/hoc/

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Faggot

Retard

Ted's a pretty chill guy. Tokes bongs and doesn't afraid of anything

How the fuck did Sakic get fleeced so badly by Dubas of all people?

"fleeced"

He got raped

My goal celebration on hoc 19 chel is DUUUUUDE

The deal wouldn't have been nearly so bad if they didn't give away Kerfoot.

We really shouldn’t say raped in this context anymore guys

How’s my hair look lads

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Reddit is not tolerated here

got a bit of a widows peak going on there

Because I’m a god damn man

Clean your porch you fucking degenerate

>calling anyone a degenerate while also browsing Yea Forums

Sakic had to outbid other teams that were also interested in Kadri. It's a steep price but Kadri really improves the Avs centre depth. The biggest criticism of the Avs last year was that they were a 1 line team. Signing Kadri really helps round out the Avs roster as well as adds more physical presence to the team. It could work out really well for the bing bing wahoos

does ted just hang out on his porch all day like some kind of monkey?

clean the grill
sweep the patio
gain height
get a clue

The thing you have to remember about Joe Sakic is, he had to retire early because during the 08-09 season he stuck his hand in a snowblower to unclog it, and severed 3 fingers.

He's a boomer

retard

also they have burakovsky so that can be a lethal pairing

could be worse. hair plugs are an option if you're really self conscious about it

loss puck Eberle SCORES TIE GAME.... CAN...YOU...BELIEVE IT!!
>I can.. because of the fact that Klyukin iced the puck and look at the Russian body language now. They're crushed. Tavares had to step up and make a magical play. The crowd loves it, Tavares magical play. Shea Weber played for the Kelowna Rockets

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Just waitin' for RFA talks to start

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please sweep or leafblow your deck

>Tenders the wimpiest offer sheet in league history

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>4 /hoc/ threads
Yeah I think we run Yea Forums

How much do you think Tkachuk gets? I was pretty sad to see Hathaway get sent to the Caps today

It's still a shit contract for Carolina. Aho will be a UFA at 26 instead of locking him up for 8 years

dep puks

Lel none of you fags even knew who Kerfoot was until today

Landeskog-MacKinnon-Rantanen
Burakovsky-Kadri-Compher
Wilson-Jost-Donskoi
Calvert-Bellamare-Nieto

Johnson-Cole
Girard-Makar
Zadorov-Byram

Grubauer

The Avs still look alright, but they probably lost the trade.

probably stays in calgary, gets like 6 years 45 million

Literally who?

And that's a good thing! That way when Carolina re-signs Aho, every single year of the extension will eat UFA years

I think they'd give him 7

byram isnt making that roster ASAP

*7 mil fuck im a brainlet

He could.
t. watched him play for the Giants

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no you didnt

Yes I did.

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if he can then god damn he accelerated there faster than heiskanen and makar

>"I don't really want to name teams but I talked to obviously the Islanders," Filppula said. "Pretty quickly it came down to the Island or coming back to Detroit. I'm definitely happy about this decision.
based

>I hope you won't be too mad at me

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>Ted BTFO

he said he wanted to finish his career in detroit. i can respect that. he at least did well for >us

>first there was jeff finger, then there was alex kerfoot

literally neither of those players played the year they got drafted

Goodbye posts, buying out newspaper pages after a trade/retirement, and tribute videos are so overdone.

dahlin did

Dear /hoc/, I wanted to thank you for your warm welcome and for letting me be part of the Yea Forums family. I was very happy to post for /hoc/. I hope you won’t be too mad at me.You live only once.

Bob is based

you're a good friend

Adios fag

gonna sign a huge deal this offseason, lads. My agent has tabs on something good

still hurts losing two big names in a row. panarin just wanted the big city

Might post my cock tonight but I just purchased a Yea Forums pass

why didnt anybody sign dion yet??

I think anything under 8 AAV would be great, but the way the market has been lately I could see him getting way more

>34 year old 7th defenseman
>

well, i think he should get a contract like lees. 7 years 49 million

I fucked Ted

We got Will Butcher out of it so it's not too bad.

