This is pure, unadulterated racism. Imagine the outrage if she scored against Cameroon and mimed peeling a banana...

This is pure, unadulterated racism. Imagine the outrage if she scored against Cameroon and mimed peeling a banana. There would be hell to pay. This is no different, in my opinion. It's hateful Anglophobia, and I hope FIFA punish her for this disgusting bigotry.

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Is she making fun of drinking tea?

If so, 10/10.

Fuck you tea drinking surrender monkeys.

i would risk it all just to use her shit as toothpaste

what does this gesture mean?

The cheek!

What/who is she mocking? Retarded subhuman chavs?

that's a big white supremacist symbol

Genuinely who gives a fuck?

When England scored the goal scorer should have mimed having an automatic weapon and gunned her own team down.

>USA team is told they're too arrogant
>acts even more arrogant

I can't defend my countrymen/women at this point to be quite honest.

It's a sad day to be an American.

Americans are obssessed on a deeply cerebral level.

doesn't even make sense. the Yanks threw the tea in the sea. they didn't drink it.

typical American education.

...

>Anglophobia
youtu.be/WvEA9fqKiV4

Should have got 2 players to stand side by side, and then another 2 players could have run around circling with their arms stuck out wide, before crashing into the two players standing still.

Let me help you out OP
>This is pure racism. A privileged white woman is referencing tea, a drink that whites stole, and then colonized east Asia to make profits off of. I support the women's national team's fight for equal pay, but they cannot be allowed to get away this erasure of the suffering of people of color.

Class, grace and dignity, have always been foreign concepts to Americlaps.

We wouldn't do that because it's weird, Americans are just that childish though.

It's the total opposite

Drinking tea with her pinky in the air like some English lass.

Actual children.

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Brits joke about school shooting all the time which actually involves death of people, this is just a stupid tea joke

sure

What is the American equivalent of this?

Except it literally isn't, as proven by OP.

The unnecessary comma really undermines your post

Actually winning the match

it's a homage to our cousins in England.

heart attack

I want Alex Morgan to bully me bros

Also if these cunts run to the corner flag ONE MORE TIME! its not fun to watch!

>be british
>get tea'd

You always shit talk us online

una vela

Shut up pussy, it’s sports. You sensitive types need to go. We aren’t here to hold you spirits high, we are here to crush dreams and win gold.

On an internet fboard for autist, actually going out into the world and making cringey cultural jokes is fucking bizarre.

being english is a nationality not a race LMAO even english people on here dont know this LMAO!

Probably firing an imaginary assault rifle at the opposite team

>online
Yeah, I do. And I will continue to do so until you lose weight.

You obviously. lol

lmao SEETHING

>I don't even care

HAHAHAHHA can't take bantz faggots

You guys are throwing a fit because your women lost a stupid soccer match, and and now you're trying to play it off like you don't care. I don't even know why the hell you would care, but you clearly do.

damn, bro. If i knew it hurt your feelings i'd stop

Guns

because we cause massive and i mean MASSIVE butthurt among you bitter depressed alcoholic mongs. you are just sperging out and disguise it as banter. pathetic

>BAWWWWWWWWW

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>CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTZ

>driving around in electric scooter
>flipping burgers at a gril
>/k/ shit

Thank you ameribros for doing us a favour.

Imagine if they somehow won, the beebs would be insufferable.
>Men's NT makes disgraceful exit at the WC semis
>Our brave women NT overcome stiff opposition to reach the WC finals

The absolute state of brits.

WTF BROS, I LOVE AMERICA NOW

How about celebrating by championing your own team instead of trying to dis the opposing team?

God the massive thundercunts on the American team are so hard to root for.

Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen a player in football do that.

have sex

Take off your proxy Ahmad

>mfw the englishm*n are unironically mad at a womens "football" game

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Imagine trolling and entire nation with one simple gesture

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>WAAAAAH WAAAAAHHHHHH
>THE MEAN AMERICAN MADE FUN OF US!!!

