ENGLAND versus USA thread #3

That's an urban myth.

MJAU :3

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Ewe essay

For me its Alex

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probably just as crazy too

you, and your country, are a joke

tl;dr

based

fuck the redcoats go merica w00t

I love Hope Solo.

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You're objectively wrong.

based and 1776pilled

Montgomery was a better general

Lads how do I get Rose Lavelle to hold hands with me?

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Ok lads

Let’s fuck this off for Love Island now

Come join me at Yea Forums in the best general on all of Yea Forums

Where are my /lig/ lads at?

Why is women soccer so white???

I miss Engen so much bros :(((((((((

>Canada
LOL

based

>It's time for your circumcision, user.

>This is America. All males have to be circumcised. If you don't, you're discriminating between yourself and the Jewish community. Discrimination falls under hate speech laws so if you refuse this procedure, we'll have to call the cops. You'll go to prison for hate crimes and the prison doctors will probably end up performing the procedure on you there anyway (for prison health and safety), so it's best to not make a fuss and just get it done here this afternoon.

>Oh don't be scared, sweetie. It's a totally painless procedure, and wait til you experience all the health benefits! Plus the ladies like it better. Your sex life is about to improve a lot, trust us. Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Those silly European doctors all have anti-semitic bias. Europe currently has an epidemic of male urinary tract infections - something the biased 'lame stream media' won't tell you. Plus they can't even afford to do this procedure on a wide enough scale because their healthcare is dead broke - soshalism doesn't work. We have the best healthcare system in the world. By the way the total cost will be six gorrilion dollars, plus taxes (the taxes go to Israel), plus a 'tip'....heh heh. Our system says your insurance that you pay $500 a month for won't cover this procedure so you're going to have to pay out of pocket. We accept Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Diner's Club, UnionPay, JCB and Discover.

>Ok! Here's your gown, take the second right down the hallway and get changed. The nurses will prep you. We'll begin the procedure by standing for the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag (of Israel) and by saluting Our Beautiful President, The God Empress of the United States, our first Jewish president, Ivanka M. Trump! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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based and westpilled

Nice pasta bro

Half time LUCKY JERVIS for LUCK

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Hope Solo sounds like a cartoon character

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Genuinely makes my skin crawl how obsessed Yanks are with 1776.

I'm sorry, but did England already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? England are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the Europe for how many years now? They're playing one of the best band of dykes who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a semi final. But you know what? They still fucking suck. England are one of the best fucking teams in the world, they went 3-0 in the group stage and would of been team of the tournament if the Parris didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when England wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, USA just hit the ball out of bounds. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-England topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

I'd rather be dead than ever go on Yea Forums again

>our american style of football

bitch what? your "style" is fucking league 1 tier

Any other americans rooting for England? Soccer in America, especially women's soccer, is the sport for sois, women, faggots, and leftists. Would love to see the butthurt if this faggot team lost

On the other hand, I hate English faggots so I'm divided on this

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fuck off pedo

How do you think their feet smell like bros

Fuck the lobsterbacks

>tfw the men will never reach a semifinal

god I wish we werent so fucking shit

shut that pretty mouth up faggot

>Americans and making everything political
Name a more iconic duo.

hopefully Kaepernick will ban the USWNT for the crime of encouraging patriotism, which is offensive to all people of colour.

post more hunks

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Because Europe besides France is white and soccer is for middle class white girls in the US

HAHAHHAHA England got so fucking rekt

If Alex Morgan had any kind of a rack, shed be approaching a 10/10

Unironically bc immigrants keep their women at home

>Love Island
What a raging fat poofter you are

what happened in 1776?

Fuck the EU

scenes when England celebrate the equaliser by pretending to fire assault rifles into the crowd

some real munters in the englel team

>that macarena

Any snacks lads?

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Militaristic brainwashing from the government and media, have you not noticed it here?

Belgian TV is showing the games of USA and England up until the semi-final.
For Eng vs Cameroon, they don't even talk about their chimp out. They don't dare to criticize it bc they don't want to be treated as racist

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sneed

Not surprised a tripfag likes normie crap like luv island

>sois
ok retard

>wide shoulders
>muscly, little feminine fat
>no hips
>dr kim nose
>outline of penis clear to see

that's gonna be a
Y I K E S
from me, pal

Imagine being so cucked that you let a jew brand the dick of every male in your country with their religious beliefs.

CAN ENGLAND STILL DO IT user?

