/hoc/

Connoly looks like the guy that makes the french fries at the arena.

So is Bergevin going to fuck around and try another offer sheet?

Jte pete les dents sur le bord du trottoir au pire

NO MEANS NO KANER!

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holy based
cope incoming

WEW

for me it's sara civian

with a J U S T tier haircut

>W-W-WE WANTED TO SIGN OUR STAR PLAYER TO A FIVE YEAR CONTRACT STRAIGHT TO HIS UFA
absolute COPE by randy

aho is a bust

Unironically the penguins have had the worst free agency so far

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Basé
Courtise

there's that cope

>he was biding his time and collecting all these replies for this
grim

this is a horrifying picture

hasbs fans seething because they lost a player they never had

Based hurricanes autist. Truly Finlands brother from other side of pond

and that's a good thing

Just scrolled through the thread after I got to my computer. It's really not that difficult, Jarmo.

Randy is on welfare and has nothing better to do

relocanes fans celebrating getting cucked out of a max term contract for their best player

why are there so many low iq individuals in the south?

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thinkin about my dream home

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There is no "Randy."

This guy comes and slap your owner on the ass. What do?

why don't finns use the word "the"

Because their best player got a good deal in the end and the habs fucked up an offer sheet? Canes are still gonna compete even if their goaltending pair is now mrazek and reimer

A-a-ameribros...h-h-how do we handle this beast?

Metro Divison? More like homosexual division lol

t.randy

>even if their goaltending pair is now mrazek and reimer
More likely that it's Mrazek and Nedeljkovic.

How come Swedes are so much better at speaking English than Finns?

look and marvel at the sight of this unit

because it's an english word

Look at Pulju and he's swedish

because english and swedish are both germanic languages

why dosen't bergevin just rape the other gms?

Anyone who says no to $21 million up front is fucking delusional and lying to themselves.

Me too

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How much better it's to get 21 million in one year opposed to 5 years? Can some financial guy give us quick rundown.

They don't deserve the pleasure

Reports from a press conference that's apparently going on right now make it seem like this whole thing was Aho's agent's idea.

who scores more points this season, perry or spezza?

It’s not that simple. Aho has to literally MOVE to another country, speak another language, get his family on board with that decision, learn French if he hasn’t, AND adjust to the strictness in Montreal compared to the lax nature in Carolina. Greed isn’t the one all saying word for players.

twitter.com/cotsonika/status/1146103958231867392

kinda gay, lad

retard

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Id prefer to have it spaced out like you said but I dont know shit about financials.

Finnish is the best language and those who don't speak it are RETARDS
also Finland is the best at hokki, this years WC cemented it.
Pic related, looks like me IRL

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Enjoy your franchise being financially fucked

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twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1146102990287396865?s=21

Well give the the number retard
>american trying to sound smart

based

c o p e
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p
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Got carried away, my bad

>five year contract into his ufa years is good
retardation?

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f*nns are dumb

Don't bother with these amerimutts, veli. They are puny compared to Finnish blood. They even voted an orange clown as president, LMAO

you still haven't said anything. Whether you can back up your speak or SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Bergevin gave the relocanes a poison pill and they took it

did you drop out of school like bulju?

What Swedish player do yous guys think has the biggest wrench?

retard

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The king with no rings

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twitter.com/imseanavery/status/919970470501511174

Are the Laffs going all-in on 2020 after getting Barrie for basically a year?

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>How much better it's to get 21 million in one year opposed to 5 years? Can some financial guy give us quick rundown.
imagine not being able to figure this out

Are you trying to force the stereotype or do you like being retard???

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i bet their defense will be worse

The question is "how much" and not "is it" you fucking dumb mongoloid

Really sad thing is that the orange guy is clearly upgrade, they used to have a nigger running the country. Lol.

Tell me you are joking? He clearly asked the number and not whether it's better.

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The leafs still need to sign kerfoot ceci and marner. Juggle all that if you can

I really hope it's just one retard mutt

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Very true. A lot of high caliber athletes end up realizing this. After I won 7 rec league championships in the span of 18 months I realized that winning didn’t define me and there was more to life. I still play pick up but I haven’t played on a team in a two years. Now I just work out and read biographies and have a fish based diet.

>How much better it's to get 21 million in one year opposed to 5 years? Can some financial guy give us quick rundown.

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baysed

f*nns ruined Finland

Too bad the "nigger" was much better.

Yes, polhoc, give me your (You)s.

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>unironically wojak posting
Yeah this thread is already NG

Montreal is still city of culture, unlike Reighly.

