/hoc/

Dumb sunbelters disagree

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>rags

classic asserting dominance move by /hoc/ over Yea Forums

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>lundpads

FUCK TORONTO

that retard randy made the other thread I think so Im posting in this one now

I don't even think trading Barrie for Kadri in principle is a bad idea, Colorado had a decent glut on defense even before drafting Byram and Barrie was the oldest one who still had trade value. But holy fuck, why would you get rid of Kerfoot? He's still a young forward who put up 40ish points last year which is pretty much exactly what Colorado needs. Kadri is kind of a fuck, but he had back-to-back 30 goal seasons when getting second line minutes and maybe if he doesn't play Boston he won't chimpout in Round 1. Not a horribly conceived trade on Colorado's part, but they fucked up the execution.

you dummies are in the wrong thread

>paying panini more than fucking crosby

why the fuck

Winners
Leafs
Habs
Rags

Losers
relocanes
isles
avs

The original six will rise again

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Shant

Based, and possibly even, might I say, perhaps, perchance, if I do say so myself, redpilled

Kerfoot is Shattenkirk 2.0.

>early
hard shan't

imagine actually having to call CHADgevin and telling him you are going to match his offer

he is a forward retard

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All part of Gary's masterplan

This is unrelated to ice.

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Then they dont need him

is there a single respectable canadian team besides the flames

montreal

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>we thought it would be more
>now they're locked up for a week
>we got em right where we want em
>we wanted this
Oh no that's awful tha-
AHA AHAHA... Aha... ahem.... excuse m-
PFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFFPFFPFPFPFPFPFPPFPFPFPFPAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

OH NO NO NO NO NO N-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*heavily inhales through nose*

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FAC-
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Sure is a lotta seethe in this thread may head over to the other hoc

no

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>french canada
try again

This is the gayest free agency in a long time

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Check times lads.

This is the early thread.

Real non-early thread is here.
This was created 1m after this one.

Yeah, I offer sheeted your best player, what you going to do about it tabarnac?

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The people have spoken bong

@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
BREAKING - Don Waddell, General Manager of the Carolina Hurricanes, has barricaded himself in his office with a gun and two hostages. Monitoring situation.

doesnt matter

>being in an early-fag thread
How far /hoc/ has fallen.

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>posting in a randy thread
SHANT

It was the 500th post in the previous thread you fucking mongoloid, that's all that matters

Absolute unit

this is the thread
t. boss of /hoc/

Gonna go walk my dog before she gets shitscared from the fireworks.

Get her one of those sweaters

Laffed

God lads I’m sad panarin left but I guess it was gonna happen anyway

Do they actually work?

/hoc/ is decision by committee

>w-w-w-we thought it would be m-m-m-ore
>we w-w-wanted to sign him for only five years anyway
>n-nice try

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Unironically impressive physique

>outdated list
>cold places can keep something cold better
this was already proven wrong now that las vegas, nv is now in fifth place and bumped calgary out of the list.

Enjoy irrelevancy again :)

Threadly reminder that panarin left money on the table so he didn’t have to play in a shithole

Rest in peas, CBJ. you swept the tampa gays, so i tip my fedora

Or not
Remember
This is what happened to the islanders last season

Holy fk
How did Dubas convince the Avs to make the trade?!
50% retained salary on Barrie?!

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Anyone here know of the most painful way to kill yourself?

Reminder that Panarin was grossly overpaid regardless of where he went. Reminder that Artemi Panarin is overrated shit.

Stabbing yourself to death

One year left ya dingus and they have plenty of cap space

He isn’t overrated shit
He’s an amazing playmaker who just happens to be Russian

Starving yourself to death
why, are you making a Hex???

Honestly have to hand it to Dubas. As time goes on Lou Lamoriello is being exposed as the real retard of the two

>muh shave everyday rule

@JesseGranger_

George McPhee says he has received a lot of calls by teams asking about Nikita Gusev.

Wouldn’t flat out say it, but sounds like he is very open to trading him. Said the team will accommodate Gusev’s want to play in the NHL, whether it’s in Vegas or elsewhere.

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You sound like a coping laffs fan about Tavares.
Overrated. Shit.