>Not powerpoint slideshows
>Not soap opera level of writing
>Greatest work isn't MHA like Yea Forums says
>Actually has surreal elements and humor
>More to it then lolis
I'm objectively right

Kill yourself forever

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Have sex

Mexicans and beheadings

We told you to fuck off

lol you sound like an insufferable person tbqh

>pizza insurance

Rapinoe situation brought the light to the fact billions of women every year are lost to menstruation. We can do better than that.

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This is such a one-way obsession.
Must be how the Germans feel about us.

BETTER SLAGS HERE

BETTER SLAGS HERE

BETTER SLAGS HERE

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was watching some at the gym, it's so fucking bad

>both goals off shitty passes, no defense

>almost own goal

>zero defending, playmaking

>t-they could beat Messi

I'm watching the game alone at a Hooters bar right now. There's this hot as fuck waitress who keeps coming up to me wanting to serve me stuff. Being super nice. I think she wants the D bros.

Holy shit lol

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bong gal REKT

Bronze is bleeding!

is that a dick?

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>other players pretend to be school children huddling behind doors

Fuck off and stay there you fat attention seeker. And don't shit up the apprentice threads when that starts again wanker.

APPY AND GLORIUS

Alex morgan is so sexy....

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>rooting against your own country to own the libs
yeah, no

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Fuck off, you queer twat

>American dykepuck players
Actually nice people and can be likeable

>American dykeball players
All unlikable and arrogant cunts

I KNOW THIS ONE!

What happened ?

cringe

>rapin hoe hamstring injury

TRUMP CURSE IS REAL AHAHAHA

Ignore her. Focus on your sports.

Please be extra time, I want more opportunities for brappers shots.

*immediately boots it out of bounds*

ok this is epic

remember to tip her well bro, she'll definitely go home with you

Is that Frank from American Pickers?

Banter

I bet rapinoe gave this ref the ol lickaroo before the match to get favorable treatment

mmm gimmie dat chub

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Someone post those cuties of questionable age in the audience.

BASED Alex Morgan
tea slurping br*tbongs eternally btfo

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Absolute state.

A woman scoring from 30 yards

TRUMP CURSE IS REAL

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The Dolla?

england need 2 up front

You might wanna see a doctor pal

braap braaap braaap braaap

Kek

Aw shucks... there's no way a girl like that would ever want anything to do with a guy like me...

>england in charge of no taking it too far

What a fucking horseshit ref, how on earth do you not instant book that with a repeat offender when you instantly book England for a similar offense?

Leftypol screaming because the girls are behind

Rorke in the pub with the boys not giving a shit

based ref

kek

i know what u mean dude

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THIQQE

Could the USA women's team have a chance against whoever's bottom of the conference?

have sex

Did I do well Yea Forums?

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>ertz

American jokes always remind of the ones children would make.

Fuck that bitch.

They joke about school shootings all the time. It's mainstream in uk

>ow ow ow ow

why is the brazilian guy being a bitch?

Killing kids at home and abroad is taking it too far

lel

No, just pointing out conservative hypocrisy and being against taxing the poor.

Because America can win it without actually putting effort into it. Notice how we don't give a shit about men's soccer.

@FBI. Right here officer

have sex

post profile pic

Utterly based

NEARLY!

SEETHING

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>Getting disrespected by huehues this hard
FUCKING LEAFS

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You krauts disgust me.

>british finishing

if England win I can watch London pride and the game in a pub on the same day

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Basically Yea Forums cup

>Ameridives

ikr so childish

Very well

>Ameridives

Fucking cringe

Yeah let's enjoy the hilarious sophisticated humor of Mr. Bean and Graham Norton

she likes to come inside the fullback

>germans
>excrement fetish

every time. you fucks are disgusting.

O O F

Alex

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Hey lads.. Remember me?

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Justin Trudeau's social awkwardness is hilarious. Until I remember I'm also socially awkward

the state of these challenges

>watching this shit to pass the time till Messi/Brazil

soon lads

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looks like he was pointing him to the other guy though

shit was way offsides anyways, but no bicycle kick?

>cheeky tea celebration
>ATLEAST WE DON'T SHOOT UP OUR SCHOOLS U FUCKING AMERICUNT

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VAR

Every penalty kick not at the spot should be a direct kick

LMAO

what is the significance of this woman?

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based batigol reference

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

but choke on what piers?

Why don’t they just use their hands

Can we play football please
Both teams just get the fuck up

MURDER BALL STARTS

nice

trudeau is a known cuck

haha woah never seen this before!