>NG
Am I on the Jay?

Bergevin vs Dubas in a blood ring for the Marner rights. Who’s in favor?

93907105

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what is the worst contract on >your team bros?

is montreal really just like an entirely different country or is that just what people who dont go outside believe? Why are canes retards acting like hes going to some small isolated french village?

tick tock randy

pacioretty

Ladd. Fuck you garth snow for giving him 7 years on an aging shit body who barely can play a season and 5 mil on that.

>Sakic trades Kerfoot to TOR
>immediately offer sheets him
How hilarious would that be?

fuckin eh boys

there are all sorts of investment calculators you can dick around with. here's a quick one
>1mil initial investment + 1mil additional investment every year vs 5mil initial + 200k every year

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seabrook, might be the worst contract in the central.

David Backes.

based big brain Finn with the facts and numbers

I unironically want the >rags to go back to the finals only to lose again so we can truly >rags post with meaning

His stats are not even close to Orangeman. Orangeman has better offence, his defence is incredible. The way he covers the pucks in foreign policy is only second to his release which comes out like a snakebite.

ha ha meow

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>Dixie education

woah... now THIS is epic

I cant blame hayseeds 2bh, they think places like Las Vegas are amazing cities

Montreal is pretty unique in more good ways than bad tbqh, but 4channel is rarely a good place to ask for fair assessments

i smell frog

Whom are you quoting?

Seabrook by a landslide. Probably the second worst contract in the league besides lucic

twitter.com/capfriendly/status/1146112556509126656?s=21
Another RFA off the books

Everyone I know thinks that Vegas is a gaudy, degenerate shithole.

I can hear your arteries clogging

Adbelkader, I dont think the wings gotta eat kronwalls contract if he retires so thats good

Literally who

saved

rather be an 800 pound dead man than a frenchman

Some guy who was 5th ranked in american/canadian skaters who was drafted 11th in the 2015 draft over debrusk boeser barzal and connor

sucks to be you then

>would rather be on deaths door vs. Living and breathing

ok

As a Ducks fan, how long will I have suffer till they return to the playoffs?

>6'4 220
that's a big boy

BASED

Depends on your GM, can take 3 years or 10

ADX Florence is my dream home too

I”ll assume the worst. 10 years.

Hang in there fren

Wish granted

the >rags actually used the word rebuilding, and its been a few years for them now without the playoffs. it took the justs and laffs about 5-6 seasons for their rebuild to start getting into the playoffs. if your gm/owner doesnt plan on rebuilding it could take a while.

Yeah, Bob Murray ain’t planning shit on improving the player.
>Wasting a 4th round pick for someone in the Habs org.

if your GM refuses to admit they need to rebuild, and says we can win now, and then 2 years or so later, says we are rebuilding. Yeah closer to the longer time frame.
Lotsa pain in store

I mean team. Fuck!

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at the end of the day they care most about selling season tickets. not many people want to go watch a rebuilding team so they put it off as long as possible.

same

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living the life

My wife Chino is homeless

are year???

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how can one man be so based?

no

ei

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nah

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vocaroo.com/i/s0sawHMoVzHS

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Take 7 days to match the offer sheet

youtube.com/watch?v=weRHyjj34ZE&list=RDweRHyjj34ZE&start_radio=1

autism

Based ice procents finn

That's not Taylor Swift.

the real ice procents vocaroo is a dead link so we still need a new updated one for this offseason

they call her Taylor Swift because she makes me cum fast

But they are matching it today

cope

>8.475m for a 30 goal centre
>good deal

if you like taytay then it means your gaygay

This song came at the most perfect time for me personally. I'm sure it does for many many others. This particular song and the album it is in is part of my journey to quit my day job as a laboratory tech. This video is just a week before it. I quit so I could take the crazy risk to do music with my bandmates. Finish an album, tour, etc. It's an insane and bittersweet risk, and as a 24 year old, it is something I require myself to do. I think a lot of young people need to take risks to chase the seemingly impossible. It will be too late if we wait. The thing that will hurt is the money and the possibility of failure.. but I will take this risk to save my soul.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_CL6n0FJZpk

what deal was signed so far this offseason that was generally well received, but (you) know is going to be a disaster?

Panarin to the >rags
My opinion, Duchene to the Preds.

The juxtaposition between Bob's optimism and Connolly's apathy is astounding

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TwIzTeD

youtube.com/watch?v=NReT4f1bXY0

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Taylor Hall > Taylor Swift

only 6 (six) days left randy

In terms of who you wanna fuck?

