>Low tier Conor: Brown belt in bjj Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj Joanna,Ngannou,Stipe:0 >Mid tier Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu Ryan Hall: Black Belt in bjj Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj Jon Jones: Black belt in Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo Cyborg:Black belt in Chute Boxe Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo Thiago Santos: Black belt in bjj Green rope in Capoeira >High tier Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Karate Brown belt in bjj Wonderboy: 5th degree black belt in Tetsushin-ryū Kempo 1st degree black belt in Jujutsu Black belt in American Kickboxing Brown belt in bjj The Korean Zombie: 4th dan black belt in Hapkido 3rd dan black belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Judo Brown belt in bjj RDA: 3rd degree black belt in bjj Black prajied in Muay Thai >God tier Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai 3rd degree black belt in bjj 5th dan black belt in Taekwondo Yellow rope in Capoeira GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate 1st degree black belt in bjj Black belt in Gaidojutsu Black belt in Shidōkan Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do Black Belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Karate Black Belt in Eagle Claw Black Belt in Wu Shu Black Belt in Northern Shaolin Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu
that old salt nina ansaroff couldn't even stop tatiana suarez from taking her down
Nathan James
Jon Jones vs. Thiago Santos Amanda Nunes vs. Holly Holm Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren Luke Rockhold vs. Jan Blachowicz Diego Sanchez vs. Michael Chiesa
Walkers success is actually working against him. He has real potential, and probably is the guy to beat Jon, but Bones not gonna get KO'D in the first round. Walker needs experience fighting a war
Colton Butler
oh apparently she was addicted to sex. >tfw you don't know that feel
she was on the sex addiction season and freaked out when someone joked he wanted to rape her. She had flashbacks to her childhood and had a meltdown. breddy sad
Isaac Bell
who the fuck is that?
Chase Kelly
based
Lincoln Brooks
Isn't she the one who has "intimacy issues" she can fuck men for hours but if someone holds her hand she has a mental breakdown.
James Campbell
The pumpkin king
Oliver Robinson
>a pornstar is a sex addict is this really a problem?
Hunter Garcia
see
Jeremiah Sullivan
>the perfect fuckslut doesn't exi..
Leo Foster
Rate my fantasy heem tactic >Throw a superman punch off the cage >Feint to throw it again but instead go in for an imanari roll/Ryan Hall roll
his leg is too bent, it looks awkward and weak, ruins the aesthetic. Compare to statham. Stathams leg is way more straight.
Jaxon Gomez
yeah i was more focused on the spin. Why does Jason even know how to kick, is he for real?
Wyatt Perry
>Celebrity Rehab >penny flame >celebrity the absolute state of vh1
Lucas Reyes
Is this supposed to be impressive? The bottle is firmly held in place. The grip on the trainers connects with the grip on the (pre-loosened) bottle cap. ??????
Kevin Johnson
Marreta will fold Jones like a Katana
Ryder Murphy
>Is this supposed to be impressive it just looks dope really
bretty good try it out in pryzm smokers mate id back you
Elijah Powell
Okay. Hold on.
Kayden Nelson
Try to visualize the odor
Caleb Watson
is it possible?
Juan Kelly
I've just been staring at this on a loop for the last five minutes.
Ryder Evans
its visually visual
Kevin Cox
You made your post 4 minutes after it was posted. You are literally fake news.
Elijah Scott
Don't you find it strange that you can't look at a woman's ass withotu thinking of farting? I mean something is wrong with your brain, think about it.
Julian Nelson
Don't you find it strange that sweden is overrun by niggers and muslims.
Samuel Edwards
is it too much ass for you?
Jordan Gray
i wasn't thinking of farts you north-cuck, people can smell without sending gasses out of their anus. But you slav wouldn't know because you only eat sealmeat all day and fart like a motherfucker
Owen Brown
Shut up cuck. I've been to helsinki. You got ten years, tops.
Can brap posters ever recover? Truly a degenerate bunch of incels So sexually frustrated they devolve into fart sniffing fetishes. Basically the equivalent of mindless horny monkeys. Do yourselves a favor and commit to some serious introspection.
Hey guys, my brother has Down syndrome and autism. It’s really tough for him to find friends, even online. I just got home from college and my mom said he has been happier than ever lately because of some karate forum for people with disabilities. He says you guys call yourselves hamsters or something. He said it’s the only place he feels like he fits in. Thanks Hamsters, you are really making a difference in a lot of autists lives.
BREAKING: UFC close to finalizing a bout between Francis Ngannou and Megan Olivi for September 7th at UFC 242 in Abu Dhabi. The event will be streamed live on BLACKED.com.
Adam Carter
kill yourself cuck
Jayden King
Jones pulls out before the card. Screenshot this. Call your grandma.
Remember yesterday when you said that you weren't Dernmark? Cannot believe you'd straight up lie to me after all we've been through. I'm sure you had your reasons though so I still respect you brother.
Josiah Clark
are you the dernposter? we only talk shit about him, but i noticed there's a legit finn here
Juan Flores
How can dogfart network ever compete?
