/hoc/

On time

abolish government

Milwaukee would be a great NHL city desu

t. laffs fan

>wah wah why can't we sign every player to MLB level contracts?

what was panarin thinking??

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Based big market user

Take a look at my flag idiots. What makes you think I'm a leafs fan

agree with this sentiment

who offer sheets who next

there is some faggot burger who deep throats the laffs every opportunity he gets

>americans can't support the laffs
>canadians can't move to the USA

Woweee

Reminder panarin took the LOWEST offer to play for the team he wanted to be with

Can't wait for the disappointment a week from now.

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>tfw >my team not included in the mimi

>After taxes, Panarin should make roughly $77 a game.

hasbs offer Marner when Aho gets matched

That won't happen for a week.
Do you think that nobody else will try an offer sheet before then?

>almost 12 mil
>lowest
*presses X*

either way you got cucked

You should be jumping for joy. We've gone full Russian and Finnish. Cant wait for comfy game threads with Finns and Russian Instagram Thots. Last year was dire, but now we actually have something. There is going to be like 5 Russians on the team next year. Why you heft to be mad?

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>7 /hoc/ threads
Proud of you dumb assholes

Doing a bing stinky islels lads

based off of absolutely nothing, im going to say no.

Based retard not paying attention today

Reminder that Aho will be a UFA at 26 and walk from the Relocanes

I'm confused right now as to why Canes fans are mad at us right now? We just helped out their superstar to get a contract closer to what he wanted (obviously they match).
And from the sounds of it, some of the fan base isn't overly fond on their front office right now. We did them a double whammy favour.
Also, disregard anything I just said if they don't match because that would be both awesome and hilarious.

>HE wanted
lad....

I wanted him to tear shit up with Barzal

2020 PLAYOFFS!

Pacific
1. Flames
2. Sharks
3. Coyotes

Central
1. Jets
2. Avalance
3. Blues

WC
1. Stars
2. Knights

The West is super weak.

Atlantic
1. Bolts
2. Leafs
3. Bruins

Metro
1. Islanders
2. Capitals
3. Hurricanes

WC
1. Penguins
2. Habs

Imagine him walking to Montreal

reminder that aho signed the offer sheet
he wants out

frogs in absolute shambles

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tsn doesnt like the bob signing long term

93890680
Quality bait guaranteed yous

>Jets

Nah.

1 Avs
2 Blues
3 Stars

Predators in the WC.

>Part 4 of the Laffs implosion will be on their home ice this time
Fucking glorious. Riots in Brampton when?

loyer gratuit

he went where his gf wanted to go because hes a beta cuckold
she'll be smashing tyrone every game night

I told you guys Gary sent me the script last night. I told you guys you'd be floored by what happened.

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>Leafs

With what defence?

I can see that. Especially with the Knights and Sharks imploding in this offseason.

Habs will be offer sheeting Point

Price, Aho, and Point all share the same agent; This entire scenario has been by the agent's design to maximize his clients' payouts

He's like 30 and it's a 7 year contract, seems pretty shit

with the muzz

Idk, the Canes will have relocated by that point, it's prbbaly just Raleigh he wants out of.

He was a Doughty babby

He will tear shit up.with Kakko, Kravstov Buchnevich and Puljujarvi

>canes match
>fail to make playoffs next season
>team loses money
>Dundon sells
>team gets relocated to Quebec

pulju will be a cane
it is known

Panarin, Giorgiev, Buchnevich and Namestnikov. Who is the fifth?

based insider user. will anything interesting happen before the start of the season?

>The West is super weak.
just wait until chad physical western champion sexually batters the virgin manlet tranny eastern champion

>Canes can't match a 10M offer
>Canes still won't match a 8.5M offer
>Canes can't pay the signing bonus YOU ARE HERE
>Canes will trade Aho to Montreal after 1 year
>Aho will sign in Montreal after 5 years
>Aho will win the cup in Montreal
>Aho will retired in Montreal

And so would begin a godly rivalry between Cockniemi and Aho

>not moving to saguenay to troll quebec

Kravtsov

>tfw no more three vowel-man

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domi-point-tatar
drouin-aho-gallagher
byron-kotkaniemi-armia

fucking BASED

No one. Offer sheets are a meme. Aho one is habs doing them a favour. Easy match and the gm even laughs about it publicly talking about how he wont have to negotiate all summer now.

