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>“She jumped in to the water, but never surfaced again,” the paper said. The alarm was reportedly sounded at 4.30pm and divers began searching the area, with no results.
So what the fuck happened to her, Yea Forums? I doubt she didnt know how to swim, you don't jump into the water in that case.
Was it murder? Raped by a dolphin?
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She dead
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Whiteoids btfo by the sea again. kek.
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goodnight sweet princess
>el brasiliANO señores y señoras...
>shocked by temperature
>body seizes up and her breathing gets panicky making it hard to resurface
>starts gulping down water
>drowns
Faked her death so she could live out her real passion, joining isis
Thermal shock?
This. Maybe she didn't go to swimming lessons as a child. Looking at her Muslim name.
Based red cross.
sup
This sounds plausible, but how come divers haven't been able to find her body? It's a lake so presumably the body couldn't have gone that far from where she would have drowned.
hey thats not real thats shooped
>Young Boys
>Player is female
Apparently the water's quite murky and there are strong currents.
Don't think they'd get away with calling the team BSC Young Girls
RIP qt
>Dude Emiliano Sala lmao
She was most likely drawn in by water undercurrents, those happen in places where the water depth is steeply varied. I was born in place with many lakes and was warned about this.
You will be sucked in and won't be able to swim out of it, you will panic and become frantic, you will mix up surface and the bottom of the lake. You have to have inherent critical thinking to get out of one.
>You have to have inherent critical thinking to get out of one
how to get out of one?
Thanks. I'm never swimming in deep waters again.
is that an analbanian?
>be European
>drown
>be Ameriburger
>choke on kinder egg
Doesn't help most of our population isn't educated enough to stop their kid from choking on them.
Looks like Özil with a masculine jaw line
Im freshly single and going to switzerland for a friends wedding in a little under a year, should I learn italian/german and try to meet some qt 3.14 rich swiss girls?
Fuck women, hope she died
>White
>Ismaili
muscles spasm and underwater streams
cold water and unwarmed musculs result in spasm
muh lake como
muh glamour
muh sunbathing in the middle of lake in catamaran
she qt
would make 4 kids with
by feeling the water flow and swimming towards it instead of against it
that's a good decision
That lake is very deep. There are boats, cars and bodies that has been never found or seen again.
She isn't fucking white you shitskin retard.
these are the posts
probably was getting turnt out by a teammate and regretted it, honoured killed herself
"swimming towards it" is most likely swimming deeper, by the way
so you have to control your panic
>jumping into water
something you should literally never do when dry desu
with lakes you never know how cold that shit is, even in the summer
t. guy who goes ice swimming
so you'll have to swim deeper to get out of it?
Every time I see a woman in any situation of suffering it just brings a huge grin on my face.
how do you go missing swimming
getting stuck in vine plants at the bottom
getting swept away by a current
getting eaten by an alligator or piranhas or a hippo
you know, the usual
Seek help
Chinese subs
>had a few sherries
>jumped in water
>drowned
Poor girl.
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water be dangerous
especially if you are unfit
it's a secret
>Ismaili
>sherries
That wouldnt be halal now would it?
Your body can go into shock if it's cold enough
or
I'd bet a serbian paramilitary death squad is behind this. Isn't she some pro-Kosovo activist?
chile
This sounds like a fucking tomb raider game
I also forgot cramps due to cold water or plain overexertion leading to drowning
have you ever had a cramp in your thigh? imagine that pain but without anywhere to grab onto
but humans float
she will pop up soon enough
not if they are trapped in some vine plants at the bottom of the lake
and is right, qher bloated corpse will turn up eventually
Rip current, I've only heard of them in oceans but I imagine a big enough lake has them too
Your retarded
I will believe she is still alive.
If its just a lake they should've found her body by now, no?
what about it?
It's all the away goal rule fault. The Swiss lost to Belgium in a playoff due to away goals, if that rule wasn't there and Swiss won that game then beat Netherlands, they would have been in the world cup and she wouldn't have been at Lake Como. So the away goals rule killed someone, good job fifa
finally a high iq post
I think Lake Como is a large body of water
Sub him in, coach
Didn't the dolphins from the cave rape people? What if they caused this?
