/cric/ket world cup

lol

always knew england was in the top 10 for sexiest people
always knew everyone was queueing up to get a taste of pure british beef

it isn't shakib bro

why do you call us "seppos"? ;_;

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CAM ON INDIA

bro it's not shakib

Indians above Swedes and Irish? Are you fucking serious

Lad pre martial sex is way common these days

>shakibs out
oh well, I can go to bed happy knowing the thread op image was a shitpost I made laughing at an indianposter's height

bro it is shakib

>3. Filipino
Always knew they were the master race

>Indian higher than BIG BLACK KOCK
what did they mean by this?

Inshallah visiting Calcutta this week

No

Tamim dropped the World Cup

Irish are fucking ugly mate, only good looking ones are the ones whose ancestors the Vikings got to

t. Irish parents

>bro
Uhhhhhhhh, sweetie, there are sisses here as well. Stop promoting the patriarchal norm of subjugation of women by refusing to acknowledge us xx :)

What's the best way to get live cricket scores (text)? Even /cric/'s commentary is faster than the BBC's.

based jynn

Riya Sen is too tier and her MMS ;)

get willow

Implying I'm not successful. I can trace my paternal lineage to the city of Kadhimiya through en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musa_al-Kadhim and maternal lineage to Damascus.

>SA with majority of black population
>6th sexiest nationality
Yea (((big 7 travel)))

woah big if true
indulge my fantasies, if I looked like a young Depp or Jensen Ackles here would I drown in hot girls?

>panda shit getting wickets
why the fuck do bongs give wickets for him all the time? should feel ashamed

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cricinfo/cricbuzz

Girls love Tommy Shelby and I read somewhere that the Irish accent is the sexiest thing for females
but nonetheless it's a meme chart, India shouldn't even be in it

Here is my reply to you, o Pakistani of decrepit stature.
You keep pointing to me, an Afghan man, and my people, the Afghans, as the source of Pakistan's corruption. Yet I offer you this question: why is it so that every country which has the misfortune of being close to Pakistan, geographically and politically, resents you and Jinnah's memory for creating you? Not only us Afghans, but also the Indians, the Bangladeshis and the British think lowly of you. Your only allies are those who feast upon canines, and Pakistan is yet another dog on their plate, a dog they're waiting to carve up.
So please, drop the act you are putting on and reply to me in kind. Pakistan, it is time to call it quits. For 70 years now you have plagued world maps with your presence. Hasn't it been enough?

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the brown ben stokes lad

So does englel have to lose for pakis to qualify?

How do I trace my bloodline? Some 23andme shit?

based supernaturalbro

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Grim

It's not even necessary

>not appreciating best character Arthur

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I use cricinfo on pc, cricbuzz on mobile
cricinfo has the better commentary but their site is fucking cancer and fucks out my phone browser

Tiger dude on the right literally looks like a wojak

He's a very good bowler tbeh

>Your only allies are those who feast upon canines, and Pakistan is yet another dog on their plate, a dog they're waiting to carve up.

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Why can't you beat us lad

Yes

I loved to fantasize about looking like Dean, when I first saw supernatural I was blown away by him. Prettyboy masculine types can't lose at all, it's been that way since forever

pakistan have to win against bangladesh in any case to qualify
if england lose pakis will be above them on 11 points.
if england win then pakistan will be competing with new zealand on net run rate on the same 11 points. Paki net run rate is already very bad so unless england absolutely hammer the kiwis pakistan are out.

obviously talking about the boers

pls be injured

;)

Tommy is the sad badboy with a soft spot and the pretty face, that's what the girls dig. I hope Cillian is the next Bond.

Bah, imagine a man who cares the opinion of other men; the same men who congregate on the basis of their vices, their impurity. To say one wishes to be in their company is a tacit approval of their actions, vile and sordid, unparalleled on the criterion of vice. So go, and be with your kind, those that reside in hell.

