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When you brush the face of God you submit your fate to the machinations of forces which mere humans cannot possibly comprehend. Pitchers are as Godly a position in all of sports. As such they often fail victim to this sort of divine intervention into their lives which cut them short for reasons we will never know.

Good Riddance for pitching for the angel instead of the yankees

Edgelord, I.....

severino is next

Skaggs went from pitching for the Angels to pitching for the angels.

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Oscar Taveras was the last position player to die while still active. Luis Valbuena died last December (last team was the Angels in the 2018 season)

Newport Beach and Laguna Beach are the only two cities in Orange County that are worth living in. Rest is a spic infested shit hole. They ruined HB. A modest shout out to Irvine with all the asians, but it is Irvine which has orange county's only mosque so they can fuck right off.

probably some shitty heart condition that caused him to die in his hotel room like Daryl Kile. Not the most metal of deaths, but definitely one of the most peaceful, just going to sleep and not waking up.

typical yankees fan

>but definitely one of the most peaceful, just going to sleep and not waking up

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Feels bad bros

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All of you should thank jomboy for saving your shit sport

>Adenhart in 2009
>Skaggs in 2019
Look out Angels pitchers in 2029

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>looking at recent player deaths
>car crash, car crash, car crash, boat crash
>look at player deaths from late 1800s
>tuberculosis, tuberculosis, tuberculosis, typhoid fever

Intredasting.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_baseball_players_who_died_during_their_careers

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>just got married this past off season
How long will his wife "grieve" for?

The "cities" that are 90% suburbs are nice too. Ladera, Trabuco Canyon-general area, Laguna Niguel, no longer Mission Viejo but they are a nice buffer.
Hills all day

she's already at tyrone's place

Darryl Kile had a joint before bed and woke up dead on a day he was going to pitch at wrigley.

im sure her draw bridge has opened for the trout to come up river if u know what i mean

Iran needs to just nuke Jew York already.

Mike Trout is a pure, strong white man of good moral character who is married to his high school sweetheart and respects the sanctity of marriage (defined as one XY man and one XX woman).

So how did he die? OD with a hooker or brain aneurysm from trauma or what?

>Skaggs one of Ohtanis best friends on the team.
I’m worried about him bros

F. RIP, my dude. Decent pitcher. Far too young to die.

Niggers.

Based Mike.

DJ LaChadieu should win MVP over Mike Fish

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I remember at the beginning of last year Yankee fans arguing that Didi was better than Trout lmao. Yankee fans have 0 baseball IQ

could it have been yakuza????

>Skaggs
Overdose

>Ventura
Driving like a nig and got nogged

>Fernandez
Piloting a boat drunk and coked up, killed two others thanks to his irresponsibility

>Halladay
Piloting an airplane stoned out of his mind

>Lidle
Piloting an airplane in a crowded residential area of NYC with very little skill or flight hours logged

Seems to me like pitchers are fucking idiots which would explain why they die so frequently

Thank you for shouting out Irvine.

:3

Bumgarner needs to stay in the NL

>Mike Fish has a .083 BA in the playoffs
>Baste Didi has a .250 BA in the playoffs
OH NO NO NO. THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS REGULAR SEASON BABY.

CALLING ALL ANGELS

Cringing at death bros... big oof

holy shit life is short get out there and live

Here 1 day gone the next... makes me sick to think about it

Be honest, do the Phillies have a chance to get to the playoffs?
Either Division Champs (wew) or Wild Card.
I think they can sneak in by the wild card, but if they keep playing the way they have been, they're fucked.

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The Chicago Cubs.

Death is coming for us all bros

Wrong. Home of Chicago Cubs

Because half of an mlb roster is pitchers

How did Skaggs die? Looking at his stats it looks like he choked to death

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Finally a poster on this site that knows about orange county as much as I do

haha its a good thing cusb didnt extend bryant haha

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Happy Banilla Day!

It's a sad day. Not a happy day.

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>kershit didn't die
Sad indeed.

Nobody should die that young.

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1. doyers
2. barves
3. cusb
4. pebbles
5. broors
6. douchebags
7. natinals
8. resd
9. lillies
10. dads
11. methinals
12. pie rats
13. mest
14. marlels
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9001. jints

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God... I just fell like... death... it's bad bros...

