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based banter

Imagine getting atomic bombed by a country then pretending like they are your greatest ally.

> make fun of Americans for being faT
> make fun of Americans for being shot
> Americans make fun of Brits for losing a match
> continues to insult Americans calling it "unsportsmanlike"
If England won there would have been constant banter. Fuck off and get btfo.

Pretty tame gesture. Personally I would have liked to see a more elaborate, choreographed celebration. I hope our players aren't worried about the feelings or opinions of a country that has won fuck all in women's football.
Next.

Banter between fans is different. On the pitch there is an etiquette. I know you are used to a bunch of black people 'dunking' on each other and screaming in each others faces, but you are playing European sports now, you have to ty to behave like normal people.

I was hoping for Ronald McDonald to come out and start twerking, and section of the US crowd breaks off and starts rapping. Possibly add some Black lives matter lyrics in there too with some fireworks at the end.

Do you not understand thats all banter is? The moment you as an American try to banter with these 3rd world fucks they get irrationally angry and childish and then whine that you can't handle the bantz. Why do we even entertain them anymore just let Western Europe continue to destroy it selves

That's why we as men should unite and we should create sex robots with autonomous thinking, that also could give birth to children, and send all women to Africa.

>Europeans
>People
wew

Kek

BASED

Actually good banter desu

This is 100% accurate. Europoors live in countries the size of states and pretend they are relevant.

That's your black culture talking. On the pitch you have respect.

Japan IS our greatest ally.
Imagine being hated by literally every country except for Canada.

Whatever dude Islam will destroy your country so meh. I never been to London and I have no desire to ever go.

Japan is your bitch, they are basically a military base for the US to get at China.

Divegrass is a child's sport designed to encourage flat chested women to embrace dykehood

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fucking bongs so fragile. can't take a little banter

kys incel

I know, I know. I've heard about how your boys grow out of it and move onto padded rugby when they become men.

52% white.

And you are our bitch too. You’re just around to fill our Harry Potter parks.

>"No sense of sportsmanship"
>Telling us to shoot up schools
???

no there wouldn’t have been

>. On the pitch there is an etiquette
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking retard

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>diving
>cheap shots while ref is not looking
that's literally the core of your retarded culture

protip: the teacup was filled with bongistani tears

You know you are in a trade war right now because your empire in crumbling. If Trump doesn't step up his war games in the Middle East and get the US into Africa then you're just another British Empire in 20 years. Honestly, I'm not even going to lie, I'd rather trade with the US than China but the US need to start using their military again.

Islam

we're a crumbling empire because we let pretty much every illiterate worthless person from mexico and central america come here and live on welfare. nothing to do with trade wars or real wars

Couple of Americans enjoying each other. Nothing to see there.

Americans always dish it out but get offended at anything
Like their idiot president

get out of here with this jew neocon world police bullshit, we need to spend less on the military and more on the american citizenry because we have no social spending to speak of while the military spending is off the charts

>respect
Europeans aren't even people so you don't deserve respect

The problem isn't their arrogance. The problem is that they are women.

that's fine. i'm sick of our tax dollars going to defense spending to protect welfare states in europe.

I tried watching it in the 2010 WC, 30 minutes of OT and Ghana spent 22 minutes of it faking injury after taking a lead. Garbage sport doesn't call diving.

you know you get shit for cheap though because you have good trade deals? Look into all empires before you, it's never changed. Once an empire becomes multi cultural and starts become less military based, people start not giving a shit about the country. That's your problem. You let a fuck load of people in from other countries because you needed labour, and those people don't give a fuck about your country.

yes women always enrage incels. especially britbong incels. they are in a total meltdown mode tonight kek.

>womens

You know out refugee crisis is because you invaded Middle East and North Africa from 2001? You are everything that is wrong in this world.

I think the Canadian meltdown is more interesting personally. Bongs are mad because their girls lost, that shit happens. What made the leafs go fucking bananas? You get laughed at and called a faggot for being a guy playing soccer there too.