Yeah, with a player like that you might as well just let him go. He won't be happy if he "had" to stay put

@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
Hearing rumours of a /hoc/ /mlb/ trade underway. Possible movement of Latvia.

you're welcome bud. keep your stick on the ice

How’d it go

Hope he don't Rick Nash it at the Garden

he still did well as a 3rd line center, and this team does need centers desperately. I think koivula does come up from the AHL even though he is a LW/C

HERE SHE COMES NOW SAYIN MONY MONY

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/hoc/s GM needs to fucking move grease. He's been dead weight for years with his cokehead-level posting and he's never seen ice in his life

I'm glad to see Lee is staying with the Isles. Shame about Lehner though

I wonder if anybodies looking to move someone that posted on /bet/. We could give grease and cash

we would have to give up like at least a 1st to get somebody to gave that garbage

Assistant GM of /hoc/ here. Trust the system fellas, we got some big moves coming down the pipe. More info soon.

BREAKING NEWS
TED NAMED CAPTAIN OF /HOC/

did fall through?

Don't really know anything about your prospects tbf, but I wish you the best of luck

top five guys to wear the captain's 'c' for /hoc/ go

I had someone on the line to take grease but they wanted Latvia too, couldn’t part with the asset

i think /hoc/ needs to hire some more womens hockey scouts

as the resident islesfag, i think that lehner wasnt signed because of too many years and theres like 3 possible goalies in the system with skarek soderstrom and sorokin. varly isnt bad so I expect a tandem between griess and varly like last year.

isles have a shit ton of good wingers, not many centers, and a lot of good defenseman.

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@PierreVLeBrun hearing rumbles of trade between /hoc/ and /rug/. Finland for Australia. It’s one for one.

how about you guys deal with these nuts, bitch

If we could trade grease, but would have to take on a poo-in-loo in exchange, how many of you would vote in favor?

Slayer

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Are the Bruins the most hated team in Canada?

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#NotMyCaptain. He's going to show up to every game blazed to hell, how can he hold the team accountable if he can't hold himself accountable

no chance. finland in untouchable

That would be the >laffs

No that would be the laffs

this and I wouldn't want my captain having a micropenis either

Australia is approximately 70% of /rug/'s shitposting power, how could you not accept?

ted is more suitable for /hoc/ mascot than captain

stay fucking scared m8s

I sould be captain. I have a demanding presence and a body man men have said is "yummy"

Your day off is already over leaf, >ours has yet to begin

did you completely forget the laffs exist?

of what?

Hey Dallas, mind if I tag along for the next, I don't know, 3 or so years?

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unironically the canucks make the playoffs next season

I'm impressed by your knowledge of Canada

I did but only because his name stuck out to me because it reminded me of Adam Foote

@TSNBobMcKenzie
I have word that /cric/ is setting up a package to deal sebbo to /hoc/ in exchange for kippers. Details will come soon

reminder the avalanche have donskoi

@TSNBobMcKenzie 6m

Stop making fake tweets about me u fagots

Based, and if I do say so myself, Nuckiespilled

DUCKS WILL LOSE SO MANY GAMES NEXT YEAR THEY'LL HAVE THE FIRST ROUND FIRST PICK FOR NEXT YEAR!

Yes that is why Grease hasn't been around in while. Other user isn't keep up with the news

We already traded kippers to /box/ for future considerations

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Just got some tinnitus

when did you come to terms with the demonstrable objective fact that this time next year lafreniere will be a soiler?

Went outside to barbecue and let like 20 mosquitos into my house even though I closed the door as quickly as possible each time I went through it

WTF NO, REVOLT IF FINLAND TRADED

So are the Kitties going to do anything or will they pretty much be in the same situation as they were with Luongo?

how come you guys havent got upset about quinton byfield being a top prospect next year yet?

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>sebbos going to /hoc/
Uh oh /hoc/s kids on getting molested watch

What did you make? Yesterday I grilled up a some t bones, sauteed some carrots and mushrooms in aluminum foil, and some stuffed portobellos with cheese on top. Probably the best thing I've made this summer.

Hockey’s for everyone around here

the next nazem kadri
who the fuck knows. prove it to us in october

Byfield is black? Didn't realize that lol, he was amazing for the Senators in my FHM5 game

@taylorswift13 15m

Got word that Puljujarvi to Tampa Bay is confirmed. Details to come.

