/trans/ - THOTtenham edition

>2 July
>Premier League
Jack Clarke [Leeds - Tottenham] Undisclosed (returns to Leeds on loan for season)
Gabriel Martinelli [Ituano - Arsenal] Undisclosed
Tanguy Ndombele [Lyon - Tottenham] £53.8m

>Scottish Premiership
Devante Cole [Wigan - Motherwell] Loan

>English Football League
Will Aimson [Bury - Plymouth] Free
Dominic Ball [Rotherham - QPR] Free
Jake Bidwell [QPR - Swansea] Free
Charlie Carter [Chesterfield - Stevenage] Undisclosed
Paul Digby [Forest Green - Stevenage] Undisclosed
Shay Facey [Northampton - Walsall] Free
Rohan Ince [Unattached - Cheltenham]
Alfie Jones [Southampton - Gillingham] Loan
Nicky Maynard [Bury - Mansfield] Free
Rhys Norrington-Davies [Sheff Utd - Rochdale] Loan
John O'Sullivan [Blackpool - Morecambe] Free
Ethan Pinnock [Barnsley - Brentford] Undisclosed
Chris Stokes [Bury - Stevenage] Free
Matthew Weaire [Brighton - Colchester] Free

>International
Marvin Compper [Celtic - Duisburg] Undisclosed
Emerson Hyndman [Bournemouth - Atlanta United] Loan

>Women's Super League
Abbi Grant [Anderlecht - Birmingham City] Free
Tinja-Riikka Korpela [Valerenga - Everton] Undisclosed

Attached: Operation Wikinger.png (321x381, 13K)

should be funny watching all the manchildren cheer them on

Lo Celso in 2 weeks

If she's making that much money on Patreon she's probably got an accountant to set her up as an llc

LOVE U GUYS

Attached: 1561939138392.jpg (1932x1302, 635K)

Free agent XI

Attached: Untitled1.png (526x663, 141K)

THANK YOU BASED LEVY
Y
B
L

Is Pinnock good lads?

Attached: 1535018136301.jpg (640x599, 33K)

Attached: 551bbb48dd08955b698b4636-750-562.jpg (750x562, 51K)

Reminder that we spent £1b on the stadium and turned a profit this year
Loans are costing us £24m a year now. We did it lads.

Attached: rich spur pepe.jpg (1142x1136, 418K)

>Implying cahil isn't at villa park as we speak

Ochoa is still living on reflex saves from 2014 WC

brehs

Attached: alineacio-barca-fitxatges-neymar-griezmann-2019-20.jpg (451x643, 37K)

They're still too expensive for him

Oh yeah, can't wait for MSNG

What happened to Semedo? I thought he was doing well

When are they going to let Arthur take over Busquets?

he wont be an improvment for us at all: he's not scored any goals in three years.

Semedo will go to Atletico because Messi doesn't like him

You can't have all 4 of them in the starting line-up you FIFA babby

>Spuds fans
Ask your demented manager why he decided to bench Moura for 70 mins in the CL final

>messi as a CAM
>2 man midfield
lol NOPE

Is that Imogen Poots?

Attached: imogenpoots.jpg (860x1060, 286K)

Do you rate Semedo?

>Spurs are eating at the top table because they make £800k per match in their restaurants alone

>Spurs are generating a staggering £800,000 in revenue at each home game with an endless choice of suites, restaurants, bars and street-food outlets on stadium concourses.

>Based on 19 Premier League games and a minimum of three Champions League group matches, that is an additional income of £17.6million.

It was him or Adrian from West Ham
>you now remember 2014
It really was era penal

I want to be Mr. Imogen Gay Poots and make her Pootsies

He's always been a reflex babby tbqhwyf but he still performs for the NT

With jews you ___?

does messi hate blacks?

It feels good to be a yid.

finish second

Can't wait for the most missed penalties in a single season record

With jews you juice!
So you can end up selling fruit juice to thirsty customers

generate cash

FIFA 19 tactics la

>Levy is buying us players

Attached: IMG_1791.jpg (680x622, 53K)

>He's always been a reflex babby tbqhwyf but he still performs for the NT
An non-deluded mexican. This is a rare sight lads. Where was he release from? I want to say Genk on the top of my mind

stevenagefc.com/news/2019/july/stevenage-football-club-replica-shirt-201920-revealed-pre-order-shop-merchandise-tuesday-2nd-july-2019

>Stevenage
WHAT THE FUCK

Attached: PUPyCmuC[1].jpg (800x800, 193K)

Suarez needs to get binned

Unironically yes.

Attached: 1541278595703-1.png (1000x1000, 265K)

chelsea won it loads of time.

clever lad

correct

>Projecting your polturdness onto other successful individuals
One of us xD

Yes, that's why he never performs at the world cup

He wants a white country to win it

based

Attached: CJOpmIrWUAAV-jS[1].jpg (486x278, 29K)

Do you think Messi likes our queen?

Attached: time-100-2016-queen-maxima-netherlands.jpg (407x610, 49K)

She's no queen of mine.

A commanding midfielder that can connect the defense and the offense is an absolute must for us though and that's what we need. Sissoko started doing it after Demeble left but Ndombele is just a straight upgrade.

With Ndombele able to actually carry the ball and put passes up field, it will allow Alli to be more aggressive as an attacking mid like he used to be.

schwing

Attached: waynesworld2-recordingstudio.jpg (1600x806, 493K)

>posting an image of an actual transsexual for a trans thread

>A non-deluded Mexican
kek you should see our local newspapers. They're always saying Ochoa is signing with Napoli and Herrera with Real Madrid
>Where was he realesed from?
Standard Lieja iirc

twitter.com/FreshAssFerlan/status/1145709094730440705

>Herrera
He'd slot in nicely to a Simeone midfield at atletico

and oh, why haven't Chucky moved to a bigger club? is he a meme?

I don't even watch Barcelona but Simeone really wants him

same girl?

Attached: cozSp4s.png (1200x1600, 1.58M)

>Simeone really wants him
tbf 90% of atleticos transfers are pure shit

>that
>a girl

I remember when that SEETHING Amirobese said we weren't getting Ndombele.