Thanks friend

Awwww look guys
He doesn't see what's happening

COPE

Thats 2-3 years ago he got even bigger

Now that’s what I call seethe volume 19™

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that rule is so gay
lou is a giant fag

Im actually a jackets fan please no buli

47 goals

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The only reason McPhee would openly say that is he wants all the potential suitors to know they're all bargaining for the same player, i.e yes, he's going to trade him

You'll be coping with Barrie's defensive fuck ups make my words

HAD TO HAVE HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVIN
GOT TO SUCK DICK FOR THE TIME I WAS IN
LOVED IT SO MUCH I WOULD DO IT AMILLION
TIIIIMEEEESSS OVVER

Oh wasn't he supposed to hit 50 last year? Oh right he vanished in the last 5 games lol

I know he's got 1 year left, but it's still 2,75 million AAV
If the Avs are serious about wanting to push for Playoffs again, nearly 3 mil in cap could make a difference
Especially as its Kadri they've got in return, he's got a habit of loosing his cool in the 1st round..
Honestly an impressive trade imo
Lou did have some.. well, questionable 'rules'

You forget they also lost Bobrovsky and Duchene. They are pretty well fucked for the foreseeable future.

Shut the fuck up Ted. Hope your meme sweep was worth it.

Good one?
How many players scored 50 last year?

>lol he only got 47 goals
we're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't even be possible

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Two. Can you guess who didn't despite making 11 million dollars?

so you've moved from we had the cap space to we didn't want him anyway. where to next chief?

I figured. It seems like you lads were right. It seems like he's a decent drafter, but a terrible trader.

>w-we were just pretending tavares was 50 goal scorer. 47 is the s-same as 50 r-right

I've completly missed the story about Lehner
Why did he not re-sign with the Islanders? Did he expect more? not happy there?
Had a pretty great year

Wouldn’t say they’re fucked
They have some great young goalie prospects in the Finland and now in Elvis
They also have Liam foudy who could be a second line center
Also trey fix wolansky looks like another cam Atkinson situation
They have hope, I just hope it all hits, but again, jarmo is the GM and he’s made some amazing decisions

was worried the delusional laffs haters were gone

>Winners
>Leafs
>Habs
>Rags
Based Original Six'ers

>Finnish goaltending

you are just absolutely boiling seething coping ching chonk chink
have sex

>C’est un joueur qui veut venir à Montréal. Il n’était pas obligé d’accepter. Il a vu notre offre et notre groupe de jeunes, et il souhaite faire partie de ça. On est fier, mais il y a une période d’attente [de sept jours], a déclaré Bergevin

>Il souhaite faire partie de ça

He wishes to be a part of this. Come home, Sebastian.

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who would want to be apart of that shitsquad, he carried them all year, probably got tired of it

Dumb fucking maple pajeet. I've had numerous times WITH real women by the way cause I know the first thing that came to your mind was gay sex cause that's what you like lmao.

Islanders wanted Varlarmov because he's Russian or some shit.

>stay scared m8

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>he signed the offer sheet
the state of randies

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha keep it coming bitch keep it coming

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why would they package it like tht if it's not a drink? chug one down man

Tell me everything that’s happened since 3

>i am growing stronger thanks to my new 2018 RS7 from Capilano Audi

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3rd best goal scorer in league of 31 teams
>Overrated
Please stop it's so cringe at this point

Jesus stop seething you’re embarrassing yourself

K A A P O

Where do Johansson and Dzingel go>

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TRT is a hell of a drug

Kadshit from Toronto to Colorado for Kerfoot and Barrie

Tell me everything that's happened since 1993

Why.jpg

Imagine not signing the free agents you want
>I literally can’t

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Avs fans and Leaf haters on serious COPE watch

Feels good knowing >my team are now favorites for winning the cup

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Might want to recheck the odds

>favorites for Quebec City
I feex =D

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>kitties
>cup chances
oh no no no no

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>randy
Do you see him everywhere?

Who will replace the Teds and Islels spots in the playoffs next year? Kitties? >rags?

tyson barrie is a ufa next year while kadri has a relatively cheap contract for 3 more years, you turds. it's not a fleece

youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg

Was this made when Yandle was in Arizona or is this more recent?

>Kitties?
Maybe.
>rags?
No.

youtube.com/watch?v=IdO6v3xhvIg

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Based

Isles will reach the playoffs next year bud

Don't forget, Colorado also retained 50% of Barrie' salary for the upcoming season. Dubas blew it when he promoted Garret Sharts, but sometimes does he blows my mind with moves like these.

