/hoc/

For me, it's Buncha Crunch.

@TSNBobMacenkzie
>hearing Shannon signed with superstore for 11.35 an hour

my favorite part of randalls argument earlier was that it would be difficult for a 22 year old w/ minimal responsibilites/no family/wife/kid obligations to relocate for a better career opportunity despite him already relocated to NA from his home country

bewildered

idk been too long

Exactly, such a retarded offer to make, but what more could you ask from a Canadian GM

does Shannon browse spee?

>still seething over offer sheets
is it 2 pm EST yesterday or something?

have sex and buy a clock

it's okay, canada has never done anything for me anyways.

Shannon founded Yea Forums, Poole was just his actor

it's äss pee retard

large doubt

@Nalle_Puh29 3m

whats the move tonight, famalamz? Me and sam are grillin n chillin at the lake house wonderin if any ladies wanna go out on the boat with us and the boys

When KFC dropped the double down I felt represented in the fast food community

did he do the dance? without his hat on?

the kitties will win the stanlee bowl next season

nhl.com/panthers/news/bobrovsky-i-want-to-win-the-cup-thats-why-i-chose-the-panthers/c-308173066

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But /hoc/, I AM Pagliacci...

shut up sven

The music of the `90s was the last bastien of real music. Nowadays people just make music to make money, and if they're not, they're not being heard. Ironically enough, all the punks HATED these guys for selling out and calling themselves punk-rock. Now they're old enough that no one cares; The Offspring made some great tunes, plain & simple!

fuck u

ridi, pagliaccio
sul tuo amore, infranto!

>It's July 3rd
>Following Bergevin's example Julien Briesbois offer sheets Jesse Puljujärvi
>2.5x3
>Wanting to get rid of the team retard, Oilers don't match
>Puljujärvi goes on to have a 60 goal season
>Game 7 of the SCF Tampa vs. Edmonton
>Double ot, game tied 2-2
>Both Bolts goals by Puljujärvi
>He comes up the right side, cuts in and successfully pulls off the Forsberg to clinch the game for Tampa
>Wins Conn Smythe
>Stamkos fills cup with wine
>Paquette pisses in it
>Puljujärvi fills it with drool
>Puljujärvi wakes up
>It was all a dream
>Cries himself to sleep after the realization that he'll be stuck with the Oilers until he's a UFA

eyyyyyy...

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If you can't fill more for a scrimage than Arizona your posting status is REMOVED
twitter.com/craigsmorgan/status/1144800638112534529

you leave my swedish brother alone, you damn yankee

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shut up tiimo

Is gay

>more filled than a regular season game
What could they mean by this?

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>Is FOR EVERYONE
ftfy

Underrated post

They're just there for the air conditioning.

Wtf dude why are you telling people?

i;m gonna go get chicken fingers, no one post while i'm gone plox thanks

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why not some healthy salad?

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it comes with coleslaw

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loogadadfuggenmungee

All that mayo tho?

why are all american sports leagues so pro-business instead of being pro-market?

>coleslaw
>healthy salad

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made out of egg. egg is a good source of protein.

there is literally nothing wrong with it

i was just kidding anyway. it comes with fries and cheese sticks.

based. fuck euros

got some eggs right here for you, lad

*rubs my balls in your face*

Coleslaw is better when it's really vinegary. Creamy coleslaw is for homos and the physically infirm. If you eat creamy coleslaw you'll never be a good hockey player because you're fat and gay

yes there is. it needs bookshelves, plants, and a nice dinner table for when you have people over

are canes fans even aware that aho signed the offer sheet and therefore wanted out? even his agent said he wanted to play for the habs instead of the relocanes

>93917383
why are you still trying to do this

bit harsh i reckon

You's all keep chatting shit about the queen and such but we got ourselves a gold medal and feckin finland ain't got one of thems so shit yer feckin holes you yankee separatists shits you don't know shit about hockey and yer all hill billys

when i worked at mcdonalds i used to make my own coleslaw with the shredded lettuce/carrots and red onions tossed with the big mac sauce shit was so cash

it's my first post regarding this. but as expected some canes fan is already easily butthurt

the best coleslaw is when you let the cabbage do the talking tbf. crisp cabbage when in season is absolutely delicious

i bet phil kessell eats the fuck out of some creamy coleslaw

youtube.com/watch?v=5GzMx9CnhVk

gonna fire up the lawn mower, my camaro, crank up the tunes, have some beers, and BBQ all at once lads

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>hockey is so dead people are talking about coleslaw

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If any you's tried to have a go at me puck I'd dickslap yer feckin ass cheeks so hard I reckon they'd be jigglin far a good 10-15 minutes due to the high fat content ye slobbish slovenly no ice sunbelt hill billy fuckaroo feckin DUMB feckin no puck no nothing hill billys

shut the fuck you damn leaf we beat you in hokki again shows how relevant you are nowadays

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carolina needs to hurry up and match the hasb offer sheet.

is there some dank database i can use to get caught up on all the /hoc/ memes? i'm only on Yea Forums because i have so much time what with school being out, and i'm trying to build my really neat meme folder, and make a collage for reddit.