God it feels good to know he has probably killed himself through a cheese-in-a-can overdose

*cucks your footy team or 40 years*
*cucks your royal house*
nothin personel d*tchoids

Attached: bandera_bandera.jpg (470x293, 12K)

If not it's really fucking close

He's probably going to Napoli this summer

>judging a midfielder by his goals scored

another one

im determined to find this girl

Attached: 1515527696625.jpg (1080x1349, 111K)

Good mission lad

Attached: chibi pepe.jpg (266x247, 14K)

apparently her name is stacy and she is a prostitute in essex UK

Attached: 4poGyNR.jpg (960x1280, 370K)

Yeah but they have a great academy so it evens out

So fucking true. Did you know Busquets has only scored 7 (SEVEN) goals in his career?

That's why he's considered one of the worst midfielders of all time.

Distrust in Mexican players if I had to guess. Better make sure he isn't a one season meme.

>*cucks your royal house*
>implying Willem-Alexander isn't colonizing the FUCK out of her and had 3 blonde, typically Dutch looking (althougn 2 are fat) kids with her

are you sure you're even mexican with these level headed opinions?

Is he Tanguy?

He's going to Napoli

ngl lads i think im in love

Attached: MIZfLlB.jpg (960x1280, 257K)

He's a big tanGuy

she looks like the kind of nice girl who gets used and abused by chads

what's up with women and this obsession for taking their own picture?

abhorrent behavior t b q h w y l

MUM LIVERSLIP ARENT SIGNING ANYONE

Attached: D8N8KnWXYAAVu5r.jpg (812x1200, 165K)

piss off incel fuck

she is gorgeous she can take as many pictures as she wants

the real question lads is whether i can be bothered to make a curry or if it's pizza and chips whilst cheering on the mighty lionesses

With that much make up, you shouldn't trust her.

Have a pie you classless poof

>Americans
>talking about class

can't be eating pies in the first half of the week, that's not right

curry or pizza, mate whatever you choose cannot be worse than your land's food

curry is a british dish

I really like English butt's

Attached: Bronze.webm (804x644, 1.04M)

Yes. I've seen so many Mexican players ruin their careers I don't even care anymore.

Attached: IMG_20190702_132808.jpg (2533x2340, 1.02M)

gotta go to work now

if anyone would be kind and try and find more pictures of this lovely lady and maybe add it to the next thread for me to find tomorrow

Attached: YU84kt9.jpg (960x1280, 244K)

I need to empty my balls inside a woman. Wanking isn’t cutting it anymore

>pizza and chips
fakin hell lad. just cook yourself something nice and healthy

Keep at it lad. For now I dub you the offical /trans/ mexican

Attached: 1561880370149.png (251x251, 31K)

curry is nice and healthy and also an arseache to make

Attached: Curried Eggs.webm (852x480, 2.92M)

Sorry for lenght and any doubles.

Arsenal are preparing a move for Hull’s £12m-rated forward Jarrod Bowen, according to The Sun.

>Manchester United have agreed personal terms with Sporting Lisbon midfielder Bruno Fernandes, according to Gazzetto dello Sport.

West Ham midfielder Robert Snodgrass has signed a one-year contract extension until the summer of 2021.

>Leicester have rejected Manchester United's improved £70m bid for Harry Maguire, according to Sky sources.

Leroy Sane has featured in Manchester City’s launch for next season’s kit, casting a proposed summer move to Bayern Munich into doubt.

>Claudio Marchisio has left Zenit St-Petersburg by mutual consent after a single injury-affected season in Russia.

Everton striker Sandro Ramirez is in advanced discussions with Real Valladolid with a view to a permanent move to the La Liga club, Sky Sports News understands.

>Juventus are on the verge of sealing Gianluigi Buffon’s return to Turin, according to Sky in Italy.

Leicester City's negotiations with Monaco over a deal for Youri Tielemans are progressing, Sky Sports News has been told, with the Belgian midfielder keen on a long-term move to the club.

>Swansea City have completed their first signing of the summer following the arrival of defender Jake Bidwell, subject to international clearance.

Motherwell have signed Wigan forward Devante Cole on loan.

>Marko Arnautovic submits transfer request at West Ham, Sky Sports News has learnt.

Millwall have completed the signing of striker Matt Smith from QPR on a two-year deal.

>Arsenal sign 18-year-old forward Gabriel Martinelli from Brazilian club Ituano.

Tottenham sign Tanguy Ndombele from Lyon for a club-record fee on a five-year deal with the option of a further year, according to Sky sources.

>Sky sources: West Ham have rejected a bid of 22m Euros (£19.7m) from a Chinese Super League club for Marko Arnautovic.

AC Milan's Czech defender Stefan Simic has joined Hadjuk Split.

Attached: 1562067440630.jpg (1536x2049, 1.06M)

Looking forward to Tottenham winning the league 'la

are man u just signing a whole new team then?

>Frank Lampard will be confirmed as the new Chelsea manager in the next 48 hours, after seeking assurances about Roman Abramovich’s expectations, and the club’s future plans once FIFA’s transfer embargo has expired, Sky Sports News understands.

Bundesliga giants Bayern Munich have secured the signing of one of Chelsea’s top young talents – and it’s not Callum Hudson-Odoi. Sky Sports News understands that academy star Jamal Musiala has turned down a long-term offer from Chelsea in favour of a three-year deal in Germany.

>After the signings of Tanguy Ndombele and Jack Clarke, is Tottenham's transfer business over for the summer? We understand Spurs are still interested in Real Betis midfielder Giovani Lo Celso.

Sevilla are set to break their transfer record to land in-demand central defender Jules Kounde from Bordeaux in a €25m deal, say reports.

>Lazio have insisted that they will only consider selling Sergej Milinkovic-Savic if an ‘indecent proposal’ comes their way.

Barcelona have rejected a €70m approach for forward Ousmane Dembele from Bayern Munich, according to a report in Diario Sport.

>Roma will reportedly open talks with Nicolo Zaniolo’s agent on Tuesday over a new contract for the midfielder.

Sassuolo midfielder Stefano Sensi has passed his Inter medical and will sign for the club shortly.