Gms and owners are a colluding racket. Its like marleau getting bought out - literally no reason to buy him out, but did it for the leafs and sharks. Could have easily paid him to play and been a better team for it. Instead paying him to play somewhere else now.

Preds haven't been outside the playoffs since 2012-2013. I don't think this is the year that happens.

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can a Finnish person learn French?

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>shitlanders
>first place
>hurrishits
>making the playoffs
>shitguins
>making the playoffs
>shithers
>missing the playoffs

I haven't bothered with the Pacific because all you need is some warm bodies and you're in playoff contention. Shit, I can see the Canucks make it in this year.

les nordiques de kanawake

>not a single center
Yeah, it's over already

how will the twink survive in nig jersey

Fuck Canada, fuck the habs, fuck Aho, and FUCK french

Gary only sent me details about free agency. I will try to get some dirt later on.

Kravstov at forward, and a chance of Rykov on D. Hell Shestorkin might even get a game or two in net. They qll came over this year.

Oh please, we said that think about the Ducks, who are now in the shithole and have no forseeable future getting out

Can't wait to introduce Aho to the delicacies de chez nous.

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We need more Russians in the NHL desu

Zibanajed, Chytil, Anderson, Howden.

They were low balling aho, now they gotta sign a shit tier contract, UFA at 26

Preds aren't as fucked cap-wise.

If they suck later, they can just bomb the entire core.

Randy absolutely boiling

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>skinner
>hayes
>tanev
LOL

Bergevin got him worked up in a shoot

Why do people believe the jackets won’t make the playoffs? They had almost the same exact team minus saad and bob in 2016-2017

>Panarin GONE
>Duchene GONE
>Bobrovsky GONE
how will CBJ ever recover?

no goaltendies = no more free points
no top line = no more scoring

unless lehner wants to work in ohio for cheap ur fucked (nobody wants to work in ohio)

>half top3 GONE
>starting tendie GONE
>almost the same exact team

This years free agenzy frenzy has NOT disappointed
Holy hell

Lehner is a system babby. Biggest red flag.

>no top line
Are you saying Anderson-Dubois-Atkinson isn’t a good line?
Jackets also have Elvis

>zuccarello
just LOL

Because the rangers, devils, and flyers got better. The islanders and jackets and canes got worse.

guys i think randy actually left the thread

2016-2017 top line was literally saad-wennberg-Atkinson
Fuck right off

was this the most highest paid free agency ever already?

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"I told him when I was talking to him that he's like a lizard, the way a lizard takes his tongue and sticks it as far as it does and retrieves what it was trying to do." — GM Paul Fenton on @Zuccarello36
twitter.com/mnwild/status/1145790427540414466

>jackets got worse
Still better than flylols and greece
Also >RAGS

Only for goalies. Collectively it just feels like there have been more.

churchofkakko.com/commandments/

Have you joined yet /hoc/?

>aho was actually looking for more than $9m/year but dundon laughed at him

>Flyers got better

As a Flyers fan, I don't think we got better by leaps and bounds. Hayes, Nisky, and Braun only fill holes.

kakko can play center after learning the ropes in the nhl

>tfw your team didnt fuck up signing bloated retarded contracts

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Enjoy Tyler Myers.

I catch anyone wearing that dogshit in Philly and it's all hands.

>$6 million

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that sounds more like Bulju

Bulju needs to become an MVP so the normies will notice his tongue skills than just /hoc/ autists

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RANDY ARE YOU OKAY, YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY RANDY RANDY ARE YOU OKAY, YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY RANDY RANDY ARE YOU OKAY, YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY RANDY

Flyers maybe. They are always iffy. But they tangibly made moves to at least *try* and improve.

Rangers are miles ahead of where they were at the end of the season. No argument.

Devils are legit improved with Hughes, Subban and the other nig, tho they have suspect goaltending.

Meanwhile the Jackets have no goaltending, and Blue Jacket fans are about to learn a very tough lesson when they dont have a goalie standing on his head every night in a Tortorella system.

>You now remember NYR offer sheeting Joe Sakic for 17M$ in 1997

just tell me which corner

We'll have to wait and see if Myers is the new 6 gorillion dollar man

t. tRump

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what did he means by this?

