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go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks
edition

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ARE YOU OK TED?

TEDDY ARE YOU OK?

>rags

whenever whereever

go knights

Question of the week, should the Flyers relocate to another city, and if so, which city?

reminder that you aren't allowed to post in this thread unless >your team is confirmed /back in the playoffs/

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oh fuck its 20 to 4
nucks will choke

there should be many teams that relocate before the flyers imo

>islels

But Flyers will be bad for multiple decades, heck even the Yotes will be more relevant than them once the SJW culture swine know as Gritty dies down in 2 years.

Real bedtime hours

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>rags

Sick of these fecking EURO PEONS on my /hoc/

Suck me fuckin cock and hop off me /hoc/

Quebec City

Real Poignant Hours because I like to have poignant thoughts at these hours.

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this except sweden

how about them avs

>laffs

fuck finns and fuck the knights

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>mfw Nucks win the Cup and bring it to Stanley Park

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i just turned 26 and im already sick of living it's so boring

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God damn this..........this is based......

huomenta

Hyvaa huomenta

mfw they dont and you destroy stanley park

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YESS

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not you

huomenta

huomenta

:)

Technically you are pacific so welcome to the club

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binlan :DD

hyvää huomenta kaunis

h

Moro

benis

I hope Gritty's relevancy remains up for a decade atleast just to trigger anti-SJWs

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perkele

kek me too

hockey is for everyone

SO true

when we look back in three years, which contract signed today will be the worse?

gotta be bob, right?

love the way you lie

zucc

hvyaa

probably panarin

>mild

Go leafs Go

concrete jungle where dreams are made of

I can't believe this shit! I wasn't offer sheeted! I would have been so cheap and short term. Thats what my wifey always tells me.

with finns yuo don't win nerd

hockey is for 5/5s only
>rags

binlan post your breakfast again

Binland post your breakfast again please

At what point has team FO screwed so royally they all get fired ?

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This but unironically

..and your team sold to Quebec

I agree

go må'rn

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Offer sheets desu

So this is it. This is off season /hoc/. 91 more days

Someone post Teuvo's reaction when Carolina doesn't match.

Isnt that obvious already. They dont have the 21 million for signing bonuses per first calendar year. If the whole frqnchise has turnover of roughly 110 millions, they should fork 1/5 to Aho, and thats turnover not profit.

ahos signing bonus would cost more than the relocanes gate revenue for the entire season

Pierre McGuire mentioned on TSN Don Waddell's secret angry side, wish I clipped it

They can't pay it from business profit, or within their normal cash flow revenue. It's either owners pockets or front office takes a big loan from a bank. Paying up 21 millions in a fiscal year is not doable with 110 million turnover and +-0 profit.

Even billionaires don't have 20 million that they can just take out form their money stream. Waddel must be fuming.

>dundon singlehandedly screws over hundreds, if not thousands of people's jobs over the AAF debacle
>now he's getting screwed
not an aafag, but it's still bretty gud fun

Dundon reportedly just literally burned 70 million investment when the AAF went belly up. This is money he invested last february and it vanished in 3 months. I don't think he really is in position to quickly gather 21 million from his coffers.

you fucking punk bitch simps on this board are going to get the beating of your life when Mark Calloway shows up to each and everyone of your houses individually and pure strikes your orbital bones into soup. Hes goint to do a burn out so loud on his west coast chopper on the way out your dad will never sleep another night again before work.

Had a dream that the Leafs won the Cup. Good thing dreams don't come true.

Cricket

sucks

is for fags

/cric/ invasion!!!!
we outchea!