I can hear the tears stream down your faces and hit your keyboards

Do Americans actively go out of their way to be insufferable cunts? Do they actually *enjoy* being disliked?

that's what I thought as well
was pretty confused

>not supporting England in everything
You'll be deported after Brexit too

>the brits of all people can't handle the banter
OHNONONONONO
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we learned to be cunts from you

they're acting in the most American way possible, I love it

ex-colonial mentality

On behalf of the American people, I'd like to apologize for Alex's behavior.

Her braggadocios arrogance is not indicative of American culture as a whole.

Sad!
Many such cases!

I don't give a fuck about women's football desu, but when I saw the beebs ran that article on 10 reasons why women's football is better than mens I hoped we would lose and exit soon, so it didn't clog up the frontpage and I can get my cricket WC news easier.

AND THAT'S THE TEA!!!
HAHAHA!!
OH WOW, IMAGINE IF SHE WAS DRINKING DICK MMMMMM

get gud or get rekt

You're the one who is obsessed with us. We win and turn the tables on your pathetic rock and you get EXTREMELY wounded when ANY kind of banter comes your way.

Will bongs ever stop seething?

> Englishman gets mad as soon as we banter back
Retard.

>We win and turn the table
You realise you were massive favourites, right?

ye but you're allowed to make fun of chinks because they're not human

This isn't banter. An intrinsic part of banter is the back and forth nature of it. You take the piss out of me, we all laugh, then I take the piss out of you and we all laugh again. This is just some jumped-up cunt trying (and failing) to be funny.
>HURR DURR Brits drink tea xddddd111!!!1 so funny, amirite guise?!111!!!1?!
It's just so fucking lazy. So cringy. I literally rolled my eyes when I saw it on TV.

Why is America so good at irrelevant sports?

Based

>hurr durrr americans spell colour as color
That's british banter

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Isn't it something that our national women's soccer team is currently Triumphing on the national stage with such ferocity and elegance, all in stark contrast and within the era of Trumpism? Where there exists such blatant sexism--the era of "incels" shooting up places because they can't get laid, where the President can get elected despite the nation understanding he blatantly brags about sexual assault (Any father of a daughter who voted Trump, be ashamed). To know the superstar athlete/activist whose name reverberates commendation and proud respect around the world blatantly denounces an invitation to the White House with, "I am not going to the fucking White House if we win"—and rightfully so.

How pathetic is our current nation where our own national athletes are embarrassed if not insulted to be invited to the White House.

I say this as a male, but there's a part of me that so hopes a woman becomes our next President, just to be a giant rebuke to this ignorant, bigoted bullshit, and a colossal, "Fuck. You." to all of them. It would be such sweet, sweet karma.

>you will never feel Alex Morgan's feet on your balls

Why even live

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If an england supporter threw a glass bottle at her, would it count as banter?

Fuck anglos lmao im glad they are getting ethnically replaced

she's a 3/10 at best.

2/10 now that we know she's a racist bully.

SEETHING

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yes :)

God that's so fucking weird. Like actually weird.
Why are Americans like this?

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you know how i know you're gay

Kek. She can bully.

I'm not gay, although I don't have a problem with traps.

Alex Morgan reminds me of Allison Williams

Americans have wide jaws . i think it's the german in them

Yet again racism against whites is ignored. Hope she gets banned but she won't, yet if she called Nikita Parris a filthy nigger and threw a banana at her the PC brigade would play the race card then.

Make me sick how us whites are being systematically replaced and are the most abused ethnic minority in the world.

>score goal

>hold up fake rifle

>teammates all fall over

i'd pay to see this celebration desu

>You realise you were massive favourites, right?
Then your loss shouldn't have caused the entire board to grind to a halt with Britbong seething.

on this board full of butthurt incels? sure

I know what you're trying to do here, but it just isn't going to work.
loose wait

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>This isn't banter.
Sure it is. The easiest way to tell it's banter is that you're utterly unable to handle it.