Pffft in terms of gold medals Finland ain't European you's all are

EURO PEONS

meme that far me, wouldja, hoc?

Considering the yotes are the only good team in arizona now, they better like the yotes. Clayton keller will be a star there alongside curt schilling and randy johnson if he wins them a cup

They're going to take their sweet time doing it.

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i have a good collection of reddit friendly meme material on my personal hard drive. if you hand over your email address i can send some to you

Made some slaw at work today lads

FECK THE FECKIN COLONIES
Buncha hill billy eejits that couldn't dig the puck outta the corners if they was on A POWER PLAY

pre-proffesional medals shouldn't really count either desu

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you can reach me at [email protected]

Summer of Sam and all his antics like the youtube comments and now using multiple proxies for falseflagging as a brit or mick is starting to lose its charm

sorry GB but you are still a meme team till you manage to actually do more than just BARELY SURVIVE in the Top Division

just look at the group next year, all teams you lost against this year and the weakest team is Belarus which got promoted

your ass is getting relegated

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cope

this is so 80's that it takes me back to when i wasn't born yet....damn, that logo is SHIT

i know and I hate it. it's a log jam.

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Anglo genocide soon

We got haters sheeit must doing something right

Feckin NO GOLD feckin EURO PEON

JUST

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Aye lad. The sea was it? A cold minstrel she is....

>gloating with literal beer league level gold medals from the stone age
SAD
A
D
this is how low the great british empire has sunk..

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Blessed post
You're mentally ill. I'm here maybe 2 hours a day tops now

>newfag relocanes fan doesn't know the bong is an avs fan

Didja forget to get criongenically frozen til the year 3000?

>I spent like 20 seconds confusedly trying to emulate the hand gesture in your image

I'm fucking retarded.

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just took a selfie, lads

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Oh yes the finish empire that never existed, a fine thing to boast about

Reckon you oughta lick me nuts ye feckin EURO PEON

you can emulate the hand gesture by blowing up your finger with fireworks this july 4th

Couldn't agree more. I'm often baffled how that was ever approve to be used by the team.

I actually have a nordiques shirt when I went to Montreal a few years back. It’s not that bad of a logo compared to the 90’s isles and the buffaslug (2007 sabres)

>MEME HOCKEY COUNTRY HAAHAAHAHAHA
atleast try and get a bronze during these more modern times, its no longer top hats and tea tables. Even the French beat your ass and they were led by a GIRL

I been a bit aggressive tonight. Sorry lads our ladies got shrekt please don't take anything personally. I love Finland it's just banter

Lad it's fucking 29 I'm gonna die

It’s good Nigel. Were all frens here

not bantering rn, britland ought to be destroyed, and all britbongs ought to be enslaved.

It was 47 in Paris last week I couldn't believe that shite

woah dude get a jacket on thats cold! might freeze out htere

its okay bro banter and fist fights are brotherly love

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Story?

Well that's your opinion. That's your right. I may not agree, and I will fight to the death like my ancestors before me to take that right away from you. One day...

>29
>47
and the libs won't shut up about "global warming"

some dude who blew up his finger on canada day

Gals must be dying

17 for me lol. Get fucked fag

Is that an invite baby?

Underage ban lol

Wouldn't wish that shit on no one. Can't even sleep when it's like that

and the right won't shut up about "man doesnt affect it"

Oh I thought it was a selfie

The only part of global climate warming change I don't like is when me balls start sweating then dry out and I'm still out and about for the day

What’s the worst logo the NHL has seen? My take would have to be the original panthers logo

Ya bozo he was making a farenheit joke

ill make a joke about your flag if you dont know your place

lay off him, finns can't read.