Who are you talking to?

post anime hockey girls or the cat gets it

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Will Bergevin Finnish lust ends or will he go for Rantanen next?

HEY RANDY

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MATCH THIS OFFER

talent level, personality, fuckablility, etc.

I think Taylor Swift is better at hockey actually.

just got tix to the county fair lads

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>anime
fuck that /hoc/ is sex android zone

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93908066

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literally laffs west

canes front office rn

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>Panarin will wear #10 for Rangers
bummer

I want to fuck a russian slut so bad

Preseason only two and a half months away boys

New Jersey Niggas

ok you asked for it

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no work today, chambers?

I would get pucks deep with taylor swift if you catch my drift

are you fucking kidding me dude? delete this post, this is horrific

Bring back my Nordiques

They literally keep their player though

the absolute state of hasb

>Russian
She's wearing a Czech jersey.

night shift

wouldnt mind her Czech-ing out my pucks haha

the cat's sacrifice for no anime will be remembered forever in hoc history

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>responding

>they kept a player that doesn't want to play there with a bad contract that let him walk free after 5 years
Bravo

Do it again Bergevin

Wojak posters are retards anyway

>russian rape babbys
ok point stands

So 2hufag, how are you holding up

Me too man. When the 2028summer olympics come to LA, I’m gonna walk around LA and kiss any hot, drunk Russian chicks there.

>a player that doesn't want to play there
oh no no no no
he's still trying to tell himself this
the absolute state of la belle province

currently working out a deal with The Spike to allow sam back on the premises, no progress yet however.

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yourcountdown.to/nhl-hockey-season

>livestock auction, demolition derby, local and professional entertainment
sign me up

Per Pierre Lebrun in his Athletic Article

Believe me when I say this: I guarantee Dundon has already told Waddell that if there’s an RFA in Montreal the ‘Canes can go after over the next few years, he’s got the green light to do something crazy.

Yeah not seething at all

>h-he actually wants to play here!!1! h-he clearly only signed to play with an other team for the m-mindgames!!
the absolute state of Randy

why did he sign the offer sheet then?

cope

how hasnt randy run out of cope yet?

>I-I-I'm not coping, y-you're coping...
Bravo, mes amis.

how about them avs

Hey guys watch this.
>sharts

???
I’m doing fine this team is still the same minus lehner

ya seethe l'il guy?

guys im not thinking about the mild
can we talk about them

Is grubs still their starter?

>sharts

Because it was beneficial to him?

Why not sign if you get to maximize your bargaining power going forward (shorter time until UFA) and get more money upfront? I swear to Allah, people in NA are pure communists when it comes to sports.

can't wait for this to happen

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sing me to sleep

Randy, Its not greedy to want to make more money as a young professional (Aho) that has a very promising outlook. This literally happens in every field of work ever existed. Stop lying to yourself.

Is he implying the Canes will offersheet Kotkaniemi in a few yrs?

With what money?

>fucking leafs seething over not getting a finn on their team

Way too predictable, do better /hoc/

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>Kadri
I used to like casually following them but now I'm going to actively root against them

the oldest team in the league overpaid for another boomer. give your balls a tug

>gusev wants 4 million a year
>vegass are ready to pay only 2

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yeah it's not like they have one already or anything

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Exactly, because he'd rather play for a proper franchise and get paid as soon as hes a UFA.

youtube.com/watch?v=EErSKhC0CZs

This'll make you feel comfy

Exactly, one should be enough

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The same summer they need to sign Hamilton, Svechnikov, and a goalie, yes.

>PK leaves the conference but i have to see more of kadri

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You can actually spot which finns are from mongoloid heritage just by their brainlets comments. Amazing

ZERO f*nns

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at least they have their mickey mouse tournament lmao

Bros I’m going to kill myself I convinced myself that the Canes wouldn’t match and now I’m seething

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yeah i'm thinking this is based

bump

oh no no NO NO NO

Or he has no problem playing in Carolina but just wants to maximize the pay he would get when the next contract comes up.

Hockey isn't a charity. You don't have to screw yourself paywise even if you like/have no problem playing for a specific team.

Is randy actually trying to convince us that Aho signing a contract for only five years and being a ufa after is a good thing?

Sometimes suicide is the answer.

Kino

>hasb
>a proper franchise

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Why wouldn't they pay him what he's worth like every other team does?

I endorse this post with my digits

Do you guys think it would theoretically be possible for big market teams to literally bully the Hurrishits to Quebec via repeated offer sheets like this one?

