Being a stomach sleeper in 2019

I know this is a shitty thread but i actually slept like that ( stomach) for 27 years and this fucked m’y back. I had 7 month of pain and diziness,after 7 month of physical therapy it went away but SHIT

Who here /log/?

>tfw big bunda and can't back sleep
Life is suffering. I'm a male btw.

oh that's why my shoulder hurts so much

The log is the only true white man sleeping position

I sleep in the spoon position holding my girlfriend

sounds pretty gay tbqh

put a pillow under your lower back and get a better mattress.
T.squatmaster

also consider becoming female and a cam entertainment person of wealth

also aim?

>yearner
>not calling it the tfwngf position

Men should exclusively sleep on their backs. Anything else is unsexy.

Where's the imaginary gf position where you sleep hugged to your pillow, eventually kissing and crying from being alone afterwards?

wow i tried it and a sexy woman just slid into my bed. thanks user!

I already get paid by older women

I sleep however my dogs allow me to sleep. They insist on sleeping under my duvet.

alexis pls you should be in brazil preparing for copa

>mattress is starting to sag
>don't want to pay $300 for a new one
Time to sleep on the floor.

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Have you tried hammocks as a temporary replacement?

Post position and number of sex partners.
>yearner
>0

>2019
>not sleeping naked on tile floor
Never gonna make it

Sleeping on the floor is based though, no back pain and most natural

rotate that shit

who else /nopillow/ here?

who /starfish/ here?

do you guys sleep the same way every fucking day? truly NPCs
sometimes I sleep on my stomach, some other days I sleep on my side, but never the same way twice

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Free faller
Around 30

friendly reminder that if you're a side sleeper (like you should be) you can put a pillow between your legs. I don't remember what it was for, just that it was good for your health

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>but never the same way twice

So you’ve found thousands of different ways to sleep?

Your hips.

no I'm not some weird contortionist
but I just don't sleep the exact same way, sometimes I have an arm extended in some angle, you know, variations, maybe have legs opened

Your spine.

My right ear has some weird shape so I can't put an ear plug into it so I have to sleep like a side sleeper on my side to cover it

You're elbows

>yearner
>3

Tfw you can only fall asleep on back
Tfw you wake up on your stomach since there's so much room to roll around because no gf

Cross board shitposting is not a sport

I sleep on my side primarily to avoid sleep paralysis.

>side sleeper
>but I'm poor asf and sleep on a carpet floor
waking up hurts desu

freefaller is literally based. Im aways jumping off buildings on my dreams

I've tried to switch from sidesleeping to backsleeping but that always causes the most intense wet dreams if I'm on day 5+ nofap, and I'm not trying to get all messed up first thing in the morning.

>facial cream stays on face

isnt that the purpose of it?

I sleep on my side because The Last Prophet did so.

>fall asleep on side
>wake up on back
Who /transition/ here?

are you brahimi? pls come to arsenal

>foetus
>2

>starfish
>50

Gangbangs primarily

have you ever woke up upside down (feet on the pillow)? i did it when i was young

literally can't fall asleep any other way than on my stomach
back = wide awake
side = dead arm

What’s the best position for someone with slight scoliosis, developing lordosis and a big arse (male) to sleep in

>freefaller
>1, but since i was 18, because healthy loving relationships are the absolute chaddest thing

foetus
0

Are you talking about Incubi?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_hag

I had to sleep on my back for a hip issue once, and once I dreamed that some figure was digging his palm into my sternum. I woke up feeling like I was vibrating and I had a ringing in my ear. I Googled it the next morning, and a suggested search was "what is the name of the demon that sits on your chest"? Sure enough, it's a type of sleep paralysis dream that has ancient folklore attached to it.

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have you tried sleeping propped up in bed like they did in the old days?

what like you're slouched on a sofa? no
i can't handle thick pillows either, need my head to be low down

>side sleeper con
that's why i use three pillows

Thick pillows are a killer. I often sleep without any

This happens to me, except it's actually something sitting on my chest. My cat.

I've never had supernatural stuff happen that I remember but the dreams are always pretty horrible. I do it I infrequently enough to know it's what causes it. thought it had something to do with blood not getting to your frontal lobe but don't know if that's true

i'm a fetus yearner

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Perfect. My balls get hot if I tuck my legs in like the fetus from the pic

The patrician choice. This is how I sleep virtually every night.

Obviously I didn't believe it was supernatural. It was a dream, but I found it fascinating that people who lived a thousand years before me in dozens of different cultures had the same experience as me and passed down folklore about it.

If its so bad, why is it the position that feels best?
Checkmate bacucks and basedde sleepers.

How the fuck does only 8% sleep soldier?

Something about demons apparently.

It protects your arsehole from nightcrawlers

Soldier, 1