>tfw the flames sign a nobody but he's a hometown boy who beat cancer you have to pretend like you really care

Go Davidson I guess

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I do. I still have a poster from that era with Messier and Gretzky and the caption is "New Yorks Finest."

It's 6M AAV over 5 years and we dont have to protect him from Seattle. He is the perfect bait because Seattle will 100% take him if we aren't interested in protecting him. He's already one of our best defenders, play him in offensive zone starts and on the PP and we're good. His contract doesn't hurt us at all.

Of Philly?

It's Philly. Think about it.

at least he is an actual nhl defensemen instead of garbage like mdz/BADbranson

Del Zotto just won a cup show some respect

Where does suzuki fit in?

Are we still laughing at Randy?

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Cool cool. How'd you come by it?

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This cringe reddit shit is why I fucking hate all other >rags fans

Torts is a good coach why does everyone think he’s bad

which team has regressed the most so far thiss offseason?

He wears out his welcome

>stay scared m8

Columbus or penguins

Too hot outside lads

what the hell?

hurricanes, jackets, sharks

my balls are quite sweaty

Blue Jackets

He hasn’t yet in Columbus if anything he’s well liked and well received

give it a sniff

because he is bad

Because he's shit

I got it for my birthday that year when i was 12 or so. They also gave me one after they won the cup in 1994 that is a picture of everyone hugging along the boards and the caption just says "FINALLY!"

I have alot of NYR trinkets from that era. Zoomer fucks will never understand what it was like to be a fan of a team with zero television coverage and waking up everyday to read the box score in the newspaper and seeing tie after tie after tie and missing the playoffs for 7 years, because the playoffs were the only time they were on tv unless they were playing a canadian team. I vividly remember Ryan Vandenbusch knocking out Nick Kypreos and Kypreos smashing his head on the ice and the blood pooling and his career over.

Well, cya.

Is that why every good player you had that could leave did?
Tired of your act, Ted.

And Pouliot. Our opening night blueline this past season was

Edler - Tanev
MDZ - Stecher
Pouliot - Gudbranson.

Probably the worst defense in the league. We've upgraded our defense big time. Hughes, Myers, Benn are all better than the above. I'm a little sad about Ben Hutton going but he really only got so much playing time because the rest of our defense was trash.Our opening night defense will probably be something like

Edler - Tanev
Myers - Hughes
Benn - Stecher
Biega

Compare those two lineups and tell me that the 6 million spent wasn't completely worth it. We also got Woo and Juolevi who may still pan out to be serviceable players.

if carolina doesn't pay up, carolina

otherwise cbj

holy shit rags fans are gay

But he isn’t

shut up chambers you already gave up your rags license when you bandwagoned to the laffs

t. Tampon gay

Jamie Benn was the 7 D in mtl

Russians love New York they wasn’t staying no matter what
Duchene is just a fag
The only player he doesn’t like it here is dzingel

Delusional faggots

Nobody likes it there, partially because the coach is an angry manlet and a confirmed dog fucker

Nah, never happened.

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rags wont accomplish shit till they
LICK
THE
BENCH

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is Myers stoned as fuck rn?

>nobody likes it there
>everyone buys into his mantra
Dumbass

jackets

they pretty much went all in last year though

don't lie to me you little shit

Why does Myers sound like a giant retard

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Because you either buy into it or get run out of town.

These sluts fuck a whole hockey team.

>everyone buys into his mantra
except all the best players on the team that just left.

>we also got literally whoo and literally wholevi
l m a o

>myers is unprotected for expansion draft
bretty good

New York is going to be swarming with them

It’s not because of torts you mentally ill man child

Trip on 36mcdoubles

we all knew it was gonna happen but I respect the balls
sweeping tampa gay was worth it

You have to like your coach to buy into it

He's a totally fine player and much better than 3/6 of our defenseman last year. He is on par with Hutton, maybe a bit worse.

jett woo had 66 points in 62 games in his draft +1 year, he's still 18. for reference bowen byram had 71 points in 67 games as a 17 year old in his draft year

Of course the teds installed the sign backwards and confused anyone trying to move out of Ohio

t. Tampon gay

«C’est un joueur qui veut venir à Montréal. Il n’était pas obligé d’accepter. Il a vu notre offre et notre groupe de jeunes, et il souhaite faire partie de ça. On est fier, mais il y a une période d’attente [de sept jours], a déclaré Bergevin