OVER RATED
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

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this free agency frenzy was brought to you by huawei™ smartphones

>rags

Just let them have their delusions user

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>the frogs get Aho and the Leafs win a trade, we must keep our market relevant

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>Snes has 5 players in their NHL roster signed for the 20-21 season
>One of them is Bobby Ryan
>One of them is Nikita Zaitsev
Are they gonna play in the AHL or what the shit?

>60 point defensemen and 40 point centre for a 40-60 point centre and a defensemen thats played 7 games in the NHL
>not a fleece

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inb4
>we have Barrie now we are going to win the cup and we have a good chance of doing so.
>Keep being scared m8

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>oilels doing anything to keep the greatest hockey player happy
Why does the team even exist? Stop trying to build from within and acquire a good roster

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Dear >rags fans:
Where do you guys actually live?
If you don't live in Manhattan, what made you choose the Rangers as >your team over the Islanders, Devils, or Sabres?

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This is what I was talking about. Americans are truly the most delusional "people" to have ever exist.
Yes my mutt friend. Tell me about that one time where you killed an entire german platoon by using your rock hard penis. Tell me about it.
Besides you're just a fat fuck that has an irrational fear of vegetables and think that the government puts sòy in them to control them.
Now go fight another war for Israel you dumb fuck. Besides your country sucks at football and you can only compensate the fact that you suck so hard by having a team full of transgenders dykes that are supposed to play in a "women" team. Fuck off and die off an heart attack.

Lick the fucking bench.

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twitter.com/CFLonTSN/status/1145849019337519104

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>still left with the same team
>just no lehner and filpulla
wild card I gauss

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>we don't need you

>wild card I gauss
God damn you are optimistic.
It's kind of admirable at this point.

twitter.com/CFL/status/1145852066637799425

Post your belt and scared status
>snow
>not even a little m8

Happy Canada Day

@93894610
meh

Physique typique du Québecois moyen vs typical anglo to his left.

Right back at ya, eh

Hope to see you on the 4th

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Does Quebec celebrate Canada day?

New Rochelle and watching the games with my dad growing up desu

We celebrate by moving and beating anglos.

I went 25 days without food in a mental hospital once. It wasn't that bad after the first week.

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>vegas
>cup chances
>4 goals in 4 minutes
>already entering cap hell

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That's Geoff Molson the team owner next to him lmao

Also highlight the fact Barrie is a righty. Something the Leafs desperately need. Leafs have won big time today.

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just how scared are you guys now?

>2016

7/10 on the ssm8 scale desu

Not a rags fan, but isn't it obvious? They're the A team. Yankees, Giants, Knicks (although this may change with KD and the Nets), and Rangers are the A teams in the NYC area. Mets, Jets, Nets, and Islanders are all considered the B team. Most normies just want to see their team win games instead of rooting for Mickey Mouse franchises like the fucking mets and jets.

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0.5/10

Ya boil

Still zero. Win a playoff series in the salary cap era first.

0/10.

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Breaking: RÄIKKÖNEN TO MAPLE LEAFS

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stay boiling ya obese smark armchair gm. they're only behind tampa in cup winning odds.

I'm guessing no playoffs for 2 more years for >my team.

GIMI
OH NO HES TAKING A SHIT ON THE ICE

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...

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wow the oilers are FUCKED

do they get any compensation from the league if he actually dies?

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Vegas were one of the favorites to win the cup at the start of 2018-2019 season, how did that work out? Tampa were THE favorites to win the cup at start of the playoffs, how did that work out for them? Stay mad about vegas being a reddit team

Reminder within 4 years THE Vegas Golden Knights will be a globally recognized brand that transcends sports

WEW
4 goals in 4 minutes

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I have premonitions of impending doom , not even joking

OH NO NO NO NO

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Will he bounce back?

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>New Rochelle
What goes on there?

>le reddit xd
go back ya seethin' simp

isles offersheet him

4 goals in 4 minutes

4 goals in 4 minutes

he needs a puck to bounce off those fucking teeth

Back to back
Gotta wonder how they're coping

Put the bleach back in the cupboard my friend.