Hockey

is awesome

and redpilled

except the opposite

hockey is based indeed.. FIELD hockey that is
ice hockey however? sport wont even exist in 2100 when the polar caps have melted

Boston Ruins

we'll be playing on mars by then ya fuckin retard, while everyone on earth is dying from famine, pollution, drought and poverty

If the polar caps, which are glaziers and unsuitable for hoki, we have a momentum to freeze the area as worlds largest skating rink.

why is the help talking to us?

playing on mars? what are you, ALIENS? haha
another victory for the boys over at /cric/

/cric/

is gay

in bizarro world where /hoc/ is -100 on the kinsey scale

Sad but true. We need to start transitioning /hoc/ into a field hockey general now to prepare for the future

Unironically the rags are no joke this year

big dick cricket
small peewee hockey

Bob, zucchini man, Kevin Hayes

imagine not having a job, your own apartment or house and a car

Haha

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lost it all mate

not true

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thinking about coffee and rags

One day my friend :)

Oh, that sucks man. I hope you're on your way back there

Thanks pal, hope all is well up there for you.

Not sure if this has already been posted

Lehners comments/reasoning behind not extending with the Islanders

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i'm fucking 18 man give me time

>As of this moment, the Dallas Stars are projected to have 9 players in their lineup who are at least 32 years old.
based mild 2.0

not like it matters when they rely for seguin for everything since benn fell off a cliff anyway

Thanks friendo. It's coming together. I've got all I need atm. So I can't complain. Just gotta find someone, if you know what I mean.

Shall give you time!

He carried that team and has been trying not to kill himself at the same time. fuck the isles desu. I don't like chicago, but i wish the best for him.

I always knew hockey fans and players were from Mars

Atleast their old guys are good

oh deer

that's the gamble mate, sometimes one day, they just stop being good

imagine having to work for those things and not born into right family.

Heiskanen

imagine needing handouts

>family money
>handouts
i sense white trash talk

imagine needing money

Moving in 48 hours lads, pretty stressful

imagine

i moved into your mom last night

It is though

Why are habs so absolutely based

unironically the only cool canadian team

I would have if my dad didn't fuck up everything. I will probably still get around 10 000e a year from dividends after he dies.

They have high testo gm

your family working hard and reaping the rewards of said hard work isn't handouts. and yes knowing your children wont want for things is a reward

I think you're misunderstand me. If the children NEEDS that money to get by, then I would consider it a handout.
I don't mind people earing money and reaping the rewards in general.

>cock

t. francabo

Why to Scandinavians speak in a gay language instead of bull english

Cbj A WINNER

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english is language for simpletons

>language for simpletons
>most difficult language to learn

What I’m gonna do to your mom

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don't ruffle my mom's feathers. she has a temper

She already sucked my dick last night

UH BASED
you fags have been proven wrong pretty hard
It looks like people do wanna play in Columbus hahaha eat my fucking dick

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duchene said the same thing 5 month ago

Did you suck her penis?

Duchene is cancer and always has been

How did you know

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cancer got paid friend

Looking forward to watching jesperi young bvll kotkaniemi next season with the habs

I also spent some time with user's mom and so I happened to know what a nice feminine penis she packing

has bergavin taken the ultimate finnpill?

To do nothing but shit on the ice

series wins without duchene: zero
series wins with duchene: one

They probably would have swept Tampa anyway, it was a full team effort

unironically habs and rags desu

Rags will unironically not make the playoffs
They haven’t done enough to make them a wild card team, plus lundpads is old and georgiev can’t handle that much work load, panarin was the only thing they’ve done and I doubt they will do much more

Kaapo Kakko

english is basically the least complicated indo-european language out there
t. armchair linguist

it's the easiest with Indian

Don’t you mean Spanish?
>every word is easily spelled just through phonetics
>every word has one meaning
>every word has a different spelling so no words sound the same but mean different things
Yeah no English has homophones and one word with multiple definitions and spellings

Thinking about Latvia's big bulju folder

>superficially adding more complexity by stealing words from french and latin
reminder this is what english used to look like

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That’s literally just as complicated as it is now

>English has homophones

Lmao IMAGINE ADMITTING THIS, HOC IS NOT FOR FAGGOTS XDDD

>thou/thee/thy/thine/ye

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not yet but they are moving in the right direction. finally.

overspending on a winger seems to be moving right back into the nash direction

Haha, that looks like weird skandinavisk

You're correct, but I guarantee that 99% of English speakers would consider that more complicated than what we have now.

not bad imo

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looks like hindu to me more.

is this one of those tweets where they just announce random players?