Bumrash btfo

cricbuzz is my choice after the horrible crincinfo redesign

Then explain brazil at 4.
Yes there are countless good looking chicas but majority is fucked up.

cillian murphy is good looking yeah but the irish in general are not

accents are obviously being largely ignored as you can tell by the dutch not being dead last

>accents are obviously being largely ignored as you can tell by the dutch not being dead last
based

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Bum luck. Lost two finals in last ball. Asia cup and nidahas trophy,

it's based on conception of people

shitload of ugly anglos out there, but they'll all immediately think of Hugh Jackman or Michael Fassbender. similarly they'll think of the absolutely beautiful brazilians and ignore the monkeys

the new cricinfo is the epitome of pajeet code

>RRR: 8.92
Bangladesh don't deserve this

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If Cilian Murphy wasnt famous I guarantee that he wd be that guy that until you actually talked and got to know him you would think he was that weird creepy intense guy.

It seems like the concept of diplomacy is lost on your troglodyte mind.
And if heaven is filled with Pakistanis, then I'll have to prepare a whisky glazed ham tonight because I'd much rather reside in hell.

I am smug that my accent is what foreigners think of when they say 'the british accent'
refined, sophisticated, home counties, none of that negrofied inner city wannabe jamaican or the various northern voices that make you sound like a simpleton even on the rare occasion you aren't one

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Take birth in a noble family.

>Your only allies are those who feast upon canines, and Pakistan is yet another dog on their plate, a dog they're waiting to carve up.
Bhot hard bhot hard

He's good looking without coming off as aspie, unlike Benadryl Cucumberpatch.

yearn for the simple functionality of mid 2000s websites

everything has to be pretty and minimalist now and it is fucking horrible

hope you knock out pakis though

>Armenian above English
>Danish in the top 5
>No Sweden in top 10

Yikes!

When i think british west have supporters saying shit like "oi wuts goin on guvna" comes to mind

Yorkshire was voted most intelligent sounding accent few years ago if im not wrong. Brummy was last.

Bangloldesh btfo

>RRR: 9.54

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Yes, I remember /ourlad/ Dinesh Karthik dabbing on ya’ll

English accent is very thick, american LA type accent is considered better and easy to understand because of hollywood influence.
Australian is considered second but they can sometimes speak very fast.

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SHAMI WHAT ARE YOU DOING REEEEE

yeah that'll be hilarious specially if England loses tomorrow.

Do people even speak “colonial” English or is it just >us?

Google's score widget is neat. Helps me shitpost while looking at the live score.

>blunderdesh

I remember seeing another list where Sweden was near the top and both India and Britain were in the lower ranks with the same score kek.

aussie did you screencap that hot bangla girl with the glasses?

Sir pls teach me to java sir I am also become student of you sir

Ahhh, there's nothing comfier than sitting on my custom shitter that warms itself up at the touch of a button so I can feel nice and toasty when I'm popping out hard, solid chunks as a result of my impeccable diet.

17 off the over

people always take refined english accents over any other native english-speaking accent

I blame bloated javascript frameworks
you can get away with it for most sites but if you're giving live scores with a constant refresh you need to at least try and optimize the fucking thing

shameme is so overrated
grabs a lot of wickets but conceded 20 runs an over

Heard michael fassbender was a woman beater

MOTHERFUCKER PUT HIS FLAG IN THE WAY

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>Saifuddin
>right hand bowler
>left hand bat
Why do player's do this?

Andrews filed a restraining order in March 2010, requesting Fassbender stay at least 100 yards away from her and her two children. She also sought $24,000 to pay for medical bills that were the result of the injuries she says she suffered after Fassbender abused her on multiple occasions.

One instance of abuse allegedly occurred after Fassbender and Andrews were having dinner with friends at a restaurant. According to The Daily Beast, the court filings say Fassbender became angry with Andrews after one of her ex-boyfriends came over to their table to say hello. The actor’s anger carried over to the car ride home.

Andrews says Fassbender was driving recklessly and screaming at her, so she put the car in stop, got out of the car, and walked over to the driver’s side to take the key out of the ignition. Fassbender allegedly put the car in drive, dragging Andrews along with it.

“I went to the hospital and had a twisted left ankle, blown out left knee cap and a bursted ovarian cyst,” Andrews’ filing reads. “Lots of internal bleeding.”

