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this is the one

related

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You are now aware that Bisping is the MW Natty GOAT.

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Heembedded

sweet

July 6th it will be heem day

i invented heem day

Someone post the spammer pic

fred

#KHABIB_TIME

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More like discovered it

chadbib would heem ngannou

Hehe what a wacky thought! Because Khabib is a lightweight and Ngannou is a heavyweight! Very good and funny post lol.

What does Jeem mean here exactly?

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fuck rogan

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I heem this whole thread by strikes or subs

Wake up Conor

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Why is Jon Jones so repulsive? It can't be just my racism, I like a lot of black fighters.
Something feels so wrong about him. Like he's a full-blown psychopath.

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Tony bless

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Max kills Conor in a rematch

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Max kills dustin in a rema-

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Maxs output at Lightweight will be too much for Conor. Hed literally die

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thanks bud

When will they learn?

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Everyone have heem plan until heem poke you in ye eyes

What did he mean by this choice of attire?

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I will kick him
I will hit him
And once I am satisfied
I will heem him

M-Max will w-win... THIS TIME!!

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>Imagine not picking masvidal

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Stipe heems DC then slaps magumbo around again

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Askren on suicide watch

How does masvidal win?

He doesn't. Stop reacting to retarded shitposts. Masvidal doesn't even have a puncher's chance due to Ben's chin. The only man at WW who can beat Ben is Kamarudeen from Nebraska.

>its a 'kraut buds in' episode

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Umm, based.

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>he thinks Askren can win

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>Ok, Dana. Bye.
*hungs up*
>Kamarudeen, my son. Colby is booked and askren is dead
*sighs in relief*
>3 piece and soda

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I would unironically heem you with a sharp jodan oi-tsuki from hidari sanchin dachi followed by a lightning fast migi yoko-geri to your midsection that would topple you over like a sack of dogshit. Don't joke with me, kid.

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I want you to look at me. Look me right in the eyes and hold the gaze and just fucking listen to what I have to say.
Brendan Schaub.


I am not fucking joking.

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>dodges weeb shit
>pulls gaurd
Heh nothin personal

>ending the video with Nunes watching JDS get heemed

Strange choice.

>J-John will l-lose....... THIS time!

KNEEL!

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that is correct

They need to tweak the embedded formula or something, it's all kind of the same these days

I enjoy watching it nonetheless. Just keep it short. No more than 10 minutes.

I feel I would take you into deep waters and ultimately controversially questionably split decision you and never grant a rematch

>wasting money and goof'ing your picks

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Yeah, I still watch them too

holly vs amanda could be the start of something special.

both have wins and success at 145 as well. imagine holly wins this one, so they rematch at 145 and amanda wins, etc. the start of some real interesting age of elite fighters at BW again(unlike pennington)

I'd wobble you in the early goings then hold you against the cage for 10 mins.
I feel.

pressure passes to side control
heh... kid

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Broooo and I was like bro! Haha! Jamowle is AYSHIN!

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>betting on Manuwa

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>actually bothering with the meme guard play
Lmao. Actually good karate teaches you how to do stomps properly. The moment that faggot pulls guard is the moment he gets his balls stomped on.

No sane person has backed Manuwa for years

TRIPLE C: The greatest combat sports athlete of all time.

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lost twice to the mouse

Horiguchi folds him like the back cover of Mad Magazine

>Actually good karate teaches you how to do stomps properly.
karate? digga its 2019 youd be scissor sweepd before you knew what hit you

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over/under on Cejudos cock: 4.5'' hard

By bulldog choke.

Who would win

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all 3 on the left got blacked

Valerie Loureda's bum'ole

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>Low tier
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj
DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj
DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj
Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate
Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj
Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj
Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj
Joanna,Ngannou,Stipe:0
>Mid tier
Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
Ryan Hall: Black Belt in bjj
Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj
Jon Jones: Black belt in Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj
BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj
Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo
Cyborg:Black belt in Chute Boxe Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj
Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo
Thiago Santos: Black belt in bjj Green rope in Capoeira
>High tier
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo
Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Brown belt in bjj
Wonderboy: 5th degree black belt in Tetsushin-ryū Kempo
1st degree black belt in Jujutsu
Black belt in American Kickboxing
Brown belt in bjj
The Korean Zombie: 4th dan black belt in Hapkido
3rd dan black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Judo
Brown belt in bjj
RDA: 3rd degree black belt in bjj
Black prajied in Muay Thai
>God tier
Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai
3rd degree black belt in bjj
5th dan black belt in Taekwondo
Yellow rope in Capoeira
GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate
1st degree black belt in bjj
Black belt in Gaidojutsu
Black belt in Shidōkan
Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Black Belt in Eagle Claw
Black Belt in Wu Shu
Black Belt in Northern Shaolin
Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu

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her forehead is getting worse btw

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really don't like this greece spammer

Nothing wrong with a strong forehead

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I'm not a spammer,Brexit.This is the encyclopedia of mma knowledge for elite fighters.According to this every opinion here varies

Would you kiss her?