>ADAM FOX

Yeah plan the parade

I dreamt me and Taylor Swift were working on a project together.

scope: do her in the butt

seething

It felt like we were in a relationship.

>“I think that Sebastian 100 percent wants to play in Montreal,” Johannson said. “He wouldn’t have signed an offer sheet if he didn’t want to play in Montreal.”

why wouldnt someone want to play where they feel wanted

is cloudflare fucked?

yes
hiromoot wasting all dem passbux

This song helped me move on from many hard chapters in my life. From being beaten by my mom's ex, to being bullied at school, to losing my best friend to suicide five years ago, my grandpa two years ago from the same cause, and many many bad breakups

where's gusev going?

link here:
youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4

It might be ironic to say that this song brings me back to eighth grade. When I hear it, it hits me so hard with nostalgia that I only want to go back, but the ironic thing is, is that the meaning of this song is to go forward with your life, because you will surely find excitement in the future. The message is really strong for me

I wish Marc Bergevin made me feel wanted if you know what I'm saying

detoilet

I don't get it. Carolina offered him 6 m x 8 yrs with no bonuses. Now they act all surprised and offended when someone actually offered Aho what he is worth and Aho actually likes it more than treatment he got from Caronlina front office. This should really be no brainer, young lad wants to go where he is apreciated and wanted.

Nihilist anthem. Sick.

Aho coming to Quebec in 5 years anyway. May as well let him go now

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the writing has been on the wall for months
dundon wont pay above 6mil per season

sens internal salary cap all over again

Aho just want some french-canadian pussy

What does the English language have to do with anything about this video? So what if someone is bad at grammar? It just makes you look retarded and immature to carry on an argument like that in public. I'd say you just want attention.

Aho might get traded anyway in 4 years before becoming UFA

You are not using correct English....wow. You are using only enough correct English to get by. You are NOT using fully correct English, which in itself should simply be referred to as "correct English". Run-on sentences, ridiculous punctuation, and atrocious spelling ravage almost every one of your posts.

Fix yourself.

naw he wants kotkaqt to ravage his tight little boipussi

seems to be getting ddosd by china

thoughts on this half finnish, half brazillian chad hockey player?
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli

Dude, just fucking stop. You can't win. You're in the wrong if you're not correctly utilizing the English language. Correct yourself, or choose another language. I am not inclined to feel sorry for you.

You have no right to be on the Internet. It is not written anywhere, and it is not enforced anywhere. Rights are fake anyway; a product of human delusion and imagination.

What type of metaphor was that? I've never seen something so random and off-topic.

All I want is coffee

I also don't really give a shit what standard of moron you try to compare yourself too (did I say anything about American teenagers? A: NO). Expanding on what I said about your "Internet rights"...you're wrong. Anyone can come along who has power over the backbone infrastructure and easily monitor, censor, and deny your access to the Internet. Laws are imaginary, except for the ones I make, because I'm god.

>there are strategic reasons to wait to match the offer
dundon's going to try to sell his mansion within the week to raise the $20M

chyna

What kind of pasta is this

Because the majority of people reading and voting on these comments are idiots, like you, and are the same type of people you're talking about. They see the same post over and over again on different videos, and knee-jerk "like" it whenever they see it.
I can definitely take away your internet access, if you'd like. I can simply DDOS your house, and your router would fail, therefore leaving you without internet. The government can also censor your internet, or completely cut it off (see: China)

wew, chinks really got triggered by Tiananmen Square posts them

bit gay

>golden showers
wew lad
also, for the sake of binland and hueland I hope he don't bust

pic related

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>drafting a swede
>drafting a swede named fag emo

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So now you claim the number of times someone has uttered something influences it's hilarity. This is incorrect, as many people laugh over and over at the same jokes.
There are no human rights bills I've read or even heard of that universally welcome you to the internet. Therefore, everyone is not welcome to the Internet.
If you're not a native, then use GT -- it has much better grammar than you.
Finally, the 2013 "thing" is stupid because nobody gives a shit how many people watched this year.