>Rox top 5 in some fags rankings
Nice.

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>the only way the angels can get to the post season is by invoking an all but forgotten "dead man on campus" rule

Fuck this one hit me hard. Dumpster Lefty was my favorite player. Why God why

>12 postseason AB's
who are you trying to ruse here?

fuck...

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aw

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my brewers are absolute doodoo this year yet we are about to lead the division
absolute state of cusbs and methbirds

>TFW off day and I have literally nothing to watch while waiting for laundry

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA
youtube.com/watch?v=0esWi4qh1Wk

finally yeli hits another homer. ends his dry streak. first to 30.

one of the strangest HRs of the year too
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CAIRG KRIMBEL LOLZ

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FUCKING FUCK OFF ASS HOLE! CRINGE! CRINGE!!!

Scuba dooba doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

krimbel can save gaem down by 10 runz?

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Why is he running so slowly and why did the kid keep the ball?

yikers!!

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you wouldn't keep a yelich HR ball?

FUCK YOU FUKCING ASS HOLE! SO CRINGE!!

eww i hope not. lets hope a fresh exciting team like the chadres get in.

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Look at these doods

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>scrubs

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No, and i happen to like Yelich.

>he didn't draft Josh Bell with one of his last picks

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Bell is the Cubs father!

youtube.com/watch?v=FIVag7tSg4I

quads confirm :DDD

Meme synthesis has gone too far.

Anaheim Hills is nice. North Villa Park/Orange hills is good, too. Eastern Yorba Linda is nice but too inland so hot and only has a couple of ways in and out.

>Valbuena in 2018
I know he technically wasnt on the team but that one was weird too.

twitter.com/DingDongsAllDay/status/1145883394242416640

>using your only good reliever in a 10 run game

fuck off

Any idea how Skaggs passed? RIP

el retardo...

Overdosed on gay watching cusb

the angels called him up to heaven lol

Based and kimbrelpilled

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I take back my F, if I ever pressed it.

Why did the cubs let them score 18 runs?

My guess is aneurysm or some heart condition he probably didn’t know about like Darryl kile. He didn’t seem like the kind of guy that does hard drugs, much less before a game.

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how much ya finna seethe when my bankees get ring number 28 this year.

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DAE wish they were Tyler Skaggs?

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would be better than the dodgers, which feels pretty crazy to say.

Scherzer come to Yankees pls

this needs to happen. the yanks cant make the same mistake they did when they didnt get verlander.

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BREAKING: Latvia to /mlb/!

baste yanks

my yanks finna dab on the mest

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at what point does manfred come out and admit to juicing the balls or turning a blind eye to HGH usage because one of the two is definitely behind the home run surge

I know the mets too well. watch them squeek a win against the yankees tomorrow

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>turning a blind eye to HGH usage
They're all on horse roids Manfred just picks a patsy twice a year to make it look legitimate

Jokes on them, the user we traded them was a Brewers fan.
This will be the fleece of the century.

With apologies to Skaggs, I find it interesting that a lot of the file photos of players (dating back a decade+) are from their appearances at the Trop. It's a shit hole (and my shit hole), but what makes it so good for stock photos?

>When your closer gives up more runs than your position player.
Just another day for the Cubs.

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Same with mlb the show using photos from players starting in detroit
Like seriously half the AL players have pictures from a single game in detroit

I mean it must be a lighting issue

Or the Tampa Bay Times being a pay whore

COME ON LET'S GO ANGELS 30-GAME WINNING STREAK WE'RE WINNING IT ALL WE GOT AN ANGEL IN THE OUTFIELD NOW

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Been wanting to get into baseball and have "followed" the Agnels since giving my life over to christ as a kid on Angels Stadium during Harvest in 2001

Skaggs death has recently turned up this intrigue for some reason. I'm planning on going to a game soon, what do I have to know and what should I do to not look like a complete newfag? I like the slow pace of the game and the tactics but sometimes I'm not exactly sure of what's going on. Bringing a grill so I want to kind of know my shit. Thanks in advance

*record scratch*
Suicide by drugs goes to hell

BEAT EM BUCS, BEAT EM BUCS, BEAT EM BUCS, BEAT EM BUCS!