>anglophobia
Literally no one on this Earth cares if you say something negative about Anglos. Your women look like potatos and your teeth are rotten from birth. You are a race of genocidal psycopathic coloizers. Fuck England.

Good, good. let it all out. By this time next month, your men's team will have somehow disappointed you and everything will be back to normal.

I'm pulling for you, Bonger. I want you to get well. Being this mad over women's sports is truly unhealthy.

this
it's fucking women's soccer m8
seriously who cares, if you care deeply about this go check yer estrogen levels

My dad put it right I think. If you watch women's football you start noticing there is no tactical genuis behind any of it, it's literally whoever gets lucky and somehow ends up with a pass that goes somewhat in the right direction more often wins. All chances are basically created not by skill but by luck and chance.

Whenever I watched the game tonight with that in mind I found myself seeing this pattern repeated again and again. They are like 12 year old boys when it comes to football.

Tea is unironically a10x better white supremacy symbol than milk (and the English have it with milk anyway).

English people who aren't extremely rich or the queen sound like animals

She is white, and therefore she's allowed to say/do racist things against white people, just like how black people are allowed to say nigger. This is how the world works. You can always make fun of your own race.

Absolutely vile. I hope one of the Trumps will call her out on this anti-white racism.

wh*toids are so fragile lmaoo

>This isn't banter
This. Here are a few examples of the funniest wittiest banter i've ever read on Yea Forums:
lose weight
have sex
dilate
incel
based

also remember it is only banter when you are delivering it. especially when replying to the same post with one of the aforementioned memes. 20 replies like 'lose weight and have sex' make that kind of banter especially funny. and don't forget to reply to each other and say 'based'. but when you have to take it is blatant shitposting.

Your dad sounds like an incel freak. Tell him to have sex.

People with English ancestry like her are allowed to do this. It's like when black people use the N-word

>it's literally whoever gets lucky and somehow ends up with a pass that goes somewhat in the right direction more often wins. All chances are basically created not by skill but by luck and chance.
That's literally every sport ever. You have higher chances if you play well so it does require skill. Saying the US female team has had luck for 11 matches straight is ridiculous. Your dad is a retard.

I really wanted to pretend this wasn't bait so I could break it apart piece by piece. Well done.

>She is white
I can't tell if you're being serious right now.

Anyone got that video of the American Trump supporters screeching at each other?

>muh heritage
Most Amerifat gringos are 1/8th English, 1/8th German, 1/8th French, 1/8th Italian, 1/8th Jew, 1/8th Black

drink tea

The same is true for mens soccer

Top thread anons

I'd never defend Americans from the south. They're as garbage as your northerners

jorge, i did not tell you to stop mowing my lawn

she looks like a dork lmao, I want dempsey back

I think she's half German and half English, like every other midwestern American

*record scratch*

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USA USA USA USA

so a mutt like every other american

Why are you so mad? Didn't you want Brexit?

my sides have been launched into space

>Sports"man"ship

I think its time we do something about this, my fellow allies. This is EXTREMELY problematic

Happy almost Independence Day, Englel.

white germanic + white germanic =/= mutt

Genuinely embarrassed by the behaviour of my countrymen. When did we become a nation of such thin-skinned, pearl-clutching homosexuals? Literally the weakest bit o' banter I've ever seen in my entire life and people are losing their shit. Get a fucking grip. Is it because she's a Yank? Something tells me that if she was any other nationality, this celebration wouldn't elicit such strong reactions.

Are we the bad guys here?

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>Are we the bad guys here?
We usually are.

Its just a tad bit of banter that English people love.

>racist things against white people
No such thing sweatie.

>This is pure, unadulterated racism

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No other nation would do something like that, so it basically just confirms the absurd weirdness of American people.
It's literally just another reason to dislike them, as if the needed more.

FIFA is

Not really, a lot more comes down to tactics and individual skill. Neither exists in women's football.