*carrots and tomatoes

Buy a net, they work really well

t. manitoban who lived near the marshes

Could you please stop stalking my girlfriends twitter thanks.

He’s not white so he’s not allowed to post here

byfield looks mixed really. fucking sudbury anyway

been dealing with a bit of ligma myself lately

Marsh this lad
*fucks your mom*

@taylorswift13 47s ago
wait this isn't /hoc/

@taylorswift13 2m ago
Just dropped a major log lads

If Finland gets traded I'm immediately putting in a request for a trade. That's not the direction this general should be going in and I'm not going to waste my prime shitposting years in a cap-minimum general

my devils finna black the league

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neighbor is shooting off some fireworks

Who cares he's gonna be a bust

meow

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Preparing a major move to send the entire sunbelt away

I marshed your mom last bro

@TSNBobMcKenzie
Hearing that /hoc/ will acquire loli panties from /f1/ in exchange for bracketnon

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He probably won't be Crosby 2.0 like all the talking heads are saying he is so it's not hard to come to terms with

I smoked a couple of fat bowls for you today Canada. I expect you'll do the same in return on Thursday

Holy FLEECED

Who will be the Shark's Captain now?

I'm going to go with Kane because of diversity.

That’s the steal of the century

Isles weeb reportedly very excited

it's happening, and they're gonna ruin that kid

Either beard man #1 or beard man #2.

>minnesota just passed out

Ya. I'm gonna get high and watch GCW backyard

>DeBoer walks in the dressing room with a C
>starts walking to Thornton
>everyone cheering
>clapping and whistling
>walks past him and puts it on based Burnsie
>everyone claps and cheers harder
>Joe starts crying

jumbo wasnt leading by example during the playoffs. he kind of disappeared. dont think they will want him with a letter anymore.

Holy fucking fleeced

gotta be couture

Cheers m8

Couture

>isles have a shit ton of good wingers, not many centers, and a lot of good defenseman.
Alright, that's only one hole to fill at least (+goalies)

>jets trade Hellebuyck for bulju and a first
>jets trade fagreniere to Florida for barkov
CANT WAIT

>Lehner to chiCongo
huh?

5. Mark Stone arbitration countdown poster
4. Ending-it-all lad
3. /beav/
2. Ice procents vocaroo narrator
1. Bulju

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>a-at l-least we beat vegas

they do have some wingers/centers in koivula and carpenter so that can help. at least they did get two centers this draft in newkirk and bibeau, and bibeau has worked with dobson

This but unironically
Simmonds and Subban are going to get a lot of black kids from the area into hokkei

who remembers the lucic/edmonton signing

I hope that the Flyers and Devils have some good games next season. It’s such a trashy rivalry.

I'm not the user you replied to but damn that sounds 10/10 bud. Do you marinate/dry rub your T-bones or just season them on the BBQ?

>varly isnt bad
Yes he is.
>so I expect a tandem between griess and varly like last year.
Only until it becomes clear how much better Greiss is.
>isles have a shit ton of good wingers, not many centers, and a lot of good defenseman.
But good centers are maybe the hardest position to fill.

@TSN
>devante shit smelly going to Toronto to black the stupid twink

she could drop a major log on me any day

There's like 8 major league sports teams in the NY/NJ area, and Devlels are dead last in popularity

dont the debbies play in wh*te suburbs tho?

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just did the last line of blow

>be far and away the best team in the league
>make /hoc/ seethe

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How do they keep getting away with it?

Shall'st

youtube.com/watch?v=8-9scNP5KWk

blaze that shit up nigga

griess is 33. hes done at the end of the season. I think its really gonna be split starts between both griess and varly because of both not being starters. I know varlamov had an abysmal year in colorado but I think he can be benefitted by trotz and the defense. as for centers, i want the isles to try and trade leddy or boychuk just to get a favorable trade

based Ren and Stimpy poster

still to this day i can sing it word for word

I don’t think I’d really call Newark white nor suburbs

I went with a simple salt rub 2 hours before and then peppered them on the grill. If it was a cheaper cut I would have marinated them but they were already very tender and I wanted to keep it simple and let the meat's taste stand on its own

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Parmesan chicken rubbed with store bought sauce that I added a few things to; black pepper, cayenne, annnddd parsley I think
How would a net stop them from getting inside when I open the door

>I know varlamov had an abysmal year in colorado but
It's not just one year. It's his overall skill in the position.

