/trans/ - £100m For Me Edition

Except he was over double the cost when he was going to Liverpool. If Arse could get him for £30m, it's pretty good.

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Sevilla is better than Everton even relatively, who are they trying to get from them?

Not seething. Just disappointed casual retards like you don't actually know anyone who doesn't play for a big club.

They are a 6th-8th team, just like Everton. The comparison is valid.

Tomorrow

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fucking state of rafa

>not seething
Confirmed for actually seething

Presume all you want, I'm genuinely not seething. If you want to be completely ignorant of teams below 6th in the PL then that's your choice.

>earns 12mil a year and has a massive budget
Although China is probably slightly worse than living in the hellhole known as Newcastle

I don't see Everton winning the Europa League three times in a row and regularly making games very difficult for the top 3 teams.

Europa league is the league cup of European football. Sure, it’s nice to win it and it’s a trophy, but nobody cares - just like the league cup. To think otherwise is deluded.

>Barcelona put Ousmane Dembele on the market for €100M and have been offering him to clubs such as Liverpool , PSG and Bayern. They need to sell Dembele to afford Griezmann + Neymar.
>Liverpool
PLEASE NO

Absolutely boiling

Cope

Bet you were saying that when you bought Salah, Mane, etc.

Clearly no point in continuing this discussion. Enjoy being a casual.

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Cope from what? Europa league is fucking garbage and you know it

This is what happens when you base your transfers on your FM save

>no point in continuing
>continues anyway
Ya sizzling

>there is a timeline where Rafa is going for the soulless chinese job so he can amass a fortune and personally buy newcastle from ashley, leading them to a new era of greatness as owner-manager

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>Imagine not even qualifying for a garbage cup
>Imagine thinking Everton doesn't care so that's why they don't attend it

longstaff is quality but the rest are worth 15m tops

Everton fans would cum buckets if they won the EL

Don’t know how things work in your league, but English teams literally put out their kids and reserves for Europa league games. There is no prestige in winning it and thinking otherwise is pure delusion

A hundred million is almost Greaseman territory.
Dembele will never have the workrate or attitude.

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I will never forget the time Steve Bruce threw the away leg of the tie against Lokeren to draw 0-0 against Stoke with 10 men at home.

That was 5 fucking years ago and I'm still mad.

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They won’t though because it comes a distant second to finishing top ten in the league so they try to get out of it ASAP. Unfortunately, most of the teams in the group stage are pub teams so even their kids and shitters get them through it.

>literally put out their kids and reserves for Europa league games.
in the shitty group stages maybe. Once you reach the quarters you might as well take it seriously unless you're fighting for the league. Especially since you qualify for the CL if you win anyway

And that’s my point. No prestige to the actual trophy itself. Use your kids and shitters and if you go out who gives a fuck, only incentive to win it is the CL place anyway

>Ah yes better to finish just in the left table at home than to have some form of European success.

I understand the Norf now

what's that? Scotty Cannam is better than Lampard?

Finishing tenth in a league that has money trumps the “prestige” of a Europa league win, especially if your squad is not ready for the amount of extra games it brings. Sorry you can’t understand this friend.

>he doesnt want his team to win the EL and qualify for the Super Cup and CWC

I reckon we could squeeze £70mil out of Manure for McGinn

They paid £52mil for Fred ffs

>Finishing tenth in a league that has money trumps the “prestige” of a Europa league win
I disagree. No fan is gonna look back and say 'oooh member that season we finished 9th?'.

Almost forgot, happy Canada Day /trans/

>Super Cup and CWC
Not even bandwagon fans from Africa care about these

Dont South Americas care because it's a chance to 'prove' they're better than Europe?

>No fan is gonna look back and say 'oooh member that season we finished 9th?
I never said they would, but those sort of teams/fans are the same ones who would view a league cup win as a great trophy. Nothing wrong with that but it’s a worthless trophy in the grand scheme of things, just like the Europa

happy leaf day... make petition to change the flag back to a proper one with glorious motherlands flag.

Unless they changed the rule this year the EL winner doesn't go to the CWC only the CL winner.

winning the Europa is great for teams like Sevilla and Everton.. it’s just not a big deal to the bigger clubs that win it

Thoughts on Arsenal's new signing?

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>Rafael Benitez has agreed to become the new manager of Chinese club Dalian Yifang
hopefully he will let carascco fucking come back to europe unlike the current manager

these generator pages will never learn

made a thread about this before seeing this post
fuming & feel like an utter mong

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>le eternal 6 yr old prospect

Top lel

please go to the Arsenal

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big step up from the portuguese league to the prem, seems a bit early for a move. i get she's a hyped talent and all but she has a tendency to go missing during games.

Honestly pathetic,he went from a heroic manager trying to prove himself at a lower level, something that terrifies top managers, to basically retirement

Sad thing is he clearly wanted to build something at Newcastle.

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It's @MadeIineMcann, not MadelineMcann. As in, MadeIineMcann, capital I, not an l(L).

should have given him a bigger transfer budget then

Does it really matter?

Yes.

Yes.

Why does it matter? Adidas fell into the guy's trap.

Not a big fan, but that's just me

shit

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Dunno, just traitorous t b h. I blame the Queefbeccis.

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there's cwc in both 2019 and 2021

oh ok

I also blame the Quebecois for my problems

Which is exactly why they are comfy trophies

It's a logical and well reasoned position to take, I agree.