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Just watch some games before you go, it's not that difficult of a sport to understand. If it's an Angels game you're attending make sure you know about Trout and Ohtani and Simmons and you won't sound like a newfag.

I doubt it was an OD or suicide. The Angels had just flown into Texas when he died. Most people don't bring drugs through the airport and it's hard to get drugs when you're out of your hometown. Skaggs probably died of some unknown medical condition (blood clots, aneurysm, heart defect etc).

seriously, how the fuck did he die???? WTF

>it's hard to get drugs when you're out of your hometown

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i think my uncle cried a little when fernandez died. he used to be a pitcher a long time ago and he was looking forward to watching him for years and years to come

RIP man. Very sad shit.

AND GAWD FORBID YOU EVER HAD TO WALK A MILE IN HIS SHOES
CAUSE THEN YOU REALLY MIGHT KNOW WHAT IS LIKE TO SANG THE BLUES

>wake up to another pitcher's death
RIP

I'm assuming millionaire athletes who do use drugs only buy from a trusted dealer they know (most likely in their hometown/city their team is in) or they have somebody in their entourage to buy drugs so they won't ever get busted in a raid instead of going to the shithole part of whatever city they're visiting and buying PCP-laced weed from some hoodrat nigger on the corner.

nigga how do you wake up dead

>it's hard to get drugs when you're out of your hometown

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What about La Stella? Heard he was making some noise. I dont own any gear but if I wear red would it be enough? Sorry if I sound like a fucking greenhorn but thanks.

RIP to my nigga Skaggs

This, the Angels fleeced the Cubs of La Stella.
Granted, it's probably because they needed to dump him for anything since he was the one who Zobrist's wife cheated with.

REMEMBER

FUCK THE YANKEES
FUCK THE RED SOX
FUCK THE RAYS
FUCK THE BLUE JAYS
FUCK THE ORIOLES
FUCK THE RANGERS
FUCK THE MARLINS
FUCK THE CARDINALS
FICK THE CUBS
FUCK THE PIRATES
FUCK THE REDS
FUCK THE DODGERS
FUCK THE ATHLETICS
FUCK THE PADRES
FUCK THE WHITE SOX
FUCK THE MARINERS
FUCK THE INDIANS
FUCK THE ROYALS
FUCK THE TIGERS
FUCK THE BRAVES
FUCK THE PHILLIES
FUCK THE NATIONALS
FUCK THE METS
FUCK THE BREWERS
FUCK THE GIANTS
FUCK THE DIAMONDBACKS
FUCK THE ROCKIES
FUCK THE ANGELS

LETS GO STROS 2019

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F

Jew

>Be Houston
>Lose

This home run derby is going to be so wholesome

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I love this dude. Him and Juju are national treasures that must be protected.

yes?

probably fentanyl

Fpbp
Die
t. Yankees fan

>named skaggs
>dies of scag overdose
Poetic

>The Skaggs originally came from Norway and was spelled Skeg, meaning "bearded one", from Skeg to Skeggs, and Skaggs.
what the fuck is scag anyway? I'm not a junkie and I can't into google.

Scag or skag an old slang for heroin.

Who

It's been almost 24 hours, how is there no official cause of death?

So are the rangers and angles playing today or what the fuck?

This guy is not a Yankee fan by the way
He just knew everybody would get mad at him for saying this

A STANTONIAN SHITPOST

It was probably drug use so they want the story to calm down a little bit since everyone is gushing about how great of a person he was.

Lel

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Based centralbro represting

Which players have an excess of testosterone and/or estrogen?

>orson wells, born in kenosha, wi

>mfw the Dodgers aren't making any moves to shore up that awful BP and most likely choke in the post season again

Why won't management spend money to buy some great BP arms? I just want to view 1 WS win

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>BREAKING: John Sterling tells @JoeandEvan his 30-year streak of calling Yankees games will come to an end this week.
twitter.com/WFAN660/status/1146084700039065602?s=19

wow

>3. cusb
>18-5
LMAO

He's getting old and needs regular breaks, IMO. It's shit. But, eventually he'll be announcing his retirement. Nobody will outdo john. I guess this is how people felt about Mel Allen leaving and Phil Rizzuto leaving.