>finland
>a proper hockey country

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Then why didn't Anders Lee sign the offer sheet with the habs? Oh that's right, cause he doesn't want to play there

lads, >my team only has one finn. any reason i should keep living?

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Fabbri sounds like a Finnish name kinda

i don't know. i just want it to happen

Daily reminder that there are zero (0) reasons to play for Canadian teams, as the best of their subhuman country are playing in US based teams

keep living in hopes they get rid of him.

cope

boiled

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Didn't Joe Sakic do the same; accepting an offer sheet from the rangers?
I see it as a clever way of getting what you want essentially

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we will stick with sweden thanks

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>waaaahhhhh please save me usa!! im getting bullied by canada!!
pathetic

How are you guys this easy to bait.

Reminder that an american jew was first overall, and a f*nn never has been

I mean playing in front of real fans is probably nice (unless youre on Ottawa)

im not going to take a side on this debate i just dont approve of a finn calling other countries subhuman

i like finns better than leafs, but understand i am of a superior race to both.

Seriously, is randy that delusional that he thinks signing aho to a 5 year contract into his first year of ufa eligibility is a good thing for the hurricanes?

>burgers unironically believes this

based finlan working leafers into a seethe

Remember how Canada lost WC and U-20 WC to Finland this year?

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>posts a player born of strong finnish seed

I mean they probably won't even be the Hurricanes by the time the contract is up lol

>hey I moved the goalposts but nobody responded so I posted it again, please respond

Remember how finland has zero olympic hockey gold medals?

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I mean, a lot Habs fans were pretty arrogant about it, thinking Dundon didn't have the money for whatever reason(?)
Seeing him go through with it was probably funny for Canes fans
Also, landing a deal with Aho any day is a great deal, he's fantastic; 5 yrs isn't short term either

Dundon does seem to be seething though, in regards to his remarks about the Canes going for future Habs RFAs

it's worth a try at least

So you don't think its a good thing? Just trying to figure out how mentally ill you actually are.

>women's soccer
>nothing else on but tennis

Fuck Engerlunde

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Remember how Latvia NT needs a Canadian coaching staff to be remotely relevant

this TWINK HOBGOBLIN is gonna score FIFTY (50) GOALS and basically FUCK LEAFS

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Reasonable hockey discussion? This isn't the /hoc/ I know

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lol so true

>5 yrs isn't short term either
yes it is. they were trying to give him 7-8 years when dundon was lowballing him.

the 4 eldergod nations of /hoc/ shouldn't fight with eachother

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Because the NHL is run by the owners who are also not doing it for charity or love of the sport. You do realize the NHL players are constantly getting screwed over by the owners? I'm honestly baffled how well the NHL has been able to run their scam so far. When you compare the NHL to boringball and povertyhoop it's obvious that the NHL has cucked their players and are succesfully selling it to the fans as "parity" and other nonsense.

The NFL is on par with the NHL on cucking abilities. They also are concussion bros so that might have something to do with it.

Don't get me started on the communist wasteland that is college sports.

He's seething because the Habs broke the unspoken rule between the owners where you don't rock the boat. If offer sheets become a regular thing it would give the players more bargaining power which is bad from the owners' perspective.

I didnt see any habs fans saying that but i dont follow frog shit. Anyone with half a brain knew they were matching it, but its a loss for the canes anyway as they lose out on term and who knows if he even re-signs there.

Go back to /mlb/ chiraq

lighten up lads I brought donuts

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Which will happen first

Relocanes get relocated
Canadian NHL team wins the Stan Lee

>5 yrs isn't short term either
they arent even in their cup window yet, and he walks free after 5 years. Its a terrible deal for them and Bergevin spoon fed it to them

I'm sorry Finland
It's lower than what they wanted initially, sure
But I wouldn't call 5 years a short term deal
Aho used the offer sheet to force Dundons hand the way I see it

>not one single glazed regular donut

neither, ever

milk n donuts, I'm down

Canes get relocated AND win cup their first season in Quebec

Habs win a cup

its like bustthews contract term. it drops him off straight into UFA status now.

Can'tada cup. Even they can't be incompetent forever.

>Don't get me started on the communist wasteland that is college sports.
>college sports
>communist wasteland
Lol fuck no, only like 20 schools have something like 85% of all the national championships

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The nhl is a fringe sport, players get paid what they deserve. You're like those soccer dykes on twitter complaining about not getting paid equal to men.
Apehoopers make more money because:
A. its a vastly more popular sport
B. there are only 15 players on the roster, and only 13 that can play at any time
C. its a much more individualistic sport, where all you need is one or two elite players to be good.