Christopher Carter
yeah there is another finn. Btw who's Dern poster? I'm a legid finn.
>Asian pussy on tap Unfortunately not lol this is what his wife posted on her blog
Yeah. So what. I muttered and mumbled some things. Yeah. So what if you heard them. You are being a fucking ass. I was only asking you if you were coming to bed and how do you respond? By getting angry and upset with me. Fuck you! Fucking A! And yeah I know you heard me when I muttered ehat I muttered. I wanted you to hear it. I wanted you to know that you are being fucking ridiculous! Just getting uoset with for what? Not javing sex with you? This again? Are you fucking kidding me? Is that all that a relationship is to you? Sex? That's it? You need sex to validate that you are loved? You fucking suck.
Samuel Roberts
Big if true
Jeremiah Rodriguez
twitchy would get knock out.
Jackson Rivera
who got heemed?
Elijah Davis
My dad gets visibly stressed when my mom jokes about me marrying a colored woman. He says stuff like, "Don't talk nonsense." Is this a form of racism?
Camden White
finnfag is derncuck is spammy he also posts from his phone, hes american
first of all i don't post Dern anymore. But i never understood why people insisted i was spammy or ortega etc. From now on you can call me basedposter.
You might think you can contain us... but think about it, break the word down.... Contain.... Con meaning lie, a fraud... Tain, like maintain, but see contain is the opposite... so what that means is you can't maintain your fraud and your lies, bro. You can't maintain your hold on greatness unless you're willing to go out and grab it, but that's what a real champ does. He sees what he wants and he takes it. #CHAMPSHITONLY
because here the schools literally coach kids to be gay or cut their dicks off in elementary school. We have a huge, huge sòy problem in America. please invade us....
Adrian Young
Cringe
Juan Baker
have sex
James Campbell
Why was Yana Kunitskaya at Thiago Santos' house on embedded?
Oliver Harris
>three(3) events scheduled between now and halloween
>entire roster is has-beens, never-weres, meme pretenders and furnace repairmen
>have to skip between a dozen different channels, apps, paywalls and streams to watch a single card
Thankfully americans aren't white so this isn't a big deal
Asher Carter
She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
Joshua Sullivan
you're gay and you aint heeming anyone but your immune system
Tyler Howard
FOLDED.com
Ayden Edwards
They don't call him the hammer for his fighting ability
Jayden Baker
Is there anything better than prepping for a Ngannou fight?
Hunter Jones
BJJ looks fun >*Slips a disc* >*Heel hook destroys acl* >*Gets copious amounts of minor injuries that will haunt you as a boomer* >*Some sperg doesn't respect the tap* >*Thousands of dollars worth of medical bills*
Hunter Gutierrez
That's my birthday.
David Lopez
honestly kinda weird considering she's at jackson-wink. Thiago is definitely putting the hammer on her
Aaron Hughes
>*Thousands of dollars worth of medical bills* Imagine not having free healthcare
>he's not a doctor who does his own healthcare Just imagine
Levi Rivera
>Being a quitter I'll be sure to HEEM you in the after life
Jose Howard
>greg lansky has signed Jon Jones to a multi million dollar contract to shoot exclusively for his new site Jonesed.Com >The site will feature the hottest pornstars in the business being fucked by Jones who is reported to have a 14 inch dick >Jones is best known for being the undisputed UFC goat >Jones says he's happy to transition into the porn business and feels it's a natural career path from MMA >source: AVN
I'm literally having several things done right now that would make me completly bankrupt if i lived in burger land >meanwhile they are about to spend a gorillion dollars on an Iran war.
Honeatly this website has warped your feeble brains. Consider self heeming, god I hate you brainrotted 4chandroids. This semen slurping website just isn't for me.
Justin Gonzalez
so the fin is the cuck poster
Brody Robinson
how is it cucked though?
Jose Scott
Later fag
Logan Edwards
Wtf I love Jon Jones now
Julian Russell
Is that what your dad said to you when he "went out for cigarettes?"
Isaac Howard
>implying coke dick Jones can still fuck he can't use dick pills anymore
James Russell
Dick pills aren't banned by Usada. He just need to get a real prescription. Surely somebody in the porn industry can hook him up with that.
You do understand that you just don't pay the bills here, right? Like if you don't want to pay it you don't pay it the debt goes away. That or you have insurance
You can declare bankruptcy on medical bills. It’s not ideal since as an adult with a full time job you should have insurance since it’s required now by law. But it’s becoming less common cause we have 40 million illegals in this country under cutting the working class blue collar people
>Francis ngannou vs megan olivi is something that everyone has wanted to see. When we talk about ngannou we're talking about possibly THE biggest hog we've ever seen in the octagon. He's facing Megan Olivi who has one of the best bunda games in broadcasting, a true veteran and legend in the waifu game.
Who else thinks Khabib is going to /heem/ Dustin on the feet? Ali already said that they're going to turn this into a boxing match, must be for good reason.