Aliens
Definitely a thing on the Great Lakes
Almost 3 years since Cronulla win the comp, still no sign of Harold.
What if she got killed because of some secret banking shit? The Swiss are a nation of shady assholes, nothing they say or do can be trusted.
Checked. Maybe the quads can save her.
Faked her death and escped with Sala. They're both fine.
>Florijana Ismaili
>white
what the fuck are you smoking
pretty girl. i'll say a prayer for her tonight ;_;
>Lake Como (Lago di Como [ˈlaːɡo di ˈkɔːmo], locally [ˈkoːmo] in Italian, also known as Lario [ˈlaːrjo], after the Latin name of the lake; Lombard: Lagh de Còmm [ˈlɑːdːe ˈkɔm],[a] Cómm [ˈkom] or Cùmm [ˈkum]; Latin: Larius Lacus) is a lake of glacial origin in Lombardy, Italy. It has an area of 146 square kilometres (56 sq mi), making it the third-largest lake in Italy, after Lake Garda and Lake Maggiore. At over 400 metres (1,300 feet) deep, it is one of the deepest lakes in Europe, and the bottom of the lake is more than 200 metres (660 ft) below sea level.
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Ok she's dead.
>You can't be white and muslim
Retards
Water up the Vagoo caused her to sink
Looks real to me
Stage 1: Anger
>spends all his time on /pol/
>hates blacks and trannies
>lonely and resentful
>hates life and finds meaning by connecting to racial identity
Stage 2: Shame
>alienation drives /pol/ack deeper into isolation and porn addiction
>taboos become attractive
>blacked spam starts having an effect
>begin jacking off to sissy hypno and BBC
>shame from anti-white perversions drive /pol/ack deeper into politics and isolation
Stage 3: Giving In
>in loneliness, horniness, and sheer boredom alt-right sissy hooks up with a black guy
>though shy and nervous, the moment black dick enters his mouth the /pol/ack is hooked
>months or years of porn and fetishism aligns to make everything- the black man's musk, his heavy, chocolate dick, the sissy's soft white hand on dark skin- reaffirm the sissy's fetishes and send so much pleasure into his faggot brain that there is no going back
Stage 4: Dedication:
>sissy white boi begins having gay hook ups at increasing frequency
>gradually loses interest in politics
>more body conscious, begins squatting and running for a better butt
>starts practicing a campy gay voice because it turns him on
>gets into cross dressing and make up, derives submissive thrill from looking slutty and ridiculous
Stage 5: Obsession
>completely broken by black cock
>flaming sissy faggot
>is a devout leftist because white extinction makes his penis twitch, votes for whoever increases immigration
>mannerisms so excessively campy they make his family uncomfortable
>no longer alienated, now extroverted and sassy
>has circle of faghag friends who he gossips with and makes BBC jokes around
>loves going to gay clubs and twerking his white booty for black men
>shameless size queen slut who fucks several strangers a week
>views alt-righters with mixture of pity and bemusement, uses /pol/ only to post interracial and ERP
>thanks black cock daily for changing him from an angry, resentful loner into somebody with a full spectrum of human emotion
I thought it was black people that didn't know how to swim?
RIP
she probably got thermic shock from jumping in water that was too cold and then drowned
pulled an Etika
>Florijana Ismaili
>Swiss
Try again.
Same thing happend to my uncle, only 22 at the time.
Based
based we need more posts like this
>lake como
>any of that
no
explain
>Albanians
>White
Why are non-whites so fucking stupid?
>Be europoor
>Have droughts every year
>Find water
>Jump in and drown self
Holy fuck didn't know it was this deep.
I always go swimming in lakes and rivers and.qlways think I could reach the bottom of I was good enough.
My lake is always hungry for thots...
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She isn't white, though, Abdul. Look at her fucking brown face.
They've found her corpse
based
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we all know arabs just like blacks cant swim
how do you die from riptides nigga just swim parallel to the shore lol i mean just swim out of it hahahaha
They found her. RIP
Not a bad bait, 7/10.
was just saying in general
and who are you to tell me lake como doesn't have hippos
RIP