England will win this game check them

>divegrass

>These are the best women in the world
>Sloppy passing
>Sloppy defense
>Sloppy everything

Fuck me women are shit.

you mean based

fuck Trudeau

Yeah school shooting jokes are mature

If it ends in a tie, do they go for extra time or era penal

broken legs incoming

Hey England, remember the times we saved your ass in World Wars 1 and 2?

fuck England

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woah

It's funny how Piers is made out to be le extreme right winger, yet he's really just another cuckservative

yeah

I'm gay

love how triggered this cup is making polcels

go for it

Go back to R*ddit retard

Now THIS is DIVEGRASS

>women's soccer
oh man, its so bad lads, its so bad

I gotta say this is more entertaining than copa america.

>I am pretty disgusted by the growth of soccer in America
It's just border-hoppers bringing their shit culture over here. It will never surpass our football, or basketball, or even baseball. Let the savages have their inferior sport.

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Damn they’re all flopping Hahahaha

>ameridives

AMERICAN DIVING

Yea?
Thanks

Welcome to women's sports

This is spicy af

America's diving is fucking laughable

LMAOOOOO THESE FUCKING FOULS

Women's footballers should play in latex bodysuits so they're more aerodynamic

English bants are by far the worst in the UK

someone must have shown the English hoes Morgan sipping tea

Awwwh let’s hope they win then x

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HOW I FIND AMERIFAT WOMAN TO MARRY AND WEASEL MY WAY TO A VISA!!!???

MURDERBALL

School-shootings are ridculous in a first-world nation though, you deserve mocking for it.

THAT'S A LOT OF WHISTLING

are these yanks ever off their arse?

>sweden
>yes

England will go through, dubs confirm it

Brits bringing their thug game into the 2nd half

fucking chad

Remember the time we saved your arse in world war 3?

This ref was definitely bribed by the septics

england need ndombele to play

how is that not a foul

had a dream several years ago that england won this game

Dude fat and school shootings lmao
Nevermind that all my rights are being stripped 2 school shootings happened lmao

Female commentator:
>the USA back line was suspiciously straight

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cameroon 2.0

You're acting as if there isn't some inbred bitch from England on the ground right now crying.

>Rapinoe out with a hamstring injury

>injured IN TRAINING

Trump curse is 100% real

>pink hair

you fucked up. enjoy your mentally ill gf

>they don't want more grills becoming athletic soccer qts
sad

England out there playing thugball. Guess Islam has had a negative influence after all

>abroad
Lol is uk now some pacifict small asian country now. Dude you do that too. You starved millions of bengalis for no reason

I was told by the mainstream media that women didn't dive, wtf is happening?

Soviets saved everyone's asses in ww2
French saved your asses in the revolutionary war

>arse

Business idea: VAR for flopping

God damn White is the typical ugly looking Brit

Press is eating Broze’s lunch

heard she has nudes but no one has leaked it

Having a school shooting more than once a day is a joke

2019...i am forgotten

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shes on her period she will be back for the final

Umm sweaty why dont you look up the number of ships and troops that were American on d-day vs how many were English

why are the english players such dirty players?

these bulldykes flop more than the fruitcakes in real soccer the fuck am i watchin

>Hate women's football and their whiny entitlement
>Hate these overrated smug broads in the US team
>Rest of the world absolutely SEETHING crying about America again
USA USA USA, come on dykes who can't defeat U-15 boys, bring it home

GET HER OFF THE FIELD
SEND THAT DIRTY GIT OFF
CAN'T SPAEYK

>American hates Whites
Shocking.

Yes I do remember the movie Threads where you took the bombs for us
Good guy England

wait
is that actually her
holy fuck

>Remember
Yes I'm well over 100 years old user.

Fuck off, retard.

Based

>flopping
proxy off yank

>Getting a gf from a dating app
Mate the hair color doesn't matter, I would never do that.

>flopping
FOY

that ball was clearly out of bounds

English women should make themselves available more... to each other.

Except she broke it when she single handedly beat France you retarded leaf.

KoTH, South Park, Sneedsons and Archer are based but most other shit is garbage for manchildren soibois

Fucking hell, England need to calm it down a bit with these long balls to literally no one.

/thread

fuck off tripfag

Yes, they are stripping away your rights in america

Just like the victims, school shooting jokes never get old.

>the only rights that matter to americans then is having guns and being able to say "kill all niggers"

>tfw agreeing with a tripfag

Not even close, shart.

>tfw bombing England on the field while we bomb Iran

I CAN HEAR

What is with those voices lmao

IT'S A HAIL MARY LADS.

