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Christopher Thomas
this is the one
bjpenn.com poster btfo yet again
Jayden Collins
>training with retards who will knock you out and heel hook you
I'll see you fuckers in the early early prelims in my debut fight against user "Toilet" Heem.
Caleb Lewis
what do you mean by this
Landon Diaz
He died as he lived..
Christopher Hall
yeah we all know your not a main card drawl.
Jose Nelson
If I got bullied in school I would literally boston crab the biggest, toughest guy in the group and feint a single leg against anybody who looked at me funny
I wonder how do thots genuinely feel about their little brothers getting bullied at school? Because she fucks the exact same kind of guys who bully people like her own brother. Does it make their insatiable vaginas wet?
Guys my sparring partner heemed my ego today. I was wrestling this d1 chad and he didnt let go of my gooch the entire round.
Levi Sullivan
>20 posts in >it's all about smelling some ugly dyke's farts and fat speds fantasizing about high school cafeteria glory Yeah heem is actually dead. Where do I petition to get this shitheap general canceled or at least moved to Yea Forums? Gamethreads are more than good enough at this point for fight nights
Hudson Phillips
twitchys chin is deleted, easy tko for cum punk
Joshua Stewart
idk about slavic whores but not all girls fuck bullies. They want the likeable and popular chad who is friends with everybody. bullies are most often beta.
Leo Gomez
they don't need to feel bad about their brothers, their "little" brothers are the ones that needs to change the way they are
Jace Bell
>UFC so obsessed with being a mainstream drawl that we will never see fun shit like two flyweights vs one heavyweight, men vs women, royal rumbles, fights with weapons, and letting random crowd members challenge each other why even live
That's what happens when you've already cleaned out like 3 generations of LHWs. But don't worry, he'll fuck up Reyes, Walker, Rakic, Ankalaev, etc. too.
Jason Lewis
he might have more wins agains MWs than LHWs
Jack Powell
unironically this. same fucking shit yesterday. sharing pics of an ugly sperg and masturbating over farts.
"People" like you are the reason this general is fucked beyond salvage and a vast majority of good posters have moved on to Discord.
Colton Gray
He actually does if you look into it. The "dominant Jon" meme was born by beating old MWs, he never looked impressive against LHWs.
Aaron King
>and a vast majority of good posters have moved on to Discord. yikes becky
Jeremiah Bell
He KO'd Gus and DC in the rematches and won clear UDs the first time around. He destroyed Rampage, Shogun, OSP, Shad, Bader, and everyone else. Your opinion is terrible my son.
Ryan Sanchez
if they moved to discord no fucking way they're good posters
Luke Price
get out of switzerland dc you fat cuck
Jordan Barnes
He did not win a clear ud against Gus yhe first fight buddeh
Who's the slurriest MMA personality? Askren, Schaub or Demetrius?
Thomas James
The discord tranny cries out as he strikes you
Nathaniel Martinez
2,4,5 Jones
Benjamin Moore
>Demetrious I meant Rampage
Lincoln Young
The only people who hate discord are the mentally ill that can't stop themselves from posting about sniffing farts and wanting Ortega to ram their buttholes. You guys are freaks trying to convince yourselves that it's everyone else who's wrong. But just look at the state of this thread. This is what's left when all the good posters leave cuz they can't be bothered putting up with you degenerate wastes.
Easton Moore
have sex
Jose Cruz
t. permavirgin that posts about wanting to lick Joanna's dirty soles clean
Juan Sanders
I invented astral attacks on disgusting cringy motherfuckers and making them lose.
Hey Dan, why aren't you going to UFC 239 considering the fights are in your city?
Connor Gonzalez
have sex
Matthew Reed
have sex
Thomas Clark
Get of your soapbox bitch
Parker Williams
Have sex
Juan Ross
post it another 5 times you dork
Julian Cook
Have sex
Lucas Torres
Finna be yikes from me dog.