I hope someone drafts a player from Hong Kong before China

I have questions for /hoc/
>best red uniform
>best blue uniform
>best black uniform
>best white uniform
>best red white and blue uniform
>best other colors uniform

So sarcasm is only funny if it is told by the person whom created it? Were you dropped as a baby?

I don't give a shit what country you're from, how many languages you speak, or any of that nonsense you're using as an excuse. If you're posting in English then do it right.

Finally, how would I know if people haven't seen it? I'm hoping somebody will laugh and enjoy it. Again, this is your egotistical narcissism at play; only caring about yourself. Get a life and get off YouTube.

Best overall (or just green) is definitely Minnesota North Stars

Just sat down with a nice cup of fresh grinded whole bean Colombian Dark Roast from my local roasting place. Complete with a Costco bagel and some fresh blueberries. Feels good man.

"Oh my god, I can't distinguish between somebody else's lighthearted sarcasm and my own egotistical need for attention, so I'll just insult them in a seemingly witty way in front of everyone to grab all the thumb's up-s I can."

--You

(Next time, try utilizing correct English conventions while attempting to show someone up; makes you look better. It's kind of hard to put lipstick on a pig, though.)

Should I make you a cup?

for me, it's midwest emo on a summer afternoon

No thanks, I haven't been drinking coffee lately.

Teach me about english language

so braid?

Well I guess I will just have to use my Time Horton's gift card on someone else.

My strong understanding (=muh feeling) is that he has to pawn upcoming expansion moneys to pay Aho. Carolina is gaining 21 m when seattle dickgirls join the league. Surprisingly this is just the amount he needs to pay Aho's signbonus for first 12 months.

Nah. Stadium Chinatown

I actually have a whole bunch of those. It's the only reason I ever go there.

ye, but lately it's been marietta

best away uniform is washington's old eagle jersey. modern vancouver's a decent second though

No, Zhang

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I wish they said no. It is pretty clear despite all the bunch of jerks lol fan shit the new owner is cheap.

that 21min wont even cover interest on a seasons worth of debt

I think you replied to the wrong post my friend.

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Pulju news?
Stupid bust retard lol

my favourite part is that stupid twitter pr bitch playing off the offer sheet like its nothing

Damn imagine taking your seat at the opener and seeing Lou next to you

>mfw she gets fired and they memory-hole the tweet when they can't match

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Lol. Good one, buddy. :)

I hope he keeps his edgelord status when they slide back into the toilet this year.

imagine paying for season tickets to watch the kitties lmao

So based on yesterday and my expert analysis it is safe to say the West ploff teams will be unchanged. The East will see Isles, Blow Jobs, and Canes out with Meow Meows, Habs, and Rags replacing them.

>be HFBoards moderator
>open inbox
>Received: 50+ reports for "Racism" over the "derogatory racial slur, frog"
Not how I pictured my Tuesday starting

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what are the racist words`?

"Frog"

lmao what

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Based boomer Wild

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Why would the Habs want another Finn? Isnt 2 already too many?

fenton literally destroyed my favourite team. fuck.

>You borrow 21 million
>You pawn for your future 21 m income as insurance for debt
>You pay interest of ~10% annual
>You got the moniez to pay Aho
>Expansion day comes your debt is paid
>You paid interest circa 4 million during those two years.

It's doable.

Based lizard-man

I would imagine they must be quite cheap, 4/5 would buy

Is it really that difficult for a guy like Dundon to come up with 21mil?
Or am I missing something?

Truth.
Born loser and snake.
Hope Duchene gets ejected through a car windshield

>you're 21m in debt on annual revenue of 23m
>need another million or two to pay salaries in the middle of the year when attendance dips
>bank now charges you like 40% interest because you're basically underwater
>go bankrupt
>new owner collects the expansion money, uses it to move the canes to houston

its not, as much as I want to see randy seethe, theres literally no chance he doesnt match it. I'd put my house on it.

