/cric/

>Daniel

she looks classy
who is this, some billionaire's wife?

Who is this? I want to marry her

>some billionaire's wife
Clearly not. Look at her clothes and that car.

Lads, it's Lana Rhodes

saggy titted whore

Is she single?

probably her butlers car
clothes like perfectly fine

This means nothing to me. What is she famous for?

Awful team

Having sex

is it too much to ask for a pornstar that has no tattoos?

What a pathetic score
Just hand the cup to Australia

youtube.com/watch?v=3gN_UDm4zWo

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>dhoni dot

australia have probably been ball tampering for all cups they've won
now they've been caught I guarantee you they will never win a world cup again
print and plasticise this

>not even going to make it to 320
oh nononono

youtube.com/watch?v=_H6pBDEU_JY

Relax, Dhoni's still there.

Kek

Should I bet against Bangladesh bros? I don't think they're gonna hit 300+

>intentionally leaving the ball in the last 5 overs
kek this would make me seeth if i were indian
remember tim paine batting slow as shit in a few run chases that made it impossible for the guys behind him when he inevitably got out on 13 (29)

youtube.com/watch?v=46W8x5IRv2Q

looks fast as hell

what even are the odds for that? 1.10?

got a goblin batting in the women's ashes lads

Holy fuck I want that hat lmaooo

Based boomer Dhoni

>another bad final over

RETIRE YOU USELESS FAT OLD BIHARI BASTARD

They could unironically chase this total.

HOLY FUCK THIS TEAM IS GARBAGE

Based old man Dhoni

>poohni not taking the single

What a fucking egomaniacal hack

*Sip* 300 now that's a good target

>MS DOS
Embarrassing

Should kill himself after that

kek

>Phoni

>getting the cuter opener out first
Fuck's sake Australia.

why weren't you here for the ind vs eng match lad?

Thank you Based Dhobi!

Why don't they just keep hitting sixes until they're just too far ahead for the other team to beat?

>didn't lay India when they were 1.03
It's like I hate money

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couldnt post the last couple of days, had some things to do

Oh no no no no

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not funny

Would bleach this lass into 2030.

KEK

I see far hotter randoms on IG

fat arms

india finna lose this one

>t. homosesual

Might kill myself

Women's ashes going about as well as the men's ashes will, I see.

just have higher standards than you

post pics

>from 180-0 in 29th over to 314-9
poor effort desu

Just lost all hope desu lads. Australia is winning this WC

Don't do it desu-senpai

>India reach the pre match predicted total
>Cazzies react by saying India will lose

Right guess I’ll have to go for some domino’s now lads

This

reminder rajibul tipped Australia before the tournament began

Bangladesh will knock this meagre total off in 45 overs.

grim

>implying

315 is above par for this ground

Cringeladesh lost this when they dropped shartma

19-4 englands collapsing. the wallarbies are amongst the leaves or whatever they eat. Fucking englands batting has been awful and dont seem to be able to cope with balls moving in from outside off stump. Its almost like going fishing.

india is so shit lol

yeah? like chicks with cocks?

>19-4
BTFO

eating some bolani

>19/4
kek

KEK

K E K

no
have six you freak

Pucovski just got 138 for Australia A

Ready fo the next GOAT to dominate world cricket lads?

Cheers just layed India 1.16 for $100k

Bangladesh has never lost a when Mustafiz took 3 wickets or more ! !

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How's that Australian Punjabi who captained Aus U19 faring?

India
England
Australia (c)
Sri Lanka
Pakistan
Bangladesh
South Africa (wk)
Ireland
Zimbabwe
West Indies
New Zealand

Sub: Afghanistan

Should've mentioned they'll be bowled out after reaching India's total.

kill you'reself

I'll green up before that

POOJIBULLS HAVE DIS BLA

>pakistan batting and not bowling

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Indian milkers ooooh

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Why?

dunno

Shame they removed DOM30

Not vedic aryan

Fat cunt

K

sangha? pretty grim
espncricinfo.com/australia/content/player/959827.html

so if bangladesh loses, is it ogre for them?

what do australians plan to do about the growing kangaroo menace?

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ig?