Pls look at your flag and shut the fuck up.
This is a sports board and you've been whining about american politics in like 5 threads. Are you that butthurt from a stupid woman soccer match

Or it was part of the plan to destroy Europe

well yes you're right there about all of that, but we're already in major debt to pay for the last wars. our social programs need to be fixed or people will get pissed off enough to vote for socialists.
trade is important and corporations won't choose our workers over chinese slaves, although i think we should reduce our middle east engagements.

you have to be exceptionally stupid to get mad at 300m people because of how five 30 year old women acted during a sporting event lmao

>you are everything wrong with the world
>said by the creator of us

they are our irrelevant butthurt neighbors.
it is not even about a particular sport. we just cause massive butthurt on this board.

no, it's because you are a welfare state that could only exist because we spend so much on our military.

>you
Yeah, good thing you guys stayed completely out of it, eh Nigel?
*sips tea*

lmao this is rich

That's just one faggot who pops in every thread and posts
>womens

>bongs ITT
Wait, you guys really are unironically butthurt about us even existing?

i doubt any of those England players got the reference, considering the fact they're millennials and therefore don't know anything before the year 2000.

the reality is England is more important to the American mindset than the other way round. whereas England is a country that has existed from time immemorial, America is an English construction that gained independence.

It's sad how delusional you are

is tea drinking no longer a big part of your culture? old english culture is honestly quite nice, it's quaint and comfy and has a charm to it. i'm not an expert but it seems like the country is more americanized now especially among young people who grow up consuming american media. it's like this in a lot of places though.

Yeah, English kids don't drink tea. They drink American energy poison, while listening to American music, wearing American fashions, watching American movies, etc.

But yeah, you're important to us. Or something. :^)

and some teenagers in the us still think they're being "punk" and "rebellious" if they hang a uk flag on their wall or watch dr who or listen to garbage like oasis and the clash

thankfully there's less of that, although there are still cringy teen girls real into doctor who bullshit

should have just re-enacted hillsborough instead lmoa

British music fucking rules faggot.
Stick with your thug rap shit.

Why are you so mad EuroPEEan, can't handle "bants"?

You know that modern British music is american music by all means. Brits innovation in modern music is small.

Nah it's 90% terrible and hasn't been good in like 30 years. Nobody cares about english music here anymore in the 2010s, it's uncool and gay.

obvious false flagging.

Great banter desu

Go back to your country Jose

lmao all they did was steal music from black Americans in order to sell it back to white Americans. The only major genre of popular music they invented was prog rock, and that's complete shit.

Now this is banter

t. brit on vacation or vpn

erm
we helped - quite a lot actually

>Brits innovation in modern music is small
are you referring to 80's synth pop?

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>tf
>tp

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>you invaded Middle East
lmao and you didn't?

>the quality of music discussion on Yea Forums
gave me a hearty laugh

>Brits innovation in modern music is small

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Yea Forums isn't much better. is it still death grips, fantano, and king crimson?

>ruin the middle east through decades of colonialism
>help the US take up your colonial mantel and wage war on their side
>blame everything on the US afterwards
drink tea, Nigel

*sips tea*

Yea Forums is still complete and utter shit but it's mainly posting about Billie Eilish and politics these days

Lmao and they say Americans cant handle bants

>mfw when europoors have never seen chirping before because they have never watched real sports.
kind of sad.

all british music "legends" just stole american music and were carried by marketing
people are waking up to these lies and nobody cares about new english artists. boomers and hipster fags still care about the old bands

He's right though. All you guys did was take black American music and sell it back to white Americans. Even punk, which people associate with the UK, started in Detroit and New York.

Also, Pet Sounds >>>>> Sgt. Pepper's

pretty sure worshipping a child-fucking false prophet warlord named mohammed is what made the middle east a shithole

I would love to see how third world soccer fans would react if T.O. was a soccer player. On the one hand, he would probably be the GOAT. on the other hand the showboating might actually make their heads explode.

Could you make it any more obvious that you're a chink, or a Pajeet?

no class

It’s classic British passive aggressive faggotry, the eternal Anglo. Very Jewish behavior, accuse others of what you are guilty of.

The British absolutely cannot handle banter.

You're a faggot

>chink or pajeet
>because I watch the the whitest sport in the world.
I don't know how many chinks or pajeets are in the NHL, NFL or even MLB. but probably way less then there are in your local poverty ball league.

Nice self-own user, keep up the good work!

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>The Beetles
>good
>innovated

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no u

Fuck off leftypol

Call me when an English band releases an album half as good as this. Even your best composer, Handel, was born and raised in Germany.