A second instance of abuse reportedly occurred at a July 2009 film festival. Fassbender had been partying late and came back to his hotel room with a friend and the two tried to get into bed with Andrews. She says she ended up checking into another room so she could avoid the two men. The next morning Andrews found Fassbender “sleeping in urine” and when she tried to wake him up, he allegedly threw her over a chair and broke her nose.

Fassbender has never spoken about the allegations publicly. When asked for comment from The Daily Beast, Andrews only had this to say: “You’ve got the paperwork. What more is there to say?”

hmmmm

Tried what americans call Tortilla chips and found out that we had a better of this version all this time.

she was on screen for a moment
really qt

Europe maybe not in Asia.

What’s our version

Is the chase, dare i say it, on?

Gn lads
Had a good days rest. Back to toil tom.

its getting intredasting

>i have high standard for girls
>that mongrel is a qt
yep, homo confirmed

Good to see a team fight back and not just roll over then say they lost intentionally to own the muzzies

it was not that girl it was the girl below her I think

This 2bh

Mad angles. They are more in quantity, have more flavour and have thicker chip.
Tortilla is thin like papad with less flavour.

At least we put up a fight unlike someone keeling over for 140

>Mad angles
Tortilla chips are way better than khakra

>We

papad master race

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>RRR: 9.35
ouch

based
this one is decent for sure
would love a kiss

Based. Thanks user.

Imagine if India pull this off and then England beat the sheepfuckers tomorrow.
Devastating.

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How do you know what khakra is???

>India
*Bangladesh

shami conceding too much

Holy kek
India might actually lose this one

imagine a handsome (no homo) man like fassbender asked you to come to his hotel room and double team his wife. would you say no? i 100% wouldnt

Lift your standards

does anyone want poo peeland in the semis? nothing against them they're just a bit... vanilla

Bangladesh lookin dangerous here

>papad
No. Just because beans and lentils are all you have to eat doesn't mean they make the best snacks
we have indian food warehouses full of spices, weird food and treats

no

The RRR just keeps rising despite all the boundaries they get.
Sorry to be a buzzkill but it's beyond impossible.

rather the wife not be there at all

Have slower balls been unbeatable at this World Cup? Every team struggles desu

>Cricket is so boring the commentators are literally having a conversation about yawning

Lads, I've got diarrhoea

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My oneitis has the biggest fattest tits I've seen and yet they're still aesthetic and proportionate to her body
god fucking damn, they're huge.

BOWL'D BY BUMRAH

Tortilla is just dumbed down version of mad angles.
Now I know that tortilla must have been original snack but they are definitely worse unless you are a fatass who keeps a jar of cheese with him to dip that flavour less papad in.

yeah it will be lame if they qualify instead of pak or bang

post a pic, blur out her face

BUM
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BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD

that's always been the case tbqh
hopefully this will finally be the end of the yorker meme

England is stronger and should loose.

Welp another one undone by a slower ball

ohhh very sad!!! for bangladesh

Alicia Vikander is pretty hot though

Theyre that team that seems to do pretty well with almost zero in terms of stand out talent.

haha aww Bangladesh winning hearts again aww

They should just bowl slower balls every ball.

why does kohli always look so angry

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>RRR: 10.62
O O F
O
F

Nah. I don't share.

I can't even remember the last time they got a 6

Boult and Williamson mate

but I reckon they do well since New Zealand pitches generally resemble ODI pitches, so they're essentially a nation of limited overs specialists

>Alicia Vikander is pretty hot though
google her feet.

>dumbed down
wat
they're both just baked snacks, but tortilla chips are made with a tastier grain
I feel like you're getting hung up on their shape lad. It's like comparing rice and pasta

still seething about the short boundary

>Alicia Vikander is pretty hot though
As a trap sure.
She has no bobs no ashol

WALLOP

D H O N I
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this girl keeps sendin me pics of her hamster
finna getting annoying

SHWACKED

>ANOTHER WALLOP AND OUT MAN
gg

Le wallop and get out man

lel

Send her a picture of your dick every time she does it. She'll stop pretty quickly.