Yikes

the original panthers logo was legendary. The current hurricaneslogi looks like fuckin SHIT hope Aho can escape that SHITHOLE

FUCK CAROLINA

Isles fisherman

do /pol/tards still believe climate change is some chink conspiracy?

find a nice quiet place for yourself whether at home or at work. Stick your hand down the front of your pants, and grab a whiff of your nuts. Then gently rub your fingers along the crack of your ass, don't finger your ass, just enough to grab a whiff of that too. Its important for us men to keep in tune with our bodies smells and scents

can't beat the classics

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/pol/tards don't really believe in anything unless it's politically efficacious

Just did this. Pecan mostly. A bit of salami.

>literacy rate in worldatlas.com
>Finland 100% rank 2
>United States 86% rank 125

HAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA

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huomenta

My posh friends all sit around drinking mojitos at the coolest clubs laughing at the Carolina hurricanes. Fuck the hill billys

The toilet bowl swirl of a hurrishits "logo" is one of the worst all time.

Just had a thought fellas

cheeky :^)

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>friends
You don't have to lie to us, it's ok

haven't had too many of those lately

montreal should unironically tank next year

you made that up btw

OH NO NO NO

who's /hoc/'s the official lol cow of the league next season

With the first pick in the 2020 NHL Entry Draft, the ________ _________ select, from Rimouski of the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League, Alexis Lafreniere.

Fill in the blank, /hoc/.

We /pup play/ now? It’s not sexual

yiff in hell

>no more pavs
>no more nyquist
>no more donskoi
It's not fair

At least you have Erik Karlsson!

sharks, wild, isles, oilers, hurricanes
take your pick

Florida Panthers
They doing 11D chess

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I'm sure jumbo can easily carry you guys to a second round exit

He's right tho
washingtonpost.com/news/answer-sheet/wp/2016/11/01/hiding-in-plain-sight-the-adult-literacy-crisis/?utm_term=.b5b4a4f4bd40

That bobrovsky contract is absolute shit, why aren't we talking about this more?

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Hey did you heat the news? The Rangers signed Amanda Kessel.

>no more nyquist
>no more donskoi
so?

got my chicken fingers lads

because the canes got cucked the fuck out. we also arent talking about my nuckies signing a bottom pairing d man for 6 million per either

Knight won't be fully ready for like 4 or 5 years so they needed someone like Bob to take over till then. Last 2 years he can be bought out or traded. It's not that hard to figure out.

>Thumb compensates for missing finger by continuing to grow

So that explains why they signed bob to an 8x10?

>signing any free agent for more than 5 mil
Yikes

boy this coleslaw slaps i tell you hwat

>8x10
Might want to recheck those numbers, hank.

It's okay user that's what Chekovich and Chmelevski are for

That contract is an albatross, I don't think you can move it easily and to buy out the last two years would be expensive for the Panthers.

>7x10
One year off, still doesn't explain the massive contract for a regular season goalie.

Lads we got ourselves a bit of time until the hockey

The cap is going to skyrocket when the new TV deal kicks in. Which is why these RFAs are wanting shorter deals so they can cash in when the cap goes up. 10mill a year won't be as bad as you guys are making it sound.

The Wild are winning 48 games next year please do not bother responding to this post I am from the future and my father works for Nintendo

wheel
snipe
celly
simple ass

And will miss the playoffs by 1 single point

92 days

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>Adelaide has 1 (ONE) point in 16 games played so far this season
lads what the fuck

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Wild are winning 36 games and Bourdreau is chased out in January in favor of Scott Arniel

stay strong bud work on your deadlift form in the offseason

Ads fans will never recover

this TWINK HOBGLOBIN is scoring FIFTY (50) GOALS this season, and basically, >your team will miss the playoffs.

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Still often find myself wondering about that question that some random /hoc/poster asked once, years ago now:
Is Alex DeBrincat actually a cat?

Alwx DeBrincat -> Alex the Strand Cat

Just had a thought, lads

Thinking about the time I did all the cocaine

Thinking about how I traded for detwincat in chel then played him into a 140 point season, signed him for 4.5 AAV x 5 years and still couldn't trade him

Thinkong about how my be-a-pro player netted 53 goals and a shitload of assists and still got demoted to the AHL because of occasionally being out of position in play

>Kaako, Panarin, Trouba, Fox

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Rangers make the final this year only to lose in 7 to the knights.
Lundqvist is never heard from again afterwards.
t. futureman

Burn in hell

>mild

my canesies :)

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Everyone in London laughs at the hurricanes

just farted, lads. Might want to crack a window

This is unironically what i was thinking too, but they lose in 6.