Yeah right the US team didn't get lucky that the english slag passed the ball to the keeper instead of taking a penalty. My whole point is that women cannot play well, they absolutely suck at the game. They have no feeling for the ball. It's awful to watch if you ever played football in your life.

i think it's just decades of being a laughing stock at international sport. you guys need to win something. and i'm not talking olympic bike riding.

England is one of the most racist places in the world historically

Is this actually a thing on anglo social media, or is it just Yea Forumsergs autistically screeching?

>Imagine caring about women's football

Any celebration where you mime using guns. It's a staple of the NBA.

IT'S COMING HOME

That's why we always win, because we're lucky. Because we're God's country.

It's a thing in your media, you're all clapping yourselves stupid over it.
We just think it's weird.

presentism
/ˈprɛz(ə)ntJz(ə)m/

noun

uncritical adherence to present-day attitudes, especially the tendency to interpret past events in terms of modern values and concepts

seething

I don't even like soccer but god damn your butthurt is delicious

as much as the 2nd amendment is important to you guys guns are not as synonymous with american culture as tea is to britain

>My whole point is that women cannot play well, they absolutely suck at the game. They have no feeling for the ball. It's awful to watch if you ever played football in your life.
Just give it time, women's football is its infancy. You don't have to be a bitter bitch about it.

>Imagine the outrage if she scored against Cameroon and mimed peeling a banana.
lmfuckingao

Our coverage is centered around how triggered it made you guys

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that's cool and all, but i'd still rather watch women because they don't spend half the game flopping around like limp dolls. plus white shorts and thongs.

We see our existence as a perpetual middle finger towards the British aristocracy that denied us the natural rights of Englishmen. People will unironically fight you here if you suggest America would be better off with a king. We love nothing more than to mock your precious Empire and its posh trappings.

If she REALLY wanted to piss off the English she would have pantomimed brushing her teeth.

You guys are just pointing out the try-hard cringyness of this and exactly why brits and other euros think its strange.

>all this
We know, and that's because you're all mentally ill.
have sex

Right, and that's exactly what i said you guys were doing, thanks for proving my point with evidence.

You're using >we a lot more than is appropriate for someone expressing their own personal views.

>Because we're God's country
>Promoting The Gay in Africa
lolwat

I thought you losers could handle a bit of banter?

decent b8 m8

Ok, if you know what we're doing, it shouldn't trigger you like you're some 15-year old tumblrina who was just addressed with the wrong pronoun.

And yet, here we are: Americans, clapping like retards; you, seething so hard you're practically foaming at the mouth.

>lolwat
God works in mysterious ways.

Online, they can't respond to banter in the traditional way: smashing a beer glass in someone's face. It's terribly frustrating for them.

Again, we literally just think it's werid and cringey.

Those aren't my views, user. They're my impression of our views as a nation.

nah you actually sound pretty mad

I'll keep that in mind for when I visit London next summer.

it would've been hella provocative, had she sipped the tea and then started spilling it onto the floor.

So what you're saying is, is that you're obssessed.

the response to something strange isn't normally flying into a seething rage.

Thanks for reminding me that half of humanity is of below average intelligence. Now get yourself sterilized.

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Obsessed with our own superiority perhaps

>No other nation would do something like that
Are you joking?

You seem mad. Perhaps have a nice, relaxing cup of tea?

This would be funny as hell.

For a community with such a dark sense of humor that traditionally gets its kicks laughing at the absurdity of the world, you guys really don't know how to handle a joke.

Brits
>Americans can't handle banter
Also Brits
>Waaaaaaah why did you insult me?

>I drink your tea. I drink it all up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BRITFAGS ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
GET FUCKING DABBED ON
USA USA USA USA
1776, JULY 4TH BABY
YEE YEE

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would unironically eat everything that comes out of that ass

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True, when does Pakistan retaliate?

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Pretty hot, I'm sure Alex and Rose fucked after they showered.