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He's gonna serve askren a corndog with fries

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Black belt in wrestling

MMA bois can't handle that level of frame

Why don't mma fighters ever sit on their opponents face?
>Sit on face while controlling opponent
>Opponent uses all their energy trying to get out of that position due to embarrassment
>Get tko with body punches

but they do user

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>people rate ladd as a fu

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Although Masvidal couldnt win Askren in a million years i bet he will in order to break the machine

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D1 All-American shitposter

I got into an argument with my gf and her ex while they were over a few days ago when fight-night was on. Basically they said that Amanda Nunes could beat the unranked bottom halves of the Men's BW and FW division and I said that there's no man she beats at all regardless of how bad they are and said they were making Rounda Rousey tier arguments, we got slightly pissy at eachother and agreed on nothing.

Unironically who was in the right here? I don't care how good Nunes is, she's not beating any man at all in the entire UFC.

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>freeze frame
Yep... thats me. Your probably wondering about the smell

UFC 239 will be the event of UPSETS

Santos will beat Jones
Holmes will beat Nunes
Masvidal will beat Askren
Rockhold will beat Blachowik

MARK MY WORDS

>Holmes

why do people do this

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Based. Should have stayed in that position, opponent was frozen in humiliation!

penn is still on the roster i believe

cuz she's still a virgin and they have fantasies on her pissing in the woods

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>Masvidal will beat Askren
>cazzies still habeebing this

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Larry Holmes

You understimate the difference between the strength of a man and a woman. Regional fighters could beat Nunes/Cyborg.

Messi heems Brazil tonight

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Haha imagine if she farted on her opponent to humiliate her more and maintain control haha that would be funny I mean imagine the smell and sound

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Just
end
every
meme

According to mma math there is a 3-fight path to proove your point while the opposite Nunes > Tate, Tate > Holm is 2-fight distance
Not to mention that D'Alelio beat Nunes in 2013, 6 years ago when Nunes didnt even know if she was lesbo or not

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>Like he's a full-blown psychopath.
Sounds pretty based if you ask me

ANDU SHTEEL

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its pretty amazing to think that nunes was once a 9-4 semi flushed can.
I think Holm jabs her to an easy split decision.

Woops, sorry Izzy, not today mate. Maybe in 5 years brother.

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Bisping, Poirier, and bisping all show how much difference a haircut can make. They all went form skinheads to 10/10 chads by growing out their hair and getting proper cuts.

>ywn get strangled between Gina's thighs
Why even be able to get strangled?

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*wins*

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based

Sounds like a legitimate tactic to me

On a related note, will Jorge pussy out and no show for the weight ins too?

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Dude i hope Bens chin got deleted by Robbie and Masividal heems him with a lucky shot. I wanna see all your faces

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Don't (you) me again mehmet

If Jon loses this weekend it will confirm Smith deleted his chin.

Best way to die

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based drainer

Heeminder to bet your slave plantation on a Askren-Santos parlay

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Not happening khabob roach, not happening.

Kek what are you talking about? Smith barely landed a shot in that 'fight'

Be like rory and follow christ

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Pay your respect to the thighs killer president of the grrl clothing the feministic company with the biggest influense in WMMA sponsorship right now grrrl.com/our-athletes/

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Is getting brainfarted by thighs the most glorious way to get executed?

IS it "flyweight" as in "fly like a plane" or is it like fly, the insect?

>getting your own name/initials tattooed on your body
is there a more obvious giveaway that a person is a brainlet?