Don't see the problem with this. He really tried his hardest at Newcastle but fat fuck Ashley just wasn't playing ball. He's already won every major club tournament as it is, might as well make crazy money for 2 more years then retire.

twitter.com/adidasUK/status/1145843862298157056

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ADIDAS NO

>there is a Flat Earth FC now
Holy mother of Grim.

Ohnonononononono

>French midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, has been training alone in New York while his Manchester United team-mates reported back for pre-season training. (Sun)
He's been hanging in Fatlanta too

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why the hell do companies team ever think automatic responses are a good idea

They never learn, it's ridiculous. You would have thought at least after the Patriots one they would have stopped.

They don't. They love it. Think about it.
>Create automated response
>People abuse it
>People link the abused versions
>People then create their own versions
>This spreads it around
>They get PR anyway
>Can handwave it as 'well it's automated and we trusted out users to use it responsibly'
>PR companies use stuff like 'Amount of retweets/google searches/posts per min' as ways to get more money.
There is currently one around atm which is 'google yy, dude just trust me' and it leads to some Chinese company and their stocks. There is nothing weird, funny or illegal to see. However that simple search of 'yy' will be an additional number on a metric that the company can use to encourage stock purchases and so on.

tl;dr they are fully aware on how it can be abused and they a specifically counting, or more specifically, willing to let it happen for advertisement and PR one way or another.

this

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>Mulumbu departs Celtic a year early

noooooo not Mulumbu

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Now I'm gonna go to/pol/ and start a thread complaining about black people's names

mirror.co.uk/science/football-club-changes-name-flat-17291822

I genuinely hope their fans boycott their matches. What a conceited idea.

any news about my boy lozano?

Rumored interest from United, PSG, and Napoli.

He is back at training Wednesday. Some players given up to weeks leave

I think the latest was Napoli for €40m

fuck, don’t remind me la

so much for arse only having a 40m budget

won't give celtic 25 but will spend the entire pot on wilfred zaha . LMAO

gaz getting absolutely massacred

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When will we see our first squad with no White British players in it?

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soon
your time is coming to an end wh*toids

Based Cancer Research UK giving absolutely zero fucks

>nigs flee shithole desert countries in favour of lush white countries
>>whites die out and climate change turns white countries into desert
Based

contract negotiations with the prospective gf have stalled

SNUBBED

So in the end nigs have never cared about living well? You just wanted to extinct all the whites? Lol based

How come lad?

Most of England team is northern so not in our lifetime

I just signed mine last night, will see how it goes

Steve Bruce is like my third least favorite manager since I started watching the sport ~20 years ago.

STEVE BRUCE

HE'S GOT A BIG FAT 'EAD

HE'S GOT A BIG FAT 'EAD

HE'S GOT A BIG FAT 'EAD

He's about to hit 60, you'd be daft not to jump at the chance to put that kind of money in the bank for a few years before you get too old, especially after seeing all your hard work get Ashley'd.

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Sarabia to PSG

>state of that photoshop

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I love /trans/ lads

@epl
pls buy weigl

>arsenal bid 40m for Zaha
If I were Palace I wouldn’t even respond. In this window Zaha is easy 70m

9 degrees right now expected to rise to 12 later. Lads it's very nice and cool outside

19 degrees with a slight breeze here

>discuss football
>thread dead
>DUDE WEATHER LMAO
>LOL YES
Not liking this gimmick

Any updates on the Javi Martinez situation?

We could discuss how Cancer Research UK is making fatties seethe again

As an Everton fan we absolutely would. One day...one day...

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>#LUFC are pleased to announce the loan signing of Jack Clarke from Tottenham Hotspur #HiJack

>@Adriien_Rabiiot: "Juve are a great club, one that is very prestigious with a lot of history and a European tradition. In my opinion and with all respect, it's a step up from PSG."

tottenham confirm signing jack clarke for an undisclosed fee and loaned back to leeds for one season

Dani Ceballos also now linked to an initial loan move to spurs with an option to buy (AS)

such a cunt, hopefully he crashes and burns

based bielsa

I'm having troubles with her current, he doesn't want to let go and there's no buyout clause
I also don't know when their contract ends

Such a twat. He won’t get 15 matches acseason

Sky Sports News understands the Gunners have bid £40m for the Crystal Palace winger.

>Tanguy Ndombele is set to undergo a medical on Tuesday ahead of his proposed £65m move to Tottenham, reports the Daily Mail.

Frank Lampard has agreed a contract with Chelsea and an announcement over his return to Stamford Bridge is imminent, reports the Daily Mail.

>Newly-promoted Sheffield United will make their first signing of the summer in the next 24 hours with the completion of Luke Freeman's move from QPR, Sky Sports News understands.

Wigan have expressed an interest in signing Sam Gallagher from Southampton, according to Sky sources.

>Atlanta United have confirmed the loan signing of Bournemouth midfielder Emerson Hyndman - who spent last season at Hibs.

Arsenal have been given the chance to sign Lyon playmaker Nabil Fekir, reports the Daily Mirror.

>Rafa Benitez appointed manager of Chinese club Dalian Yifang.

Manager Chris Wilder reveals midfielder Ravel Morrison is training with Sheffield United.