We don't really need two carolinas imo. They share teams for everything other than college sports. I vote Carolinas combine and Ohio gets split in two with Cleveland and Columbus being known as "fat fucking homo retard" and the rest simply "Ohio"

I was going to say that I'd be amazed if anyone in the UK knew who the Carolina Hurricanes were, but there's actually some huge Hurricanes fan club in England for god knows what reason, that's somehow connected to the Royal Navy. They even came over to see some games in person last year.

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Islanders rangers ECF. Isles win in 7 at MSG 2-0. Kappo kakko commits suicide after shaking hands with varlamov

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We don't really need separate countries for Canada and USA either tbqh

Loving this delusion

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I don't suppose you're also a Mets fan?

To be fair Manitoba has probably better fruit trees than most of North America too. Manitoba is essentially Italy

Not as delusional as rangers knights final considering vegas is a one time wonder :)

thinking about heading to rivet city now

Actually much more delusional.

SOMETIMES IT HURTS
SO BADLY I MUST CRY OUT LOUD
III AM LONLEY

wew lad

Lift weights
Gain height
Get a grip
Grow up
Jump boats
Make figures
Live life
Post >rags

>rags

Does anyone else partake in the inhalation of cannabis sativa forma Indica

no inhale jizz instead

>rags

>inb4 relocanes move to London

Ontario doesn't need anymore teams

gonna eat edibles all day for the 4th, lads

>Bongs start shitposting on /hoc/
>Bongs win the cup before Canada
Fuck it I'm sold. Let's get this shit done.

reminder that aho did NOT want to play in inbredlina and wanted to go to the habs instead

>still desperately clinging to the lies that Bergevin told you at the press conference
Sad!

aho signed the offersheet, you dumbfuck

reminder that the habs are the club of the MOST KEKED people in north america that didn't even get to fight a war for their independence, they just bent over for big daddy anglo's giant cock. no wonder frogs are so gay.

He agreed to the money and the term. That's it.
Sorry, bud. Your team got used by Aho's agent.

>rags

by signing the offersheet he affirmed that he wanted to play for the habs, you dumbfuck

>retard randy still claiming he wanted the canes to sign their best player to a five year contract that takes him into his first year of UFA
lul how long can this go on

>SIX-TY
>SEV-EN
>clap clap
>clapclapclap

For as long as you can keep propping up the strawman and talking to yourself about it.

TED FROM AKRON
*clap* *clap*
*clap**clap**clap*

is randy not even aware that a player has to sign an offersheet first? aho literally wanted out, otherwise he could've held out and got 9.5 x 7

He signed for the money

So you dont think it was good, randy?
of course not, hes only been watching hockey for months now

>he's still talking to himself about it

ah so he signed for the money to play anywhere else but carolina. got it

>retard randy is too bewildered to respond

ed is all riled up again lads

>shitolina faggots still being this easy to b8 over it
Far from a Hasb fan but it's hilarious to see Randy lose his shit at this one frog every time like clockwork

42*5 is 8 and change. Not 7 OR 9. Everybody here that isn't me is literally fucking retarded

fact of the matter is by signing an offersheet he wanted to play somewhere else

retard

Im giving you a nightcall
To tell you
How I feel

he was at least willing to

Theres honestly no way to spin this into a win for the canes, and randy is melting down over it.

Are we really fucking doing this shit again.

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THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN

Sharks fan checking in. For me, its the Dallas Stars.

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This but with everyone calling people randy anytime shit pertains to the hurricanes

Instead of complaining like a faggot, why not contribute to the thread retard.

sounds like cope

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>Leafs media already hyping Barrie up
Can't wait for his usual 2-to-4 month slump to kick in.

all you do is get easily butthurt at everything. it's so sad

I wouldn't want it an other way, because then it wouldn't be /hoc/

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poor randy locked in his cell again, that must be why he can't respond

guy sounds like a faggot

good to see canes fans cementing their place as the most asshurt fanbase on Yea Forums

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For me? Its home made mashed potatoes.

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Considering they got their right handed defenseman they’re gonna sorry anyway

Basically due to the amount of straight stupidity and negativity that encompasses all of Yea Forums, I have decided to stop participating in that community. Unfortunately that also includes this hockey pool. It's not so much a /hoc/ issue as much as it is the fact that the general attitude of the site no longer appeals to me, there is simply too much negativity flowing across the website, too many people with too much time on their hands with nothing of value to say, and just too many stupid stupid threads and posts that I am sick of seeing day after day. The longer I stayed, the more that stupidity and negativity started to creep into my own posts. It's no longer fun, which is a sure fire sign that it is time to leave. I'm aware I wasn't always the most positive poster either, but I did enjoy talking to the majority of you at one point or another.