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>Manlets

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>Nobody will outdo john.

youtube.com/watch?v=7ujwjqIldwU

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youtube.com/watch?v=N4nwMDZYXTI

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>muh vin scully greatest of all time
fuck off jose

He is the greatest of all time retard.

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Weren't you watching in 2002?

I'm not denying that. It still doesn't mean you inject yourself into a New York announcer discussion, you dumb spic.

Get dabbed on you stupid fat headed wop.

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take it ease, bitch
instagram.com/p/BzWXwsYj98a/

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They are saying the autopsy will take until October. Guess we are going to wait for a bit.

They could just tell us what drugs were found in his room since that's probably what is was.

Stupid racists!

Shut the hell up white boi.

Fuck off, darkie

oh I own ya

Reminder that based McNeil owns cringe babyface LeWomahieu

Just blew in from boystown and boy is my mouth tired

Don't forget chapstick, those free beers can be hard work

Dude my lips are wicked strong!

This is the ROTY and our new superstar. Mike who? Bruce who?

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Hopefully you guys get the wild card.

Make the rest of the NL west seethe.

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>who is meat alonso

What's up with Angels players rather being dead than playing in Anaheim?

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Based and machadopilled

What about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donnie_Moore

Where should I start with MLB

Start by laughing at the cusb

I've met Trout before. He was acting fratty and sorta douchey but when I came up (for an autograph) he was just naturally charismatic and friendly. Not in a "i'm turning this on because you're a fan and I have to look good" but genuinely. He's a good dude.

Start with a small market team on the upswing

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>2019
>still posting wojaks

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Delet this

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nyy v nym gamethread
boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/93918306

>dads

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Shohei lost 2 friends in 2 seasons

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Ohtani literally looks like an anime character. Am I wrong?

We'll know later, it'll be a little while per family request

This is the most likely answer. Family has requested pivacy until the report comes out in a while.

I will OD in HRs today after the Phillies win and get 1 game closer to the division lead

Cubs @ Pirates

Holy mother of cringe

This is a pass for me

jesus christ thornton

Seriously why are we even bothering having a baseball season when the Yankees aren't losing again this season?

memes aside what do you guys see my phillies doing in the next 5 years?

anyone watching the Angel game? it's pretty touching they put 45 on the back of the mound

>mike minor didn't give angels leadoff man an 85mph gift right down the middle like colon did for miami after jose died
i switched back to my team's game after that. classless.

Based David Fletcher got in base anyway
Fletcher is unironically the best player in the angels

Not much, honestly.

Complaining about 330 million

booing bruce hooper

maybe an NLCS appearence but that's about it

Fletcher is very underrated. He's the white Chone Figgins.

Imagine only losing 28 games as you win the team's 28th world championship....

>rain delay
Not impressed

stop watching baseball

quit wasting your time and money on teams that can't beat the yankees

WE 28 NOW

The White Sox have signed Tatis's 17yr old brother. How long before they trade him?

Larper is never winning a playoff series in his career

He should've joined the Yankees instead. Would've gotten a ring this year

Because there are a lot more pitchers than anything else and because pitchers have the shittiest job that makes most of them total headcases. Even by comparison to the headcases who can't hit for two years because their cat didn't get laid.

>Chone Figgins
Hell yeah, doggy.

he didn't really have a choice, the Yankees didn't want him, rightfully so

he'll demand a trade to them in 5 years or less

Astros desu

your a piece of dogshit for making us yankees fans look bad

You're a big pussy

Scott Boras fucked him. He could have gone to the Yankees for 270 mil over 9 seasons. But 300 was "important" so he's going to ruin his life in Philly.

broce horper kek lol

Can't wait to see the Rags in October

>cusb

you can already tell the Phillies are gonna lose this game

It's not Boras' fault Harper's biggest priority in free agency was getting the biggest contract possible. As an aside, fuck the (((journalists))) who spent all offseason whining about muh collusion who are now writing articles about how shitty most of the big FA signings were this past offseason.

this angels game is actually really pleasant without the walkup music and organ interjections.

are they not doing them because of Skaggs?