"He's a player that wants to come to Montreal. He wasnt obligated to accept. He saw our offer and our group of young players, and he wishes to be a part of this. We're proud, but there's a waiting period (7 days)"

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>torts is a good coach because he yells a lot

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Genuine kek

Probably because my brother just moved there.

kek
>absolutely seething
just like your shit coach
twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/1125596745629667328

Aho is staying in Raleigh and there is NOTHING french canada can do about it

Panarin, Kakko, Trouba, and Fox

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uhhh have the soilers done literally anything so far aside from get threatened by bulju by saying he's gonna fuck off to yurop

LICK

>free agency is essentially ever
>real offseason months incoming

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youtube.com/watch?v=lOUH7WZep9M
Torts can be pretty based sometimes too

Which team will be the biggest surprise next year?

I'm going with the Kangz

Honestly, fuck the devils.

reminder that chambers bandwagoned to the laffs, he's no longer a rags fan. if he says he is, tell him to fuck off

they're gonna give their first round pick to the >rags for a year of chris kreider probably

>Asks Goalie to do everything
>Preaches shot blocking from his lines
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER

good surprise or bad surprise

Absolutely based offseason

They bought out Sekara for no reason

they swapped talbot for smith
the battle of albortia is gonna be heated this year

Honestly, I gotta agree with ya. Fuck Newark especially.

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Why would Aho care so much about Montreal?

loyer gratuit

2+ months till training camps, 3 months to actual games

had a battle of alborta in my toilet last night, lad

Its an absolutely retarded system, yes.

*has window extended in your path due to incompetent front offices within the division*
we just can't stop winning pongschads

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getting a chub just thinking about it. Also Shestyorkin is around to finally start taking over for Lundqvist

see

did it make the playoffs or exit in the first round

"I am seething"

Do you really think any Devils fans live in Newark or give a fuck about Newark? Its only where they play, all the fans live int he suburbs not that nigger infested hell hole

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BASED
>rags

a swift first round flush

doesn't mean shit. if i wanted to go to a devils game, i'd have to at least drive into newark. also they had the lowest TV ratings this season, literally no actual fans

devils fans aren't allowed to say the n word with a hard r anymore

For me, it’s Lakewood NJ

Where is that brown skinned cocaine addict anyways

can we laugh at the teds?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Shestyorkinwill most likely start the season in the ahl, and stay there unless something goes really wrong with Lundqvist/Georgie combo. He said as much himself during the prospect camp last week, he needs time to adjust to the smaller rink.

We really lucked out with Georgiav. We can either keep him or flip him like we did Talbot and Raanta. Either way we have 2 outstanding goalie prospects behind Lundqvist.

Benoit Allaire is a God.

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=xdYWN7ZQATo

hopefully suban will drown in the ocean as well

What have the Canes done so far? Havent been paying much attention.

>Teds
>Finnish General Managing

wow im shocked

Getting flexed on by big french cock Marc Bergevin right now

They would be long gone if they didnt rig the draft fot them every other year. Blame the NHL

Im not a Devils fan, just live in NJ. Im a Rangers fan

Traded away all their goalies and didnt sign one.

Well they weren't exactly great goalies desu

It reads like an iffy translation of "bunch of jerks."

They didn't trade them away, they both became UFAs.

Lehner to the hawks

literally why
also why are the bolts trading domingue

>also why are the bolts trading domingue
Because they signed McElhinney.

>replacing domingue with mcelhinney
>he's 9 years older
What the FUCK is tampa doing?

>declines 2yr/10million from nyi
>accept 1ry/5million from chi
isleshits btfo AGAIN

>5 mil
OH FUCK NO BOWMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>1 year
oh ok

>Isles actually offered twice the money and term and he still chose a 1 year deal

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Why does no one want to play for the islanders?

>canes

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How badly must the Islanders' management have pissed him off behind the scenes?

too many weebs on long island

Why would you ever want to play for the third class team in a three team market?

the younger generation doesnt like boomer lou

Why would they want to?

why

what area do they even play in?

new york

they keep the SUV literally in the building to drive their players to the airport

Sautner and Fantenburg for depth as well Sautner might beat beiga for the 7th Defense spot

uhhhhhhhhhhhh
so next year, huh?