Ayden Gonzalez
Easier for me to do that then for you to fix your genes you filthy piece of shit
Nathan Martin
>Low tier Conor: Brown belt in bjj Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj Joanna,Ngannou,Stipe:0 >Mid tier Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu Ryan Hall: Black Belt in bjj Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj Jon Jones: Black belt in Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo Cyborg:Black belt in Chute Boxe Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo Thiago Santos: Black belt in bjj Green rope in Capoeira >High tier Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Karate Brown belt in bjj Wonderboy: 5th degree black belt in Tetsushin-ryū Kempo 1st degree black belt in Jujutsu Black belt in American Kickboxing Brown belt in bjj The Korean Zombie: 4th dan black belt in Hapkido 3rd dan black belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Judo Brown belt in bjj RDA: 3rd degree black belt in bjj Black prajied in Muay Thai >God tier Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai 3rd degree black belt in bjj 5th dan black belt in Taekwondo Yellow rope in Capoeira GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate 1st degree black belt in bjj Black belt in Gaidojutsu Black belt in Shidōkan Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do Black Belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Karate Black Belt in Eagle Claw Black Belt in Wu Shu Black Belt in Northern Shaolin Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu
>Moraes heemed by Cejudo >Moicano heemed by Zombie >JDS heemed by Ngannou >Neymar heemed by Messi >Nunes heemed by Holm >Santos heemed by Jones How will hue's ever recover?
dont disrespect hues please heem is a pro-brazilian subreddit
Oliver Murphy
> not knowing Mr. Finland Makwhan Amirkhani
Asher Sanders
Isn't his body held together by duct tape? And don't wrestlers have to do crazy stunts and take a lot of punishment?
Owen Lee
>implying I can’t find a invite to your secret club in an archive at literally any time have. sex.
Adam Jenkins
i might later. otherwise ill try and find it.
Tyler Taylor
I was sad when Fishgold lost to Amirkhani. Makwan seems like an okay dude but his attitude is way above his post on the pecking order. The dude needs to acknowledge he's a relative bitch that would get smoked by any of the top 15 in his division. Only then can he improve.
Bentley Brown
if you pick dc over jones you are very likely to be short fat bald and REDDIT
Caleb Reed
>implying Kampmann was legid and if he had juiced like everybody else he would have been the undisputed Goat.
that's the heemcord, which is dead because spammy and the rest of you spergs invaded it. the other two discords are closed invite and have never had their links posted here. besides, even if you did somehow get invited, a weirdo like you would be kicked within the first hour.
Michael Parker
it's up to you mate. I check heem once a week or so so I'll toss you an invite if I see you asking. you've always been a good poster.
Landon Thomas
How many champs does america have? And you can't count blacks or immigrants.
Jose Thomas
Cejudo Max Usman Jones DC
Noah Hernandez
>genes just because you jerk to nord cuck porn doesnt mean you have desirable genetics retard
imagine wanting to be friends with people on heem and posting with usernames on a chat site for loser 14 year olds
and then coming to Yea Forums to brag about your secret friend group
Austin Walker
Colby "chaos" Covington Tony "el cucuy" Ferguson Dustin "the diamond" Porier
Adrian Morgan
my little brother got bullied at school. i poured water on the bully’s chair so it looked like he peed himself
Luis Long
kek you can’t even time your posts right
Cameron Hall
it's a fringe sport and finding hardcore fans is rare. makes sense to establish a quality online community. don't be upset just because you posting ugly WMMA bunda doesn't make the cut. you can still shitpost in this dead general to your heart's content. these are your people, after all.
probably they told him that he would act there like McMahon lol
Jayden Perry
Functional strength
Isaac Butler
>Askren's chin >post ends with 1776 Isn't Askren's chin what America is all about?
Jackson Allen
maybe his wife not him
Brody Phillips
>go to buy snack >in the store >remember i already bought snacks
Cooper Cooper
Yo shut ur mouf u little frail f*n ytboi fore I heem ur ass
Noah Brooks
cte + obesity is NOT a drawl
David Smith
based
Landon Howard
Based Hunto
Logan Richardson
what snacks u got boi
Easton Sanchez
New show for ESPN: Stephen A Smith and Chael are placed into a room for a debate. Ariel feeds them questions and moderates the discussion. At least one question per episode is about whether or not athletes should be allowed to smoke pot. It will be called Blowin' Smoke. Its guaranteed to be the hottest show on ESPN.
Kit kat mega pack and some chocolate. But i was retarded and put them on my moden so they melted so now i have to cool them in the fridge. We don't eat that shit
>live in the south >get your chicken from chains the hell's the matter with you boy
William Foster
There’s no way Jon hasn’t fucked Holly, right?
I mean her ex husband divorced her recently. Most likely because there was some side shit going on with the other fighters. And I don’t mean flow rolling if you catch my drift.
How much would you pay per year to get all of the UFC content including PPVs in HD to all of your devices?
Parker Price
I wouldn't fuck holly if someone paid me to do it
Michael Gray
Because he's a lonely virgin and only watches this sport for the mandrama (i.e. feeling like he's a part of something by vicariously living through people who have no idea he exists).