The cheapest full season ticket I could find for the Panthers is 672 USD
That's before any discounts - you save a certain % (not listed how many %) if you had a season ticket last season

Imagine getting beaten by your girlfriends mom kek
What a fucking loser

It was more he wanted more years and the isles have like 3 big goalie prospects. As much as I love lehner, he isn’t the future. It’s a dick move on him but that’s how organizations are

>16$ a ticket
Oooooof. Thats junior tier

That's what I'm thinking - the teams annual revenue plays no part in this as far as I'm aware
He owns several businesses from what I've read, and his estimated net worth was 1,1 billion USD in 2015..
He recently splashed out 250 mil USD on some minor football program too not too long ago?

not signing it would basically end the franchise, all the gains they made last year with that bunch of jerks faggotry would be out the window.

They’ll match the offer sheet

>he fucking signed it
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

Fuck Queerbec

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So if Aho leaves does that make him and the Habs a bunch of Ahos?

uh oh

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>for free

youtube.com/watch?v=vwzex56OjJ0

Reminder if the offer sheet stands, aho will be the first one to be traded via offer sheet since dustin penner in 2007

estimated networth is all about assest
not liquid worth

Thinking about a cheeky birthday 'cide

>Carolina brought in 27 million last season
>After buying out Marleau and having to pay Aho 21million at the start of the season, thats -500k at the start
>They lost 3.9million at a cap of 62 last season and are currently paying 58.8million for 15 players. Aho pushes that to 67 with 7 players left to fill the roster

Montreal is unironically gonna be the reason Quebec gets a team

My cock is so hard thinking of Finnish GMs

Birthday regicide?

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Genocide?

So who fills the metros hole then?

Fuck Lehner.

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Sabres join their New York Brethren

dont forget the interest on 100mil in debt the team carries

My penis

>he thinks bettcuck will ever give up on the canes
if he didnt give up on the pooyotes, he wont give up on the relocanes

just got a week suspension from my job for being late.

when do i get traded to the avs lads?

Imagine two qt's Kotka and Aho playing together

How can one man be so based?

Taylor Swift is an inspiration.

Hes an admitted mentally ill retard.

This crush is kind of crushing me. I do therapy at least twice a week.

They’re both centers so that’ll never happen.

Orange
Crush
Or Fanta

Why would Carolina want to keep a guy who doesnt want to be there? Zero loyalty, Aho is a typical F*nn

Fuck Pacificfags

What does Finnish therapy consist of?

Canes revenue was 109 m in 17-18, it must be closer to 120 m now after the deep plof run

alcohol and sauna

Actually centers can often play on the wing if they decide to. eg. Giroux

attendance was worse at the start of the season

For me, it’s idolizing 18-20 years old 90 IQ manlets with chips on their shoulders
Oo-rah

>HATE hurrishits but also HATE frogtreal
How should I take this? Be happy with either result? Embrace the chaos?

Canes will match the offer at the 11th hour. Watch

FUK U MEAN U DONT SUPPORT MMUH TROOPS
U A COMMIE BRO?

>hating basedtreal
Anglos are so cringe

embrace nihilism and realize that your hate is but an impotent manifestation of your ultimate emptiness and purposelessness.

>be agent man
>see Marner + Leafs completely skew market
>happen to represent 2/3rds (Aho + Point) of top OS targets
>happen to also represent Price
>know Montreal is sole team in a position to make an OS
>know that Leafs would NEVER let Montreal get Marner, no matter the cost
>know clients are RFA with either cap-strapped teams or fledgling relevance
>know both Lightning & Hurricanes want to build/recoup from last playoff season
>Hurricanes want client for longer than 5 years
>you & client want Marner Money before age 30
>walk into Montreal, who you have already finessed into paying retarded money for a G on the wrong side of 30
>convince them that Aho is more likely to make the roster than Point
>craft first offer sheet in years
>frontloaded contract to make things more difficult for Hurricanes
>but conveniently lower AAV than ongoing negotiation with Hurricanes
>know Hurricanes will match
>put out fluff pieces about Montreal in the meantime
>Quebecois eat it up all over internet
>Hurricanes match, make a cool $21 mill overnight and the shorter term wanted
>get to keep 35% for yourself
>bigpenis.tiff
>market now believes OS are acceptable again
>sets up nice situation for other client Point to make you stupid money
>nobody moves but you still get paid
Is it possible to learn jewery of this magnitude? Who is this guy?