>After the World Cup India will play the West Indies
>In 3 T20 games
>Then 3 ODI games
>Then 2 Tests
>Then in December they play them another 6 times

what the fuck
that sounds horrible
I'm a cazzie but surely you lads will accept that there needs to be some sort of purpose or strategy to these games - which the World Cup provides.

What good can come from playing the Windies 8 consecutive times?

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Rape them into submission

>criio cup
What the fuck?

if I ever encountered Daniel in a self defence situation I would not hesitate to kick in all his teeth and break every bone in his body
I would regret the damage caused but I would be glad to have defended myself

>the KFC Big Bash League
oh wow... thats grim

McEnroe
Borg
Agassi
Federer (C)
Nadal
Djokovic
Connors (W)
Becker
Sampras
Roddick
Karlovic

it's how cricket's always played mate

forced meme

>no kyrgiwog

what's wrong with your face?

even bongs have forgotten andy murray ever existed

do you as a non-Indian and non-Caribbean give a shit about the 8 games? will you watch?

As a casual I think I'll watch the Ashes and then suspend watching for a year until the T20 comes around desu.

I need the competition feel to enjoy it, yesterday's game was terrible from my pov.

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How the fuck did aus drop that catch? women are amateurs

Am i a cazzie if I only watch the world cup and the ashes

i assume a lot of women are amateurs, or at least not full time pros

For me, it's (You).

textbook case I'm afraid
watch the T20 World Cup though
It's short and sweet and more meme teams take part like Hong Kong and Oman.

I weigh only 70 kilos

where does Kyrgios slot in?

Yes

do hong kong have actual chinese lads playing or is it just white guys who live there?

Why does everyone in Europe use the Latin script? There is a different script for almost every Indian language.

almost every north indian language uses dev nagiri script my nibba

And you're 4'9"

I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

>10 dot balls in a row

cloudflare getting rekd
half the internet just died

Are we back?

>meme fielding

bullshit misfielding

>memeflare

5’9. I’m Indian, not an Auckland hobbit.

bet that old lady was a looker back in the day

cba with these meme matches anymore we need some fuckin semis

Guess the score at which the first wicket will fall and win a prize. This is for real.

India in trouble

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yeah, the tests at the very least

you're stuck in the soccer mindset mate, there is plenty of competition. there's history between the countries and national reputations on the line.

At that height you're underweight. You should be 80-85kg of mostly muscle.

I would kick your stickman teeth in you clown

just input all the variables and parameters into my model and I'm getting a reading saying 54 ere

why is shami not bowling

was diabolical against england

oh there he is

43

Just realised Yea Forums is still blocked. What a fucking joke.

>5'9

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>Federer (C)
bad meme. Nadal is the most cerebral player of all time

314

Who can beat the worm?

it's for your own good

been beating my worm all afternoon lad

Who the fuck is the worm

were you getting a "Bad gateway" error earlier? I have to use a DNS to get around the block and it kept giving me this error

plenty use cyrillic mate

the answer is rome and catholicism though. those with strong roman legacies in place like France, Italy and Spain all kept on using the latin alphabet. those who weren't, like the Irish, Scottish and the Germanic people (including the English) were educated by christian missionaries who were sent to convert them, and they all introduced the latin alphabet to them and replaced the older runic alphabets, of which there was a bit of variation in.

the greeks never had that latin legacy and so kept the greek alphabet. the slavs were largely educated and converted by the greeks instead, who created the cyrillic alphabet from them from the greek alphabet

They need to block the whole internet off for Australians

Our whole country is scared of sad edgy teenage boys.

>5'9
>85 kg of mostly muscle
that would be a fucking unit mate
I'm 6 foot 72 kg and built like michael phelps

Nah lad I'd rather have the ozzies on the net than have em shitposting irl

Your fingers look too thicc for someone who's slim. Lose some weight cunt, get down to 60.

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Every site that uses cloudfare had 502 error
A huge chunk of the internet fucked out for a bit there

ah okay, thanks

both of those faggots are 5'9 lol

this is called the worm graph. Incels at /cric/ trying force a meme out of it.