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it's fly as in fly fishing. same with bantam and feather

The only fear i have is if she squeeze my head so hard then crushes and all my thoughts about anti-feminism come out to kill her
youtube.com/watch?v=cLMg86s-vBY

Why is flyfishig called flyfishing? Do the fish fly?

the bait you use is called a fly

Holly is a one dimensional can

Amanda isn't technical enough to beat Holly, she will be made to look a fool

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i don't get it either, but it on him it looks decently done atleast. Max has the worst one i think, you can barely read it if you're not an expert on Gothic script.

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>Colby only has 150,000 instagram followers

Hory sheet. Not much. Joanna has 1.3million for comparison.

I see.

this person is the ceo of a girls clothing sponsor in ufc/mma and the only responsible that right now you have 4 wmma divisions in the ufc lol

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Can't wait for the Big Brazilian COW to knock the lights outta Holly Holm tbhfam

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In many ways this is exactly the moment were a champ would get cocky and get humiliated by Holly Holm. Don't say it hasn't happened before.

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Colby is Chael without any of the wit, or timing, or talent. dude just isn't funny. He simply is not a good enough actor to pull off the pro-wrestling gimmick convincingly, so he can't even get that market behind him. As far as I can tell, his fans either only support him because he got fucked out of a Tyron fight, or they're just plain contrarians.

Fuck Izzy
Fuck Usman
Fuck nigerians
Fuck niggers

>Bisping, Poirier, and bisping

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it's happening again

anyone else hoping the UFC sign's Paige's husband?

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NEVER NEVER NEVER LET A CHIROPRACTOR TOUCH YOUR NECK.
NEVER.

what does grrl stand for? Can't find anything about it on the side and it's a weird brand name. Abrevations, atleast here in germany, are 3 letters or syllables if they are longer.

I'd rather see Paige fighting and not getting 400 surgeries between every bout

based family man bobby being treated like the king he is
instagram.com/p/BzPrp0FHc0-/

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base.... not so fast noah

I ain't clicking that shit, you smelly nigger

say it out loud my dude

It's a reference to girls who growl when they get fucked.

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CuckFC would be more promising to him

id rather see neither

She was technical enough to beat Shev

>there will never be another conor mcgregor
-dana white

i'm sure they can find another fighter on welfare somewhere

it doesn't make sense and 3 r after each other seem so random

just barely, in the closest fights she's had in recent years

Go to bed eddie

the company is the grrl clothing,I bet they recruit women to build a feminazi army cuz they also promote grrl power in social media

basiert
I don't have anything against Paige so i wouldn't mind, but whatever you feel brudi.

Actually, the scissor sweep was taught in Okinawan karate hundreds of years before your worthless meme jitsu existed.

is Helsinki worth visiting?

ngannou is another homeless guy who is a top contender lol

How would i know??
>i've never left Turku

When are they gonna make a ufc division for fellas like this?

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Jews are not welcome to begin with

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I bet Ladd growls when she gets knotted by her dogs.

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gave me a good chuckle sun

Finally Henry Cejudo can cement his legacy as an undisputed triple champion

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ja digga i dont hate her like some incels do, but desu shes mad injury prone and not that good in a weight division that im not that interested in

heem day

>you get in your kata pose
>get flying triangled
heh nothing personal, (larping as a gook) kid

she'll be eating through a straw after germaine is done with her

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the other names were taken so they kept adding r's

marreta will fold jones like glorious nippon steel

youtube.com/watch?v=5kVDZrxzcFg

Karate is gay

*GADOOSH*

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what does "marreta" mean anyway?

Heem picks:
Jon Jones' cock vs Cejudo
Ngannou's nutsack vs Dodson

youtube.com/watch?v=Z2IogNmvOLM

^ Till

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sledgehammer

based classic pornstarposter

marreta folds jones like a bounced check

Would be good to know if you can actually get choked out when someone wraps their giant cock around your neck

You now remember this.

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*GADOOSH*

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This. Bring back real public prostitution, istead of half assed instagram thottery

instagram.com/p/BzZjvRxHpQN/

I would just kill myself.

what the FUCK

why would you post something like that, or heem.. yikes

why, if you're healthy nothing goes wrong

it explains all

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holy fucking shit, sadly its in a spic country... so i can only imagine what they did to fix it

I doubt that will happen since Jones' cock will be fully hard (No USADA btw)

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ENTS RISE UP

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I would kill myself

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that's some final destination shit, thought he was decapitated

Is instagram the new bestgore?

Fact: I'm watching all the Joannas photos while listening to summertime sadness

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Alternatively, get a life

>not looking at photos of Megan Olivi while listening to Cola

Cazzie

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are you gonna fight Helsinki today?

wmma instagram posting is just not the same anymore...

