/nfl/ General: Ugly Ass Lamar Jokeson Edition

>KC: Tyreek Hill (?)

mfw "people" still unironically rating drew brees
>noodle armed old piece of shit
>crybaby
>sore loser
>noodle armed it over the middle to end his teams season
>got finna dabbed on by the cowboys
>has to take a running start before he noodle arms an int in playoff games
>low football iq
>gets dabbed out of the playoffs every single year in hilarious fashion
>too old to close out a season

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No... getbradysknee always makes some unfunny snarky fake news comment whenever he makes a thread

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>"What’s odd about this disaster is that people are not trying to avoid being caught. They are looking for the first border patrol agent they can find to turn themselves in. A wall will not fix this problem."
What did Lindsey Graham mean by this?

>Giants are facing Winston/Keenum/Dak/Wince/Allen/Darnold/Kyler/Gaygers/Cousins/Trubisky/Stafford/Rosen
Yeah we going 9-7 at the absolute worst.

...

It is actually very funny how with one smug politician picture oldfag can completely flush out that cross dressing patriot nigger.

How to make this thread bearable

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But you can't filter me ;)

>t. reddit

Trip on, Old Brady’s Sixth Knee

Remember when Odell Beckham got shut down in his only playoff game by Ladarius Gunter?

How did this happen if Odell is the best player in the world?

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It is a small sample size. His old team fucking sucked until he got traded so who knows how he'll do in the future.

even in that game they had a two score lead last time he touched the ball
he put them in field goal position when they needed the points, then the defense gives up 3 scores before the end of the game

Old bay won't respond because he knows he's been destroyed

>has also made it out of the NFCCG since the turn of the century

Baste. Brees is a fucking faggot.

twitter.com/search?q=Nike&src=tren&data_id=tweet:1145909205410304001

libertards are taking over and its disgusting

How good is Tua and what NFL team will he play for?

I'm fucking done with you schizos for awhile. See you in August.

Better than Mariota

stafford-tier
bungles

Pats
Chiefs
Browns
Colts
Texans
Steelers

Saints
Eagles
Bears
Seahawks
Packers
Cowboys

Browns>Steelers
Colts>Texans

Bears>Cowboys
Packers>Seahawks

Pats>Colts
Chiefs>Browns

Saints>Packers
Bears>Eagles

Pats>Chiefs

Saints>Bears

Pats>Saints

>browns
>toxins
>aints
>iggles
>xehawks
single digit IQ post

of all the teams to complain about, every one of those will be better than the steelers, bears, and cowboys

nice

Meme-tier
Dolphins

>Browns>Steelers

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It's funny how this is clearly oldgay without his trip on.

Tyrod fucking Taylor almost beat the stoolers, Baker is better. Cope harder

Holy casual! Drew Brees noodle arm ass is DONE and Gayfield and the Browns are all fucking HYPE. The Queefs are getting bounced in the first round too. Burrs aint even making the playoffs. Wince will get hurt by week 5.

Tierod almost beat the Steelers and Gayfield got raped by them. Really makes you think.

If you can't see that the owl will feature the Colts and Bears (Super Bowl XLI rematch) then I feel bad for you. They are simply the best teams.

>mfw my giants have a better record than the browns

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Will literally kill myself if this happens

if you legit think either team is making it past the divisional round, then casualness and memes have blinded you

What is the least embarrassing Super Bowl loss ever?

28-3.
blowouts are nothing new in the superb owl, and 18-1 was pretty funny and embarrassing, but 28-3 is just a whole new level of embarrassment.

Probably Panthers - Patriots. Was just kind of a run of the mill Super Bowl and neither team really lost in embarrassing fashion, the Panthers just got outplayed.

He said least embarrassing. You need some sleep dawg.

>Holy casual! Drew Brees noodle arm ass is DONE
This. I can't even understand all of these bizarre takes by pundits and casuals thinking the Saints are going to be 12-4 or 14-2 or clearly the #1 seed in 2019. I think it's obvious that Drew Brees regresses heavily. He was worn out by the end of last year and started falling apart in the playoffs. You can blame the call, but Brees was getting super sloppy near the end of the year. I don't think he has another year left in him after he was drained.

Not that the Saints will suck but worst case scenario, I could see them ending up 8-8 and missing the playoffs. More realistically, I think they finish something like 10-6 and get in the playoffs as a Wild Card. If Cam is healthy, I see the Panthers winning the division.

These casual ass takes of people assuming Saint dominance in 2019 are going to be proven so, so wrong. People have pulled back a bit on their Browns hype narrative, so I do think they do alright. I still think the Steelers win the division, but I think the Browns finish above .500 this time. 9-7 probably.

07 SB is on NFL Network, watching Belichicks fraud ass defense get torched by Eli

BALDING

FRAUD

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Edelman larping as a jew is getting rediculous, he's gonna get called out as a fake eventually.

No SB loss is as embarrassing as your reading comprehension.

does he really need arm strength when he can just checkdown to Kamara on every down?

>kick it out of bounds
>lose
The ending was embarrassing desu
Probably something from the late 90s, Packers - Pats, Broncos - Packers, maybe Steelers - Cowboys. Favorites won but weren't blowouts we got a few year's prior

Superbowl 48. Broncos tried their best but just couldn't keep up with the Seahawks.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! That ugly bitch.
>me and mistress T

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Leonard Fournette will win Comeback Player of the Year and there really isn't anything you can do about that.

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I can't wait to see the Jags shit the bed with Foles.

They're going to be a LOT better this year. They got destroyed by injuries and betting another year on a bad quarterback

Maybe something good will happen! London when?

If Fournette stays healthy the Jaguars will go to the playoffs because he's that good when he is and the Jags defense was still fantastic last year even though they were constantly fighting with each other like children

>They got destroyed by injuries and betting another year on a bad quarterback
>betting on a backup is much better than a first rounder

Gotta stay healthy to win comeback player of the year

Fournette averages like 3.5 YPC for his career, he's not good.

