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this is the one
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You are now aware that Bisping is the MW Natty GOAT.
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sweet
July 6th it will be heem day
i invented heem day
Someone post the spammer pic
fred
#KHABIB_TIME
More like discovered it
chadbib would heem ngannou
Hehe what a wacky thought! Because Khabib is a lightweight and Ngannou is a heavyweight! Very good and funny post lol.
What does Jeem mean here exactly?
fuck rogan
I heem this whole thread by strikes or subs
Wake up Conor
Why is Jon Jones so repulsive? It can't be just my racism, I like a lot of black fighters.
Something feels so wrong about him. Like he's a full-blown psychopath.
Tony bless
Max kills Conor in a rematch
Max kills dustin in a rema-
Maxs output at Lightweight will be too much for Conor. Hed literally die
thanks bud
When will they learn?
Everyone have heem plan until heem poke you in ye eyes
What did he mean by this choice of attire?
I will kick him
I will hit him
And once I am satisfied
I will heem him
M-Max will w-win... THIS TIME!!
>Imagine not picking masvidal
Stipe heems DC then slaps magumbo around again
Askren on suicide watch
How does masvidal win?
He doesn't. Stop reacting to retarded shitposts. Masvidal doesn't even have a puncher's chance due to Ben's chin. The only man at WW who can beat Ben is Kamarudeen from Nebraska.
>its a 'kraut buds in' episode
Umm, based.
>he thinks Askren can win
>Ok, Dana. Bye.
*hungs up*
>Kamarudeen, my son. Colby is booked and askren is dead
*sighs in relief*
>3 piece and soda
I would unironically heem you with a sharp jodan oi-tsuki from hidari sanchin dachi followed by a lightning fast migi yoko-geri to your midsection that would topple you over like a sack of dogshit. Don't joke with me, kid.
I want you to look at me. Look me right in the eyes and hold the gaze and just fucking listen to what I have to say.
Brendan Schaub.
I am not fucking joking.
>dodges weeb shit
>pulls gaurd
Heh nothin personal
>ending the video with Nunes watching JDS get heemed
Strange choice.
>J-John will l-lose....... THIS time!
KNEEL!
that is correct
They need to tweak the embedded formula or something, it's all kind of the same these days
I enjoy watching it nonetheless. Just keep it short. No more than 10 minutes.
I feel I would take you into deep waters and ultimately controversially questionably split decision you and never grant a rematch
>wasting money and goof'ing your picks
Yeah, I still watch them too
holly vs amanda could be the start of something special.
both have wins and success at 145 as well. imagine holly wins this one, so they rematch at 145 and amanda wins, etc. the start of some real interesting age of elite fighters at BW again(unlike pennington)
I'd wobble you in the early goings then hold you against the cage for 10 mins.
I feel.
pressure passes to side control
heh... kid
Broooo and I was like bro! Haha! Jamowle is AYSHIN!
>betting on Manuwa
>actually bothering with the meme guard play
Lmao. Actually good karate teaches you how to do stomps properly. The moment that faggot pulls guard is the moment he gets his balls stomped on.
No sane person has backed Manuwa for years
TRIPLE C: The greatest combat sports athlete of all time.
lost twice to the mouse
Horiguchi folds him like the back cover of Mad Magazine
>Actually good karate teaches you how to do stomps properly.
karate? digga its 2019 youd be scissor sweepd before you knew what hit you
over/under on Cejudos cock: 4.5'' hard
By bulldog choke.