He keeps calling everyone on the field a bhenchod inside his own head

fun fact: one of my friends from bangalore says Virat is a cokehead

told her a hamster is a rat without a tail and she called me an afghan rat in retort
she's getting ignored the filthy rancid lig

He's from Delhi.

tell her how much you want her to shove it up your ass while you call her daddy
that'll get her to stop
or not
then go for it

Yeah those the two cut and dry ones and desu Boult is on the lower end. Other than that im not sure I remember a genuine world class talent since Shane Bond. Maybe Vettori but never loked him.

He does have the mannerisms but there's no way he could keep up the high all day under such scrutiny

you should go introduce her to the religion of peace for that slight against the great nation of afghanistan inshallah

Shaifuddin is based

He should have been put in earlier

Is India gonna blow this

I mean the signs are there

In case the pic doesn't make it clear, take my word for it, they're big and beautiful.

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>she called me an afghan rat in retort
Fucking rude. Time to introduce her to the religion of peace.

cringe
I need this ho for some favors in the future so I'll keep her on the leash

His height prolly

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not while playing, but she's partied with the team before supposedly and said Virat just goes somewhere by himself to do coke

open bob

>implying
Every Bollywood star from C list to A list is a drug addict of some sort. The IPL used to have a huge sleazy taint to it during the first few seasons under Lalit modi. There’s lots of stories about how the IPL players would stay up all night partying and doing drugs at after parties. Dhoni used to sit it all out and forbade CSK players from going to these parties.

RRR of 10.2 off 5 overs. Not great not terrible.

>bumrat

wtf ive never seen girls here go out dressed like that

Thought that would be pretty average for an Indian.

Her areoles are huge and brown

So who's watching the American dykes vs the English dykes in the World Carpet Muncher's Cup later?

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t-that's not short

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I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN

Will be rooting for England just like with the men’s team x

yeah bangladesh will be fine, I've seen worse.

yea but who cares, that's not performance enhancing
if he was coked out all day it might be cheating, but there's no way to get away with that when you've got a hundred cameras on you all day

I'm literally that much. I-It's not that bad r-right?

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So close yet so far...

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UPSET ON THE CARDS

I'll pass.

wicket looms

Volleyball is the only woman's sport worth watching.

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>Shami in charge of death bowling

If brainlet lower order just stayed in they would've chased this easily

BangBros' to lose.

India fucking SUCKS
>lose to englel
>almost lose to afganistan
>choking rn to banglel

I think if drugs were completely legalised then drug cheating should be allowed. Not like we dont already see it with caffeine. The quality od the game would go up too and a standard would be reached where people would be using these drugs safely.

;_;

Game’s a bit scary desu

Lads bit worried here
Bangbros always have us by the balls in world cups

imgur.com/a/NZXNcCg
im thinking IM BASED

What if these matches are fixed

>women's
>sport

I just don't think it should be cheating if you're doing drugs that make your performance worse
If you stay out all night on the coke, it's hardly going to help your batting average

such a good movie, I should rewatch it

Happens in all sports, look at that time when Liverpool thrashed Barcelona.

game finna boutta get exciting!

rajibul shitting it

BOWL'D

*ALERT* Stupid american here. When is rhe final and what would be the most exciting final matchup? Thanks in advance

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POOBEL

BUMGOD

Squeaky bum time

Was not expecting it

ogre

MADMAN

it was never in doubt anyway

Absolutely based BOOMRAH

tits are appreciated Ameribro

could have been an exciting game

DONE DONE DONE
HINDUSTAN ZINDABAAD

Sunday the 14th. The most exciting match up would be Pakistan vs India.

>what would be the most exciting final matchup
Australia vs England or India

AFGHAN CHAD

BASED FUCKING BUMGOD LADS

>the fizzle

Another thing bros, does Tinder actually work here or is it just the 'teehee no hookups I'm only here to make friends'/trannies/bots/catfishes/girls promoting their IGs? Pic related.