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Top kek

berds

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3.7, actually. But yeah, not great.

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Let's play a fun game:

Name a player you want The Box to give a season ending injury to.

- Rule 1: Offense only
- Rule 2: Players on rookie contracts only
- Rule 3: The Box only accepts Dubs/Trips.

Begin.

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Kyler Murray, because fuck the cards and their meme ass taking a QB in the first round 2 years in a row.

That's mean. I wouldn't want any player to get a serious injury.

Thinking about quitting fantasy this year. Anyones life better after giving it up?

nigga it was late, eat my ass.

he is going to be overshadowed by Derrius Guice.

almost

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I haven't even posted in this one yet.
t. Reddy.

Zeke Elliot is a bust.

Cowboys 11-5 btw

The cowboys will finish with 7, 8, or 9 wins

>go 11-5
>go one a done like usual
>Dak gets a 4 year $110mil+ contract
You should be hoping for a tank this season

Who is the greatest left tackle of the 2000's era?

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Why isn't Lamar on this list?

Haven't played in 5 years and I feel like I enjoy the games more since.

How’s my falcons gonna do?

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Joe Thomas or Jonathon Ogden. I can't recall when Ogden retired though

Possibly wildcard. Depends how bad Brees is this season. Signs point towards a decline. Could win the division if Panthers shit the bed as well.

He has less than 200 rushing attempts (147). His Y/A is 4.7, fwiw.

Me.

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Walter Jones allowed 12 sacks in 12 seasons with 2 coming in his final game when he was playing injured. He also only got flagged for holding 9 times and played over 5.7k passing snaps. Ogden and Thomas are close though

Saquon

Patrick Mahomes.

/elite/

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You cant spell elite without Eli

>Tyler Eifert 'trending in right direction
which means he'll have a season ending injury in week 4

Expanding on that:

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You have the first pick in an all-time draft, but QBs aren't draftable. Who do you pick?

Either Lawrence Taylor, Reggie White, Deacon Jones, or Anthony Munoz.

With the first overall pick, in the 2745 SSFL All-Time season draft, the Jupiter City Gallileo's select: Johnny Hekker, Punter, 2012

I love Jon Ogden, but Walter Jones was the GOAT. Go on youtube and watch his block on Julius Peppers against Carolina in the 05 NFC championship game.

Top jej

Walter Payton.

Aaron Donald unironically

Pat McAfee

Jerry Rice

Payton Manning or Jerry Rice

I always referred to Walter Jones as Mr. Mime because of the blocking technique he used. Guy was a genuine freak of nature

It was 23 sacks in 13 seasons but that's still phenomenal

>but QBs aren’t draftable
Not sure if illiterate or making some joke about Peyton not being a QB

I'm pretty sure he said Payton Manning, who ever the hell that is

Jones used to chain himself to fucking mack trucks and pull them around to train. I wonder what he is up to now.

I know he has his own holiday in Seattle

Roll

Based
Fuck Jew York

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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Based Brees gonna prove all the doubters wrong yet again.

Watson is a sleeper for MVP imo. Coming off an acl tear with one of the woat o-lines and being banged up all season and still put up amazing stats. If their defense stays top 5 they can get 11-12 wins again and if Watson has Gawdly stats he can win it.

:^)

With how the NFL babies QBs, Brady could very well play until he's 50.

/Bills Owl 2020/

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Does it make me a bad person if I would be happy if Brady took a big hit that ended his career? He's gonna be 42, it's only a matter of time until his body can't take the wear and tear of football anymore.

lmao, imagine being a fan a 50 IQ wildebeest who's also objectively the most inaccurate passer in the league

Yeah it makes you a piece of shit actually. Just wait for him to retire and enjoy the show, you autistic dumb fuck.

Very based

Yeah

>1st QB to die of a heart attack on the field whilst not being touched

Sounds like nothing but a wall could stop this problem

How do you come to that conclusion?

Because they are trying to get apprehended on American soil. If they can't get to American soil then theres no issue.

No, that's not how it works. It's the same wherever, whether they go to a checkpoint on a highway or cross somewhere else.

one of these is not like the other
hint its QB play

How is Trubisky not in Solid Starter tier?

>le as many TD's as the buccaneers man

I was never a big enough dork to fall for the fantasy football meme and I'm thankful for it

>He thinks green text make his takes more plausible.
You've never watched a single game where Bortles was the starter and it's glaringly obvious.

The chiefs will win the superb owl this year, it was revealed to me in a dream.

>when you place the person with the lowest IQ on the highest IQ position
Is this your brain on Baltimore

>forgets he has Eli Manning and Daniel Jones as his QB
try 2-14

The weak side of that Seahawks line (Jones, Hutchinson) was easily the best of all time. They were responsible for Shaun Alexander and Matt Hasselbeck's (true bald fraud) success on that team
youtu.be/Nd-BSrVsRDs

>watching blake bortles start
Why would anyone do this?

his stats sucked last year except for two games
too inconsistent to be a solid starter

>blake bortles
>good
lol

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Jim Brown. High avg ypg than Emmitt and would have literally every record if they played the same amount of games. Or Jerry Rice

Is there some soccer event going on today? I notice a lot of 3rd worlders on spee today.

well he was good in about 5 or 6 games, but the rest of the games he was outright terrible
seems like a scheme baby

Winning the division

Followed by an early exit in the playoffs.

possibly

Wow I really hate bradysknee and kokwip
What happened to the good trips?

Search your feelings... you know this to be true.

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what if they play another team you don't like

My personal opinions have nothing to do with the Falcons predictably falling apart when it matters. The sun shines regardless if I don't want it to.

Same couldve been said about the Eagles, and then they won.

The Falcons aren't the Eagles, though.

You're right the Eagles were worse. The point is that things change.

