as Westside helper/rebounder might work better than people expect, plus they still have Looney and like 4 6'5" - 6'7" guys with wingspan off the bench now.

j'almst talm bout ben simmons and jared dudley and forgetting the james ennis and kyle lowry rivalry

>Says the fan of the 76ers

Do the 76ers have any championship trophies? Or is their trophy rack filled with puke and snowballs with batteries in them?

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3 chips 9 conference titles

more than the heat lmao

Why did these threads drop off. Couple days ago we use to get 20 posts every 10 secs but now its 1 post every min.

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>Beal and Butler

Kino

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because free agency is done pretty much

Everyone got tired of waiting for Kawhi to make his decision

I got shootas

>had to add meaningless Conference titles to make a better record than the Heat
So pathetic

>Lmao that bitch Kawhi has to wait 2 years to be the guy in the Lakers
What the fuck was LeBitch thinking?

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but its still waiting room for the newest laker room. Thread should be more active.

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BTFO lmao

Wait if the Lakers signed Dudley at 2.6m does that only leave 29m for if Kawhi decided to come? Or is there something im missing?

vet mins dont take cap space

Got it

29M for JR Smith

well the heat and sixers have the same amount of chips so why not go to the next metric

When was the last one 1972? Y'all bitch assess have been irrelevant for how many straight decades now? And more to come with the max deals you queefs just did with Ben Simmons and Tobias Harris.

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Why does everybody say he's overrated? Is there any chance he succeeds in the NBA?

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young core wasn't ready

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Lol

He's a bust

not a sixers fan by any stretch (far worse: knicks) but don't do the sixers like that. they were conference champs in 2001 and their last championship was 83
heat won rings because lebron's a bitch and dwade was gifted free throws. humble yourself, faggot

fuck boys i want the season to start

when you start your article with "and you know me with my weird relationships you can trust me" and it's from espn nobody on the radio then you know i can't trust it

I mean the Sixers just had a good playoffs run
how was the postseason for the Heat?

all the larping spics killed themselves

Free agency ended early this year, seems like a lot of names that would have gone later in previous years went the first couple days. I blame everybody having space and KD/Klay getting hurt

So is Kawhi gonna give us a decision tonight or nah?

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Cringe

holy mother of THICC

it sucks that that seems to be the popular opinion

Lol why does this guy fuck with the Heat? Talk about the most random team to bandwagon

3 time mvp

And yet, you faggots believed in that twitter guy who said Kawhi to Lakelels was a done deal

free agency was literally 1 day because everyone has been tampering since the all star break. the one guy who didn't tamper was fucking kawhi

From Lopez, to McGee, to Dudley kek

I want to be inside IT's boipucci

he's one of those super-hyped guys who will be ROY and then disappear within a few years
Zion will be a meme. the real guys who will flourish are Morant, Reddish, and Barrett

>Still upset all these years later

Hey Dirk! Tell me how my ___ taste!

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He means her peak?

would honestly

He’s 6’4 Shawn Kemp for the pace and space era. A first ballot hall of famer but then again in this sport who isn’t?

a laker insider working at the el segundo office with a good track record isn't the same as an espn radio guy who talks about HOT TAKES for 4 hours

and then Dirk and a 93 year-old tandem of Kidd/Terry completely shit all over "one of the best superteams ever"

nigga u gay

bro it was jeanies nephew

Is that anime girl okay? I hope she finds some friends

based by-the-books, everyone gets an equal pitch fun guy

They had a "good run" that ended before the finals with the most loaded roster they have ever had and just gave their best and only player that doesn't have cancer to my team.

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Jimmy may have been retarded in Chicago, but he played for GarPax so he was sort of Justified.

Jimmy was not retarded in Minnesota, and rightfully recognized that the FO fucked everything by putting Wiggins ahead of him.

Jimmy was, however, completely fucking retarded to leave the 76ers. Even if his number wasn't being called as often, he was going to get the ball down the stretch ahead of literally anyone they had, or ever reasonably could, put on the roster. Simmons can't shoot, Harris can't create on his own reliably, no team goes to the post in crunchtime, and they couldn't afford anyone better.