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I will never be a nihilist because there are evil things in this world that we can change

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Does anyone think this offersheet has something to do with the canes retarded storm surges and bunch of jerks garbage? I could see the old boys club getting together to punish the epic jerks.

Powerful

seething /pol/ retards in 3-2-

>it was the laffs who ruined the market
didnt even bother reading the rest mr. retardo

Exaliftin

1

evil is a spook. there is only you and you are empty.

I think Ive decided I want Aho to go to Memetreal, seeing Randy and Shitolina get BTFO would be delightful, and >our rivalry is much more fun when Montreal is actually good, its kinda boring when they are shit desu

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THERE IS NO YOU
THERE IS ONLY ME

now you're getting it

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Post sad brad

Who wants me to post something funny?

Based

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saw a tasty looking bench on my way to work this morning

Never do that.

>people still unironically rate bishit after this

>RAGS
See I posted a funny

It's possible that Aho is genuinely pissed off to Carolina about their 6 x 8 jewery

The Hitler stache added just to make sure everyone knows this is naughty naughty behavior

Montreal wasn’t bad this season lmao.again, they just barely missed out on playoffs

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blues fuckin won it lads

>bamboozling vs getting bamboozled

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aho should have been happy accepting staal tier money!

literally who?

>bloos

some seething relocane tard told me that was fake news though

Is Binnington the new Matt Murray?

Based Mick

yeah i know like shit's wack yao

their initial offer in Vancouver was 8.5 x 7 though

For me, its the St Louis Blues, Canada's team.

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Yes, and Matt Murray was Andrew Hammond 2.0

>Americans unironically mock Canadians when teams like this win cups

source

hey hey whaddaya say? that's business baby!

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@TSNBobMcKenzie 3m

just woke up, lol fuck free agency today im gonna go get day drunk on lake muskoka

wtf, just now I realized that there are more europeans than US players

For me, its noticing patterns

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>its real
fucking BASED

And no finns

no >finnish goaltending

>finnish goaltending

>star players are still leafs

those poor canadians, they are the bruins best players but had to carry all those amerifarts

>Husso celebrating with the cup.jpg
should check youself before you make gfool of yourself

>all those fucking burgers

>ahl memetender

>2 manlets

>7 manlets

Really activates the almonds

Husso gets a ring most likely for being in the organization. He doesn’t get the cup though because he didn’t play during the finals at all

Why did they list Tarasenko under the USSR flag?

>was wrong
>replies with memes
check yourself before you make fool out of youself

But Heinen is fucking shit my man

Lol forgot this happened on home ice

He was born just before the USSR collapsed and commies got btfo
IT AINT ME

He was born in 1991.

Was not wrong you dumb f*nn.
Some ahl memetender who didn't play a single game in the big league that season or offseason did not win the cup.

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God I want an alien to probe me

Any player born before the USSR collapsed has the soviet flag. That’s why varlamov, ovi, tarasenko, and malkin all have the Soviet flag, and new russians like barbashev have the regular ruski flag
Blues really played just one because fabbri wasn’t a regular in that lineup. Also schwartz had an incredible playoffs

>Seattle will unironically have a "Trans Pride Night" using the color scheme sometime in November of their first season
>office wants to be "hockey for the modern world"
you guys have no idea how grim it is up here right now

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just call up your mexican neighbour then lmao

hockey IS for EVERYONE

*dabs on Aho*

Do the seahawks do that shit?

based if you ask me


youtube.com/watch?v=DKqfedkp_tM

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Wish i had a qt seattle gf (male)

Xheattle dickgirls

I want an alien not some Mexican

are you that intern that posted or just some memelord from summer vacation?

off-season /hoc/ is kino desu

Denmark is kino desu

what gets normalized after trannys, animal fuckers or kiddie diddlers?

thought that was norge desu
arr rook same

incels like you

Wouldn’t be opposed to nuking Scandinavia

@SaraCivian

The Hurricanes are matching the offer sheet and an announcement is coming within the hour.