Talk to me when Matty "Ice" isn't the QB. Until then...

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I'll take him over the majority of the QBs in the league

FTFY

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Chargers fan?

Stop posting this ugly bitch dyke you sperge

nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001035041/article/top-25-quarterbacks-of-all-time-patriots-tom-brady-leads-list

Some hack at NFL.com thinks Russel Wilson is a top 25 QB of all time and even claims he is better than Jim Kelly and Kurt Warner. Y.A. Tittle didnt even make the list holy fuck this guy is a retard.

>posting in offseason generals
>posting during the fucking middle of summer
We all left because we actually have lives . Should get better around late August/early september. Till then leave this place, there are better things to do with your life than watch bradysanus shit up every thread

based

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Bruh it was revealed to me in a vision that the Chiefs were gonna win last year and that didnt happen

Patriots

>best roster
>best coach
>best defense
>mvp level qb
Owl Bound

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Damn
That boy ugly asf

P12 and Scar haven't posted in a while, not sure where they went

Reminder that I was right about da bears last offseason and will continue to be right this year

>Tom Brady posts video of himself shooting rifle, tags Patrick Maholms

What did he mean by this

>Wince and Scam that high
Yeah no

>You're right the Eagles were worse
Not really

not the point

Hernandez was a team player, something Brady's missed these past years?

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>finally figured out how to filter on mobile
Much better

Whats the deal with soccer?

>>best roster
>>best coach

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God damnit why isn't my normal trip working? Lets try again.

Fuck off reddit bay

Damn right

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damn.right

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Last 2 digits are the number of games the browns will win over the next 5 years.

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god dammit

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Tell me your secrets

>Patrick Mahomes shedding 'baby fat' in offseason
He's not gonna be thicc anymore, lads :(

nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001035016/article/patrick-mahomes-shedding-baby-fat-in-offseason

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Oof

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He doesn't actually believe that. You can't have only one black QB (and even Moon is a huge stretch t b h) in the top 25. That would be rayciss

If you are on clover theres a setting for it

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can we have a single offseason without casuals fans for some dumb meme team thinking theyre the best at everything before a sub 10 win season

wouldnt even put the bears roster in the top 5
now that I think about it, wouldnt put the coach there either

Whats your top 5

in no order:
pats, rams, saints, chiefs, eagles
flex: chargers
throw in some team everybody is completely sleeping on too

its a travesty that collin kapernick is supposed to be the "moral" police'

fuck him

Post yours
>clots

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I lost 2 friends in a boating accident this weekend so sorry if I have been mean to some of you. I didn't mean it.

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Last digit is the number of games the Jags win the first 9 weeks of the season.

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That’s going to be absolutely brutal to watch them finish 8-0 and finish 8-8.

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Thats what happened to the Falcons when Lake didnt shove that football up her ass after they got beat by the 9ers

Who do you have finishing last in the AFC South? Unironically might be the best division next year.

Honestly it’s for the best he stays as long as possible then throws a fit if they try to get rid of him when the pats start bombing for Trevor Lawrence

someone said this exact thing to me last offseason when I was saying the Bears would go one and done and was proven right

>patriots drafting Lawrence
I refuse to live in a reality where that happens

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Go Broncos (I’m dead inside)

that literally describes a portion of the NFL fanbase every season, for several teams too
what makes you special?

Have to disagree with you on that one

Holy shit I forgot about that, I don’t think I have the screencap anymore unfortunately.

Probably the Jags but it could be anyone. I’m not as high on Foles’ ability to succeed away from Philly as most people are. Meanwhile the Colts and Titans both got better, and the Texans lost key secondary players, so my prediction is
1. Colts
2. Titans
3. Texans
4. Jaguars
That said, if Foles is legit and Houston’s weird draft choices actually improve their o-line, this list could get flipped on its head, especially if it turns out the Luck/Reich offense was a one-year fluke. Easily the most competitive division heading into the season.

my consistent shitposting

McNair was the best black QB, he put up fantastic numbers with Jeff Fisher as his coach

Yeah it was pretty fucking funny. Those were the days, Lake and the Bears getting BTFO in epic fashion. moot actually rage quit Yea Forums because of this

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>nanners

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Didnt that fag get banned for that?

My point stands

not a pats fan but they should be the only team in S tier

flash in the pan teams come and go literally every season, you'll learn to spot them sooner or later

What makes them a flash in the pan? Because they lost their first playoff game by a field goal?

thats a big reason, but massive turnaround under first year head coach and very inconsistent offense/QB plays a big role too
defenses are rarely good for more than 2/3 years and losing major pieces makes it much harder
one of the healthiest teams with one of the easiest schedules, the list is pretty long
not saying it should be that way, the NFC is just that way empirically

Eternal 4th place teams with uppity fanbases always get BTFO. See the raiders, jaguars, vikings, bears and browns

Oh shit sorry dude

Trubisky actually played pretty well down the stretch once he got the hang of Nagy's system and vegas has high hopes for him next year when he has a firm grip. I also wouldn't constitute an injury prone slot corner as a major piece but to each their own. Speaking of injury prone, the Bears actually had to play some games without Robinson, Trubisky, Callahan and Mack who never gets injured. And honestly if you don't think the defense is going to land at least in the top 10 next season I'd like to have some of what you're smoking.

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in the last decade:
cards are another team that had 2 playoff runs and were immediately terrible again
falcons and panthers have had no continuity at being good
niners had 2/3 years of playoff appearances before being total shit
jets had 2 consecutive AFCCG appearances before collapse
cowboys missed the playoffs after a 13-3 season, raiders same deal same season
giants put two meme runs between being totally mediocre
vikings, jags were hot defenses with QBs that couldn't show up every game, just like the bears this year
being good for one season basically guarantees nothing about the following season. a team has to put together a few seasons of being good before its ever wise to assume they will be good the next, continuity has to be proven

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All these young wunder kid coaches seem to ruin franchises for years too. McVay may be the exception look at guys like Shanahan, McDaniels, Gase, Morris, Tomlin and Mangini

aint nobody assuming shit boyo, I got facts

Add Nagy to that list too. Cap it.