>Manchester United have moved ahead of Manchester City in the pursuit of Harry Maguire after upping their bid to £70m for the Leicester defender, Sky Sports News understands.

Tottenham sign winger Jack Clarke from Leeds for an undisclosed fee.

>Robert Snodgrass signs one-year contract extension at West Ham through to the summer of 2021 with the option of a further 12 months.

Tottenham have loaned their latest signing Jack Clarke back to Leeds for the forthcoming season.

>Arsenal are preparing a move for Hull’s £12m-rated forward Jarrod Bowen, according to The Sun.

Fiorentina midfielder Marco Benassi is reportedly close to joining Serie A rivals Genoa.

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he said with all respect la

>Atalanta goalkeeper Etrit Berisha is expected to complete his transfer to SPAL on Thursday.

Napoli could miss out on Hirving Lozano as it emerges Valencia are also in for the PSV forward.

>Theo Hernandez has passed a medical with Milan ahead of his proposed €20m transfer from Real Madrid.

Yahoo Sport FR report that Arsenal are due to meet with the representatives of star striker Alexandre Lacazette today to discuss the player’s future. The outlet claims that an unnamed Spanish club have made their interest in the former Lyon man known. Manu Lonjon tells Get French Football News that the subject of this meeting is not at all about a possible contract extension, rather to discuss the interest from this Spanish side and for the player’s representatives to understand what Arsenal’s position is on it – whether they may be open to selling or not.

>Adrien Rabiot on the role of his mother: "In everything football-related, she is my agent. She has a role, we work together. She helps me like an agent. She is someone whose views on things count a lot for me."

Adrien Rabiot on choosing Juventus: "I spoke a lot with Gigi Buffon, he talked to me about Juve, gave me advice. He was the best person to talk to about them. His opinion counted for a lot for me."

>ESTAC Troyes sign attacking midfielder Dylan Chambost (21) from St Étienne - was captain of Les Verts' reserves

Amiens sign midfielder Jonathan Bumbu (20) from Lille

>Nîmes confirm the departure of star midfielder Téji Savanier to bitter rivals Montpellier for a reported €10m fee

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Goalkeeper Loïc Badiashile & right-back Giulian Biancone join Cercle Brugge on loan from AS Monaco

>PSG sign 27-year-old Spanish attacking midfielder Pablo Sarabia from Sevilla for a reported €19.5m on a 5-year deal http://

Sevilla & Bordeaux appear to agree €25m deal for 20-year-old defender Jules Koundé, who is expected to travel to Spain today ahead of signing a 5-year contract

>L'Équipe claim that Manchester United haven't actually formally bid for 22-year-old French defender Issa Diop yet, but they will now

Wolves have put around €40m on the table to sign AS Monaco's 18-year-old central defender Benoît Badiashile, according to L'Équipe. The report speculates in rather wooly fashion that Manchester United may position themselves for Benoît Badiashile in the coming days

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Damn, Jennifer Lawrence looks like THAT?!?

Perfect everything
Red Sparrrow is her peak (so far)

watching only one sport is pretty cringe

>18-year-old central defender Benoît Badiashile

He looks like an old man.

Good job finishing off the last thread faggots. God you are fucking unbelievably thick

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Aw diddums, are you just out of bed and all grumpy-wumpy?

Kalvin Phillips is about to sign for villa

He has just followed John Terry, John McGinn, Henry Lansbury and Mings on Instagram.

Sorry, that was Jack Grealish, not John McGinn

Aw diddums, was the last thread not up to your cutsie wootsie standards? :(

That would be a hell of a signing for them, but didn't Leeds want silly money when this was going around a few weeks back?

Leeds wanted 30mil

I reckon they've talked them down to 25 mil

>Birmingham city captain has failed to agree terms on a deal to stay at the club and will become a free agent this month

First of all: haha Birmingham city are going down

Second of all: there's a lot of teams that could do with signing a defender for free that scored 7 goals last season

>be linked with zaha fekir and tierney
>only end up signing a forward from hull

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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i hope zaha does get a move to a better club
he's a very good footballer; way better than palace

>Zaha passed the medical at Manchester United, signing a five-and-a-half-year contract on 26 January 2013 for a reported £10m rising to £15m with performance-related add-ons

>Moyes

>moyes daughter

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>buyern will take him if they can get him for 80 Mil. Nobody wants to join them atm but Dembele knows his La Liga days are over
plus, he is an egotistical idiot which is basically the mia san mia mentality

>"It’s one of the biggest clubs in England, if not the world, and I’m delighted to be a part of it." Jack Clarke after completing his transfer to Tottenham Hotspur.

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Nothing else is even a sport

Chalobah to Newcastle

Somebody should have explained to him what a contract is if he wanted to move.

Female field hockey la

>implying tierney is good

Don't expect anything else for the next two windows.

...

You'd call any premier league club big if you had just moved to it from Leeds United

That name is begging for a rock the casbah chant

Ummm sweaty we're building a league winning team this summer you can tell from us buying a literal who and loaning him back

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Brighton? Norwich? Burnley?

Yep, Sheffield United too

How are they? Saying being fat is unhealthy?

All the gangsters of the world decided to go into football for money laundering

Coutinho and De Vrij to Liverpool
Keita to Barca
Source: I'm from the future

Who /Squires/ here?