>Milan target Dani Ceballos says he will make a decision on his future ‘in a couple of weeks’ as he accepts there is no place for him at Real Madrid.

Genoa have officially signed defender Cristian Zapata following his release from Milan.

>Midfielder Valon Behrami has left Udinese to join Swiss side Sion on a two-year contract.

Sevilla are reportedly keen on signing Lazio attacking midfielder Luis Alberto, who is valued at €25m.

>Milan are in talks with Fiorentina officials over a potential deal for midfielder Jordan Veretout.

Attached: 1557721195300.jpg (1080x1349, 90K)

He's based

Would you /trans/?

Attached: Screenshot 2019-07-02 at 20.37.53.png (1600x1282, 2.62M)

obviously

Olympique Lyonnais are reportedly in advanced talks to sign Sampdoria defender Joachim Andersen.

>Lazio have officially signed former Liverpool winger Bobby Adekanye on a free transfer.

Genoa have officially signed German forward Sinan Gumus as a free agent after his Galatasaray contract expired.

>Inter have finally completed the signing of midfielder Stefano Sensi from Sassuolo.

Roma are reportedly close to finding their new goalkeeper, as talks with Real Betis continue for an €18m Pau Lopez deal.

>Flamengo have contacted Gerson and the midfielder is eager to make the move, it’s reported, but Roma would prefer a sale to Dynamo Moscow.

Inter met with Nicolò Barella and Radja Nainggolan’s agent today, preparing to fight Roma with an increased bid for the Cagliari midfielder.

>Italian reports suggest Inter offered €20m for a two-year Romelu Lukaku loan with €50m option to buy, but Manchester United rejected that too.

Steven Nzonzi has no intention of accepting a move to Galatasaray, it’s reported, so Olympique Lyonnais remain the favourites for the Roma midfielder.

>Sevilla are set to seal the signing of Marseille midfielder Lucas Ocampos in a €13m deal, according to a report in Marca.

Celta Vigo are hopeful of concluding a deal to sign out-of-favour Sevilla forward Nolito this summer, according to Marca.

>Bordeaux are primed to approach Arsenal captain Laurent Koscielny to replace Jules Kounde, according to various reports.

Paris Saint-Germain have completed the signing of Sevilla midfielder Pablo Sarabia in an €20m deal

>Manchester United have made an offer for Dinamo Zagreb winger and Spain Under-21 international Dani Olmo, according to reports.

Sevilla are set to complete the season-long loan signing of Real Madrid defender Sergio Reguilon, according to Marca.

>Antoine Griezmann’s transfer to Barcelona will be made official next week. (L’Équipe)

Attached: hips.jpg (1280x995, 230K)

Yes. Me on top and passionate kissing

>pic
A yes, a /trans/ classic

L'Équipe claim that Laurent Koscielny is pushing Arsenal to allow him to leave for free this summer

>As reported by @DailyMercato - Laurent Koscielny recently followed & then unfollowed Bordeaux on Instagram, as well as a real estate agency in the Bordeaux area

Thierry Ambrose will sign his contract with Metz in the coming hours, deal was slowed by a last-gasp effort from Brest, but it is Les Grenats who will sign him from Manchester City

>Lyon are close to signing Sampdoria defender Joachim Andersen; negotiations now at an advanced stage, deal could close at €25m + bonuses - Di Marzio

Pini Zahavi has made enquiries about including O.Dembélé in a swap deal for Neymar, but the Catalan club don't want to do that, according to L'Équipe

>L'Équipe's Brazil correspondent @froz91 on Neymar: "Neymar Sr met with André Curry, Barcelona's representative in Brazil, last Saturday in São Paulo. Negotiations are ongoing. The player's entourage told me: "There are still a lot of things to sort, but it will get done.""

Bayern Munich have completed the signing of 16-year-old Chelsea attacker Jamal Musiala on a five-year contract, according to Bild

>Stuttgart have announced the signing of 18-year-old Frenchman Tanguy Coulibaly from PSG on a four-year contract

25-year-old Zimbabwe international has caught the eye of newly-promoted FC Köln, Aston Villa & an unnamed Italian club - Kicker

>Eintracht Frankfurt have completed the signing of 19-year-old midfielder Rodrigo Zalazar from Malaga on a free transfer

Roma and Nicolò Zaniolo are still a long way off agreeing terms for a new contract, so Juventus are watching the situation carefully.

Attached: 1557775249008.png (750x937, 1.13M)

Gonna be honest lads, your harlots make me nauseous

post some nubian goddesses for the lads

Attached: gayaway.jpg (500x375, 26K)

Ay caramba! Sounds nice, fren

Attached: 1556310996276.jpg (1071x561, 69K)

love Big Dick Rick but that looks disgusting

instagram.com/abrunamagalhaes/?hl=en

Attached: 50679858_298421567482410_5180047909863458137_n.jpg (1080x1079, 128K)

It's actually really nice

Attached: Mr Wu's Spring Onion Pancakes.webm (852x480, 2.9M)

Some good literally who transfers in the last few days
>Janko and Zesiger to YB
>Benito to Bordeaux
>Behrami, Mattias Andersson and Facchinetti to Sion
>Leo Seydoux on loan to Xamax
>Axel Bakayoko back on loan to St Gallen

I really really like girls

Attached: 1561804133300.jpg (1200x1400, 400K)

Where are her calves?

Any updates on the Lea Seydoux to my penis situation?

Probably have a better chance with Leo desu

Now that looks good

>Lea Seydoux
You mean Melanie Thierry, right? The patrician french qt slut

Welcome to Real Madrid.
youtube.com/watch?v=FjTidnYj9UA

>Levy flips Ndombele for a £25m profit
>Poch kills himself

what the...

I'm getting worried liverbros
Where are our signings?
Sturridge and lovren need replacing and we still have no back up full backs in case robbo or Trent get injured
Our front 3 are gonna be knackered after these international tournaments as well

Je suis Belge

based game

Attached: stj.jpg (1764x441, 58K)

It's Friday somewhere

Don't think that's how it works m8

Dilate

Tuesday boozeday
Friday pieday

Who are >we signing bros?
We need a good striker, plus new central defender, and if we sell Ocampos a new winger

Moreover we got a fraud as a manager in the place of based Rudi
Seriously worried tbqh femmes

Attached: 1200px-Olympique_Marseille_logo.svg.png (1200x1200, 194K)

Fritz btfo'd

based and an alcoholic pilled

And now Eglel can start the whole 'we didn't care about women's football anyway' spiel

GSTQ

pathological hatred for yanks is growing lads

Sensible people never cared about it in the first place.