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that nigga is WEIRD bros

ITS FINALLY OVER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Jazz are deep as fuck, how are they doing this? Conley with Mudiay coming off the bench? Holy shit no more scoring droughts and still elite d

remember when shabazz muhammed was the next lebron

based. my knickies fixed mudiay, hopefully he does well as the backup pg for the 2020 champs

he got herpies in his facial genetics, what else do you expect?

Another L for the Lakers

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>elite D
Mudiay had no D in Denver, although it’s hard to judge him based on the Knicks stint. Good depth though

ok how do the jazz fuck this up?

Are the rest of the worstern conference even trying?

I feel like I should call the police

>Free agent guard Emmanuel Mudiay has agreed to a one-year deal with the Utah Jazz, league sources tell ESPN.

The Jazz are NOT fucking around. Holy shit.

you didn't tell me about the heat's playoffs user
tell me how it went

I dont give a fuck my team has won 3 championships, all in my lifetime and I watched every minute of them all. And my team is on the rise again.

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No, I do know you can sign him in 2k19 and he always becomes most improved player. Doesn’t add a jumper to his gam or anything but inexplicably averages like 14-17ppg depending on team construction. Which in 2k is a lot considering only like two players go for 25ppg

>Mudiay
Who gives a fuck?

See you in the finals, Jazzies

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Are the Mormons really about to win a chip

you think their bench needs mudiay's d with o'neale, niang and exum playing with him? lmao. their team D didn't skip a beat

dubs to these dubs say yes

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when i was in grade 9 i told my friend he was the next kobe based off of high school mixtapes

Mudiay is a scrub though and a complete bust

This

unironically want the jazz to completely dick over the west and win it all
fuck every other team

lakie senpai we watching the summer league in nan hour?

how the fuck is Ron Baker not on a team this blasphemous, a travesty, a downright DISGRACE

Well yeah defense is a team concept so he should be better this year just by virtue of playing with real NBA players

I always have like 4+ different players averaging 30+ppg in myleague

t. retards who didn't see him play in new york last year

>my team is on the rise again

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Somewhere Karl Malone is seething...

Flyovers aint winning shit

He’s starting at SG for the Lakers this season

It starts in 3 minutes

man I tell you Timelord is going to be a PROBLEM for the nba this season.

youtube.com/watch?v=V2bhhgzFRTw

Scrub

mudiay shoots 40% while not being able to shoot and only driving to the rim

hes awful

Kawhi is stalling too much. Who the fuck is going to play for the Lakers? Everybody is getting signed

raptors vs. jazz final will be a ratings bonanza

Christmas day is gonna be Celtics @ Sixers. Can't wait for the Al Horford and Joel Embiid Christmas feast :)

I only ever get Harden and Curry (if everyone leaves GS) going for 30ppg, Harden for me starts averaging like 30 a game after the first year no matter what.

Whereas if I draft a guy like Luka, I can make him the coaches first option ten years into his career and he’ll always give me the same 16ppg 6rpg 6apg even as he develops into like a 90+ all

...

BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKNIG BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAOOOOOI KAWHI IS STAYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LA SPICS BTFO

Maybe he wants to see what the teams he’s looking at will do with their resources to put a team around him before he signs

Free agent forward Wilson Chandler has reached an agreement with the Brooklyn Nets, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.

I got to comfortably watch the 76ers blow the only opportunity they have had in the last 20 years to win a championship from the comfort of my home while Pat Riley laid waiting to strike this offseason.

How about you? Burn those big black lips on crack pipe listening to your 76ers blow it against the Raptors on the radio from the comfort of a rotted banana box?

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fuck off retard
save the actual news for niggas who don't post fake shit

I thought they had like 8 guys who could play F

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Wtf are you talking about he's a max player wtf is anyone gonna do if they want to sign him

>Burn those big black lips on crack pipe listening to your 76ers blow it against the Raptors on the radio from the comfort of a rotted banana box?

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Sign the right vet minimums

Sorry honey, but /ourguy/ Taco is going to be taking his minutes

>The Brooklyn Nets and free agent forward Wilson Chandler have agreed to a one-year, $2.6 million deal. First reported by Yahoo.