You know come to think of it, I think the number 4 carries some extra relevance for the knights

is Gimi a good hockey player?

everyone on twitter acting like Aho desperately wants out of NC because he signed the offer sheet and not like he isn't just after the 5-year deal and saw it as the fastest way to either force the Canes' hand or just go where he can get it without any hassle

go back to Yea Forums you sperglord manfuck fan

Four goals

I like bullying Randy as much as anyone but this is true

its the money and the fact to play for fucking montreal.

COPE

Just got off the phone with Bettman.

Dundon will sell the team to gather enough money to match the offer sheet. New management plans to relocate to Quebec City. Figures Raleigh is not a hockey city and is too bland to young players.

Randy, i spoke with your mother too. Stop posting and come home.

twitter.com/CFL/status/1145853806481215488

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Over what time period?

>when the frenzy is over and your team won

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Four minutes

Does have a name yet?

There’s nice areas and shittier areas like most places. Overall it’s pretty nice though

>when the frenzy is over and your team won but you have to go back to hardees for the evening shift

Contract length is a thing too.
Rumour was that Canes were offering him a 1 and 8 year deals, but Aho wanted a 5-6 year contract.

Colonized square-headed faggots who fap thibking about the Queen, and immigrants, do. It's moving-day in Quebec, I have new neighbors living in the floor over me, they're dirty hipsters. What do?

We dont have hardees in canada

its still a shame if the canes cant keep him. I know we rag on about randy and shit, but that is such a dickpunch to their fans

I never get tired of seeing that.

say fuck off we’re full

C'est des pas d'icittes?

But the smell of incense and arm-pit sweat is too strong.

>its still a shame if the canes cant keep him.
They will, though.

C'est des francos mais y'ont l'air des zoomers-hipsters fifs.

S'il font du grabuge dit le au proprio, sinon cherche pas les ennuis

What were you in for?

his nickname is actually short for "ice hockey man" because pronouncing that is hard for the british f1 presenters

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if they can is the question. the canes SHOULD match that offer sheet

hon hon hon baguette

Psychosis.

Wait why is there a designated moving day?

Non yont l'air fins mais sont juste un peu fifs.

Bin moins pire que des arabes.

Because it’s a federal holiday and everyone is off but Pierre doesn’t care about Canada so it’s a good day to move
ya simp

This explains so much.

AFWMFH

No but it's like a tradition that everybody leave their appartments this date so it's more simple. Rent contracts end 90% on July 1st. Dont try to find a parking spot in Montréal today, its all moving trucks lol.

Why? Am I oversharing?

I have more truculence then anybody in /hoc/

Oh my God
Can you imagine?
Good thing it wasn't in a playoff game

central's gonna be brutal again. only weak team is the >mild

Ah ouin, je vois le genre. J'ai eu une couple de locataire de même qui me foute le bordel et se décalisse sans payer. Avec de la chance y seront partis dans une couple de mois et dans le pire des cas y mettront le feu a l'appart.

Courage!

Gotcha thanks

And the Jest

Fuck French people from actual France. We're invaded. 50000 per year come in Quebec. Immigrants flood France, and French fags flood Montreal.

West is weak to begin with
Atlantic and Metro have the other two divisions crushed

They're going to move back to Atlanta soon.

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feeling a lot of baguette scented seethe tonight lads

seems like a bit of cope now innit

You can have them.

Can you blame them? No jobs back in the motherland.

With the first pick the in the 2020 NHL Entry Draft, the ______ ______ select, from Rimouski of the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League, left winger Alexis Lafreniere.

It was a playoff game

Sam might kill himself.

Y'all seriously think that accepting an offer sheet is the same as leaving in FA. It's putting the ball in the Canes' court to put up or shut up. Can't blame him for this, it's a seemingly team friendly deal and we don't deserve him if we don't match.

WHAT??!!!
Well at least it was a 7 game series so they had time to recover

>No jobs back in the motherland.
And the muzzies and darkies won't stop coming.

The name's Max and no I'm actually pretty stable at the moment.

uninronically Montreal Canadiens

Bergevin about to pull a Sam Pollock

Seattle LGBTQs

it was a game seven

COPE

100% cope

ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE
If I was a fan of that team I would neck myself

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It's a redd*t post.

