>tfw no real UK-USA sporting rivalry
We mog them at every relevant sport and they just play dumbed down versions by themselves instead (baseball instead of cricket, handegg instead of rugby, turn-left instead of F1, etc.). The closest thing is probably women's football now but no-one truly gives a shit about that.
It's a shame because the shitposting would be fun.
Olympics is good. Per capita we smash the cunts
always a chance we'll play them in a men's WC, if they qualify that is
2014 gave us good memes that we still have today.
americans don't have a sporting rivalry with anyone. the only place they're relevant internationally is women's football, that's why there's this huge reaction. pretty sad when you think about it
>We mog them at every relevant sport
name 1 besides male soccer
>this level of cope
They have a football rivalry with mexico I think.
>Per capita
this is my favorite cope. see you in Tokyo
England men have literally never beaten the US in a match that wasn't a friendly. They also finished behind the US the only time they were in the same group.
>West Pakistan crying because we dont play their """"""""sports""""""""
Only an American could think per capita is a cope.
how could you possibly think that's a cope? it's literally the only valid way to measure Olympics success
>implying that baseball is a dumbed down version of cricket
I know this is bait but I'm still offended
Not just per capita. When you strip away all the irrelevant medals (non-gold medals, women's medals, medals in events where a single athlete can statpad like swimming), the UK has a higher medal count despite being a fraction of the size.
people actually understand baseball
they consider you a sidekick not a rival
a burger tourist told me they were really keen on beating the soviet union in olympic sports back in the day
Cricket - can hit in any direction
Baseball - can only hit in a 90° range forward
The act of hitting a baseball is harder than hitting a cricket ball but that's the only thing that's more complex about baseball.
Really? I understood Cricket much quicker than Baseball.
The fact that you let us live inside your heads without even charging rent is just too generous.
shhhh, he doesn't know that
>counting millions of people who never even once intended to spend their time playing a particular sport
>people who actually have lives other than kicking around a ball or not drowning should be included in the debate.
It's literally saying "but whattabout those OTHER people who live there?!?"
All the dumb 1776 and tea stuff made me realise you literally never stop obsessing about us desu, and you haven't for over two centuries.
oh fuck sorry
Eventually spices will make football the most popular sport there and there will be a period when we are equals before they surpass us
My country, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From ev'ry mountainside
Let freedom ring!
have sex
>all these numerous cope threads being made by enraged muslims today
Are they really this bothered because their women's team lost? Looks like an island wide damage control campaign happening.
Must be because most of em aren't even allowed to watch women's sports. Sharia Law and all that.
Memes aside everyone saw this coming. The English ''people'' have been getting emasculated and cuckolded on a historical scale for CENTURIES now. Every single day is just a further step away from the relevancy their desolate island once claimed to have.
they're obsessed with us
then you'll have the same thought about nobel prizes awarded to jews, yes?
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1776 is just banter for whenever we face off against England in any international tournament, fren. You can't say the same thing about England, who posts about USA nonstop no matter what.
That's not true especially in the total medals of all Olympics
>implying we aren't already equals or better
remind me the last time england won anything
>if you remove all of those valid medals, they wont count!
arab logic
Why is he so hellbent on proving himself and his shithole country's insecurities ITT? Imagine having this much of a chip on the shoulder towards the US
SEETHING
USA #1 in everything even in shit we don't care about.
You care the most of any nation about this this sport though.
sneed
>this much of a hard-on for us
>p-per capita!!
Good way to say you lose more often than not
Mexican soccer and Canadian Hockey (since the USSR is done)
Americans are better than Englishmen at tennis and golf, upper class sports.
Male soccer? Lol some people still don't know who is messi or Ronaldo
No, you dumb cunt, the women's obviously.
Learn to read.
Maybe if you fucks could expand your mental capacity to think there's other sports to play besides "hurrr duurrr muh football" we could have some decent rivalries. Otherwise our reasons for being shit at soccer is because USSF are a bunch of brainlets who don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Much love tho bongs
well you sure as shit don't mog them at bball and its like the second most relevant sport and your league is highschool tier at best. just imagine what a bball game between us and uk would look like...
We don’t think about you.
You think about us every time you speak our language, fattie.
You do realize that the olympic committee limits the number of participants per country for each individual sport, right? It's not truly per capita. In most relevant sports there are nearly as many British participants as American
TYBD
England has literally never beat us at soccer when it actually matters