Can we get an F guys
>herrera OUT
>Brahimi OUT
>Casillas OUT
>Marega and Aboubakar OUT
>Alex Telles OUT
>Militão OUT
Can we get an F guys
This. FC Porto is finished now and forever, it will probably be relegated this very season, it will never recover and Benfica will win the Quadruple this season, the league undefeated and without ties, plus nine more leagues in a row, and Jota will be Ballon d'Or 2020 and the world' most expensive transfer for 500M£
>Livaković IN
Do yourselves a favor and sign El Flaco Martinez already
This but unironically.
OH NO NO NO NO PFHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yikes. Porto is doomed
meanwhile benfica got 126m for a zoomer shitter
porco is finished
how will we beat this bros?
Foda-se
With this
>sell all your players
>sell the club
>enjoy your retirement on your own island group
VILLAS BOAS IN
He's already in Marselha
cona da mãe, se esta época com aquela equipa foi fodida, imaginem a próxima
>sporting
>sagres
who fucked up?
fuck
>FC Porto sells a bunch of important players in the summer of 2017 and buys practically nobody, at least nobody truly essential that season
>wins the league anyway
Thanks for the concern, we are fine
No you aren't. You can't even sign players nor keep your players
>w-we're f-fine
YIKES
I read that Casillas is back for pre-season.
Apparently he wants to die on the pitch.
I wish
its ok. porto has top doctors
>porto dies
>boavista rises from the ashes to win 10 league in a row
>wins the league with 96 red cards
>beats liverpool 9-6 in the cl final, 2 reds from boavista, 5 injured from liverpool
>boavista get banned from europe for winning to hard
Crash the club entirely by hiring Madjer as coach
You couldn't even rise your own dick to fuck Sara Sampaio in the arse
S E E T H I N G
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>Boavista will be the most relevant team of the Invicta in your lifetime
loving this timeline
Is this /tugao/? I kinda miss it lads
ok, now flamengo officially can beat any portuguese team
Fan of futsal now, lads. When is the NT playing? Is Ricardinho still playin?
so, where are the photos please?
vidas.pt
>itt: moors falling for media trying to disrupt Porto as usual
meanwhile trainings have begun with the kids and theyre looking great
also the window only closes in september or something like that, enough time to buy someone good if we need them
dont worry about us, worry trying to catch when we sprint for the title
Porto IS finished
Rent free, stop seething
portobros have you heard anything about sergio oliveira coming back to PAOK?
You post this like Buffon, Guedes and Mangala would be good signings.
>Ngubu in
He is staying at porto, thanks for developing him
Enjoy getting 5th place with Abel. Sell vieirinha ASAP so he won't share your decline
we must try really hard to be 5th, maybe play all matches with 9 players. isnt Abel as good as they say? and who do you think is better, abel, martins from olympiakos or cardoso from aek?
nice
whens the first jesus match?
In 9 days
>make thread about the next champions
>acuses others of seething
you can only dream of supporting a club as chad as mine lmao
>alou porto
>le no CF and no segundo volante team
Black cat: porto
White cat: benfica
Roger Guedes is good la. And young enough for Porto to jew bigger clubs.
>Portuniggs in charge of knowing colors
Abel is the best in that list. Since Abel doesn't have a preferred team in your league, you should be good.
>Slips 7 point lead loses 2 finals against sporting
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kys tripeiro Porto é merda
>slips the entire triple at the 92nd minute twice
>Loses against Portimonense with two own goals
>loses against Sporting in the semis
>can't defeat Gonçalo Paciência
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Wins league
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dont worry, will win the next one, with actual sporting merit
Yes please come get Marcano
the finals were plain bad luck, but the league wasnt sliped, it was bought
sliping implies an unusual number of lost points, normally in a short period of time (like liverpool in 2014 or you lot in 2013), nothing of the sort happened
benfica just refballed hard enough to not lose a normal number of points, besides bribing teams to lose, the usual shithousery the Porto fights through in order to win
Take a load of this faggot
>Implying porco doesn't bribe referees
user I...
we don't lmao, post proof
also >muh 90s
you lot were as bad if not worse, just shit at doing it, and it doesnt mean shit to what happens today
Porto always wins because were the best, would succeed in europe if that wasnt the case
only a faggot if your mom's a man
What kind of sick fuck makes these?
Reminder that Sporting is the neutral team in Liga Noz. Do they finally have a chance to win the title? The new manager did a good job this season
Only a very slim chance.
smerding is the laughing stock team
Bit gay.
>muh refball
Wait wasn't Nakajima basically confirmed?
That is Porto now
Post proof of anyone bribing refs then. I can get you Sporting with Cashball, Porto with apito dourado, but with benfica ll you have is them picking the refs.
Fuck you since 2004
Cry more, SuperDepor
Monaco.
carpet bomb portugal
Even worse, Monacunt
What' the matter, the cute girl at Nando's wouldn't suck your cock?