Newark is like 50% nog

Just seen a commercial for Culver. Are any of you from Chicago?

>they were so cocky when they won game 1 of the SCF
>lose 4 in a row

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No one is going to trade a top 2 nhl centre for those two bums.

@zdeno33 10m
I eat ass

>@JesseGranger_

>Breaking: Golden Knights looking at trade options for Nikita Gusev

>A source told The Athletic the sides are far apart in negotiations, and Vegas could deal the Russian star if they can’t fit him under the cap.
Don't need that pusy anyway.

boychuk is pretty much unmoveable unless you pay a team to take him for you

Good call, good call
I'm hungry now

your right I forgot that contract of his is bad and the age of him isnt desirable compared to leddy.
he's had some good years but he was the goalie who choked a 3-1 lead to the habs almost 10 years ago jesus time flies

i miss boychuk

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>Just seen a commercial for Culver.
Like... Culver Military Academy? The really obscure private boarding school?

bruh, just started raw
the first segment was fun as fuck

Read that 3 times before I realized it said Nikita gutsev, not zaitsev
Was dubiously perplexed

How incompetent is vegass's front office if they're already in cap hell before the third season

most of the contracts are reasonable desu
stastny, pacioretty, and reaves are significantly overpaid though.

I think they got really lucky in their first season and in turn got complacent

>the guy asks for your number just signed a 70 million dollar contract and all you ask for is food and a rolex

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gusev ever even played a game for them either. they basically just paid him to lose his rights.

i miss having Accari, Vatrano, Mcintyre, Donato, and two Nash's still on the roster.

what is happening

you did get carlo for him though so not much lost on defense
its more of the terrible contracts like marchessaults, smiths, fleurys and patches all bog them down, plus david clarkson as part of the william karlsson pick forced them to eat a terrible dead contract

>put net on inside of door
>enter net when about to open door
>when you open the door, the net is blocking their entry
It's not 100% mosquito proof but it helps if you're willing to put in the minimal effort

>marchessaults, smiths
5 million for them isn't bad at all mate, maybe a million more than reilly smith should be making, but that's a great price for marchessault

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Is it just me, or does it seem like somehow almost every team got worse and almost nobody got better?
You'd think that it should be balanced, but every team just seems gutted right now.

it's because the gms were expecting a higher cap

So what did Toronto actually give Colorado to make this trade happen? 20mil hard cash?

Literally the only teams i can think of that came out better are the rags and (possibly) the habs

How the fuck are the yotes 4th highest?

Yeah it was great fun watching the announcers act like someone died for 20 minutes.

Kitties

For real, id ask him for a threesome with him and his wife, where his wife forces me to suck his cock and give up my number.

Yep

They take on all sorts of shitty contracts in exchange for actually decent pieces because they've historically had spare cap room.
I guess it's finally catching up with them.

hawks

Based retard.

you ever wanna look at their cap friendly? nick schmaltz is being paid 5.85million and phil kessel alone just adds 6.8 million to it. good luck for them paying keller
hawks only got better in net and thats only if lehner repeats how he did last year.

>70m for 7 years for a 31 year old goalie

There is a literal cuckold segment at the start of hour 3 if youre into that.

no?

They gave away their small prospect pool for players they didn't need and are now in cap hell, forced to trade valuable players away to shed salary. Besides the ones you mentioned, trading for Tatar was dumb and so was Stone.

>hawks only got better in net and thats only if lehner repeats how he did last year.
some insurance in net was all the hawks needed going into it tho.

A 2nd line centre. Inb4 hurrrr.

stone and patches on the same line is amazing, but at the cost of your arguable best prospect in suzuki and overloading the cap? yeah nah

i believe capfriendly still counts the players on LTIR during the summer

Oilers

true about the prospects, also from acquiring tatar to trading him for pacioretty was a blunder. stone got a lot of money and term, but he was far and away the best player on the team after they got him.

business idea:

great meme friend

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they do. vegas still have a miniscule amount they can spend, but not nearly enough to sign gusev, subban, and schuldt.