These yanks are soft as shite

>not watching pickle rick

Yea I saw that too

new word for you there seppo

>diving in to defect a slow ball singing along the ground

Remember that one war we didnt help america with that they had with the rice farmers

Soviets saved everyone in the sense that nazis wasted all their ammo shooting them

>implying anything was saved because of Germany's downfall

Sure, she says she's open minded - but you'll get done fingering her arse for fifteen minutes only for her to shut her legs the moment you try to slide your cock in.

We are slowly americanizing your language. Stay obssesed, and enjoy the ride

>tripfag
>turbo autist

pottery

>Frequent school shooter drills in elementary
Such freedom

i asked /x/ who would win
they told me the lakers

yikes

FACKING DO IT FOR DONNIE TRUMP YEH USELESS BONGS

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Someone post the stream

Come on England!!

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These girls sound like seagulls cawing desu

that was a fucking dive, are you kidding me?

exposed yourself

>Failing the school shooting seminar.
How the fuck do you mongoloids remember to breath

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>t. investigated by police for saying mean things or viewing videos of wrongthing
>t. no recourse

Sorry Morgan and Press are actually hot

Kys already leftypol. Why do you hate your country this much.

>media and friends have all been hyping up how good this world cup is and how the technical quality has improved
>decide to give the semi final a watch
>its shit

Based

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First that was one war, and the war was france's fault

Harry Kane warming up to come up.

Remember when 40% of your country was obese? Oh wait that's right now

We don't take it like you do
You've accepted increased surveillance and saying things going against the government leading to arrest in the name of "ur racist if you don't like this lmao"

Jill Scott is the Adam Lallana of women’s football

>BRITS USE DIFFERENT WORDS LOOOL
>1776 REDCOATS LOOOL
>TEA-DRINKING LOOOOL
There, every joke an American is capable of making and will ever make for the next 10,000 years.

haha woah epic

this, ate seagulls

why the fuck are women so loud

The score will be 4-2 to England

here you go mate
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0006hvh/fifa-womens-world-cup-2019-semifinal-england-v-usa

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>doubting the curse

Handle the banter, retard.

>t.shoots up his own schools

>BRINGING THAT SHITTER KIRBY ON INSTEAD OF STANWAY

FUCK OFF NEVILLE!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

2-2, 3-2 min 116.

trains them to run fast though

lol
why do you hate dead kids so much?

>USA
LOL

is that the best you've got, ameriscum? how does it feel knowing that the united "most free country in the world" states of america is actually LESS FREE than Grenada, Latvia, Slovakia and Liechtenstein? kek!

freedomhouse.org/report/countries-world-freedom-2019?order=field_fiw_aggregate_score&sort=desc

"The United States is arguably the world’s oldest existing democracy. Its people benefit from a vibrant political system, a strong rule-of-law tradition, robust freedoms of expression and religious belief, and a wide array of other civil liberties. However, in recent years its democratic institutions have suffered erosion, as reflected in partisan manipulation of the electoral process, bias and dysfunction in the criminal justice system, flawed new policies on immigration and asylum seekers, and growing disparities in wealth, economic opportunity, and political influence."

I tried but i'm too much of a brainlet and i guess most of the jokes went over my head and didn't laugh much so it didn't click

Fucking hell these american women are really athletic, but they don't have a fucking clue how to tackle. They just flail their legs.

For me its Rose Lavelle

Don't forget Harry Potter references

This dude literally had to beat off hordes of women trying to grab his ass.

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Is this that hilarious British humor I keep hearing?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Same. I don’t think either team understand what it means to keep possession.

>kick it off your foot
>surprised you dont get it back

Have England forgotten which end the US goal is?

>no bad teeth joke
>no Neville Chamberland joke
>no joke about Islam

Did you even try, user?

dab on these limeys, Aunt Jemimah!

>Sign in or register
Fuck OFF

> school shooting jokes
>americans use different words haha
> drumpf hahaha

The USA has been in a game of my own and the world has a lot of good team to win and then the game is a good time and I have a team of people who have been very important to the team and I think they have a great time

Fucking French. Should have just pulled a Churchill and starved their colonies into submission

t. errr no.

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but lalana is a manlet
>you now remember yaya pickig him up and ragdolling him

his face is a bit scuffed desu

did you really expect more than a sunday league kickabout?

>next 10,000 years
>implying the USA will make it past the 22nd century

Lads?

Do you reckon Phil Neville exploits his position as manager to get close to the women and abuse them sexually?

>She's a tier 10

what the fuck did they mean by this?