They're actually pussies. If you've ever been to Queensland you'll know that the Aussies cower in fear Everytime a big brown kiwi walks past

adding on to that, there is some differences in the latin alphabets
a lot of the english differences were lost as a result of Norman rule, but there used to be æ, þ and ð. other languages like italian technically don't use j, k, x, y and w at all

>make it large

SHAAAAMIIIIIII

100% convinced this kiwi (more like peewee) weighs about 10 stone after a big meal
would lay him out with a jab

IT WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

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BASED SHAMI

BASED SHAMI

craving a captain's cube

Any brown skin qts spotted in the crowd?

Captain's cube BTFO

BASED

lmao
I missed the end of india's innings, had to go to work when they were about 220/2
how did they only manage to make 314

>last time an aussie shitposted irl

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Bro it is shakib

SHAKIB
H
A
K
I
B

Reckon they need a double ton from Shakib

the batting line-up has been fucked ever since Dhawan left

Nice post
Pretty grim that the Germanic script didn't survive.

tamim iqbal finishes on -73 runs, following his drop of rohit in the india innings. well played mate!

What do I say when someone tells me to have sex?

;)

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their run rate was not high enough

Don't post pictures of that scum

It was down so CIA could transfer the data

How much does ya mum charge again?

Love this gimmick

I DON'T LIKE CRICKET

prepare to get arrested

cope

you going to put on a headscarf and look sad?

Reckon Bangladesh will be wanting to score as many runs as possible while also minimising the number of wickets that fall.

Don't be so melodramatic.

Superb insight

Fuck off back to your tranny discord

have sex

based

truthbomb- india are overrated garbage and lost to a pretty out of form england

it's shakib bro

Most likely winners of the World Cup
Australia>India>NZ>Pak>England>SL>Bang
Thoughts?

uhm sweetie... that loss against england was a surgical strike on pakistan table position

>thoughts?

Are you the cunt making up all the stories about fucking someone on the circuit and submitting it to #askTGC ?

truthbomb - you bugger your sister

sri lanka is already eliminated mate

All bullshit, Indian fans are saying it out of delusion

fuckin Prem Jyotish

bit gay

This
Someone call that fucker and tell him to shut up

no idea what you're talking about

>inb4 meme review

just imagine if actual athletic people cared about cricket
we'd be seeing more sixed than at a satanist meeting

kek
KEK
K-E-K

athleticism is a meme
usain bolt wanted to be a cricketer but wasn't good enough and focused on sprinting instead

On the grade cricketer podcast, they take fan questions at the end of every show and it's become a meme that every 'question' is just some spastic scenario where they tack 'thoughts?' on the end.

shit review

Kohli gonna get banned

What a review

I thought "thoughts" was a Yea Forums maymay

>bad review again

>kohli having a tantrum for the 50th time this World Cup
Shocker

>the reddit cricketer

why is Pant keeping and not Dhoni

think it's fair to say india are brainially broiled

source he was not good enough? how is athleticism not tied to how fast you can cunt the ball away? both from a bowler and a batters perspective

>aleem dar
Hmmmm

>pant keeping
Haha

oh how new

seemed like a fair decision desu. clear inside edge. also pakistan wants us to lose this match.

aleem dar is a professional and wouldn't let his hatred of india get in the way of making the correct decision

Hit bat?

Umm guys.. Who stole the flags?

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Just what is Kohlis problem? Is he just miffed by his subpar performance and having a hissy fit?

hairline is looking a bit like Chahals
grim

He has already been penalized and have been warned.
m.dailyhunt.in/news/india/english/cricket dhamaal english-epaper-cridhame/icc world cup 2019 virat kohli fined-newsid-121577224

thedailystar.net/icc-cricket-world-cup-2019/news/kohli-fined-excessive-appealing-1761220

archysport.com/2019/06/virat-kohli-penalized-for-excessive-appealing-during-clash-against-afghanistan/

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why is everybody so rude to each other irl

just look it up mate he talks about it all the time

you don't need to run fast to bowl fast, look at mitchell johnson who barely had a run up.
you don't need to be strong to hit the ball well, most of the top batsmen are quite lean and manlets. it's more to do with timing and your ability to place the ball in the right spot. when it's coming at you at 140 kph+ really you don't need to do much to get it to the boundary

As long as you don't look as malnourished as him.