It's the retained salary that guarantees something more is going on though. They could have gotten a better return elsewhere for both those players.

...

it was a hot summer night of '19

kwab

it seems like barrie has been shopped around for a while now. able other teams werent very instead in him.

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Today was probably the best free agency frenzy in a while desu

Sunburnt and eating poptarts it's p good time

Awful

Reminder that a franchise player is getting paid only 8.5M for 5 years while a fucking 30 year old goalie is getting 10M for 7 years.

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My point about stone is that they gave up their limited future assets for a player they really didn't need; they were already a playoff team. Now they had to sign him, putting them in cap hell for the foreseeable future.

They should have played it safe and kept their first year guys together, adding fa's and building from within. They had a great thing going with the whole "wonder team of rejects/cast offs" thing, but are now no different from any other team that fucked themselves up by adding the "stars" of other franchises at high costs.

soderberg and richardson are gone next season here and there is like 6mill to give to keller.

They improved, not by much, but they improved.

What the fuck is wrong with the Yotes. How in the world do they not make space for Keller? And why did they sign the extension with Shmaltz anyways? dude isn't even that good

my biggest question: why does schamltz have THAT much money?

wtf is happening here

i see what ya mean. can't argue with you.

'8 this country desu

Canada's government has insured that no Canadian team will ever win the cup. The high taxes and weak CAD make Canadian teams unattractive to most major free agents. Besides, who the fuck wants to live in Calgary or Winnipeg when you can live in NYC and LA or states with zero income tax like Tennessee or Florida

Over paid schmaltz. Good thing they just need to keep Keller here. And probably can let go Soderberg.

why? that's literally a situation that straight people have too.

>12 forwards for the price of 3 laffs
But can they meme?

>why go to canada
because players are majority canadian and playing for them means a massive incentive to win?

they dont have to give keller an extension until next season? why are you talking about?

I swear they were so under the cap that they needed to pay big contracts to bad players just to get to the cap floor.

>be in a relationship for 6 years
>havent had sex in 7

Hmmmm

considering where the yotes are, they got some good potential. book them as a dark horse

Lesbian relationships have the highest rate of domestic and emotional abuse compared to straight and gay relationships desu

they also need to trade Rantaa to some desperate team in need of a goalie and keep Keumper

huomenta rags

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quick reminder that stik pukc is for everybody

Is anyone actually surprised that McPhee is a shit GM and Vegas is a cap strapped pretender after the most generous expansion draft ever? His career is literally built on lucking into a generational first overall pick 15 years ago. This is the guy who traded away Filip Forsberg for Martin Erat.

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>Edmonton signs all the best euro fa's
Explain?

Without being racist, can /hoc/: explain why the Simmonds deal is so bad? 5mil for one year when >we have like 80mil more cap space

Who said it was bad?

>rags
>still keeping skjei and sharttenkirk
>panarin eats up ONE THIRD of their forward cap
mcphee isnt terrible, but hes like benning or snow where he does a retarded move out of fucking nowhere

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it's not bad, but a 1 year deal looks like he doesn't want to be there. hall doesn't want to be there either unless the devils start winning

alternatively, they have the highest rate of false reports because they like to play the victim card

you arent getting a consistent 20goal scorer for less than $5mill/year nowadays.

their depth is so shit

clean your bong you degenerate

Euros are subpar to American and Canadian players, further hamstringing Canadian teams

I wouldn't count them out. Really hard to predict that division right now.

>rags in charge of tanking

>"b-but we have prospects!"
I guarantee ranger fans forget that their "rebuild" is still ongoing. they need fucking depth and a better defense because staal is old and shattenkirk sucks ass

give it to me straight lads. how likely is a lock out?

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He's black

gary will not let us down

>>still keeping skjei and sharttenkirk
nobody probably wants that garbage, let alone paying assets for it.

At best he's deadline fodder to trade to a team that will lose in the first round.

Takes too many penalties. That team will fall apart the minute they run into adversity too.