USA is going to win :)

>mead off
huh?

look mate, the word is "OFFSIDE"

west brit

*passes to literally nobody*

Why does England have more blacks than us??????

here you go lad
cmore.se/sport/spel/11990101-england-usa?playing=1

Fuck sake, I can see England equalising and then Pink Dyke coming on and dabbing on us then delivering equal pay to America and everyone loses.

OMG BROS LE TRUMP CURSE IS REAL PRAISE KEK SHADILAY

Have you seen London?! HAAAAAAHAHAHA

Underrated by low IQ plebs?

>no Neville Chamberland joke
>Implying more than 0.01% of Americans know who Neville ChamberLAIN was

>He can't deny his rights are being stripped and he can't be on Yea Forums soon without a porn licence
>Got to think of a joke to deflect from my lack of argument
>Dude people died lmao

Yeah you take it in the arse

ALLLLLLLLLLLLEXXX JONESYYYY

Keep in mind, thots will always prefer the misogynist chad rather than the misogynist nerd

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No he's a manlet incel.

>Based
perfect usage

aren't they all lesbians?

i heard he dont go in the locker room

neck wider than my thigh

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hahhaha continental btfo

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what the fuck are you trying to say? are you high?

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>mfw two days and 300 years ago in the final battle with the english george washington impaled the king of england with old glory and shouted USA USA USA USA
;_;7 feels so good to be american lads

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America will win. Dubs confirm.

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>No reverse-colonization joke
>No jokes about the queen
m8 are you even trying

Heth looks like that loco aunt that have 3 cats and goes out jogging at 5 in the morning every fucking day.

how the fuck do they do this

I NEED A MONSTER TO CLOBBAH THAT THERE KIRBY

Calm down England, it's only a game :)

The fuck was that?

Lads...

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Well that's probably why Churchill had undying hatred of the French.

these passes are so fucking easy how can you not pass fucking 2 yards jesus fucking christ

OH NO NO NO NO NO
YAAA BLEWWWWWWWWWWWWW IT

Jfc woman

>people pay to watch this shit

I would rather watch highschool boys play.

FC PORTO

Bitch thought she was a male player

nah, but he does demand they they give him their sweaty knickers and socks after the game

Why aren't we packing the team with trannies lol

should i buy this or dog food?

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For all of yous who cant get your stream going I will provide a update of the action
>Nothing's happening
>Nothing's happening
>Nothing's happening
>Nothing's happening
>Nothing's happening

What a let off...

which country has more blacks?

JESUS CHRIST PRESS, YOU HAD A FUCKING SHOT GIFTED TO YOU AND YOU MISSED COMPLETELY

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Don't forget
>ur fat lmao lmao LMAO HAHFAHHAHA

LOL @ the screenshot

We had this since years yet suddenly the raring dropped so much these last 3 year even tho almost no laws changed. Lol did Obama used to bribe them or is it because the caged children

>the She Believes Cup
>it’s actually a thing

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It's because they have no knowledge of the outside world

BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

we know you would

>Press

>manlet

Phil Neville's the same height as David Beckham

London, our least white city, is still whiter than the enitre US.

Selfish play from Press right there

What the fuck, Press?

He must have been thrilled when he got the job, expecting to do just that. Then he got a closer look at them...

isnt that what the last one did

Thats how the last manager got sacked.

>Rooting against Team USA
Traitors will be shot by the reanimated clone of General Sherman.

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Bet you would you nonce

america by far

London I guess. Do female American football teams exist?

they fucking panic in the attack buildup

Why can nobody pass for shit
god fucking damnit

this is barely a sport.

Neville OUT
Moyes IN

no but i reckon theres a strong undercurrent of barely repressed sexual tension in his managerial relationship with them

How come the female teams are whiter than their male counterpart lads?

Don't really get it

what

CAM ON YOU SLAGS URRY UP SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

if you don't buy the dog food you're pathetic.

these passes are just abysmal

its a wonder how the ball ever makes it downfield

>literally costs team a goal because of ball hogging

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Brb going to look at porn
Don't need a license for that :)

>USA get on the ball
>Entire stands erupt in screaming
Fucking hell you would think this was in America not europe.
Where are all the england fans? its only a 4 hour train ride or 2 hour plane.

FUCK ENGLAND WHY CAN'T YOU SLAGS DO ANYTHING RIGHT

kek this.
Literally lmaoing at every single passage of play.

Press got greedy.

gaymurs rise up

>press

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holy fucking shit. what a retarded sequence of events

I've never understood this joke at all. Can someone explain it in excruciating detail.