The mens team could still trash them

Attached: AA79A2C4-D9EB-43A9-81F8-03FC9E5D6329.jpg (1242x1703, 251K)

even aidy boothroyd could be successful in women's football and he's shite

From what I can find, you're linked to Timo Horn (Koln GK) and Salomon Rondon (Newcastle CF)

>Corporate Social Media still falls for this shit

Attached: 1369409518658.png (422x644, 351K)

ELLENNNNNNNNNN
fuck off usa

And now Eglel can start the whole 'I've always been a huge fan of the lionesses!' spiel

quality goal that; reminded me a liverpool goal
the trent rake out to robbo, then the pinpoint cross and the cool finish

>Corporate Social Media

Attached: 1560801580567.gif (200x215, 1.69M)

I've always been a huge fan of the lionesses desu. Knew are lasses would come good

Kagawa and Schuerrle have apparently been told they don't have to show up for preseason training and to look for new clubs

Hate women's football, it's shit

love women's football
hate americans ruining the sport

BRUNAAAAA

>liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/sandro-ramirez-completes-loan-move-16522066
>Everton striker Sandro Ramirez has completed his season-long loan move to Real Valladolid.
Alexis would be proud.

At least Brazil/Argies will dominate the catalog later

state of yank diving
absolute disgrace

>Tim: I'm loving the lack of diving, the general respect shown to the referee and opposition, and generally the lack of swearing and backchat shown in this World Cup. True role models to kids today
lol

eat shit

dubs and ndombele flops

I hate how desperate people are to pretend women don't dive

hope we break a few legs here
crack some skulls

EEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN

>var
ayy lmao

what a load of bollocks

that's VAR withdrawn from english football then

that would be nice

wtf is the point if you have to wait 5 minutes every time someone scores

Attached: 3dbf1698-71b7-44a3-a9c6-c7ccda868c5e[1].jpg (624x379, 18K)

just think of all the adverts they could squeeze in during the wait

sport.es/es/noticias/barca/barca-cuelga-cartel-transferible-umtiti-7532969

Shall be switching off at the 80th minute and leaving Yea Forums until the Copa America later

Delicious englel tears

if anyone's crying over dykeball then fucking hell

america was a mistake

All over spuh lad

jesus christ

Lmao weak pen

the absolute state of this game

definite refball anyway desu
ellen should have buried it

alex morgan is a disgrace
i hope she gets aids

final on sunday will be a yank steamroller

HOWEVER

Hot

>t. mo achmed al hussain

>Netherlands
>World Cups

We're the only ones that can match the USA when it comes to physicallity, because we're so tall

>women's world cup final is physicality v physicality
no better than afcon

>english penalty taking

We have the best striker in the world though, Viviane 'The Autist' Miedema

I'd rather have played the English for the /elite/ banter ofcourse

ignore yank posts
hide yank threads

At least Morgan will be happy

Not so fast fren

Meanwhile Claudio Pizarro plays for Werder again.

OH NO NO NO NO

Attached: 20190616_163308.jpg (440x190, 25K)

Still here and in your head rent free!

Bakayoko > Ndumbele

Attached: 1531867156897.png (400x386, 205K)

Were will Eriksen go?

Business idea: a Super Cup-style match between the winners' of the men's and women's world cups

Why yes, we made the signing of the season.

Attached: IMG_20190702_160119.jpg (225x224, 14K)

To win the league with spurs on his new contract

I want eriksen to leave. Hes a traitor. The pathetic thing is that no one fucking wants him and the depressing thing we are gonna make fuck all money out of him because of that. Pathetic little danish cunt.

Hopefully to a good team this time.

Ndombele is the new Yaya Toure.. they are so damn similar, only difference is Tanguy isn’t as good at finishing as Yaya, but he’s young so he has time to improve

Based Raymond
twitter.com/draper_rob/status/1146162703079051264

Eriksen was made for spain. It's incredible how far he has carried this midtable team.
He would dominate in La Liga.

Are Man Utd unironically going to spunk £90m on Maguire?

Panic buying alder on deadline day innit

He wants to win trophies and knows Spurs aren't winning anything.

Don't blame him.

A squaddle of dark gentlemen enters then gym. Suddenly Im having problem hearing my podcast. Every. Single. Time. Stfu and lift please

Don't think he wants to go there. Better for him to play in the CL for another year and then get a big wage when he signs on a free somewhere else.

>you will never be a professional troll

Maybe. Depends on what panic wages they offer him. Bosman in a year is a good bet though

Yeah getting Ndombele is a huge thing for our midfield depth, but considering the fact that Eriksen is still most likely leaving and Toby is a 50/50, I'm not getting my hopes up. Until Levy snatches up Lo Celso, Sessegnon, a new right-back, a new center-back if Toby leaves, and a new backup striker, I have zero confidence in the depth of our squad to seriously challenge for anything. Maybe the EFL cup if Shitty and Pool scum aren't up for it.

Does he still think Klopp is shit?

Based Eriksen cucking tottenham by waiting out his contract. It will be perfect timing after Pogba flops in Real this season and gets sold to china in 2020.

Attached: Eriksenlel.jpg (620x349, 10K)

Why would you want Sessegnon? We should get Tierney, Lo Celso if Eriksen leaves, and a decent forward for depth

Digne > tierney

Get better earphones povvo

We have enough Fr*nch players, and Tierney is /strongmind/

True, he's their best player by far. It's also funny how the jews managed to keep him on such relatively low wages.

Will sessegnon even get playing time if he comes? I feel like we need 2 new attackers. And goalscorers too.

That's the worst part have a pair that's really fucking good but the combo of gym music and terrorist speak seems to go straight through my potatoe loving fren

And injury prone

Nah povvo if you can hear people over gym music and your own earphones they are fucking shite

Rafa Benitex will not succeed in China. Rafa is a people person and Chinese "fans" aren't people, they're plastic to the core.