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>Coutinho to Liverpool

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Trust me, it will happen

>Some real good soccering

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Retard

how much of a boomer does one have to be to read it

Dembele is still unironically GOAT potential, just needs a club that can parent him full time. If Dortmund managed, I don't see why buyern couldn't do it. They got the best out of ribery after all..

Sorry sweetie, Leeds United are just a tinpot club

Reddit incarnate

>mfw americans pretend to care about football to spite drumpf

>moving from lyon to spurs
why would you, arguably,move a step down

Bigger wages and routinely go farther in Europe than Lyon
I doubt he'll stay for long though

Money, he's young enough to still make a move to a big club when he starts hitting his prime

Yeah, they had that ad campaign a year back with the crossword puzzle that spelt out obesity. And they've just started a new campaign with posters that look like cigarette packets, with the brand name obesity and 'It's a cause of cancer too' in the box where they'd usually have 'Smoking kills'

Now all the fatties are seething, because muh fatshaming, muh you can't really compare the two and muh genetic component.

>Non league to premier league

Gee, I don't know

Spurs have been consistently not quite good enough for the past few seasons.
But maybe if they spend money on players they can be good enough.

>West Bromwich Albion boss Slaven Bilic has added former West Ham team-mate Julian Dicks to his coaching staff.

What a name

we're all friends with dicks

This is bad even for Squires.

Imagine all the lads over the years that Dicks put down for laughing at his name.

>

Simon Stone

@sistoney67

So,

@ManUtd

have indeed offered £70m for Harry Maguire.

@LCFC

board are aware of Maguire's wishes. Not the type to agitate but wrong to say he is happy to stay. However, Leicester's valuation is over £70m so bit of work to do on this one.

6:39 AM · Jul 2, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

Just fuck my shit up lmao

Jesus christ, sort out the formatting of that post and then sort yourself out you fucking leaf

>earns more on insta than football
He's a football not a hunk of meat! Why are women so sexist lads?

ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/udenlandsk_fodbold/tyskfodbold/sexy-eks-fcker-tjener-mere-paa-instagram-end-i-klubben/7695155

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I'm sorry friend I tried copying a whole tweet

Put up with united's embarrassment for too long now its just upsetting, forever 5th-7th with shit players

footballer*

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>80 million on Maguire is the best we can do in this current market! No other good CB's available

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Wank-Moussaka will make them elite

>James, Maguire, Longstaff, AWB
lmao

Literally the right step up.
He will become world class under Poch and will sign for Madrid in 2 years for 189m (the new 100m).

Very good post

Maguire is good. But taking him from a club that has no reason to sell him under a ridiculous fee is stupid.
They should get Umtiti, his knee isn't that bad, it's a meme.

um.. titty?

>tfw no um... titty and areola defense

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>it's another Manchester United ruin an England player episode

good job we made racism illegal before the coloureds could get their revenge

How did Maguire go from 15m 2 years ago to 70m today?

mfw Ndombele will only cost 3 million more than Fred

He got good

If you want to be an england national team starter despite being shit then man u is a good choice

Oh no no no no no.... If Man. United thinks they can get Bruno Fernandes for anything less than 55 million, they're soo wrong.... Sporting isn't on sale.

Big clubs have 0 patience and garbage scouting networks

>white
>english
>massively popular through extensive media overhyping

Same as Harry Kane. Upper mid tier but could win stuff with wc players filling the other positions could be THE identifier for the club, shirt sales, media attention, etc. Everyone is looking for a more lad next door looking Beckham.

did alright in the world cup

Wants to build Newcastle into a bigger, better team. Doesn't get the funds to do so and gets spat on by the current owner. Hears constant rumours that Sheikh n Bake is gonna buy the club and axe him. Says fuck it and takes a gorillion dollars to manage in China.

Literally nothing wrong with what he did you rentboy.

Add in Bruno

Cocu to replace Lampard's prefix in Frank Lampard's Derby County.
theguardian.com/football/2019/jul/02/derby-phillip-cocu-replace-frank-lampard-manager-chelsea
Redpill me, is he good?

Cahill 2012 or Maguire 2019. Who is better?

who's going to be the next newcastle manager?

Kane is world class though. Don't let his mediocre form caused by injuries alter your judgement.
He has world class finishing, football IQ, passing, strength, technique. He only lacks pace and quickness and agility when not 100% in form.

>2 golden boots and 4 20+ goal seasons
>Upper mid tier

Martin O'Neill's available

Fuck off faggot

I don't blame him, it's a common problem. He was mediocre in last 4 matches we saw him in so he's instantly two tiers lower.
I'm sure our samurai friend now realise he was wrong judging a player too quickly.

How do I get the Juve management team to re-negotiate my mortgage for me? These dudes always pull off insane business moves

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>le tap-in and penalty man is world class

Would you say Mane is world class? Because there is no doubt over who is the superior forward, if you can ignore which one you identify more with..

>24mil a year for a teenager

Mouyes

Okay I was wrong, this Japanese man is not my friend, he's retarded.

>36m a year for the white van Dijk

Maguire to united is actually gonna happen isn’t it lads. :(

Lee Bowyer

Van Dijk is shit tho

I hope not. He’s shit. Would rather just stick with what we have

Keita is dead again.