Who would win
all 3 on the left got blacked
Valerie Loureda's bum'ole
>Low tier
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj
DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj
DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj
Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate
Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj
Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj
Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj
Joanna,Ngannou,Stipe:0
>Mid tier
Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
Ryan Hall: Black Belt in bjj
Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj
Jon Jones: Black belt in Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj
BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj
Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo
Cyborg:Black belt in Chute Boxe Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj
Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo
Thiago Santos: Black belt in bjj Green rope in Capoeira
>High tier
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo
Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Brown belt in bjj
Wonderboy: 5th degree black belt in Tetsushin-ryū Kempo
1st degree black belt in Jujutsu
Black belt in American Kickboxing
Brown belt in bjj
The Korean Zombie: 4th dan black belt in Hapkido
3rd dan black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Judo
Brown belt in bjj
RDA: 3rd degree black belt in bjj
Black prajied in Muay Thai
>God tier
Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai
3rd degree black belt in bjj
5th dan black belt in Taekwondo
Yellow rope in Capoeira
GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate
1st degree black belt in bjj
Black belt in Gaidojutsu
Black belt in Shidōkan
Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Black Belt in Eagle Claw
Black Belt in Wu Shu
Black Belt in Northern Shaolin
Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu
her forehead is getting worse btw
really don't like this greece spammer
Nothing wrong with a strong forehead
I'm not a spammer,Brexit.This is the encyclopedia of mma knowledge for elite fighters.According to this every opinion here varies
Would you kiss her?
He's gonna serve askren a corndog with fries
Black belt in wrestling
MMA bois can't handle that level of frame
Why don't mma fighters ever sit on their opponents face?
>Sit on face while controlling opponent
>Opponent uses all their energy trying to get out of that position due to embarrassment
>Get tko with body punches
but they do user
>people rate ladd as a fu
Although Masvidal couldnt win Askren in a million years i bet he will in order to break the machine
D1 All-American shitposter
I got into an argument with my gf and her ex while they were over a few days ago when fight-night was on. Basically they said that Amanda Nunes could beat the unranked bottom halves of the Men's BW and FW division and I said that there's no man she beats at all regardless of how bad they are and said they were making Rounda Rousey tier arguments, we got slightly pissy at eachother and agreed on nothing.
Unironically who was in the right here? I don't care how good Nunes is, she's not beating any man at all in the entire UFC.
>freeze frame
Yep... thats me. Your probably wondering about the smell
UFC 239 will be the event of UPSETS
Santos will beat Jones
Holmes will beat Nunes
Masvidal will beat Askren
Rockhold will beat Blachowik
MARK MY WORDS
>Holmes
why do people do this
Based. Should have stayed in that position, opponent was frozen in humiliation!
penn is still on the roster i believe
cuz she's still a virgin and they have fantasies on her pissing in the woods
>Masvidal will beat Askren
>cazzies still habeebing this
Larry Holmes
You understimate the difference between the strength of a man and a woman. Regional fighters could beat Nunes/Cyborg.
Messi heems Brazil tonight
Haha imagine if she farted on her opponent to humiliate her more and maintain control haha that would be funny I mean imagine the smell and sound
Just
end
every
meme
According to mma math there is a 3-fight path to proove your point while the opposite Nunes > Tate, Tate > Holm is 2-fight distance
Not to mention that D'Alelio beat Nunes in 2013, 6 years ago when Nunes didnt even know if she was lesbo or not
>Like he's a full-blown psychopath.
Sounds pretty based if you ask me
ANDU SHTEEL
its pretty amazing to think that nunes was once a 9-4 semi flushed can.
I think Holm jabs her to an easy split decision.
Woops, sorry Izzy, not today mate. Maybe in 5 years brother.
Bisping, Poirier, and bisping all show how much difference a haircut can make. They all went form skinheads to 10/10 chads by growing out their hair and getting proper cuts.
>ywn get strangled between Gina's thighs
Why even be able to get strangled?
*wins*
based
Sounds like a legitimate tactic to me
On a related note, will Jorge pussy out and no show for the weight ins too?
Dude i hope Bens chin got deleted by Robbie and Masividal heems him with a lucky shot. I wanna see all your faces
Don't (you) me again mehmet
If Jon loses this weekend it will confirm Smith deleted his chin.
Best way to die
based drainer
Heeminder to bet your slave plantation on a Askren-Santos parlay
Not happening khabob roach, not happening.
Kek what are you talking about? Smith barely landed a shot in that 'fight'
Be like rory and follow christ
Pay your respect to the thighs killer president of the grrl clothing the feministic company with the biggest influense in WMMA sponsorship right now grrrl.com
Is getting brainfarted by thighs the most glorious way to get executed?
IS it "flyweight" as in "fly like a plane" or is it like fly, the insect?