For the Knicks to even be a .500 team, there'd have to be crazy across-the-board improvement and RJ to be an elite rookie. Even the Mavs were a 33-win team despite having an absolutely transcendent rookie putting up an 21/8/7 on good efficiency and a team filled with good role players. And sure they're in the West but even the Pistons only managed a .500 win team with a lot of decent role players and Blake Griffin putting up one of his best seasons ever.

why the fuck is this retard nicknamed timelord

U upset?

Melo led the Knicks to 54 wins with alcoholic New York JR as his second best player. Respect

>mfw
youtu.be/c6GuNEBW9pY

>good efficiency
i love luka as much as the next guy but he wasn't very efficient this year shooting wise.
i'm a knicks fan and i think we'll be reasonably lucky to get 30 wins. season after could be better, probably 35, maybe even 40 depending on how RJ develops.

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The Utah Jazz are YOUR 2020 NBA Champions!

Luka was a more efficient than Fox/Mitchell, it's not elite but he's still a high-level high-usage scorer and frankly much more than we can expect from any of our rookie contract players next year (Meech will be efficient but not on high usage). Keep in mind I don’t like white players

He was efficient if context matters. The Mavs traded their entire starting lineup to tank. And Based Luka was putting up All Star numbers still.

Heat's ceiling is a first round exit

God stop fucking posting if you don't have Kawhi news

lonnie walker

Kawhi is not an official laker SEETHE I SAY SEETHE FUCKING LAKERIES

Heat team without Jimmy Butler is worse than that Bobcats team that missed out on AD.

>talking about crack
>be Miami resident
>get eaten by bath salts cannibals

i have farted over 40 times today

>BREAKING: Sources confirm Clippers and Raptors have talked to Kawhi Leonard and were told he is signing with the LA Lakers.

>We all got nervous today over nothing. Nothing has changed. Kawhi Leonard is going to the Lakers.

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DUDLEYS NEW PROFILE PIC

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>So says the 76ersfag with 8 bottles of piss on top of his semen encrusted computer desk.

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FUCKING KEK

lmao
also confirmed, kawhi ain't fucking coming
get shit on lelspics

I don't wish injuries on players
I don't wish harm on players lives.
And usually don't wish a player has an unsuccessful career.

It would be wrong to hope Kyrie never wins a ring again
It would be terrible for someone to hope he suffers a career ending injury
And it would be evil to hope his wife and daughter "Accidentally" fall off a bridge.

But I wouldn't cry if any of those things happened!

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How are those bite wounds healing, Pedro?

Minnesota dark horse

Celtics went from this A list team with blue chip talent for later and a big 3 for right now, all max guys, to starting Enes Kanter. What went wrong?

I told you to stop posting

absolutely based

I dont live in Cuba. I live in a rich white suburb in south Florida in a house that's paid for 100% by me and my hard work. Stay mad and poor faggot.

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Seems like such a solid guy

If this true then ofcourse the Lakeshow would pitch some dumbass shit like this to Kawhi who infact, doesn't give two shits who's team it is. From drafting, to media leaks, to front office staff and coaches leaving the Lakers are an absolute niightmare in that department. The Clippers and Raptors are better organizastions with addressing Kawhi's needs as a player than the Lakers

Knicks may get 30 wins this season but they will sweep the series against the Lakers.
watch footage of Mitchell Robinson going to work on AD, he pump faked and blocked that nigga out of existence

wtf actually kind of based

wtf? how did my lakies miss out on wilson chandler for the min...nooooooo its all falling apart

Rent free

>we're literally unironically not getting kawhi

what the fuck bros

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I'm a blond hair blue eyed white guy, nice projecting tho, Jamal.

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Kawhi wasnt in Canada for Canada day. He gone

LOL
2020 LAKERS
Rondo
JR smith
Dudley
LeBron
AD
Bench iggy, troy Daniels, gelo ball

Don't touch your keyboard unless you have kawhi news

>white
>south florida
i have trouble believing that

Kawhi to my Clippies is a done deal

LeBron like y'all ain't Kawhi OH NO NO NO

Kawhi is thinking about not joining the lakers

Jokes on you, I am on my phone

>adding a decent bench player on a vet minimum that has no impact on the salary cap means Kawhi definitely isn't going to the Lakers

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Can explain why kawhi wouldn't sign with the raptors when he can just sign with the Lakers next year for more money. Eastern Conference this year is a cakewalk. KD will only return the season after next, which is when kawhi can go to the Lakers

Cause LAKERS WE IN HERE 24/7 LOSING ALL DAY

My dad is Norwegian and my mom is mix of white European countries. I'm very white.