>Trubisky actually played pretty well down the stretch
>pictured grade was 16th among QBs
lmao
>76 passer rating week 9
>62 passer rating week 11
>missed weeks 12 and 13
>33 passer rating week 14
>85 passer rating week 17
scheme baby was terrible half the weeks of the season, no way is that sustainable
>b-but they were missing 4 players!
you have no reference how many teams put at least 4 players on IR by week 5, and half their team is significantly injured by the end of the season
I know this picture isn't definitive proof of anything, but it quantifies the number of players on each team missed practices and games due to injury. bears were suuuuper healthy
lol, no you don't

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Mason the numbers! What do they mean?!

What team?

footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2019/2018-adjusted-games-lost-part-i
it probably isn't very accurate, but it quantifies the number of players teams lost to injury, and some of the significant differences in values suggest some legitimacy in the rankings

I agree with your premise but the NFC North eternal fourth place is Detroit, not the viqueens or burrs.

He can be a whatever you wantbabby the point wasn't to tout him as the goat I was pointing out that advanced analytics were saying he wasn't playing as bad as the stat sheet implies. I'm not even expecting a huge jump, just an increase in efficiency which will greatly increase the offense due to playmakers he's surrounded by. And I brought up the injuries to include the whole context that the Bears may have been very healthy compared to the rest of the league but still had to play some games without major players. Trubisky getting injured cost them the game against the Giants and the first seed in the NFC.

True that, but I mean they are all shit tbqh. The bears, lions and Vikings have been around since the fucking 30's or whatever and only have 1 super bowl.

crazy how we never see videos about rodgers having 6 free wins like we do with brady. kinda proves how blind pats haters are

Crazy how Old Bay ignores how consistently shit the Browns are and how the Bengals fuck up every year some how.

The Bears, Lions and Vikings have all been competitive unlike the Bills, Jets and Dolphins who have been absolute dogshit. I was just pointing out how sad it is that 3 teams with like 200 seasons between them only have 1 superbowl win.

This guy is such an attention seeking shitposter that my first reaction is to be horrible. But actually if that's true I'm really sorry man .
F

The Bengals made the playoffs 5 straight years this decade.

Move eagles down, wentz will get rocked

And they were a first round exit every year.

Shit, why weren't you on the boat?

wait but you said they were all shit, im confused

Old Bay will move the goal posts to whatever helps him look smart and the Ravens look good.

I was up in Pennsylvania this weekend but apparently Anne Arundel County got rocked with a massive storm Saturday. At least 4 boating deaths including the two I know, one was a fucking secret service agent and made national news.

Its embarrassing actually, I never even get upset with him either it's funny to watch him contradict himself with retarded opinions

For me? It's the Miami Football team.

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watch the PFF video about darron lee, they said his grade minus two games would be placed 30th. he was an extremely volatile QB, that rarely takes a team through the playoffs
when they roll into the playoffs, do you think in a 3 game stretch against some of the best defenses in the league, you aren't going to get a 1 TD, 3 INT, sub 60 cpt% statline from him, in line of what he was half of last year?
or consider how many QBs come into the league, put together a couple good games against bad defenses, and teams put together a profile of how to exploit the weaknesses of the QB and they never get a second contract as a starter. That number is much much much more numerous than the QBs that put up outright terrible numbers over half the games they played and eventually gets MVP votes. Just seems like a lot of defending a guy that has only put up good numbers against some of the worst defenses in the league

Actually the funniest thing you've ever posted, but kinda shitty dude. I know it's just an anime jerkoff board but fuck you, old gay may be a NEET living at home never endingly shit posting but if that's true just dont be such a piece of shit for one day of your equally miserable life. Old gay I really dislike you but sorry anyways bro

>year you started watching the NFL
>the most overrated play you've seen live

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I said the Bears, Vikings and Lions are all shit historically since they have 200 seasons with only 1 super bowl between all 3. That's not to say that they are always a shit team since all 3 have had generally decent records this decade.

The Jets, Bills and Dolphins have all pretty much been shit this decade.

If you guys cant take simple concepts in the correct context how do you function in the real world when interacting with others?

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>1995
>the Music City Miracle

Yeah big impact play but the action itself was very meh

yeah he's wrong
vikings don't fall into the dumpster that often, usually hang around a WC spot or just short, sometimes managing further than that.
Bears have a similar pattern, but have tended to have higher highs and lower lows.
Lions are actually bad. I honestly don't know how they manage to never rebuild. I wish them the best because there's just nothing gained from picking on them. it's just pointless and mean.

What's this kike's name?

Because just like Goff he's not being asked to put the whole offense on his back. All he has to do is be an average quarterback with above average capabilities and run the offense efficiently. Nagy is an offensive head coach and won coach of the year with an apparently shit QB. Do you really think the offense won't improve if he can just move the ball more efficiently and rely on his weapons and Nagy's playcalling?

Abella Danger, Josh Rosen's first cousin.

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So if not winning the Super Bowl makes you shit what does that make the Ravens for the past 6 years?

Check the tripcode you stupid faggot, the “boating accident” guy isn’t the real Old Gay

>2000
>youtube.com/watch?v=4SiUNdkIwzQ
The pass should've gotten batted down or intercepted by the first guy rather than batted right into the same direction as the momentum of the route. It wasn't an amazing play by the offense, it was a fucked up play by the defense that the offense captialized on
>inb4 seething at patriots
No, I like the patriots more than the average football team. I just hate when shitty offensive plays become amazing because the defense gave the offense a 2nd life that they shouldn't have had.

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...

She looks like she'd smell like unbrushed teeth.