Just want to say that this whole process has been stupid and the nonchalance has been as well. The Hurricanes NEVER had leverage, as someone was ALWAYS going to offer him at least his asking price if not more. Thank God this was at least about what he wanted and not something much higher. Giving up your right to negotiate a reasonable team friendly deal is not good negotiating and then pretending like you did right thing on top of that is moronic.

Why did you wait so long to divulge your real name??

1.Trade Carey Price to Hongcouver for their first
2. Tell some plug to dive in his knees first game against the Cantpucks
3. ????
4. Profit

>Just want to say that this whole process has been stupid and the nonchalance has been as well.

That's what happens when the negotiations start right after the season ends. We didn't have a proper amount of time to work on a contract before this.

>The Hurricanes NEVER had leverage, as someone was ALWAYS going to offer him at least his asking price if not more.

I don't know about always, but it was a position where MTL thought they could catch us not ready to give Aho that much. Negotiations never got that far, but we seem prepared to match.

>Giving up your right to negotiate a reasonable team friendly deal is not good negotiating and then pretending like you did right thing on top of that is moronic.

This is arguably an extremely fair contract, maybe a little friendly to Aho. Low cap hit, front loaded, short term, high in bonuses. It's what he wanted (maybe a little low on AAV).

And cut it with the "this is how negotiations work" nonsense. If this is how you negotiate, you suck at it.

It's not a negotiation, it's an offer sheet.

who's the gayest player in the league post proof

I didn't. That was literally my first post.

hes probably not even the guy randy thinks is sam. ive been accused of being sam and I am a leafs fan

basé et rougepillé

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twitter.com/RobinLehner/status/1145862451336028160
;_;7

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I am from Vancondo. What is playoff game?

New Jersey Debbies

Well I hope they didn't blow a series lead if that was the case. That would be even worse

Tfw I want A Debbies V Dallas Cup final

wdhmbt?

they had the lead in the series, and the game

midthread reminder that hockey IS for every one

its the yearly tradition where tsn pretends the leafs can win a cup but they get swept in the first round instead

>canada talking about their favorite team again
Feels nice living rent free lads

Edmongoloid Oilspills

10/10 Ducks won’t do anything.

4 g
4 m

canada's team is the blues user

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how will you feel when gary rigs the post lockout lottery so edmonton wins another first overall?

that's the oilers right?

Ya seethin
Ya boilin
Ya copin

who got cucked harder today, isles or canes?

wtf I love säkic now

>canada’s team
>best player is russian

4 goals
4 minutes

neither because the teds got everything pillaged
their best player is O'reilly, which is a leaf

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the correct answer is ted

Kind of want to dude and drink beer but also have tons of whiskey to get into lads what do? Whiskey and dude makes me more retarded than ted

pretty close, but im going with the islels. Teds got it the worst tho

who lead the team in scoring?
who won the conn smythe?

C O P E

lol what a fag

4 goals
4 minutes

benn is aho?
have we been rused?

the only thing that pretty much happened against us was panarin going across town. sucks but im glad not to overspend on russians. those bastards are the worst

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based coping, seething, and boiling leaf

i smell inbred long island cope

4 goals
4 minutes

Can someone please remind me how many goals the knights allowed, and in what allotment of time, in the final minutes of game 7 versus the sharks? I forget

this guy's winning here are (you)s

copepilled
seethingpilled
and
boilingpilled

vegas is a one time wonder

youtube.com/watch?v=wwFRg3-I9RE

vegas lives rent free in /hoc/s head

I can think of something else that lives rent free

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FOUR goals
in
FOUR minutes

sorry we mock you after all the shit talking you've done the past two years. now eat your shit

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Definitely canes if that Aho trade were to have gone through. Still gonna say canes. At least the islels actually acquired someone...

vegas is a four goal in four minute wonder

based and rent freepilled

Imagine choking to the league's established chokers

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now that the dust has settled, does tampon gay ever recover, or are they forever damaged?

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It’s kind of sad how obsessed they are with us desu

>tfw everyone else was getting buttfucked so hard they didn't even notice your team pay a third pairing d man 6 million a year
yeah im thinking this is based

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who?

>b-b-b-but hes a FA next season

imagine unironically thinking cap space isnt a valuable asset, do small market team fans really think like this?

Imagine giving up 4 goals in 4 minutes in the third period of a game seven.

Depends on how fucked up you're trying to get
For me, it'd be dude and whiskey

pic related is you?