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I don't know, I don't work in their front office.
I guess the liked what they saw from McElhinney last year better than what they saw from Domingue. Maybe they see how goalie tandems are changing in the league, and they see McElhinney as capable of being more of a 1b than a #2 goalie.

>varlamov

Sad

>stupid weeb poster was worried last night that they'd sign bob and panarin and lose lehner
>currently don't have any of them
rough day

Who can stop them?

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Gary

see you in the fall, /hoc/

O'REILLY HAS A STANLEY CUP

CELEBRATE

NOOKLIAR VINTER

reminder

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>Lehner goes to Chicago
>Mrazek immediately re-signs with Carolina
Goalie market's drying up.

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Center depth

more like who can their goalie stop

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rags goaltending

Phew just made it

Lund

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And now Varlamov signs with the Islanders.

How does it feel knowing your franchise player wants the fuck out?

>rags

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>7 years for matt duchene
damn

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>rags

*cellies*

who

>Mrazek's back

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idk mine just likes sluts

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at least >we don't have to worry about mrazek now

Never saw this one before

For me it's a blindside hit and pretending i didn't see him.

Did McDavid make the mistake of resigning with the Oilers?

He just wants the 5-year term so that he can get paid more, sooner, just like Matthews. Even if they end up staying with their teams, they can use the threat of walking as a UFA to demand a bigger salary.
That 5-year term is the one thing that Aho has been pushing for during the contract negotiations, and the offer sheet gives him a guaranteed way of getting that.

>aho actually signed the offer sheet
randy btfo

8.5 per for a 21 year old Finnish shitter. No wonder Pulju wants out.

>mfw have to wait for autumn before i can ever look at the stars again

>that bobrovsky contract
What the freaking heck??

Who can stop the Blues?
>Rookie tendie with a Cup
>Team is intact and easily has cap space to resign Maroon and Bennington

So either Bennington becomes shit in his 2nd year, or the Blues are repeating

time for one (1) single tasty cold beer lads

Holy shit TSN has some hot takes and by hot I mean hot shit.

How can you stop at just one?

>Flyers
>Got better
Pick one you delusional leaf.

like what lad

I don't mind the blues, but they'll probably lose in the 2nd or WCF

by only putting one in the fridge

*snap*

>he drinks Canadian Molsen

t. jackets fan

Still no where near as bad as that nearly 50 million 7 year Hayes Contract. And people wonder why the Flyers are still a joke

the canadian economy has skyrocketed the price of beer, a 6-pack is now approximately $200 USD

did any team regress harder than the poo jackets today?

Nice Columbus just on the border

carolina

rate my takes
>hawks make it to conference finals
>avs reach the finals
>flyers first round exit after wildcard
>habs conference finals
>florida doesn't make the playoffs
>rags don't make the playoffs
>devols make the playoffs by taking the leafs' wildcard spot last minute

What's hilarious about TSN is everhone is white except for one token jew and he looks and talks like a stereotype

>lose duchene
>lose bobrovsky
>lose panarin
>no draft picks
>still stuck with torts
Yah they're fucked.

MONTREAL GOT AHO HOLY FUCK

Yeah, hurricanes and jets

>no draft picks
>still have great prospects
>have best goaltender prospects

not yet bub

not really but the jets and leafs don't have any dmen anymore

islels and jykets fell off a cliff but flyers and >rags immediately filled their spots

6/7 I don't have any faith in jersey and hughes will bust

they're gonna take a gigantic hit financially and probably from a morale standpoint because of Aho signing the offer sheet but they'll probably match it anyway so I don't think they've actually lost anything besides McBoomer

>PROOOOOOOSPECTS
>SAVE OUR FRANCHISE

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Yes yet bud
FUCK THOSE HURRINIGGERS

that's not how it works user

Artemi Panarin
Sergei Bobrovsky
Matt Duchene
Ryan Dzingel
Adam McQuaid
Keith Kincaid
Vitaly Abramov
Jonathan Davidsson
Anthony Duclair
2019 First Rounder
2019 4th/7th
2020 2nd
2021 2nd

ALL GONE

>TEDS

notable regressers of the day:
>canes
>blue jackets
>penguins
>jets
>devils
>panthers
>predators

notable successors of the day:
>habs
>rangers

Who am I missing?

leafs are just as well off on the blue line as they were before desu

their celebrations are gonna be bittersweet and full of melancholy next year

Jackets still have a good core
Better than flylels

So if Aho resigns with the teds are all frogs obligated to commit ritualistic suicide?