The Ravens won 2 super bowls in their first 15 years of existence. No other team can compare to that. Besides are you really comparing not winning a super bowl in 6 seasons to only have 1 super bowl in 200?

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2002 (born 1995 and that’s the first season I can recall specific games from)
Tim Tebow’s playoff overtime touchdown pass

>he actually believed that bait

Jesus Christ how far has Yea Forums fallen

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Based boomer

>paying this close of attention to trips
You're the real cancer, and that's coming from a guy that tried to be nice on 4chins

>It wasn't an amazing play by the offense
no shit buddy, they're talking about the catch

Well a good chunk of teams existed before the Super Bowl was even a thing.

Cheatys6thring is posting in a nerdy ass star trek thread on Yea Forums again...

Wait, I am? Link?

Woah slow down there buddy, getting a little defensive there. It's just that you pointed out that these teams have a shit history because they didn't win the super bowl so I just wanted to know how you think the Ravens have been doing the past six years since they haven't won a super bowl in that timeframe.

...and won't win another in the next 30

>multiple INTs with sub 60 cpt% is just "not being asked to put the whole offense on his back"
wew bears fan doesnt even know what a good QB looks like
yeah sure they could "improve" on offense for a per season production, but it means nothing unless after 24 games the QB proves he can put together literally 3 good games in a row, and can resemble a good QB against a good defense. The vast majority of QBs never make it over that hump, and those are the ones who can't make it through the playoffs

Saints?

>trying this badly to save face for sucking old gay’s dick
Wew

That playoff game Eli played his mind out and the giants were ahead most of the first half despite crydell and all the other receivers getting cold feet. I have an obj jersey but the guy is a bitch

>missing the point this hard
What the hell are you even talking about dude? Trubisky doesn't have to be Wentz, he just has to be Foles thats what I'm saying. Nagy schemes a receiver open and Trubisky throws it to him and the receiver catches it. Do this enough with playmakers and thats how big plays are made. It's a complicated offense and Trubisky will have an easier time in the second year of this system locating the open man and causing production. Nagy is the one who's more important are you following me? The term system QB is thrown around a lot here, it's like that.

So the plan for Bears success is that their coaching is going to be so astronomically better than their opponents that they will constantly have wide open receivers so that their shitty QB only needs to throw to wide open receivers.

I hope you understand why thinking you can rely on a plan like that for long term success is completely retarded. That's as retarded as filling a baseball team with sluggers and trying to win games by just hitting homeruns in baseball. It's not remotely realistic.

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>zero playoff wins
>elite

>delusional Iggles fan

Thank you for proving my point.

Jason Peters

The Bears weakness last season was their offense, specifically a lack of big plays which comes down to the QB play. It's was Trubisky's first season after being shackled by stale playcalling his rookie year, it's not a shocker that he was inconsistent in an advanced offense like Nagy's. Trubisky will be in the second year of this system and will be able to run it more efficiently which will cause the offense to be more explosive. The defense is too stacked for them not to be at least in the top 10 though I'm willing to bet on them being top 5. Top tier defense with an explosive offense and the coach of the year gives the Bears great odds to get to the Super Bowl and win it.

Anyways I'm going to bed, I'll let you get the last word, it'll probably just be a dumb as fuck strawman anyway.

no you don't understand, he has been terrible in half the games he played, always against good defenses. Until that changes, which you're just riding on hope it will, they will never make it through 3 or 4 playoff games. He sucked half his games last year, and the number of QBs that turn their careers around after that kind of inconsistency is astronomically low.
Not to mention Nagy, like every coach, occasionally gets outcoached, even in a half, when several turnovers have already put the game away. Even with Nagy scheming shit open he was just terrible. Nagy can't carry that offense, and last year demonstrated.

Boomers need to be genocided

Moron

>astronomically low
but yeah see ya, you can have the last word too

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>in an advanced offense like Nagy's
wew, casualness on full display
its one of the easiest offenses in the NFL, loaded with RPOs that Mahomes won MVP in literally first season

the bears biggest weaknesses was Trubisky had multiple turnovers and poor completion in most games. There wasn't explosive plays because he couldn't connect downfield and collapsed to blitzes and pressure before someone became wide open

nice """""arguement"""""
I would be embarrassed to be a bears fan looking at the casuals in this thread

Agreed but so do nogunz

shredded by injuries last year, should be competitive for the playoffs
Possibly winning the division, probably wild card

goff became a better qb than trubisky in his second year
either mcvay is better than nagy or goff is better than trubisky
or both

I'd be more worried about his footwork than his baby fat.

Quick guys, who's a white guy that played on defense for the Eagles and is old enough to have a 29 year old daughter? He likely has CTE, and she has tattoos.

I like Eli but every day I pray that JONES legit embarasses him in camp and never starts again. 3 more weeks boyos

and you're ALSO in there...because...?

Anyone else just completely hate Peyton Manning? He seems like a complete douchenozzle, like legit george clooney level cunt

hes kind of a cunt, but deep down be probably knows he was a choker and remembers some tough losses he let his team down

Yep, i feel the same way. The mote i get to know about eli the less i like him. Hes done a good job of keeping a low profile but some shit has come out that strongly suggests hes a piece of shit irl.

like what

Reminds me of that guy who did a bunch of interviews for a book, he said Brady was super friendly and genuine but Peyton was a total dick and pain in the ass

You have realize Peyton came into the league with a silver spoon in his mouth while Brady came in as a 6th round draft pick

>thin-skinned coastals can’t handle good ol southern boy banter
Typical

Does anyone give a fuck about where players are from? Does anyone see Tom Brady’s success and scream "MICHIGAN DOMINANCE!"

How will my chorgers do?

the Wolverines need something to be proud about

He's just a dumb hillbilly like farve

Wildcard game exit

5th seed again
Loss in the wild card round

Patrick Muthomes

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Sounds about par for the course

wtf did you do to use you nigger

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Aqua you dumb bitch.