Who's your favorite WMMA fighter?

Rose "thug rose" Namajunas

Rose "thud lose" Namapoonas

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Tonya Evinger

She was winning until she lose, unironically

I never had an instagram lol
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Moa Dern-Santos.
Literally less than a month old and already sparring with a black belt.

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Did anyone of you ever buy UFC rebook gear, or do you know someone personally that did?

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making Namajunas great again

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Thud Rose!
Thud Rose!
Thud Rose!

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What happened to her?
youtu.be/fhqH6fwTdeo

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All women.

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how does it feel knowing you will never have my power

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This is my hand ontop of an xbox controller. hand size = punching power.

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I'm about to pull off one of the most iconic posts in Yea Forums history.

Don't let me stop you

Dan Shea, you live in Las Vegas but you aren't going to UFC 239? Even Mini Khabib is going.

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>COW
Nigga thats a bull

some things in life only schaub can forgive

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your mom

no and if me or any of my mates even saw someone in a ufc kit who wasnt a ufc fighter or trainer... id heem him personally

*loses*

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how to become a manlet brehs?

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Johnny Walker can beat Jon Jo-

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It doesnt even look like he got hit that hard, was the branch super spiky or some shit?

motherfucker lucked out

that shit hit him like raiden in mortal combat. he's lucky he's not dead. the good news is with modern medicine faces can be sewed back on.

The tree got rubbed by a bear and got the bear rub.

if that was me i'd be pissed off someone is just standing there holding my face open filming it. get my ass on the table and sew me back up. the fuck?

Much rather die tb.h

Jon Jones vs. Thiago Santos
Amanda Nunes vs. Holly Holm
Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren
Luke Rockhold vs. Jan Blachowicz
Diego Sanchez vs. Michael Chiesa

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>tfw shitposters cte

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I was winning in life before I lost

Marreta
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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front and center of espn.com
espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/26950512/the-ufc-22-hall-fame-moments

>max showing off against ortega
>gets outboxed by dustin

Santos
Holm
GOATren
Jan
Chiesa

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This is the look Jack the Ripper had, when he lunched his knife into the innocent.

Dusty is underrated imo

Ah, a fellow fan of blow the bell I see?

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa

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jack the ripper was a jew

Jones
Nunes
Ben
Cockhold
Sanchez

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I'm more convinced he was finnish. How can you not become a killer when you live in this dark, nordic hellhole?

Sometimes i wish somebody would just pull the plug without warning us.

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Fag. It's perfectly fine in here.

en voi hyvin

Is this what heem day looks like?

for the love of god kill yourself

That's a big hand

for you

w-what happens on heem day

This is literally anything below 185 desu lad

voi paremmin

>tfw they put the roid babby and wmma on the same card so I can just skip the whole thing
Dana bless

You get heemed for stutter posting

Russian MMA fighter Alexander Emelianenko intends to sign a contract with the promotion Bare Knuckle FC, specializing in fist fights. “An offer has been made to Alexander, negotiations are underway,” said manager Artem Kharlanov.

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oispa kaljaa

i hope mark hunt signs

When picking for this do you guys pick who you WANT to win or who you THINK will win? because I think there's a difference, like I want Santos to win but I know that Jons probably wins, so who do I pick?

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juoksukaljat aka running with beer for you :D

Yeah brah

>Alexander Emelianenko
I thought he's in prison but k

schaub

not cool bro

S-sorry

which one?

Yeah that one

Holy freaking based.

For me it's a hybrid. I'm pretty sure that Askren wins but I picked Horhe. Same with Santos. Bigger chance to be the ultimate pick winner with underdogs also.

Peak bum bashing.
I want him to fight Tony Lopez.

Who you think will win, but your pick also the power of prophecy. The chance of one winning increases trough /heems/ support. Choose wisely

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The guy I want to win losses 80% of the time, so I bet against my boys.

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Crime will stop

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Kek what

Crime will triple if he get's flushed back to middleweight

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Imagine fighting that ape bareknuckle, fuck me

>fight gets cancelled

Man,Tank is a beast.Not only he survives again but he's ready to bang these nurses too

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how would brendan vs alex bare knuckle boxing go?

Were do flushed BK fighters go?