>english goaltending

what the fuck am i watching right now

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the field is too big for their physical abilities needs to shrink it like 25%

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Cruses aren't curses if it doesn't count when someone wins.
You don't see people claiming the curse of the bambino is the reason the red sox lose. Or the curse of the billy goat is why the cubs lose.

There's an entire lingerie female American football league

TWO LITTLE BOYS HAD TWO LITTLE TOYS
EACH HAD A WOODEN HORSE
GAILY THEY PLAYED EACH SUMMER'S DAY
WARRIORS BOTH OF COURSE
ONE LITTLE CHAP THEN HAD A MISHAP
BROKE OFF HIS HORSE'S HEAD
WEPT FOR HIS TOY THEN CRIED WITH JOY
AS HIS YOUNG PLAYMATE SAID
DID YOU THINK I WOULD LEAVE YOU CRYING
WHEN THERE'S ROOM ON MY HORSE FOR TWO
CLIMB UP HERE JACK AND DON'T BE CRYING
I CAN GO JUST AS FAST WITH TWO
WHEN WE GROW UP WE'LL BOTH BE SOLDIERS
AND OUR HORSES WILL NOT BE TOYS
AND I WONDER IF WE'LL REMEMBER
WHEN WE WERE TWO LITTLE BOYS

LONG YEARS HAD PASSED, WAR CAME SO FAST
BRAVELY THEY MARCHED AWAY
CANNON ROARED LOUD, AND IN THE MAD CROWD
WOUNDED AND DYING LAY
UP GOES A SHOUT, A HORSE DASHES OUT
OUT FROM THE RANKS SO BLUE
GALLOPS AWAY TO WHERE JOE LAY
THEN CAME A VOICE HE KNEW
DID YOU THINK I WOULD LEAVE YOU DYING
WHEN THERE'S ROOM ON MY HORSE FOR TWO
CLIMB UP HERE JOE, WE'LL SOON BE FLYING
I CAN GO JUST AS FAST WITH TWO
DID YOU SAY JOE I'M ALL A-TREMBLE
PERHAPS IT'S THE BATTLE'S NOISE
BUT I THINK IT'S THAT I REMEMBER
WHEN WE WERE TWO LITTLE BOYS

Muslim women are too busy wearing trash bags.

right blooter there, real cheeky move by these footy slags
reckon they should park the buss innit

>tending
Hello Yank.

those balls are meant for pacy man nogs

im in the england dressing room right now
ask me anything

(dirty knickers everywhere)

do it for her

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE

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What do you reckon the highest level the England women could compete at in the men's leagues? I don't even think they could hack non league, they're physically pathetic, you barely see a tackle in these games.

>england just keeps throwing the ball back to USA

Is this an apology for burning the white house?

no no no NO NO

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this passing is giving me nausea

Not that I know of. They let females play with the boys in some middle schools and SELECT high schools

>5'11
>manlet

black women pick athletics, gymnastics and tennis over football

>women

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Porn license doesn't mean shit to someone with a VPN. Try harder, amerifat.

Thots will always prefer chad.

Any virgin nerd can be a chad if they focus all of their energy into their looks and fitness

Imo england shda played 3-4-3

holy fuck women are so shit at sports LOL

Exactly.

ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY ALEXA JONESY

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UK has like 3% blacks. US 13%.

>30th game of the cup
>so fucking questions every thread

>Not letting illegals in all you want
>"Hence you're not free"
Shit list

top analysis there m8

The American women lost to a U17 boys team

soon to be Sneed's

I'll join you since I don't need one either

O HEXA

support your country men

this sport is shit

niggas think football is gay

since womens football is not about skill why not just get a 7 foot volleyball player and long ball it every time?

A FINE ADDITION FOR MY COLLECTION

The UK has been in a way for the past year to be in the top ten of my favourite places to get a chance of being in a game of the world of football

Cam on US, Get the VAR innoculation 2 goal lead

>lavelle did well with a tough ball
>*kicks it to nobody*

>Women
>National loyalty
Pick one.

>Dude I'm free I just need to do what Turkey and China citizens need to do to access anything lmao call 'em fat again
Keep telling yourself you're free Nigel

Well played.

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England has more people in it than the USA though so 3% is a lot more than 13% in their case.

Under 15s boys team

england midfield is non existent. not winning any balls, not pressing, not covering back, nothing. terrible. there's literally no link between defence and attack.