Bowling fast is about hypercextending over your front knee, fast rotation of your obliques, fast arm rotation and powerful/flexible shoulder rotations. Lots of fast bowlers didn’t run very fast but where very flexible

bangladesh needs to change their flag ffs
all SAARC flags are shit (sri lanka and bhutan excepted perhaps) but kermits asshole is just the worst with all due respect to my iqbaluddin friends

Pissrat is a narcissist and throws a tantrum everytime he doesn’t get his way

What happened to dhobi?

dhoni coming back thank the lord

Still no ban

this is the american fallacy again
always comes down to we would dominate if we could send MUH HUGE NEGROS

well im just gonna believe you since I have been following this sport for lile 2 weeks

im not even getting the vegeta hairline, mines just going back equally all over. really horrible honestly am tempted to try fina

yeah, not yet but he needs to be careful.

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post a pic and we can assess the damage
how old are you?

Why would they ban someone who’s popular and makes them money

Because Pant is a better keeper. Dhoni is in the team because Kohli needs a father figure to make decisions for him.

windies would definitely still be a cricketing force if not for bolt and the sprinting revolution

Lol no

Really not liking this Hotstar meme chat

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Neutrality is a meme

am too self conscious about it to even post a pic on an anonymous imageboard. i know it looks like shit and cant handle others pointing it out. i'm only 23, i'd feel a lot better about it if i were at least older. fucking grim anglo genetics

even trump is on fina
everybody finna hop on the fina
take the finasteride pill (literally)

no they wouldnt, the west indies were never good
sure they won some world cups and didnt lose a series for 10 years or whatever, but if you look at hte matches themselves, the windies only won those matches because they were better than the teams they were playing. now they don't have that advantage and they are struggling

Just lurk a bit more mate

Forgetting based Nepal
Afghanistan is not bad either

Bumrah's going to be completely fucked by injuries later in his career with that bowling action isn't he

Nepal's flag is good

Why don't memedia allow hotstar in Bangladesh? Says I'm outside India? Really bitch we're literally inside India!

not the type of nigga to just stay lurkin silently

plus you never know who might recognise you, and then your names out there too and /cric/ is digging through your internet footprint
not good
that said, you should still post a picture
you can crop out your eyes and everything below

>kermits asshole
*ahem*

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australia's population is that of a middling city; you're guaranteed to doxx yourself by posting pictures on here

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Is this the world cup or some other series? I don't watch cricket at all.

the memes in this thread about fina rotting zachy's brain put me off. it genuinely scared me into thinking it'll do the same for me

youtu.be/_Hr4fg9pg_0?t=26 he mentions it in this interview even, said cricket was his favourite sport

rate him as a bowler but it is a horrible ungainly action that is an offence to all who appreciate bowling

nepal's flag should be a violation of international law
all nations decide to go for a rectangular flag and they fuck it up with their autism

if all flag shapes were allowed I'd prefer the triangular pennant, I like them more than rectangular flags

TV rights I think

They use Akamai(which peers with my ISP) so I get Hotstar on 100 Mbps and like 5 ms ping which is nice

i have no internet profile whatsoever, so thankfully that wouldn't be a problem. might take a picture later when i shower after the cricket, will see.

Always reminds me of that weirdo South African bowler

I have posted my genitals twice on Yea Forums but never my face
one was in a cricket thread actually, people were posting their bats so I posted mine with my balls hanging over the side

Also this coming from the toothpaste

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Publication rights and all that.
They will have to buy rights for your country and aren't allowed to just air without permission.
Do you have star channels?

good catch by virat

So lads, what are your fetishes haha :)

BASED

yep, I'm thinking bangbros btfo

it's all a meme
people saying fina kills your dick, your brain, gives you rectal cancer and whatnot
pretty sure people say that about every medicine, just google any medicine + impotence and I guarantee you'll find plenty of articles and hits

He’s a saffer using a VPN

Fuck off kohli, you're gonna get banned

Man’s afghani, lad

Are you dumb?

>pooumya

when girls stretch their toes out in tights/stockings

Sucking tranny cock haha

kholi seems like quite the asshole
would lay him out if he pointed his finger at me

Muslim girls tbqh they are a rarity

yeah i really should stop worrying about it and just try for myself.

this is the best.

watching pakistan getting fucked ;)

god I hate pissrat poohli

what a fuckin little shit he is

girls that aren't from the subcontinent

based

Muslim girls hit on me a lot but don’t do anything

BASED

have quite the list haha
>ass
>tits
>pussy
>penis in mouth
>penis in pussy
>pennis between titties

seething ;)

pits for me ;)

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Why do you like seeing people get fucked rather than doing the act itself? Are you a cuckold?