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speaking of the Beetles, anyone seen that Yesterday movie yet?? That Paki lead can sing pretty well.

only an american would get triggered by a fucking flag

you people think the rolling stones, led zeppelin, and eric clapton are good
3 of the most derivative artists of all time, literally stole blues licks straight up

Looks like dumb, hagiographic nonsense about the Beatles being "le best band ever!!!" who invented music, etc. Can't stand Beatles worship

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Well that was easy.

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zeppelin and clapton stole whole songs

youtube.com/watch?v=b97hqSDRspw

i do like this one though.

Stop embarrassing our country with this bullshit.

Seething

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>USA v.s. England fifa world cup
>T.O. scores his ninth goal of the game
>he steals the ball runs to mid field spikes it and pulls an American flag out his shorts to celebrate
>Blimey govnah that is a disgusting act!
>British media interviews him about it.
>he steals the mic and quotes the entire boondocks "fuck the queen diatribe"
>rest of the world cup is cancelled as players have to report to sensitivity training.
>Soccer is #cancelled
>T.O. gets lifetime suspension and USA goes back to sucking.

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Get off reddit dad. Only people who listen to prog rock anymore are incels and audiophiles.

floyd was amazing up until animals. roger got way too fucking preachy and whiny.

Lmaoing at all the delusional Am*ricans in this thread. Name any influential band or musician over the past 50 years, and there's a 95% chance that they're British. All the historical revisionism and cultural gate-keeping in the world won't change that.

Good night.

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FUCKING BASED

The most influential bands of the past half century are actually The Beach Boys, The Velvet Underground, Talking Heads, Suicide, The Stooges, and King Crimson. Only King Crimson is British.

Nickelback.

brits were to rock what the koreans are to hip-hop/r&b.

BASED

>Suicide, The Stooges
Also,
>Prog
>mfw

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find a more influential album from anywhere else from any other period

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Sounds based to me. Stop whining about america. It's your country and stop larping as some communist rebel.

>randy moss chips the ball in for a goal after a deep lob pass from a cb
>mimes drinking tea
>"a disgusting act by randy moss"

Oasis are quite possibly one of the worst things I've ever heard in my life. In the US, they were relevant from 1995-1997 and then we promptly forgot about them save for a couple meme songs.

In the UK, they are one of the most popular artists of all time, if not the most popular. They've had like 20 #1 hits there and everything they do is still headline news there. What do you see in this shit?

KING CRIMSON TRANSCENDS PROG. The Stooges basically invented punk, and Suicide were huge in the development of electronic music. Up there with Kraftwerk.

No one cares about Oasis anymore, you're about 10 years too late.

they must resonate with the norf folk over there. i don't see any reason for it either.

Why do you insist on continually embarrassing yourself on the internet like this? Are you some kind of masochist?

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nigga you stupid ass flag is even next to my country in the middle of nowhere

your face when americans even invented krautrock

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>all the British NEETs ITT up past midnight seething on Yea Forums

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lmao are you serious. Even Paul McCartney acknowledges that this is just their attempt to top Pet Sounds, which he thinks is the better album.

And Sgt. Pepepr's only influenced pop music in terms of production and album structure, not in terms of music. The Velvet Underground actually created a new genre of music.

Revolver is a better/more influential album than that though lol.

Falklands were ours before you were even a country, and you had a fair crack at getting it back and you lost. Suck it up.

Marquee Moon is America's Mona Lisa
prove me wrong right now

Revolver lead to Pet Sounds. Pet Sounds lead to Sgt. Pepper's. Sgt. Pepper's lead to....?

Talk about handling the bantz

>better
Perhaps
>more influential
Absolutely not

Lmao this so fucking much. All they watch is fag soccer. They are literally not mentally prepared for the bants American sports bring

The myth the British have constructed around Sgt. Pepper's is legitimately astonishing. It was a pop culture phenomenon that got out of hand. In terms of music, Revolver isn't just more respected among actual musicians, it triggered a far greater explosion of creativity in American music than Sgt. Pepper's ever did.

this would have been unironically based as shit tho

Seriously. The bants on /hoc/ are a million times worse than this and basically everyone takes it well except maybe faggot penguins fans.

Fucking based, I thought the UK could into banter.

>heart and soul
youtube.com/watch?v=Ybvruzd3XE0
>corporate, soulless product
youtube.com/watch?v=HCTunqv1Xt4

>espn.com/soccer/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/3163957/ronald-mcdonald-leads-manchester-united-real-madrid-onto-pitch
Never forgetti.