>Draft a future star goalie
>Pay Bob 10mil a year for 7 years
Not sure I get this kind of logic

add sharks and blots to regressors

>spain
>/hoc/

lol

how did the preds regress? they swapped one overrated shit for another

>with the teds
pay attention man

Yeah, the Jets sure regressed today. They lost Tyler Myers AND Brandon Tanev.

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>we're still better than the flyers
Glad you are tempering your expectations

The Charlotte Checkers got absolutely gutted, though.

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HOLY FUCK THAT WOULD BE BASED

At least they made it to 2nd round

bringing in street culture is pretty much guaranteed to make taylor hall want to stay tbqh

Jackie’s have so much money right now they should offer sheet point

and hayes and lemieux

Switch goalies every time a goal is scored against until one of them learns how to stop everything

>Jets window already shut
hhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Alec Martinez.

Can’t wait until next season to see MY jackets BTFO /hoc/

i'll miss lehner, but hopefully varlamov can suit well. it hurts to lose him but who knows. I dislike the hawks but I hope he succeeds there. at least this time the captain didnt leave

still a failure of a day not to land panarin

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oh yea with what picks ted

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yeah with players that are now gone

I think that the expectation would be that Knight will still be developing during the first half of Bobrovsky's contract, then ready to split more starts with him later on, and then developed enough to be in a 1a/1b with Bob or even take over the starter's role from him by the end of Bob's 7-year contract.

imagine the seethe from tampa after getting their top RFA poached by the team that swept them in the first round

They also lost Andrew Ladd and Evander Kane.

Next poster to get repeating digits might get a gf tomorrow

Grats Sven

You guys replaced lehner with varlamov?
Holy shit what are you guys even doing?

93892511
filter'd & hidden'd

He said next poster, ie. me

who is this slut

Varlamov is terrible. Especially in comparison to Lehner. Get ready to go right back to riding Greiss into the ground again.
I have no idea what your management did to scare away Lehner, but they fucked up on this one.

varlamov isnt terrible, but I guess the idea is to double tandem with griess like last year. Its for 4 years though so they're committed to him. maybe its a way to get sorokin here I dunno. watch him win the masterton next season

They have a 1,2 and 3

Thanks, but I did say the next poster. So this guy -> :)

cfl action about to start

My god the Finn man would be so based

Ladd's a dumn fag. Left the team to win with ChiCongo and fucking lost LMAO

i sleep

Panarin for the win
HE SCORES
RANGERS WIN IN BROOKLYN IN OVERTIME
AND THE CROWD ERUPTS IN PURE JOY

>isn't terrible
Those are not terrific qualifications

not my loins, don't care

Stop, I can only get so hard

LUNDQVIST ONE ON ONE WITH HIM
HE SHOOTS AND HE SCOOOOORRRESSSS
M
S
G
IS ABSOLUTELY QUIET
>RAGS

But they also aren't terrible.

Is absolute nonsense the habs are allowed to cheat the FA system like this

MY LOINS :)

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? GAME 42 OF THE REGULAR SEASON IS IN THE BAG
COYOTES IN SHAMBLES

my loins :)))

Based

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Who's in goal for the Isles?

Beautiful evening out gentz. Cigar on the porch, and some hockey chat

1-10 how did (You)r team do so far?

Let’s all laugh at the Isles and their greasy fans
No one wants to play there
HAHAHAHAHA

>unironically thinking the preds regressed
Duchene is overrated but he'll have more of a positive impact than keeping Subban. Simmonds is gone. Turris is going to be out the door soon too. Nothing is indicating regression

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based indeed

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varlamov/griess
retardja

varlamov and greiss

COPE
Enjoy irrelevancy again :)

Plus Taylor Swift likes them.

My cock is so god damn hard

I think we finally cleared the cap ceiling.