Intercourse through vagina

Would be pleased to watch kohli suffer after getting whacked in the genital region by a quick bowler

girl's

Surgical strikes on pak:)

>get put into lp for 2 games yesterday
>won 1
>lost the next 12 games all in a row
I’m depressed desu

no one talking to you paki

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quite patrician

Chill out lads.

those aren't really fetishes are they

Same desu

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/r/gatekeeping

edit: thanks for the platinum kind stranger!

>tfw haven't seen continuous 5 overs in any game of this WC and still post in every cric thread
Who else Chad?

Pooping in a toilet indoors.

you have adhd? sit and enjoy

I call them how I sees them

How's that? Are you a desi chad? Do they have a Hindu fetish?

Story time.
>be 10yo me
>playing cricket in the gully with gully kids
>my turn to bat
>hit an over pitched ball straight to towards this girl who was standing at off side
>ball hits the girl straight in the stomach
>she falls to the ground
>go over to her and see that she has pissed herself
>piss fetish ever since

ello caz

new lad starting at work next week has an indian name
hopefully I will be able to talk griget with him

heh

Fake and bluepilled reddit tier.

drinking piss? getting pissed on? or seeing a girl piss?

I lift a little but I think most of them have Hindu fetish as they are very sheltered

>hindu fetish
yottacope

>most of them have Hindu fetish
how does that work then? why don't prod girls have catholic fetishes over here?

Bit outlandish

chahal getting btfo lads

Everything other than drinking.

Calling for ghar wapsi, all of them have.

kek! i believe u ;)

>RRR: 7

is atheism a thing in india or is everyone religious in some way?

There’s many Hindu atheists, Muslim atheists, Christian atheists in India.

All of them bash their religions online but worship in the safety of their family and friends.

this statefarm ad on willow really getting annoying

atheism is a meme lad

You can be an atheist hindu.

It's a thing everywhere.

Many young people are pseudo atheists. Plus atheism is allowed in Hinduism

You can be an atheist and a Hindu m8.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charvaka

Lads, I hate women. They lack the proper comportment that is expected when one errs is one's actions.

>be me
>Some woman in the uni bumps into me and drops her purse
>She does nothing for a while and then grabs her bag and leaves
>tfw she didn't even apologise for bumping into me

He’s not wrong lad. In my state, most of the Muslim girls belong to lower castes and hang out with Dalits and end up eloping with them. I’ve already posted about this on /int/.

I got my tights fetish because when I was about 13 we were watching fight club with a few friends and there was a girl there who had her legs across my lap and was constantly messing around with her toes right under my nose and I damn near came in my pants

Yes jews can too. And there's no concept of God in buddhism either.

She waited for you to pick the purse up lad

that's interesting, i didn't know that

the gentleman should always apologize
you know what is the cure for such disorders? stonings.

I’m a Saraswat Brahman so not sure if it has anything to do with it. I don’t reveal my caste but I look very fair

Stop overanalysing every situation you autist. Just say sorry even if it isn’t your fault and move on

Beta

Inshallah

treat every woman like a queen

OOOOOH SHAKIB AL HAAAASAN

Should I apologise for a murder; Should I apologise for theft, Should I apologise then for all deeds not in accordance with the morals of our society. Nay, for she was the one who struck first and must be the one who apologises first.

youtube.com/watch?v=wM8Sm-_OAhs
Turn on the captions.

as a a man you owe a debt to every single woman

Why would I pick up her purse? It's not mine; therefore, I have no reason to pick it up.

just apologize for being a paki

youtube.com/watch?v=ngUe-Nst8dI

Lolwtf

>that dancing roastie
foids disgust me

I'm not a practicing hindu because lol at believing in specific idols
I'm deeply spiritual though

>Muslim girls have a Hindu fetish

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let her have fun

wicket lads

You're ugly, if you looked like Chad she would practically hyperventilate

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

Based dutchposter

no
she had no rhythm

Off by one therefore you're wrong, sorry muslimbro

The fuck are you even on about

Why must I apologise for a crime that I did not commit? You, obviously lacking a rational mind, ought to understand if I myself had apologised in that situation, then I myself would have set a precedent for future interactions akin to this where those who themselves are responsible for such afflictions caused unto me will desire from me an apology for the pain that I suffer.