>getting your own name/initials tattooed on your body
is there a more obvious giveaway that a person is a brainlet?
it's fly as in fly fishing. same with bantam and feather
The only fear i have is if she squeeze my head so hard then crushes and all my thoughts about anti-feminism come out to kill her
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Why is flyfishig called flyfishing? Do the fish fly?
the bait you use is called a fly
Holly is a one dimensional can
Amanda isn't technical enough to beat Holly, she will be made to look a fool
i don't get it either, but it on him it looks decently done atleast. Max has the worst one i think, you can barely read it if you're not an expert on Gothic script.
>Colby only has 150,000 instagram followers
Hory sheet. Not much. Joanna has 1.3million for comparison.
I see.
this person is the ceo of a girls clothing sponsor in ufc/mma and the only responsible that right now you have 4 wmma divisions in the ufc lol
Can't wait for the Big Brazilian COW to knock the lights outta Holly Holm tbhfam
In many ways this is exactly the moment were a champ would get cocky and get humiliated by Holly Holm. Don't say it hasn't happened before.
Colby is Chael without any of the wit, or timing, or talent. dude just isn't funny. He simply is not a good enough actor to pull off the pro-wrestling gimmick convincingly, so he can't even get that market behind him. As far as I can tell, his fans either only support him because he got fucked out of a Tyron fight, or they're just plain contrarians.
Fuck Izzy
Fuck Usman
Fuck nigerians
Fuck niggers
>Bisping, Poirier, and bisping
it's happening again
anyone else hoping the UFC sign's Paige's husband?
NEVER NEVER NEVER LET A CHIROPRACTOR TOUCH YOUR NECK.
NEVER.
what does grrl stand for? Can't find anything about it on the side and it's a weird brand name. Abrevations, atleast here in germany, are 3 letters or syllables if they are longer.
I'd rather see Paige fighting and not getting 400 surgeries between every bout
based family man bobby being treated like the king he is
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base.... not so fast noah
I ain't clicking that shit, you smelly nigger
say it out loud my dude
It's a reference to girls who growl when they get fucked.
CuckFC would be more promising to him
id rather see neither
She was technical enough to beat Shev
>there will never be another conor mcgregor
-dana white
i'm sure they can find another fighter on welfare somewhere
it doesn't make sense and 3 r after each other seem so random
just barely, in the closest fights she's had in recent years
Go to bed eddie
the company is the grrl clothing,I bet they recruit women to build a feminazi army cuz they also promote grrl power in social media
basiert
I don't have anything against Paige so i wouldn't mind, but whatever you feel brudi.
Actually, the scissor sweep was taught in Okinawan karate hundreds of years before your worthless meme jitsu existed.
is Helsinki worth visiting?
ngannou is another homeless guy who is a top contender lol
How would i know??
>i've never left Turku
When are they gonna make a ufc division for fellas like this?
Jews are not welcome to begin with
I bet Ladd growls when she gets knotted by her dogs.
gave me a good chuckle sun
Finally Henry Cejudo can cement his legacy as an undisputed triple champion
ja digga i dont hate her like some incels do, but desu shes mad injury prone and not that good in a weight division that im not that interested in
heem day
>you get in your kata pose
>get flying triangled
heh nothing personal, (larping as a gook) kid
she'll be eating through a straw after germaine is done with her
the other names were taken so they kept adding r's
marreta will fold jones like glorious nippon steel
Karate is gay
*GADOOSH*
what does "marreta" mean anyway?
Heem picks:
Jon Jones' cock vs Cejudo
Ngannou's nutsack vs Dodson
sledgehammer
based classic pornstarposter
marreta folds jones like a bounced check
Would be good to know if you can actually get choked out when someone wraps their giant cock around your neck
You now remember this.
*GADOOSH*
This. Bring back real public prostitution, istead of half assed instagram thottery
I would just kill myself.
what the FUCK
why would you post something like that, or heem.. yikes
why, if you're healthy nothing goes wrong
it explains all
holy fucking shit, sadly its in a spic country... so i can only imagine what they did to fix it
I doubt that will happen since Jones' cock will be fully hard (No USADA btw)
ENTS RISE UP
I would kill myself
that's some final destination shit, thought he was decapitated
Is instagram the new bestgore?