Agreed

Yes. The whole atmosphere at the game is pretty subdued and it's a comfy watch. The only noise is the announcers and some light applause when the Rangers do something good.

yes, they're keeping a more solemn tone

sounds eerie but interesting. might skim through the VOD tomorrow

I'd call it more peaceful than eerie. I'm not a huge fan of the canned sounds that they use in the middle of at-bats, so I'm a little biased towards enjoying it.

>Asstros

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The Braves are a racist franchise

>No Machado tonight

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Fuck the teepee niggers

Who fucking cares?

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>barves
>Kike-lel

Get sodomized by great pitching, barves

>barfs

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Missing: Braves offense. Please return if found.

No thank you dearie.

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Contract included a no trade clause, including no opt out to which is what he wanted to include

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

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Goddamn Tatis is a fucking talent. He's making baseball great again.

>mus-retard blizzard

Phillies are a good time bud

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That is a lie. Phillies do not play fun baseball.

lol yankees. I knew the Mets were gonna squeak out a meme win tonight

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>stankees
Imagine losing to the dumpster fire named Mets

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>STANKEES

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R E S D

LMAO BROORS WTF WAS THAT

Hey ma! Look a faggot

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Mmm who is that?

Based Lili and Padres post

My neighbor and his pre op haircut

>27 banners looool kiss da ring

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FUCK Brian Shaw.

just an ugly broad laughing at the stankees

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Will castellanos get traded?

i'm intrigued, care to tell me more?

At boystown?

Your lips are going to be chapped and your neck will hurt. Is this something Cubs fans just get used to?

Who is more overrated, Bryce Harper or DJ Lememe?

Id say Bryce Harper, but going to be hipster and say DJ Lememe since its overrated to say Bryce Harper is overrated now.

DJ Lememe hasn't fleeced anyone for 330 million yet

>who is more overrated the player playing way above his paygrade or the one playing way below it
nigger are you fucking retarded

The one who people are touting as an MVP because he had a good week.

Harper because he shouldnt even be on the all star team, and mlb promotes him as THE guy, despite being a .250 hitter who can only max out at 36 homers. Bad fielder too

Fangraphs likes his D this year, for whatever its worth. I'm not sure how useful their numbers are year to year.

Harper is disgusting

>YAKS

LOL

How can fans of the who's carry on knowing the organization traded away the best young player in baseball for absolutely nothing?

idk what that means, but if that means he is overrated, then yes

Angels, do it for Skaggs!

Can you imagine if they kept him and hadn't tried to force Chris Sale to wear those dumb throwbacks?

what a strange fucking year

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Looks like the 2nd half of last year.

>How can fans of the who's
what?
>traded away the best young player in baseball
who?

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kek scuba

It's a good division.

Never have quads been so wrong

Not like it would be the first time. We traded away Sosa to the Cubs for a guy who put up -1.4 WAR over 2 seasons in the 90s.

Overall, it's good. Every team has its flaws, but there's no extreme stinkers like the Orioles, Royals, Blue Jays, etc.

They may not have toilet teams but mediocrity is hardly good.

I wish Wrigley had a toilet team or watersports squad

Imagine losing to the fucking mets

Isn't that part of winning the free beer?

Yankees fans must get tons of free beer because they are the biggest cocksucker's around.
>kiss the ring
More like kiss the cock

twitter.com/FoxSportsWest/status/1146211869390069760

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>be philthy
>win once
>fans cheer like the won the world series
You red hat faggots are walking cringe, even if you beat Atlanta you're still getting fucked by LA

Also fuck the Mest

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Turned on the cusb and my asshole started itching

There also isn't anybody standing out in a good way. The Brewers and Cubs would be 4-11.5 GB in any other division.

Pure Seethe

we need to extend Puig like right fucking now. Love the hell outta this guy.

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This.

Okay no seriously what the fuck are the pie rats on?

Puig has quite simply been a very mediocre player.

.239/.289/.456, 88wRC+

Yuck.