I really miss 2015-16 heem. Those were the prime years.
Aaron Ward
it's always burgers that posts that shit
Lucas Collins
0
Noah Nelson
Nah weird ass Euros do it too. This generation is so cucked and soft.
Parker Morales
I usually watch it for free at your moms house.
Lucas Torres
bullshit, lying ass monkey
Dominic Parker
3 euros at most
Jack Ortiz
you can tell they've done something by the way she looks at him
Asher Gray
I put all of that money towards gambling on the outcomes. Kek why would anyone pay just to watch.
Luis Cruz
stop projecting also, heem was never good >a hue trying to take the moral high ground Now I’ve seen it all
Nathan Roberts
how does Masvidal heems Askren? he literally has no chance
Eli Morgan
I don't understand this model. Just make some unskippable ads before the fight and after each round. It would be much more profitable to everyone especially if the fighters get some percent from the ads
Eli Harris
Nice buzzword. Stop projecting by saying I'm projecting.
Adam Flores
>posting on heem since 2015 kek yeah who is the lonely one
Chase Howard
lawler was winning for a couple minutes before he lost
Aaron Thomas
lmao nothing. I ain't paying for shit unless its part of a regular cable package
Jonathan Edwards
The guy trying to dig into an ugly woman's sex life, obviously.
Henry Ortiz
>buzzword Why expose yourself as a brainlet? This is just sad.
Hudson Mitchell
why don't you guys just get along?
James Morris
Stop projecting, brainlet.
Adrian Evans
Lmao Gaygard got memed on by some jitz dweeb lel Also MoiCANo was never my boy
Blake Murphy
I notice this entire thread has been filled to the brim with Americans being obtuse towards one another. I would like to settle these disputes.
There is nothing wrong with brap posting. If you dislike it you are probably gay.
Nobody cares about discord. Discorders need to go back and have sex.
fuck off spammy. we all know you sat at the loser's table during lunch
Jordan Sullivan
fuck off jeff
Benjamin Barnes
>tfw jones will lose or retire by the time i've crushed every can in the lhw division and I'll never be able to test out my patent pending Call Him a Nigger technique
Austin Diaz
on saturday jon jones runs through thiago cantos like an elephant stepping on tracing paper. the only fight worth watching is askren masvidal.
Connor Allen
is DC allowed to make fun of jon for losing to a can, or does it only make DC look pathetic?
Justin Hall
Pretty sure Gus called him a nigger in the clinch. Didn’t work la.
Jonathan Robinson
If Jon loses DC will say it is because he was clean
No way he's swedish. Smif didn't do it because he has heart. D.C wasn't sure if his pass had expired during their fights. It's up to me.
Parker Diaz
Nah DC openly admits he's lost to Jon twice, as a competitor and UFC announcer I don't see him revelling in someone else beating Jon.
Noah Ward
Why does D.C. think he gets a pass for saying nigger?
Lucas Hill
i lost all respect for jones when he cried over a failed drug test. impossible to like "fighters" who cry for literally any reason
Jacob Sanders
$5 your tits worked up a sweat while your porky index fingers pounded the keyboard to make this post
Jace Cox
fake tears
Anthony Ramirez
Bader definitely did though
Hunter Baker
You bet on me you better bet the rent, sissy boy
Juan Long
yeah bro totally emotions are for fags and chicks am I right broski? up top
Lucas Wood
simmer down, pudge
Brandon Bell
I have it on good authority that Jon will try to fuck anything that walks
Dylan Barnes
I lost all respect for you when you made that post
Luis Powell
why do you think Jon, or anybody for that matter, gives a nanofuck about what/who you respect? you're a nobody.
Matthew Ortiz
who hurt you?
Eli Roberts
Diego sanchez easily I watch that fight against the kid with downs and I struggled to tell them apart
Wyatt Smith
Why Americans fight each other here all the time?I thought these people were calmer cuz they smoke pot when they weak up
Gabriel Campbell
The only thing simmering away is your life essence. You'll never be champ, you're a can. Actually, you're a can't, as in "can't even win an internet fight." Sit.
Joseph Wright
Jon was only crying because he would have to wait another 6 months to heem DC
okay, lardo. looking forward to your next LARP fantasy post.