At this point, I kind of hope it happens

compared to their rivals

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What an awful thing to hope for

>avs traded barrie for a muslim goon
I don't know if I can watch next year..

rude

>Yea Forums
Are you lost or something? This is 4channel m8

The metro is a fucking mess.

seething ted

twitter.com/IneffectiveMath/status/1145752527268433920
why pay $5M for a non-entity?

Didn't know it was this grim. Sad.

Skjei should have a better year playing with Trouba. Shattenkirk has 2 years left, he's been hurt his whole time there. He'll get one more crack at it and if he improves, all the better. Brendan Smith is likely getting buried in the AHL.

Smith, Staal, and Shattenkirk are all up and off the books in two years, which coincidentally is when Chytil, Anderson and Howden are RFA due for new contracts. Money is not a problem right now. They are already talking of dumping Kreider, but I think they will keep him at least until the deadline and then either trade him or overpay to keep him if he finally proves himself. Namestnikov is suspect as well, he could go at any time.

where would kreider go though?

We couldn't get a bag of pucks for grease. And we would have to retain 40 percent of his shitposting salary to boot.

dont want to appear racist

you mean teams pay a premium for goals and dont really care about those nerd stats??

it's predictable, yeah, but that doesn't make it a good deal

>kapanen: 3.2
>johnssson: 3.4

Making some late night grilled cheeses, anyone want one?

Idk, thats too far ahead to speculate. But he is the next Ranger UFA that can get more than he's worth, so they will move him before he gets his payday. He's better than a guy like Hayes tho. They may decide to keep him.

I take one, user.

between bulju and bill

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>tfw no atv parade

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both of those guys have 1 20 goal season. simmonds is up to like 5+ and even he has a few 30+ goal seasons.

We shouldn't stop. Chris Stewart when?

>using the retard font
kys

think i finally killed what i believe to have been the boss mosquito.
this motherfucker. i would get him in my sights for a few minutes but he would behave erratically, not landing anywhere, and dodging all my clap attacks. sometimes he would straight up dive bomb me.
after he disappeared for more than 5 minutes i decided to give up for a bit and have a shower. once i finished my shower i lift up my cock to take a piss and lo and behold the mosquito flies right out from between my legs, the fucker had somehow followed me into the bathroom.
the bathroom door was closed though, and he was trapped - now i had him. i still lost him a couple of times but he had nowhere to run.
he got out of my sights one last time, but he got greedy. i looked down and there he was, landed on my bare chest, ready to take a helping of my delicious juicy titty blood. smacked him into oblivion. game over.

:(

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nerd

F

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imagine overpaying a swede made of glass, for eight years, and letting your elite scoring captain walk

Johnsson - Tavares - Marner
Hyman - Matthews - Kapanen
Kerfoot - Gauthier - Moore
Agostinno - Spezza - Nylander

Reilly - Barrie
Muzzin - Ceci
Dermott - Marincin/Gravel

Andersen
Hutchinson

STAY SCARED M8
T
A
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S
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Karlsson better have a HoF career as a Shark or I'm going to do something very drastic

Thinking that is not possible

your lines are irreconcilably fucked up but the fact remains, literally who can stop them

Why did he do it, lads

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Not even going to respond to the obvious bait

my post?

He has grit and will drve hard to the net. Even if he slumps he is good for his physicality. One year is great, because if it works out, he will probably stay. The devils need two more moved to be respectable. They still have $15M extra cap space.

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It's like when the Jets let Andrew Ladd walk and he went on to do great things in Long Island.

You're not very bright, are you?

it's okay
the sharks and knights will still be the best two teams in the pacific, even though they're both getting worse. the blood feud will live on.

>Marner
>implying

im not even saying its bad. that seems to be around marketvalue for a 20+ goal scorer like him. im surprised he didnt want a little longer than that.

keep using that gay font on your phone pussy, i'll bet the juxtaposition of it when you look up your fag porn looks good to your queer eyes.

>grit
>drve hard to the net
if that's all you want, there's like 20 4th-line plugs who'd do it for $1M

@TSNBobMcKenzie 4m ago
/hoc/ /mlb/ trade official. /hoc/ sends Latvia to /mlb/ for user from USA and 4th round pick in 2020.