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Praise be to allah

Just hope Bailly will turn out good this season else Lindelof will have to handle the backline all by himself, he's great but he's no man mountain. Also you gotta be retarded to trust those two english clowns

He is shit tho

>if you can ignore which one you identify more with..
I'm a Liverpool fan so I actually like Mane more

>Alisson is set to become the first goalkeeper in football history to win/hold the Golden Glove in each of the 3 major club and country competitions that he has entered - Premier League, Champions League and Copa America - all at the same time.

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Jones/Smalling mk2

Bailly is the just an African Lovren, he can have great games but you can't trust him not to fuck up massively at some point

Always love the term 'White British' because if you include just 'White' like the rest of the world does, it's suddenly not so bad.

>muh golden glove
It’s Reina all over again

Don’t trust Jones. He should’ve been dumped years ago. Smalling I think is totally good enough as a substitute CB for a team wanting to challenge for top 4

Imagine thinking Mané is as good as Kane, lmfao. ABSism is a mental illness

Messi is shit.
Ronaldo is shit.
Platini, Maradona, Zidane, Cruyff. All shit.
Everyone is shit.
You are shit.
Your mom is shit.
I am shit.
All shit in a world of shit.

>Umtiti
Won't he be more expensive than Maguire? Also he won't move from Barca to United unless he keeps getting benched

Erm sweety did Kane get the golden boot last year?

people rarely consider his all round game when they compare him is the thing

Reina was great, fuck you

Get this fucking monkey out my club

>even Auba at a shit Arsenal, playing 5 fewer games, managed to get the same amount
L e l

You're only sayin that to cope with the fact that you're manlet

Reina was 6'2, hardly a Casillas or Naval level manlet keeper

Clubs are unironically shit at transfers

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Lads. Griezmann to Barca is off right because of the Neymar deal?

Are you serious? Who doesn't like Reina

Why you hatin' on Purple Monkey Football club?

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Barca never intended to sign greaseman. They just started it to unbalance Atletico mentally for next season.

So what you’re saying is yes?

What is he supposed to do you fucking nonce.

Owner won't back him (or any manager for that matter) and they already said he was leaving before he was even supposed to leave.

I'm newcastle fan and glad he's moved on, hopefully we do a sunderland drop to league one and finally get rid of the cancer

If I could gas worldwide football twitter with one button press they would be gone QUICKLY.

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Any updates on Pards back to NUFC

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Lyon midfielder Tanguy Ndombele has now signed his contract with Tottenham (L'Équipe)

I'd gas anyone who uses twitter desu

Tougher league/opposition, guaranteed playing time, better training facilities, higher wages, CL football and still young enough to improve and move to a bigger club in 3/4 years time

>Marko Arnautovic has this afternoon handed in a transfer request to West Ham United, Sky Sports News understands

Have people become so used to overpriced players that when a club tries to make bids for players for a value they are actually worth this is considered an 'insult' and they should be expected to plop £60m extra on top of their original bid? Arsenal shouldn't bother with Zaha, if CP don't want to sell him, then Arsenal just go elsewhere.

Ahhhh it's all happening

I'd gas anyone

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Arnautovic going with Rafa

I'm not sure if Amin is mocking that Maguire isn't even worth £70 or he just forgot the M and others are retarded.

Shit you’re dumb

22 where I am
got too used to 25+, just want it back desu

good post

>team play much better while Kane is injured, reaching CL final
>Kane comes back, does incredibly shitly, is not subsituted and team looses against very poor Riverpoor
People still don't believe me, even though i predicted all of this, but Kane is great for stats and highlight reels but no good for fast flowing attacking football, he is a clumsy oaf when he needs to get the ball out of his feet to turn and pass and is alway two or three steps behind the rest in counters. He is a great penalty taker and can soccer blooters and headers, but he is basically an outdated classic CF that is no longer relevant in moder quick movement and short passing football. He is Andy Carrol 2.0, just as overrated too. His best hope is that Manure will sign him and he can emulate rooneys career, but eriksen is the actual WC player on that team, with Vertonghen, Son etc. still ahead of kane in their respective positions.

What? How does that apply?

>jammy hattrick by le hot and cold player
>THEY PLAY MUCH BETTER LOL

>trans
not even once lads!

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she's looks better as a woman than as a bloke imo

they're ugly and fat as either gender

How does that avatar even vaguely reflect what they look like

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>tfw no one takes you serious as a man complaining about the patriarchy so you become a woman only for TERFs to tell you you're not a proper woman

So that girl became a man? Cool

white people are fucked up

Those nails

Very racist statement

They had 45pts first half of the season with Kane fit, only picked up 26 pts second half with Kane injured

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>Copa America
>major competition

actually not a bad shout

Arsenal signed someone for 6m

No point telling you their name. They’ll be another like that jap player they bought

sounds like you only watched 10 tottenham games this season

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No it's essentially done, been agreed for months and will be announced this week

They signed him months ago.

You’re incorrect. Griez is going to united or PSG

yikes, I love her Sopranos reviews at AVClub

the second one looks like a Peter Kay character

didn't read lol

liberalism is a mental illness

He keeps getting benched and the fans hate him some reason even though he was world class before his injury.

nah

You fell for the meme m8. You can still recover I believe in you. You are my friend.

Asano can't play due to work permit laws. I doubt this guy is the same. Martinelli got a work permit with no issue, probably because he has some second EU nationality like Portuguese or something.