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Pakistan vs Pakistan

BANG BANG GOES BUMRAH

BUM
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BOOMGOD BOOMGOD BOOMGOD

>stupid
>american
don't you think that's a bit redundant mate?
also, to answer your question, most of the remaining matches should be interesting and the final is on 14th

If you’re interesting you’ll get swiped right. If they swipe right on you it means sex is on the cards.

Nobody uses tinder for “just franship deer”

gayyyy

GG Bangla bros. Nice game

boomrah is 2 good
decent effort by bangladesh tho
also who cares about that 87 year old hag

Bc theyre just there for free meels. Pehli hi clarify kar lio ki choot degi ki nahi.

BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD

Why must you assume that man must always resort to his base desires, when he himself has begotten all such constraints to deprive him of such notion?

India won't win the World Cup with this dogshit middle order desu

Dhoni should feel ashamed desu, after seeing how bang bros fought till last ball even though they were losing

rohit looks like my uncle
chubby faced la

Truthbomb

*last wicket

Lads, can you drop some elite truthbombs on me?

business idea: along with the man of the match award, introduce a comedy award for the worst player on the losing side, the one that did the most to ensure their team didn't make it over the line

Yeah but then that introduces the precedent of proving someones drug use worsened their performance which is incredibly difficult. George best said hed play blind drunk or even have a few shots at half time and score in the second.

wait
is afghanistan already out of title contention? what the frick?

That really wasn't a winner's mentality on display against England. What did the media make of it over there?

Hyped for tomorrow's game lads.

ellyse perry out for 3 in the lasses game lads. stumped by el goblino de ingles

>imagine Dhenier choking on these balls

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same

>imagine saving and reposting a sebbm

didn't single out dhoni, but criticized middle order in general for giving up like that. they tried to bait rohit and kohli to shit talk abt dhoni but they pussied out and said england's bowling was good in death overs

Maxmeme or Memeswell?

I'll never pass on an opportunity to drop any kind of a bomb on a paki haha

God I hate Manjrekar and Laxman

Pak vs India is never exciting. It's always one-sided. Now something like Australia vs. England might be more fun.

What the fuck, bachem? I am rescinding your vedic aryan membership card.

>Pak vs India is never exciting
This 2bh. Pakis used to beat >us all the time. And now India has the upper hand.

...

depends on the pitch. if its not a road india vs australia would be better. even pak vs aus won't be so bad if >amir show premiers. but yeah india vs pak would be boring with the mental block pak has against india in wc

cant bowl because I'm too self conscious to appeal

let fielders and wk do the dirty work lad. just give a smug smile when ump raises the finger

Bachem

Ill go with Maxlel

>englel beat ind
>ind beat banglol
>eng beat poopee
>banglol beat pookis
hmm going as planned ;)

dokhtarem
you this nigga

England or Australia are favs desu. I can see us losing the semis

Ahh yes, the tactical loss

have you even been watching the tournament? they havent won a single game. they havent even been rained out of one

Fornicate, incel.

It's merely jest, bachem :)

;)

yeah so
we still have to play a game
if we win that one are we thru?

If double digits both England and Pakistan lose their remaining match.

Mmmmmmm, yes dear. Come closer, deer and do the needful.

India and Pakistan both work together to create mass hysteria over war and religion to up each other’s defence budgets and gain popularity votes. The recent scuffle across the border was an example of both country’s leaders needing a popularity boost with one country’s economy going down the drain and the other country descending into bloodborne tier madness. The fifty people allegedly to have died in the terror attack are all safe and live under different identities

If double digits, England qualifies for the semis and wins the world cup.

who is the best cricket

any of you nibbas gonna watch copa america? I remember one of yous replied to me when I made a post there that got a ton of (You)'s

What does Namak Haraam mean?

Jews did 9/11
Abrahamic religions are kiked
Trump is a Zionist puppet
Voting is useless. All candidates are kiked
Incels should have sex. That’s the only way to cure incels
Bumgod and pissrat are elite. That’s why /cric/ hates them
England will win the world cup

>namak: salt
>haram: bad
It's bad salt

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Salty Bitch

Yes it’s my birthday tomorrow. Gonna watch Messoy lose it’ll be a good bday present

Just got back into cricket, what matches or highlights from the last five years should I watch?