Lol, lakers think adding more old farts is going to bring Kawhi in instead of young talent

tacko fall

Norwegian isn’t white

No one ever said they were a competent franchise

>mix of white European countries
dios mio...

Jokes on you.
I'm controlling my computer using my voice.

JARED DUDLEY IS ONBOARD ITS OVER BROS

HIS FAT NOODLE BODY IS UNSTOPPABLE

>kawhi is conspicuously absent from his picture
hmmmmmmmm

why would kawhi be in the picture before the signing is announced?

what do you guys think kawhi does in his spare time?

>Norwegian isn’t white

Norway was purified by the Nazi's during WW2.

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now lakers can't offer a max lmao. lakers forgot to leave max cap for kawhi because they just HAD to to sign jared dudley, you can't make this shit up. They're THAT incompetent.

Is Dudley currently a starter for the Lelkers?

Honestly agreed. I'm not a homer that's dumb enough to think Kawhi is going to sign a max with us, but with a 1+1:
-chance to run it back with the champ squad in the currently weakening east, as KD won't be recovered until 2020
-can sign next year to LA or wherever for max money

Plus a lot of cap space clears up for the raps in 2020, good time for Kawhi to leave if Masai can't pull off some big trades and signs.

>that nigga nose
She's a quadroon, you can't "purify" African. If I get a tiny little speck of my chocolate ice cream in your vanilla you've got primarily chocolate ice cream once mixed, but you could have 2/3rd vanilla to my chocolate and once mixed its gonna be chocolate. Norwegians mostly mulatto

I'm a Wizards fan

have sex

they never had a max slot

I honestly can't tell anymore, it's fantastic.

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>this is a 10/10 to black people

disgusting

>if you're 1% nigger you're primarily a nigger and tainted forever
>but if you're 1/3rd nigger you're full nigger and still tainted forever

Yes.

I dont remember because her ancestry is all over the place. Theres some German, Swiss and Anglo blood in there. One look at my eyes and you would know how much nigger blood I have. Like exactly how much.

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now they have even less to give to kawhi.

one single drop, nigger

frank niggalina is going to average 18/4/8 this year on efficient shooting

Neither of those statements are mutually exclusive.

sounds like a fentanyl salesman

>/nba/ turning into pol
Rather have animeposters then this

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If the Lakers finish lower than my Celties this season, regular season and playoffs, then thats really gonna be embarrassing.

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KD got butthurt over steve nash's comments. gonna be a rough year for him sitting around reading nothing but social media posts seething

yeah those bestgirl conversations add so much to our conjoined cultures

please dont post my stupid husband anymore thankyou

Literally who can stop us bros??????????????

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I have 0% sub saharan Africa blood. I do have less than 1 percent of (((their))) blood tho. As aryan as I look I would have entered the Auschwitz by train and left through the chimneys.

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twitter.com/DavidPingalore/status/1146230934498209792

Is he the GOAT if this turns out to be true? The reports are all saying he's going to the Lakers and the Clippers are out.

>Tripfag
>Pelicansfag
>Probably a saintsfag too

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That's a lot of length, they lost one elite knockdown shooter for an adequate one that can actually do something on defense. I like their new look, people don't realize how bad they had it at backup 5. Play Quinn/Bolden there during the regular season and hope Horford holds up for it in the post season.

Same thing that stopped you last year.

Yourself

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faps to futa hentai

All of this, like I've been saying since the finals ended. But even if KL2 signs a 4 year max with TO, he would be 32yo by the time that contract ends, well short of Lebron's 35 years, meaning the Lakers will be looking for a new face of the franchise by that time, while the Clippers would still readily sign a 32yo Kawhi, Jerry West's favorite player, and still contend. For comparison, Jordan won his last ring at 33 years old. Kawhi's load management scheme would also reduce the wear-and-tear affecting the performance of a typical 32yo pro player. Whatever the length of contract he signs, he will eventually get what he wants: more titles, shekels, legacy and home living.