You're really just proving my point.

why cant they keep the ball?

they would lose to u15 team lets be real

Try with U15

>unga look different from grog tribe, me scared

NEW

Holy shit women are so bad

they're right

It's the closest the US will ever come to relevance in sport so you should try to enjoy it.

Well this is depressing, not particularly because we're losing but because vagina ball is just dull. Thanks to everyone for the shitposts here though, it's the only reason I watch it for.

i think the team(female) that has scored the most goals at the end of the match has a good chance of winning the match

Guys help me I'm in love with traps

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>canada flag
>gay pedo
yep

USA has more blacks than England has people.

>a throw in every 20 seconds
nigger just build railings around the pitch at this rate

sufffering with hayfever right now

no

*BREAKING NEWS*

The F-22 Raptors are in position

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no im not, im 6'6

both US goals would have been stopped if are Alex was playing

I play in the equivalent of division 9, which is county level and we could beat them, would bully them no problem.

Ingurland! I BELIEVE!

I BELIEVE YOU SUCK!

>REEEEEE FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT REEEEE FAT MUTT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

God himself is striking down the US players one by one

This time wasting

>best two teams in the World Cup
>standard is absolutely abysmal

Show’s over, point’s proven. Women are still wank at football.

Is sledging allowed in football?

have you seen how much power is on their crosses? it's like they're kicking a balloon lmao

what the fuck is this post

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not a bad idea

Don't you try to bait me, sir.

>When you realize the USWNT is so good because soccer is the only sport women keep playing after highschool in the US.

Imagine if all our best athletes played soccer

Here we go, free kick, time to shine

not a single player in the squad from london
most are from up north
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-48801235

Women play softball too

women can't play for a full 90 minutes. its like in boxing they cut round off by a minute. they need to either make the pitch smaller for women or cut the game down to 70 minutes.

that's horrible

English murderball incoming?

ITS ALL OVER

>England has more people in it than the USA

what?

refuse to believe you're being serious

>american bait

>NOT SO FAST, ENGLEL

Most women's sports records are equivalent to that of 15-year-old boys. So for women, it'll probably be around that level.

England kicking them off the park to soften them up for us, good lads.

Top kek, based Finland

But the Americans have put in a good showing though.

what the hell was that kick

What is even the point of women's sports then?

Telford a CUTE

Get fucked

britslags are RUDE

FUCK OFF YANKS
FUCK OFF YANKS
FUCK OFF YANKS
FUCK OFF YANKS
FUCK OFF YANKS
FUCK OFF YANKS
FUCK OFF YANKS

HAHAHAHAHAAAA

GETTED FUCKED USWNT

inglan

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DONALD FUCKING DRUMPF

THIS ISSSS ENGLANNDDDDDDD

OH NO BROS

WE GOT TOO COCKY

FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

The female kane

Offside ohnononononono

KEK

usa are fucking trash

GOOOAAANNNNNN SLAGS!!!!!!

ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE ANGLETERRE

HOLY SHIIIIIIT

It will get called off

offsides much

WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER

EL VAR SINSO
>EL VAR SINSO
EL VAR SINSO
>EL VAR SINSO
EL VAR SINSO
>EL VAR SINSO
EL VAR SINSO
>EL VAR SINSO
EL VAR SINSO
>EL VAR SINSO
EL VAR SINSO
>EL VAR SINSO
EL VAR SINSO
>EL VAR SINSO
EL VAR SINSO
>EL VAR SINSO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REFBALL
KILL ME NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAARHGERUOSJERFUWOERN

PARK
THE
FOOKIN
BOOOS

don't fucking ruin this with VAR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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THANK YOU GREATEST ALLIES

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GREATEST ALLY!!!

>VAR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OFFSIDES BRITFAGS

BONGS VAR'D

>2cm offside

oh fuck off

IN VAR WE TRUST LOL

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Imagine inventing the game of football and America. And the

R E F B A L L

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We always get fucked by the VAR

lol, they called it for offside .

>the old "hold the ball after you dive"
Kek

LMAOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=nfmoel0oy_8&feature=youtu.be
actual banger

GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS GET FUCKED TEA SIPPERS

this scott is so fucking shit holy shit she can barely fucking move

actually seething holy shit my fucking sides

Now that was mental duuuuddddeee

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It helped against the scotch.

it ain't coming home

I'm just waiting for the catfights to break out in the last 5 minutes.

>t. Andrew Chang

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This would be so much better if they were allowed one male player on the team.