Fact: I'm watching all the Joannas photos while listening to summertime sadness
Alternatively, get a life
>not looking at photos of Megan Olivi while listening to Cola
Cazzie
are you gonna fight Helsinki today?
wmma instagram posting is just not the same anymore...
Who's your favorite WMMA fighter?
Rose "thug rose" Namajunas
Rose "thud lose" Namapoonas
Tonya Evinger
She was winning until she lose, unironically
I never had an instagram lol
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Moa Dern-Santos.
Literally less than a month old and already sparring with a black belt.
Did anyone of you ever buy UFC rebook gear, or do you know someone personally that did?
making Namajunas great again
Thud Rose!
Thud Rose!
Thud Rose!
What happened to her?
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All women.
how does it feel knowing you will never have my power
This is my hand ontop of an xbox controller. hand size = punching power.
I'm about to pull off one of the most iconic posts in Yea Forums history.
Don't let me stop you
Dan Shea, you live in Las Vegas but you aren't going to UFC 239? Even Mini Khabib is going.
>COW
Nigga thats a bull
some things in life only schaub can forgive
your mom
no and if me or any of my mates even saw someone in a ufc kit who wasnt a ufc fighter or trainer... id heem him personally
*loses*
how to become a manlet brehs?
Johnny Walker can beat Jon Jo-
It doesnt even look like he got hit that hard, was the branch super spiky or some shit?
motherfucker lucked out
that shit hit him like raiden in mortal combat. he's lucky he's not dead. the good news is with modern medicine faces can be sewed back on.
The tree got rubbed by a bear and got the bear rub.
if that was me i'd be pissed off someone is just standing there holding my face open filming it. get my ass on the table and sew me back up. the fuck?
Much rather die tb.h
Jon Jones vs. Thiago Santos
Amanda Nunes vs. Holly Holm
Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren
Luke Rockhold vs. Jan Blachowicz
Diego Sanchez vs. Michael Chiesa
>tfw shitposters cte
I was winning in life before I lost
Marreta
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa
front and center of espn.com
espn.com
>max showing off against ortega
>gets outboxed by dustin
Santos
Holm
GOATren
Jan
Chiesa
This is the look Jack the Ripper had, when he lunched his knife into the innocent.
Dusty is underrated imo
Ah, a fellow fan of blow the bell I see?
Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa
jack the ripper was a jew
Jones
Nunes
Ben
Cockhold
Sanchez
I'm more convinced he was finnish. How can you not become a killer when you live in this dark, nordic hellhole?
Sometimes i wish somebody would just pull the plug without warning us.
Fag. It's perfectly fine in here.
en voi hyvin
Is this what heem day looks like?
for the love of god kill yourself
That's a big hand
for you
w-what happens on heem day
This is literally anything below 185 desu lad
voi paremmin
>tfw they put the roid babby and wmma on the same card so I can just skip the whole thing
Dana bless
You get heemed for stutter posting
Russian MMA fighter Alexander Emelianenko intends to sign a contract with the promotion Bare Knuckle FC, specializing in fist fights. “An offer has been made to Alexander, negotiations are underway,” said manager Artem Kharlanov.
oispa kaljaa
i hope mark hunt signs
When picking for this do you guys pick who you WANT to win or who you THINK will win? because I think there's a difference, like I want Santos to win but I know that Jons probably wins, so who do I pick?
juoksukaljat aka running with beer for you :D
Yeah brah
>Alexander Emelianenko
I thought he's in prison but k
schaub
not cool bro
S-sorry
which one?
Yeah that one
Holy freaking based.
For me it's a hybrid. I'm pretty sure that Askren wins but I picked Horhe. Same with Santos. Bigger chance to be the ultimate pick winner with underdogs also.
Peak bum bashing.
I want him to fight Tony Lopez.
Who you think will win, but your pick also the power of prophecy. The chance of one winning increases trough /heems/ support. Choose wisely
The guy I want to win losses 80% of the time, so I bet against my boys.
Crime will stop
Kek what
Crime will triple if he get's flushed back to middleweight
Imagine fighting that ape bareknuckle, fuck me
>fight gets cancelled
Man,Tank is a beast.Not only he survives again but he's ready to bang these nurses too
how would brendan vs alex bare knuckle boxing go?