I only watch cricket and esports m9
The patrician combo

Salt which has gone bad. Usually happens in rainy season due to excess humidity

none, there aren't any good cricket matches any more

its on at half 1 in the fucking morning so no
it will be 0-0 and brazil wins on pens

England still qualify but face Australia in the semis

Is he, I dare say, elite?

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just sleep less

have sex

(that was the prediction)

appreciate the offer but the sidepiece wouldnt like that

Lads, granny's too based. Dadima khub jordar

>off by one again

Cricket World Cup really should introduce/reintroduce the format of separate groups I think. More boring to see a semi final where the two teams have already played

I would rather get some sleep and be refreshed for work than stay up watching filthy sudacas dive for 2 hours

Pakistan will be in the semifinals
Check em

yeah, shekelstein wouldnt want you to nod off now would he

So we’re watching based England btfo Americans next ?

I would happily stay up if it were something actually good

Yeah, not a fan of this 10-team round robin format. I think the upcoming T20 World Cup has groups.

Is OnePlus good or will Chang spy on me?

it will be good believe you me

Based bangla bro will keep those inbred pakis in their place

>Typical isheep fag
>Not using based android multiwindow feature

He's aam aadmi voter that's why

Xian Lu will spy on you but it’s worth it. Little on the higher side tho. They started pricing it higher every release after the phone got successful

>watching women football
that'd be the grimmest thing to do. Shan't.

new one punch man episode out lads

Nah. The semis will be Australia vs England and India vs New Zealand.

>tms is covering the wamen's ashes rather than india vs bangladesh

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lol no they didnt i listened to the whole thing

sooo tired
of life that is

>India has never faced New Zealand in an ODI world cup semi-final
>India's only game against New Zealand in the group stage was washed away.

Only one way to fix this. And that would be an India vs New Zealand semi-final.

Goodnight lads

gn dr boro

good night bby

>going to bed at 7:30pm
o am laffin

It’s my birthday today. Turn 27 lads

its opposite in australia so 0:37

Happy birthday.

Good night and don't let the hunstmen spiders bite.

happy bday lad. Also get off Yea Forums you boomer

Speaking of boomers, are any of you old enough to remember the chimpout in that 1996 semi-final? I wasn't alive at that point of time soooooo....

happy birthday sweetie...

I would have been old enough but wasn't interested in cricket at the time. was all about that euro 96

Very very vaguely. Although the very first thing I definitely remember watching was pic related.

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Thanks lads

jesus christ granpa

why am I grandpa but gets a sweetie, we are roughly the same age

lasses game is actually going down to the wire, aus are 177/8 with 11 to get

sorry I only like brown men ahaha...

sorry 167/8, england made 177

While the Australian captain cheats and blubs on TV, Kohli is quietly showing what a real star is made of.
#blownaway

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kohli is a nonce

#Respect #KingKohli #CheaterOZ #BanOZ

England stop fucking losing to every country you colonised score SAM FAKN GOALS

anyone watchin the wimmin? the other Yea Forums threads are too cancerous

umm sweetie #hastags don't work here ;)

Last night i dreamt of Sri Lanka - Bangladesh final

ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL ERA PENAL

NZ needs to win to keep 1992 memes alive

all we need to do is not get owned super hard and even if we lose we're basically guaranteed a semi, right?

if we lose at all its down to bang vs pak net run rate

Even if you lose, you still go through unless Pakistan thrashes Bangladesh hard which they won't because Bangladesh are more than a decent team now.

no, please don't post pleb comments such as this on here

Wonder if they fucked

hey get your depraved mind outta here fren

I hope not, but then again bangbros are already out and if pakistan need a huge win to make the semis, I don't trust that the bangers won't throw the game for a bit of money to make sure pak get through.

toastan a zataar bread rn for the dins x

Looks unusually Caucasoidal for a Patel.

all of the Indian subcontinent have caucasoidal skulls silly

Their dental pattern is supposed to be similar to the Andaman people though.