I do however agree that the nhl should have no salary cap and we should let these shitbag sunbelt teams sink or swim.

hurricanes get relocated in 2092

ncaa isnt really communist. the big schools basically run it all.

but i don't watch baseball

Offer sheets offer a great risk too though
I mean, the compensation for Aho would've been worth it, but I'm not so sure it could be a potential serious problem
True, they lost out on 2-3 years because of this; that's probably Dundons own fault to begin with
He may just want to re-sign after 5 years? As you said, they are (probably) a few years from having a lineup that could potentially go deep in the ploffs; maybe he'd want to stick with that if he was offered the right money in 5 years?

LOVE America
LOVE Canada
LOVE Finland
HATE Sweden
HATE India
HATE Gre*se

Which will happen first

f*nnish first overall
f*nnish olympic hockey gold

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Except those soccer dykes are bringing in more league revenue than the soccer faggots

Yeh I'm still not liking his deal, and I know the implications and risks of it being those 5 years
It's in the players best interest I guess, especially at their age (Matthews and Aho that is), to have some sort of flexibility should they need it once their contract expires

>Talbot 2 years 2.75M AAV to Flames

oilels really drove him to the ground. That 73 game regular season + 12 playoff game year broke him

Source.

>73 starts
What the fuck Oilers holy shit

The Salary cap is the best thing about NA sports; let's keep it that way, please
A Canadian team winning the Stan Lee, obv

the salary cap exists so that the 4th line grinders get paid properly, not so that teams cant pay mcmeme or crosby like an apehoop player.

NBA revenue wise isn't profitable enough to explain the huge gap between salarie. And the most profitable league (NFL) has even lower salaries than the NHL.

This shows that the pay gap isn't due to revenues but player cucking.

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TED, SAM, ARE YOU OK LADS?

>He may just want to re-sign after 5 years? As you said, they are (probably) a few years from having a lineup that could potentially go deep in the ploffs; maybe he'd want to stick with that if he was offered the right money in 5 years?
Maybe, but if you go with the narrative that he only signed with the hasb for the money, can't think of a reason why after 5 years he wouldn't take a deal with a bottom team with lots of cap that is willing to throw him a shitload of money

I'm sure McDavid is weeping every night over his non-existent paycheck

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>McMeme is playing 23 minutes average
How soon will he snap?

Mike Smith also went to the Oilers. The Alberta teams switched goalies.

have you seen apehoops broadcasting contract vs the nhls? the nhl isnt even close. then when the apehoop team is carried by like 2 players, of course they take all the money.

Going to make myself one of these right now

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The cap was put in place to a) defend small market (read: sunbelt) teams like the Hurrishits and keep the playing field somewhat level, and b) for "cost certainty", (read: ensuring more money for the owners)

thinking about detroit

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>cheese not completely melted
FUCKING DROPPED

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Doughty has been playing 30min forever and he's fine. Goalies are in a different ballpark

salaries arent the only way athletes get paid, most nfl players make a killing on endorsements.

slicking my greasy sweaty hair back all summer so I can have some real good lettuce up there come opening night, lads

he's weeping every night alright, just not over paycheck

go with the mullet instead. it commands respect and makes you better at hockey

This. Rob Gronkowski hasn't used a penny of his actual NFL salary yet, he's lived completely off endorsement money.

also their pensions they make as well on top of the salary they were paid, hes got literal lifetimes of money to live on

that's a lot of maize

man what a CORNY pizza! lol

I honestly feel bad for the guy. He is generational talent, who should win, win and win more but he is at the graveyard of first round picks.

im screen capping this epic joke

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can't wait to win some prizes and down some carnie foods

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too bad he wont have the quality of life past 40 to enjoy it

apehoop players get paid so much more its rather funny. entry level contracts for 1st overall players are upwards of $5m+/season when the player literally hasnt even done anything yet. somebody like andrew wiggins, who basically is a total bust, is getting paid over twice the amount per season that mcmeme does. a large portion of this country probably wouldnt even know who andrew wiggins is.

a goldfish that will live for 3 days after you take it home. Every time

I'd rather live 40 years like him than 80 years like me desu

probably nylander now that all the other shitty ones are gone

Leave /hoc/, you might change your mind

Seabrook, not a contest

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willie will bounce back next season

I'm pretty successful have a great six figure job and nice wife and a kid. But Gronkowski has probably the greatest life imaginable in the current day. I spend maybe an hour a week here, leaving forever isn't going to get me to gronk status.