Nothing like praising kek and btfo libtards with logic and facts

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Gonna start watching Chernobyl lads

based

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I tried it

Thought it was boring as fuck

I... I... I'm not sure if I still like /trans/ lads after seeing all those images

>even though he was world class before his injury
Yeah no.
He tried to force a salary raise after only one year at Barcelona and played like shit for several months while using ManU as a bargaining chip. Then he refused to get an operation and injured himself again which increased the problem

based

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Sorry mate only one explosion not enough for you?

bog sim his sargon (of akkad)

>implying they wont get a bunch of fans now just for the memes

if I was really drunk I'd have a go on top left

Didn't get to the explosion, watched episode 1 and it was about an hour of nothing happening

Hull City owner on suicide watch

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Does Trashford deserve 300k a month? He seems about as retarded and shit as Lingard.

He will come good one day la

/pol/ base their entire worldview on arbitrary distinctions. They're actually just children that want attention.

he's better than lingard

I miss Carlos Tevez

No. He's only at Utd because Ryan Giggs is his dad.

400k a month? No, he doesn't deserve 500k a month. Why would you think he deserves 600k a month?

Oh, shit. It's 300k a week.

I'm really hype for THE BIG GAME

This level of shit posting shouldn't even be possible. If you can'r see that Kane is one of the greatest strikers in the game right now, you should just look for a different sport.

seething

COPA90
we might be in France, but this is GLOBAL
COOOOOPAAAAA NIIIIIIENTY

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Kane is terrible though.

I'm straight, but the guy is hotter than the girl

>There is currently one around atm which is 'google yy, dude just trust me' and it leads to some Chinese company and their stocks. There is nothing weird, funny or illegal to see. However that simple search of 'yy' will be an additional number on a metric that the company can use to encourage stock purchases and so on.
this joke was made because their stock at the time was at 69.69

He's a chad but has a gay voice

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The guy is terrible though.

Yeah I was just basing it on that one picture. No idea who or what they are

>eFootball PES 2020 has officially-licensed Manchester United
RIP Man Red
youtube.com/watch?v=mAPC23nDF3U

He's a former player, she's an amateur player and DJ. They have a podcast which is mostly about the WWC

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How do we fix Arsenal?

Get rid of the owner and somebody who willingly invests in the club. He's the only owner who hasn't put a penny into a club he owns.

Sell it to chinks

One of those eis not like the other.

Explain

>McTominay in the most prominent position
lel

>Emerson Hyndman
Has skill but struggles to get involved in a high intensity game.

Also: Takeover at Hibs by American multi millionaire, Scottish League set to be rocked by first non Glasgow winners since 1985.

did this not happen like two years ago?

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Background Characters, fourth from left, first row. There wasn't even an attempt. It's just a dude. Even the one right on the end of that row is doing meme angles.

Hibs set to recieve an estimated 10-20% of the fee for McGinn if he goes. Add to todays American takeover of Hibs, watch for a serious shake up in Scotland.

Glazers?

Do Pakis even play football vydia?

Last season just before he signed his contract

From 2008-2017 Glazers put in £308m. Stan did £0.00. Even Burnley put in a few hundo K.

>Clark
So will FIFA just call them Lancashire or or something?

>Glazers put in
lol straight from their pocket

why are southerners so shit at footy?

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>regularly making games very difficult for the top 3 teams.
Liverpool literally lost the league because they couldn't break down Everton

My mistake, £318m in owner financing. They made £1.307bn in operations. So, yes?

They'll still be licensed in FIFA, Liverpool were when they had a contract with PES

culture of tea drinking

England looks weird to me isolated without the rest of the UK

but all of england's finest tea blenders are from yorkshire (17,22,23 on that map)

>the qtest is the most southern
Really makes you think

>ask bank loan
>buy club with loan
>use club profits and player transfers to payback loan and reinvest money
>'from out pocket la'

I need help lads.

>Completed GF to user move 2.5 years ago
>Wants to renew her contract for the long term
>Demands assurances that user FC is willing to integrate youth players into the squad over the next couple of years

She's a great player, but I've been approached by agents of others potential GFs vying for a spot in my team. Also not a fan of current GFs entourage and family

Can't keep stalling these contract negotiations forever, but releasing her from her contract also feels harsh uncalled for as she's proven to be reliable and productive on and off the field. Also seems to love the club, which is flattering.

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So the £1.275bn that City put in is A-OK and totally not financial doping? Alri.

How about stop being a normie blogposter?

kys

i can smell a surprise ngubu signing

Valuable and thoughtful advice that I will take into consideration

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>So the £1.275bn that City put in is A-OK and totally not financial doping? Alri
not sure what city has to do with glazier's merchant ways but at least city pakis did actually put the money from their pocket like you were claiming manure owners did
do you think city would have sold ronaldo like glaziers did? lmao

do you reckon the frenchies in the crowd will be supporting us tonight? apparently there's going to be way more yanks in the crowd than english

sign her on a month to month rolling contract, rewarded with a one year deal based on performance then send her out on loan while you bring in some trialists.

loan her to Onabreak F.C. and threaten her with contract dissolution if she insists.