If you see anybody posting from this point forward with the name Sam anymore, its not me.

Bye.

>Are we really fucking doing this shit again.

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>if I say that they're canes fans then they're canes fans
>is I say that they're butthurt then they're butthurt
Why even bother talking to anyone.

>this one frog every time
implying it's a frog
it's literally the same metro troll as it always is retard

shut the fuck up randy you perpetually mad faggot

fuck you sam, i hope you die young

you're not going to trick me, randy

Thankfully I’m a phone poster and don’t use Chan on my computes

>mention the canes
>"WAAAAAAAAAH DONT TALK ABOUT THE CANES"
>tell randy to stop being a faggot
>wtf i'm not randy i just happened to get upset at someone talking about the canes

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Basically due to the amount of straight stupidity and negativity that encompasses all of Yea Forums, I have decided to stop participating in that community. Unfortunately that also includes this hockey pool. It's not so much a /hoc/ issue as much as it is the fact that the general attitude of the site no longer appeals to me, there is simply too much negativity flowing across the website, too many people with too much time on their hands with nothing of value to say, and just too many stupid stupid threads and posts that I am sick of seeing day after day. The longer I stayed, the more that stupidity and negativity started to creep into my own posts. It's no longer fun, which is a sure fire sign that it is time to leave. I'm aware I wasn't always the most positive poster either, but I did enjoy talking to the majority of you at one point or another.

If you see anybody posting from this point forward with the name Ted anymore, its not me.

Bye.

time for brazil-argentina

Basically due to the amount of straight stupidity and negativity that encompasses all of Yea Forums, I have decided to stop participating in that community. Unfortunately that also includes this hockey pool. It's not so much a /hoc/ issue as much as it is the fact that the general attitude of the site no longer appeals to me, there is simply too much negativity flowing across the website, too many people with too much time on their hands with nothing of value to say, and just too many stupid stupid threads and posts that I am sick of seeing day after day. The longer I stayed, the more that stupidity and negativity started to creep into my own posts. It's no longer fun, which is a sure fire sign that it is time to leave. I'm aware I wasn't always the most positive poster either, but I did enjoy talking to the majority of you at one point or another.

If you see anybody posting from this point forward with the name Sam anymore its not me.

Bye.

fuck you ted, i hope you die young

So when posters like randy get upset at someone laughing at the aho situation it's other teams getting upset in behalf of the hurricanes? totally makes sense

Basically due to the amount of straight stupidity and negativity that encompasses all of Yea Forums, I have decided to stop participating in that community. Unfortunately that also includes this hockey pool. It's not so much a /hoc/ issue as much as it is the fact that the general attitude of the site no longer appeals to me, there is simply too much negativity flowing across the website, too many people with too much time on their hands with nothing of value to say, and just too many stupid stupid threads and posts that I am sick of seeing day after day. The longer I stayed, the more that stupidity and negativity started to creep into my own posts. It's no longer fun, which is a sure fire sign that it is time to leave. I'm aware I wasn't always the most positive poster either, but I did enjoy talking to the majority of you at one point or another.

If you see anybody posting from this point forward with the name Randy anymore, its not me.

Bye

You're mentally ill.

Yikes this has been the worst thread ever

And suddenly. /hoc/ got 3 times better.

so randy finally got bullied off /hoc/ huh?

we love you randy, and hope you live well :)

How many cities/fanbases have an imaginary friend in /hoc/ that everything gets blamed on?

>Ed from Edmonton
>Sam from Winnipeg
>Randy from Raleigh
>Ted from Akron
Are there any more? Should there be?

Mike from New York

Doug in Duluth

get ready to get called one of them

Ya boiling

Chad from Detroit here, ama

bubba lee from nashville

It's my first meme boys, be gentle

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Pekka from Finland

My gimmick is telling everybody I'm hardly here when they blame shitty posts on me then getting angry when people refuse to acknowledge me

yeah i get it you're totally not a canes fan you just get upset for no reason when someone brought up aho getting an offersheet

most are fake but randy is real
you can tell by the way he gets extremely asspained and has to defend everything the relocanes do. No other person does this.

>but what more could you ask from a Canadian GM
>Blues GM is Canadian
Winning the stan lee. But you wouldnt expect a finngoloid to understand

No matter where you are from or what your name is, You'll always be a friend to me :-)

My cock
Is erect

I knew that Ted never left us.

/cric/ once told me that canes fans are like the india of /hoc/ because they get upset so easily and cannot handle the bants

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lmao based
nuke will come soon

Are Yuri and Randy the same person?