Remember yesterday when they thought they were getting Panarin and/or Bob. Eat shit you smug fucks

and i will enjoy that irrelevancy when this team silently wins the metro

except >you literally regressed last year and nothing is showing that slowing down soon

>two SHIT teams
Disappointing

OFFICAL TEAMS NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY FOR POWER RANKINGS

1. SOILERS
2. JEST

POWERGAP

3. ANYTHING IN OHIO

>get twitter notifications from team
>every reply:
>"w-well even if they match Aho will be ours in 2025"
>"b-based Bergevin 4D chess"
>t. Jean-Luc-Paul Mouiouiouilaruoioux
we even got the better Suzuki brother

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where are the isles

mine doesn't work anymore

we didnt though....It was a literal possibility but I didnt say "DUDE HOLY SHIT ARTEMI PANARIN IS AN ISLANDER!" like some retarded ontario bitch who does youtube videos on sportsnet

Seth Jones is the best defenseman in hockey

Shant be watching NFL minor league

no pk subban is

Thinking about bulju again?

but he's black so you hate him

he's gonna leave soon too

What went wrong

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He’s got 4 years left and he’s gonna be captain next year
He’s not going Anywhere
He’s also gonna resign the year before he’s a UFA for 8 years

T A M P E R I N G

COPE

KEK jarmo should offer sheet laine and barzal

"no"

or more likely he'll be nhl-caliber by the time he's 20 and when his ELC runs out they're paying two goaltenders a quarter of the cap for the next 3 years

>Mild GM said that today's signings will make them a playoff team next year

>russian
>completely smooth with no hair
I'd start there and move forward desu

Being an NHL starting goalie at 20 is extremely rare

Not like they can start their rebuild for 7 more years anyway.

>kane - simmonds - reaves
>subban - jones

jarmo is the only other gm with balls desu

>simmonds
>center

good problem to have for a team with no goalie 24 hours ago

Yea he thinks with his balls and not his brain. That nevercends well.

>signing 31 year old manlet with scrambled eggs for brains and a confirmed bust in Hartman will make you a playoff team

That's college football, CFL is NFL reject league

Does anyone have any good vegan recipes? I have to make a meal in couple days for some people who don't believe in the food chain.

Today was somewhat disappointing, yet also left me concerned about the future.

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what ever you make, grind some lobster up into it.

Buy some of those fake burgers they have now. Also pasta aglio e olio is pretty simple and easy to make, you can pan sear some chicken and put it in your meal separately

twitter.com/drosennhl/status/1145828709703794688?s=19
>Big TOR-COL trade: Leafs get Tyson Barrie, Alex Kerfoot and a 6th rd pick in 2020 from the Avs for Nazem Kadri, Calle Rosen and Toronto’s 3rd round selection in 2020. Colorado also retaining 50% of Barrie’s AAV ($5.5 million) as part of the transaction.

serve them cultured meat

if you can find a good vegan substitute for parmesan, then make mushroom risotto. better to try to make a dish that naturally goes without meat and animal products than trying substitutes.

Vegans are perpetually malnourished because even supplements they take aren't actually enough to properly sustain the body

Yeah is called suck my dick soibouy

Those fake burgers are loaded with glysophate and other awful shit for your system

huh well there you go

Yikes WHAT
Colorado FLEEEEECED

why

They're vegans, they're going to die 20 years earlier anyway.

No thanks.

so jihadri is now with the bing bings

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>October is 3 months away

fuck bros what are we going to do until then

Looks like Sakic is on crazy pills again

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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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Fucking awful. Just absolutely awful.

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>Its real

Oh shit

The entire atlantic division says fuck you to Colorado for letting yourselves get fleeced by the laffs like this

Guess the Nordiques are coming back home after all huh.

Cooking sosig on grill

Bergevin is a game changer GM. Because of the offer sheet he pulled off, we’re going to start seeing more big market teams give contracts to restricted free agents who play in small markets

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who would ever do this

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viarge a vin

Why does Sakic always trade playrs when they hit their prime?

WHYYY?!

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>Because of the offer sheet he pulled off
>pulled off
You know that he didn't actually get Aho, right?

>he submitted some paperwork and nothing happened
>put him in the hall of fame

and here i thought dubas was going to be fired by december

this image was STOLEN using the power of the Internet

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It's proof of concept that big market teams can still strong arm small ones. Carolina is in a lose/lose situation. They either lose Aho and get a pittence in picks back or they financially ruin themselves trying to keep him

salam alaikum, Colorado

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jihadri in flames

why would colorado make that trade?

wtf was sakic thinking

It's not a pittance of picks. Carolina can afford what the current offer sheet is, so they're not "financially ruined". If Montreal offered a higher contract to Aho, they would have needed to give up multiple first round picks+.