>cantpucks

Imagine being a fan of a marketlet team.

this chick just messaged me who’s dtf
she says she has a husband who’s an oilers fan but that he doesn’t mind
what do?

>soilers
cuck that bitch

suck his cock

tell her to call you mcdaddy

oh my god oh nononononononononoAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

dont do it they are probably going to beat the fuck out of you and steal your wallet. the oil patch crashed and everyone is broke

You can do whatever your want since it’s all in your imagination

Then fuck her?

gentle reminder

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question for all of you nigger haters out there.

if >your team happens to have a negroid on it, do you cheer when he scores a goal?

shove a bottle of Bonaqua in her 5 hole

No one on /hoc/ hates niggers.

Idk, >my team would never EVER sign coloureds

hockey IS for everyone

i dont see color when analyzing goals

Hockey is for EVERYONE

All I wanna know is

Is Barrie better than Gardiner

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more like a sidegrade

Except Sunbelters.

Call Bulju and get a 3 way going

uhhhh yeah way better

I am a Avs fan.

During that whole slump Avs got into this season 40% of that was due to Barrie giving away so many fucking turnovers.

imagine how scared other gms are when they have to call up CHADgevin

LOVE poc
LOVE diversity
LOVE devils
HATE racists
HATE trump
simple as

Avs are in the best cap position out of any team in the league

>40 point forward and 60 point d-man
>For Jihadri, literally who and a 3rd
Looks like Sakic picked up the pipe again

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I prefer it when people are white

like albinos?

rude

nazi

Gingers.

calle rosen was a 7th-8th defenseman for the leafs last year. he was pretty good with the marlies iirc

Barrie had 12 less giveaways in 16 more games played last season

LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
HATE india
HATE gre*se

Don't forget the water bottles, hydration is important

Gardiner is also a fan of turnovers, usually while doing figure eights in the fucking D zone...I often wonder if he still has concussion issues, someone with his skills should have way better hockey iq

good post, fren.

just woke up

why was sakic to desperate to get rid of barrie?

based and redpilled

Diversity is Strength

UFA next season, probably didn't want to return anyway

Barrie started 64% of his shifts in the O zone to Gardiner's 50%; their Corsi was 53 and 52 respectively.

Gardiner is McCabe 2.0 in that he's a great defenseman on a thin D with not a clutch bone in his body.

Turnover and Breakaway machine

I stuck my dick in crazy last night. Don't do it.

is he natty?

Why aren't more people laughing at the penguins for signing that retard Tanev to that ridiculous contract? Their cap is completely fucked now.

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Who?

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Only if he’s a direct descendant of Jesus Christ

It's not even funny anymore what the Pens are doing to themselves

Hey, he had a hat trick once.

The world is still shit, go back to sleep

no it is let me keep munching my popcorn

Gary’s gonna gift them 1oa this year to take over when sid retires anyway all part of his plan

It all started with trading a first round pick for the fucking muffin man

>win back to back cups
>destroy roster
Oilers tier management

>AA back in a winger position with Fil being back

kinda based actually

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They're all crazy user

Tanev actually has a lot of offensive upside, he will probably be the next player sid carries to a 20 goal season.

What 2020 UFA is going home to save Toronto next year?

a) Alex Pietrangelo
b) Justin Faulk
c) Justin Schultz
d) Torey Krug

>acquiring filpoola
for what purpose

if they don't have pics of themselves in >laffs jammies in their childhood bed, they can't sign

>>win back to back cups
>>destroy roster
>>go to Hall of Fame

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=ligr4ETytik

>torey krug
>toronto
>home

Kawaii will save the Maple Leafs as well if he stays with Toronto

The only one that is from Ontario is Pietrangelo you stupid fuck.

how does one acquire toilet frogs

If you're scoring at home, here is what #CBJ has lost assets wise.

Artemi Panarin (pending)
Sergei Bobrovsky
Matt Duchene
Ryan Dzingel
Adam McQuaid
Keith Kincaid
Vitaly Abramov
Jonathan Davidsson
Anthony Duclair
2019 First Rounder
2019 4th/7th
2020 2nd
2021 2nd

Yeah but they won a playoff round.

dat sweep though

First Round Victory IS the goal.

hit the gym for the first time in 5 years and texted a qt3.14 i met at the bar Saturday today, feels good, my life might turn around lads

If you're scoring at home, here's what vegas gave up in four minutes of the third period of a game seven:
Four goals.