Based Latvia to the cubbie!

So, who takes Turris off Nashville's hands?

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No means no Kaner!

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Based and redpilled trade.

bobmckenzie is a soiboi who prefers fruity cocktails over a regular beer

They need a goalie, but there are none left. And an actual defenceman. Wouldnt be surprised if Girardi ends up there.

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/mlb/ got FLEECED

My post m8

Draisaitl - McDavid - Kassian
Nygard - Rnh - Chaisson
Khaira - Haas - Granlund
Lucic - Cave - Jurco

Klefbom - Larsson
Nurse - Russel
Jones - Persson/Bear

Koskinen
Smith

OUR YEAR
U
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Y
E
A
R

i'd like to thank all the fans in /hoc/ for being there for me while i was recovering from my anal sex addiction. right now i'm just focusing on anus exercises and being ready for /mlb/ camp.

where is bulju

Chaisson does all that but will make 3mil less and doesn't take a bunch of dumb penalties.

Hey now, they've gotta be at least more popular than the islels

regretting his decision back in finland

Yeah but 40pts and when he slumps you still have a hitter on your lineup. its the combo that makes him worth the $5M.

Bakersfield MVP

Playing for Red Star Kunlon in the KHL

1 for 1 trade for Bulju

haha
ironic soiler posting is fun

still soft in the back m8

Jokerit

I think Bouchard makes the lineup next year

He'll feel right at home with his sino asiatic cousins

By back you mean secondary scoring, top pair dman, depth forwards/defense and goaltending?

>cusb

Schneider will be a top 5 goalie again next season, cap this

Maybe. Really depends on how well Persson does in camp/pre-season. Bear should be taking the next step too. If Bouchard takes charge though then they really can't deny him as they need that kind of dman in their lineup. I'd prefer to see him in the AHL next year though.

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phil kessel is my favourite hockey player

go back

Sounds like past justifications for Lucic and Neal. That offense dissapears faster than you think.

reddit doesnt like kessel iirc. they also hate varlamov

except this is basically a 1 year interview, not a career ending ticket to cruise into the sunset at your own pace.

More often than not, things called reddit here, are disliked by reddit. /hoc/ and reddit are filled with the same hiveminded retards.

yeah, how did James "real deal" Neal play for the flimflams this year? Surely he was worth 5.75M

granlund is an oilel now? huh

POOliot is a bloo now

>little cousin's favorite player is James Neal
>have to keep buying her new merch every year because he can't stay on one team
>flames will probably trade him if he has another shit year
Fuck that faggot. He's costing me a lot of money.

no he sucked lol

with THAT contract? good luck

Two way contract. He'll spend most of his time in the AHL.

Never underestimate the stupidity of NHL GMs

kek

I don't know. They have 2 open spots on the backend right now assuming Russel and Benning are still around by then and haven't dropped off. They have Jones, Persson, Bear and Lagesson all going for those spots.

all that has to happen now is for marner to not be a little cunt and the leafs will win 5 cups back to back to back to back to back

>NHL GMs
Is there a better GM in the league than George Mcphee? I doubt it.

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at least granlund is a serviceable PK'er and a decent 3rd line center

somebody would probably pick him up off of waivers

Come watch The Wolf of Wall Street
cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

>cousin's favorite player is James Neal

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this will give room to >hobey baker winner adam gaudette

You don't get cups for getting knocked out of the first round by Boston user.

Xheattle Dickgirls

4th times the charm

gaudette has flashes of a goal scorer from time to time, but just like horvat the team has shit wingers for him to play with

>not posting the logo
you don't really seem committed to this meme

forgiveness prease

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She's a twelve year old girl, she thought he was cute or something idk

get off the phone

>tfw almost every post in /hoc/ is me

me too btw

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I’m smoking ted dude outside ya simp

holy based

goes getting tyler myers basically mean the end for chris tanev? they are both the same age and tanev is probably going to want a $6mil/year extension to match edler and myers. i dont know if they will want to pay him that when he only plays like 50 games a season.

>the average ip in this /hoc/ has 8 posts
actually pretty good for offseason. just wait until august.