1. Ukrainian
3. Filipino
must’ve been all sexpat boomers taking this survey

Just woke up

just came back from having with the boys
now chugging some coffee to stay awake for argentina-brazil
christ, life is a struggle, thank god my vacation started today, no more wagecucking the coming 50 days

>50 (FIFTY) DAYES VACATION
>5.0.
Jfc you guys have it made

no you didn't
you are still asleep
infact, none of you here are truly awake

Correct

top 4 that consistently perform:
>kane

top 4 that dont consistently perform:
>smith
>kohli
>root

made a bet tonight about the winner of this cup with my indian buddy
he's normally pessimistic but he is 100% convinced india will win whereas I am now convinced the aussies will win. Winner has to buy the other dinner. India has not looked that good their last few matches. Australia has grown in the tournament.

Nice blog m8, subscribed

jesus pajeet
dont be butthurt because of my prediction

christ, just off yourself

>That is the beauty and promise Pant brings. His daring, his bold strokeplay, the gay abandon with which he bats - they make him not just a joy to watch, but also promise hope.
>daring bold strokeplay
>gay abandon
ESPN is gay lmoa

tipping this is Jarrod Kimber

golapudi

>he is 100% convinced india
>with Dhawan out
What an absolute casual

the living nightmare of facing new zealand in a semi final

he's even more cazzie than me and I didnt know this sport existed 2 weeks ago
imagine that, free dinner for me

hate fat people
cannot stand them

based

based Sri Lankan here.. we beat England so we don't care what y'all cry about.. we won when it mattered

BASED

I'm on holiday in new Zealand. Hello new Zealanders

Just HEEM'd some poof tourist who said hello to me lads

if you're a freedom shitter you can get the fuck out 2bh

*performs a passionate haka for you*

stuff.co.nz/sport/113951678/prominent-sportsman-linked-to-drug-syndicate-case-can-keep-name-secret--for-now

Must be a rugby player, all the others involved are polys

based ali williams

hope poo peeland wins tomorrow so at least the pookistan-poongladesh match actually matters

>poo pealand “women”
nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12246232

Hot

pic up the phone asshole

hope the NZ/ENG match gets rained out so Pakistan is fucked

>Filipino
Discarded

Will England miss the semis?

England lost their semi to USA earlier mate

If Australia wins this then ODI WC will officially be Australiawinslol

If England wins tonight it will officially be the death of Cricket as we know it.

certain balding Englishman definitely missing his semis right now

cannot wait to go to bed wondering how the game is going and then waking up after it finishes

>be cricinfo
>literally make a *blocks your path* article

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Will Kane score a century?

on average kane will score 124 runs for every wicket

>table topping new zealand
>still not qualified for the semis
Oh no

Inshallah they will qualify today

poop

where's that incellah nigga at?

Got bullied tfo by shitspouter

committed suicide after 5min of shitspouter treatment

figuring 2hrs viewing till 11.30pm, then wake up at 6, check score, if it's banging get up, if not, sleep more

/rug/s up lads

If England bat first, they win. Simple.

been farting all day then i took a nice big india, bangaldesh and pakistan. Feel so much better now might need to take a shower though haha

good morning anglo cric

sounds rank

what about curries, wogs and boongas m8. you a racist?

Haloooo (i'm not girl)

Good morning friend

> Cricket starts at 7:30
based

once dated an indian girl she had a fetish of pissing on my while we had sex and i let her do it ama

are you as elite and muscular as you sound?

Once an Aussie called me by mistake, we had a nice chat for a minute. It's been ten years and I still cherish that memory.

Who provided the raita?

white south africans btfo everyone by a massive margin. aussies are beautiful too, just cannot deny it. americans used to be absolute top tier but the muttification and obesity has ruined them.

we are pitiful. maybe the ugliest """white""" country in the world.

Which games did she stream?

youtube.com/watch?v=ngUe-Nst8dI

Beer then grass you're on your arse.
Grass then beer you're in the clear.

Nuclear truthie right here. South African women are so fucking hot, definitely my kryptonite.