So recomend some then

One you didn't get at the paki shop counter

I heard you guys were interested in a LB

Attached: jorgesancheztrico_crop1553721005742.jpg_1693159006.jpg (711x397, 38K)

>Bendtner leaving Rosenborg this summer
I unironically believe he could play in EPL.

He actually had the exact same wage as Llorente lmao.

Ur ard

>its a England misses a 3rd penalty in a row episode
Why this wasn't trained I do not know. Glad that meme is over. Hope USA win now just to see the reactions.

He can't be worse than playing Nkoudou and Llorente if Son, Kane, and Lamela are all out at the same time again.

>In June 2014, she married footballer Jordan Spence after four years of dating and originally meeting at her parents' church.

>Jordan James Spence (born 24 May 1990) is an English professional footballer who is currently a free agent.

Naomi Scott is a Hollywood actress who played the pink Power Ranger, Princess Jasmine and a Charlie's Angel. And she's married to an unemployed footballer who's former club got relegated to League 1.

There is always hope.

Attached: rs_600x600-190305084020-600-Naomi-Scott-JR-30519_fit_around_600_467_crop_600_467.jpg (600x467, 52K)

Redpill me on this gent

Reminder to go to church

Attached: 1562011620606.png (1129x1078, 1.13M)

arent we gna sell lamela? sick of him.

shut up you dutch pagan

>Ayoze Perez to Leicester for £30m
That's Newcastle already preparing for life in the Championship in 2020.

I hope so.

Reminder to stay in your Bible belt shit village

>Brenny signing shit players
Feels like the good ol days

Where is the dutch bible belt. We have one too btw

He's 21 and already the starter for the Mexican NT, but he got injured before the Gold Cup. Tbf everyone else is shite.

Reckon he would be decent in a mid table team like Jimenez in Wolves.

He's been a loyal servant to the club, but with his injury problems, sooner we offload him the better. Way past his prime too.

True Geordie was getting pretty stale 2bf

Rafa truly is the hero we don't deserve

>Bodgers
That's the missing piece for them getting top 6 and no mistake

You also said we weren't getting n'dombele

And yours?

Attached: Sgpstemmen1.png (500x531, 83K)

Vardy+Tielemans+Maddison+Perez is a very good attack. Probably the best outside of LIverpool/City/Spurs and maybe Arsenal

Will post when i get home

>inb4 all of those are Muslims

I suppose £70m+ for Maguire makes more sense when you're getting rinsed for £30m for Ayoze fucking Perez

Has Everton's monopoly on "best outside the top 6" ended?

Just in time to continue their monopoly on 11th

I think Welves already did that

>stealing our ngubu
wtf spuds

The numbers have gone fucking berserk.

£100m will be commonplace in a few years.

he's a decent replacement for Okazaki in fairness but that amount is retarded

Given Tottenhams stingyness, was wondering if, if alderweireld leaves, Pochettino would try to turn Dier into a CB rather than buy a new one.

Couldn't find a decent pic it's the circeled area around Jönköping. Map is showing voters for our christian party

Attached: bibelbältet.png (213x477, 89K)

Poch is a believer in Foyth and Davinson so don't think so

aren't they trying to hijack that saliba guy from arsenal?

More of a bible-spot really

bible beltbuckle

probably just agent bants

>True Geordie was getting pretty stale 2bf
this but in 2015

Do other teams only watch highlight reels of Newcastle or something?

Ayoze is so inconsistent. He's worth £18m at the most

Attached: newcastle_player_ayoze_perez_celebrates_by_putting_his_fingers_i_1006518.jpg (640x360, 40K)

You forgot who's in charge now didn't you?

Attached: brendan.jpg (600x882, 61K)

Davinson is solid. Foyth is utter trash.

Attached: Carefully Chosen One.jpg (581x1032, 205K)

Another 1000+ united-related HYS

Attached: bree2.jpg (640x360, 154K)

Foyth is just young

fucking this. ayoze only became good this last 6 months. but god damn newcastle is going to be relegated

>Yes Brendan, but whom did you study?
>U wot

Attached: 1557277282935.jpg (640x736, 65K)

He studied his earlier self

But have you seen him as a right back? Would prefer him there desu. Also Dier is too slow for midfield should be used more as CB

Those marauding runs forward against City in the league the weekend after el var sinso eliminated the bald fraud were amazing. He's also very good at winning back the ball, just needs to learn how to do it without fouling.

Real Madrid are eager to include Welsh forward Gareth Bale, 29, in a potential deal for Manchester United and France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26. (Mail)

>United will have to pay more than £90m for Harry Maguire and make the 26-year-old the most expensive defender of all time if they are to sign the Leicester City and England man this summer. (Telegraph)

United have submitted an offer for Dinamo Zagreb's 21-year-old highly-rated midfielder Dani Olmo. (Mail)

>Crystal Palace are determined not to sell Wilfried Zaha, 26, to Arsenal, with Palace's top brass fuming because they believe the Gunners have deliberately set out to unsettle the winger and try to get him to force through a move. (Mirror)

Bournemouth's Dutch defender Nathan Ake, 24, is likely to sign for Manchester City this summer. (L'Equipe, via Manchester Evening News)

>Arsenal striker Alexandre Lacazette, 28, could be sold by the Gunners this summer transfer window after the Arsenal hierarchy held a meeting with the player's agent and a Spanish club on Tuesday. (Express)

Atletico Madrid are interested in signing Lacazette to replace Barcelona-bound Antoine Griezmann. (Mirror)

>Barcelona are ready to listen to offers for central defender Samuel Umtiti, who is a target for Manchester United. (Sport, via Mirror)

Derby are edging ever closer towards sealing a deal to appoint Phillip Cocu as a successor for outgoing boss Frank Lampard. (Mail)

>Manchester United are keen to capitalise on the uncertainty at St James' Park by making a formal approach for Newcastle United's 21-year-old midfielder Sean Longstaff this week. (Chronicle)

West Brom are closing on a deal for Benfica's 23-year-old midfielder Filip Krovinovic. (Mail)