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stop calling people a simp, tubby

no, it just bumps him to 2nd pairing ahead of stecher. he won't be traded because he has no value, and i imagine he can get resigned for cheap

God damn

>lol bye bitches. YOLO

first day of free agency, lots to talk about
august will just be you and me

Why not take the summer off and come back in October?

shut up pinhead

>pongs are paying almost 7 mill a year for the deadly tanev/jj combo

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because i have no life

lol

>i imagine he can get resigned for cheap
why? he is already at $4.5mill/year and it seems like $5.5mill/year is the market value for midpairing dmen. you actually think he would take a paycut or take the same value for >us?

maybe, because i can't really see any other team giving him that much considering how often he gets injured. he can't even get traded because he has low value as a player

Look what you've done this time /hoc/!

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>take the summer off
and do what?

And me

if he didnt get hurt so easily he could easily able to trade deadline rental player.

And they thought jim rutherford wasn’t insane!

there was a game last season where he returned from injury. he got injured in the same game he returned from an injury, it's just sad. although myers eating up minutes could stop him from perpetually getting injured

are the cantpucks a kino choice for second team? what would a potential bandwagoner be in for?

>xhe doesn’t know Tanev is exactly what the pongs need
Looks like mentally ill Dickgirls are already here

You'd be in for some spookiness

>second team

such as?

pucks?

>cantpucks
no, you're supposed to bandwagon teams that won't make you want to end it all

well the team is on the upswing at the very least. decent top 6, shit depth, average defense, good goaltending

retard

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>his first second team isn’t the kitties
>his other second team isn’t honorary snowbelt
newfags out

you dont want to associate yourself with those people

hey wild fan here. i'm sick of you guys saying we don't exist.

>someone mentions the wild
>nobody know what he is talking about

>honorary snowbelt
Fourth most retarded meme besides onion rings, beavers, and le sharks o6.

just turned off the switch for the night

couldn't sleep

oh your team exists mate. in the state of perpetual mediocrity. how the FUCK did your team get even older today?

bought some tasty deli meats and going to make a great sandwich tomorrow for lunch, lads

Playin' Bloodstained Ritual of the Night, it's really good
Also when is Minnesota getting a real hockey team

coffee

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try reddit

tortoise and the hare motherfucker

hard to win a race from the retirement home

I love it when you call me señorita

tick tock randy

thinking about making a post, lads

>his 2nd team isn't the golden knights

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had a poo

dont

okay

>his only team isn't the golden knights

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you shan't post in this thread unless >your team is officially /in the playoffs/

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if anyone wonders, Bobrovsky is simple Beaver-sky meaning in english
or biber-sky in german

i eat ass

when did you start?

Lets go rangers!

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Holy based kitties /ourguys/ confirmed

>chiraq

hawt

I fucking hate Finland

>saying kitties
kill yourselves

sauce? Shes cute

smokin a doobie

whenever, wherever

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shakira

shakira

New York Rangers desu

bulju for gusev 1 for 1

real pookcific hours

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rph

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Tick tock Yotes

pleas stop posting this

JUST

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Rangers of New York desu

what the fuck, how did the snowblower augur engage with his hand in there

welp gotta get ready for work

don't play with fireworks, kids

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oh i thought that was sakics hand

central time zone ethnostate when?
youtu.be/pzOpQ22_emM

I seriously don't know why I am even a fan of a team that would rather sell merch of a fucking SJW riddled mascot over fixing everything that's been wrong with the team post Stanley Cup Finals almost a decade ago. Meanwhile our rivals tanked over the years and won Cups because of it.

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Daily reminder that Aho is a traitor

gonna stick around for the new thread, lads

like ryan o'reilly, now aho will be known as a "locker room cancer"

wtf is going on in philly man the sjw crap seems to be increasing exponentially

Its called liberal cities being degenerate tards because Donald is doing things. And soon will be a sanctuary city for illegals that will turn it into Baltimore status.

new

just seems like philly in particular has really turned it up lately

its because New York cranked up the anti protest police control by 50 since 2016, so SJW just go the Philly since it's the second best place to go to since Baltimore will just get the protesters shot by the residence.