>tall
>extremely attractive but seldom appear unattainably attractive or "supermodel" hot
>crazy accent
>always in great shape

>t. Daryl maori tuffy

YES

whisky then weed then beer then ritalin you're shittin on em

Mate you’re preaching to the choir.

went and had a couple if oints with an ex lads, got home before the kiddos, perfect crime. fuck she looked good damn

Can you please stop calling my elderly parents on their landline? They’re sick of your Microsoft scams.

>racist as fuck
ah yes

lots of big brain truthies this morning

>drinking alcohol
grim

this is a fair point

>˙ɹɐǝlɔ ǝɥʇ ui ǝɹ,noʎ ɹǝǝq uǝɥʇ ssɐɹפ
>˙ǝsɹɐ ɹnoʎ uo ǝɹ,noʎ ssɐɹƃ uǝɥʇ ɹǝǝq

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grass then arse you're in the bath

South African/English bitch i follow on ig. Would have to concur with you lads that they truly are the sexiest creatures walking the earth right now

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holy fuck what a disaster of a post:
>went and had a couple if pints with an ex lads, got home before the missus, perfect crime. fuck she looked good damn

Good to see you’ve found a new meme to appropriate and then absolutely run into the ground fatguts, not that you’d know much about running.

If I meet my ex I'm pretty sure we'd end up having sex. Too bad she's married.

I assumed you meant joints and I was disappointed in the lads. Can’t have a solo mum smoking up before the kids come home.

literally ruins everything

yeah I know looked bad for a sec sorry m8

I wanted to fuck her brains out, but yep I'm not single fml

It was pretty based i was only 16 at the time, im still friends with her cousin she has since gone lesbian in her thirties lol.

did she ever go number twos?

seen some absolute dogs breakfasts coming out of South Africa Tbh

Had a girlfriend say to me during pillow talk that if we broke up she’d still fuck me even if she had a boyfriend, and sure enough, she hit me up a couple of times after we broke up. Hard to trust these walking snails after that truthie.

how are the women though

what a whore, but you must shag like a panther m8

first class blogging lads

youtu.be/2Z7zseb4sG4

absolute dogs breakfasts mate

and then sebbo fucks it up with a SHITTY YouTube link what a complete fucking failure

KEK

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>angry rantman's best angry rant in ages is shitty

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>LE EPIC ANGRY RANTMAN XDDDD
Back to Facebook and Reddit with you

reeks of indiachan

>LE GO BACK LE FACEBOOG LE LEDDIT DDDDDDDDDDDD

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Must be doing something right, as I’ve got the reload time of a civil war musket haha. A girl once called me goldilocks, which might be the most backhanded compliment I’ve ever received?

Reverse colonization is in progress.

MY GOD BOOBS (.)(.)

any other good youtube channels like angry rantman you can recommend bla?

is nz going to win?

Elite truth bombs.
My ex still hits me up when she's in town for work.

golly gee I sure hope so friendo

honestly? based

any advice on contacting your ex lads? haven't had a blowie like hers in awhile. i broke up with her two years ago next week.

>reload time
I don't get it
>goldilocks
I don't get it

Yes, El Boulto will tear through the English defenses and secure a glorious 5fer, and Williamson will bring it all home from there

>reload time
Time between sex sessions
>goldilocks
Dick size not too big not too small

how's the weather looking today? abandoned match due to rain would be kino for fucking over pakis

ah ok. seemed a bit obscure

Not really that obscure m8, gotta be retarded not to get what he was saying

/Cric/ incarnate

knowing you, she's moved on and is doing much better. doubt she'd reply. have a good one.

If she hasn't reached out it's over la. It'll seem weird and desperate if you make contact.

Tried making contact with this spanish bitch with massive tiddies i came very close to fucking a couple years back. Was awkward with the google translate shit, she didn’t recognize me and left me on read. Grim stuff

she's still friends with mum on facey, and she's not the type to move on; she'd honestly not moved on from any of her other exes before me
thanks la, guess for me it's tinder

No worry la. Good luck out there.

If you have common friends, talk to them, show how you're so happy and satisfied with your current girl, give no details, and then somehow talk to the ex. If she is even remotely into you she'll take the bait.

new

>5 posts early
Shan’t be posting there till this reaches bump limit

where did everyone go

here lad

yes, stay here, please

five hundred

what