This one decided to break it to me like 5 minutes after sex that she was sexually abused when she was younger. She then told me she wanted me to choke her next time.

@TSNBobMcKenzie 4m

Hearing that talks between death and randy/ted are done, expect them both to sudoko themselves

Lucky bastard

>tfw steen, gunnar and brozak

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Thinking about going to a Buddhist Temple but I'm not sure I'm Asian enough for them.

>shorks use up pavelskis blood sacrifice then ship him to dallas

I think we can all agree /hoc/'s golden era was '16-'17

Buddhists are bros man they won't care

no

It’s unironically better now, the tripfags are around way less often

No it was 06-07

Last year was the peak of /hoc/

*12-14

Go to church m8

But there is more animefags and shit posters like the Reloc***s

I feel like I should be doing more socializing than just /hoc/ and visiting my grandma at the retirement home.

Go for it

Don't go you're time is more important here

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

nu-/hoc/ gets butthurt easily

laughing SO HARD at ted rn

Original thought or reddit post?
Who knows what max term will be in 5 years tho. I'm like 99% positive the Lucic/Eriksson/Abdelkader type contracts that are hurting teams right now, is going to be addressed in some way. I wouldn't be terribly surprised if max term is changed. Idk

14-16 was the golden era of hoc

Too many zoomers ya feel

The golden era is now

making one of those bertolli frozen meals for dinner, lads

They sure do. The trick is to just be sure of yourself, to not take things so seriously, and to not get so invested in what goes on in /hoc/ when you have the rest of your life to fucking live.
Fucking go outside instead of crying or seething.

And with that, goodnight, lads.

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goodnight, randy

C of Redpilled

I too am very lonely

>anime
>sunbelt
>based based cringe cope seeth seeth
No

stop posting here you fag

Good night faglord.

Those are for 2 people FYI I’ve made they mistake befor user and ate the whole thing in a sitting

but you're one of the posters who gets butthurt easily

>waaah don't bring up the canes

sometimes I go on /d/

ngl ive had an entire thing of the shrimp scampi to myself

>he thinks anime and sunbelt weren't here 5 years ago
that's how I know you weren't here, pal

Do it my grandma died a month after she moved into a home I never got to see her there

Talk about whatever you want, fella.

One of my favorite hoc moments was false flagging as randy when they swept the islanders

i miss /z/ desu

we all knew it was you

/TedNation/ How are we holding up, lads? We'll get through this together

devious

shoo shoo not for you

Sleep tight bobandy

/hoc/ magically has a command to see how much time you've spent here
>yfw you see your time here

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Dear God please no

You don't want to do that. Jesus is the way the truth and the life.

some things man wasn’t meant to know

Used to have post counts when people werent afraid of tripping.

BASED

>have to get up for work in 4 hours

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Ted 7 here. I am pretty sad but Nyquist makes it a little easier. His contract is a bargain.

ya dun goofed

Might as well stay up and snort some blow before you leave at this point

No I am Ted 7

Kadri is good though. As long as he doesn't lose his head he'll be a good 2C. He would've had a career high if he wasn't snake bitten.

not really a ted but I found myself rooting for them after they BTFO the blots this year

better off just doing speed at that point

it'll be a 12-14 hour day
hittin the hay

kadri is probably their 3C on that team. meanwhile my team still has no definite 3rd center or many center prospects

you and the rest of /hoc/

Godspeed

new thread better be on time

shit has been pretty much leaking out of my asshole tonight lads

new thread better be made and posted early

cant make the thread lads im getting in the shower

Smoking pot

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Better not wank

last bong rip before you an hero ted?

Eat a block of cheese, it will plug you up. That's what we did in the military.

>gym pass
Lol

why not?

fireworks tonight lads

Jesus is watching

why own a piece like that if you dont clean it at least once a week?

t. bong snob in my degenerate teenage years

new

Those look like ford keys from the mid 00s. F150?

Lol it was $50 at my local head shop

I wish
Ford Escape limit

i shant

There are dirty old butts in your bong you greasy faggot

Those are pretty nice too, I like that era of Escapes more than the weird looking modern ones with all the curves

>buying a Ford ANYTHING other than a truck

>buying a truck
fucking honkie