Go back to your margaritas, Bob

my oldman wants me to go to a boreball game with him but i really dont like boreball

hope so

i really hope the relocanes get moved first. while we're on the topic, when are we getting that offer match?

>I spend maybe an hour a week here
ive been awake for 4 minutes and already been here for 20

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I went from being very excited for them this season to being mildly worried now after yesterday

kadri's a good dude

Friend of mine texted me "fuck" last night after seeing those Avs trades. Tragic, really

the avs will behead all infidels next season inshallah

At the gym lads
It’s leg day

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

might have to fire up the 'Q in the rain tonight lads

firing up the john deere boys

>And the most profitable league (NFL) has even lower salaries than the NHL.

Teams are like 60 guys with practice squads.

thinking about starting some semblance of a cardio routine on my off days from lifting during the week (tuesday and thursday)
leaning towards 8x12 burpees

Thank god my oldman only forced me to hokki games, it wasnt much of forcing.

He was really good himself back in the day, this was mid 1960's /early 70's . He was 1c in local hokki team, which was spinnoff from local pesäpallo team. My birth and his studies stopped him becoming pro, that pro status wasnt taking care of the bills back then. He became lawyer, as my granddad wished. I never met him, he died in the war against russians. Tough character.

I played lot of pondhokki myself but wasn't spectacular, I was more of bad boy than chad. Wasting my youth with wrong friends, tobacco and beer.

My son looks promising tho', already clear n1 goalie in local team for young boys. He will make his grandpa proud, he never was proud about me, even if I had some success in my life after those youthood failures.

For me it's the 2019/20 Stanley Cup winning Toronto Maple Leafs.

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>He hasn’t cut his grass yet
I’ve got a zero turn laser z I also have 7 acres up front and 4 in the back I even got a ravine going back to the river

this but unironically

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yikes

Amazing post!

>cardio routine
literally /fit/ tier

hockey might be for everyone
but hockey is NOT for b*itish

Kadri is a good player, and I say that as a Boston fan who fucking hates the guy. He had back-to-back 30 goal seasons before this past year and he's got prettt good vision on the ice. He is a dirty fuck, but maybe if he won't be playing >us he wont chimpout as hard.

i've been cutting for 3 months and still have a gut i wanna lose it quicker
its summer time biiiieieeeeetttccchhh

Great post

>still have a gut
Doesn't matter when you have big chest big arms big back and big quads user

i want to grate cheese on my abs

>tfw watching grass grow at family vacation cottage over webcam
>three more weeks before I can head over there and fire up the Craftsman

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Shut up incel

make sure to stock up on fuel. Longer lengths of grass = more work for the mower = lots of gas being burned up

You mean your parents do Ted

ok tubby

the amount of seething retards who though Frogtreal would win will crash the COPE market harder than Marner

why is /hoc/ so rude today?

Why'd he do it, bros?

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hungover

pussywhipped by his 6/10 turboslut gf

Truth be told, he'll only hang out in the downtown area and Brossard like all the Habs players, doubt he'd venture into Hochelaga.

Ok this is epic

Gary finna Florida-Chicago final

Its just banter la

r00d

the heat is getting on people's nerves and causing this bickering

same reason equatorial countries are most violent

Please give /x/ tier theories on why Canada hasn’t gotten a Stanley cup since 1993.

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>ted
Sorry pal I live in Idaho

but 80% of /hoc/ is people living in the godforsaken hellscape of the global north with air conditioning.

Good Canadian players don't want to play for Canadian teams

Canada is now officially /queer/ and /islam/. Thats not gel with /hoc/.

Just finished leg day
Boy I don’t think I’m gonna be able to walk

has anyone done the math? there are 7 canadian teams out of 31 total (currently). what is the statistical probability of no canadian team winning the cup for 25 consecutive seasons?

>turboslut
well you can't just give that reasoning and not share a picture with the class

Canadian fan bases are so insufferable that GMs subconsciously sabotage their own teams to punish the fans.

There isn't a "Canada team" in the league. There are teams based in Canadian cities, that try to win the cup for their city/fans, but not for an entire nation. That's what the olympics are for, and they've won there enough.

Got a call from Bergevin he told me he about to offersheet bulju

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3 year deal, 2.1M overall

Oilels won't match

can't handle subpar sunbelt ice

I've actually worked it out before. Canadian teams actually have more playoff success per capita than American teams. If you look at teams making it to the finals in the past two decades, there has been a smaller percentage of all American teams than there has been Canadian teams. There are just a handful of really good American teams these past couple of decades.