Were do flushed BK fighters go?
I'd fight Jon Jones for her lads
WBC, WBA, WBO and IBF
I thought you're just talking shit, but 50 year Tony Lopez is actually still fighting, good lord..
who?
her name is irene
It was actually a completely unirronic post
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Jan
Chiesa
I really dislike black persons
Santos
Ish Ish Ish
3 piece with soda
RockedCold
Sanchez
I got astral atack going against ChiAssa and Bones. Might as well do "whole card meme results".
Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blanchowitz
Sanchez
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Damn, Jon is so smart. Showing off that next level fight iq. This is why he’s the GOAT.
Anyone ever heard of the fighter competing at UFC 239, Chance Rencountre?
vicious upercut by the tree
Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa
Doesnt matter though all of our picks will get goofed by chiesa vs sanchez
My gaurd is unpassable
At work so I can’t watch this, can someone describe what happens?
A guy gets mauled by a tree.
pay attention in physics class
Dude shouldnt have woken up early that day
kek
Lose weight
what counts as a snack for Nigganou?
What do you do for work airplane?
Great image to represent /heem/
Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockedcold
Chiesa
>I'll have 5 heavyweight chins, please.
Sick picture actually. Reminds me of clay fighters. UFC 4 should be clay fighters.
Who is this demented Finnish poster? Why does this general always attack the worst kind of posters on this website?
I fix things. I guess you could call me a handyman of sorts
Have you seen eryk anders' wife?
Jeeeeeeeeeeesus
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>attack
Idk but FUCK Binland
Prob some proxy fag
Hey fuck you too
Try fixing your life
>fitness competitors
The Finnish poster is literally the biggest cuck and idiot in /heem/ existence.
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Santos injured and out. Rockhold in.
Lets be honest. I'm the best poster since macedernia
Cringe
Based
Cringe
Cringe
If only....
Holy shit thats crazy
rawr
What a beast
wow Mickey Rourke just put the game on another level
That’s actually pretty rude I thought we were friends
DUDE
FUCK
midlfie crisis + clenbuterol = "fitness babes"
Yoel would get dabbed on hard by any of the good lhw
oh and + fake titties
Anders should start a pornsite with his wife and call it BUMMED.COM
Lol
Name one(1) lhw that would 'dab' on yoel besides jones.
If you are a manlet that can actually get laid, your entire life is like a SS manga. I'm thinking manlets are based and we are wrong to make fun of them.
>be lanklet
>Cut down to 155
>Have to fight other cutbabbies and be weak
>Go to 205
>Have to fight 6'5 cutbabbies on roids
Is there any winning play for the lanklet?
Its true we are actually based and kino
Dlete this
No. There's no middle ground.
You could just learn to kick and become the literally goat of the UFC.
>He's still seething on insta
POST AND RATE WALKOUT SONGS
He tapped about 6 times.Khabib sees the first tap and smiles lol
Yeehaaaaa
>That split second were he second guesses whether to tap but then accepts that the battle is lost
>Reminder
>Low tier
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
>High tier
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
He realises the story has been won anyway and decides to tap
>the story has been won
Getting dropped was part of the plan?
he fake tapped before that too hoping he would release him jej
Elaborate.
Internation master of sport in goatfucking
>knockdown
>never grounded
imagine being this casual and this stupid
I am going to be thinking about that fucking split open face all day. Fuck if only that guy was a bit shorter and it hit the top of his dome and killed him. Would have been kinder
Cutbabby i am cutbabby
Kek, I kekked
Okay lets put Warwick Davis vs. Yoel Romero then genius
Can't have a redemption arc without experiencing adversity. It is the classic hero's tale.
>Getting dropped by a grandma punch from a grappler
Imagine being this moronic
Source?
JON
AMANDA
JORGE
LUKE
DIEGO
He said "anything UNDER 185"... Yoel is 185 and over. I know you guys use the metric system, but I assume they teach reading comprehension in schools over there... or has it been replaced by "World Religions" where you learn about Islam?
>feng
my nigga
Ortega-esque with that uppercut, Joe
>dropped
>never grounded
doesnt he have hepatitis wtf
So Tyrone Woodley would be a better match for Warwick?