What is taking Kawhi Leonard so long?

semi finals

Can't wait to wear my Fun Guy shirt around LA while wearing my first pair of New Balances

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He has a bad case of diarrhea and doesn’t want to shit himself in a conference

what comments

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Oh my apologies bro

WHAT TEAM IS GETTING VINCE CARTER?????

He's literally (literally) autistic

have you ever had diarrhea so bad you had to stay home from work or school?

>As aryan as I look I would have entered the Auschwitz by train and left through the chimneys.

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literally signing to any team would cement his legacy. signing with the Lakeshits immediately destroys any legacy of him being not only wholesome but a goat who doesn't chase rings.

This is literally Ray Allen 2.0, and ONCE AGAIN Danny Ainge is at fault.

How that fucking retard hasn't been fired yet is beyond me.

what anime is this bros? (she's literally me btw)

T-t-three point shooting is j-just a meme, r-right?

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Based Ping

How do I beat andross in starfox 64 when he turns into the brain

Yama no Susume

>All Centers and PF's

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I dunno bro, but I need halp beating Safer Sephiroth in FF7, I forgot to level my sub party members.

I wanna fuck Krystal

press z or r twice

you know what bro since your a good person feel free to continue

why are you fucking boomers playing old ass games

They've got some shooting on that team

why aren't you playing good games?

Tyler Herro is the white Klay Thompson. My Heaties are back boys.

>speaking ill of Boban

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Name 1 game that was released in the past 10 years that had an impact on the entire gaming community.

Fortnite

just realized charlotte might sign cousins

TikTok

I beat flight school in GTA San Andreas

you reminded me of fapping to legend of krystal when i was 8

fork knife

Death Stranding

mw2

minec raft

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>he hasn't had to yet

It's a very common thing at 30+

>furries on my /nba/

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modern warfare 2 league of legends borderlands not saying they had positive impacts but they sure as shit had impacts on the gaming comunity

Wow, it's bad when the teams known for having no shooters happens to pick up a few while you lose yours.

supr mario maker 2

Lol don't get me wrong Boban can come take over a game for like 5 minutes at a time and it's a spectacle to behold, but him and Joel as your team's center depth?

>when I was 8

Holy shit I thought I was fucked lmao

HOLY FUCK Bro, same.
I can't look at furry shit the way I used to though

I had classes with this girl at Auburn, spooky post.

Kawhi + Giannis + Raptors happening in '21

Start preparing NOW

Im a weeb but not a furry. When you're 8 its differnt. I had an excuse.

That shit and missing princess was Kino

Proof? Did she get TACKO'D

My Celties better make up for their RETARDED drafting mistake and snag him.

Fizdale awhile ago on Randles game

youtu.be/WG5sWKdx47s

Old but seems he’s looking at Randle at small ball 5 exclusively

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>"He didn't have a great summer," Nash told me last year. "He was searching for what it all meant. He thought a championship would change everything and found out it doesn't. He was not fulfilled."

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KAWHI SIGNS WITH THE RAPTORS FUUUUCK

Wait, when Kawhi signs Ujiri's contract, he's not going to announce his decision from San Diego, is he? Guy likes his privacy, he'd be mobbed by paparazzi and fans on both airports. Christ, what if the San Diego pilot was a Lakeshit fan and crashed the plane with no survivors if the announcement was already made. He will fly back to TO with Ujiri and no one the wiser then announce his decision to stay once he's on the ground so the polite canadians can leave him alone after the initial celebration dies down.

Lebron
Anthony
Kawhi
Ekpe
Rondo

your LAKERs starting 5

kill yourself

I don't have proof so you just have to take my word. I had Italian classes with her at Auburn and she was definitely your typical party girl, so she probably got TACKO'D, if not by him then by someone else for sure.

more like pascal + giannis + OG

I've never heard of an Airline pilot with an agenda.

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Had black penis inside her?

lmao

>he's never heard of 9/11
gtfo

>everyones a physcologist

My fucking sides

NOOOO

WTF

YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING, I SWEAR IF THIS IS REAL IM GOING TO BECKK

PLEASE BE FAKE

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SONE OF A BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Someone post Skyking

Damn my nigga Tacko violated... damn just imagine haha

Tbh she was a pretty sweet girl but for sure she was getting black piped.

>girl could stand up and give him a blowjob
We're all manlets