>ruin
but it's a lower AAV than what he was asking for, all frontloaded into a larger signing bonus. It's actually a more team-friendly deal that lets the Canes assess his performance in years 3-5 to work on one big final payday extension

frogs might have had him if they upped to $9.5 AAV but they didn't

I don't think the Carolina fairweather fans are aware that the CBA is expiring in 2 years and that Habs pretty much sent it to a lockout with the stunt pulled today. You still need to pay the signing bonuses if the players don't play. Can the Hurricans afford that?

Based Big Money Bergevin

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cap dump or they really wanted kadri and calle rosen, and rosen isnt a bad young defenseman but at the cost of barrie and kerfoot is NG

>or they financially ruin themselves trying to keep him
Why does everyone talk about Carolina's team like they've only ever heard vague rumors about it?

My dick is so hard it might EXPLODE

I was feeling happy that >my team hadn't done anything stupid yet and I was gonna be able to go to sleep safe and sound and then Joe goes and imports some muslim liability.

>cap dump
colorado are 5 million BELOW THE CAP FLOOR

What the fuck avs

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Bon Jovi only has 2 good songs.

Is Vegas finally going to be fucked with all their contracts?

CHADgevin could HEEM any other GM in the league

brainlet habs fan don't realize they're won't be a lockout since it's the same season Seattle enter the league. They are already negotiating right
now.

why are canadians like this?

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french canadians arent real canadians

nah... he's got, like, five or six maybe..
>but that's it...

I'm ok with this. Big market teams need a defense against the sunbelt's no-income-tax advantage.

>unironically going to redd*t
go back

>reddit
Why are (you) like this?

If you like reddit that much, stay there.

I just want to know what PSChris33 said.

sakic is either a supergenius or a superretard

this desu, remember the Radulov saga

Why the fuck would avs do this

i guess we'll never know

For me, it’s clogging the toilet and then trying to flush it again every time I walk past the bathroom until it eventually gets soft enough to go down

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Excuse me what?

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i'm sure there are many redditor that could tell us

They lesson today is
>"They shouldn't"

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Because Girard, Makar, Timmins, Byram, etc. Because they aren't going to pay Barrie 8-9 million dollars when he turns 30. Because They had a glaring need at 2C. People seem to think Kerfoot is something special... must not watch the Avs much. The Leafs got the better player, but this isn't as horrible as people think it is.
>50% retained
On one of the lowest payroll teams in the league for one whole year.

50 percent retained when the leafs are winning the trade to begin with is a fleecing

We should all say one thing we're thankful for in the Off-season

I'm thankful that my broadcast schedule is no longer dictated by the mindless whores at NBC

>WHO NEXT?!?!?!

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FUCK

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bing bing oh no

Read what I wrote after 50% retained.

I miss him already bros

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tyson barrie only has 1 year left on his contract

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Oh no no no no

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Leafs win but the chance of re-signing Barrie is 0%

the absolute state of the avs

Bergevin just made the lockout real today. That's what I'm talking about. Scumfuck cheap owners like Melnyk and shit markets like Carolina are gonna cry about how they're getting strongarmed into either going into financial jeopardy for RFAs with the front heavy signing bonuses (that they also have to pay in case of a lockout, which is why they won't sign Aho) or that their talent get poached for the same reason, so they'll want to get rid of bonuses, which player will not bulge on. Bergevin opened the ball today. We'll probably see more of it next year.

The league is 3 for 3 so far with the CBA negotiation lockouts. Seattle or not, the lockout WILL happen.

>muzzin
>barrie
>dermott
Another summer of endless contract talk, can't wait.

avs what is you doing baby

redd*tors OUT

...

new, not early edition

>early

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shant

Avs
>27 mil in cap space
>Rantanen (9-10) + Compher(3-4) + Burakovsky (3) + Zadorov (5? 6?) + Graves (1)
>Will be around 21-25m in total
Trade kinda makes sense and kinda doesn't. I can understand trading Barrie, but why Kerfoot?

>best ice
>best finns
Literally WHO can stop >us

Yes

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>tfw if the >rags win a cup this cancer will increase ten-fold

seethe and cope harder you subhuman frog

Face the reality already, 2020 is our year. Aho is mister #25.