I don't think the French would be bring themselves to do it, they'd probably sit this one out. Who would you support in a game between France and Germany?

france
i'd consider supporting france in a game between france and england tbqh

Are you from Devon

Is she cute or not? That's the question?
If she's a loyal player and has an eye for youth development it might be worth it to give her a life long contract.
Have you considered giving her an extended medical to truly test her abilities?

nah, oop norf

My point is, under the definition of 'owner investment', both have put money in. It's just that City have put in like four times as much.

Scotland isn't North

Apparently the French want England to win because the Yanks knocked the French out and are being too arrogant even for the French.

Don't want to treat a loyal servant to the club like that, nor do I expect her to accept such contracts nor loans.

She's a natural talent in that regard, on top of having reinvented her playing style in order to optimally fit the team.

Seeing as she's currently studying for her youth coaching badges, she's undeniably very well suited for a future shift to the role as Head of Youth Development.

Not entirely sure what kind of medical that would be, care to elaborate?

I think it boils down to user FC's lust for trying out new tactical styles and players before committing long term to the current one, seeing as user FC has kind of a short history in the game.

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shite gimmick this one
just blogpost overtly if you're going to at all

>Not entirely sure what kind of medical that would be, care to elaborate?
Test her to her limits in the wind tunnel before committing to the long term vision of retiring her number and promoting her to the position of Head of Youth Development.
She must also be able to work with different age groups in unison. Give her practice runs with youths from other clubs you might be able to secure for try out days.
There is no shame at becoming a legend for your club in a short time span, as long as you feel like you got everything out of your career and have secured your future. Hanging up your boots early isn't bad if you have your future investments arranged and won't have to tear future transfers.

Fucking hell grow some balls and commit man. You're not going to be young forever.

If shes half decent just keep her. Fucking sloots and one night stands is depressing as fuck and waell ovrrrated desu

Southerners have more other job opportunities than being a football player and have less free time because of their normal jobs instead of being unemployed

Lads. KDB gets paid more by city than Alexis does at united.

Interesting.

I've already got my future taken care of, don't worry. I signed a 26 yo virgin prospect last year and handed her a five year contract.
I plan on renewing her within the next year or two and signing her on a lifelong contract with a promotion to Head of Youth Development depending on performance bonuses.

sign ngubette

Post yfw the Lionesses progress to the WWC final this evening.

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England isn't beating USA. They're fighting evil and as we know, good always TRUMPS evil.

Took it too far. Not funny now.

>Be Neville
>be mad about being spied on
>turn it into 'FUCK DRUMPF' anyway
Fuck off Neville you nonce.

>Not funny now
>now
Grim. This gimmick was stale the very first /trans/ it occurred.

I don't understand this post and it's making my head hurt.

N'Dombele official now

Liverpool have pretty much signed Bruno lads.

USA is fighting He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. Therefore we're the bad guys and we must be sacrificed on the altar of victory to beat *****.

>>Be Neville
>>be mad about being spied on
>>turn it into 'FUCK DRUMPF' anyway
Easily the most based thing he's ever done

>imagine spending more than Arsenal since PL began
>imagine breaking their record purchase by some margin
>image only winning 2 League Cups in that period
LMAO.

>Comparing slipperpool to Atleti, Real and Barca (despite the CL)

twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/1146090470780624897

mmm jusst fabulous

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Suit yourself.

No, because it was obvious seething as he knew he'd be called sexist if he said 'yeah it sucks we get spied on'.

Fucking finally lads

seething

is this guy just a joke or the real deal?

How am I seething, mong? Both teams are shit, but Spurs are reaching Liverpool levels of ineptitude.

I hate Liverpool as much as the next person, but Liverpool exposed Barca hard

What will Ndombele's price in FPL be, lads?

I predict 5M quid.

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Simple answer: rugby nonces

I say a solid 6.4

Lol. No they haven’t.

11m

I might just put a cheeky fiver on Liverpool to get relegated next season. The reverse-Leicester will happen eventually.

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>when Liverpool fans are so retarded they do over the top falseflagging
GRIM.

We did it, lads! Thank you BASED Levy

Tottenham are definitely favourites for the title now with this marquee signing.

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*dabs*

Liverpool are comfortably better than Atletico

Do it for Liga MX. One of our big teams is on the verge of relegation and they have only signed a bunch of Yurop rejects and some permaded old fuck.

It's fucking happening.

I respect Liga MX for the top-tier slagposting

>committing while you are young
doing it wrong
see ya in ten years regretting missing out on more fun

>Spurs now have a higher net spend than Arsenal
>Spurs have £120m more total spend
It could go up another £20m too.

What a change of events. Spurs can't even use the Net Spend meme now.

did rhodri happen yet?

they can still use the "we're the best club in london" meme fortunately

>sadio
The mighty reds
>the pale lad
Other clubs' title ambitions

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>we're the best club in london
Please don't tell me you actually think that.

>Signing more pacy nigs in the future
Kys user

I think spurs are better than chelsea and arsenal, yes

Spurs are currently better than any of the other London teams

you now remember vardy on a bike

Do you have a favorite /ligamx/ slag?

For me, it's Marianita

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On what grounds are Spurs better than Chelsea?

Chelsea's star player is pulisic

based, I've been to the general so many times without ever watching a match. the league itself should hire the slagposter for marketing, unironically a genius of our time

Obvious same fag (2 min apart) and if you think that Spurs are better than Chelsea is lel.