>he rates Puig

>Giants offense today and the previous two games
Giants and Pirates must have gone to the same self-help seminar

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10/10 post, I am proud to share a country with this scholarly gentleman

i mean i love his energy and the goofy shit he pulls, but he's been brutally inefficient until the past few weeks

>rookies

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how do we fix the NL central?

Bane?

delete it

It fixes itself. You can tell it's all good when the Cardinals are on top, which is most of the time.

cringe alert

>carcrashinals

By August the Mest and Barves will be atop the NLE and all will be right in the world

its....it's over lads...............

youtube.com/watch?v=fPlF-EDnbmk

Fuck... truly the saddest moment in baseball this week

h-hampleheads...r-rise up... *chokes back sobs*

no...no please

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SOMEONE TAKE THIS ASSHOLE OUT!!

return to the two-division system

b-but he's fun1!!

Harper

HAMPEYFAGS BTFO

>Poodres
I can't wait for Machado to request a trade to my Yankees. He can't rot away on that shithole team.

good

Mike Fish

Is there a bigger burden in the world than having to catch a baseball at every single game you go to?

Which players have an excess of testosterone and/or estrogen?

it's called autism and lots of people live with it

>team finally makes the news for something other than ohtani or trout
>skaggs is fucking dead
feels bad man

Oof, Angel's broadcast was hard to watch. I've never seen a bullpen so quiet for a win :(

oh she fucks ya
then she cucks ya

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>Simmons

Wine and dine the satania asswad. Make sure to put a little "extra" in the wine. I wanna see the look of despair on their face right before you cut the chandelier cord

Fuck, bros, I still can't believe it
F in the chat for our guy Hampie

You wake up, realize you should be dead, and die

F
this is psychotie! what the heckies is going on! omigosh I gotta get outta here!!! bauie have mercy on me! hampie guide me! harpie enrich me! schwarbie nourish me! machaddie teach me! gallie nourish me! heimie desecrate me!!

didnt read

didnt read

guys, that hamper happening just makes me want to kill myself, how do i get over this?

Skaggs was killing it earlier in the year. What was the cause of death.

Hes pitching for gods Angels now. youtube.com/watch?v=OpFkCSx5_q0

It sequel coming out so it killed him back

youtu.be/2wBY4lsSUms
gone but not forgotten

hey kid, just go out there, remember the great giambino, and catch a ball in his memory

Jason and babe?

>Angel's broadcast was hard to watch
fucking rags broadcast was the same way.
Talking about other players who passed that they played with. About a college coach that's in the hospital due to a heart attack. on and on and on.
plus, the only time i heard music was when the rangers challenged that call at home.

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my twins keep tlosings and i'm afraid that it's having an effect on my sanity.

Hampie's shaggin with the angles now.....

Shut up yankee nigger you just got exposed by the mets

>ballhawking at God's Field

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>step foot in Texas
>instantly die

>greg holland walking the bases loaded with a 1 run lead in the 9th

great closer dbacks

>HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS >HOLLAND >DBAGS

>walks the tying run in
LMAO

four straight two out walks lmao

>4 straight 2 out walks
kek holland

Imagine walking four straight batters.

JUST THROW A STRIKE LMAO

how are >my jints doing? are they still a horrendous laughing stock at every position or could I turn on the tv and be mildly impressed with some aspect of their game?

D-WALKS

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>5 straight walks by the Dbags

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

>walk off walk

>duh walks

>DBAGS

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lmao five 2 out walks in a row for the walk off hahahahahahahahhaa

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>the absolute state of arizona

Is that the first time in baseball history that has happened?

They're just conditioning them for the next game.

oh wow I just had it on in the background and saw nobody on 2 outs and would glance back and thought there was clutch hitting going on

That was the funniest shit I've seen all year hahahahah

D WALKS KEK D WALKS!

they're called the diamondwalks because they let you wakk around the diamond!!!

Dodgers lost to padres via walk off walk like 2 years ago

Also

FUCKEN JANNIES
FUCK KIKES

ISREAL HAS NO RIGHT TO EXIST

Yeah but FIVE WALKS IN A ROW with TWO OUTS????