LaMeme Jackson

NOOOOOOOO

>aints fans still SEETHING over the no call

Maybe don't spill your spaghetti all over the field in OT. That game was perfectly winnable and blew drees shit the bed

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>not having an Old Gay filter on always
Summerfag detected

this desu, I hope they lose when they play this season

>The "prank" where he convinced a rookie qb he was cut for being 20 minutes late by cleaning out his locker.
>selling out-of-the-box jerseys as "game used" for an insane upcharge
>being one of the top contributors to Jeb Bush's campaign

I am a Giants fan and not a leftist but these things haunt me, those superbowl wins gave me a tremendous amount of joy, but I just think he's a douche and it's tough to forget. I am all-in on Daniel Jones though. Had him pegged as a top-10 pick in February.

all of those sound based

Thosd three things are the only thing I know about his personality despite being a life-long Giants fan and any one of them is enough for me to hatr him by itself.

He literally pulled a Roger Dorn and then bragged about it a month ago. It's fucking shameful. I can't wait til he gets benched.

>leftist
Cringe, who left Fox News on for Grandpa?

Peyton has a history of Sexual Assault.

It was just banter la

He thought it was a cuck thread?

Fox news uses "liberal" nazis prefer the term "leftist".

Regardless it's just shorthand for suicidal/genocidal policy preferences that are designed to end white hegemony, and eventually, the white race.

probably Toxins (Watt and Hopkins the elites)

Baker Mayfield

Cool story, bro.

Damn got his ass

I hope you are enjoying your stay Pablo. It's not going to last forever.

Mitch Holthus is kino as fuck

Also the Saints got way with a LOT of penalties that game

passing it in that situation in the first place is a retard move, especially to tommylee fucking lewis
the way they looked at the end of the season, they didn't deserve to go to the owl

Correct

Jamaal Charles future NFL Hall of Famer

berds

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Eli dod nothing wrong

Reminder that the Detroit Football Lions are going 6-10 again and there's nothing you can do about it.

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You’re underrating Brees. Rare to see someone in this general underrate this team’s QB but you did, he’s still elite m8

Nah I like him because even to this day faggots like you seethe over him

Also this

How so?

>douchenozzle
I can smell your BO and virginity through my screen

How salty do you think Adrian Peterson is that he has his career destroyed for trying to be a good father, while Hill can threaten to kill his son and wife, punch his pregnant wife in the stomach, and break his kids arm and get away with it?

Chiefs are a disgusting organization

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>trying to be a good father
>

What does tearing an ACL have to do with being a good father?

he hit his kid with a switch as a form of punishment you retarded zoomer. that was done for thousands of years before he got his career ended for it

>What does tearing an ACL have to do with being a good father?
The year after he tore his ACL he rushed for over 2000 yards you retarded faggot

>beating a child so hard he requires a trip to the ER is acceptable

Wow have you ever had sex? If so I bet it was disgusting

>the kid would've died or been seriously disabled if he didnt got to the ER
got a source on that gayboy?

>Wintz
>elite

New England fans are great for doing that. Fuck the Chiefs and fuck Tyreek Hill especially.

You’re either fucking retarded or you didn’t read the story. He left cuts and bruises on his 3 year old son’s Legs, hands, back, and Scrotum for pushing his brother. That’s child abuse and he should’ve gone to jail

>The beating allegedly resulted in numerous injuries to the child, including cuts and bruises to the child’s back, buttocks, ankles, legs and scrotum, along with defensive wounds to the child’s hands. Peterson then texted the boy’s mother, saying that one wound in particular would make her “mad at me about his leg. I got kinda good wit the tail end of the switch.”

>Peterson also allegedly said via text message to the child’s mother that he “felt bad after the fact when I notice the switch was wrapping around hitting I (sic) thigh” and also acknowledged the injury to the child’s scrotum in a text message, saying, “Got him in nuts once I noticed. But I felt so bad, n I’m all tearing that butt up when needed! I start putting them in timeout. N save the whooping for needed memories!”

>According to police reports, the child, however, had a slightly different story, telling authorities that “Daddy Peterson hit me on my face.” The child also expressed worry that Peterson would punch him in the face if the child reported the incident to authorities. He also said that he had been hit by a belt and that “there are a lot of belts in Daddy’s closet.” He added that Peterson put leaves in his mouth when he was being hit with the switch while his pants were down. The child told his mother that Peterson “likes belts and switches” and “has a whooping room.”

If you think that is acceptable you are either being edgy or are a true nigger

Deplorable. No wonder Kansas is a pro-Trump state.

>Kansas City is in Kansas

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Is the existence of Kansas City, KS an alternative fact, RedditBay?
>mistress T

Lmao dumbass

Your parents had worse happen to them and they turned out better than you

Most based thing Patriots fans have ever done.

The fucking colts!

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Clearly you haven't had enough abuse yet and we need to lock you up and start breaking your arm until you learn better, faggot.

Imagine reading that shit and still wanting to defend this fucker

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This

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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so obviously bradysknee without his trip jesus fucking christ

/nfl/ tripfags might be the most obnoxious cunts to ever be spawned from some dumb cunt's vagina.

Just think about how there are hundreds of people on Yea Forums who have never gone into /nfl/ and have no idea that this shit is a problem.

come try me zoomer

Yeah and your post was so unobnoxious...

Oh boy an internet tough guy to boot. You're a clear example why your own views are shit.

The sad part is that it really is just two terrible posters that fuck these threads up. Because they post here all day, they're constantly turning their trips on and off to pretend to be multiple people, and they just endlessly squabble in the most petty retarded fashion. It's fucking constant.

This is false. Bradysknee and bradys 6th ring have been proven to be the same person

>im a tough guy
>youre the one who said you were going to beat me
get over yourself faggot

Why do you impersonate Old Bay with a different tripcode?