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O shit

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its because they are newfags, i remember when I was a newfag I used to get upset when people ran down my team and try to defend them instead of just going with the memes.

What part of North America are you guys from and who's the nearest college/minor/junior club to you

I'll start: Puerto Rico/ Lehigh Valley Phantoms

So from my understanding this certain poster isn't Randy, a Canes fan, or gets easily butthurt. He's just a random American from some random American team that always gets mad whenever the Canes get brought up. How odd.

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hey. >your team suck

>golden niggers

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

twitter.com/cool3dworld/status/836981670632964096?s=21

How deep does this rabbit hole go?

you're right

>“We have to figure out what’s best for myself,” Seider said. “Maybe it’s in the AHL with Grand Rapids. Maybe the CHL (Owen Sound has his junior rights). But why not stay in Mannheim? It’s one of the best organizations in Europe. We won a championship last season.”
what le fuck
why would they draft a player in 6th place and send him to play with amateurs
not feeling this "sport" at all

How do you respond when someone tells you that you're mad when you're not actually mad?
If you say nothing, they take that as proof that you're mad.
If you try to contradict them, they take that as proof that you're mad.

>not mad
>Are we really fucking doing this shit again.

teenage dmen in the nhl are pretty rare. usually takes them a couple years to develop.

Just made an edmonton in my alberta

I don't bother autistically trying to defend every move my team makes, or autistically defending every player like some sjw retard.

AHL is a pro league, if you didn't know

>like some sjw retard
Oh shit, we have a big youtuber in our midst.
Tell us more about how you thought Vision was trans.

how long does he have to slave away until he gets a shot at NHL?

he's 18. so until he's good enough

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hard to say. look at somebody like cale makar. he spent 2 years after being drafted in the ncaa before finally playing in the nhl. he seems to have developed fine. somebody like miro heiskanen spent 1 extra year in finland and had a very strong rookie season when he finally entered the nhl.

A few years, 2-3 most likely because the wings have some shit contracts currently that come off the books which allows them to sign their young players like him once he is ready by then. Its why the wings did all these 2 year deals, that way they arent in deep shit if some of these young guys arent ready come fall. >we will be okay, lad

i have no idea what you're talking about. Just saying I am a big fan of not falling for shit b8 team related shitposting. obviously you cant resist.

dude you are really mad

>Yzermans first big moves as GM are to reach up to draft a german bust and sign valteri filpula to a contract in 2019
Tell me again why everyone thinks he's a good GM?

**siiiiiip**

That's standard behavior
Makes sense that the canesfag is new since so is 90% of their fans

he got lucky drafting a few manlets that other gms didnt want to take a risk on

I'm tired of sharing this shithole with dumb niggers who deliberately misinterpret shit.

Yeah, exactly. At what point does the newfag learn to handle the banter? randy has been here at least 6 months

you love getting upset at trivial shit

/cric/
we run this general

real mad

ATTENTION:

>wongs

THAT IS ALL

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then go away, anger man.

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They Canes can get fucked.

Brass Bonanza forever.

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

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>”muh bust right away!”
Haha yes /hoc/ is always great analysts even thought the kid hasn’t even played a game yet!

I just want to be able to have conversations with people.
But it always just devolves into
>you're mad
>cope
>seething
>bootyblasted
>made-up name
fucking over and over again.
They'll just pull accusations out of their ass that have nothing to do with anything that anyone said, but you can't clarify anything for them; that just becomes the new reality.
You can't resolve any issues. You can't keep talking about whatever you were trying to talk about before.
It's the dumbest goddamned thing in the world, and I can't imagine what kind of broken retard would take pride in this.

shut the fuck you perpetually upset faggot

you're mad

hey guise... hockey...

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so yeah, you're mad

He just wanted to talk about hockey, lads.
What have we done.

stop

I still remember when I didn't go trip because I was the only Canes fan on this board.

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wheres the based cringe vocaroo at?

>choosing the off season to have a nervous breakdown
I can see the advantages...

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If you were the only (other) Whalers fan that might be worth tripping over. As it is admitting you like the NHL's shittiest franchise is like admitting you're an Orioles AND an Angelos fan.

maybe this place isn't for you, chief.
go back

Depends on what kind of minutes and special teams time he'll get in Mannheim. If he's being sheltered there then it would be better if he goes and plays in the OHL where he'll get a chance to be the top dman on his team. At this stage it's best to get these young players into as many different situations as possible to give them experience and confidence in those roles, because it will tougher to get those minutes at the higher pro levels.