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uh oh! Retard alert!

dude let's just stand in the batters box for 20 minutes and win the game that way lol

DBACKS WALK FIVE STRAIGHT TO LOSE WITH TWO OUTS IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH

>HOLLAND

los douchebags de arizona

you're good. don't worry, we'll blow it tomorrow

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these dodger morons, they just won't quit it

Based dodgers.... based centralbros

The dodgers are becoming the face of the centralbros this year...

I'M CRYING FUCKING HELL

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World won't be the same without Greg Sjarmardjiza... Lord God take me instead!!

Honest to gosh the centralbros really needed a new leader...gotta say the dodgers really stood up and owned it. The bros love it

Centralbros are lighting una vela for Angels great Tyler Fentanyl

>...an angle.
>Heaven has gained a new one, number 45, with a big smile.
>A joyful angle is now up in paradise.

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>Sad Trout
I cant take it bros

Inner circle centralbros always feel it the hardest

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when all was bleak...when the centralbros were crumbling from within...when turmoil hit the teams...when teams feuded...when they cried for a god...it didnt come...what happened...was much more magnificent... appearing as a shining beacon of light in the twilight..one team stood up...sporting a blue and red logo...relief filled the centralbros...anxiety quelled...endearment once again returned to the central broship

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Today we are truly touched by an angel... our guiding light in Heaven has shown us the way to a based Centralbro who was always there... watching... waiting... not saying but knowing. Oh brothers... the blind now see

>Doyers win

ARIBA!

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lurking in the shadows...watching from afar...the average centralbro saw them as a bro...they missed what they've done...the teams they secretly watched over...like an assassin of the underground...the dodgers protected the most vulnerable centralbros...not for glory...not for monetary rewards...but because they cared...

All I need is more time

what the fuck is this centralbro autism?

If I have more time I think we can solve the puzzle

Sick em AJ

BEAT EM BUCS, ONE MORE TIME

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>D-Walks

lel

At this early hour are you restless and sleepless thinking of Recker? What can you do to set you back to gentle slumber? Taking a pill? A particular thought? A pull? All to end your turmoils. Give in to what you want. Admit it.

>"we wanted to take him out there with us one more time...he was my best friend"

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Harper wasn't the one who *needed* the 300, that was Boras.

lmao @ greg holland

Just kicked and sicked AJ’s ass

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why are the padres such shit

Well, another good day of mocking dead baseball players, playing video games and jacking off. On the shoulders of giants, bros

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:(

based tommie romola working the dodgersfag into a seethe

With Perez pitching, not bloody likely

Indians will lead the division by the end of July

Based, fuck (((reporters)))

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is the nl central really bad or really good

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That horrible thread Nats fan made has finally been killed. Thank you Jannie.

no

This man will kill the hope the bucs have been giving Pittsburgh fans.

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Now that we're at the middle point of the season what teams or players have surprised you the most? For me it's how fast Alonso and Tatis have started and the incredible amount of home runs we are seeing this year. On top of the juiced balls nobody expected the Twins to be this good which may or may not have something to do with the juicy balls.

josh bell. what the fuck is that all about

youtube.com/watch?v=Yae1KxRSq0g

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For me, it’s fentanyl

>Win Mercer, 1903, Suicide

>According to a biography of Mercer published by SABR,[1] Mercer was a fan favorite, especially with women. He reportedly was "young and handsome with piercing dark eyes, and an outgoing personality." According to one account (Nash and Zullo, "Turnstile Turnoffs" in ‘The Baseball Hall of Shame’ (1985)), the ladies loved Mercer, and he "loved the ladies." Playing on Mercer's popularity with the ladies, Washington liked to pitch Mercer on Tuesdays and Fridays, which were designated "Ladies’ Days."
>One Ladies’ Day game in 1897 ended in shambles when women rioted after Umpire Bill Carpenter ejected Mercer. According to Nash and Zullo, "an army of angry females poured out of the stands. They surrounded Carpenter, shoved him to the ground and ripped his clothing. Finally, police brought the situation under control."

Why would he do it, bros?

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women don't make you happy

Brain gods go to Boystown

it aint a gay thing its just that sex and attention dont solve your problems. but keep thinking that

Trips of truth. Josh Bell is phenomenal.