I was pointing out the hypocrisy of your views you stupid fuck. Clearly you need more beatings because your upbringing has lead to a life of shitposting and pretending to be tough on the internet. Now fuck off, retard.

One of the two shitposters is you. You and Bradysknee should both be banned for intentional shitposting.

write about it on your twitter pussyboy, disciplining your child with a switch has been a thing for thousands of years and you acting like its anywhere near as bad as punching a pregnant woman in the stomach and telling her youre going to kill her and your child after breaking your kids arm is fucking pathetic, kys

I'm not the one turning every thread political like he does. Also I actually discuss football unlike you, shitposter

Patently false. Go masturbate to Mistress T.

Blah blah. All you have is weak banter because you're dumb as fuck. Your argument is shit. Go have daddy beat your fucking ass until you stop shitposting on the internet, faggot. Until then, nobody should ever take advice on raising someone properly from you.

>I get a warning for ironic shitposting
>Old Gay and Bradyssomeshit can get away with it no problem
Absolutely fucking retarded.
They shitpost on Yea Forums as well so that board knows our pain as well.

>I'm not the one turning every thread political like he does.
Horse shit. You make political statements all the time.

>Also I actually discuss football
When was the last time you actually made a post about football that was intelligent discussion and not some kind of backhanded insult to some fanbase or posting weak, retarded bait so people respond to you? A year ago?

>ironic shitposting

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im talking about human children here not your furbabbies faggot

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Barry Sanders.

The one man whose game relied on no one else to get it done.

>a thing happened for a long time, so it's good
Ah yes, I too miss ritualistic sacrifice and blood letting.

who you quoting

Deion Sanders.
>Water covers 2/3rds of the Earth, I cover the rest - Deion Sanders
I like this choice as well though.

Matt Ryan is actually unironically a Top 15 QB. But it's kind of a stretch to equate that with the MAJORITY of QBs. There's always a bunch of unknowns year to year.

Browns won't be last in the division this year!

t. Pats fan

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>Top 15 QB
That's being really conservative. He's easily been top 8 for several years no matter how you cut it. You could even say top 6.

>implying they won’t completely implode as usual

They weren't 4th last year either.

In choking?

He’s top ten.
1. Brady
2. Mahomes
3. Wilson
4. Brees
5. Rodgers
6. Ryan
7. Luck
8. Roethlisberger
9. Rivers
10. Take your pick between Watson, Newton, Wentz if any of them are healthy. Maybe even Goff or Mayfield. Huge drop off after all of these guys.

>retard states.jpg

How much will it hurt Pittsburgh if Brady actually gets 7 before he retires? Or was 6 the one that hurt the most?

Good point. BROWNS WILL BE 2ND IN THE DIVISION THIS YEAR!

And Zoomers need to man the fuck up and stop being such needy little bitches.

>if

>I pegged Daniel Jones as a top 10 pick
Can’t wait till he lets you down for being such an absolute retard. That was the worst pick of the entire first round

>actually shitting on God's country
Joseph Smith may have been a lunatic, but he wasn't wrong when he said the Garden of Eden was right here in the 24th state. If you ever blaspheme like that again, I guarantee there's a whooping coming your way, and it's gonna hit like a God damned twister hopped up on some good old 417

>That was the worst pick of the entire first round
2nd worst. At least he was considered a first round prospect, though a back-end one.
The Texans panicked when their guy got taken and took a third-round at best in the first. Bill o’ brien is a fucking retard and deserves his shitty o-line for filling the front office with his own incompetent cronies.

>allegedly
Welcome to America, where the media is fucking retarded and anything they say requires concrete proof

Maybe.

I disagree with this list and I'm a Patriots fan.

More objectively:

1. Brees
2. Rodgers
3. Brady
4. Mahomes
5. Flacco (HAHA just kidding it's actually Wilson)
6. Rivers
7. Cousins
8. Roethlisberger
9. Foles
10. Luck
11. Ryan
12. Watson
13. Goff
14. Allen
15. Mayfield

And I'm being really conservative on Allen and Mayfield, you could easily argue they should be higher (and theoretically prove it this season).

It's easy to look at metrics and argue from the numbers, but I think the most important qualities for a QB are discerning defense and calling the appropriate audibles, something that the Top 5 do well (Mahomes being a bit soon to really judge, but he's completely out of the league of the other young QBs). Anyone in the Top 10 runs a fairly complex offense with good options, check downs, and reads.

I want to be really high on Josh Allen and Baker Mayfield because what I've seen is legitimately great, but now everyone's seen it. So the defenses are going to have better reads.

Go get shot for questioning evolution

Never thought I’d see the day a pats fan didn’t disrespect Luck.

>7. Cousins
This isn’t even bait. He just threw a fishing pole straight in the water.

I’ll concede your point. We should all laugh at the Texans because their existence makes every other team look good

>implying creationism vs evolution isn't a spectrum
I'm a theistic evolutionist guy

>cousins a retard
Sauce?

Read the rest of the article fucktard. The kid was taken to a hospital and Peterson's own texts confirmed he beat him it.

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>tripfaggot posting about rules and not general faggot behavior
You have no self awareness so you retard?

>This isn’t even bait. He just threw a fishing pole straight in the water.
I live in DC. I have to watch the Rawskins. I saw so fucking much of Kirk that I'm very confident in my read on him. Cousins isn't a worldbeater but he can easily manage the Vikings offense to a superb owl if the coaches and defense stop shitting the bed.

But hey, you're an expert on the metrics, right? What's Kirk's career QBR?

As far as Luck...he's a Top 10 QB. But with Indianapolis' inability to build an OL I dunno if we'll really ever get to see it.