how do i get this guitarist's job. seems pretty comfy

Are you that cunt that wanted to be like napoleon?

bit autistic

Here’s your debt
*cums on your face and legs*

I mean I’d show our memes and videos but they’re not in English or Hindi

bro...
it is shakib

You forgot your trip

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be shit at playing the guitar and have obnoxious hair

based glazer

I want to bash Jarrod Kimber's head in

This is what happens when you grow up without flirting with women

Big brained post

im a massive fan of your posts la, I recognize your style from miles away
you study philosophy or some shit right?

Impressive

No, fuck Napoleon.
God bless the Revolution.

It isn't. One is defined by one's own actions, and if I were to be fickle, then I no longer would have a proper criterion to measure my actions thus depriving me of awareness of my acts, making me no different from inanimate object.

brown Shakespeare

Know less than 5 riffs

based incel paki (You) harvester

this is the post

Is this, I dare say, the culmination of music?

youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

Not memeing you lad

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Am I stupid or is this user saying something simple in a really roundabout way?

Hmmm, I rate this one
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ

liverpool has always been the home of all great cultural advances

v. good. was playing at a wedding disco the other week. though it was the human league. i'm a moron

nobody has a hindu fetish, not even hindus
indians are what you settle for when you're drunk and there are no better asians around

Cope, everyone wants what's off limits

>sheep shagger talking about "settling"

You are right allaudin khatoon jangezi ibrahim.

It's Haram for women to expose themselves to any man outside of blood relations, let alone talk to strangers. My man Afghanbro said it

how is it off limits lmao

not dissing you personally but I have always hated this song, and I generally like most british 80s stuff

indian girls are desperate as fuck tho, at least they are here

Ok Iraqi lad.

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One might answer this question affirmatively if one were a mindless simplicist drone, prone to glossing over the details and nuances of the post in question. You, being equipped with an average brain incapable of grasping anything beyond the most rudimentary of thoughts, would certaintly lean towards that interpretation. However, upon further inspection, or should I say upon deeper inspection, preferably by someone who's mental faculties indicate an IQ at least two standard deviationd above the mean, you would realize that not a single word in the post in question went to waste, every single word was crucial to the thought conveyed. I hope that one day you will be able to see that.

Yes, it’s Afghan bro’s relative that messages on tinder lad People have different tastes. Don’t be like the Iraqi

>brown /cric/
off to bed I think

>England have fought back from 19-4 to 174-9 largely thanks to 64 for @natsciver

based, very defendable imo

your soccerslags are being sent home in a few hours lad, fyi

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu1DQMhOEgw
You’re very regressive. Everyday you come off as retarded as a sanghi, lad. Just the green version of a vadakkan is all

I refuse to believe that this post was made by a janitor.

i believe in are girls
the only team in the world who can end the yank menace

I am not your "man", if this were the 13th century I would invade your village by horseback and, upon seeing your sickly frail body, unsheathe my sword and strike at you until my sword would be as red as the dot on your mother's head. Then, after having eliminated you from this plane of existence, I would grab another one hundred Hindus in my grab and reduce them to nothing more than a pile of lifeless bodies. At the end of the day, when your village has been left burning by me and my companions, I would create a pyramid of your skulls to remind myself of the feat I accomplished that day. On to the next settlement we go.

who won the world cup

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Absolutely based. Please come all the way down south next time.

>I would grab another one hundred hindus in my grab
what did he mean by this?

>I would have invaded your village
No you couldn't have because I'm from fuggavi clan.
One day our family was lost in jungle and my mother said where the fuggavi.

I meant in my grip
I am literally becoming demented. Today I forgot my brother's name for half an hour. It's over for me.

Bro it is Shakib

OUT!!

Fugayvi, fuggavi. It's a whazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. it doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It's not fucking real.

To say that you are not his man is correct, as, seeing from the current state of your country, as well as yourself, one can only express pleasure, for there is I believe no difference between an Afghan and a rabid dog except for the fact the dog hides no intention of being malevolent, for unlike the Afghan, the dog still has some pride.