Based trailer park poster

Odubel Herrera did nothing wrong

>people shitting on Skaggs on twitter because Orange Man Bad
Search #Rip45

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What? For what reason, was Skaggs conservative?

>Skaggs posting from beyond the grave

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Jesus fucking christ.
They're tweeting with the hashtag because #RIP45 somehow means 45th president and these retards, for some reason, came to the conclusion that it was a trending hashtag because orange man died. Shit is just incredibly stupid.

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Why is this thread so slow?

Why is there almost no baseball discussion on Yea Forums?

Why do gamethreads perform poorly?

Why isn't there any new memes or content being created for baseball?

unlike the brainless troglodyte fans of other sports, we have jobs

Four game hitting streak for Tebow in AAA, two home runs in that span
>to get his average up to .163

What is best base ball movie?

Rudy

not bad

Eight Men Out

Never understood baseball game threads. It’s hard to have reactionary hot takes at every little thing when baseball isn’t designed for that

Mr. Baseball

Dont bully the poor nats fan.

I hate liberals.

This.

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miracle

Isn't that hockey?

The Wizard

Game 1 of the ‘88 World Series

based

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mlb.com/video/tatis-slick-sliding-stop

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Callup when?

i don't know why it's so fascinating to watch videos like these. the part where pete shows how he hits to different parts of the field is amazing

Yes.

well, it's the mets, so possibly today

mest btfo yet again

>lol mest xD
> le mest are so bad they always collapse its so funny!!!1
>le injuries are funny!!
>bobby bonilla day haha so funny XDDDDDD
fuck off reddit the mets live in your head rent free

Sox Tigers

If the Mets ever put a big league uniform on Tim Tebow, they will officially become the biggest joke franchise of all time. Worse than even the StL Browns. It will be impossible to ever take them seriously again.

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear/hand, foot and mouth disease/hamstring
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendonitis
hamstring
>tfw no old/fat

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It's already impossible to take the Mets seriously. Nothing they can do at this point will make them anymore laughable than they already are.

Found the seething barvesfags

mlb.com/video/must-c-clutch-mets-comeback-win

>Nothing they can do at this point will make them anymore laughable than they already are.
Putting a MLB uniform on Teboq would do it.

Oh, the rent costs, just not money. It costs endless hours of schadenfreude.

Yeah, the barves are seething in first in the nl east
Fucking cope lmao

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dont talk shit on my brownies or my orange duckies

youtube.com/watch?v=LI_90QgJh_4

Actually I'm a fan of the Mets. Do you honestly take them seriously? Are you blind? Do you not read the team news? One laughable story after another, the latest being killing off two players that aren't dead....

That happened like three days ago, is that really the latest?
They were doing something new and embarrassing every day.

>posts the one game in which his team won, of a three game series
BRAVES BTFO

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C'mon man. The Browns were a clown show.

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Here in flyover America, we call that thoughts and prayers.

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espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/23451974/new-york-mets-bat-order-first-inning-cincinnati-reds

brownies make ya seeth?

yet most Lillies fans wished he did so they can void his contract and use it to get someone better that .212 hitting with little to no rbi's.

Can we bully them if they lowball Rendon and he fucks off to the Lillies like Harper did?

No. But they make me laugh.

I'm glad that Harper didn't accept the300 million the Nats offered him.

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Harper would have a been a great fit in SF

What makes you think Rendon will accept the 300 million and not fuck off to a higher bidding team? Nats have always been a team to lowballs people at the worst possible moment.

>mest

Nigga what?

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the sandlot or angels in the outfield

Bull Durham is the only correct answer

These three

now with highlighted leaders. yanks got a big bump from london

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i hope this race goes down to the last weekend

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Going to be a fun treat seeing the Nats fans booty blasted by Free Agency again. And also to make a further point, Rendon would of been paid his extension by now. Makes you wonder why it didn't happen?

1. field of dreams
1a. bull durham

can someone make the new thread

Someone make a new thread before I'm forced to do it again

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Ok

new

What's this chart represent? How good each team is at pitching and batting?

>become