>Chelsea have agreed a new long-term contract with Ruben Loftus-Cheek, 23, that will provide head coach Frank Lampard with an immediate boost to his reign. (Telegraph)

Arsenal's French defender Laurent Koscielny, 33, is wanted by Bordeaux. (L'Equipe)

>Aston Villa are keen on Kasimpasa and Egypt midfielder Mahmoud Trezeguet, 24. (Sun)

Barcelona and France winger Ousmane Dembele, 22, wants to remain at Nou Camp this summer despite interest from some of Europe's top clubs, including Liverpool and Bayern Munich. (L'Equipe)

>Celtic have have tried to ward off Arsenal interest in their full-back Kieran Tierney by driving up his price to £25m. (Star)

West Ham fear they could find themselves in a stand-off with striker Marko Arnautovic, 30, if they don't sell him cheap. (Mirror)

Foyth will improve. I have hope.
He was in great form before getting injured AGAIN

Lo Celso is way too risky for this price and he's been trash at la Copa America

Wish Spurs players would stop injuring themselves seemingly on purpose. Ruined the season.

Woodward wouldn't buy Maguire for Mou 1 year ago and is now going to pay 100m for him.
Haha.

Gonna neck some Belle Delphine bath water then head to bed, night lads

Night pedo

It's hard to have a good game when Messi loses possession 10+ times each game

yeah but dont fancy a team with only 3 proper centrebacks

Agreed about Foyth so many mistakes and same age as Sanchez.

england game getting a battering on the BBC Have Your Say

i;m concerned that per ml, the posh balsamic in my kitchen might be more expensive than belle delphine's bath water
doesn't seem right

davinson is 23 foyth is 21

Hope Solo has a surprisingly soft and delicate voice. If she didn’t have that gaping axe wound I would want her to be my gf

her voice is horrific
classic vapid yankish whining

Hes like a headless chicken though. got it forward but not the technical ability or head to do somin interesting at the end.

nice eyes as well

mad how much they hate it yet still chose to watch

There are girls on this board and possibly in this thread right now!
Based Womens footy.

the media overhype of it has been absurd though

It better be quick before he becomes another le 27 year old prospect.

>Celtic have have tried to ward off Arsenal interest in their full-back Kieran Tierney by driving up his price to £25m.
>£25m is too much for Arsenal

Step aside please

Attached: 1544570249509.png (785x733, 231K)

That's the going rate for a band average championship player stepping up to the premier league at the moment

Bargain

Sleep tight frens

Attached: E7A00C1D-5A9C-4C0E-A8E1-B438F026CE01.jpg (540x720, 80K)

nn

Attached: breedable.jpg (720x960, 104K)

Attached: 50p pepe.jpg (1092x1037, 188K)

tried an irn bru for the first time shits not bad

Thought he had higher ambitions for his career, I thought wrong.

Lads. Why hasn’t Messi scored yet? I thought he was good.

Cazzie here - I legitimately thought Ndombele was a joke name like Ngubu from the norf memes.

If so, then based.

I bloody well hope so

IT'S JULY 2ND YOU FUCKS TOLD ME GRIEZMANN WOULD BE DONE BY NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Attached: 1561136893465.png (378x406, 247K)

Where can I find a cute southern thottenham girl? I live in Newcastle btw

>our

>we

go shitpost with Twain you mental case

piss off spurscuck

fuck spurs. and everyone knows only chicanos give a shit about la liga

>piss off
>tf

Chicanos only care about Liga MX tho

Attached: 1554658271537.gif (499x499, 1.03M)

I'm whiter than you, mutt

Attached: 1559743422142.gif (240x228, 905K)

>mentally ill farcelona bandwagonner already resorting to no u

chicanos always pretend to have a lot of Spanish heritage and thus bandwagon Barcelona and real madrid like the mentally ill mug that always argues with twain

not every American is a plastic fan like you mouthbreather. i just want to see some big transfers

>I am not plastic I am just a mentally deficient Chicano that role plays as an aryan and begs a club in another country to spend millions of euros on players
>I am not plastic

watchin foyth now copa america. terrible. closes down too severely, doesnt get back into position, makes stupid aggressive fouls, was partly responsible for the last brasil goal and no one seems to like him because they refuse to pass to him.

put him on loan poch. dont trust him.

christ you make a simple shitpost and some autist jumps down your throat fuck off you obsessed pedophile

Attached: 1559345301738.jpg (1024x942, 194K)

That sounds like CHI's imitating Mexicans yet again, wouldn't surprise me

>you're now aware Mexican Madrid costumers celebrate their titles in Mexico City's Cibeles

Pic related

Attached: images(16).jpg (588x400, 58K)

Anna Johnson

*dabs*

Big if true

In his defence, Argentina’s entire defence looks shocking

Sauce me

so i finished my shfit and not one of you fuckers decided to carry on finding pictures of this bird.

No wonder your teams are buying no one.

Attached: yp3t_E7AC1pwISaoOjiVZFST-vMwgmVTucPIXpxiCFQ.jpg (640x853, 121K)

Amazing. Imagine what they will also take in on non-matchdays.

Levy is taking spurs to the top.

>Hey Levy can I have some money for transfer season please?
>No. Sell some players.
>But the restaurant money Levy
>ReStaUrAnT MuNeEs

Attached: DanLevy.jpg (800x450, 44K)

We're not all desperate like you.

>100m quid for lautaro

wtf barca

The American following is finally paying off.

>tf
>tp
stick to watching tom brady loser

good thing they built an NFL stadium

just some random bint lad
i've seen three fitter women standing in the bus stop I've just walked past and two of them were wearing hijabs

had sex last night and completely unsatisfied me. had far better wanks

That 1B is certainly not embezzlement. Good thing Florentino Perez would never do such a thing.

sex isn't about the physical sensation, unless the girl is an absolute pro or you're and absolute stud then it's likely your hand is going to be "better"
but it's about that moment of intimacy, where the whole world stops and nothing else matters but the thought of you spaffing on her belly button and her being fine with it

just seen mbappe buying cauliflower cheese down the asda on breck road
announcement coming soon i should think

Don’t have sex again!

based

Attached: Screenshot_20190703-080533_Twitter.jpg (1073x672, 181K)

>Essex
TheTimeHasComeAndSoHaveI.jpg

>It's an Arnautovich tries to force a transfer episode

Just tell him to fuck off now, sick of the cunt. Shame that ditching him leaves us with 2 strikers, one of which also wants to leave

>I have daddy issues

>t. Gökmen Tanis

do it my dude

ask her about her tumblr and stuff i ened more pics

Attached: wxT_muLDpWmeEhvRVxXJRezDOLMzeCJncgeAf6KEC9E.jpg (960x960, 161K)

This.
Sex should only be with your loving wife.