I can’t decide who’s more retarded: Creationists, or “enlightened atheists” who masturbate to believing in evolution like most people but absolutely refuse to acknowledge that evolution applies to hard differences between races as well because that hurts their fee-fees

"Allegedly" is a legal term you 4th grader

>But with Indianapolis' inability to build an OL
Did you watch any of the last season?
Were you in a coma? It’s July 2019, the colts gave up fewer sacks than anyone last season and Kirk Cousins folded against ever single >.500 team he played

Allegedly is a legal term for when you have no concrete proof you absolute inbred retard. Come back when you stop being a retard flyover

There is nothing to defend about AP. Every other controversial player in history has at least had some angle where you could shift blame or understand their reasons. Not AP. He is the only player in history who is just a straight up fuckass

Ray Rice
Tyreek Hill

Aaron Hernandez thanks you for this post.

They had to say allegedly because it didnt go to trial yet dipshit. There was absolutely concrete proof which you would see if you read the fucking rest

Boy I really hope you never go to court
Allege
v. to claim a fact is true, commonly in a complaint which is filed to commence a lawsuit, in an "affirmative defense" to a complaint, in a criminal charge of the commission of a crime, or any claim. (See: allegation)

So the prosecutor will allege certain facts, and the defendant will allege other facts.
>If you ever watch news programs, you often hear the verb allege. A reporter might say that detectives allege that a certain person, who is now being held without bail, set a fire. This can be confusing: If the person is in jail, then he or she must have set that fire, right? In reality, the person is a suspect, awaiting trial. In our country, people are assumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. That's why we used allege until we know for sure.

I'm not sure how you justify Brees or Rodgers over Brady as a quarterback. If you were talking strictly throwing ability, sure, but then Mahomes should actually be higher than both Brady and Rodgers. If you mean as a total QB, Brady is #1. It has nothing to do with who you're a fan of, he is the best at the position.

No Elliott suspension lads. Happy 3rd of July

cool, who do they choke against in the divisional round this year?

Buccaneers.

Anyone else like Baldy?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ny7pQ-tDn4o

The Vikings struggled against good teams, yes. But we're rating QBs. If he was capable of just delivering absurd results no matter how much the offense was kept on the field, he'd be Drew Brees.

Because it's 2019 and not 2013.

>Because it's 2019 and not 2013.
That only justifies my points even more.

2013 is one of Brady's worst seasons statistically.

Doesnt matter as long as garret gets the boot now does it?

kek

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Jared lorenzen has died

>1996
>the bus

I like you.

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shit, read player
anyways
>OBJ catch
Giants lost that game

you know remember Darren Sharper

GUYS JARED LORENZEN THE BEST BACKUP QB EVER HAS DIED

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Okay.

F

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DA HAWDES HITTIN SAFETEE IN DA LEEG

Just take care of yourselves. Lorenzen was only 38 and in better shape than most anons and still died of heart disease

Why is OldGay so fucking obsessed with me?

Hard living takes you fast

>weighted like 400lbs
almost sure he died from an infection that led to multiple organ failure

500 lbs sounds really american

At one point after he retired he got up to 500. Absolute unit

He was murdered by angry illegal Mexicans who hated freedom.

You Germans ever hear of stones and glass houses?

Last 2 digits is number of games the raiders win in 5 seasons

probably true, but the method was passively feeding him really greasy food

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FOOL

Holy fug Raiders are back

He was training to be a 4channel janitor

Literally Chinese restaurants have Mexicans as line cooks. Why are you guys so great?

Dude he just passed, let him RIP

I wish we could say the same about OldGay right now, but faggot didn't want to take a boat trip.

It was more a shot at the Janny, but point taken

I don't know. Chinese food is really popular here and from what I've heard, it isn't really that hard to make.

>Raiders only losing 8 games in 5 seasons
Your wish is granted...but all 7 games are losses to the Patriots in the AFC Championship and regular season. Brady plays until 47 just to make sure this happens. The final loss is a 50-0 shutout by the Bills.

Would you still take it?

Brady wont make it through this season.

you ever heard of diets?

Why are you suddenly being kinda nice, cock whip?

He wants people to like him.

>one of the easiest schedules
>still playing at a top 3 QB level
>practically guaranteed at least a 12-4 record
Why would he not? He might retire before 45, but I can't see any reason he would retire this year. He barely even got touched last year. He took 21 sacks and like 2 of those were actual hits where the rest were taps after he went down early.

the catch is extremely overrated IMO. His catch on that 3rd down in the previous SB they played in was much better. I think it was the one he got rocked by Kam and kept running

Last digit is number of years brady has left

oh shit....it's true...

They have lite beer in Germany?

I am to most human beings

Now in those 5 years, last digit is number of owls he wins, in 0 he dies, if over 5 he coached

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2013 is one of the worst seasons you could've picked for brady you fucking retard

Last digit is number of AFCCG Carr beats Brady in

Smooth

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Goddamn patriots blsck magic up in here
fuck this site

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Last digit is number of owls Wop beats Brady in

Lemme try this
last digit is number of games Brady wins legitimately this year

>The divisional
>The AFCCG
>The Superbowl
Thanks dipshit.

How many cocks has OldGay taken?

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If 7 jewish powers are real

So Brits cant handle the bantz like at all

RIP Hefty Lefty

Well, that settles that, Kraft is secretly running /nfl/

You guys need to stop with this prediction shit, this thread is getting scary.

Totes Obvs.

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Last 2 digits is number Carr TDs for the year
second to last 2 are Brodys

Last two numbers show house many tripfaggots need to die before 4channel will be okay again

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>00
>Brady is going to get 50 rushing TDs this season

So brody finally becomes checkdown charlie and hands em all off and carr just says fuck it?

Dubs and old gay is BTFO

New:

>posting dubs/get posts

Dubs and I'm BTFO

Brady going to be a rushing monster this season.

F

Shame he lost those battles to the cupcake demons.

>posts minus two yards in the playoffs

rodgers has more finesse on the ball than mahomes

This