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>this place
It didn't use to be this way.

Hartford will never ever get a team again lmao.

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Uhh yes it was.

you dont remember
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>mad
>at sandwiches
I feel you user.

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>when you spend an hour raging on an internet forum because a FUCKING LEAF said a guy didn't want to play in carolina anymore

>Acting like the Wolf Pack don't exsist

>randy in full meltdown mode
cringe

This thread is moving so fast that no one will notice that im gay and retarded and my penus dont work

>this thread
The state of canes fans. 3 hours of trying to convince anonymous posters that he's not mad while getting mad while everyone else laughs at him as he continues to get mad.

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Yeah I still believe relocanes posters are the worst people on /hoc/ after tripfags and Sean.

So did the canes owner manage to round up enough funds on his go find me page to match that offer on aho?

>sean
>not based

An NHL team user. Wolf pack works because it’s a local team, even if they’re an affiliate of the >rags. A major team in Hartford is doomed regardless due to TV, location (fighting between NY and boston for people to watch you will never work) and the overall small ass market.

>acting like they really wanted to settle for an AHL team

absolutely fucking boiling

hi randy

Thread isn't moving that fast ya flacid dumb clown.

Laughing at him is probably the only based thing about him.

Go away, Sean.

Have we considered exactly what it is that fuels Randy's incessant shitposting? Is it the constant feeling of incestuous post-coital bliss? The feeling of dumpster meth coursing through his penniless veins? Or is it simply a lack of brain cells that he's able to devote to hockey-based thought as a result of living below the Mason-Dixon line?

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More like Fartford

Time for his bottle and bed

So is the snes actually going to field an AHL team next season? have they even signed more than like a handful of players yet

more like gayleigh

a mix of the first one and the third one

>anxiously keeping ten tabs open
>not using thread watcher

i'm not mad fuck you guys

Why trip at all. Granted I get the only fan feel but I didn't even go to hoc or gamethreads till recently cause I expected it to be all people calling canes shit. It sorta is that though...

In what way do we add Randy to this?

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>adding free agents to fuck your cap up
They have plenty of prospects to add to their roster next season. No need to waste future cap space on over valued bums that were let go by other teams.

needs a dollar general/walmart uniform laying on the floor with his nametag

i'm bored of entertaining randy's never-ending asspain. lets talk about something else

I did it for the gamethreads at first. 90% of the time I don't even use the trip, desu I only turn it on now to shitpost or trigger others.

don't they have any contracts going up? maybe I got things mixed up

Not sure what you mean by this.

Then why were you sperging out yesterday?

absolutely based randy working /hoc/ into a seethe

thats probably why they traded for zaitsev and hainsey. heavy contracts that will get them over the capfloor this year.

Sorey puritan but the dawgs are gonna stop you

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Bedtime Randy

i'm not seething your seething because you think i'm seething because i think randy is seething because randy doesn't think he's seething, even though he's seething.

Laying out bait and the frogs bit.

>when you're filming your silver playbutton video but your dumbass stepdaughter talks while you're recording

Porn hub is Canadian.

not sure what any of that means mate

i use ask jeeves

...Will they take Backes

AHEM

>shannon has more subs than steve dangle
kek

Now that you mention it so was August Ames

Steve is more niche you have to remember with all the LFR’s. He’s pretty much a leaf youtuber and the same applies for brian5or6

shannon

ahhhh good for him

BUY MY BOOK

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See? We arnt all that bad friend.

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DID I MENTION I WROTE A BOOK?

Hate this fucking faggot

i've never watched a dangle vid bc i don't give a SHIT about the laffs
is he worth checking out?

not really. 90% of his stuff is laffs content

He’s okay. The good thing is that he actually does use sources like capfriendly and analyzes what happens in a trade. His jihadri video was pretty good

I've only seen him once on sportsnet, and it was just a cloaeup of his face and within 5 seconds he was just screaming basic hockey opinions at the camera, within 10 seconds i had turned it off, and now everytime he is on the radio or tv i.immesiatly change stations.

Youtubers, especially ones like this guy (nothing of real value to say, just has a cheap gimmick that involves yelling) are never worth checking out.

I troll people about watching THG but id watch his videos over Steve Faggle anyday.

>he actually does use sources like capfriendly

Amazing. Sounds like a really smart guy. How would i ever form basic opinions if this guy did not read cap friendly for me. Good thing we have youtubers like him to explain the most basic of things to me. Without him i'd be lost.