FAKE NEWS!

t. Pissrat

your stream is either very ahead or very behind

if you are not a Patel you can go to hell

FUCK OFF PREM JYOTISH

>yar
Are you two pirates lmao?

I really like the name Poonam haha :)

>Muslim parents don't tell their daughters to avoid non Muslims or they'll stone them

Anyone has seen match in a stadium?
How many seconds behind is on TV compared to live?

Don't believe in Astrology and Numerology m8?

Isn't das an Indian name?

Yaar, jaani, cutoooooo baby januuuuuuuuuu uWuuuuuuuuuuuuuu janiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii janiiiiiiiiii yaar jannnnnni ;)

Means dude/mate etc

LITON CAUGHT

well mate last time I went to a live game was an ODI against the west indies at bristol and luckily enough I brought my portable telly along to check the delay, and I can confirm the tv footage is a couple of seconds behind real life

>LE WALLOP AND OUT MAN
HAHA

>It means dude/mate
Yikes

My own cousin played her dad into paying for her education in Australia, know what I fucking overheard? Her and her friend talking about music festivals and hot Aussie men
I don't blame her, we're all ugly here but her dad's fucked, it's some meme field about hospitality.

Game over

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>Litton dass

It is

Hotel management?

Areeee yaaaaar kya bol raha hai yar Kitna mushkil hain is jindagi bahuth muah Kik hain wa re wa

>jindagi
>j

Mushkil hain*

I need Pandey to go proper naked

oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

the second and third generation indian women over here are all very high maintenance and spoiled brats

he's hindu

>jindagi
A FELLOW SINDHI

To be called a rabid dog by a Pakistani is akin to be likened to a ferocious lion by anyone else, because it is in the Pakistani man's nature to be duplicitous. As the famous Afghan saying goes: trust a snake before a Jew, and a Jew before a Persian, but never trust a Paki.
So deep the Pakistani deceit goes, that even in the name of his country you can uncover a lie. You see, "pak" is the Persian term for "clean" or "pure", an attribute which surely cannot be ascribed to Pakistan, as it is a stinking, crowded mess both in the physical and the moral realm. A more apt name for your country, then, would be "Chatalistan", land of the dirty. A name truly befitting the abomination you call home.

Kek

Hinthi nahin maalum bhaiya aur ek pani puri de

I think it's also Swedish for 'shit'. Not even joking

He should have at least sent her to study IT/softeng like all the other pajeets

You don't get it. Any girl who puts out even with 'Muslim' boys would be ostracised. Sluts are the exception not the norm unlike other communities.

Most likely my ancestors were among the ones who did exactly what you fantasies doing.

>mfw my lossy file's bit-rate degraded again.

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Yeah, that's it.
As if anyone needed more reasons to avoid them

I’m a tamil d*lit lad. As can be seen from me namefagging

they're also total fucking whores riding the chad and tyrone cock carousel. seriously though what is it about indian/paki/iranian girls that makes them so materialistic? i've noticed its pretty much universal with them

always rated afghans and not been a fan of pakis. indians can go either way, depends how smelly they are

so?

Let's hold hands and poop together bros :)

New Order- Ceremony

oh dear, few MRA/incel phrases on show here
lots to unpack

Shit culture back home. No difference between us and chinks in that regard.

Precisely the reason why I called your people regressive. I don’t want to translate the whole video for you but the Muslim guy in the video asks the Dalit lad what caste he’s from and insults the Muslim girl for staying out after 6 pm during fasting. Calls her a shaitan harami slut etc etc and tells her to take off the hijab. It’s in Tamil but you can hear “caste” at the middle of the video. You’re just as retarded as the cowtards.

>pajeet politics

>not browsing PSL forums in 2019

your ancestors poured tea for mine, let's be real here
now that we're talking about tea, I could go for a cup. no sugar please, make it quick

Will Shakib make a century?

grim state of affairs

They are all spoiled daddy’s little princesses.
The men are all pampered mommas boys.

>materialistic
i've noticed that there is a big desire to impress or best your parents family members and other indians in your circle over here in america. they are always comparing themselves to their uncles' and cousins' and other indians' success.

I admit, that Pakistan is no longer fit to be called that, for you, an Afghan, has said it. Now, even if I were to lustrate it by burning the entirety of your country to the ground, a benison to all men, yet a scourge to poor hell which must now be home to all of your kind, it still would fail to cleanse not only my country, but this planet.