And actually we use both Imperial and the metric system simultaneously in a rather confusing way.
COPE
Based
Erik anders and his wife are now my most fav fight couple
>Flag
Lol get dabbed on
>Rio on the 6th
Robert 'The Reaper' Whittaker
Reminder that Kamarudeen POOsman had his back taken by Maia and was about to get strangled to death before the ref saved his life.
The Warwick post was a shit post, not even worth replying to... but yeah, I'd actually like to see Warwick vs. T-Wood if I'm being completely honest.
Bobby “Knuckles” “Bobby Knuckles” Whittaker
>an army of arabs and africans country of 80+mil people
Vs
>4 milion homogenous ethnic croat dinaroid slavs
We fought brave and we got reffed too
We STRONK
((They)) would never let us win cos of our skin tone
>knockdown
>repeatedly posts evidence of not getting knocked down
negative digit iq
>Goobster challenged Floyd with the bottle kick thing
/box/ in complete shambles, they can't get a break
Wouldn’t mind seeing some of her nudes. She looks like she’d have a messed up strange from all of her virgin ‘bating nights tho.
I wanna see TWood kick Warwick Davis in the head
bobito knucksley the weaper wittikeh
>when you have 0 head movement
You can only blame yourself for it
Artem Lobov was the guy who finally ended /box/ once and for all. They will literally never recover. Artem will unironically be the GOAT forever because of that.
post yfw thiago santos shoots jon jones in the head
Mcgregor won that exchange. He was making a read and retreated before being knocked down.
is getting flushed by Adesanya
friendship with lipski ended
ribas is my new hue wife
JBJ is a lanklet
>and we got reffed
Oh no no no lol shoulda been 5-1. They even gave you a free pity goal.
>tfw Warwick ankle picks Woodley and locks in the heel hook
AAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDD NEEEEEWWWWW!!!!
I want to see T Wood move up and be an alternate for when Paulo or Yoel inevitably pulls ouy
le 30 year old prospect is getting heemed
>swings like a maan the entire first two rounds, looking to KO with each shot
absolutely based and redpilled on his part
heem day draws near
Ah yes, because Santos has always been an accurate technician and not a retarded brawler. Bet the farm on Jonny boy
Ooga booga
kick heem day off with a bang
CTE'd permadeleted literally no guts having permainjured Aussie is getting styled on by the stylebender and sent to the flushed factory to work with Toilet Till and Toilet Thompson
Let’s see if I have any fans out here...
DONT FEAR ME!...
Oh come on baby, don’t fear me fear the consequences.
You lost the WC roflol
Jones is going to get retired on /heem/ day by Santos... will end up doing a podcast with Schaub called "Pizza and The Crust".
Israel Adesanya the last sodomizer is older than Costa, Gastelum, and Whittaker.
He just has such potent autist energy people assume he is a zoomer.
He's like 6'4 and on roids and also a cutbabby.
this is the funniest AND the most brutal KO of all times
god bless jon jones
EYE WANNA FIGHCHS IN BRASCHEEL
Huh?
Can Colby beat Lawler? Give me your thawlts
shut up faggot niggerlover leave the croat be
>he doesn’t know about heem’s official youtube channel
gee whizz talk about being a caz
>barely scrapes by 54 year old with scotch taped tooth picks for legs
j-jon jones im c-coming for you..... w-when im r-ready
yes all day long
Aylmfao xd
Ur best player is croatian
Ur best evghand coach is croatian
Ur best ufc hw is croatian
Need i say more my sweet child?
Ps ur opinion on footy is irrelevant
God bless you whatever you are
*wins*
Seething slug
You could not live with your own failures and where did that bring you?
>I like khabib
>want to see jon heemed so bad but know the 70IQ favela nigger will get picked apart and dominated
MOMIE MOMIE I PULL OUT OF FIGHTY WIGHTY ON FIGHTY WIGHTY DAY
B-B-B-B-B-BECUZ MY TUMMY WUMMY WUMBLES ARE VEWY VEWY HUWTIES ON FIGHTY WIGHTY DAY
WE FOUND OUT ON FIGHTY WIGHTY DAY DAT MY TUMMY WUMMY WUMBLES IS TOO MANY OUCHIES SO WE CAN’T FIGHT SOOOOOOWWWYYYYY
>lawler “loses”
>they give him a less competent version of his last opponent
punished robbie will heem, flush, and delete him
>Ur best ufc hw is croatian
Um sweetie?