I'd fight Jon Jones for her lads

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WBC, WBA, WBO and IBF

I thought you're just talking shit, but 50 year Tony Lopez is actually still fighting, good lord..

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who?

her name is irene

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It was actually a completely unirronic post

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Jan
Chiesa

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I really dislike black persons

Santos
Ish Ish Ish
3 piece with soda
RockedCold
Sanchez
I got astral atack going against ChiAssa and Bones. Might as well do "whole card meme results".

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Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blanchowitz
Sanchez

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instagram.com/p/BzZp6u9F1gp/?igshid=14mj1gpds93xr

Damn, Jon is so smart. Showing off that next level fight iq. This is why he’s the GOAT.

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Anyone ever heard of the fighter competing at UFC 239, Chance Rencountre?

vicious upercut by the tree

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa

Doesnt matter though all of our picks will get goofed by chiesa vs sanchez

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My gaurd is unpassable

At work so I can’t watch this, can someone describe what happens?

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A guy gets mauled by a tree.

pay attention in physics class

Dude shouldnt have woken up early that day

kek

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Lose weight

what counts as a snack for Nigganou?

What do you do for work airplane?

Great image to represent /heem/

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockedcold
Chiesa

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>I'll have 5 heavyweight chins, please.

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Sick picture actually. Reminds me of clay fighters. UFC 4 should be clay fighters.

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Who is this demented Finnish poster? Why does this general always attack the worst kind of posters on this website?

I fix things. I guess you could call me a handyman of sorts

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Have you seen eryk anders' wife?
Jeeeeeeeeeeesus
instagram.com/p/Bu-KJP_Fwo6/

>attack

Idk but FUCK Binland

Prob some proxy fag
Hey fuck you too

Try fixing your life

>fitness competitors

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The Finnish poster is literally the biggest cuck and idiot in /heem/ existence.

mobile.twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1146089026081972224

Santos injured and out. Rockhold in.

Lets be honest. I'm the best poster since macedernia

Cringe
Based
Cringe
Cringe

If only....

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Holy shit thats crazy

rawr

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What a beast

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wow Mickey Rourke just put the game on another level

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That’s actually pretty rude I thought we were friends

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DUDE
FUCK

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midlfie crisis + clenbuterol = "fitness babes"

Yoel would get dabbed on hard by any of the good lhw

oh and + fake titties

Anders should start a pornsite with his wife and call it BUMMED.COM

Lol

Name one(1) lhw that would 'dab' on yoel besides jones.

If you are a manlet that can actually get laid, your entire life is like a SS manga. I'm thinking manlets are based and we are wrong to make fun of them.

>be lanklet
>Cut down to 155
>Have to fight other cutbabbies and be weak
>Go to 205
>Have to fight 6'5 cutbabbies on roids
Is there any winning play for the lanklet?

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Its true we are actually based and kino

Dlete this

No. There's no middle ground.

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You could just learn to kick and become the literally goat of the UFC.

>He's still seething on insta

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POST AND RATE WALKOUT SONGS

youtu.be/ZHkWMjOjA8A

He tapped about 6 times.Khabib sees the first tap and smiles lol

Yeehaaaaa

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youtube.com/watch?v=93CZ6oFR8Q0

>That split second were he second guesses whether to tap but then accepts that the battle is lost

>Reminder
>Low tier
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
>High tier
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration

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He realises the story has been won anyway and decides to tap

>the story has been won
Getting dropped was part of the plan?

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he fake tapped before that too hoping he would release him jej

Elaborate.

Internation master of sport in goatfucking

>knockdown
>never grounded

imagine being this casual and this stupid

I am going to be thinking about that fucking split open face all day. Fuck if only that guy was a bit shorter and it hit the top of his dome and killed him. Would have been kinder

Cutbabby i am cutbabby

Kek, I kekked

Okay lets put Warwick Davis vs. Yoel Romero then genius

Can't have a redemption arc without experiencing adversity. It is the classic hero's tale.

>Getting dropped by a grandma punch from a grappler
Imagine being this moronic

Source?

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JON
AMANDA
JORGE
LUKE
DIEGO

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He said "anything UNDER 185"... Yoel is 185 and over. I know you guys use the metric system, but I assume they teach reading comprehension in schools over there... or has it been replaced by "World Religions" where you learn about Islam?

>feng
my nigga

Ortega-esque with that uppercut, Joe

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>dropped
>never grounded

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doesnt he have hepatitis wtf

So Tyrone Woodley would be a better match for Warwick?