Question for /hoc/: Have you ever felt like there was more? Like someone else was keeping score and what could make you whole was simply out of reach?

Based, never enough Finnish bulls in >my team

>have to give up a 3rd and overpay a finnish bust for 3 years
It would be easier to just trade with them.

nope

>implying they want anyone from the hasb

Storming hard lads

Didn't think so.

it may here, radar map is all spotty. Hoping it doesn't ruin cigar time on the porch

midwest? finna boutta here too. finally. they've been calling for it for a week and it keeps not happening

>no more hockey news
>months before hockey starts again
>only sports on are dykegrass
>dykegrass being forced harder than a metal rod in a trannys open gash wound

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how does it feel knowing he doesn't really want to play for you? it must hurt a little

it has to do with the curse Patrick Roy put on the Habs in his final game for them

>habs failed
I guess you could say they "croaked"

Is it, dare I say it, their year?

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>lawson crouse
you now remember colorado fans bitching about drafting rantanen instead of good north-american boy crouse

you're in luck, i happen to be a math genious
pic related is the odds; long story short: canada sucks

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Math is for gay-ass nerds

Canada won 66% of all Stanley Cups prior to Bettman's first season and 0% since then. There, there's your answer.

guess again dumbfuck

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dont see anything here really, just a generous teacher staying behind to help his students succeed

yeah it was all i could find hahaha

desperately trying to get in to other sports. Tell me about kappo kaako. Also, what kind of polish do you use to clean your pucks? Mine are most dull and I would like to restore them to their original shine that caught my eye in the puck store window display.

Thank you most indubitably.

gary bettman is an american jew

i use my own natural puck juices and water

Who here /Gary/

GOD DAMN I WANT THIS NOSELICKING RETARD FUCKER TO DIE AND STOP RUINING FINLANDS ALREADY POOR REPUTATION

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Remember: cheering for an American team is cheering for Gary Bettman

>needing tutoring
women are so stupid

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Women are God’s only mistake

What kind of tea do you's all drink during intermission? For me it's p&g orignal. Can't fuck with that.

youtube.com/watch?v=KTIiwAAX8gs
B
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he'll be back in binland soon so he can be welcomed back as a hero

bong get out

*tea bags the britbong*

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You guys gonna watch the GCW show on Thursday?

thinking about how Datsyuck spent over a decade in the states and never really learned english

Makes me wonder if he yells BAM BAM during practice

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>Danny @[literalwho]: "what does this mean? if they match can Aho choose hear or stay in Carolina? Will be qc after match non?"
>Francois Tremblay @[literal who]: "is true than why sign? All contract is already ours you are stealing him from mtl, he wants to play here"
>Jason souza @[literalwho] "But they haven't matched it doesn't matter what the owner says, he can't match it so Aho will be free. GMBM knows this everything else is a lie."
I think I learned how Bruins and Leafs fans feel just now

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Ill stuff so many crumpets on your mouth you'll be shitting biscuits and singing go save the queen you fat sunbelt hill billy pussies

Get fucked shit stains

gotta give the brits credit for staying in the top division of IIHF Worlds

youtube.com/watch?v=PW_5hrSSsXI

It's pretty clear that he don't spend his free-time with anyone on the team. Quite sad really, no wonder he wants to be traded.

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>drafting

Hmm seems like we got the offersheet matched. 5 years for Aho for a low cap hit. We can now afford to add another piece like Dzingel.
Too bad we got BTFO though like all the frogs are telling me....

Even if Aho wants out in 5 years, that contract will make a return very lucrative in 3-4 years.

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I've been speaking English for 20 or so years and I Still struggle from time to time

>Russian sub burned, 14 dead
>US VP Pence cancelled trip to NH
>Putin cancelled all meetings and activities to meet with MoD
>VIP plane just left Washington DC
>EU security council emergency meeting
>Multiple global EAM (Emergency Action Messages) played over global USAF HF radio.

Aliens? WW3? Nothingburger?

Well, you are a frog, so it's expected from you to be low IQ

Thinking about going to the Canadian high commission in London and asking why they haven't won since 1993

Then going to the American embassy (McDonald's) and laughing about how fat they are

who's the big winner of free agency?

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we all know that in 5 years you are gonna lose your 26 year old franchise center and Montreal is gonna get a a great player for their 2nd line behind Kotkaniemi.