>cock carousal
getting strong incel vibes from this one

It’s not even politics lad. Just desis talking about women. Why don’t you join in? Have some fun the match is boring anyway

Make your own bloody tea, the pendulum has swung now.

Can you cunts shut the fuck up about your autistic racial politics for one thread?
For fucks sake

just lost my Donkey Kong 64 save, rather upset to be honest with you

are they saving shami for the final overs?

Anyone of you white boys add milk to your tea or coffee?

Watch it slowly devolve into caste bullshit........oh wait, it has already

Nigga what your ancestors must have been like what he says
If you were the descendant of a Muslim ruler you would be rich and successful not defending yourself on an imageboard lel

>Not just emulating

yes m8

I'm having a hard time coping with being a currycel, I wish I was a bluepilled normie who spammed 2020 memes on Facebook

are you emulating it or playing it on the actual console like a neanderthal?

No one talked about caste here though it’s just women.

>acting like it's okay to fuck dozens of behenchods
please let's not end up like the white man's lands where it's routine for girls to hop on 100 cocks by her early 20s

Uhhhhh, bros
Why can't life be like my animes?

There's a cricket match going on

Sorry to hear it m8 didn’t you take backups

BOWLED

emulating, game slot has just disappeared, last quick save was 3 hours prior and I can't see myself going back that far.

CHOPPED THE FUCK ON
GET THE FUCK OFF

best stick a fork in bangladesh because they are cooked

Sure, while you're at it why don't you start considering paddies as pure anglos? Hah gotcha

no

>2019
>still falling for the caffeine jew

>poongladesh

Cleanse your country? Cleanse Pakistan? That is an oxymoron, my poor lentil-eating servant, as the very nature of Pakistan is inextricably and inseparably connected to filth. Without the existence of filth, there cannot be a Pakistan. So to remove the filth from Pakistan would be equivalent to disbanding the nation. If that is what you're actually suggesting, hidden behind the obnoxious use of your thesaurus, then I must say that it is the first good idea a Paki has suggested.

They have anime in Pakistan?

I’m half-paddle half-scot myself, I don’t care about that autistic shit

Well, she should remove the hijab. It doesn't serve any purpose if she is hanging out with strangers. Pardah is an Indian concept as well, it's not foreign.

>retarded for keeping society in check
The west has twisted your moral compass. They have made you cherish degeneracy.

although I have sympathy, there are several save slots on emulators that let you save at any time away from the game's inbuilt save system, and you should always stagger your saves and save often to prevent things like this happening. Save.

that is haram bro

nothing wrong with having a country full of well satisfied men & women desu. much better than millions of repressed youth spamming every corner on the internet for bos and vagenes. probably reduces marriages and population too

>it’s a Bangladesh against india episode

Batdeep has got this

>not drinking bulletproof coffee in the morning before hitting the kettle bells

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>western degeneracy
I’m not going to acknowledge you any further lad. You are literally the Muslim version of a sanghi retard.

is this sabbir guy any good or should I go to bed?

new thread

Cope

go to bed once we get shakib out

after eating a pot brownie and spending an hour in the floatation tank?

I must concur. My nation is inextricably and inseparably connected to the manifestation of filth that is Afghanistan. Truly, now that the afghan menace has undermined its core with its own values, none virtuous, it no longer is worthy of being called Pakistan anymore. However, in these dire times, one may do all that is necessary to consign off the spawn of satan back to himself by allowing the afghan the greatest clemency of all: his own death.

based poonjabi tabla

Shaqib is dangerous

>We

indeed

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I've never even heard the word anglo used here, people literally draw no difference between the English Irish and Scottish in Australia

Discuss cricket you fucks

New
GO GO GO

oMG an INDIAN living in the USA???? FUCKING UNHEARD OF LAD

Why isn't there snow cricket, or cricket on ice?

it's almost entirely an autistic internet thing
pretty sure most english people have a bit of celt in them

make a new thread
in particular this individual: his ancestors were tea pourers and tea pouring is Yea Forums's equivalent to thread making

Wtf did you say about pot?
Jaime pull up some articles on health benefits of pot and show this fucker how stupid he is.