And actually we use both Imperial and the metric system simultaneously in a rather confusing way.

COPE

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Based
Erik anders and his wife are now my most fav fight couple

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>Flag
Lol get dabbed on

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>Rio on the 6th

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Robert 'The Reaper' Whittaker

Reminder that Kamarudeen POOsman had his back taken by Maia and was about to get strangled to death before the ref saved his life.

The Warwick post was a shit post, not even worth replying to... but yeah, I'd actually like to see Warwick vs. T-Wood if I'm being completely honest.

Bobby “Knuckles” “Bobby Knuckles” Whittaker

>an army of arabs and africans country of 80+mil people
Vs
>4 milion homogenous ethnic croat dinaroid slavs
We fought brave and we got reffed too
We STRONK
((They)) would never let us win cos of our skin tone

>knockdown
>repeatedly posts evidence of not getting knocked down

negative digit iq

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>Goobster challenged Floyd with the bottle kick thing
/box/ in complete shambles, they can't get a break

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Wouldn’t mind seeing some of her nudes. She looks like she’d have a messed up strange from all of her virgin ‘bating nights tho.

I wanna see TWood kick Warwick Davis in the head

bobito knucksley the weaper wittikeh

>when you have 0 head movement
You can only blame yourself for it

Artem Lobov was the guy who finally ended /box/ once and for all. They will literally never recover. Artem will unironically be the GOAT forever because of that.

post yfw thiago santos shoots jon jones in the head

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Mcgregor won that exchange. He was making a read and retreated before being knocked down.

is getting flushed by Adesanya

friendship with lipski ended
ribas is my new hue wife

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JBJ is a lanklet

>and we got reffed
Oh no no no lol shoulda been 5-1. They even gave you a free pity goal.

>tfw Warwick ankle picks Woodley and locks in the heel hook

AAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDD NEEEEEWWWWW!!!!

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I want to see T Wood move up and be an alternate for when Paulo or Yoel inevitably pulls ouy

le 30 year old prospect is getting heemed

>swings like a maan the entire first two rounds, looking to KO with each shot
absolutely based and redpilled on his part
heem day draws near

Ah yes, because Santos has always been an accurate technician and not a retarded brawler. Bet the farm on Jonny boy

Ooga booga

kick heem day off with a bang

CTE'd permadeleted literally no guts having permainjured Aussie is getting styled on by the stylebender and sent to the flushed factory to work with Toilet Till and Toilet Thompson

Let’s see if I have any fans out here...

DONT FEAR ME!...
Oh come on baby, don’t fear me fear the consequences.

You lost the WC roflol

Jones is going to get retired on /heem/ day by Santos... will end up doing a podcast with Schaub called "Pizza and The Crust".

Israel Adesanya the last sodomizer is older than Costa, Gastelum, and Whittaker.

He just has such potent autist energy people assume he is a zoomer.

He's like 6'4 and on roids and also a cutbabby.

this is the funniest AND the most brutal KO of all times
god bless jon jones

EYE WANNA FIGHCHS IN BRASCHEEL

Huh?

Can Colby beat Lawler? Give me your thawlts

shut up faggot niggerlover leave the croat be

>he doesn’t know about heem’s official youtube channel
gee whizz talk about being a caz

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>barely scrapes by 54 year old with scotch taped tooth picks for legs
j-jon jones im c-coming for you..... w-when im r-ready

yes all day long

Aylmfao xd
Ur best player is croatian
Ur best evghand coach is croatian
Ur best ufc hw is croatian
Need i say more my sweet child?
Ps ur opinion on footy is irrelevant
God bless you whatever you are

*wins*

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Seething slug
You could not live with your own failures and where did that bring you?

>I like khabib

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>want to see jon heemed so bad but know the 70IQ favela nigger will get picked apart and dominated

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MOMIE MOMIE I PULL OUT OF FIGHTY WIGHTY ON FIGHTY WIGHTY DAY

B-B-B-B-B-BECUZ MY TUMMY WUMMY WUMBLES ARE VEWY VEWY HUWTIES ON FIGHTY WIGHTY DAY

WE FOUND OUT ON FIGHTY WIGHTY DAY DAT MY TUMMY WUMMY WUMBLES IS TOO MANY OUCHIES SO WE CAN’T FIGHT SOOOOOOWWWYYYYY

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>lawler “loses”
>they give him a less competent version of his last opponent
punished robbie will heem, flush, and delete him

>Ur best ufc hw is croatian
Um sweetie?