>french canadian intelligence

Heard from a credible source bulju will be banging bitches at ruisrock this weekend

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You aren't going to do either of those things

get me a McChicken while youre there, lad

Dallas because they got a bunch of washed up old fucks

Mmm no sweatie,I'm from the place with the best beaches on the continent

>walking around in London
i unno m8 seems a bit dangerous at night, innit?

pulju would've really benefited from older player showing him the ropes, like komarov did with kappy

or we're really good at sucking

Fuck off Sam

yeah but the laffs got spezza who is basically on par with marleau but almost $6mill cheaper

Only because I'll be too busy fucking your fat hill billy Mom you sunbelt no ice can't skate no hockey BITCH

Bout to boston cream myself

Buljurockers in the house tonight
Drink bonaqua and have a good time

Everyone without 6M+ AAV contracts signed

So not >rags, dullass, perds, pedosota, islels,

Gonna go ding dong ditch and leave a flaming bag of dogshit on the queens doorstep, lads

>Implying we won't trade him in his final year if he isn't willing to re-sign
We aren't the Islanders

What do you think is Bulju's favourite English word?

Why does friendly maniotba send sumbelters into a sputtering autistic homosexual rage? Well never know

Nah in the summer it's all tourists and super safe, place is fuckin packed currently. it's only bad directly outside of London

Spezza only signed with the leafs to stick it to toronto but he's actually just going to hurt the leafs lol

what's the best line combination? i'd say two canadians and a finn but colorado somehow makes a canadian/swede/finn trio work

cock

should i guy buy a mcchicken rn y/n

meant to say two canadians and a swede actually

for me, it was the euro twins

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One time I visited an old college buddy while on a business trip. All he had in his apartment was a carboard box for a table and an air mattress in the middle of the floor.

Of course wtf

>what's the best line combination?
5 russian players

KITTIES WINNING THE STANLEE BOWL NEXT SEASON CONFIRMED
nhl.com/panthers/news/bobrovsky-i-want-to-win-the-cup-thats-why-i-chose-the-panthers/c-308173066

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late

where is new thread homos

Isn't it past your bedtime, Kotka?
You can shitpost tomorrow.

Well they got the loser Luongo out, so they might have a chance

big crunch from kfc is better tbqh

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pussy

>Bon Aqua is an unincorporated community in Hickman County, Tennessee, United States. Bon Aqua is located in northern Hickman County 9.2 miles (14.8 km) south-southeast of Dickson. Bon Aqua has a post office with ZIP code 37025, which opened on March 5, 1842.

>The community was named for the "good water" of a nearby mineral spring. Remnants of the former mineral springs resort is preserved as the Bon Aqua Springs Historic District, listed on the National Register of Historic Places.

>Phillip Van Horn Weems was major of the 11th Tennessee, he owned Bon Aqua Springs before the war, Weems was killed in the Battle of Atlanta and in the 1880s was exhumed from the CS cemetery in Griffin, GA and brought back in a vinegar barrel by wagon and buried in the family cemetery located at the end of Weem's Cemetery road near Bon Aqua Springs. You can see the back of the Weems' house from the cemetery. Recorded on the Tennessee Civil War Message Board.

>Country Music legend Johnny Cash used to own Weems' old farm house for over 3 decades, and The Storytellers Museum which converted from a general store and recording studio that Johnny Cash used as a place for local concerts now become new landmark of Bon Aqua.

huh, the more you know

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>It's July 3rd
>Following Bergevin's example Julien Briesbois offer sheets Jesse Puljujärvi
>2.5x3
>Wanting to get rid of the team retard, Oilers don't match
>Puljujärvi goes on to have a 60 goal season
>Game 7 of the SCF Tampa vs. Edmonton
>Double ot, game tied 2-2
>Both Bolts goals by Puljujärvi
>He comes up the right side, cuts in and successfully pulls off the Forsberg to clinch the game for Tampa
>Wins Conn Smythe
>Stamkos fills cup with wine
>Paquette pisses in it
>Puljujärvi fills it with drool
>Puljujärvi wakes up
>It was all a dream
>Cries himself to sleep after the realization that he'll be stuck with the Oilers until he's a UFA

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Wtf dude why are you telling people

Bought a car today, which I am feeling pretty happy about tbf lads.
But shant post what car it is or pics, since you might try to doxx me (and laugh at my choice of car of course)

/hoc/ is for sharing and caring

Why did John call Trevor Daley a nigger?

Florida should bring back those uniforms. They got it right the first time.