Daily reminder that all the British flags on Yea Forums are actually foreigners, mostly Muslims and Pajeets.

Anglo's are inbred ex-convict Neanderthals, they're always jealous of wog master race such as myself

europe is a joke can't even beat America at soccer LOL

Pretending to eat a hamburger

not a single soul is jealous of a golliwog greaseape

>this triggered the entirety of England
OHNONONONO

>here

>invent soccer
>suck at it
>invent bants
>can't handle it

At least you guys have cricket to look forward to

>loses on real football
>loses on youth football
>loses on women's football
>loses on other sports
why and now England?

are you going to tell me that you don't think this is a white woman?

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Imagine her burger pussy

i'm sure their 10 reasons were shit, but the lack of diving and play acting makes it debatable alone

why would anyone imagine a smelly, ugly and full of diseases pussy?

Trust me when I say this. The one she has is top notch.

>this hype
>women’s sports
go win another 1-1 again la

I remember watching this breakdance battle where the French team did this routine where two guys did a head stand and two other guys came in acting like airplanes and knocked over the guys doing the headstands. Let me see if I can find that video

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>this is racism
Yeah, stfu you absolute soft pussy. Try getting beat up for playing in the wrong sandbox by two white kids and lets talk. Imagine a child getting beat up just for playing in some white boy's sandbox

>Tell a Brit about their country's flaws
>They generally accept them and will go along with the banter

>Suggest to a burger their country is anything less than perfect
>"NO NO NO AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WE DON'T NEED TO CHANGE OUR OUTDATED CONSTITUTION AT ALL!!!"
>"CALIFORNIA DOESN'T COUNT AAAAAAH!!"

Jesus mate, it’s a women’s soccer match. Get a fucking grip.

I don't give a toss about football mate (football because they actually use their feet to kick the ball about by the way) but this thread is ripe for taking the mick.

>Outdated Constitution
How is it "outdated"?
Because we don't ban butterknives or throw people in jail because of a Nazi dog?

Enjoy your dystopia Nigel

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Alt right polturds have become a parody

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>US Wahmens team "sportmanship"
Big cringe

Will Alex Morgan stop being a xenophile cuck now? The globe hates you, stop being a globalist.

Sounds like we need to free the shit out of you, Nigel

They really are Trump's team aren't they?

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> suck up to foreigners
> be hated by foreigners
> suck up to negroes
> be hated by negroes

I wish Alex Morgan would cuck me desu

When were you the good ones?

what are you some sort of faggot?

>I wish Alex Morgan would cuck me desu
>Alex fucks buff men while you cry and masturbate in the corner.

Yea Forums, everyone.

when did the brits turn into easily-offended, emotional softies?

Fuck off, Slav. He's using a fucking Oxford comma. Now suck a teat.

Cope.

>t. liberal

Better than losing 1-1, Nigel. I forgot this even happened. Does it keep you up at night?

The oxford comma would go after grace, not after dignity.

>topple governments in the guise of democracy
>fund terrorism all over the world
>financially support an invasive apartheid state in the ME
>create the superpower that is now China at the expense of our middle class
>the backbone of the new world order globalist agenda

Nah.

>literally have mexicans and blacks on the team
>slew of other chicks who live in america go to play for their "home" country despite being 3rd generation (or not even being able to trace lineage)

that mexican chick especially can go fuck herself, her first american ancestors were from like 1845 when texas became a state

>literally have mexicans and blacks on the team
Yeah, but it doesn't *only* have mexicans and blacks on the team. big problem.

why do british people talk so weird?

>win country trophy
>be hated by country

>le using feet argument
stickpuck
Racketnet
Clubball
batglove

I thought she was smoking weed.