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You do all realize that soccer is literally a girl sport, correct?

>Khabib smesh!
>3 piece and a soda!!
>DAD CERRONE!!!

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>If my foot wasn't fake broken I totally wouldn't have tapped

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I invented Toilet Tyron

>BOOM ROASTED
>Champ Shit Only

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They be thinkin they rustelin jimmies but they playin themself
Forgive them father cos they be trippin

youtu.be/9G1urjEGeRo

DC, Krylov, Reyes and Santos all beat him my man

>Reyes
>Krylov
>Santos
Do you have CTE?

*Loses*

Tony Ferguson will never be the undisputed UFC champion for a day in his life. Deal with it.

I dont understand why people support this b tier autistic sonic memes
Someone explain whats happening

what in the fuck

”I’d love to beat up Adesanya,” Santos told reporters during UFC 237 in Brazil. “I don’t think he’s a nice guy. I would love to fight him. I don’t know, the times I’ve met him… I don’t know, we didn’t get along. The energy, I don’t know. I can’t explain. Same thing with (Michael) Bisping. I’m like that, I feel the person’s energy. I have nothing to say about him. If he’s a bad person or not, I don’t know. But we didn’t get along.”

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>Reyes
surely you jest with us

Arab anime > japanese anime

based

What the fuck is this? There are so many holy shit.

post your walkout song

youtube.com/watch?v=rXwdkPvo5uA

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Jones
Nunes
Askren
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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youtu.be/v1YojYU5nPQ

youtu.be/fKJDAVvs_JA

Santos walks him down and gases him out Reyes keeps it at distance making Yoel never find his range and Krylov his just stylistically a bad match up for him.

You're delusional and CTE'd. Most likely a 205er

sam would run through the hw division

youtube.com/watch?v=gVOZNFUddHo

oh for sure the guy who got out struck by Bumson is a beast 1 hunnie percent

Is Yadong Song a good bantamweight?

When did that fight happen?

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Theodorou would destroy pooel
Checked and cringed

Luke Rockhold

Episode 1 of Pizza and The Crust starring Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub and Jon "Bones" Jones will be streaming live Sunday, July 7th on iTunes. In this episode, the boys will discuss Jon's recent loss to Thiago Santos, whether eating "cheat foods" like tiramisu and pizza is a good idea during fight week, and the long term effects of CTE on the human brain.

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Where did these Scandinavian losers come from? Literally 0 good fighters from the effeminate capital of the world

Based gaydar

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Isn't mmm gay banned in Norgay?

Are you gay?

youtube.com/watch?v=-otqHW9iQug

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Useful video for the rare dork who isn’t obese here
youtu.be/q-L0iuDruh4
youtu.be/q-L0iuDruh4

Not from Scandinavia

based, i've been meaning to post some wonderembeddeds

Lesnar is clearly a fin.

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got heemed in training today lads. dude front kicked me right under the chin, lights out

german apparently

In many ways, you won the story of the spar.

Did you drop and stand up or were you really out

Ready to accept the mantle of "toilet"?

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i was out bro, woke up on my back feeling like i'd just gone on a bender

y-yeah =(

Brokki Lasnarnen

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Yeah, his videos are pretty good. I’ll get bored of them soon though I’m sure and will just pick and choose. Stuff like the stretching routine are 10/10 content

Fuck it, shit happens
good thing you didnt get injured, better in sparring than in the streets
Chin up, wink wink

Sparring is for retards. This nigga got CTE for no reason

why the fuck do you retards still spar like this? you have a set number of heems much like a woma has a set number of eggs. to use them up in training is fucking tarded. You should practice set ups, whiff punishes, and movement in sparring. Not "lets fight bro" goddamn retards

I invented Toilet user.

lol

Leave toilet user alone you lazzy fat fucks

hmmm imagine the smell

why would that nigger front kick you in sparring
stab him

this, srsly what a twat. the dude should have just aimed for your chest or at least pull the kick when he is about to land.

That would be a phenomenal fight actually

>not an eyepoke

unironically want to achieve this mode, but without the acne and shit.

he heems genderbender pretty easily

...

new thread--->

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actual new thread

unless your name is xande ribiero i call bs

heemself

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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