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Paul McCartney really is the shittiest Beatle

Don't give a shit about the Beatles, but how the fuck has no one mentioned Deep Purple, or Cream.

but it's britbongs getting offended at harmless american banter? are you in the wrong thread?

>youtube.com/watch?v=8Kx4xVKo9z8
Was based as fuck though.

How much boomer can you squeeze into one post? This much.

Someone had to Boom, for there to be one to Zoom.

If Brian didn't go crazy the Beatle's current place in pop culture would've been taken up by the Beach Boys. The shit they were doing in the late 60s was unbelievable:
youtube.com/watch?v=QQ2OKoLpNBM

Because Deep Purple sucks and Cream was a product of its time and place.

Name ONE (1) American song better than this.

I'll wait.

youtube.com/watch?v=0WUdlaLWSVM

If we're talking influence then Deep Purple's is absolutely massive though.

look up two posts above

anyone else think george was the best beatle?

>while my guitar gently weeps
>something in the way she moves

This is the partician opinion.

the video for perfect strangers when they're playing soccer. that's my vision of the sporting english lad.

Sabbath and Zeppelin drank their milk. People do enjoy Deep Purple, but they don't really rank among bands that actually matter

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Or this.

youtube.com/watch?v=5Izb7fy5bAk

youtube.com/watch?v=-59rmRj4QnA

This is legit one of the greatest songs of all time, don't care if it was plagiarized

I think the Boomers, I mean the Beatles are overrated and I'm on your side for the most part but this is trash.

Or this.

youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

Or this.

youtube.com/watch?v=hnpILIIo9ek

>perfect strangers
>youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_kez7WVUU
Quite possibly the greatest video ever made for under ten quid.

youtube.com/watch?v=s4s5bj5fZO8

Or this.

youtube.com/watch?v=yf7kV_DcikA

youtube.com/watch?v=ViMF510wqWA

>all this boomercore shit
uk hasn't made anything relevant in music since what, 80s?

Can you list a good British song, like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=LGD9i718kBU

>losing football
>to America of all countries

Cringe.

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What was the final score? And whos in the final?
US is probably going to win right?

Neither has anyone really.

CAN YOU REMEMBER
REMEMBER MY NAME

Have a bit of this, boyo.

youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No

2-1 for US, either meet netherland or sweden
england missed a penalty kick to equalize at late 2nd half

my brother in law loves this shit. he's a bit of a poofter though.

Talking Heads did it better.

>missed
that shit was SAVED brother.

>england missed a penalty kick
Sounds about right for a world cup, although the mens team have been much better at them.

Hope US wins, there causing the most butthurt and this WWC seems to have way more global attraction than previous ones

At least American school kids aren't gang raped by pakies while the cops cheer them on.

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No, just raped by jews. If you think this isn't going on in every western country your a fool.

What if i'm not a 14-year-old girl?

Yeah I fucked up, GK got a good read and blocked it

probably butthurt for some other reasons, the team itself is heavily favored to win from the beginning

You'll get there in a couple of years.

you might just be a massive pleb, sorry

Oh, you're one of *those* people.

>If you think this isn't going on in every western country your a fool.
Nigger our police don't give a FUCK about being called racist. Yours however...

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I liked Joy Division when I was a literal child who wore black and obsessed over Rick Owens. New Order is the superior band

>soccer
>womens sport

Who cares

>this flag
>this post
Are you fucking retarded?

kek, chill out man. We laugh at our fat selves and even adopted that burger term.

>that pic
One of the most embarassing things a human has ever created.

>can't handle the bants

>New Order is the superior band
apples and oranges, but unknown pleasures and closer are better cohesive albums than new order stuff. If we're talking about singles, then they're about on par, but the style of music is way different, gayboy

>Who cares
You guys do

British music sounds so fucking kitschy when compared to something like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=6xcwt9mSbYE

Yours are also a partof and compliant in the global pedo trafficking. If you want to not beleve it thats fine, keep your head in the sand. But don't mock the people who are trying to expose this sick business.

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I dont know a single person here following this shit.

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>All of this over a soccer match and a trolling gesture

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some of the best guitar work in all of popular music is on this album

CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED

>getting mad over women's divegrass

Absolutely based

Not even the best Floyd album you dope

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>lefties are also bing bing wahoo soiboys and furry degenerates
like pottery