Lavelle looks good in those shorts

Wow, are Brits actually getting pissed about a one-person goal celebration in a women's game? I didn't know you guys had such fragile egos. Hopefully nobody gets on here and puts down Monty Python or anything like that. You guys will never recover.

we'll celebrate our winning goal in the final overdosing on anti-depressants

She's making fun of the Brits you clown

U S A
U S A

Brits always say American's can't handle banter when they're the most sensitive people ever

We love triggering you sensitive Euro's more than anything else

Americans have never been the "good guys".

ITT: Simpering Saxons

no, he didn't

>unironically ass pained over a goal celebration at 1-0 in semifinals
Are all brits this sensitive? You need to calm down.

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BASED

BASED

IS this a real academic term? This will BTFO of American college professors

Based as fuck

Always the same shit with English people

>When they banter
>HEY LA ITS ONLY BANTER LA CANT HANDLE BANTER LA

>When they are getting banter'd:
>What a classless act, this is disgusting, I'm contacting the UN to cry to them

disgusting feet desu. would not fuck

and that's why we can insult everyone

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Circumcising an infant

It's Harvard comma, cretin.

nigger

they're americans, what do you except?

the only thing i am worried is that they and americna media take it too serious. like BBC would take 5th english division serious lol

Would teabag.

>the only way the USWNT gets coverage is by making themselves into clowns
Women sports, everyone

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look, i'm a fan of womens sports and routinely defend them against you incel subhumans, but this childish behaviour really doesn't help their case....
at least i can tie it to them being disgusting americans ('weird' how they always are, isn't it), but for fuck sake, do better, be better....

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Englishness is not a race, bub

No one should give a shit about women's sports but I gotta say that British spergs on this dumb website being so utterly miffed by such a harmless taunt is hilarious. Y'all gotta loosen up or you'll never get laid.

>after Brexit

Nigel, I...

Americans especially pick the most athletic players for their sports, watch japan play there's a lot of actual strategy to their play as they can't rely on being stronger and faster than their opponents.

looks like she's smokin a fat zoot haha have a great day lads

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BONGS, MAD.

these cunts are so annoying. they perform at amateur level and celebrate as if they're hot shit, while any 15 year old with a bit of football practice would kick them to fuck

She is married to a CHI that grew up in Tijuana btw

it's just banter m8 calm down.
pretty cringe banter..
>yanks say we're obsessed
>invent special goal celebrations to use against England
compliment really

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Literally this, i just want to see cricket news, i dont give a shit about all this WWC shit theyre trying to shill

i like how people are just now realizing brits can't handle banter this isn't new folks

get the centre halves to stand stock still together on the D and put your arms out like a plane and run into them

yes. everything we do is banter by definition

are there any other examples of opponent specific celebrations in international football?
can only think of shakiri and xhaka at the wc

i hate these uppity dykes, but that's quite charming desu

t. Angus "Bucky" McSporrenkilt

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>shakiri and xhaka
They didn't do against anyone, they jsut celebrate with the Albanian eagle

against serbia

wooooow what a sloot

This is based, but only because she is goodlooking. If Rapinoe did this it would be cringe.

actually true

some banter is toxic, radioactive, and can't be handled safely.

Wrong Anglos are the master race.

Miming having to sell your home and move in with family because of the your medical bills after being hit by a drunk driver while at a stoplight.

Happened to my neighbor. Insurance actually fought with him to only cover like 70% which left him with a bill of around $90k. He ended up winning a lawsuit, but the guy had no money so he hasn't seen shit.

Missed out on seeing a gun celebration

>ameribankrupts

Ironically he could have not paid it and just filed bankruptcy. His credit would have been fucked for the next decade though so he just decided to sell his house and start from scratch

pretty tragic. hope he doesn't get hit by any more drunks

miming receiving a hospital bill

Hahahahah, turns out Amerifats are actually good at something, holy based.

at being obsessed with England?

who fucking cares dude, it's soccer.

No, the English actually spread their sporting etiquette around the world, football, cricket, rugby all have codes of conduct that have shaped civilization, Yanks are a direct threat to that, you bring the shit, the yelling, the abuse of umpires and now this crap.

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