Racist desu

the last time the purse strings will open

dilating wounds like that canadian

Why would they immediately match and not on the last day.

sell your cope NOW, market expected to flood

vendez votre affaire MAINTENANT, le marché devrait s’inonder

What about ones like you?

Habs love Finns since Koivu

The rags only look strong now to make it funnier when the raggening happens in April

Hope Sakic or Bergevin trade for Gusev

Why are they trading him? He hasn't played a minute in the NHL yet.

zero cap space

Jacking off under my desk in my cubicle

The rangers defense is still hot garbage. Yes they have trouba but they still need to sign him. Also goaltending is iffy at best and they look like one line with panarin kakko and zibenijad. Also they better hope their prospects are as good as projected or we laugh at them

Do you guys like Todd rundgren too?

Hockey is for dickgirls, but hockey is NOT for faggots.

>unironically giving Panarin 11.6
>rags

How good is Gusev?

>goaltending is iffy at best
Georgiev, Shesterkin and Lundqvist seems like a good trio, not gonna lie

Well he looks pretty good. Habs could use a guy like him for sure. He's aldready 26 tho and not very big... a 3rd round pick and a mid prospect should do it, i think.

>rags
Why are you fags here go back to

pretty good

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Three Finns :
Kotkababy
Armia
Lehkonen

And two prospects : Jesse Ylonen, Joni Ikonen

What was Bergevin's end game here? Surely he knew there was no chance that the Hurricanes wouldn't match

cap warfare

force another lockout

making sure that he'll get his future 1c in 5 years

So Aho will walk to Montreal in 2024?

The inner machinations of the Bergeplan are far too intricate for your mind to comprehend.

>nigel dawes is the 2nd best KHL player

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Nigel dawes is still playing?
Lundy is older, georgiev actually didn’t do bad as a goalie last season, and I have no clue on their russian goalie in shesterkin. Isles also have a russian goalie in the KHL so I’ll await the battle between those two IF he decides to come over

Based Canadian!

Crashing that market

With no survivors

Why don't Finland and Sweden combine their leagues to create an NHL equivalent?

twitter.com/NHLCanes/status/1146091550495137793
>FIVE YEARS! The #Canes intend to match the @CanadiensMTL offer sheet.

Also worth noting no McSecondaries in the KHL

because you'd end up with half the teams being relegated

Lundy being older is perfect for developing young goalies. He wont be able to play as much so they will get a lot of time.

Georgiev was good in the starts he had last season, if it carries over he could be a solid starter

Sheshterkin has really good KHL numbers and has been sought after by rangers since they drafted him. He just didnt wanna leave KHL

did people seriously think the canes wouldn't match

Who's next on the Bergevin's list?

>canes match tonight
>Bergevin immediately writes a proper, bigger offer to Point
make that happen Bergy, for the memes

All with a fair value contract. Epic analysis

berevin should now offersheet laine 4 million doller

>did people seriously think the whalers wouldn't match
ftfy

Point

It's time to raze the old system and build anew. RFAs of the NHL, unite.

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T. Brainlet

>Tampa matches it
>Montreal offersheets Connor

apparently gusev wants 4 million, and they're offering him 2. my nigga all you have to do is get rid of reaves and holden and sign the lad to 3.5 for two years.

If I pulled off that offersheet, would you die?

>delusional retards actually thought carolina wouldn't match

>not sure if 56 IQ or 156 IQ post

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>being forced to match to a 5 year deal instead of getting 8 years

And they have no one but themselves to blame for that.

It would be extremely painful.

eating a breakfast quesadilla

someone offer sheet bulju asap

Point isn't a real 1c tho

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT TOUCH THE BEAN
twitter.com/cbschicago/status/1146021321282740225?s=21

frankly i'm glad that piece of shit was vandalized

Beanman is gonna be soooo mad

>opening night is against the hasb

oh this aughta be fun

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Unironically think the >rags won

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>4 overpayments
Lmao

Lmao i was just there on Saturday

The funny thing is, there is interest to do this and both league owners know that it would generate more interest to Nordic hockey.