Btw i'm clinically retarded and need help wipingbmy own butt.

I'm probably just gonna get some cheap glasses from Costco because fuck Justin Bieber.

john lennon sunglasses lad?

Where do you live

Nah, I can't.
Winnipeg.

Oh i was gonna say just go to.chinatown and by knockoffs but.

I need a prescription.

my glasses are fake gucci

Whatever happened to kreayshawn

Nice. I'm gonna get some EasyClips with the transition lenses probably.

my coworker had transition lenses and didnt really like them. he said it takes too long for them to transition over. the commercials totally lie.

gucci gucci
louis louis
fendi fendi
prada
basic bitches wear dat shit so i don't even botha

i agree with him

How long ago was this?

One big room

Full of bad bitches

around last summer

Get contacts you friggin nerd

Get lasik surgury you fucking geek

Ok cool, will save me 50 bucks.

More cowbell

that flap they cut open in your eye looks scary

Youtube videos about hockey are for brainlets, I only get my hockey opinions from the resurrected corpses of murdered eskimos, you chumps couldn't even begin to understand

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I leave /hoc/ for a couple hours and it devolves into the gayest thread I've seen since I've been back.

I had a friend who got it and it worked out well. Although i have glasses too and probably wouldnt.

I get mine by summoning the spirit of Dan Snyder

I form my own opinions through personal research because im not a fucking idiot

>still doesn't explain the massive contract for a regular season goalie.
Could be worse. I mean look how fucked the habs are with Carey Price's contract.

He's rich and I'm wishin', um, he could be my Mister Yum
Delicious to the maximum, chew him up like bubble gum
I'm his pretty party favor, he says I'm his favorite flavor

how can you tell if the opinion is correct or not if there isnt a funny meme picture attached?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photorefractive_keratectomy
had this done in 2004
20/10, 20/15, just like the day they lazzored me

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I decided I'm just gonna order some shitty vegan pizza instead of cooking. I'm not gonna waste my culinary talents on people with no taste.

Look at this loser who uses his brain what kind of bitch actually thinks for themself kek get a life you fuckin scrub

Finna

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>92 days

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that the spirit

firing up the switch boys

is that worse? their contract values are similar and they'll be the same age when their contracts are over

>vegan pizza
order a real pizza you piece of shit

92 days is not that long. July is half over, soon it will be August. Plus you sleep more than half the time. Plus weekends and holidays. It's like 2 weeks when you really think about it.

>tfw haven't turned mine on in over a year

BING BING
although unironically same

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big enough joint there, rick?

He's cooking dinner for his wife and her boyfriend, both vegans.

he's ordering for some unwanted vegan guests
>pay attention asshole

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That was a Seinfeld reference u zoomer fuck.

>no funny meme picture
Cringe

Tomorrow you'll wake up and before you know it the Playoffs are on

Huomenta :)

Bing Bing vs xheattle dickgirls for homo cup

seinfeld and trailer park boys are less than 3 years apart you bad memory having fuck

would you accept a job as the assistant to the travelling secretary for >your team?

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Yeah but youre a pleb zoomer so you probably never even heard of trailer park boys until it went to netflix

I remember coach watched tpb too so one season we named our plays after characters

threads been up for nearly 6 hours and you lads haven't maxed it yet.

meanwhile divegrass is putting posts in deep and maxing out in 40 minutes. Apply yourselves.

Yes, considerin what georges job title actually was, he had unfettered access to the entire organization. It would be great.

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yes. I am a neet. Plus since >my team is the debbies I get to take that sweet burger money back home.

Gcw is big time now. Mexico, Japan, vans warped tour.

only if i get to watch brad marchand fuck my wife every night

Hell yeah

Literally no signings today like wtf. At least none noteworthy enough to get an alert.

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Leaving for work in ~40min.

Don't say unfettered you fucking dweeb

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is there any /hoc/ on at all lads?

Oh im sorry i forgot they dont teach zoomers big words like that.

Not according to bet365

>Contract talks between Vegas and G Malcolm Subban are expected to get fully underway this week, as was the plan.

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>tfw 2 years

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HOW CAN WE HAVE /HOC/ WITHOUT ANY /HOC/? HOW DO WE KEEP DOING THIS EVERY YEAR?

i have some hockey

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k*ppers keeps /hoc/ alive by posting using her 12 proxies.

>Seattle _______
well /hoc/? Where will Dickgirls fans be coming from?

>xheattle

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now THIS is epic

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The 50th anniversary logo for the nucks

Hope someone else is making a thread

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