IF YOURE GOING TO KNOCK IT LONG AND WIDE WHY DONT YOU ACTUALLY PRACTISE YOUR FUCKING PASSING YOU MONG

complete shit

>However, in recent years its democratic institutions have suffered erosion, as reflected in partisan manipulation of the electoral process, bias and dysfunction in the criminal justice system, flawed new policies on immigration and asylum seekers, and growing disparities in wealth, economic opportunity, and political influence."

>Manipulation of electoral process
Happens in every democracy
>Bias and dysfunction in the CJ system
Only with niggers
>Flawed new policies on immigration and asylum seekers
Freedom for citizens not for invaders
>Growing disparities in wealth
Irrelevant to freedom
>Economic opportunity
You can be whatever you want in this country as long as you have the drive.
>Political influence
Has nothing to do with freedom

Imagine inventing football and American then having both your creations turn on you, not only beating you at your own game, but getting caught in an offside trap. The final insult? A fucking American computer takes away your only chance at equalising.

Go to a Caribbean tourist trap and look for fat Christmas cakes drinking with their friends and not getting laid.

>americunts can't take the pressure and are time wasting

KEK

Cute English kid in crowd! :D Good healthy hydration break!

You're still losing

You literally must be having a larp to believe those opinions. Nice bait amerifag.

>England can’t pass the ball or get a shot on goal
KEK

Based Americabro.

We taught them too well

in other news AYE CARAMBA

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Brutal.

LOL , diving cunt.

ONLY A WOMAN WOULD MISS THAY

Lol offsides as fuck anyways

youtube.com/watch?v=0P8nCeweu9w

THAT MISS HOLY FUCK ENGLAND SUCKS

Like they're all cross eyed.

Era penal

oh fuck off ref that's a blatant knee in the back

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MISS

Based Sunshine Happy Kindness Land poster.

>offside

go back to baseball

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP

CMON VARS

>It's an England forgets how to play football episode

var wttf

DIVING CUNTS LOL

ERA

she'll miss

ENGLANDS GONNA MISS I CAN TELL

PENALTY KICK

Tell you what those Americans are very good at sly fouls.
They took the game to the next level.

And these VAR replays are fuckin dope.

STOP.
ENHANCE.
REPLAY THAT BIT WHERE THEY FOULED HER.

kek, the limeys get their big break.

FUCKING TAKE IT YOU YANKS!
p.s. I wish there was a weekly sports match between USA and UK so we can shit post forever

VARSINSO GIVETH
VARSINSO TAKETH AWAY

The gang forgets football

ABOSULUTE VAR

GET FUCKED

WTF I fucking love VAR now?

HOW IN GOD NAMES DO YOU FUCK THIS UP. WHY DOESNT YOUR STRIKER TAKE IT YPU PISS BITCHES

DESERVED AS FUCK

LOL!!!!!

what the fuck kind of pen is that? jesus christ fucking bash it you're not ronaldo

>letting a defender take the penalty

fucking brit kicked and missed the ball and fell over from the momentum of the kick what a bunch of shit

LMAOOO

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What happened m8 I missed it

LOLLLLLL SEETHE

VAR CANT EVEN SAVE YOU GET FUKEED

Why didn't the coach say something?

BALL DON’T LIE

Aye this has been great

the murderball has begun.

LOOOOOOOL

Does england even have a designated takee?

Holy fuck the Brits are playing murderball
Thanks based ref, get out of here you man faced bitch

england completely dominated and still might lose. this is why womens football is shit.

>When you cant hit a player so hard she spins 360
Oh I do love a bit o rough and tumble though

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It was Parris, but she missed two in the competition already.

>every pirated stream is lag as fuck
what

Wollt ihr den totalen Krieger?

>Womens football
Whats her name lads?

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scott literally cannot move with the ball she looks like my friends when they play drunk football

>the badonkadonk on that ref....

>Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppffft
Ah do I detect a hint of partially digested churrasco my dear? Absolutely devine.

Can someone webm that throw in?

>can't take a fucking throw

the absolute state of womens football.

These fouls are fucking disgusting. They've mentally given up. Who the fuck would want to win by fouling the other team. Nasty. Wouldn't be surprised if England go to 9 Women

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!

GET
PARIS
OFF

Fucking disgrace

>England losing ground
>start attacking colonists
CLASSIC

LOSERS

BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT
GOD BLESS

It's over

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF GET FUCKED SMELLY BRITS

Sweden better win the other game. I want a meme final with lots of pretty women running their asses off in the field.

Post match interview:
>We left everything out on the field
>We made good progress
>Thanks to the fans for supporting us
ETC ETC

based

>I'm a veteran who served in Iraq
good goy!

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