Jaxon Perry
shut up I would heem you
Ayden Harris
who predicted mcgregor's meteoric rise? I DID who predicted khabib would extend his unbeaten run all the way into 2019? I DID who predicted stipe would get ko'd by dc? I DID who predicted jon would be busted for steroids multiple times? I DID who predicted that jon would then get helped by the ufc by them claiming it's a "pulsing" effect? I DID who predicted cejudo beating dj and becoming a two division champ? I DID who predicted ortega getting outclassed by max? I DID who predicted the ufc - espn deal? you guessed it... I DID
Haha you're so tough and normal dude I bet you go outside a lot, huh ;)? Nothing beats bragging how cool and normal you are on some backwater discount reddit.
Robert Sanders
BJ penn
Parker Price
Nothing wrong with Latinos and Hispanics. They're generally hardworking people, unlike your fat ass.
well whenever your mom comes over to swallow my load she is always upset that she had to clean up your brown undies dude I’m just trying to help her out
Jace Morris
retards always double down because pride and stupidity go hand in hand
Easton Rivera
will Jon ever lose a fight?
Henry Butler
Santos literally gives /heem/ a shoutout and you guys are here bickering like children over bullshit
baka
Xavier Howard
santos is a heemster?
Kevin Walker
I unironically believe that santos and masvidal win
Brandon Smith
Anybody who fears conservatives is not a real man. You need to all wear your pink polos and go back to letting homeless black men be your bull.
Luis Jenkins
Racists are just uneducated, they'll get over it one day.
Jaxson Diaz
>tf uh you aren’t allowed to be part of this, retard
Kayden Stewart
I don't get the heem day meme someone explain
Logan Robinson
actually minorities are the uneducated ones, if we go from a statistical point of view
First of all its not a meme, secondly id heem you from my gaurd.
Kevin Turner
I remember growing up with a skinhead. he actually had a good heart and was just being edgy because his parents were druggies. I imagine thats the same with Retardanon
Eli Bell
It means all out war you stupid faggot. Maybe try reading the thread next time.
Nah, you're just progressives sitting in a tub of molasses. Cuckservatives have done nothing to stifle the leftist agenda in the U.S and they're going to pay for it with a demographic change that will lead to their favorite Recucklicans swinging left in a fleeting attempt to appeal to non-whites.
no buddy it is not pillowtalk, I know you are probably not thinking clearly because you read nothing but incest hentai but your mom is actually disgusted with you
you need to start wiping your butt because it has gotten out of hand
you are a cuck because you want to see the white race fail hood culture is a disease propogated by all minorities except asians
Evan Brooks
heem day is the day /heem/ goes to Yea Forums
David Richardson
Shutup and take the L, I won the fight, the story, the rematch, and the trilogy. You were the one who started getting racist because your gay black love interest Jon "Can" Jones will retire before he fights the true GOAT.
Jeremiah James
its funny how easy it is for Jones to trigger dc.
Jordan Scott
thiago santos said “July 5 it’s HIM day on an interview but it sounds like “July 5 it’s heem day
Robert Davis
do you usually use this line before you pimp out your dumb whore mother?
He is a retarded brazilian of course it didn’t make sense
Landon King
wow cool wojak edit you fucking faggot
Noah Cook
JOO LIE SIX WEW B HEEM DAY
Easton Collins
Insane connor posting is a good meme
Anthony Johnson
can't wait for Ben Askren to wreck shop, lads
Lincoln Sanchez
he's learning english faggot, he probably confused his with him
Jack Bell
Real heem day is July 6th, this was a demo run
Jack Bennett
Shut the fuck up faggot
Luis Barnes
Doubt it. Heem day makes a lot more sense.
Thomas Jenkins
let me hear you speaking portuguese braindead fat fuck
Michael Bell
It's hilarious that heemtards think Artem won the fight. It was a clear outclassing by Paulie but you wouldn't know that because the sweet science is too hard for you to understand.
Gabriel Bailey
it isn’t my fault your sewer of a country doesn’t teach real languages to you monkeys until you turn 30
now imagine a burger trying to speak it literally schaub level cte level babble
Lincoln Collins
cmon gentlemen let’s calm down we are better than this
Landon Lee
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brandon Jones
he's got this, then porrier heems kabob
Dylan Ramirez
Jon is surrounded by mighty men who keep him on the good path i.4cdn.org/wsg/1561829416392.webm Does Santos have that? I don't think so. JBJ, Round 1, TKO (Injury)
Iran said israel is kill within 30 minutes if iran gets attacked. Marreta has the star of david tattoo. If he gets heemed the mirror event will be iran nuking israel.
I want her to brawl and wrestlefuck BJ Penn on the ground to get her ufc ticket back cuz from this shitty country only one fighter should allowed to be in the ufc