We're gonna be rich!

Attached: 20190703_094545.png (438x245, 32K)

>FFPSG

arsenal tier offer

m8 she's literally wearing a mask of make up.
Don't trust people wearing a mask

Attached: Gundam0079-03.png (640x480, 451K)

Attached: 1562120484470.jpg (1080x1080, 150K)

how many of those american women fans will keep watching womens club football?

Honestly sex with someone who's into you/love you and you do too is the way to go. The brain is a big part of sex moreso for women but it applies to men too

i hope more people start watching the womens super league
it's on bt sport it think

mate it's already too late for me Ive gone down the stacyhole

Attached: dBeJ12C.jpg (640x1136, 144K)

i love an audacious bit of skill in your own third
funny when it goes wrong, memorising when it works

Attached: 1531496317842.webm (628x308, 862K)

This Dutch qt will play for ManU next season, so maybe I'll try and watch some of it. Lots of Dutch players at Arsenal as well

Attached: 53931049_995508387301423_3588975346355503935_n.jpg (1080x699, 47K)

streamable.com/zf0lx

Not in his own third, but still a defender that does it

>audacious bit of skill

Why post a webm without that then?

Attached: Based Alisson.webm (1280x720, 2.55M)

Everton needs to sign a striker lads

I remember when he tried to dribble a player and conceded a goal

Vincent Janssen is aviable

what's wrong with dcl?

You can have Origi for 55m, plus extras if you make it to the Europa League and a 40% sell-on fee

scoring goals is an underrated but important part of being a striker

but that hold up play though
i believe in the lad

he's English

Attached: 1533977456656.png (471x414, 231K)

Andy Carroll's available

if we concede more than 15 goals next season i'll consider it a failure

Attached: 1547780966256.png (471x515, 266K)

75m for Maguire is not a bad deal desu

>75m for Maguire

Attached: 1548425630142.jpg (644x428, 29K)

Surely winning league is the minimum? City can’t keep this shit up

De Ligt is better value for that transfer fee, ignoring the wages

What a time to be alive

Three good teams in there

unfortunately, i think it's likely that city will get around 100 points again and again until pep leaves, so unless we're pretty much perfect it's going to be a struggle

VVD would cost 150m in this window
Also once brexit happens it’s rumoured the league will reduce number of foreigners per club from 17 to 12

>75m for Maguire is not a bad deal desu
I love him but he ain't 75m good

Attached: Harry-Maguire-turns-up-to-England-training-base-with-bin-bag.jpg (615x615, 29K)

I'm starting to buy into the Allisson meme
help me lads

barca, wolves and spurs?

Is it worth Man Utd 75m to stop playing bailly and Jones? I’d say definitely

they're refusing to let him go for 70

Correctamundo

We need to finalise Bruno Fernandez, a new CB, a new DM and a RW before the season starts.

Attached: IJtClac.jpg (643x960, 62K)

neymar is too expensive

stick artur in midfield, messi ahead of them and suarez-griezmann upfront

Not if you want to keep paying a gorillion for every other player. The reason that AWB cost 50m is that man u keep throwing money at clubs so when they call clubs just add like 20m to the transfer fee because they know man u are rich and desperate enough to pay it for any player.

He's on a long contract at leichester and they probably can't get someone as good as him as replacment no matter the cost. They don't have to sell.

Attached: fred.jpg (616x638, 80K)

>bruno fernandes
Literally no one wants him. It’s all one big meme by his agent suggesting spurs, Liverpool, United want him
>CB, DM, RW
assuming you’re on about United, they’ll get Longstaff and that’s it

She got legs too.

What about Coutinho

that's a 'PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE' smile

sell to PSG

>The reason that AWB cost 50m is that man u keep throwing money at clubs so when they call clubs just add like 20m to the transfer fee because they know man u are rich and desperate enough to pay it for any player.
Yes but these high fees are thanks to English players in English clubs costing more because the likes of palace can afford to turn down 40m bids etc
I don’t blame United for wanting to stick to premier league players considering they spent 50m on Fred

£70m for Maguire is an utterly terrible deal and I can't believe people are saying it isn't that bad
he's slow as shit, not great at tackling and will get caught out against any team that runs a high press
being totally honest I'm not sure he's worth half the price they're rumored to pay

would love to see them in the air

mate we're the richest club in the world and we're going to spend a ton of money just you wait

Attached: POgKoE7.jpg (800x600, 52K)

What is the solution?
Sticking with bailly and jones for another year?
Not many want to join without UCL

>£70m
telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/07/02/leicester-tell-manchester-united-harry-maguire-will-cost-least/

>renew Jones
>oh no, we're stuck with him!

would rather spend our money on someone decent for 90m

fuck that nonsense

bit nervy for the cricket lads

Like who

I’m quite sure the fans have been vocal asking why his contract was renewed

Of course it's terrible but OGS wants a British core so it's happening.
If he wanted good value they'd buy Schar for 15m off Newcastle.

We'll be fine if we bat first. Always panic when we're chasing.

>our money
cringe

Attached: Sans titre.png (535x927, 113K)

R A R E
A
R
E

Next season after brexit foreign players will be limited to 12 instead of 17. English and homegrown players will cost even more then

idk who just anyone at this point

Maguire is ok just not worth 90m

Attached: 1Ouaj4g.jpg (1080x810, 70K)

literally none of those players would be available for man u

>next season after brexit
lmao, maybe in 2030

>using a market value from website
Laughable.

Saving all of stacy.