>Club: Chelsea
>Total Spending: £2,170,000,000
>Net Spend: -£1,132,250,000
>Wage Bill: 4th Highest
>Trophies: x4 Premier League Titles, x1 Champions League/European Cup, x2 Europa League Cup, x7 FA Cups, x4 League Cups, x1 Super Cup, x3 Community Shields

>Club: Arsenal
>Total Spend: £1,086,000,000
>Net Spend: -£391,310,000
>Wage Bill: 5th Highest
>Trophies: x3 Premier League Titles, x9 FA Cups, x7 Community Shields

>Club: Tottenham Hotspur
>Total Spend: £1,213,800,000
>Net Spend: -£395,920,000
>Wage Bill: 6th Highest
>Trophies: x2 League Cups

One of these is not like the others.

the grounds of reaching the CL final while only being 1 point behind in the league, not losing Hazard and being able to sign players

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Congratulations on spurs winning the Spent More Than Arsenal Trophy

>2 mins apart again
Come on man, don't be so obvious.

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They had already won the Spent More Than Arsenal Trophy, they have just won the Higher Net Spend Than Arsenal Trophy, but lost the Lower Net Spend Trophy to Arsenal.

Having a good hard seethe are we?

>Spurs are currently better than any of the other London teams
>Uses titles from years ago and net spend as his argument

Be honest, how many of you have even heard of Ndombele before today?

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Me, Guardiola singled him out for praise months ago iirc and wanted him to replace fernandinho at one point

>why are you fairly comparing three teams from the same starting point?????
>w-w-well you're using titles from years ago, you can't do that for Spurs, obviously, as we don't have any!
HOLY LMAO. More deluded than Arsecucks.

I'm not even a Spurs fan I just don't see how winning the PL in the 90's makes the current Arsenal side better than Tottenham's

good choice

It's AC Milan all over again

Footblal grounds mostly

Oh so this is just another one of those Pep sabotage jobs, like he did with Alexis.

The fact the last trophy that Arsenal won was 2017 and the last one Spurs won was, what, 2008? The fact Spurs has spent more, higher net spend and can't win anything with a 20 year long manager leaving a club? With an Arsenal team that would have finished 3rd if their manager wasn't a retard and didn't suffer half a dozen injuries?

lmao come on, they're both fucking gash but Arsenal actually win stuff recently, Spurs don't. Chelsea is better than both.

Astounding levels of autism from fans of london clubs that aren't spuds

again I'm talking about the current team not Arsenal's 2017 squad or the Chelsea PL winning team

he’s the next Yaya Toure m8, get with it

Why does Instagram keep telling me I should follow real madrid?

How do you know for sure that this Ndombele is better than Pulisic?

>pulishit

Black people are better at football than white people

Isn't Ndombele just tanned?

why aren't you female?

you could be making more than what most footballers earn, you don't even have to be good looking

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Ndombele is french, he is white.

She's way fitter than most women

>Fulham’s winger Harvey Elliott
Is he good lads, he might be going to >my club.

A tan guy? So I hear

Ndombele wasn't displaced by an Englishman

>$65 per person per month
And since that's the average, there must be a bunch of guys that pay a lot more than that too, baka

For me it's Santos

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But black countries have never won a world cup, haven't even won a euro, sad!

>rating gringos

my tongue is gross

>black countries have never won a world cup
France won last year

How do you know Alisson is better than Pulisic?

Brave, bold yet believable prediciton:

Frank Lampard gets top 4 as Chelsea manager.

it's okay, just sell your bathwater to the beta orbiters

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I don't, that's the point these things are subjective.

Lamps wins the CL next year

Collapse of human civilization

What an upstanding entrepreneurial young lady, her family must be proud.

god she is fit as fuck

Lampard ---------Kovacic
--------------Kante-----------

Name me a better mid

In her defense, she's probably turning a profit on water she took a bath in, that's kind of badass

does she sell gamr grill p yet

city's

palace might get a payday out of man u overpaying for wan-bissaka (not that he isn't good or anything but 50m is a lot)

yeah, she's a real beauty

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Would still smash

Why is no one jumping on the opportunity to have a Hector Herrera - Ander Herrera midfield?

Get some standards

>30 dollaroos for a jar of bathwater
>Bottled while I'm playing in the bath ^-^ This really is bath water.. disclaimer: This water is not for drinking and should only be used for sentimental purposes.

Ander probably wants high wages

Being fat is what nocks him down the most

FEELS GOOD BOYS

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need some big transfers lads
something unexpected, something big, not the fifth rehash of Arnautovic to China, who cares about that shit

Going on a date tomorrow, is that a transfer?

spurs do fantastic business. arguably some things fell into place with the deal but to come away not getting jewed by lyon is quite the achievement.

Yeah, when Jamal transfers his semen into your asshole

it's not that hard when people like this exist

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>2019
>netspend

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what's his name?

Well usually I top, but maybe I'll feel a bit naught. Who knows

Record sale for Lyon so that's arguable but yes it's not the worst transfer ever, yet

Lifelong Man Utd supporter here. I'm thinking about finding a new team. Do you have any suggestions?

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Say what you want but she's good at making money.

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Does she pay tax on that or does patron count as gifts/donations?

fuggen heck, this looks like an oil painting

Salford

NEW: NEW: NEW:

probably, I know twitch has some system to makeing it easier for you to get your donations and pay taxes on them

---- Beckham --- Pogba
------ McTominay ----------