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You are right. Isles rangers should be huge for the best few years, since those two SHOULD be on the top of the metro given the decline of the penguins and captials

If Panarin can keep producing throughout most of it, then yeah i agree.

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>+11 million for a russian winger

I don't think so.

Tampa Bae is going to be a serious contender.

Can't say the same about the Flyers.

>Nordic Hockey League
Uh...

>Witkowski back to the blots

remembering that time he took on the entire calgary bench

dead /hoc/ today

Im very much alive

well I am married with a kid that is mine so looks like I am not an incel, like you. I hope your lifestyle is normalized soon.

He's not even a real Ruskie. If he was his name would be Panarinov

living just for dying

absolutely KEKED and bent over by big daddy bergevin

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>lying on the internet
Typical incel behaviour

Post your wifes feet or youre admitting shes fabricated

>wanting footfag degens to worship your wife
unlike you I am not a cuckold
have sex

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Hopefully segregation

>that is mine

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instagram.com/p/BzZP7QbjFBW/

Thanks for admitting it, virgin

come say that to my face bitch and see what happens

I dunno you sound pretty cuk'd user

>stay in stinky smelly carolina for a bunch of mouthbreathing hayseeds or go make boatloads of cash in your 20s in a pretty decent city

gee what a hard decision to make

you don't make the rules here, incel

who's the roastie?

But he'll have to learn French then.

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>not sharing your wife is cukd
have sex

he can get around it, he'll be fine

Only retards struggle to learn a second/third language.

I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy

elsa jean

GOOD MORNING JULIA
ITS ME JOE

Montreal is mostly english

Don't worry leaf, you'll get the joke eventually.

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Liiga and SHL should just join the K and form their own division. The KHL is the biggest competitor to the NHL and having a bigger euro presence would just make the KHL even better. I like the NHL to have strong international competition because it forces it to be better.

when?

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KHL would just become the NHL farm league(which is already)

kindly don't post that kind of stuff around me anymore thanks

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Yeah it's not TRU quebec

>T-T-THANKS MONTREAL
>W-WE WANTED OUR STAR PLAYER TO SIGN FOR ONLY FIVE YEARS AND BE A UFA
The absolute state of the jerks.

lads i almost forget that the Philadelphia Flyers are an NHL team

name me a single gm in the league that actually knows what he's doing

Listening to TLC at the gym lads. Nothing gets me more pumped for heavy deadlifts.

I hear Pulju is fluent in French. Particularly in Quebec accent.

pastebin.com/QisZVhpd
florida free agent welcoming stream

to be fair french is basically just a bunch of grunts and hand signals, even the retard can figure that out

you have a small penis don't you?

Marriage is the ultimate bluepill

>bullied Vatrano to give up his number
rude2bh

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or what

for a rolex+
fair trade

Above average my brother.

Only like northern Quebec doesn't speak english, you can live in Montreal and Montreal sub urb without speaking french quite easily

NJ's GM has been making some good moves lately

degenerate incel
have sex

Really excited for the new thread. I spoke with the thread creator earlier and he gave me a sneak peek. You guys are gonna lose your minds.

based george mcphee

Why yes I love the Florida Panthers

t. Nobody

13cm is still small

i'll fucking kill you

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French is unironically one of the hardest to learn because complete degenerates in the 1700's decided to create 20k+ grammar rules even though over half of them are completely useless in your everyday normal life

Q has the biggest shit eat grin right now

enjoy your fbi visit

t. low iq anglo

Tayeul esti de tapette

NEW

go wild

...

SHAN'T
SHALL

It is now but with a bigger European audience it could grow the K a lot. Bigger audience means bigger revenues means bigger player contracts means more European players will stay on their continent instead of coming to North America to play.

Yzerman hasn't shit the bed yet, even if he's only had a few months. His previous work looked good until the Teds blew it up, but he was smart enough to get out before that happened.

rick nash 2.0