>implying that's not already built into their price now
>implying the quota will stay as it is and the cost of homegrown players won't go down

Is there a good chance united get top 4 this season with or without spending 90m on Maguire?

Skriniar, Koulibaly, De Ligt, etc are literally all cheaper than Maguire and would be a better signing than Maguire.

Attached: 1559342876546.gif (250x250, 106K)

neither is Harry Maguire

>skriniar
Publically said not interested
>de ligt
Has offers from JJ, PSG and Barca
>KK
Is said to cost 140m

we will be lucky to get top 4 this season, more likely with maguire though tbf but for 90m there are better CB out there.

Attached: tjeuqjP.jpg (643x960, 72K)

Na, i reckon we'll be alright, NZ have been shite last few games

I mean
>implying the quota won't stay as it is and the cost of homegrown players will go down

why do you have to ruin my day like this

Attached: zlYlNXV.jpg (960x1280, 383K)

Lmao, try offering an interesting project first, or have CL football. Or provide opportunities for the players to develop themselves that are on par with the likes of Juventus

Maguire, AWB, Longstaff, Fernandes, James and another forward would be enough for top 4. Arsenal aren't gonna improve a lot and Chelsea just lost Hazard.

Limiting the amount of foreigners more would be economic suicide. Don't think they are that stupid tbqh

none of those player are tall enough though

hard to do when we have such short term leaders

Attached: HYniOI6.jpg (435x678, 61K)

yeah, the EPL proven players such as Alexis and Lukaku worked out so well for them after all.

I think united will get top 4 if de gay signs a fresh contract. He clearly had a shite season trying to look elsewhere. Nobody wants him so needs sign, focus and maybe go to Juve next summer

>and maybe go to Juve next summer
why would Juve downgrade?

Skriniar just signed a new contract and Inter has no reason to sell him under a ridiculous fee. He's bound to join a TOP club in the next three years and he's far too good for current United.

Take arnie plz

Lukaku had a good first season and everyone was shit last season.

Do you still think Szczesny is still in his Arsenal days or something? Even at Roma he kept Allison out of the team, and now at Juve he's even better

He is better than buffoon. He’ll be a good backup at minimum

Underrated defender.

Attached: 876652812.jpg.0.jpg (1200x800, 141K)

With those ears I imagine nothing gets passed him

robot just took my job today, lads. damn

He's nothing more than an Anglo Rugani

more of a ben mee man myself

universal basic income when?

le looks good in a shit team lad

while i was finding these pictures I found like 5 more sites/subreddits for redheads

just know my wank this morning was amazing

Attached: IHD4mBO.jpg (720x960, 57K)

Why do women willingly get tranny-bangs?

because the recognise trannies are the superior type of women

Mansfield Town Chairman has massive tits

I bet she supports Spurs because of Son

Attached: 1561724244955.webm (576x1246, 1.92M)

trannies don't own the fringe mate
we're taking it back, for women everywhere

yeah not a fan of bangs

Just make sure you beat them in the league. The only reason Liverpool lost was because you lost and drew against City over the season. The league really hinges on those two games

>Daniel Levy convinced Aulas to do a deal last weekend – the next stage was finding a contractual agreement with the agents of the player: Mounir Sidhoum and Romain Fernandez. And in the first hours of negotiations, Levy said the following: “You are not leaving here without having signed with us,” with a devilish grin on his face.
kek

Son is just adding to it she loved the club way before Son joined and now she wants to find a nice white boy (preferable swedish) and settle down and have kids

>tfw no tranny-looking gf

feeling really peckish

Attached: DHgR8hU.jpg (960x1280, 353K)

As owners go Levy ain't too bad

Attached: levy eyeing the price.jpg (2000x1000, 301K)

what a handsome young man

United need to hire a slag DoF who will please the selling clubs and stop getting ripped off

He's not at the Florentino (not the owner I know) or Agnelli level yet though

Attached: andrea-agnelli.jpg (594x396, 82K)

Darren Fletcher en route

>He is better than buffoon
Good thing he doesn't play for Juve then retard

Chesney is better

Thought buffoon on his way to sit on bench?
Quick on the name calling aren’t we?

Hope based Ed puts in a 60m bid on tielemans to fuck over Leicester and their ridiculous valuations

He's Americ*n, he can't help himself.

But yeah, Buffon is rumoured to come back. He'll play 8 games in the league to beat Maldini's record and will move upstairs into the boardroom for the 20/21 season and onwards

Isn't James an average championship player? How is he going to help qualify to CL?

best signing for utd atm would probably be ruben dias from benfica. skriniar and koulibaily are both pretty entrenched st their respective clubs and would cost a small fortune, as good as they are.

Just a pacey white lad. Hopefully has a decent cross

>average championship player
Why? Because he played in the Championship?

by being british

Hold her face under a lamp and it would probably melt. I fucking hate the gooks and K-Pop. Their retarded plastic surgery shit is starting to infect the entire region.

Yes, and he did nothing special there apparently

weeb detected

>According to Mundo Deportivo, Coutinho, Rakitic, Umtiti and Dembele could all be included in a straight swap deal for PSG star Neymar.

Attached: 1548120303484.jpg (801x577, 56K)

Greizmann is practically confirmed now so neymar ain’t coming

neymar wants to leave though

All 4 of them?

And I want a harem of qt's, doesn't mean I get it though

who dis ?

>two bottlejob clubs trading players

Yesh

Please sell your players to Liverpool!

Attached: bolton squad.png (1099x1821, 870K)

F

they can have phil jones

Attached: ITV2pQv.jpg (1280x1280, 369K)

Serge Aurier to Liverpool comfirmed

bet he'd be really good at liverpool

yeah and we'll take Van Dick for a swap

Attached: MGwPsXc.jpg (640x1136, 126K)

bet he'd be crap at man u

nah m8

anyone who puts on a united jersey is already top 1 in the world in their position

Attached: 2dPoNju.jpg (800x600, 534K)

i beg you stop posting this beast

Underrated defender : episode 2.

Attached: 18301632-22523823.jpg (723x931, 413K)

Think I might start being a Spurs fan...

Is Ndombele the perfect replacement for Dembele?

llow it pham

New /trans/ lads

omw

new

Who manages, though?

Gary Monk