Its crazy the extent my mind goes to to emulate how joe rogan would sound saying this stuff when I read texts like these.
Owen Fisher
Did you guys see "leaving neverland" ? That was some depressing shit. Made me hate women even more.
Joshua Green
Nunes. Do you fags not watch Embedded?
Levi Morales
Lel
Daniel Ross
>in the store >trying to buy some cola >coca cola always prints this retarded shit on their bottles. all kind of gay shit like names or "for the girls" "for the bros" >you have to stand there and try and find a non gay bottle pepsi > coca cola
Joey Benavidez is easily a better lover than Magumbo >b-but his dick size... Be serious. No, be serious. Are you serious? Olivi is a petite sized princess. She wants a stud like Joey with a well proportioned dick to make love to her. Wanting a horse sized cock is not a real fantasy for women, it is an incel fantasy implanted by jewish people. >b-b-b-but my cuck fantasy... Magumbo has no flexibility, will gas out, has zero IQ for dirty talk, has the skin color of poo, and has an uncomfortably big frame.
Next time you put Olivi’s name in your mouth, maybe think before you talk.
Parker Cooper
>implying Joey isn't hung it's well known he's 8 inches and beercan thicc.
>we have youtube footage of colby fucing covington destroying masvidal in wrasslin >people believe wrestling genius askren wont squash him like a bug for 5 rounds
Wyatt Murphy
From what i understand he started diddling around late 80s early 90s. When he was younger he was just a regular faggot.
Nolan Mitchell
Was Nina on TUF? Did she ever explain what happened to her mom?
One thing about it though. Wade Robson became an elite dance instructor. He worked with prime Britney and fucked her (cucking justin timberlake). So i guess that was the upside to the diddling.
to be fair MJ’s music has some hardcore kike propoganda in those later years
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Kill yourself. This is an anti-Rogan general.
Carter Flores
Michael Jackson was involved with kabbalah and chabad lubovitch. he had this chabad rabbih friend who said the following: >I was friendly with Michael for a year before anyone knew about it. I did my own investigation. He never had sex with the child he made the settlement with, and there are no others
Oh we talmbout standup? This one time I got so high I ended up at a macdonawlds drive thru, b. I saw some dude with a 20 piece nuggets and was like “Hey brooo I’ll suck yo dick for those nuggitss”! Haha I’m not gay tho
>the most highly anticipated fight in 2019 and grudge match since Conor vs Khabib >Hardly no press on it by the UFC >Jorge hasn't shown his face in public since Till and has done everything to duck Askren and hasn't even been reprimanded What gives? the UFC is missing out on like an extra 500k buys
Maybe if he trained properly and fought in the appropriate division, but he admitted himself that any white American who was trained in wrestling and boxing would beat him.
Mason Bennett
How is this guy's head shape called?
Landon Morales
Schaub is really good at figuratively sucking dick
Gavin Bailey
It's anticipated but stop talking bollocks As for press, I guess they can't force Mas to go anywhere because they don't want an incident, they probably should be doing better promotion though
Bentley Thomas
You’re sub-retarded if you think Jorge doing a press conference moves 500 buys let alone 500k
Juan Anderson
Their combined insta followers dont even come out to 500k
Eli Perry
I pay attention to a bunch of fighters but don't ahve insta or twitter, and it's like that for the majority of sports/athlete fans.
Zachary Brooks
It is kinda odd how both guys suddenly fell off the radar. One of the best matchups on the card
Joshua Harris
even jon jones, matt hamill fucking destroyed jons elbows with his face
Zachary Russell
Just under 850k
Eli White
is this how many buys Yuf-c 239 will do?
Noah Baker
>nyny Kind of a shit hotel to put your fighters up.
Sam Stout just tweeted for the first time in 3 years
Asher Lewis
>“I’m a different man at this weight, the power behind me. I’m moving up to get after him, so that’s what I’m here for.” >"Health-wise I’m finally back to health, it feels good to fight at my natural weight,” Rockhold said. “The last couple of years, I’ve been compromising myself to get down to ‘85 and my body just falls apart in training camp the last few weeks to get your body fat so low. I’ve never felt so bad at my last fight during the weight cut. So it feels right, I feel healthy, I feel comfortable, I’m excited to take down these light heavyweights. I just don’t see a lot there.”
Every time i head to my 9 hour day factory job and things are getting unbearable I just say in my head HARD WORK. HARD WORK. HARD WORK. ALL WORK IS WHAT. YYYYYEAAAHHHHHHH. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH. Surrounded by foreigners who don't speak english, i just close my eyes and visualise Gooby heeming khabib in the rematch.
This was after the Al fight, fight? It blows my mind that Pee lost that, Al is fucking dogshit and has nothing but a telegraphed body jab and an admittedly slick right hand. All Klee had to do was not gas.
Because LHW is a division of cans outside of Jones. Rockhold kills everyone not named Jones on the same fucking night in that wasteland of a "division".
Hunter Morales
it usually takes a few years for it to catch up to someone i fear for what he'll sound like in interviews two years after he retires