You do all realize that soccer is literally a girl sport, correct?
>Khabib smesh!
>3 piece and a soda!!
>DAD CERRONE!!!
>If my foot wasn't fake broken I totally wouldn't have tapped
I invented Toilet Tyron
>BOOM ROASTED
>Champ Shit Only
They be thinkin they rustelin jimmies but they playin themself
Forgive them father cos they be trippin
DC, Krylov, Reyes and Santos all beat him my man
>Reyes
>Krylov
>Santos
Do you have CTE?
*Loses*
Tony Ferguson will never be the undisputed UFC champion for a day in his life. Deal with it.
I dont understand why people support this b tier autistic sonic memes
Someone explain whats happening
what in the fuck
”I’d love to beat up Adesanya,” Santos told reporters during UFC 237 in Brazil. “I don’t think he’s a nice guy. I would love to fight him. I don’t know, the times I’ve met him… I don’t know, we didn’t get along. The energy, I don’t know. I can’t explain. Same thing with (Michael) Bisping. I’m like that, I feel the person’s energy. I have nothing to say about him. If he’s a bad person or not, I don’t know. But we didn’t get along.”
>Reyes
surely you jest with us
Arab anime > japanese anime
based
What the fuck is this? There are so many holy shit.
post your walkout song
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Blachowicz
Chiesa
Santos walks him down and gases him out Reyes keeps it at distance making Yoel never find his range and Krylov his just stylistically a bad match up for him.
You're delusional and CTE'd. Most likely a 205er
sam would run through the hw division
oh for sure the guy who got out struck by Bumson is a beast 1 hunnie percent
Is Yadong Song a good bantamweight?
When did that fight happen?
Theodorou would destroy pooel
Checked and cringed
Luke Rockhold
Episode 1 of Pizza and The Crust starring Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub and Jon "Bones" Jones will be streaming live Sunday, July 7th on iTunes. In this episode, the boys will discuss Jon's recent loss to Thiago Santos, whether eating "cheat foods" like tiramisu and pizza is a good idea during fight week, and the long term effects of CTE on the human brain.
Where did these Scandinavian losers come from? Literally 0 good fighters from the effeminate capital of the world
Based gaydar
Isn't mmm gay banned in Norgay?
Are you gay?
Useful video for the rare dork who isn’t obese here
youtu.be
youtu.be
Not from Scandinavia
based, i've been meaning to post some wonderembeddeds
Lesnar is clearly a fin.
got heemed in training today lads. dude front kicked me right under the chin, lights out
german apparently
In many ways, you won the story of the spar.
Did you drop and stand up or were you really out
Ready to accept the mantle of "toilet"?
i was out bro, woke up on my back feeling like i'd just gone on a bender
y-yeah =(
Brokki Lasnarnen
Yeah, his videos are pretty good. I’ll get bored of them soon though I’m sure and will just pick and choose. Stuff like the stretching routine are 10/10 content
Fuck it, shit happens
good thing you didnt get injured, better in sparring than in the streets
Chin up, wink wink
Sparring is for retards. This nigga got CTE for no reason
why the fuck do you retards still spar like this? you have a set number of heems much like a woma has a set number of eggs. to use them up in training is fucking tarded. You should practice set ups, whiff punishes, and movement in sparring. Not "lets fight bro" goddamn retards
I invented Toilet user.
lol
Leave toilet user alone you lazzy fat fucks
hmmm imagine the smell
why would that nigger front kick you in sparring
stab him
this, srsly what a twat. the dude should have just aimed for your chest or at least pull the kick when he is about to land.
That would be a phenomenal fight actually
>not an eyepoke
unironically want to achieve this mode, but without the acne and shit.
he heems genderbender pretty easily
...
new thread--->
actual new thread
unless your name is xande ribiero i call bs
heemself
Jones
Nunes
Askren
Blachowicz
Chiesa